The Good Life – March-April 2019

ASK 30 WOMEN
WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST ABOUT HIM?
Gentlemen, you are irritating. Yes, I know it’s hard to believe, certain things you do are rather annoying
to some people. Rest assured it’s not too late and we are here to help you through the process. The
Good Life asked 30 random ladies… “What annoys you most about him?” Names were withheld to
protect the innocent. Stop doing these little bothersome things and make the world a better place!
1. It drives me mad when he
doesn't rinse his prickly little
hairs out of sink and counter top
after shaving.
2. The way he chews his food.
3. Checking his phone every
other minute (turning it off and
on making a clicking sound).
4. Pretending he’s listening to
me – when I know he’s not.
5. Cheering on sports players on
TV. They can’t hear you!
6. Not flushing the toilet or
forgetting to close the lid.
7. Being late.
8. When he’s done doing
the dishes (bless his heart,
he is great at that) and he
leaves the food trap full
of disgusting scraps... for
hours. So, as I scrape the
dried-up gunk off the
strainer, my mantra is
“the dishes are done...
the dishes are done.”
9. Lip smacking when
he eats! Arrrggghhh!
10. Being stubborn.
11. Misplacing
everything –
then claiming
someone
must have
stolen it.
12. Breathing.
13. When he leaves his stuff
laying all over.
14. Constantly talking and also
pointing at things when he
doesn’t need to.
15. Doesn’t wipe the toothpaste
glob out of the sink.
16. Clearing his throat
continuously.
17. Asking me to put his things
in my purse.
18. Video games.
19. Spreading his germs when
he’s sick. I’m pretty sure he
touches every handle, button
and remote in our home. Then
he feels hurt when I follow him
around with a can of Lysol.
20. Not going to the doctor
until he’s dying.
21. When he doesn’t use the
bathroom spray.
22. Making gulping noises when
he’s drinking.
23. Interrupts me when I’m
speaking to others.
24. Mouth breather.
25. He doesn’t know where we
keep anything. Tape, scissors,
light bulbs, etc.
26. Not making his side of the
bed.
27. Wearing clothes until
they are falling apart.
28. Burping loudly and
then acting disgusted
when I do it.
29. His family.
30. Turning the
channel in the
middle of a
TV show I'm
watching so
he can watch
sports.
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