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THIS WEEK’S

NIPPLE

COUNT

IS . . .

151

THOUGHT OF

THE DAY

GOT A STORY?

Then call our

newsdesk on:

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WE PAY CASH

TODAY’S WEATHER

PERVY

ROWER

FINED A

WEEK’S

WAGES

AN Italian Olympic rower convicted of

taking pictures up a woman’s skirt on a

train has been fined £1,800 – one week’s

pay for him.

Roberto Blanda, 48, who rowed for Italy at

the 1992 Barcelona Games and in Atlanta in

1996 claimed he only snapped the woman on

the Twickenham to Waterloo train on July 19

last year as a joke.

He was reported by other passengers but the

victim did not go to the police, Westminster JPs

heard.

Farah Ahmed, defending Blanda said this showed

the offence did not have an impact on the victim.

SEREN

GIBSON

25, 32E, from Ruthin, North Wales

WIND’S UP

TODAY will be breezy for all with a lot

of cloud and some rain at times in the

west but eastern areas will be mostly

dry and bright with sunny spells and

quite mild again.

Temperatures of 10C in London,

11C in Cardiff, 12C in Manchester,

10C in Belfast and 9C in Edinburgh.

Northern parts will be blustery with

the odd shower or longer spells of rain

on Monday but drier in the south.

Temperatures of 10C in London,

8C in Cardiff, 9C in Manchester, 8C in

Belfast and 7C in Edinburgh.

OUTLOOK: No too bad.

TUES

Dry

WED

Damp

THURS

Mixed

But deputy District

Judge Claire Evans said

the woman was foreign

and probably just did

not understand what

the other passengers

were saying.

“It was only a bit of

luck on the part of your

client,” the magistrate

added.

Offence

Turning to Blanda she

said: “In my judgement

it is a serious matter. I

do not know what you

were thinking.

“Where have you

been? There is a new law

coming in for this

specific offence.’

“I’ve seen your means

and they are not

inconsiderable. I am

going to make a fine of

one week’s pay, so

£1,800.”

After his Olympic

career, Blanda moved

into business and is now

the Head of Human

By M’WETTI SINGE

news@sundaysport.co.uk

Resources and General

Services at British

American Tobacco.

As well as the fine

Blanda will have to pay

a £170 victim surcharge.

Earlier, prosecutor

Robert Simpson said:

“Three members of the

public saw Mr Blanda

taking photos underneath

the skirt of a female

passenger standing on

the aisle.

“He took one picture,

looked at the image and

then did it twice again.

“The images were

clearly of the area

between the woman’s

legs.”

Blanda, of Chertsey,

Surrey, pleaded guilty

to outraging public decency

but had claimed

that he only took the

shots as a joke with his

girlfriend.


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February 17, 2019 3

FANS GO WILD OVER ALBERT SQUARE’S NEW GP

CURE FOR ALL ILLS:

Esther as Dr Waters

is the new doctor

in Albert Square

Even sexier

than

END OF

AN ERA:

Dr Legg is

about to

cark it in

the soap

Dr Legg!

And we have her NAKED pics

WELL FIT: Esther

got naked in telly

adaptation of

Sons and Lovers

By PENNY MARSHALL

news@sundaysport.co.uk

LOR, luvvaduck!

Poor old Dr Legg –

the original EastEnders

sawbones is brown

bread!

In emotional scenes,

the old boy comes back

to the Square to breathe

his last.

Milf

But, to be honest, the

new doctor in town is a

bit tastier than Dr Legg.

Dr Elinor Waters is

played by Esther Hall

who, even after all these

years, is still best known

for those MILF TV ads

with him off of Death in

Paradise.

The beauty wore a lot

less in the TV adaptation

of the DH Lawrence

book Sons and Lovers.

In fact, she wore nowt

– revealing her boobs,

bum and even dark,

hairy bush.

One fan said: “Now

there’s a doctor I would

enjoy feeling up my

conkers. Oh yes!”

‘Hold on to your pooch’ warning for dog lovers

WEATHERMEN in the US have issued

a warning that high winds may blow

SMALL DOGS away!

The Cleveland branch of the National

Weather Service issued a “small dog

warning” for pet lovers, so owners of

tiny dogs don’t lose their pooches in

gusts of up to 50 miles per hour.

The NWS warned people about the

winds causing scattered power

outages, trees coming down and flying

dustbin lids, while also urging pet

owners to “hold on to your pooch!”

Just to drive the point home, the

NWS added a graphic of a flying dog.

A six-pound Chihuahua got swept up

in a 70-mph gust in Michigan in 2009

and ended up nearly a mile from home.


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HE TAKES

ALL THE

WEEK’S

NEWS &

PULLS ITS

PANTS

DOWN

MONDAY

IT’S a great night for women as female

artists enjoy a clean sweep at the Grammys.

Well done, girls.

But next time it’ll be quicker to use a

vacuum.

THE BBC announces plans to bring back the

vintage kids’ TV show Crackerjack.

It will still feature madcap games, comedy and

music but the new hosts have been warned NOT to

repeat any of the classic catchphrases.

Apparently “I could rip a tissue” discriminates

against the disabled, “I could wrestle an Action

Man” is not inclusive of women, and “I could crush

a grape” is so anti-vegan that some kids have

already filed their claims for PTSD.

WEDNESDAY

TV hottie Rachel Riley attends a meeting of

celebrities and MPs who are planning on

forming a breakaway Labour Party.

Luckily, Jeremy Corbyn

and the rest of his top team

are not in the slightest bit

worried at this potential new

rival.

Always in tune with

British public thinking, they

know for a fact that Miss

Riley is not only much uglier

than Dia ne Abbott, but also

worse at maths.

THURSDAY

A LONDON schoolgirl who

voluntarily fled the UK to

become an ISIS-bride

announces that she’d like to

come “home” now.

Shamima Begum made her

plea for mercy on Valentine’s

Day, so we thought we’d

respond in appropriate fashion

by sending her a present

(right) and a love poem...

“Dear Shamima,

Roses are red, Your caliphate’s broken.

We hope you’ll accept this small loving token.

It’s shiny and new, it’s a pure work of art.

Now take out the pin, hold it close to your heart.

Whether we’re Muslim or Buddhist, Jew, Hindu

or Quaker,

We’ll all raise a cheer, as you meet your maker.

Love from, the entire UK population (apart from

human rights lawyers with pound signs in their eyes).

SKY News presenter Rachel

Johnson – sister of Boris –

strips topless on a live show

in order to…well, we don’t

really know why.

Some say it was a cunning

stunt. But we could only see

the outline of her tits.

The show, called The

Pledge, aims to encourage

debate. Or, in this case, mass debate.

SATURDAY

TV treasures Ant and Dec

are accused of RACISM

after campaigners dig out

a sketch from 2003 in

which they wore

“black-face” makeup.

Disgraceful. Hanging’s

too good for them, etc.

And it makes you wonder

which of our other beloved

celebrities have similar

skeletons in their

cupboards.

TUESDAY

FRIDAY

That’s

proper

tasty!

FRENCH model Constance

Jablonski looks a peach in

this photo feature about

health eating.

The 27-year-old stripped

off and clasped various

foodstuffs to her naked

bod for a feature in Yank

magazine Unconditional.

A fan said: “I would have

preferred it if she’d had her

liver and bacon showing, to

be quite honest.”

NEEDS A GOOD

FILLING: Model

loves her bread

NO YOLK: Babe

poses with eggs

DRUNK

LIVES IN

BOTTLE

3ft 6in lookalike

drinks discarded

IF you worry that Wayne Rooney’s life

sometimes looks in danger of spiralling

out of control, spare a thought for his tiny

lookalike Tom Harper.

For the three-foot-six-inch dwarf’s life already

HAS gone down the toilet and he lives in a

Tesco bottle bank – tackling his thirst for hard

liquor by sucking dregs from discarded bottles.

A reader tipped us off about Tom’s plight and we

caught up with him at his “home” in the car park

of a Midlands Tesco we are unable to name for legal

reasons.

Feisty Tom, who admitted to having had “a few”

that day, went immediately on the defensive but a

bottle of sherry got him onside.

He explained: “I had it all, I was riding high. I

had my own welding business and made a pretty

penny on the side at

panto season.

“Then someone said

I looked like Wayne

Rooney and that I

should be a dwarf

Rooney lookalike.

“I threw everything I

had into that business

but unfortunately the

drink was snapping at

my heels by then.

Begging

“I started missing

bookings and got a bit

of a reputation as being

unreliable. In two

years I’d lost everything.

I began begging and,

I’m ashamed to admit,

sucked off the odd

Rooney fan in

exchange for booze,

fans and sometimes

just crisps.

“After my home was

repossessed I was on

the streets. The bottle

bank is now my home

and my bar. You’d be

amazed how much

booze people leave in

By BRAD CHADWICK

news@sundaysport.co.uk

the bottom of bottles

they chuck out.”

Furious

While the real Wayne

Rooney’s life has not

collapsed, he’s getting

plenty of earache from

lively wife Coleen for his

own lifestyle choices.

DC United footballer

Wayne was spotted on

a boozy bar crawl in

Florida on Super Bowl

weekend, where he met

up with pretty barmaid

Vicki Rosiek in Florida’s

Clearwater Beach.

Coleen’s friends are

furious with him for

once again dragging

their marriage into the

spotlight.

One pal said: “Wayne

is selfish and has no

consideration for her

feelings. Everyone feels

so sorry for poor Coleen.”


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Fans take fantasy

footballers to bed

IF your partner is obsessed with the Premier

League, there’s a good chance they’ve fantasised

about their favourite footballer during SEX.

A new survey by Super Tips has revealed that

a quarter of fans – both male and female – think

about footie stars in the bedroom.

The survey of 2,000 UK supporters found that

while female fans tend to have “sexual thoughts”

about players, straight male fans were more

likely to think about GOALS they had scored

and also upcoming fixtures.

Unsurprisingly, David Beckham was the player

that most people thought of during sex, followed

by Cristiano Ronaldo

and Harry Kane (left).

Strangely, fans often

didn’t think about

players from their

own team.

The survey also

revealed that some

supporters aren’t even

letting relationships

get off the ground.

More than a quarter

said they wouldn’t

consider a relationship

with someone who was

a fan of a rival team.

Courteney: I was

still virgin at 21

FRIENDS actress Courteney Cox has revealed

she waited to lose her virginity until she reached

the age of 21.

The Hollywood star, now 54, said her family

didn’t talk to her much about sex so she was

really “backwards” about the topic.

But things changed when her mum noticed

that she was in a serious relationship and

encouraged her to take the plunge and bonk.

Speaking on The Late Late Show with James

Corden, Courteney said: “My mom didn’t talk to

me about one thing that I should have known

about – sex. I shouldn’t probably say this, but I

will…I was a virgin until I was 21.”

But the brunette – who famously played the

part of Monica Geller on 90s sitcom Friends and

who is now in a relationship with Snow Patrol’s

Johnny McDaid – is not

ashamed of popping her

cherry in her twenties.

She added: “I think I

can be proud of that. I

remember, I dated the

guy for a long time, and

my mom was like, “OK,

I think she’s gonna be

with him for a while.”

The Scream star and

Johnny, 42, called off

their engagement in

2015, but are still very

much a couple.

American Idol star

on drugs deal rap

A FORMER contestant on the reality singing

show American Idol has been accused of acting

as a DRUGS MULE for a criminal gang.

Antonella Barba, 32, made it to the last 16 on

the sixth season of the singing contest hosted by

Brit Simon Cowell in 2007.

She was indicted last week after authorities in

Virginia arrested her in October 2018 with two

pounds of fentanyl – a powerful opioid.

The New Jersey-based singer and actor was

handed 11 federal charges, including one count

of conspiracy to distribute and possess cocaine,

heroin, and fentanyl with the intent to distribute.

She also faces 10 counts of distribution or

possession of cocaine,

heroin and fentanyl

with the intent to

distribute.

She pleaded not

guilty to selling

or intending to sell

100g or more of

heroin.

The indictment

claims Barba was

one of several

members of a drug

conspiracy active in

Virginia between

late 2017 and 2018.

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SQUEAK OF

February 17, 2019 7

FEAR:

Carter

with his

mouse

Nero

Pals’ £100

wager over

plophole in

the road!

BIZARRE footage has

emerged which apparently

shows a man going to

the toilet in the middle

of a busy road.

It’s believed the chap

was dared by friends to

go to the loo in front of

drivers and pedestrians

for a £100 wager.

The incident occurred

along Malpas Road,

Newport, South Wales.

People quickly took to

social media to express

both laughter and utter

bewilderment at the

odd incident.

Alex Slocombe, who

dared his friend, said:

“We dared him to do it

for £100.

“Everyone was just so

shocked to see him in

the middle of the road,

on the toilet, with his

trousers down.”

Another Facebook

user said: “I’m not sure

how I would have acted

if I had seen this.”

MY Dad’s dying wish

was to have his

family around him. I

can’t help thinking

he would have been

better off with more

oxygen.

– Jimmy Carr

Ryanair chaos

on fight flight

A FLIGHT from Glasgow

Prestwick to Malaga

had to be diverted after

a fight broke out on

board the aircraft.

The Ryanair service

landed in Madrid

where a disruptive

passenger was met by

Spanish police on

Thursday evening.

The flight then

continued its journey

on to Malaga.

A passenger said:

“The fight started when

one drunk man started

pestering these women

in a hen party group.

“Two blokes were

trading punches in the

middle of the aisle, and

the cabin crew had to

ask passengers for help.

“It was chaos.”

Ryanair said: “The

flight from Glasgow

Prestwick to Malaga

diverted to Madrid and

the crew requested

police assistance upon

arrival after a passenger

became disruptive.”

THE DEVIL!

Face of Fred West

found on MOUSE

NOT VERY

MICE:

Fred’s

face is

clear

TERRIFIED mouse fancier

Carter Langley is too scared

to sleep at night after the

face of Fred West appeared

on his favourite pet.

Joiner Carter, 43, breeds the

rodents to exhibit across the

world in competitions.

But his latest pet, Nero Saxon

Ethelred III, won’t be entering

Aisleyne’s

bum sex

shocker

REALITY telly babe Aisleyne

Horgan-Wallace knows how

to set pulses racing – and

has sent temperatures

soaring by stripping off for a

new Instagram snap.

The former Big Brother

contestant flashed the flesh

as she showed off her

incredible bum in the saucy

snap in which she straddled

a silver chair.

Wishing her followers a

happy Valentine’s Day, busty

Ash then cheekily wrote in

the caption: “Now kiss my

ass & send me flowers.”

The 40-year-old blonde

was inundated with naughty

comments from her followers

– gushing over her gym-honed

figure and begging for her

to be their Valentine.

One wrote: “Think I’ve died

and gone to heaven!”

But one was less polite

and slavered: “I want that

ass on my dick”.

By REX ROWLANDS

rex@sundaysport.co.uk

any contests as his terrifying

markings are exactly like the face

of evil serial killer West.

Unwed Carter, of Horsham,

West Sussex, said: “I breed

chocolate pied mice for competitions

and I’ve had quite a bit of success.

“I had high hopes for Nero as

his ears were the perfect

size and his tail looked

ideally balanced.

“But when his adult

markings came in I was

utterly terrified.

“I was training him

for the show table when

he turned around and I

saw...Fred West’s face.

Murder

“It took all my courage

to pick him up and put

him back in his cage.

“I thought, ‘That’s

Fred West. He did all

those murders, why is

he on my mouse’s back?’

“Now I am terrified

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THE VOICE OF

YOUR BRITAIN

Can’t bank

on fickle

fame, kids

THESE days, millions of our

youngsters measure success in

the number of Twitter and

Instagram followers they have.

Fame, it seems, has replaced moral

standing and religious devotion as the

measure of a person’s worth.

But are these young people building

their dreams on foundations of sand?

Ask tiny Tom Harper.

Lured from a successful welding

business to become a dwarf Wayne

Rooney lookalike, things first went well

for Tom.

But fame is a fickle mistress.

What’s more, becoming famous

unhinges the minds and warps the

morals.

Soon Tom was a shuddering, drinksodden

wreck.

Now he lives in a bottle bank,

existing on the dregs that others have

discarded.

This is a chilling warning to all those

who queue up to appear on the “X

Factor” or “Britain’s Got talent” or

even the notorious “Ex On The Beach”.

You may dream of being the next

Brave Cheryl or the next Her-With-

The-Fat-Arse.

But you could end up sucking out

empties in a bottle bank.

Ever bin glad?

MANY of us these days complain at

the deterioration in refuse collection

services.

Once upon a time, cheery dustmen

would come

into your back

yard, hoist a

metal bin onto

their strong

shoulders and

carry your

trash to a

waiting lorry.

Now we are

forced to sort

our rubbish

into various

bins and carry

them to the

roadside.

Bad news

for the infirm

or elderly.

But it’s good

news for

councils, who

can spend the

money they

save on

ludicrous

politically-correct daydreams.

And it’s good news for those who

like watching celebrities putting the

bins out in their smalls.

PRINCE WILLIAM

SHOWCASES BRITAIN’S

GOT TALENT AUDITION

Just like

that…

THERESA MAY CURE FOR BREXIT BLUES

You still

love me,

don’t you?

Not till you sort

out the Backstop.

Bitch

NEWS IN

PICTURES

DOUBTS OVER NEW MARVEL CHARACTER

MIX UP AT ANGLO-IRISH SUMMIT

I think I’ve got your

bill. I had the salad

CORBYN REMEMBERS THE GOOD

OLD DAYS WITH DIANE ABBOTT


Fancy a go on

a rock-hard

troll’s penis?

TOURISM bosses in

Norway are encouraging

Brits to visit their

country to have SEX on

a rock formation called

TROLL’S PENIS!

Trollpikken is a

scenic rock outcrop in

Rogaland Co, Norway,

frequented by tourists

for its huge trademark

phallic shape.

Now Visit Norway

and the government

foundation Innovation

Norway have listed six

tips for exciting locations

to have sex at, which

also includes having

sex under the northern

lights, in small cabins,

at Kråkenes lighthouse

or in a steaming sauna.

Trollpikken, though,

is touted as the hottest

option for the sexually

adventurous.

Katrine Mosfjeld of

Innovation Norway

said: “Norway is a

well-known brand for

nature, but at the same

time is known to be a

bit boring, perhaps.

“We try to be a little

playful and humorous

…maybe a bit cheeky.”

VINTAGE

TOP

TIP

GET into the cinema

free of charge by

looking bored,

carrying an ice

cream tray and

wearing a silly hat.

– Mrs D Table,

Hendon

Site satisfies

over-60s sex

THE stigma surrounding

the sex lives of older

adults is being tackled

with a pioneering website

aiming to improve sexual

health in the over-60s.

Age, Sex and You is the

first website in the UK

dedicated to providing

advice about sex and

intimate relationships for

older people who feel

reluctant to talk to their

doctor about it.

The website has been

launched by researchers

from the University of

Sheffield who, in a recent

study, found the prejudice

and discrimination that

older people face when

seeking support for their

sexual needs significantly

affects their wellbeing.

The university’s Dr

Sharron Hinchliff said: “A

third of over-70s have sex

at least twice a month

but face huge barriers,

particularly when it

comes to seeking advice

about sexual health.”

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VALENTINE’S PLAY

SEX shop boss Barry

Maltby, of The Private

Shop in Nottingham

says whips, spanking

paddles and handcuffs

were this year’s big

Valentine’s Day sellers.

February 17, 2019 9

AS FANS DEVOUR ITV DRAMA CLEANING UP…

LOOKALIKE:

Busty Wendy

earns a crust

as Sheridan

doppelganger

NEW drama Cleaning Up has

By GARY DORAN

delighted TV fans and cleaned

gary@sundaysport.co.uk

up with the viewing figures.

Millions tuned in to see the online gambling but soon discovers

story of cleaner Sam – played she has access to valuable stock

by actress Sheridan Smith – market information – which she

bucking the system by listening sees as a way to deliver her from her

in to City traders’ deals.

money worries.

Money-tight Sam is addicted to Fans are already chomping at the

FRANCE BANS

Sheridan

Smith babe

is EATING

bit to watch a second series, and

that’s good news for Wendy Bryce

– who makes a living as a topless

tubby Sheridan Smith lookalike.

Wendy, of Colchester, Essex –

who like Sheridan is 37 – said: “The

more successful Sheridan is, the

more successful I am.

“She’s a real star but she never

shows off her boobies.”

MUM & DAD

FROG lawmakers have voted

to BAN the terms “mother”

and “father” from forms in

the nation’s schools – instead

using the terms “Parent 1”

and “Parent 2.”

France’s majority La République

En Marche party – led by

President Emmanue l Macron –

said the move will bring schools

into line with France’s 2013

same-sex marriage law.

LREM lawmaker Valérie Petit

tromboned: “The amendment

aims to anchor into law the

family diversity of children in the

administrative forms submitted

in school.”

Rodrigo Arenas, co-chair of

FCPE, the country’s largest

federation of parents, called the

amendment a “very good thing.”

He explained that the bill now

“takes into account changing

family situations” and “resonates

with the law passed on the fight

against harassment, because

often in situations of child

harassment, children have been

By NELSON SAUVIN

news@sundaysport.co.uk

targeted for not conforming.”

However, Xavier Breton, a

conservative deputy for France’s

Les Républicains, denounced

the law as frightening, saying it

was a result of “politically correct

thinking that did not correspond

to reality.”

He also contended that while

his view might be considered

outmoded by his opponents, 95%

of legal unions in France were

comprised of male-female couples.

Fantasy

Eric Ciotti, another rightwing

lawmaker, called the law a

“fantasy,” adding that he felt

the “negotiation of gender” would

“deconstruct the balance of

society.”

France’s main far-right party,

which progressed to the second

round of the country’s 2017

presidential elections, has voiced

PRESIDENT: Emmanuel Macron

its disdain for the amendment.

The head of the Rassemblement

National – formerly the National

Front – said “the mask had

fallen” from the face of the LREM,

claiming they were showing their

contempt for the family.

REAL STAR:

Sheridan in

hit drama

UP

AGE TOO OH!

TRADING standards warn

an anti-ageing product

called dihydrogen oxide,

sold online for up to £200

a litre as a “health tonic”,

should be described by its

common name…WATER!


10 February 17, 2019

Fatal deer

disease to

turn us all

zombies

MEDICS fear that a

fatal disease that turns

victims into ZOMBIES

may be spread by

Britain’s herds of wild

DEER!

Chronic Wasting

Disease, which is

described as a

progressive, fatal

disease that affects the

brain, spinal cord and

other tissues of deer,

has been documented

across the United

States, the Centre for

Disease Control and

Prevention said.

And it will only be a

matter of time before it

comes here, experts

fear.

The disease, which

can take years for

symptoms to appear

after infection, is

believed to spread

through bodily fluids

like faeces, saliva,

blood, or urine, by both

direct and indirect

contact. There are no

treatments or vaccines.

The symptoms,

which have been

compared to those of

zombies, may include

drastic weight loss,

stumbling, lack of

coordination, drooling,

excessive thirst, lack of

fear and aggression.

Minnesota University’s

Michael Osterholm

said: “It is probable

human cases of CWD

associated with the

consumption of meat

will be documented in

the years ahead.”

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PIN-UP

OF THE

WEEK

WET A

LANA

Stargazer’s nude

teen under car

A PERVERT caught with a

half-naked boy under his

car told police they were

just “looking at the stars”.

Officers found Ronan

Hanlon, 53 (above), in

his parked Volkswagen

on a dead-end road in

Rolesville, North Carolina

– then saw there was

a teen hiding under his

car wearing just a school

jacket.

Hanlon said he and

the 15-year-old boy were

dabbling in some amateur

astronomy, but it was

later discovered he had

molested the boy.

Investigators said the

two met on dating app

Grindr and photo-sharing

site Instagram, where

they chatted for a week

before meeting on the

dead-end street.

Hanlon was nicked and

charged with indecent

liberties with a child.

RACIST WRAPPER

THE distinction between

“dark” and “milk”

chocolate is “a racist

abhorrence and should

be eliminated”, say the

Diversity and Inclusivity

Workshop think tank.


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February 17, 2019 11

PAIR

’S GOT!

DOG SUIT PERV

TWATTED

HUSKY

WITH

HORROR

FILM:

Nichols

posted

shocking

animal

porn vid

online

DILDO DURING

SEX ROMP

By WENDY THOMAS

news@sundaysport.co.uk

LUSTY Cover Girl

Lana Kendrick got

wet ’n’ wild in this

photoshoot as she

flaunted her HUGE

boobs.

The Birmingham babe,

28, said her massive

chesticles draw attention

everywhere she goes.

And it’s not surprising

when she boasts a pair of

that weigh in at 32HH.

Popping

Lana said: “It will come

as no surprise that my huge

boobies are the part of me

that gets the most attention

from guys.

“They can never seem to

take their eyes off my big

cleavage!

“To be honest, they catch

a lot of girls’ eyes, too. I get

a lot of compliments on

them – and I love getting

them out.

“And it always makes me

laugh to see people’s

reactions when they get a

good look – it’s like their

eyes are popping out of their

heads sometimes!”

A PERVERT filmed himself performing sex

acts on his Siberian husky WHILE WEARING

A DOG COSTUME – then posted the revolting

footage online.

And when the dog tried to flee Christian Nichols’

twisted antics, the monster twatted the distraught

animal with a DILDO.

Nichols, 21, of Oldsmar, Florida, admitted

making the video. He was arrested and is facing

charges of aggravated

animal cruelty and

making animal porn.

An investigation was

launched after an

out-of-state resident

contacted officials from

the Pinellas County

Animal Services to

report the existence of

video and photographs

online depicting a

man having sexual

contact with a dog.

Distressed

Detectives from the

Sheriff’s Office later

obtained copies of the

video and photographs,

which showed a man

dressed in a black and

white Siberian husky

costume using his penis

and sex toys during sex

acts with the animal.

The dog – identified as

Nichols’ pet ‘Ember’ –

was clearly distressed

during the video and at

one point tried to run

away.

The man responded

by hitting the dog with

a “penis-shaped” sex

toy, according to the

sheriff’s department.

Investigators traced

the video and photos

back to Nichols, who

admitted that he made

the footage with his dog

Chopper flash perv

was ‘cheered on’

A STREAKER who admitted

chasing children around a

park after downing a litre

of wine said he thought the

kids were cheering him on.

Police were called to

Oddies Creek playground

in Albury, New South

Wales, Australia, after

they received reports of

a naked man.

Onlookers saw Michael

James Bassett, 44, chase

kids around the park

while swinging his penis

in a helicopter motion.

After chasing the

children around the river

bank, it’s said Bassett

then put on a pair of jeans

and tried to leave the

area with another man.

He was charged with

carrying out a sexual act

with another without

consent and wilful and

obscene public exposure,

and will be sentenced on

April 10.

By WENDY THOMAS

news@sundaysport.co.uk

before posting it to the

internet.

A second dog was also

removed from Nichols’

home.

Pinellas County Sgt

Spencer Gross said

Nichols admitted to

sharing the video via a

messaging app called

Telegram.

“Mr Nichols was in a

few different chat rooms

with others who had

interest in zoosadism

and zoophilia,” Sgt

Gross said, citing

psychological disorders

involving pleasure

derived from cruelty to

animals and sexual

attraction to animals.

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Clothes shop

tosser wiped

up jizz with

store T-shirt

A MAN was arrested

for spunking on the

floor in the menswear

section of a department

store – then wiping up

the jizz with a T-shirt.

A witness told cops

that John Wesley

Booker, 55 (above), of

Wing, Alabama, was

acting suspiciously in

the men’s department

at the Walmart store in

Milton, Florida.

On closer inspection,

the witness noticed

Booker was wanking.

The witness said he

saw Booker ejaculate

on the floor and wipe

it up with garment,

which Booker then

discarded on a nearby

shelf, according to his

arrest report.

After being nicked,

and while en route

to jail, Booker told

deputies he was “sorry

for all of this”.

Booker was charged

with indecent exposure

and disturbing the peace.

He was released from

jail and will appear in

court later this week.

Tits-out students

anger rich tenants

RICH New Yorkers have

complained about their

college girl neighbours

aged 18 sunbathing

topless in their shared

apartment block.

A clash of cultures has

erupted in the Big Apple,

with some Brooklynites

upset that their luxury

apartment building is

being ruined by rowdy

students.

“There were girls

sunbathing topless up

there,” a tenant with a

young child told a

newspaper.

“My wife was like,

‘WTF?!’ There are a lot of

families here.”

Another tenant said:

“The students take over

the gym.

“They’re wearing

earbuds and yelling to

hear each other. It’s not

where you want to be as

an adult.”

The building in

Downtown Brooklyn offers

everything from a

29th-floor roof terrace to

Statue of Liberty views.

“We bought into the

luxury experience of the

nice rooftop,” the female

tenant said.

“We didn’t expect it to

be packed with topless

18-year-olds.”

HOMELESS OUT

THE word “homeless”

is “demeaning” and

should be replaced with

“member of the nonhomed

community”,

according to new civil

service guidelines.

MUM AND DAD’S SHOCK BOAST

We taught our Kevin

to be the

best lover

in Luton

REAL LIFE

READER PIC

SARAH’S

SAUCY

STROLL

IN THE

PERK!

SHY Sarah Jones didn’t want to show her

face in this snap taken near her Watford

home, so she wore shades and swished

her hair over.

But she was more than happy to show her

fantastic busters!

The 34-year-old said: “My fella Darren is

a huge fan of Sunday Sport and pleaded

with me to go in the Reader Pics section.

“But I’m hiding my identity a bit. I have

to – I work for MI5. Only joking!”

Would you like to see your sexy pic in

Sunday Sport? Email readerpics@sunday

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SEX LIVES

HOME EDUCATION:

George, Kevin and

Muriel Jones

KEVIN Jones is the best lover in Luton…

But don’t just take his word for it – he gets

the gold star from his own MUM and DAD!

Former hippies Muriel and George Jones said

they taught their lad everything they knew about

loving and even DEMONSTRATED sex acts for

him at their tidy bungalow.

Muriel said: “Some people say it’s a bit weird –

illegal even. But we wanted our son to be known

as the best lover in all of Luton.

“We didn’t want him learning about sex stuff in

the school yard so we sat him down when he was a

teenager and explained the facts of life to him.

“We explained that sex is a wonderful thing and

not dirty at all.

“And to prove that, we By STEPH DILLON

did it in front of him.”

news@sundaysport.co.uk

Anal

George interjected:

“But not anal – we’re not

ruddy perverts. That’s

something he will have

to work out himself.”

The caring couple

have had sex in front of

their son every week for

the past 10 years.

Muriel added: “He

will have learned such

a lot from us. We’re so

proud.”

Kevin, whose somewhat

unconventional upbringing

has left him with an odd

twitch and prone to the

occasional yelp, said:

“Some people are pretty

horrified when I tell

them that Mum and Dad

taught me how to have

sex properly.

“Some people react

badly – especially the

ladies, who tend to run

away screaming.

“As it is, I have not

actually had sex with a

lady yet but Mum and

Dad say that when I do,

I’ll be the best in Luton

– if not the whole of

Bedfordshire.

“That’s a comfort to

me when the nightmares

come in the hours of

darkness.”

Sunday Sport has

sent a dossier of our

investigation to the

relevant authorities.

Cop forced woman

to perform sex act

A COP has been charged with sex assault after

forcing a woman to perform oral sex on him while

on duty.

Police said Corporal Thomas Oliver Jr. (below)

was on duty, wearing his gun belt and driving in a

marked police vehicle when he pulled up beside

the woman in

Wilmington,

Delaware.

Officer Oliver, 35,

instructed her to get

into the vehicle and

then exposed himself

to her.

He said he would

allow her to leave if

she performed a sex

act on him, then

pushed her head

towards his penis.

A complaint from

the victim led to the

immediate launch of

an investigation and

Oliver has been

suspended.


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February 17, 2019 13

BOOBS OF PEACE!

Giggs brothers

should stop feuding

and appeciate the

fantastic boobs

they once shared

BONKERS:

Rhodri with

Natasha, the

wife his bro

Ryan (left)

also shagged

Minstrels

in ‘racism’

ban storm

A CAMPAIGNER says

one of Britain’s most

popular sweets is in

fact RACIST – and

should be banned.

Meadow Sugarsweet

claimed that Galaxy

Minstrels are “a clear

reference” to the Black

and White Minstrel

Show (above), which

was cancelled in 1978

over accusations it

was racist.

Sugarsweet, who has

previously claimed the

chimney sweeps in

Mary Poppins are racist,

said: “Having a confection

called Minstrels is like

having a bag of toffees

called ‘Sambo’ or a

chocolate bar called

‘Nig-nog’.

“They should be

banned and everyone

A FAMILY friend close to

feuding brothers Ryan and

Rhodri Giggs is calling for

the pair to make peace with

each other.

The two men have taken their

bitter dispute to a new level

after Rhodri recorded a TV

advert mocking his footballer

brother.

Rhodri, 41, famously fell out

with his sibling after finding out

the Manchester United star had

been shagging his wife,

Natasha. When news of By REX ROWLANDS

eight-year-long betrayal news@sundaysport.co.uk

broke, Rhodri vowed never

to speak to his millionaire plead for the boys to put

brother again.

their differences behind

Now, eight years later, them.

he has cashed in on his

cucklolding with an ad for

Drama

betting firm Paddy Power The woman, from Cardiff,

who doesn’t want to

mocking the Wales boss

for lacking loyalty. be named, said: “I think

But now a close family the boys should end all

friend has come forward to this drama.

EVER BEEN AD:

Topless Natasha

and (right) Rhodri

takes piss in ad

“Obviously Ryan did

shag Natasha, which was

a bit rum, but they should

come together to celebrate

the fact that they were

both lucky enough to bang

such a beautiful woman.

“Natasha’s boobs could

be the boobs of peace, if

you like. They could find

peace discussing what

she’s like in bed and put

all this nonsense behind

them to be a family again.”

Hubby drowned swinger wife in hot tub

A DRUNK woman drowned

at home after her husband

deliberately closed the lid

of the hot tub she was in.

Eric Huska, 58, was nicked

at his Wheeling, Illinois home

and charged with the death of

his 57-year-old wife Laura.

Her cause of death was

ruled to be a drowning by

entrapment and authorities

say video of the incident shows

Eric partially closed the lid on

his wife, who was then unable

to get out of the hot tub.

The pair (left) – known to be

By BARNEY SAMUELS

news@sundaysport.co.uk

swingers who used their hot

tub during wild sex parties –

are said to have been drinking

before the incident, which

police believe was a major

factor in her death.

Mix

“It’s a tragic incident.

Unfortunately the woman

died. Alcohol and hot tubs

don’t mix,” Wheeling police

Deputy Todd Wolf said.

Police later released a

statement regarding Laura

Huska’s death, which was

captured on outdoor CCTV.

Police have not provided

a motive for Eric’s actions

but have charged him with

manslaughter, which means

he faces up to 14 years in

prison if convicted.

Huska is scheduled to

appear in the Rolling Meadows

branch of Cook County court

later this week.

who has ever eaten a

Minstrel should be

offered diversity

awareness training.”

Sugarsweet said her

campaign has been

given fresh impetus

by Katy Perry’s recent

“racist” shoe s.

The Yank singer

pulled the shoes from

her fashion label amid

claims they looked like

a person wearing

so-called “blackface”.

Encouraging the PC

lunatics in their delusion

that everything is racist

or sexist, the I Kissed

a Girl star apologised.


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Perv held

over pig

sex romp

A PERVERT has been

arrested and charged

with bumming a PIG.

Fidel Lopez, 51

(above), was booked

into the Multnomah

County Jail, Oregon,

on aggravated animal

abuse and sexual

assault of an animal.

Portland Police’s

Sex Crimes Unit have

confirmed there is “an

ongoing investigation”.

Investigators say

they’ve been working

with several outside

agencies including

Dove Lewis Animal

Hospital and Oregon

State University’s

College of Veterinary

Medicine.

A police source said:

“To anyone who likes

pork, this is a crime

that will really turn

your stomach.

“This individual is

innocent until proven

guilty, of course.

“But for my money,

I’d throw him in a pit

and let the goddamned

son of a bitch rot.”

AS EMILY RATA IS THE LATEST BAB

JEMMA LUCY

TATTOOED beauty Jemma Lucy,

30, wore scanties putting out

her bins. She’ll catch her death!

Lonely lotto

Queen’s dic

pic frenzy!

BRITAIN’S youngest

EuroMillions winner has

been flooded with DICK

PICS after she said she’d

be spending Valentine’s

Day alone.

Lottery millionaire Jane

Park, 23 (above) – who

scooped £1million at the

age of 17 – sparked a

frenzy on social media

last week when she said

she wasn’t happy about

the prospect of spending

the romantic day alone.

But she hinted she’d

welcome would-be suitors

sending her cards for

February 14.

She said online: “Don’t

know why no-one has

asked for my address yet?

I’m expecting a few cards.”

But her publicist had to

issue a plea for randy men

to stop sending in photos

of their cocks, adding:

“Stop emailing pics of

your genitals!”

MEAT KILLS VEG

VEGAN activist Poppy

Clearwater, 21, was

trampled to death as

she tried to stop a herd

of 200 cows going to

slaughter in Boise, Idaho.

JESSIE WALLACE

MAYBE booby

ex-EastEnder Jessie,

47, was putting out

the bins. Maybe she

was chucking up

behind them after a

big night out.

SCARLETT MOFFATT

SCARLETT

Moffatt, 29,

is not just a

Gogglebox

star. She also

owns bins –

as evidenced

here.

JANUARY

JONES

SHE may have

been the star of

Mad Men but

January, 47, is

keen on keeping

the Bin Men

happy, too!

DANIELLA WESTBROOK

SHE’S the beauty with the

battered nose. And she can take

out bins, as well.


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February 17, 2019 15

E SNAPPED ON BIN DUTY, WE REVEAL…

Girls

LISA APPLETON

THE original

bins-out babe.

Lisa, 50, also

likes eating

sausage.

who

flash

WHEELIE

BUSTY:

Emily puts

out her bin in

Los Angeles

puttin’

out the

trash!

4-PAGE

SPECIAL

IF you want to get in the

papers, put out the bins out in

your smalls.

It’s not the first thing you would

think of when you’re dreaming of

how to make the A-list but if

there’s one thing that gets the

paparazzi snapping it’s the sight

of a lass recycling.

The idea was the brainchild of

By SIMON DEAN

news@sundaysport.co.uk

Warrington lovely Lisa Appleton, who

is the queen of the trashy scene.

And now it’s taken off in Hollywood,

where even Emily Ratajkowski was

spotted tackling the bins outside her

home in LA.

The Yank model, 27, nipped out in

just her bra and jogging bottoms in a

look made famous by the notoriously

under-dressed Big Brother star.

The model and actress – best known

for her role in the controversial

Blurred Lines music video – bent over

to take out the rubbish in a move

usually employed by attention-grabbing

Z-listers.

An onlooker said: “She even looked

sexy putting out the bins. But I hope

she washed her hands afterwards.”

LARISSA SUMMERS

LOVELY Larissa has a great bum

– and a spotless bin!

LAUREN

HARRIES

THE famous

41-year-old

trans activist

was spotted

arse-cheeks

bared taking

out the trash


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Girls who

flash puttin’

out the trash!

KERRY KATONA

KERRY, 38, may have had her

troubles but she never misses

bin day.

HOLLY HENDERSON

BUST look at the way Holly

handles that wheelie bin!

CHLOE SIMS

THE sexy

36-year-old

TOWIE star

kno ws the

only way is…

towards the

wheelie bin

KATIE PRICE

WE hope the 40-year-old former model and top

businesswoman is not leaving the bins like that.

They won’t be collected unless the lid is firmly

shut down.


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February 17, 2019 19

Race row Liam’s

Woman, 47,

avoids jail

after BJ on

sleeping lad

A WOMAN avoided jail

after being caught

sucking off a sleeping

15-year-old lad who

was her daughter’s pal.

Gwendolyn Cloutier,

47 (above), was handed

a year of unsupervised

probation for fellating

the teen as he slept on

the sofa at her home

in Graham, North

Carolina, in 2016.

Cloutier had another

encounter with the boy

shortly afterwards,

a few weeks before

his 16th birthday, and

was allowed to plead

guilty to two counts

of contributing to the

delinquency of a minor.

She had originally

faced charges of

statutory rape and

child sex offences.

Cloutier’s lawyer,

Woody Vann, blamed

his client’s behaviour

on marital and financial

problems she was

having at the time.

He added: “She’s

deeply regretful of

everything.”

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his gran raw

A MAN accused of killing

his own GRANNY and

eating her flesh will

remain in police custody

after appearing in court.

The 41-year-old man,

accused of killing Judith

Ndlela, 90, appeared in

the Pietermaritzburg

Magistrate’s Court a

week after his arrest in

KwaDambuza, South Africa.

The man – who can’t be

named for legal reasons

– was caught eating his

grandmother’s flesh.

The court case was

postponed as the accused

asked to be given time

to get a lawyer.

The grandaughter of

the deceased, Thandeka

Ndlela, said she heard

her elderley relative

screaming after being

stabbed by the suspect

and ran for help.

But by the time she

returned, the man had

allegedly placed salt next

to the deceased and was

eating her flesh raw.

RACE row movie star

Liam Neeson admitted

he once harboured dark

thoughts about killing a

black man.

But his trousers hide an

even more alarming secret…

Because the 66-year-old

Taken actor is rumoured to

have the BIGGEST willy in

Tinseltown.

And it’s as thick as a

two-litre Evian water bottle,

according to I’m a Celeb and

Big Brother reality TV babe

Janice Dickinson.

Midget

In fact, his penis when fully

extended stands at half the

height of celebrated movie

midget Verne Troyer, who was

2ft 8ins tall.

Neeson is trying to save

his career after blurting out

that he wanted to kill a black

person because a close friend

of his had been raped and

said her attacker was black.

Former supermodel Janice,

who turned 64 yesterday, had

a fling with Irishman Neeson

before the actor was famous.

She has plenty to compare

him with, having previously

shagged Mick Jagger, Jack

Nicholson and Warren Beatty

among many others.

But Janice had never seen

anything quite like Neeson’s

pork sword in all her travels.

She previously said: “He

has the biggest penis of any

man alive. He unzipped his

pants, and it was like an Evian

bottle fell out. It was insane.

Wouldn’t you just go gaga?! He

was amazing. It was huge.”

Neeson spilled his story on

breakfast TV in America,

talking about someone he

knew who had been attacked.

He said: “She handled the

situation of the rape in the

most extraordinary way, but

my immediate reaction was,

‘Did she know who it was?’ No.

‘What colour were they?’ She

said it was a black person.

“I went up and down areas

with a crowbar, hoping I’d be

approached by somebody. I’m

ashamed to say that, and I did

it for maybe a week – hoping

someone black would come out

of a pub and have a go at me

about something, you know?

So that I could kill him.”

He has denied he is a racist,

adding: “No, I’m not racist.

This was 40 years ago and I’m

ashamed of how I reacted.”

Last week Neeson cancelled

a series of engagements,

including a late night chat

show appearance, as criticism

of his comments escalated.

NITTY NORA COCK EXPLORER

By WENDY THOMAS

A NIT nurse was

arrested after she

allegedly had sex with

FOUR male students

who she had checked

for head lice.

Cops charged 33-yearold

Samantha Marsh

with 10 counts of fourthdegree

sex offence, four

counts of perverted

practice, four counts of

contributing to the

condition of a child and

news@sundaysport.co.uk

one count of attempted

fourth-degree sex offence.

Marsh was arrested

at Crisfield High School

and Academy in

Maryland and will be

held without bail at

the Somerset County

Detention Center.

Police said Marsh was

working as a school

nurse at the time the

alleged incidents took

place between March

2018 and January 2019.

Stroke

All the victims are

believed to be students

at Crisfield High School

and Academy.

However, police don’t

believe the incidents

By PENNY MARSHALL

news@sundaysport.co.uk

took place on school

grounds.

Investigators believe

Marsh picked up

students in her van

from various locations

outside school before

taking them to other

locations where the

offences occurred.

A detective said:

“From what these boys

told us, March would

take them out to the

countryside, pull up,

stroke them until they

were hard and then take

them in her mouth.

“From what we were

told, that woman could

not get enough of that

sweet, sweet teenage

come.

“We saw the pictures

of her pussy that she

sent the boys, too.

“Like a yawning

donkey it is, yessir.”


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Women nicked

for baring boobs

at beach lose

bylaw challenge

A GROUP of women

ARMY BABE PAR

lost their challenge to a

HER PRIVATES!

bylaw preventing ladies

from exposing their

breasts in public, with

judges saying bans on

public nudity aren’t

discriminatory.

“The ordinance prohibits

both men and women

from being nude in a

public place,” the New

England judges ruled.

Ginger Pierro had

challenged the law

after her 2016 arrest.

She’d gone to a public

Serving soldier’s

beach to practice yoga

poses topless, and she

rebuffed police warnings

to cover up.

She was arrested for

secret naked pics

violating the city law

which makes it “unlawful

for any person to appear

in a state of nudity”.

By BARNEY SAMUELS

news@sundaysport.co.uk

In protest of Pierro’s

arrest, Kia Sinclair

AN ARMY private has

and Heidi Lilley went

been quizzed by top

to another beach in

brass after X-rated pics

Laconia and exposed

their breasts a few

and videos of her were

days later, also getting

found online – including

arrested.

one of her posing with

They said they were

taking part in the “free

her regimental tie.

the nipple” movement,

Briony Murray showed

which protests the

off her svelte figure in

different treatment of

various snaps, with one

men and women who

showing her perched on

go topless in public.

a bed in a college girl’s

The justices, though,

uniform.

said courts have upheld

One image showed her in

laws that prohibit

stockings, suspenders and

women from exposing

a bra while another snap

their breasts.

UNIFORM:

shows the slightly-open lips

Briony is

of her fully-shaven mimsy.

now in

The stills and videos were

the army

shot before the 26-year-old

joined the army, but most

Dad caged for

babysitter sex

A DAD repeatedly had

sex with a 15-year-old babysitter

he hired to watch

his 10-year-old daughter,

police said.

Joseph Peter Sisemore,

41 (above), was arrested

for having sexual relations

with the teen at his home

in Chandler, Arizona,

which began in November.

It is believed that he

performed oral sex on the

teenager and had sex

with her 25 times.

Sisemore is also said to

have digitally penetrated

the girl and had her

perform oral sex on him,

Chandler Police Det

Seth Tyler explained.

In his defence,

Sisemore told cops he

was a “sovereign citizen”

and did not recognise the

authority of the Arizona

police to lock him up.

He’ll remain in the

county jail until his first

court appearance later

this week.

PUT A LID ON IT

THE Box Museum in

Buxton, Derbys – which

traces the history of the

box – will lose a £2,000

European grant because

of Brexit, owner Geoff

Purcell said last night.

EXCLUSIVE

PHOTOS THEY

ALL WANTED

are still online, including

one profile where she is

listed as ‘Briony M’, with a

bio which states she started

her nude modelling career

back in 2013.

One army colleague

said: “Everyone is thrilled

by news of Briony’s exciting

background.

“She’s not been with us

very long. However, she’s

already proved she’s full

of surprises.

Career

“Some might say it’s a

shame she’s turned her

back on her previous job.

But she’s got a long career

ahead of her here in the

Armed Forces.”

The private’s final

photoshoot is said to have

taken place less than a

year before she joined the

Armed Forces.

Chiefs quizzed her, but

she will be facing no further

action from the unit, based

in the UK, which provides

human resources, accounting

and finance to the Army.

A senior Army source

close to the unit added:

“Everyone comes with a

history. She’s a good soldier

and that’s what matters.”


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ADES

A FEMALE teacher

has been arrested for

allegedly having sex

with a teen student

inside her school

classroom – after the

boy described tattoos

on her MINGE!

Gianna Bednarski,

32, was taken into

custody at her home in

Freeport, Texas, and

has since resigned from

her role at Brazosport

High School.

Suspicions of a

teacher-student affair

were raised after a

school district cop

observed Bednarksi at

a basketball game

in December.

Inappropriate

Brazosport ISD

Police were then

notified by the school

of the inappropriate

relationship a month

later and investigated

the claims.

The pupil subsequently

gave school district

officers permission to

look at his mobile phone

February 17, 2019 21

TEEN KNEW

TEACHER HAD

MINGE

TATTOO

QUIT: Gianna

Bednarski

and saw that he had

Bednarski’s number.

They searched the

teacher and student’s

phones and found they’d

sent each other emails

and Snapchat messages

which included naked

videos and pictures that

Bednarksi sent to the

teenager.

The lad said he had

sex with Bednarski

twice in her classroom

and was able to describe

tattoos on her body that

would normally be

concealed by clothing.

Bednarski has since

been charged with

improper relationship

with a student.

GIN ’N BITTER

A “BOUTIQUE gin”

named Tramp’s Piss has

been banned by watchdogs

for “stereotyping and

marginalising vulnerable

members of the homeless

community ”.

FOR YOUR DISGUISE ONLY

SURPLUS wigs, fake

noses and false

moustaches found in the

cellars at spy agency

MI6’s London HQ are

to be sold off on eBay

to raise funds.

Lovely

pissflaps…

show ’em

off!


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TIDY BACK YARD: Babe

pegs her washing out

10 things you

might not know about

KIDS’ SHOW

CRACKERJACK

LEGENDARY kids’ TV

show Crackerjack is set

to return to our screens

35 years after it was

dropped.

The BBC favourite

will air next year and

feature pop starsturned-TV-presenters

Sam and Mark as hosts.

But how much do

you know about the

iconic programme?

Here are 10 facts to

keep you in the loop...

MINIATURE comic

1 Ronnie Corbett made

his name on the show.

His first appearance, in

1957, was only his second

ever time on television.

SEXY Suzette St

2 Clair was sacked

from the show after

appearing naked in

Mayfair magazine.

LEGEND Leslie

3 Crowther developed an

unfortunate drinking habit

when he left the show and

was nicked for driving

over the limit in 1983.

STU Francis’s most

4 iconic catchphrase ‘I

could crush a grape’

was originally ‘I could

crush a pasty’. He was

forced to change it after

a child slightly burned

his hand crushing a

hot Cornish pasty.

SPEAKER of the House

5 of Commons John

Bercow appeared on the

show aged 12.

THE Queen was

6 given Crackerjack

pencils for Charles and

Anne in 1961. Charles

still has his in a frame.

JAN Michelle, who

7 joined Crackerjack as

a co-host in 1978, was

asked to ramp up her

Scouse accent. She said:

“I’m from a council

estate in Liverpool. When

somebody says to you,

‘Can you make your

accent stronger?’ it’s

really difficult.”

ED Stewart found

8 out he was being

sacked from a

newspaper reporter

who was told during a

boozy lunch with

producer Robin Nash.

AUDIENCES famously

9 shouted ‘Crackerjack’

whenever it was said on

stage. Eamonn Andrews

revealed: “One audience

yelled ‘Crackerjack!’

every time we said it, and

from there on, that was

the custom.”

IN France the

10show’s name was

changed to Vendredi

Allez! as Crackerjack

sounds like the phrase

Croque au Jacque –

slang for wanking!

READER

PIC SPECIAL

Lucy’s a

MEGA

MILF!

By WENDY THOMAS

news@sundaysport.co.uk

MOST readers just

send a single snap

when they ping off

photos to our Reader

Pic feature.

But gorgeous Lucy

Smith sent us her FULL

candid portfolio!

The 31-year-old, from

Birmingham, said: “My

boyfriend Gaz is a huge

fan of Sunday Sport.

“We love reading the

Agony letters when we are

in bed together.

“He’s said that I’m just

as pretty as the ladies who

go in the Reader Pic parts

of the paper.

Agreed

“And so I finally agreed

to let him send some

snaps of me in.

“It took a full week to

take all the photos last

summer.

“And since then I’ve

been umming and ahh-ing

about which ones to send.

“As it turns out, we’ve

sent them all – even the

ones of me putting out the

washing in my bikini!

“I just hope your readers

will like them.”


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Bot a

‘Fingered’

thief gives

cops finger

A WOMAN gave cops

the double finger –

as they took her

MUGSHOT.

Suspected thief

Shana Hilsman

(above), 33, was nicked

after “several” reports

of cars being broken

into on the same road.

One resident

captured CCTV footage

of a woman trying to

break into their car

twice in the same week

in January.

Then at 1am on

February 1, a police

officer said he observed

Hilsman walking onto

a homeowner’s

drivewearing the same

clothing as in the

January surveillance

footage.

He stopped her, and

she was found to be

possession of burglary

tools including a

screwdriver, hammer

and the same torch

seen on the CCTV.

Hilsman was later

charged with breaking

into cars in Spotswood,

New Jersey – but it is

her mugshot that most

will remember.

One police source

said: “It will likely go

down as one of the

most defiant mugshots.

“She quite clearly

doesn’t give a toss

about what she is

alleged to have done,

who she did it to, or

who arrested her. Let’s

see how cocky she is

when the cell door

closes.”

Same-sex lights

for gay parade

TRAFFIC lights in a city of

will be decked out with

images of same-sex

couples for an annual

celebration of the LGBTQ

community.

The design idea is part

of Christopher Street Day

or Gay Pride, which takes

place over three days in

Cologne at the

beginning of July.

City officials said the

move was to mark 50

years since a series of

violent confrontations

between police and gay

rights activists in New

York, known as the

Stonewall uprising. That

began in June 28th, 1969,

outside the Stonewall Inn,

a gay bar in Greenwich

Village.

The lights will be

installed in Cologne’s

Heumarkt, where the

Pride parade will pass

through. The classic

green and red men will be

replaced by the same-sex

pairs of women and men.

EBOLA BONKERS

WOMEN in the Congo

are having sex with aid

workers to get their hands

on an experimental Ebola

vaccine, according to

watchdogs in the

African country.

BAY OH BAY!

Demi flashes

the flash in

new photos

sight

for

shore

eyes!

DEMI ROSE

SIZZLES IN

RAUNCHY

NEW BEACH

PHOTOSHOOT

By WENDY THOMAS

news@sundaysport.co.uk

DISHY Demi Rose

certainly knows how

to command all the

attention – working

her BREAST angles

during a sizzling

seaside photoshoot

in Mexico.

The curvy 32DD

Instagram star, 23,

posed up a storm in a

revealing red swimsuit

which showcased her

amazing figure on her

holiday.

Brunette beauty Demi,

who has been wowing her

eight million social media

followers with a series of

sexy snaps from her

travels, took to the seaside

in a revealing Baywatch

inspired outfit.

Generous

The racy red costume

featured a centre cutout

design which showcased

her toned stomach and

gave a generous glimpse

of her lovely underboob.

One fan said: “I’d love

to have sex with this lady

and touch her on the

busters. Oh, the thought

has just made me mess.”

BEACH BUM:

Babe’s huge

trumper looks

fant-ASS-tic


DEANO

ON

SUNDAY

These leftie

halfwits don’t

WANT power

WHAT is it with lefties?

Are they REALLY as stupid as

they appear?

You can just about excuse the

daft whelps at Glastonbury

chanting “Oh Jeremy Corbyn”.

They’re young. They know f**k

all. And they were probably off

their tits on drugs.

But once you’ve grown up a bit,

paid some tax, realised that life

isn’t f**king fair and the world

doesn’t owe you a living, leftiness

tends to clear up.

So anyone over the age of, say,

30 who clings to the discredited

dogma of socialism has to be a

bit… can we still say “backward”?

Look at John McDonnell.

This f**ker is 67 years of age

and still waves Chairman Mao’s

Little Red Book about, like it was

still 196-f**king-9.

Last week, asked at a political

event for a one-word answer on

whether Churchill was a hero or

villain, he paused and replied:

“Tonypandy – villain”.

So the man who saved

the world from Nazi

domination is a “villain”

because of what he did

during a 1910 miners’

strike in south Wales.

That’s going to play

well in the traditional,

fiercely-patriotic Labour

heartlands, isn’t it?

The only explanation,

surely, for McDonnell

giving such an idiotic

answer is that he is – like

all lefties – a simpleton.

But I’ve got another

theory.

For all their bluster

about wanting a General

Election, I’m pretty sure

the mob running the

Labour Party at the

moment don’t WANT to

win power.

If Labour were in office, they’d

have to implement their lunatic

plans for the economy.

Plans that, let’s not forget, have

caused ruination all over the

world, most recently in Venezuela.

Corbyn and his band of sinister,

snarling, Jew-baiting supporters

much prefer sitting at the back

singing the Red Flag, shrieking

‘F**k the Tories” and attending

endless rallies listening to some

Trot shouting with venom through

a microphone.

Put them in Number 10 and they

wouldn’t have a clue what to do.

You think that Theresa May’s

making a Horlicks of the job?

Corbyn’s rabble would make her

Cabinet look like a well-oiled

machine.

The Labour lefties know this.

They don’t want to win an election.

An election would show them up

as dull-witted slogan-spewers and

their policies as clapped-out

dogma dug out from the dustbin

of history.

The sort of people not fit to lace

Churchill’s boots – never mind

brand him a villain.

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GLOVE FOR SALE…

Horror as protester picks

up police grenade and

hand is blown off

BLOODY

MESS:

Protester

stares at

mangled

hand

OH LA LA!

Horror

wound is

clear for

all to see

THIS is the bloody

truth of the French

government’s ruthless

suppression of angry

mass protests against

autocratic President

Emmanuel Macron.

A yellow vest activist’s

hand was blown to a

bloody PULP by a stun

grenade as protesters

tried to storm the French

National Assembly in

the 13th consecutive

Saturday of violent

clashes in the capital.

The injured man lost

By BRAD CHADWICK

news@sundaysport.co.uk

four fingers – and shocking

footage shows fellow

protesters and paramedics

gathering around the man.

The graphic images –

which Sunday Sport is only

publishing after much

soul-searching – are the

most shocking yet from

France’s ongoing Gilets

Jaunes protests.

As scuffles broke out,

paramedics treated the

injured protester by the

National Assembly gates

before he was taken to

PARIS

MAYHEM:

Yellow

vest

protesters

vent their

anger

hospital, where

his current

condition is

still unknown.

Police carrying rubber

bullets used batons and

fired tear gas in Paris to

disperse debris-throwing

demonstrators.

The yellow vest

movement started as an

outcry about planned fuel

hikes but has morphed into

protests against President

Macron’s policies.

An onlooker said: “Well,

look on this bright side.

This guy will only have to

spend half as much on

gloves, going forward.”

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Monkey

kidnaps

baby!

GOING

APE: Tot

snatched

to be a

playmate

A MONKEY kidnapped a two-year-old boy

from a house so it had someone to play

with – then refused to give him back.

The primate and the tot were filmed sitting

by the roadside as the monkey tried to peel

something from the child’s hair.

A woman is seen approaching the primate to

rescue the baby, who was thought to have been

taken from a house in Haryana, India, but the ape

hugged the child and

refused to give it up.

The woman could be

heard saying: “From

where did you get the

baby, Let me take it

home.”

Escape

But the monkey

hugged the kid more,

not letting the lady take

him along with her.

The monkey appeared

to be acting playfully

with the toddler.

But the baby had no

idea what was going

on or how to escape the

ape.

The woman eventually

By SARA MORAN

news@sundaysport.co.uk

freed the child and took

the oblivious nipper home.

There have been other

incidents of babies being

stolen by monkeys in the

country.

A newborn baby was

found drowned in a well

in Odisha last year after

being snatched away by

an ape.

The beast accidently

dropped the baby in the

well after it slipped out

of its hands, sending the

child to its death.

Porchia Watson

Age 28, 32DD, from Basildon, Essex

Woman ‘was

pimping pal,

17, for sex’

A WOMAN aged 28

was nicked by cops

after being caught

selling her 17-year-old

pal for sex.

The teenager told

police that Chanel

Barnes (above) set up

more than 20 “car

dates” in just four days.

Cops in Phoenix,

Arizona, say Barnes

was acting as her pimp.

The investigation

began police pulled

Barnes’s car over for

swerving and suspected

drug-driving.

He smelled grass and

noticed Barnes had a

younger girl in the

car “who was dressed

very provocatively.”

Police found 30

grams of marijuana

and a gun in the car.

The girl later told

cops that Barnes took

sexually suggestive

pics of her for online

adverts.

Barnes is facing

charges of child sex

trafficking as well as

gun and drug raps.


This week in

1999

Top 10 UK

singles

1 Fly Away – Lenny

Kravitz

2 Maria – Blondie

3 Changes – 2Pac

4 Protect Your Mind –

DJ Sakin & Friends

5 One Week – Barenaked

Ladies

6 Pretty Fly (For a

White Guy) – Offspring

7 You Don’t Know Me

– Armand Van Helden/

Duane Harden

8 Be There – Unkle ft

Ian Brown

9 Enjoy Yourself – A+

10 Heartbeat/Tragedy

– Steps

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WORLD EXCLUSIVE

February 17, 2019 27

GRAMMY’S STAR

CARDI B’S

SECRET

STRIPPER

PHOTOS

I LIKE IT:

Hitmaker

Cardi B

started out

by peeling

off her kit

for punters

Top 10

films in UK

cinemas

By BARNEY SAMUELS

news@sundaysport.co.uk

A FEW years ago, not many

people had heard of Belcalis

Marlenis Almánzar.

But after scoring megahits with

tracks such as Bodak Yellow and I

Like It, Cardi B made history at the

Grammys by becoming the first solo

female to win best rap album for

Invasion of Privacy.

But what you might not know is that

she started her working life as a

STRIPPER – and in a WORLD

EXCLUSIVE here is the video PROOF!

Cardi B began peeling off aged just

19 to escape an abusive relationship

and make money to go to university.

In an interview she said: “The first

time I stripped I was embarrassed, I

felt like I could hear my parents voice

in my head.

“After a while I didn’t even care

anymore. I was seeing money that I

feel like I would’ve never seen ever.”

She says when she was 21 she’d

saved £15,000. Her aim was to give up

stripping by the time she was 25 and

save enough money to buy a house.

But Cardi B quit her stripping job

at 23 and dropped out of uni.

A pal said: “Cardi B is living the

American Dream. She’s proof that

with hard work you can make it.”

1 Message in a Bottle

2 Payback

3 My Favorite Martian

4 Shakespeare in Love

5 October Sky

6 Blast from the Past

7 She’s All That

8 Office Space

9 Rushmore

10 Saving Private

Ryan

BIG HITS:

Cardi B

made good

money as a

stripper but

even more

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CANDICE’S BI

BRITAIN’S schoolchildren went on strike last week in

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b) Climate change

c) Teachers’ pay

d) The new Doctor Who being crap

KATY Perry

2 (right) got

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movie star on

Valentine’s Day?

a) Orlando

Bloom

b) Bradley

Cooper

c) Ryan Gosling

d) Johnny Depp

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b) Boris Johnson’s sister

Rachel

c) Boris Johnson’s ex Marina

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d) Boris Johnson

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a) Cheryl Fergison

b) Anita Dobson

c) Patsy Palmer

d) Michelle Collins

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a) Andrea McLean

b) Kaye Adams

c) Coleen Nolan

d) Carol McGiffin

WHAT is special about

6 American sprint sensation

Rudolph Ingram who ran 100m in

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a) He only has one leg

b) He ran it backwards

c) He ran it blindfolded after

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d) Gorka Marquez

WHICH Australian rugby

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Warriors take on today in the

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a) Sydney Roosters

b) South Sydney Rabbitohs

c) Cronulla Sharks

d) Canterbury Bulldogs

WHICH NCIS character is

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a) Caitlin Todd

b) Ziva David

c) Tony DiNozzo

d) Ned Dorneget

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE

THERE are six differences between the two pictures. Can you spot

them all?

WHICH TV personality is

7 stunning jazz singer Sumudu

Jayatilaka (above) surprisingly

dating?

a) Julian Clary

b) Michael Barrymore

c) Richard Osman

d) Jeremy Vine

FOR which football club did

10 Gordon Banks (above), who

died last week aged 81, begin his

senior league career in 1958?

a) Stoke City

b) Chesterfield

c) Leicester City

d) Lincoln City

WHO was appointed

11 manager of Oldham

Athletic last week?

a) Ryan Giggs

b) David Beckham

c) Gary Neville

d) Paul Scholes

WHICH fairytale character

13 will be played by Will Smith

(above) in a new kids’ adventure?

a) The Genie in Aladdin

b) Ali baba

c) Sinbad the Sailor

d) Big Bad Wolf

WHO scored a first half

14 hat-trick of tries for England

against France in the Six Nations?

a) Chris Ashton

b) Henry Slade

c) Jonny May

d) Elliot Daly

WHAT’S the title of Liam

15 Neeson’s new movie?

a) Cold Revenge

b) Cold Pursuit

c) Cold Comfort

d) Cold Day in Hell

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February 17, 2019 45

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MEN

AND

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1. SAUSAGE SUCKING

A BIT of tonsil tickling on the

todger is only fair if you’ve

shelled out for an overpriced

dinner earlier in the evening.

2. MUFF DIVING

A BIT of rug munching always

pleases the missus and will get

her wetter than an Otter’s pocket.

3. DOWNING THE BROWN

GO forth, explore the

backdoor and try the dark

forbidden entrance.

4. MR WHIPPY

ROPE, whips

and a bit of slap

and tickle to

get her stomach

– and arms and

legs – in knots.


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February 17, 2019 47

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6. GET YOUR BEST MATE TO BANG THE MISSUS

5. DYKEY DANCING

NOTHING more beautiful than watching two

babes lapping away at the nectar of love. Guys

love the idea of a clunge-hungry missus, too.

NOT as popular as

above with the fellas

but we say:

Roses are red,

It’s elementary,

Let’s call my friend,

And try double-entry.

8. INVITE A FEW MATES ROUND

TO BANG YOUR MISSUS

9. GO DOGGING

THEY’RE probably all at it

behind your back, anyway,

so why not make a party

out of it… birthday,

Christmas and Valentine’s

Day all rolled into one for

your beloved.

THERE’S nothing like the British

countryside to stir up the senses

and it’s easy to set up – all you

need is a transit van, a tank of

diesel and an old mattress and

you’re good to go!

10. GANGBANG PARTY

7. GETTING YOUR MISSUS TO WATCH

YOU BANG HER BEST MATE

IF you manage to achieve this one we take our hats off to

you – but be careful, if you look like you’re enjoying yourself

too much you’ll run the risk of being stabbed right in the

middle of porking her best mate.

A STEP up from her banging your mates really,

except you probably won’t know this lot.


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Paramount Network, 9pm, Shakespeare in Love

– AND a-one! And a-two! Gwyneth Paltrow

exposes her right, then her left teat, in a

dramatic turn . . . as a naked lady in a clinch

with Joseph Fiennes at 47 mins!

WEDNESDAY

Sony Movie Channel, 1.05am, 21 Grams –

NAOMI Watts of sexiness light up the screen

when she gets her busters suckled at the one

hour 34 minute mark.

TOMORROW THURSDAY

TOMORROW

Horror Channel, 10.50pm, Maniac –

GENEVIEVE Alexandra is in her dressing

room, lotioning up her busters at 33 mins

while a creepo peeps on from the closet.

TUESDAY

Horror Channel, 10.45pm, Nude Nuns with Big

Guns – NAUGHTY nun Asun Ortega loses

everything but her veil at one hour seven

mins, as she sapphically seduces captor Sarah

Emmons before pulling the trigger and

shooting her lover.

Horror Channel, 2.35am, Satan’s Slave – NICE

(albeit way too brief) boobs from Candace

Glendenning as she leaves her man in bed

and pulls on a blouse at 10 mins.

FRIDAY

Horror Channel, 9pm, Bound – JENNIFER

Tilley’s right tit and the better part of her

spanktastic ass come out to play with an

equally naked Gina Gershon during this

lengthy lesbianic interlude at 19 mins.

Match of the Day Live:

The FA Cup Chelsea v

Manchester United –

BBC1, 7pm

GARY Lineker presents coverage (kick

off 7.30pm) of the fifth-round fixture at

Stamford Bridge, as Maurizio Sarri’s

men host Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s Red

Devils in a repeat of last season’s final.

Neither manager was in charge for

Secrets of the

Mega Cruise

Ship – C5, 9pm

DOCUMENTARY about

life aboard the MSC

Seaside, one of the

biggest cruise ships in

the world, uncovering

the work of an army of

people who keep the

huge vessel afloat.

With 2,100 guest

rooms and 800 staff

cabins, the Seaside is a

giant floating hotel, an

mighty engineering feat

and a glamorous holiday

destination all in one.

that game back in May, when Antonio

Conte signed off as Chelsea boss with

a 1-0 win over Jose Mourinho’s United

thanks to Eden Hazard’s first-half penalty.

The holders have overcome

Nottingham Forest and Sheffield

Wednesday to reach this stage, while

Solskjaer has steered his men to

victories over Reading and Arsenal so

far. Subsequent programmes subject to

change in the event of extra-time and

penalties.

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Rovers target

Crystal’s balls

Match of the Day Live:

The FA Cup Doncaster

Rovers v Crystal Palace

– BBC1, 3.40pm

COVERAGE of the fifth-round fixture

at the Keepmoat Stadium (kick-off

4.00pm), as the League One outfit

host Roy Hodgson’s Premier League

Eagles.

This is the first ever meeting

between the clubs in the competition,

and the first in any form since March

2012. Rovers last reached this stage

of the Cup back in 1956, while

Palace played in the final as recently

as 2016, but were defeated 2-1 by

Manchester United in the showpiece

match.

TUESDAY

Dogs Behaving (Very)

Badly – C5, 8.30pm

GRAEME Hall continues to find

solutions for dogs with

problems.

After a break-up, Hampshire

woman Rebecca leaned on her

Manchester terrier Marney for

support, but now Marney will

not let anyone new into her

owner’s life.

In London, Jasper and Alexis

cannot live a normal life

because their Irish terrier Albert

guards the front door like a

bouncer.

The Simpsons Movie – C4, 4.50pm

HOMER unwittingly pollutes Lake Springfield, so the U.S.

government decides to isolate the city underneath a giant

dome. The Simpsons manage to escape and plan to start a

new life in Alaska – but learn Springfield is about to be

destroyed, and return to save their friends.

Look out for Spider-Pig, and Homer getting twatted by a

big wrecking ball. With the voices of Dan Castellaneta, Julie

Kavner, Nancy Cartwright and Yeardley Smith.

By BARNEY SAMUELS

Baptiste –

BBC1, 9pm

NEW series. Spin-off

from The Missing,

with Tchéky Karyo

reprising his role as

the French detective,

now living in

Amsterdam with his

family.

As the police

come under pressure

for failing to protect

the city’s sex

workers, Baptiste

comes to the aid of

an Englishman (Tom

Hollander) searching

for his missing niece,

who it seems has

been drawn into

drugs and prostitution

through her

involvement with a

mysterious

Romanian gangster.

DON’T

MISS

THIS!!!

Gogglebox – C4,

Friday 9pm

NEW series. The fly-on-the-wall

series turning the cameras on

TV’s most vocal armchair

critics returns, as the show’s

regular gaggle of families,

friends and viewing party

acquaintances settle down to

share their insightful,

passionate and sometimes

emotional critiques on what

they have been watching

during the week from the

comfort of their own sofas.

Surprisingly entertaining and

often very funny.

Skinny Brides To Fat Wives – C5, 11.05pm

INTERVIEWS with four women who have piled on the pounds since getting

married, assessing how their weight gain has affected their relationship,

and whether they are prepared to change their lifestyle.

The women include former model Michelle from Rotherham, who hasn’t

let husband Andy see her naked in years, and mother-of-two Jenn from

Perth in Scotland, who believes that the multiple pregnancies she has had

as a surrogate are the cause of her going from a size 14 bride to a size

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February 17, 2019 53

THE pub is a great place

to meet old mates, relax

and have a laugh over a

couple of drinks.

Each week in Sunday Sport

our crack team of reporters visit

one of Britain’s best boozers and

ask two bubbly babes to spill the

beans on the spicy details

of their sex lives!

Here we get the lowdown

from a pair of saucy stunnas

who live in Bolton…

WILLY SIZE

JO: Of course, I won’t feel a thing if his

penis is really small but it’s what a bloke

does with it that really counts.

SONIA: A bigger penis feels better to me,

but it’s not the be all and end all.

JO: An ex-boyfriend of mine had a huge

dick. It was eight inches but to be honest

he was too confident and rubbish with it.

I gulped when I first saw it and for a while

I wanted to shag him all the time because

it was so large.

SONIA: One guy I shagged had a nine-inch

knob. But the experience was pretty awful

be-cause it was so painful.

LESBO LOVIN’

JO: I’ve never been on my own with another

girl but I have had lesbian experiences

when having threesomes. I love making

other women orgasm because I know how

to push all the right buttons and

generally most men don’t.

SONIA: Not too long ago I had my

first experience and it was with

my ex-boyfriend’s missus, which

made it a particularly racy affair

because I got one over on him.

She’s bisexual and had done it all

before, so she did all the leading

and I have to say she gave me one

of the best orgasms I’ve ever had.

BUM FUN

JO: I’m getting more and more into anal

sex. My current boyfriend and I do it quite

a bit and he’s very gentle and caring when

he does, so I feel comfortable with him

doing it. We use a lot of lube and go at a

much slower pace than normal, but it still

feels incredibly intense while he plays

with my clit.

SONIA: I do anal, but only on very special

occasions and only because it turns

men on. It doesn’t do an awful lot for me

physically, but it turns me on knowing I’m

doing something so naughty and taboo.

THREESOMES

JO: I’ve had a few threesomes. I love being

with another woman best of all because

it’s a chance for me to experiment, and

also I rate my shagging ability and am

quite competitive about it. I’ve not had one

for a while though.

SONIA: When I was at college I ended up

having a fivesome one night. It was totally

mad. There were bodies everywhere and

at any one time someone was having an

orgasm. I love thinking about that time

when I masturbate.

KINKY STUFF

JO: I once had a two-hour phone sex session

where I was forced to spank myself and

denied from having orgasms. It got to a

point where I had one earth-shattering

orgasm at the end and then I just couldn’t

stop coming!

SONIA: Before I lost my virginity my then

boyfriend and I went to the cinema. We

were touching each other the whole way

through the film. He eventually shoved his

hand down my knickers and gave me a

really good climax. At the time it seemed

just about the most kinky thing ever and

I remember feeling aroused again as I left

the theatre with my knickers soaking.

SEX TOYS

JO: I own several vibrators, they’re totally

necessary pieces of kit for me. Sometimes

I just need to have an orgasm and sex toys

are a hassle-free way to achieve that. If I

think I’m going to have a bad day I get my

Rampant Rabbit out and a few minutes

later I’m feeling positive.

SONIA: I own a few but my vibrating hands

are better! I know what you mean about

starting the day off with an orgasm, but if

I stick a finger inside myself and rub my

G-spot while I stroke my clit, that does

the job better than any buzzing electronic

gadget for me.

ON-OFFS

JO: The only times that I’ve had

one-night stands have been when

I’ve just split up with a boyfriend and I’m

on the rebound. The sex can be pretty good

because I know I’ve had quite a lot of

tension inside me at those times.

SONIA: I’ve had a few, but I’m not a massive

fan of them. The sex is always pretty crap

and the next day all I feel is embarrassed.

FAVE POSITION

JO: I like lying on my front while a man

enters me from behind and then smothers

NOW TALK TO ’EM LIVE!

JO CURTIS

AGE: 20

FROM: Bolton

OCCUPATION:

Student

FAVE DRINK:

Cocktails

FAVE FOOD: Indian

FAVE FILM:

Bohemian Rhapsody

FAVE ACTOR:

Jason Momoa

FAVE HOLIDAY:

Thailand

my neck in kisses as he plunges his hard

cock deep inside me. The way it hits me

is perfect and just the thought of it gets

my juices flowing, so I always have great

orgasms that way.

SONIA: I love taking control during sex, so

me going on top is best. It’s an oppor tunity

to flaunt my body and drive a man wild as

I ride him to a point where he can’t take

it any more. I find in that position I feel

his spunk explode inside me more, too.

BEST NOOKIE

JO: After going out for dinner my boyfriend

took me home, stripped me naked and

then tied me up and blindfolded me. I

We use plenty of

lube and go at a

much slower pace

– it’s an incredibly

intense feeling…

didn’t have a clue what he was going

to do and the next thing I knew he’d

jizzed on my stomach and breasts.

Then he went down on me and after

he’d given me an amazing orgasm he

gave me another by screwing me just

right, hitting my G-spot.

SONIA: I always had great sex with my

ex. He knew my body so well and had

a great instinct. We had a picnic one

summer evening and when we opened

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OCCUPATION: Waitress

FAVE DRINK: Cocktails

FAVE FOOD: Italian

FAVE FILM: A Star is Born

FAVE ACTOR: Bradley Cooper

FAVE HOLIDAY: Spain

the yoghur t we both clicked. We ran home,

almost tore each other’s clothes off and

then licked the yoghurt off each other’s

bodies before shagging.

STRANGEST PLACE

JO: The most unusual place I can think of

was on a ferry while on a trip to France. I

love the idea of doing it in different places,

but it was only just Spring and very windy.

My arse was like a block of ice by the time

I’d pulled my knickers back up!

SONIA: I did it in a phone box once. I was

with his guy and we were taking a walk

near where I live. It was spontaneous and

quick but really exhilirating – I loved the

idea of almost being cuaght in the act by

a random stranger, too.

SPIT OR SWALLOW?

JO: It depends how I’m feeling. Sometimes

it’s nice to have a guy come on me and then

again I like to have him come in my mouth

because it shows I love giving head.

SONIA: I give the best blowjobs and if I

didn’t swallow they’d only be average. It’s

part of the deal I reckon.

FANTASIES

JO: I’d love to join the Mile High club and

have sex on a plane. I’d get chatting to a

stranger sat next to me and we just click

and hotfoot it to the loos and shag.

SONIA: I like to think about being with a

beautiful woman and a hot guy. We’d go

mad for each other and spend an entire

night making each other come, over and

over again.

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PUZZLE ANSWERS

NAME THE SEXY BUM

(P29):

Emily Ratajkowski

NAME THE SELFIE BABES

(P29):

1. Elizabeth Hurley

2. Aisleyne Horgan-

Wallace

3. Rihanna

4. Carmen Electra

5. Lisa Appleton

6. Miley Cyrus

7. Jodie Marsh

8. Vicky Pattison

ALTERED IMAGE (P30):

Pamela Anderson

DEFACED! (P30):

Wayne Rooney

QUIZ ANSWERS (P30):

1 – B,

2 – A,

3 – B,

4 – A,

5 – D,

6 – D,

7 – C,

8 – C ,

9 – A,

10 – B,

11 – D,

12 – B,

13 – A,

14 – C,

15 – B.

COUNTDOWN

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Anal beads

SEXUAL EDUCATION

(P31):

A

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE

(P31)

Busty Jasmine’s

one-night slutty

hooker fantasy

FRUITY Jasmine Black loves

to zip up her thigh-high

‘hooker’ boots and squeeze

her ample curves into a

tight dress.

Then she heads to a cocktail

bar to pick up a bloke willing

to pay her for her sexy body

before they head to a cheap

hotel for “anything goes sex”.

Well, that’s her outrageous

fantasy anyway!

The busty 26-year-old isn’t

actually a lady of the night, but

her wildest fantasy is to use her

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news@sundaysport.co.uk

fabulous 32E norks and be a high

class prostitute for one night.

The Sheffield model said: “I

don’t really know why but, when

I’m playing with myself and

fantasising, I often get aroused

by imagining I’m a hooker.

“It just feels so naughty and

slutty.

“And I love the idea of the guy

using me and being animalistic.

“In my fantasy, he’s a highly

respectable businessman.”


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AGONY

Dear Sam,

I LOVE to visit my local cinema on a Wednesday afternoon, when it’s

pretty dead.

Last week a woman came in and sat near me on the deserted back

row and started to strip off during the movie.

She lay back on her seat, propped her legs up on the one in front

and started to play with her shaved fanny.

So I got myself right up to her face and dropped my trousers and

started beating myself off. Then just as I was about to shoot my load,

the film ended and the house lights came up.

In the dark I’d not been able to make out her face, but in the light

I recognised her as a line manager at work!

Since then I’ve tried to avoid her at work. Any advice?

DH, east London

Sam says…

JUST pretend it never happened and carry on.

Dear Sam,

AS a visitor to England from America, I wondered if you could help.

I had quite a vigorous sexual appetite, but I don’t seem to be able

fulfil it any more.

I like football and girls, but it probably doesn’t help that I’m quite

short and ginger.

I used to get an erection when I went to a match, so I bought some

football-related things to kick-start my libido, but it didn’t help.

My four sons often give me encouragement, but it hasn’t helped me

get my end away.

When I was back home in Tampa Bay I was respected and would

often get a bit of nookie with the local girls, but this has all dried up.

Please help!

MG, email

Sam says…

THERE are pills to help you go for 90 minutes again.

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X

SE CONFIDENTIAL

HUBBY

SHAGGED

HIS WAY

OUT OF

DOG

HOUSE!

I still haven’t

forgiven you for that

shitty Valentine’s

gift!

I thought you’d

have loved a

track day at

Mallory Park!

AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION


WELCOME to the World famous Sport Agony page!

No other newspaper’s agony aunts can offer the

level of advice – or experience – than our own Agony

Angels! This week SAM TYE has been reading through

your letters and emails. Here’s her advice…

WITH

Well if you

don’t want a Kawasaki

ZX636 B1H throbbing

between your legs – how

about my fat one

instead?

SMOOCH!

SMOOCH!

You’re not

screwing your way

out of… this…

Ooooh…

My train stud’s gone off

rails since swingers’ trip

Dear Sam,

I’M 23 and engaged to a

train driver.

He’s seven years older than

me but he doesn’t act it.

My man’s hunky and always

laughing and joking, he’s great

in bed and we make love at

least twice a night.

But just recently things

have changed.

It all started when we went

to Spain last summer with

another couple.

We’d booked our week-long trip

earlier in the year but my fella’s

pal decided to come along with his

girlfriend just a few weeks before we

were due to set off.

Because we didn’t book together

we were in separate apartment

blocks, about a mile apart.

On the first night we all got blitzed

and the other couple came to crash

out at our place.

Me and my man got in one single

bed and they had the other.

At about 5am I was woken by the

Dear Sam,

sound of creaking bedsprings. I

opened one eye and saw the other guy

shagging his girl doggystyle.

I was highly turned on by what I

saw and next minute my fella was

thrusting deep inside me.

After we both climaxed he called

to the other couple and asked if they

were up for a swap, and they nodded.

So I went over to the other bed

while his girl joined my man on ours

and I had the most incredible shag.

He was so good at it, he brought

me to three climaxes!

I told my fella later how good a

f**k his pal was and we never did

any more swapping after that.

Since we’ve been back home, he

has gone off the rails and is getting

pissed every night.

I’ve asked him why he does it but

he gets all shirty and won’t say.

Have you any advice please?

WP, Lancs

Sam says…

IT sounds like he’s jealous of his pal’s

prowess in the sack. Reassure him it

was just a one-off and it’s him you really

care for.

I WORK as a fashion buyer and my work takes me all over the world.

I’m 28, single, tall, with long dark hair and a nice body.

I’ve bought lots of designs from Australia and spend a lot of time on flights

over there.

Sometimes I pack a vibrator and treat myself beneath the blanket in

business class, and the last time I flew to Oz I was a little bit tipsy and doing

exactly that when a female flight attendant came along.

The blanket fell to the floor, revealing the dildo stuffed up my chuff,

and to my surprise she slipped into the vacant seat beside me and we

got snogging before she licked me out.

Since I got home I can’t stop thinking about her.

Should I look for her on social media?

KY, Devon

Sam says…

YES! YES!

OH YES!

WHY not? She sounds like great fun!

BUNG!

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to use that

track day. No

sense in it going

to waste

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NAUGHTY Angel Rivas has a fetish

for outdoor bonks.

The Bradford babe, 24, told us a

kinky tale which involved an ex – and

said she still gets turned on by it.

Quickie

Flaunting her 32B assets, Angel said:

“We were having a quickie up on the hills,

when out of nowhere some hikers walked

right past us! They seemed to be more

embarrassed than we were.

“It’s a thrill when you get caught at it

– I still get really turned on every time I

think about it!”


SUNDAY

62 February 17, 2019

ON UP: Longstaff

Sean can

go a Long

way says

Benitez

RAFA Benitez is backing

Sean Longstaff to go to

the very top.

The 21-year-old has

broken into the Newcastle

side this season and is

earning rave reviews after

some top performances.

The academy graduate

has become an important

part of the engine room

and Benitez thinks

Longstaff has plenty more

to offer.

He said: “He is

somebody who will

continue to get better

because he listens to you

and works hard. He’s very

humble.

“We’ll see with the

others back regarding

competition but in terms

on his behaviour and what

he will do next I am quite

positive that he’ll do well.

“He knows that he’s

doing well.

“At the same time he

will continue to work hard.

“He’s not somebody who

will just accept arriving on

the scene then say: ‘That’s

me done’.

“My understanding is

that his family and the

people around him are

focused and will give him

the right advice.”

The other Newcastle

players are also in the

Longstaff fan club.

Hard

Jonjo Shelvey has been

on the sidelines with injury

but is hoping to partner

the youngster soon.

He said: “He’s been

outstanding.

“Being honest, it’s hard

to watch someone go into

your position and do well.

“It is hard but, at the

end of the day, they’re still

your mates as well. I can’t

speak highly enough of

Longy — he’s been

absolutely tremendous.

“He’s so composed on

the ball and for such a

young lad, he plays like

he’s been there and done

it all.

“He’s going to have a

fantastic career ahead of

him and I’m more than

happy for him to keep

continuing playing.

“For me he has been

one of the best team

players in the last three or

four games.

“Me, Ki, Momo, Isaac,

Longy are all going to be

fighting for them two spots

or three spots if the gaffer

changes formation so it’s

going to be an interesting

end to the season but it’s

one that can only benefit

the club.”

Shelvey hopes to be

back soon, adding: “The

way I am, I just want to

play football and go

through the pain barrier.”

CHRIS Smalling says he’s raring to go for the rest of the

season after finally overcoming his broken toe.

The Manchester United defender missed two months after picking up

the injury in November. He returned for the 3-0 win at Fulham and is

confident of playing a full part over the next three months.

Smalling was surprised at how long it took to get over the problem and

wishes he had accepted the injury and not played through the pain barrier,

making the problem worse.

The England international said:

“I’m fully healed from the broken

toe now. It was good to be available

again on Saturday and get that

game under my belt.

“It’s just about managing my

next game and getting back up to

match fitness. Hopefully, I’ll be

available for all the games until

the end of the season.

“Through the Fulham and Arsenal

games, I had injections and

then I had more injections for the

Liverpool game but it made the

injury worse.

“So then it was a case of getting

it right and getting back as soon

as I can but, first and foremost,

making sure it was right.”

Smalling admits it was disappointing

to be on the sidelines

HARD SIDE:

Solskjaer

when Ole Gunnar Solskjaer took

over from Jose Mourinho.

But he’s happy to have played

his was back into the interim manager’s

plans.

Smalling added: “When the injury

got worse, I needed to recover.

It was unfortunate I couldn’t get

involved when the manager came

in but it was good to see the team

flourishing and nice to get involved

as soon as I got back to fitness, to

be able to play a game and get involved

as quickly as possible.”

“The plan was to play against

Fulham. Obviously, the PSG game

was a bit too quick in succession to

that as I’m making sure I can build

up my match fitness as quickly as

possible and, hopefully, I’ll be involved

in the next one.”

Mentally

Smalling is getting used to Solskjaer’s

methods, which include

naming the team a couple of days

ahead of matches — a big change

from the Mourinho era.

The defender said: “I think it

does help. It’s nice to get your head

mentally around it.

“Obviously, Ole’s been talking

with the medical staff and it was

always lined up that Fulham

would be my first game back so I

almost had that vision and the goal

that would be the game I could

make my comeback in.”

Smalling has also lifted the lid

on life at Solskjaer’s United — and

the Norwegian is not a nice as he

appears.

He said: “I think he has got that

sort of nasty side.

“I think every manager has that,

the so-called hairdryer treatment

when things need a little turnaround.

“A manager has to have all different

sides covered. He’s a joy to

play under and he’s great.”

BAYERN HITMAN LIMPS OFF

By MARK NAYLOR

LIVERPOOL have had a

boost to their Champions

League hopes after another

big Bayern Munich player

picked up an injury.

Kingsley Coman limped

off during the German side’s

nervy 3-2 win against

Augsberg.

He scored twice in the

game before hurting his

ankle in the dying seconds.

He hobbled off the pitch

and must be a doubt for

Tuesday night’s clash at

Anfield.

Bayern boss Niko Kovac

BY ANDY MILLOM

said: “We will have to see

what happened to Kingsley

— according to the doctors,

it does not look that good at

the moment.”

The French hitman has

had a problem with the

ankle for a couple of years

and has already had two

operations on it.

Bayern are already

missing key forward

Thomas Muller — but they

still have Poland legend

PINKY PROBLEM:

Chris Smalling

Robert Lewandowski to lead

their front line.

The Reds are out of the FA

Cup so have been in Spain

for warm weather training.

Kop assistant boss Pep

Lijnders is confident that

Liverpool can keep fighting

on two fronts with Europe

and the Premier League up

for grabs.

He is convinced the

players won’t crack under

the pressure.

The Dutchman said: “I

think the most important

thing is that we feel excited,

that we don’t feel pressure,

that we did a lot of hard

work and that we prepared

for these moments.

“It is a crucial period

where we have to keep

searching for the next step –

and if we keep focusing on

ourselves, on how we want

to play, how we want to

develop, how we want to put

each team under pressure,

then the results will come by

themselves. That’s

important.

“It’s a big chance, nothing

more.”

CROCK:

Coman


WE’VE GOT ALL THE BIG STORIES

NOT HAPPY:

N’Golo Kante

SUNDAY

February 17, 2019 63

CHARLIE

McCANN

WITH HIS SPORT ODDS AND ENDS

PEN KING:

Hazard

Kante wants

the Real deal

IT’S MADRID OVER PARIS FOR CHELSEA MAN

N’GOLO Kante is keen

to leave Chelsea this

summer — but he doesn’t

want to join PSG.

The French giants were lining

up a megamoney move for

the Blues midfielder — but

his heart is set on Spain.

He is looking for Real Madrid

or Barcelona to come

calling at the end of the season.

Credible reports in France

and Spain suggest that Kante

has told his agent that a move

to his native country is off the

menu.

He wants to play for Real

Madrid — who could launch

a double swoop with Eden

Hazard also in the deal. It’s

By JOHN ANTHONY

no wonder that players are

looking to quit Stamford

Bridge with Maurizio Sarri’s

reign coming off the rails.

They bounced back slightly

from their 6-0 drubbing

against Manchester City

with a 2-1 success against

Swedish side Malmo in the

Europa League.

Kante is one of the big bugbears

for Chelsea fans who

are angry that Sarri has

moved the Frenchman out of

his central midfield role in

favour of Jorginho.

That seems crazy given

that his all-energy play in

front of the defence was a

major factor in title wins for

Leicester City and Chelsea.

Any other manager in the top

flight would love to have him

in that position but not Sarri.

There is now talk that

members of the Bridge board

are not happy about the way

Kante is being used — and it

could be a factor in the Italian

boss getting the boot.

Problems

There is also unrest about

Gary Cahill being kicked out

into the cold by Sarri with the

former England centre-back

not even in the squad for the

Malmo game.

Another issue is the seeming

reluctance to give Callum

Hudson-Odoi starts.

The youngster has had injury

problems but regulars at

Stamford Bridge would like

to see him in the team for

most games.

Sarri is remaining tightlipped

about the youngster

and is was left to No2 Gianfranco

Zola to explain the

policy with the youngster.

He said: “He is always on

the edge of the team, when

there is an opportunity he

plays.

“The manager is giving him

reasons to feel involved and

wanted.

“There are not many 18-

year-olds that play as much,

there might be one.

“We appreciate him as a

player, Maurizio likes him,

the whole coaching group

likes him.”

PENALTIES

IN PLAY

AT BRIDGE

CHELSEA entertain Manchester United tomorrow (7.30

ko) in the tie of the FA Cup Fifth Round and the Blues

have won the last four FA Cup games between the clubs

including two recent Finals.

Eden Hazard’s penalty divided the teams last season

and Didier Drogba scored the only goal of the game

back in 2007 deep into extra time – a winner that prevented

United doing the domestic double.

Remember there will be no replay in any of the Fifth

Round ties with extra-time and penalties deciding who

will be in the draw for the quarter-finals.

Chelsea gained a narrow win in Sweden in the Europa

League midweek but were hit for six by City at the Etihad

last weekend. United were brought back down to

earth with a bang by PSG in the Champions League on

Tuesday when they also appeared to suffer significant

injuries to both Anthony Martial and Jesse Lingard. The

pair have been pivotal in United’s recent renaissance

under Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.

United entertain Liverpool in the Premier League

next weekend and Solskjaer will know more about the

ability and passion of his squad over the next week.

United have knocked the holders out of the Cup on 10

previous occasions in the history of the competition

and I expect them to make it 11 at the Bridge, but it

may go all the way.

Celebrating

Chelsea went into the weekend 5/1 second favourites

with BetVictor to retain the trophy with United

11/2 and the Blues are 21/20 to win in 90 minutes at

the Bridge with the draw at 13/5 and United at 12/5.

Chelsea are 8/11 with BetVictor to qualify for the last

eight with United Evens.

I fancy the 90 minutes to end as a goalscoring draw

(1-1, 2-2 etc) which is priced at 18/5 with BetVictor.

The game won’t finish till after 10 o’clock if it goes to

extra-time or penalties but I feel it will be United and

their fans who are celebrating on the long journey

home.

Doncaster Rovers entertain Crystal Palace in today’s

4pm kick-off and I expect the Eagles to make it through

in 90 minutes. Palace have only reached the quarterfinal

once in the last 23 years and that was in 2016

when they went all the way to the Final before losing

to Manchester United.

The Eagles are 4/7 at BetVictor to win in 90 minutes

and the recommendation is for Palace to lead at both

halftime and fulltime at 6/4. Palace began the weekend

10/1 to lift the Trophy and I feel they are the biggest

threat to City (5/4 favourites) and the winners of the

Chelsea/United tie. The League Cup Final next weekend

will be contested by two of the “big-six”. It would

be nice to have at least one “underdog” in the FA Cup

Final in the spring.

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By JOHN ANTHONY

MANCHESTER CITY are

set to miss out on No1

transfer target Matthijs

De Ligt.

The Ajax centre-back is one

of the hottest properties in

Europe thanks to his excellent

displays for club and

country.

Pep Guardiola has been

tracking the 19-year-old but

he has his heart set on a move

to Barcelona.

Ajax are asking £75m for

the wonderkid, which could

get even higher should a bidding

war break out.

Pole

Liverpool are also in the

running so he could partner

Virgil Van Dijk in the heart of

their defence.

But they have Joe Gomez

and will not pay over the odds

however good the Dutchman

is. Barcelona are in pole position

having bought De Ligt’s

best pal Frankie De Jong last

season.

Ajax team-mate Andre

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when saying: “De Ligt wants

to go with De Jong to Barcelona.

I have spoken to both of

them about it.”

BARCA BOUND:

Matt De Ligt

Published by Sunday Sport (2011) Limited, 860 Chester Road, Stretford, Manchester M32 0QJ. Tel: 08444 415 112. Printed at Newsprinters (Broxbourne) Ltd, Great Cambridge Road, Waltham Cross, Herts EN8 8DY. No.1,374 DISPLAY ADS & CLASSIFIED ADS: 0161 381 0180

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