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POSITION:

Sexy star

‘I’D

SMASH

HER

PASTY

FROM

BEHIND’

Fans

drool

over

new Rita

Ora pics

COLD AND WINDY

IT’LL be windy and occasionally wet

for many today.

Cold northerly winds in the west will

bring wintry showers and the cold

weather will spread east overnight.

Temperatures of 5C in London,

6C in Cardiff, 4C in Manchester, 4C in

Belfast and 3C in Edinburgh.

Monday will be cold and windy with

wintry showers falling as snow in the

north and over some hills in the west.

Temperatures of 4C in London,

3C in Cardiff, 4C in Manchester, 6C in

Belfast and 3C in Edinburgh.

OUTLOOK: Showery.

TUES

Cloudy

WED

Brighter

THURS

Damper

POP stunna Rita Ora had

fans drooling when she

shared images from a new

photoshoot on Instagram.

The 28-year-old was

launching a campaign

with Italian footwear

brand Giuseppe Zanotti.

In promotional shots for

the collaboration, the Hot

Right Now babe turned up

the heat as she modelled

an array of sizzling outfits.

And she enhanced her

features with a striking

winged eyeliner look,

nude lipgloss and

heavy strokes of

bronzer.

Meanwhile her

fans were quick to

add their own earthy

comments.

One said: “I’d like

to smash her pasty

from behind.”

Another whined:

“I’ve soiled myself.”

Yet another said:

“Your shredded

wheat is showing.”

SIZZLING:

Rita Ora

attracted

X-rated

comments

(below)


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January 27, 2019 3

A PRIVATE

PHWOAR!

Naked scene in new Rosamund

Pike film leaked online

BATHING

BELLE:

Ros nude

in flick

SAMMY

BRADDY

30, 30GG, from Chelmsford, Essex

By REX ROWLANDS rex@sundaysport.co.uk

CHEEKY internet hackers

have leaked NAKED pics of

stunning actress Rosamund

Pike online showing off

her pert breasts and lovely

firm bottom.

Rosamund, 39 strips in her

new film A Private War, which

hits cinemas on February 4.

But internet thieves have

managed to get their hands on

an early copy of it and have

posted the snaps on the web.

Eagle-eyed viewers might

even spot a little bit of ladygarden

as Rosamund’s legs spread open

when she steps up into a bath.

A movie source said: “This is

Oscar winning stuff right here.”

DOCTOR, WHO SENT SEX TOY?

I’M A Celebrity star John

Barrowman revealed that he

got a SEX TOY sent through

the post by a Doctor Who fan!

John (right), 51 – who was

Captain Jack Harkness in

the sci-fi series – said: “The

most bizarre thing was a fan

who gave me a marital aid

shaped like a bomb. It was

shaped like the bomb

Captain Jack rode to Earth

on. So that was a little odd.

“But I don’t call the gifts

weird, I just call it unique.”

Despite last having

appeared in Doctor Who in

2011, John said his

character was still hugely

popular with fans.

He said: “I do conventions

all over the world to thousands

of people, that’s why I know

Jack’s still popular. There

are generations who have

watched it.”

A Private

War is in

cinemas

Feb 4


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HE TAKES

ALL THE

WEEK’S

NEWS &

PULLS ITS

PANTS

DOWN

MONDAY

“IT’S great to be back

on Virgin!”, says radio

DJ Chris Evans as he

launches his new

breakfast show.

He’s probably not

the first DJ to utter

those words – but the

others did so from the

comfort of Jimmy

Savile’s caravan.

A WOMAN injured in a

car smash with the

Duke of Edinburgh near

Sandringham has

criticised him for failing

to send her flowers.

Are you sure you

want to be tangling

with Big Phil, luv?

If you’re not careful

you’ll be receiving some flowers, alright. They’ll

be resting on a big wooden box and spelling out

the word “Mum”.

WEDNESDAY

VACUUM cleaner

magnate James Dyson

has to suck up a load

of criticism after his

firm announces it

will be moving its

headquarters from

Britain to Singapore.

He’s most famous for giving us a

flexible hose with great sucking power.

So if he went anywhere in the Far East,

you’d think Thailand would be the most

obvious choice.

DESIGNER label Dior

shocks Paris Fashion

Week by putting on a

circus-themed show,

with models parading

down the runway

dressed as clowns.

No wonder the

fashion world was

rocked. Unlike the rest

of us, they’ve always

hated the idea of skinny girls with a Big Top.

FRIDAY

TUESDAY

THURSDAY

SCOTTISH folk across

the world celebrate

Burns Night, an

annual tradition to

commemorate the

great poet Robert

Burns.

It’s not to be

confused with Burns

Day – which only

happens around once

every 10 years in

Scotland, when the

temperature creeps above 20 degrees C elsius.

SATURDAY

PALS of the reality

TV star Gemma

Collins say they

fear she could

“crack under the

pressure” of her

punishing training

schedule for the

ITV show Dancing

on Ice.

We thinking the

same thing. About

the ice.

DEMI’S BOOTY-FUL!

DEMI Rose has been

snapped showing off her

perfect sit-upon while on

holiday in Mexico with

her lucky DJ boyfriend

Chris Martinez.

The model, 23, took

a walk on the wild side

as she flaunted her

hourglass curves,

eye-popping boobs

and bootylicious

behind in a

tiger-print

thong bikini

during the

sultry shoot.

One fan

said of our

Cover Babe:

“Two words:

Arse. On.

That. Ok, so

it’s three.”


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January 27, 2019 5

Eamonn kill

threats over

Wacko quiz

FANS of dead singer

Michael Jackson have

threatened to KILL

Brit TV star Eamonn

Holmes.

They are furious at

the This Morning host

for the way he quizzed

Jacko’s pal Mark Lester

on the show last week.

Mark, 60, who found

fame as Oliver Twist in

the 1968 film Oliver!,

was best mates with

the singer for years

and there are rumours

he is the real father of

the star’s children.

Eamonn (above)

asked Mark: “Do you

ever see similarities

between yourself and

Paris? Is that not

strange, if you realised

you were the biological

father of that child?

Not weird?”

Mark insisted the

Thriller singer was

the real father of all of

his children.

Wacko Jacko fans

took to online forums to

attack Eamonn, 59.

One wrote: “This

man is a monster. He

doesn’t deserve to live.

100 bucks to anyone

who takes him out!”

Another said: “How

dare he talk about

Michael like this.

There’s a target on his

head now.”

IF a police dog is

chasing you, try not to

go through a tunnel,

then on to a little seesaw,

then jump through

a hoop of fire. They’re

trained for that.

– Milton Jones

Seaside flasher

nabbed at last

A PROLIFIC flasher who

whipped his cock out 16

times to unsuspecting

women has been finally

caught.

Edward Kent repeatedly

exposed his meat and two

veg in a park in Brighton

over a two-year period.

The 27-year-old was

nabbed last week after it

was reported he exposed

himself to two women

who were walking in

Preston Park.

He later pleaded guilty

to 16 counts of indecent

exposure in the seaside

town.

Kent was charged with

indecently exposing

himself between

November 1, 2016, and

January 10, 2019.

He appeared at

Brighton Magistrates’

Court and admitted the

offence and was

remanded in custody to

appear at Lewes Crown

Court on February 14 for

sentencing.

Last year we were

Russia’s Ant & Dec,

now we

WARNING:

Ant ‘n’

Dec and

Dmitri ‘n’

Vladimir

piss our pants

for perverts

READER PIC

Sheree

shops

for the

bottom

prices!

MOST fellas hate going shopping with the missus,

but lucky Brian Holden loves a trip down the aisles

with his wife Sheree.

That’s because the game Oldham lass, who’s 43,

enjoys popping into the supermarket with stockings

on and her drawers off!

Brian, 46, said: “She’s a cheeky mare, but I love

her to bits. The great thing is she always makes a

point of needing stuff from the bottom shelves.”

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Sport? Just email readerpics@sundaysport.co.uk

– we’ll reply straight back.

ANT ’n’ Dec would have been forgiven

for thinking they were the unassailable

kings of TV on last week’s National

Television Awards.

Because even though Ant has been off our

screens for the best part of a year drying out, the

golden pair won the Best TV Presenters gong.

The showbiz duo have

been riding high at the

height of their powers for

well over a decade and

even Ant’s drink-driving

conviction has not dented

that.

Indeed, some say Ant’s

woes have INCREASED

their popularity – as it’s

helped people remember

which one is which.

Lesson

But pride cometh before

a fall. That’s a lesson

hard learned by Dmitri

Mendelev and Vladimir

Boronolev.

At the 2018 Russian

TV Awards, the light

entertainment presenters

were hailed as their

country’s answer to Ant

’n’ Dec. They could do no

wrong. Millions rolled in.

Last night they were

shivering and penniless

under a Moscow road

bridge – broken by booze

SUNDAY SPORT EXCLUSIVE

By BARNEY SAMUELS

and a row with TV

station bosses which saw

them framed for fraud

and sexually assaulting

a midget.

Dmitri, 33, shuddered

last night: “I will warn

your Ant and your Dec,

enjoy the good times for

they do not last.

“Our story is proof of

that. Our fall was

spectacular, and it can

happen to anyone.”

Vladimir, 31, said:

“The other day a pervert

asked us to urinate in

our trousers while he

watched. He gave us 100

US dollars for it.

“It was a sign of how

low we have sunk. We did

it, took the money and

spent it on vodka.

“How are we fallen?”


6 January 27, 2019

Selena’s hit

by fake nude

photo leaks

DISNEY star Selena

Gomez has been

subjected to a private

nude photo leak hell

after evil web monsters

posted pictures they

claim to be her online.

The images mostly

feature a woman with

very attractive fulsome

breasts being bared in

a variety of locations.

Some of the snaps of

the woman, who has

brunette hair, even

show naked bottom

cheeks and a shaven

snatch.

There is no proof

that the snaps are

actually of the Wizards

of Waverley Place star

(above), 28, but the site

claims all 84 snaps

they have posted are

the singer’s.

The alleged leak is

the second time Selena

has been hit by people

claiming to be hackers

say they’ve stolen her

private nuddy snaps.

A source said: “These

people say they are

pictures of Selena but

there is no proof and

her people deny it.

“But the truth

doesn’t matter. The fact

they are online with

people saying they are

is damaging enough.”

THE OWNER

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SHITHOLE:

Boss Brian

says was

wanking

when our

inspector

visited

A BIRMINGHAM guest

house run by an abusive

alcoholic has been

named the worst bed and

breakfast in Britain.

Brians’s (sic) B&B is so

disgusting that one health

inspector VOMITED when

he entered the building and

was hit with the vile stench

of human waste and dead

rats.

The six-bedroomed property

was last week closed down and

one council inspector – who

asked not to be named for fear

of reprisals – told Sunday

Sport: “In 20 years of inspecting

shitholes, I have never seen

anything close to that place.

“If you can imagine falling

into a cesspit full of the loose

stools of a thousand Bubonic

Plague sufferers, you wouldn’t

be far off.

“Of course, Brians’s B&B is

AS

NAMES THE BEST,

BRITAIN’S

B+B!

By NICK APPLEYARD

nick@sundaysport.co.uk

worse than that because

cesspits don’t have Brian

Billingham in them. He is

without doubt the most

unpleasant individual I’ve ever

had the misfortune to meet.”

Sick

Our mole added: “We walked

into the property to find

Billingham crouched naked at

the bottom of the stairs with

his back to us. It was only

when he turned around that

we realised he was furiously

masturbating. It was like

something from Silence of the

Lambs.

“My colleague – a girl of just

20 and new to the job – started

crying. She’d already been

sick because of the smell.

“If I have my way Brians’s

B&B will not only remain

closed, it will be demolished

like 25 Cromwell Street.

“I’ll take the stench of that

place to my grave.”

THE BEDROOM

Mac shocks

with naked

Rafa quips

JOHN McEnroe has

shocked prim tennis fans

by talking about Rafael

Nadal’s naked body in a

bizarre post-match,

on-court interview.

The Spaniard walloped

Stefanos Tsitsipas in

straight sets to reach his

fourth Australian Open

final.

The American pundit

first quizzed the world

No.2 on his sleeveless

shirts, asking if he was

trying to intimidate his

opponents but then

started talking about the

player’s bare bod.

“I was finishing taking

a bathroom break and I

saw a naked Rafael Nadal.”

Nadal said: “What’s

your impression?”

McEnroe’s answered: “I

thought to myself ‘that

looks a lot like my body’.

“No, absolutely lying

about that. I said to

myself ‘I wish had a body

like that’.”

‘My daughter

asked if we’d

gone to Hell’

WHEN Steven Langley and his

wife Hannah, both 36, booked

in at Brians’s with their

five-year-old daughter Ellie

they thought they had

entered a warzone.

They were shocked by what

they saw and took these pics

of the room, toilet and

inedible breakfast because

they were convinced no-one

would believe how bad it was.

Driver Steve said: “It was

like something you would

expect to see in somewhere like

Syria not Birmingham .

“Hannah walked into the bedroom

and asked, “Have we gone to Hell?’

“We would have walked out but we

were in the area for a wedding and

everywhere was booked up.

“It was either stay there or sleep

in our Smart Car. So we stayed but

we all slept fully clothed.

“In the end we were just glad to

get out alive.

“I don’t honestly know how he’s

still in business.”

THE BREAKFAST


WE BRING YOU…

WORST

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January 27, 2019 7

Natasha Anastasia

Age 28, 36C, from Newham , east London

Matt’s not

my privates

in Serenity!

MOVIE hunk Matthew

McConaughey has no

memory of going

completely naked while

shooting Serenity.

On The Late Show

with Stephen Colbert

last week Matthew

(above), 49, During the

chat, the scene in

which he appears to be

“buck naked” was

brought up.

Bur the Oscar

winner said: “I know I

was topless, and I’ve

had people coming up

saying, ‘Oh my God, it

was great to see you

full frontal,’ and I’m

like, ‘What? ”

Stephen then pulled

up a still from Serenity

showing Matthew

appearing to jump from

a cliff into the ocean

while in the buff, and

the star explained he

was actually wearing a

bodysuit.

He added: “I’m pretty

sure I’ve got a nude

coloured thing on,

that’s holding bits from

being dangling. You

don’t want to jump

from that high into the

water with things that

are not (secure)!”

THE Moon is shaped

like an egg: it only

looks round

because

the big end

points

towards

Earth.

Used 18-inch

dildo for sale

A SECOND-hand dealer’s

shoppers were stunned

when they spotted an

18-inch long DILDO up for

sale!

The giant phallus was

seen in Little Camden

Market in Plymouth on

sale for £40.

One Plymouth resident

said: “It was certainly

causing a bit of a

commotion – but more

baffled amusement than

outrage.”

Another said: “I know

times are hard but a

second-hand dildo? I think

I’ll pass.”

GRUBBY:

Cigarette

ends and

pubes in

breakfast

SEWER INSANITY

A NAKED man aged 54

found breaking into

sewers via a manhole

in Nottingham and told

police he was “looking

for a fatberg” was

rushed to the nuthouse.


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THE VOICE OF

YOUR BRITAIN

Fickle fame

could claim

Ant ’n’ Dec

THE blessed pairing of Saint

Ant and Saint Dec appears to

be immune from the slings and

arrows of normal humanity.

Last week the showbiz golden

boys won Best Presenter gongs at

the National Television Awards –

despite Ant being off our screens

for the major part of the year.

Despite the fact that Ant crashed

his car…while pissed…with his

dear old mum in the passenger

seat.

For most people, that would be a

one-way ticket to Obscurityville.

History is littered with showbiz

big shots whose star has crashed

to the ground after one tiny

indiscretion.

Who would have thought that

Ant would have carried off the

National Television Award after

his I’m A Celebrity shoes were

filled so adeptly by the fragrant

Ms Holly Willoughby.

It makes one suspect that the

Ant ’n’ Dec double act is protected

by some supernatural power.

But the lads should look at

the case of Dmitri Mendelev and

Vladimir Boronolev, reported in

today’s Sunday Sport.

This pair were golden telly

stars. They thought that they

were invulnerable.

They were nicknamed the

Russian Ant ’n’ Dec.

Now they are reduced to

urinating in their trousers to

entertain perverts.

Ant ’n’ Dec should look at their

Russian counterparts as a stark

warning.

The fickle flame of fame can

reduce you to ashes in the blink

of an eye.

Vegans’ beef is

hard to swallow

HOW typical that extremist vegans

refuse to back the Tower of London

Beefeaters because their informal

job title suggests the consumption

of meat.

Perhaps if these lentil-slurping

do-gooders cut down a little on

the drugs, they wouldn’t make

themselves look quite so silly.

QUEEN SUDDENLY

EXTRA CAUTIOUS

Philip, it’s okay,

I’ll walk from here.

It’s only a few

miles

NEWS IN PICTURES

CONFUSION ON KATE VISIT

JOHN

BARROWMAN

REVEALS

HE IS

REAL-LIFE

MAGNETO

God, that woman

looks just like

me…

…AS POLICE REVEAL PRINCE

PHILIP DASHCAM FOOTAGE

AWKWARD

SILENCE

DESCENDS

AS

ANT

ASKS

Can I drive?

SHOCK AT PRINCE CHARLES

RISKY JOKE

And she said,

‘Rectum, damn

near killed ‘em!’


10 January 27, 2019

Farmer ‘hid

body of his

love rival in

slurry tank’

A FARMER murdered

his “love rival” and hid

his body in a slurry pit

so he could rekindle an

affair with his dead

brother-in-law’s wife, a

murder trial has heard.

Patrick Quirke, 50,

has pleaded not guilty

to the murder of Bobby

Ryan, 52, on a date

between June 3, 2011

and April 13, 2013.

A jury was told the

accused started an

affair in 2008 with

Mary Lowry after the

death of her husband

Martin, Mr Quirke’s

best friend. Mr Quirke

is married to Martin

Lowry’s sister, Imelda.

His relationship with

Mary ended in 2010.

In August of that

year she met Bobby

Ryan, a local DJ.

The prosecution said

Mr Quirke, “did what

he felt compelled to do

and got rid of his love

rival in the hope that

he could go back to how

things were before.”

Mr Ryan went

missing.

Later, Mr Quirke

said he was trying to

get water from a slurry

tank when he came

across the dead body.

A postmortem

showed he’d suffered

blunt force trauma.

The finding of the

body, the prosecution

said, was “carefully

managed, orchestrated

and staged” by Mr

Quirke, of Breanshamore,

Co Tipperary, Eire.

The trial continues.

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LEAH: MY

TANTRIC

SEX SECRET

Waffle junkie’s

street fingering

A WOMAN was arrested

for obstructing traffic

after she dropped her

pants in the middle of the

road and started fingering

herself outside a busy

waffle restaurant.

A Waffle House worker

told cops when he came

to work an “out of it”

Freedom Ryder Zobrist,

38 (above) was on the

property and she was

asked to leave.

Zobrist then became

verbally abusive and

threatening before then

running into the street in

Pensacola, Florida, where

she exposed her minge,

causing traffic to swerve

to a halt.

A police source said:

“Hell, nobody wants to

see some ragged crack

whore’s sorry old pussy.

“Especially not when

they’re eating their

waffles. No sir.”

CELLAR VIE

TRAGIC Martin Phillips,

54, was crushed to death

when tinned goods he’d

stockpiled – in case of a

No-Deal Brexit – fell on

him in the cellar at his

home in Northampton.

By WENDY THOMAS

news@sundaysport.co.uk

STUNNING Leah Francis has

let slip her kinky TANTRIC

SEX party secret.

The blonde model recently spent

12 months jet-setting around the

globe on a gap year.

At one point, the 26-year-old

found herself at a hippy-style

ORGY in South East Asia.

The 32GG beauty said: “There’s

a secret island in Thailand where

they hold tantric sex parties

every weekend.

“That was interesting!

“I also wound up in a big-money

gambling session with my mate in

Trinidad and Tobago.

“I’m not a gambler and fell

asleep, only to wake up and find a

gun on the table!

“They were accusing people of

cheating. I was like, ‘We need to

get out of here NOW!’”

The Southampton-born babe

also found herself eying up other

scantily-clad ladies on the beaches

of Brazil.

She revealed: “I just took a spot

on the beach, put my sunglasses

on and ogled all the hot men

and women.”


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January 27, 2019 11

PIN-UP

OF THE

WEEK

BREW

DIRTY

BASTARD!

‘Spunk in tea’ perv will do stir

By BRAD CHADWICK

news@sundaysport.co.uk

A PERVERT who spunked into a

woman’s cup of tea and watched

while she drank it has been jailed

for 12 years.

Garyth Twiselton even recorded

himself as he tossed off and ejaculated

into the brew, which he then stirred

before handing it to his victim, who

cannot be named for legal reasons.

But he later confessed to police, and his

victim, about what he had done, Stafford

Crown Court heard.

Unsuspecting

He went on to tell officers that part of his

motivation was to “humiliate” the woman

and revealed he had recorded “hundreds” of

voyeuristic movies of her.

He also admitted planting secret cameras

in a house bedroom and bathroom, a coffee

shop’s public toilet and a restaurant’s staff

changing area, all of which captured movies

and images of unsuspecting women getting

undressed. And a camera

planted in a leisure

centre’s dressing room

caught unsuspecting

women getting changed.

Twiselton, 32, was

jailed for the sexual

assault involving the

tea as well as 12 other

vile sex-related offences.

Sentencing him last

week, Judge Michael

Chambers told him:

“You are a dangerous

sexual predator from

whom the public must

be protected.”

Twiselton, of Burtonupon-Trent,

Staffs,

had pleaded guilty to

all charges at a

previous hearing.

The pervert was also

ordered to sign the sex

offenders’ register.

Upper crust’s

posh £9 loaf

POSH grocers Harrods

have been slammed for

charging customers £4

to initial their loaves

of bread.

The supermarket for

millionaires already

charges a fiver for the

bread but offers a service

that allows punters to

personalise them, too.

They carve customer’s

initials in to the crust of

the sourdough bread and

describe the process on

their website as: “Our

signature sourdough can

be personalised with

initials and will be freshly

baked on request.”

But the baked goods

have caused a kerfuffle

on Twitter, with Angela

Malin posting: “When I’m

sad I like to go to

Harrod’s Food Hall and

imagine what life would

be like if I could afford to

personalise my sourdough.”

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January 27, 2019 13

Perv pulled

his pud at a

McDonald’s

A PERVERT caught

furiously masturbating

in front of workers at a

McDonald’s drive-thru

told police committing

sex acts in public

turned him on.

Daniel Smits (above),

28, said he received

sexual gratification

from performing sex

acts in front of others

and saw no problem

with his actions.

He was charged with

two counts of committing

an act of indecency, to

which he pleaded guilty.

Wollongong Local

Court, Australia, heard

that Smits arrived at

the restaurant in his

BMW on November 15

and placed his order.

He then drove to

the collection window

and was greeted by a

female worker.

Smits smiled at her,

while she was making

up his order, he pulled

out his penis and began

masturbating.

The court heard

Smits did the same

thing the following

morning, this time

exposing himself to a

20-year-old woman.

He will be sentenced

on March 1.

MOTHERS over 40

are twice as likely

to have lefthanded

children as

women in

their 20s.

Pool w*nker:

‘I’m a woman’

A MAN who stood in the

women’s showers having

a wank told outraged

mums when they tackled

him: “But I’m a laydee!”

Parents and supporters

of water polo players said

they were shocked at

seeing a “naked man” at

their practice pool.

Christine Foster, a

mother of one of the

players, said: “I think this

individual is a predator

who found a loophole in

the law with transgender

issues.”

Foster said water polo

coaches confronted the

person, who told them

they could be in women’s

shower, because they

identified as “female”, but

left the pool when they

tried to take his picture”.

Police were called to

the pool at Palm Springs

High School in California

but couldn’t pursue a case

as the wanking pervert

“identified as female”.

BIG ON

SEX: Steph

and Helen

are spunk

hunters

WE CALL

OURSELVES

‘THE COCK

SISTERS’

Siblings Steph & Helen Turner have

shagged 106 blokes in just 12 months

EXCLUSIVE

By PENNY MARSHALL

news@sundaysport.co.uk

SOME sisters are at

daggers drawn and

haven’t spoken to

each other for years.

Other female siblings

are somewhat closer.

But none are as close as

Steph and Helen Turner

– because the sex-mad

oversized babes are

known as the ‘Cock

Sisters’ and go ‘SPUNK

HUNTING’ together!

The nympho pair trawl

the bars of their native

Stoke-on-Trent in search

of hot, hard, young COCK

to fill their craving minges.

And despite having a

combined age of 106, they get

plenty of eager studs to oblige.

Steph, 52, said: “Many a

time we’ve taken a young lad

home at the end of the night

in the pub and shagged him

bandy-legged by the morning.

“These youngsters think they

invented sex, but if you want

to play a good tune it’s best to

have an older fiddle.

Hard

“We teach these young

shavers all sorts of new tricks

and they leave us better for

the experience and much more

capable studs.

“And I’ll tell you what – I bet

these young girls don’t beg for it

up the arse like I do!”

Older sister Helen, 54,

giggled: “We’ve always done

everything together, so when we

both got divorced it seemed like

a great idea to go after

men together.

“We call ourselves the Cock

Sisters because cock is what

we like.

“Lots and lots of hard, young

cock!”

Steph contacted Sunday

Sport after seeing a recent

report about women over 40

hooking up with younger men.

She said: “I had to have my

say and I wanted people to know

that it’s not just fortysomething

women who are made for

cock. Us fiftysomethings are

made for it too.

“I’m going to carry on f**king

until my fanny dries up – and I

hope that’s never!”


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Undies thief

‘shagged dogs

at his home

19 times’

A MAN has been

accused of having sex

with dogs 19 times

and stealing women’s

underwear.

Dean Sellenthin, 43,

is facing 214 charges,

19 of which are in

relation to allegations

he had sex with dogs

at his home.

He is also facing

charges surrounding

producing child abuse

material, aggravated

indecent assault on

a person with a disability,

theft of extensive

amounts of underwear

and swimwear and

stalking.

The allegations

against him date from

2009 to 2017.

He allegedly stole “37

pairs of women’s and

children’s underwear

and swimwear” in one

single incident in

January 2012.

In the previous year

he allegedly stole 16

pairs of underwear.

Sellenthin is yet to

enter a formal plea, but

his solicitor Rachael

Thomas told Tweed

Heads Local Court in

Byron Bay, Australia,

that her client would

consider proceeding to

sentencing if they are

allowed more time to

negotiate.

The magistrate

granted her request

and adjourned the

case until March 20.

IRON LADY

PARTS!

BOOBI-FUL: Gill whips

’em out in Closure

X-Files Gill isn’t first topless babe to play Maggie…

GRETA SCAACHI –

JEFFREY ARCHER:

THE TRUTH (2002)

X-FILES beauty Gillian Anderson is set

to play Margaret Thatcher in the new

series of The Crown.

And she’ll become the latest in a string of top

actresses who’ve portrayed the Iron Lady.

Gillian, 50, will appear as the former Tory

prime minister in series

four of the show, with

filming due to begin over

the summer.

Chemistry

Much will depend on

her chemistry with

Olivia Colman, who has

succeeded Claire Foy as

the Queen for the next

two series of the show.

Unlike Mrs Thatcher,

who was famously prim

and proper, Gill has

ANDREA

RISEBOROUGH –

MARGARET

THATCHER: THE

LONG WALK TO

FINCHLEY (2008)

By VAL O’FIELD

news@sundaysport.co.uk

whipped her bare teats

out on film – going

topless for the 2007

movie Closure.

And she’s not the only

actress who’s played

Britain’s legendary PM

with a topless past.

Here’s our selection of

the very BREAST…

Doc’s sex with

cancer patient

A RANDY doctor told a

patient: “I’m sorry, you’ve

got cancer…do you want

sex?”

Theepa Sundaralingam,

37, a former oncologist

from Toronto, Canada,

appeared at a disciplinary

hearing on allegations of

professional misconduct.

What began as flirting

evolved into sexual

touching and intercourse

– sometimes at the

hospital, the disciplinary

panel of peers heard.

Sundaralingam carried

on treating the man, who

cannot be identified due

to a publication ban.

The panel heard that

seven months into the

relationship, she broke off

the affair and refused to

see him or treat him.

Sundaralingam was told

stripped of her licence

and ordered to pay for any

therapy her former patient.

CHIMNEY WEEP

CARING five-year-old

Archie Snaith stuffed

his cat up the chimney

of his home in Reading,

Berks, to keep the puss

warm during the cold

snap. Sadly, it died.

LINDSAY DUNCAN –

MARGARET (2009)

REBECCA MOORE – THE IRON

LADY GARDEN (2012)

LESLEY MANVILLE –

THE RIVALS (2009)


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January 27, 2019 15

Naked ‘nut’ found

wandering woods

after stab murder

A MAN charged with

the brutal murder of

a woman, after he was

found NAKED and

disoriented, had been

released from the

nuthouse just a day

before the stab attack.

Cara Hales, 30, was

found dead at her home

in Munster in southern

Perth, Australia, by

her housemate.

Jessie de Beaux, 23

(above), was caught by

cops near the murder

scene, running naked

through scrubland.

He left nearby

Graylands mental

hospital in Mount

Claremont just a day

before Ms Hales was

allegedly murdered.

He was a voluntary

patient at the facility

and it is unclear how

long he was there for,

or why he left.

A review of patient

release procedures has

been ordered by mental

health authorities in

the wake of the death.

De Beaux allegedly

forced his way inside

Ms Hales’s home in

broad daylight before

stabbing her.

VEGGIE BUGGERS

VEGAN broth sold for £2

a go at an “inclusivity

fair” in Brighton was

actually instant veg soup

stolen from an orphanage

by Albanian gangsters,

authorities say.

JOSIE Gibson makes a stunning

appearance at the National Television

Awards – and so does her boob!

Opting to go braless for the bash,

the 33-year-old Big Brother winner

had a dramatic full-tit

slip as she climbed into

a taxi later with a pal.

The deeply

plunging emerald

green gown hung

loosely on the

stunna at the O2

event – perhaps too

loosely.

A fan said: “That’s

the wank bank full!”

PAUL O’GRADY:

BIG BRO

JOSIE

LOOKS A

RIGHT

TIT!

PHOTO

EXCLUSIVE

I’M A DOG

HARD TO SWALLOW

SWALLOWS and other

birds may avoid the UK

during their annual

migration this summer

due to Brexit confusion,

the EU-funded Ornithology

Research Council warned.

WAT THE F**K?!

AN online game in which

players are encouraged

to send their bank card

and PIN number to a

PO Box in Watford is

“almost certainly” a scam,

authorities have warned.

SEX TOY

TELLY host Paul O’Grady says

he feels like a DOG SEX TOY!

The For the Love of Dogs star

works closely with four-legged

friends on the hit show.

And the aroused mutts sometimes

get so excited they “go to town” on the

63-year-old presenter when he is at

the London-based animal shelter.

Speaking backstage at the National

Television Awards in London’s last

week, Paul said: “It’s the usual – me

crawling on my knees, being mounted

by various breeds of dog.

“Seriously, a lot of them when I go

in there they think, ‘Oh, this is the

canine version of an Ann Summers

sex toy, this is.’

By SIMON DEAN

news@sundaysport.co.uk

“They sort of go to town on me.

“I’ve had some terrible experiences.

I’ve had to go home and scrub myself

in the shower.”

Paul – who is married to Andre

Portasio – took home the Factual

Entertainment accolade for the

doggie series, and admits he is “very

proud” of the show for highlighting

issues such as puppy farming.

He said: “It’s a ‘Cinderella’ story. A

poor, abused dog has been dumped,

and they work miracles at Battersea

to bring them back.

“And then a very kind person comes

along and offers them a home.”

DOG’S

BEST

FRIEND:

Paul and a

pooch


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A WEIRDO was nicked

for indecent exposure

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Cops were called to a

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altogether harassing

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one Jack and Coke”

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train and that he may

have “overdid it”.

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was his first drink in

years as they hauled

him off to the lock-up.

You don’t realise how

much shite you

photograph until you

go somewhere good

and your phone runs

out of memory. You’re

standing on top of the

Empire State Building

deleting fry-ups.

– Kevin Bridges

Eel-up-minge

woman jailed

A WOMAN who put a

video of her shoving an

EEL up her minge has

been jailed for 21 months.

During an interview the

woman, known as Qiqi,

said she wanted to make

a fast buck by hosting her

own live shows online.

She decided to go

“extreme” by offering

pornographic content.

She pocketed £10,000 in

just two months, a court

in Zhejiang, China, heard.

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28, set up a “VIP channel”

after getting a request

from a man that she

should perform with an

eel. The two-minute vid

was eventually widely

shared on social media.

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fame, Qiqi went on to use

an illegal streaming

platform called Tiger and

continued broadcasting

porn, including her

love-making with her

boyfriend.

Police arrested her in

May that year.

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January 27, 2019 17

Wife eats TEN hot Tesco chickens EVERY day

MEET ROTISSERIE

VALERIE!

WORLD

EXCLUSIVE

By

HUNGRY:

Chubby

Val and

(below)

some

Tesco

chickens

SIMON DEAN simon@sundaysport.co.uk

POSH cake shop Patisserie Valerie may

have gone tits-up but Val Spraint – aka

ROTISSERIE Valerie – is still going strong!

The 30-stone food lover got her nickname

because she scoffs no fewer than TEN

Tesco chickens cooked on the rotating

roasters EVERY DAY!

Val, 47, from Stroud, Gloucs, said: “I walk into

my Tesco and they say ‘Usual Val?’ and I say

‘Mmmm, yes please!’ and they get me 10

chickens off the rotisserie.

“Sometimes, if I’m feeling super peckish,

I’ll have a round dozen. I love roast

chicken, me.”

Voluptuous Val became hooked on

chicken cooked on a rotisserie after she

was romanced by an aged Welshman who

kept one of the roasting appliances in

his sheltered accommodation.

Fetish

She said: “He may have been half-mad and

very old but that man was the second-best

lover I’ve ever had – and, wow, could that

man cook chicken.

“I called him the Welsh Wizard!”

And Val – now happily married to Bob, 52 –

has a top way of paying for her poultry passion.

She said: “Men actually pay to see videos of

me eating a whole chicken in the Henry VIII

fashion – you know, ripping it apart with

my hands and stuffing it into my face.

“They call it gorging fetish and men

pay a fortune to watch.

“So I can easily afford 10 chickens

a day – with cheesecake for afters

most days!”

IT’S SNOW JOKE

A HARDWARE store

in Derby selling winter

salt that is “guaranteed

to get rid of troublesome

snowflakes” has been

branded “unhelpful” by

local youth welfare groups.

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GLUTTONS have been

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waiting for administrators

to hold a closing down

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January 27, 2019 19

BABES BEHAVING

(very) BADLY!

THEY love to show off

their amazing bodies when

posing for loads of sizzling

photoshoots – but Sunday

Sport’s raunchy glamour

babes aren’t shy about

flashing when they go out

on the town either!

By WENDY THOMAS

news@sundaysport.co.uk

They certainly know how to

party HARD and have a blast

– enjoying wild nights on the

lash.

Luckily for us there’s often a

snappa there with them to

MELISSA REEVES

EX on the Beach babe Melissa, 25, is

never one to pass up the opportunity of

giving us a flash when she hits the town

– either bum, boob or a cheeky lick of a

fit pal, she’s definitely up for it.

6-PAGE

SPECIAL

capture all the

raunchy antics

of our babes

behaving badly.

We’ve brought

the very BREAST

glamour girl party

pics together in a

six-page extravaganza that’ll

pop your cork in no time.

Enjoy!

BOT A

CHEEK:

Melissa

bares her

bum on a

night out

CHLOE FERRY

OOPS! Careful, Chloe.

We know the hot Geordie

Shore and Big Bro babe

likes a sherbert or two

but if she’s not careful

she’s going to wind up

flashing her minge if she

carries on like this!

AALIYAH JOHNSON

EVEN though we have

marvelled at 32DD babe

Aaliyah’s sizzling bare

body on many an

occasion, there’s still

something extra saucy

when she gives us an

eyeful when she’s out.

Naughty, naughty!

JO GUEST

THE legend that is Jo

Guest loves to party – and

the 36C Chesterfield

stunna can still hold her

own when it comes to

behaving badly. We’d like

to hold her own, too!


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BABES BEHAVING

BADLY!

(very) JESS IMPIAZZI &

BREAST PALS:

Jess and Jamie

get well in the

swing of it on

their night out

JAMIE JENKINS

YOU know there’s only

one thing sexier than a

glamour babe behaving

outrageously on a night

out… that’s TWO glamour

babes doing it! Best pals

34DD Camberwell beauty

Jess Impiazzi and 32C

Surrey babe Jamie Jenkins

show us why!

VIKKI THOMAS & ZOE PARKER

GLAMOUR legends Vikki and

Zoe cause a stir whenever they

go out together – and this Sport

party was no exception! 35DD

Vikki and 32D Zoe couldn’t wait

to give the lads a flash.

SIMONE REED

BIG Bro babe Simone, 29,

caught the eye when she

was in the house, and if

either of her magnificent

boobs had caught your eye

you’d know about it!

Luckily she has no qualms

about giving us a good

ogle at them when she’s

on the lash.


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LOUISE GLOVER

THE fab 32E babe from

St Helens loves to party

with her pals – and as

our exclusive shot

shows, she’s happy to

flash her fabulous

downstairs region as

much as her pert boobs.

LISA MARIE BOURKE

LAUREN POPE

GLAMOUR babe Lauren was a topless

sensation long before she joined TOWIE

in 2010 and had even been a contestant

on The Weakest Link. There’s nothing

weak about her desire to let her hair

down – and her boobs out – when the

32E stunna parties!

CORALIE

GLAMOUR babe Coralie

was never one to hide her

light under a bushel, or

her boobs under her bra,

and happily the 34D

Kensington cutie felt

equally passionate about

flashing ’em on a night out.

SCOTTISH lass Lisa Marie

knows how to get your

attention – the 34F

megamodel turns up at

nightclubs dressed like

this and gets a pal to

massage her boobs for

everyone to see. Selfless.

ROBYN ALEXANDRA

MANCHESTER lovely Robyn is a

professional ice dancer – hopefully she

doesn’t have a nasty fall and do any

damage to her magnificent arse, which

she very obligingly revealed for our

snappa on a night out.

KAT & KIT LEE

OUTRAGEOUS Sunderland sisters Kat and Kit Lee are a

right handful when they meet up for a night out together.

When it comes to behaving badly, these two good-time

girls take the biscuit!


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10 things

you might not

know about

MI6

BABES BEHAVING

(very) BADLY!

CHERRY D

THE joy of being

crowned Miss

Sunday Sport at

a party was too

much for Welsh

lovely Cherry D,

who couldn’t

resist whipping

out her 30DD

boobies in

celebration.

Hooray!

MI6 aims to enlist

more diverse spies

with a brand new

recruitment video set

in a barbershop.

Britain’s foreign

intelligence agency

wants to change the

macho image of their

intelligence officers

and reach candidates

who would not

normally apply.

The short TV advert,

available on YouTube,

attempts to debunk the

“James Bond” image

by telling potential

recruits it’s not about

killing their enemies

with car ejector seats.

So the spooks are

coming out of the

shadows – but what

do we really know

about MI6?

THE existence of MI6

1 wasn’t officially acknowledged

by the British

government until 1994.

THEIR motto is

2 Semper Occultus

(Always Secret).

MI6 agents used

3 spunk as invisible

ink during World War 1.

THE MI in MI6

4 stands for Military

Intelligence. There

have been 19 Military

Intelligence divisions

– only MI5 and MI6

currently exist.

IN 1910 it set up a

5 bogus address with

the Post Office – Messrs

Rasen, Falcon Limited,

London.

CONTRARY to the

6 Bond films where

the head of MI6 is

referred to as “M”, the

head of the real MI6 is

known as “C”.

MI6’s most famous

7 agent, James Bond, is

based on the real-life MI6

spook Commander Wilfred

“Biffy” Dunderdale.

MI6 has an annual

8 pantomime and an

in-house version of

Bake Off.

THE agency’s

9 £130million building

in Vauxhall, south

London, has two moats

for protection.

MI6 approved

10 the account of its

early history, written

by Professor Keith

Jeffery, partly because

it wanted to dispel the

myth that it’s agents

could kill whoever

they wanted.

JEMMA LUCY

HEAVY tats and even

heavier tits, that’s former

model and Big Bro fave

Jemma! A drinking pal

kindly lifts her dress on a

night out to reveal more of

her INK-redible skin art.

But we’d like to investigate

further to see where they

reach.

MICHELLE THORNE, VIKKI THOMAS & PAL

NOW we reckon you’d spill your

pint – and a lot more besides – if

these three stunnas turned up at

your local on a Saturday night

dressed like this. But regulars at

Michelle, Vikki and pal’s fave

boozer have got used to it…believe

it or not!

KATIE SALMON & JESSICA HAYES

LOVE Island best

pals Katie, 23, and

Jess, 25, were in

no mood to behave

themselves when

they hit the Sugar

Hut nightspot in

Brentwood, Essex,

and gave us a

superb gander at

their fab boobies.


NATALIE DENNING & PAL

JUST lick at that! Naughty

Natalie is never afraid to strip

off when things get out of hand

on a night out… and if a pal is

on hand to give your boobs a

tonguing, the 34C Worcester

babe certainly won’t complain.

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SALLY AXL &

NATALEE HARRIS

January 27, 2019 23

TATTOOED totty Sallie, 28,

was odds-on to whip ’em

out for the lads on a night

out – and when she was a

bit slow to oblige, her pal

Natalee Harris were there

to do the honours for her!

JOSIE CUNINGHAM

CONTROVERSIAL Josie,

who hit the headlines in

2009 when she had a

boob job on the NHS, has

never been far from the

showbiz pages of the

tabloids since, thanks in

part to the 29-year-old’s

refusal to hide her

enhanced chest when she

hits the clubs.

JAY NICHOLS

SEXY lapdancer and

glamour babe Jay loved

nothing more than

shocking partygoers by

hitting the town wearing

next to nothing. Here, a

little denim jacket does

the trick!


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BABES BEHAVING

(very) BADLY!

CASSIE SUMNER & PAL NICKIE

THAT’S a bit cheeky! Brunette

32DD beauty Cassie, from

Chichester, made sure her pal

Nickie wasn’t shy about

revealing her superb boobs…

and 34D Nickie got her own

back by yanking down Cassie’s

jeans for a flash of her amazing

arse. Good work, girls!

ALICIA DOUVALL

AISLEYNE HORGAN

WALLACE

THE 40-year-old ex-Big Bro

babe has stayed in the

national spotlight since

her time in the house –

mainly by refusing to keep

her fab titties under

control. Excellent work,

Aisleyne!

ALICIA had quite a reputation

for going through men like

most of her male fans go

through boxes of Kleenex. We

reckon we can see her appeal.

A love for whipping out her

huge boobs whenever she’s on

the town makes the 30E

Chiswick babe a very popular

drinking partner indeed!


DEANO

ON

SUNDAY

Merkel is right

– this is about

more than trade

ANGELA Merkel, thank you.

Thank you for vocalising why I

– and many, many millions of

other Britons – voted to leave the

European Union.

We Leavers are derided as

swivel-eyed racists who want to

crash Britain into economic chaos

in a lunatic attempt to re-ignite

the British Empire and restore the

UK to something like it was in the

Fifties.

But that is NOT the reason so

many of us voted Leave.

We voted Leave, not because of

immigration, or promises of millions

a week for the NHS.

We didn’t vote Leave because

we’re idiots, or hate Europe, or

hate foreigners.

We voted Leave because we

don’t want to be part of a country

called the European Union.

We’ve already got a country – it’s

called the United Kingdom.

And the whole point of the

European Union is to get rid of the

United Kingdom – and France and

Germany and Ireland and Spain

and Holland and Belgium and all

the other nation states of Europe.

The point is to water down

democracy and have the entire

continent ruled by technocrats

who are untroubled by

popular opinion.

The motives were

noble. Popular opinion

and the nation state

had produced Hitler

and a terrible war

that reduced Europe

to rubble.

Dictatorship

But the dream has

gone sour. Ask anyone

in Greece about how the benevolent

dictatorship of the EU works.

And however smiley, it’s a

dictatorship that the majority in

Britain – and that cannot be stated

enough, Leave won a majority in

the referendum – do not want.

So far, most of Remain’s Project

Fear has rested on the damage to

trade that leaving may cause.

Yes, trade may suffer.

BUT THIS IS ABOUT MORE

THAN F**KING TRADE.

It’s about our future as an

independent nation.

And so to Frau Merkel who, with

admirable Teutonic candour,

summed it up in Aachen last week.

The German leader said: “The

relationship of Great Britain with

Europe was always very patchy.

“They abstained from many of

the policies. They are not in the

eurozone. They are not part of the

free travel area, they don’t take

part in domestic policies.

“For them, Europe was always

about, or mainly about, the free

trade of goods.

“And they didn’t really value us

deepening our relationship.”

She’s right. The EU is about far

more than trade or shorter queues

on your holiday to Majorca.

And in this case, “deepening our

relationship” means dissolving a

nation that has stood proud for

more than 1,000 years and

withstood every attempt to suck it

into a greater European empire .

I don’t care if the rest of Europe

surges ahead to form a superstate.

That’s their business. Good luck to

them. I just don’t want to be part

of it. That’s why I voted Leave.

Now it’s time for Mrs May to stop

f**king about and do as we politely

asked....

Because we may not ask so

politely again.

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WHY SHOULD

ANYONE GET

A PENSION

FOR EATING BEEF?

Vegan protesters get wrong end of the stick

READER PIC

Fancy a

field?

LOOK at the fine chubblies on stunna Wendy March!

The 44-year-old is married to Sunday Sport fan Vince, 48.

Vince, of Oldham, Lancs, said: “She’s got a grand pair

on her, has our Wendy.

“And she loves showing ’em off, too. Can’t keep ’em in

on her holidays, after a couple of orange and Camparis!”

Would you like to see your sexy pic in Sunday Sport?

Simply email readerpics@sundaysport.co.uk – we’ll

reply straight back.

TWO leftie vegans have made a laughing

stock of their local Labour Party branch –

by condemning a strike by BEEFEATERS!

Harlow Grant and his “partner” Holly

Watson tabled a motion at their monthly meeting

blasting industrial action taken by the Tower

of London guards.

The Yeomen of the Guard, commonly called

Beefeaters, are protesting

at the withdrawal of

their final salary pensions

and are backed by their

union, the GMB.

The action has won

support from socialists

up and down the country

but not in Nuneaton

North East, where they

voted to support Grant

and Watson’s motions

condemning Beefeaters

as “perpetuating the

Earth-raping practice of

flesh consumption”.

Watson tromboned:

“As a woman and as a

vegan, I find it offensive

that the Party should be

endorsing meat-eating

in any form.

“Why should anyone

NONCE SENSE

THE US state of Arkansas

has passed a law banning

PAEDOS from wearing

costumes, buying sweets

or even “making ghostly

noises” in the two weeks

leading up to Halloween.

By SIMON DEAN

simon@sundaysport.co.uk

get a pension for eating

beef?”

Last night a source at

the GMB union said:

“Oh for the love of f**k!

Some weapons grade

arseholes have joined

the Labour Party lately.

“Trannies, vegans,

freaks, the lot. One

thing they’ve got in

common – thick as your

shit after a mixed grill.”

Beefeaters are the

traditional guards of the

Crown Jewels and are

also responsible for

twatting ravens that try

to leave the Tower.

HUGH’S SORRY NOW?

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School Miss

is nicked for

sending nude

pics to lad, 17

A HIGH school teacher

is accused of sending

nude photos of herself

to a 17-year-old student.

Kelsie Schmidt, 22,

was nicked and

charged with “luring

minors by computer or

other means”.

A detective was

called to Beulah High

School in North Dakota

to investigate a report

of a teacher who had

been sending nude

photos via Snapchat to

male high school

students, according to

a police report.

The cop interviewed

a 17-year-old male

student who made a

comment “that he could

get the maths teacher

in trouble for pictures

that she had sent him”,

the report said.

The youth said he

received three or four

naked photos from

Schmidt. The photos

were of her from the

waist up with her hair

somewhat covering her

breasts. Another was a

photo of a person’s legs

with the message, “Get

a group and play naked

hide and seek”.

Schmidt allegedly

admitted that she had

sent the nude pics.

She has been placed

on administrative leave,

and in court was bailed

until February 27.

WAKEFIELD W.I. DARTS

TEAM ON TOUR

A WOMEN’S Institute

darts team is pretty

unusual but they do

things differently up in

the Yorkshire town of

Wakefield.

And most W.I. members

don’t get their boobs out

on boozy nights out.

By BARNEY SAMUELS

news@sundaysport.co.uk

But when the Flights of

Fancy team hit the bars of

Vegas after trouncing local

opposition in a tournament,

that’s what happened.

Member Dot Squires (far

right), 50, told us: “We’d had

a few glasses to celebrate

Twitter goes wild at

booby Las Vegas pic

our win and these redneck

guys were congratulating

us. They say what they

think these Americans and

one bloke said we had ‘real

nice titties’.

“Well Doreen, who’s not

shy, said: ‘Come on girls,

let’s show ’em what we’ve

got’. So we did, and put the

pic on Twitter. They’ve gone

mad for it!”

Doreen added: “Of course

we’re not members of the

real W.I. I think we’d get

thrown out for this.”


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NATASHA’S FILTHY JOKE

THE biggest difference

between men and

women is what comes

to mind when the word

‘facial’ is used.

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NAME THE TOPLESS STUNNA

BRITAIN’S RUDEST AND

CRUDEST PUZZLE PAGES

NAME THE POP BABE FLASHERS

CAN you name the pop babe just by seeing her

flashing the flesh?

OFTEN referred to as “troubled” this

star did a great job playing Cilla in

a well-received biopic.

Natasha

Marley

Age 31, 32D, from

Aldershot

1 2 3 4

SELDOM have we seen pants

neater than these worn by a Rita.

LITTLE Mix? Little knix, more like.

SHE kissed a girl…and showed

off her drawers!

5 6 7 8

GOOD job this Pussycat Doll was

showing her panties – or we would

have seen her, er…pussy.

WE’VE seen her boobs – and it would

be lovely to see her Minaj, too!

AND Lo, we can see this Swedish

babe’s boobs!

DESTINY’S Child? She looks

all-grown-up from here.

THIS Barbadian singer seldom

fails to flash!

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ALTERED IMAGES

CAN you name the famous naked babe?

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SUZY’S BIG P

WHICH hit TV series is to be turned

1 into a movie?

a) Breaking Bad

b) Walking Dead

c) Game of Thrones

d) Dexter

WHICH French club last week sacked

2 Thierry Henry (left) as their manager?

a) Lyon

b) Monaco

c) Marseille

d) PSG

WHO top-scored in England’s

3 shambolic first innings total of 77

against the West Indies in Barbados?

a) Joe Root

b) Keaton Jennings

c) Ben Stokes

d) Jos Buttler

WHO has threatened to sue

4 Gemma Collins over a TV rant?

a) Arg

b) Mark Wright

c) Holly Willoughby

d) Jason Gardner

WHAT’S the name of the chip

5 shop voted the UK’s best?

a) First Plaice

b) Codpieces

c) Krispies

d) Chunkies

DEFACED!

WHO’S behind the defaced doodles?

We’ve hidden a celebrity behind the sketchings of our

office lunatic but can you tell who it is?

It’s dead

hard!

WORD

SEARCH

THERE are 15 words

hidden in our word

search grid. Can you

find them all?

This week…

CLASSIC TV

SHOWS

Suzy

Eccles

Age 19,

34B, from Brent,

north London


UB QUIZ!

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WHERE is James Dyson

10 (below) relocating his

vacuum cleaner company to

after Brexit?

a) Timbuktu

b) Paris

c) Singapore

d) Glasgow

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE

THERE are six differences between the two pictures. Can you spot

them all?

WHO was mistaken for new

6 Huddersfield boss Jan Siewert

(above) in the crowd for the

Terriers game against Man City

last weekend?

a) The club mascot

b) Steward Albert Green

c) Fan Martin Warhurst

d) Club chairman Dean Hoyle

WHICH British actor has

7 been nominated for a Best

Supporting Actor Oscar this year?

a) Ray Winstone

b) Ewan McGregor

c) Richard E. Grant

d) Benedict Cumberbatch

WHICH tennis star is at the

8 centre of a white-washing row

after one of her sponsors released

a white image of her?

a) Naomi Osaka

b) Serena Williams

c) Sloane Stephens

d) Madison Keys

WHICH legendary 2-Tone group

9 from Coventry is about to release

its first album in almost 20

years?

a) Madness

b) The Specials

c) The Selecter

d) Bad Manners

WHICH Coronation Street

11 star has had a hair weave?

a) Alex Bain

b) Jack P Shepherd

c) Jimmi Harkishin

d) Sue Nicholls

WHICH soap won best

12 serial drama at the National

Television Awards?

a) Emmerdale

b) Doctors

c) Coronation Street

d) Hollyoaks

AND how many years

13 running have Ant and

Dec (above) won the favourite

presenters’ award at the NTAs?

a) 15

b) 16

c) 17

d) 18

HOW much was Cristiano

14 Ronaldo fined by a court for

tax dodging?

a) £10million

b) £10.6million

c) £15million

d) £16.5million

AT which airport was

15 Wayne Rooney (left)

quizzed by cops after setting off

a security alarm and ‘slurring

his words’?

a) Liverpool John Lennon

b) Dulles International,

Washington DC

c) John F. Kennedy

International, New York

d) London Heathrow

THIS jumbled-up rude word would leave

Countdown’s Rachel Riley with a face redder than an

embarrassed tomato. Can you work out what it is?

G A B G E T I N G A

=

JOKE OF THE WEEK

MY girlfriend told me

to go out and get

something that makes

her look sexy...so I

got drunk!

THE TWILIGHT ZONE

STAR TREK

THE FLINTSTONES

DALLAS

LA LAW

MIAMI VICE

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WROTE

SEINFELD

ADDAMS FAMILY

AIRWOLF

DOCTOR WHO

CYBILL

HAPPY DAYS

I LOVE LUCY

KNIGHT RIDER

Sex Educashun

HOW well do you know your sex terms?

HERE’S a rude word but only one of the definitions is correct. Do you

know the right one?

PYGOPHILIA

a) A fetish for pogo sticks

b) A fetish for human buttocks

ALL ANSWERS

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The self-confessed nymphomaniac

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And Penny, 23, revealed the only way

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She said: “What I would really like is

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The 32E Worthing-born model also

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My perfect Sunday…

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The born exhibitionist’s

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The babe told us: “Making

little sexy movies can be

really fun.

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“Me and an ex used to

watch porn together and then

recreate some of our favourite

scenes at home.

“It was never any of the

really hardcore stuff though.

“In fact, sometimes we

would just do a bit of sexy

roleplay and not even have

sex.

“Then, after we were

finished, I’d put it up on the

television and we’d enjoy

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She said: “If I’m not making

porn, I enjoy going out for a

carvery. I usually have beef

but sometimes I have turkey

and gammon.

“And plenty of mash.

“I love mash me, probably

more than roasties – and I

know I’m being controversial

here!”


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LICKING GOOD: Gemma lies back

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PART

40

GEMMA MASSEY

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time…well, we’ve

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Each week

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when they popped

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FIONA

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AGE: 21

FROM:

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OCCUPATION:

Retail assistant

FAVE DRINK:

Cocktails

FAVE FOOD:

Indian

FAVE FILM:

Superbad

FAVE ACTOR:

Seth Rogen

FAVE HOLIDAY:

Tenerife

FIRST SEX

LORRAINE: I was 16 and it was with this

lad from school that my parents didn’t

like. They went out and he came round

with a bottle of Diamond White!

It wasn’t mindblowing, but I think it

could have been worse. It was very

straightforward, in-out and all over.

It didn’t really bring us closer, I think

we split up about a week later. But I don’t

have any regrets about it.

FIONA: I was 17 and made my boyfriend

wait for nearly a year before having sex.

I think we tried to make it a bit too

romantic. We went out for a meal and then

back to his parents’ house, they were away

on holiday.

He lit candles and put some music on,

but by the time he’d finished I was starting

to feel sleepy and not really turned-on.

He managed to get it in, but it was quite

uncomfortable and I don’t think

either of us enjoyed it.

FIRST ORAL

LORRAINE: I gagged the first time

I gave a blowjob. I’d met this guy

at a friend’s party and invited him

back to my flat.

I went to the kitchen to get some

drinks and when I came back he

was sat on the sofa with his pants around

his ankles. He was very persuasive, so I

ended up kneeling in front of him and

sucking him off.

I told him I’d never done it before but he

assured me it felt good. But then as he

started to come, he pushed himself further

into the back of my throat.

As he came I started gagging, it looked

like I’d puked up all over him. It wasn’t

sexy at all.

FIONA: I love giving head. I read loads in

magazines about how to pleasure a man

orally, and my first one was a real success.

The guy said it was the best blowjob he’d

ever had!

I’ve developed a really good technique

and I’ve never had any complaints. Just

take the length out and tickle the top with

your tongue, it’ll drive him wild!

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FIONA: I didn’t start flicking the bean until

a couple of years ago, when my friend

hosted a sex toy party and we all started

talking about it. After a few glasses of vino

it was like a scene out of Sex and the City.

One girl reckoned she frigged herself off

every day and I thought I’d give it a go. I

felt a bit silly at first, but by stroking

myself through my panties I started to get

really wet.

I was single at the time and hadn’t had

sex for over a month, so I was gagging for

it. I played with myself every day for about

three weeks after that!

LORRAINE: The first time I played with

myself was in front of an ex. We were

having a few drinks in a pub and he told

me he’d love to watch me masturbate. I

felt really turned on by the idea, so we

downed our drinks and legged it home.

I lay back on the bed and touched myself

while he sat in front of me. It felt like we

were making our own porno and I could

see he’d got really hard.

When I pushed my knickers to the side

and rubbed my clit, he could hardly

contain himself. It was one of the best sex

sessions I’ve ever had.

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FIONA: I’ve never contemplated it. I had a

boyfriend once who mentioned it when we

were drunk and I just laughed in his face

and called him a pervert. It’s really not for

me, I don’t think I’ll ever try it.

LORRAINE: I’ve done it a couple of times and

I’m a big fan. My last boyfriend was really

adventurous and begged me to try it, so I

gave in – and I’m glad I did.

He had quite a big cock and the

feeling of it in my other hole got me

really turned on. The orgasms were

amazing and he exploded almost

the minute he entered me.

FIRST PORN FLICK

FIONA: I was 17 and at a mate’s house when

her brother put on this porn flick he’d got

off a mate at college. We only watched

about 10 minutes and giggled all the way

through it, but it did turn me on.

I really fancied my mate’s brother and

after a couple of ciders we started getting

really flirty and sneaked off for a snog. I

guess I’ve got porn to thank for that!

LORRAINE: I watched my first one during a

romantic weekend away with an ex. We

were staying at this posh hotel in London

and the room was so expensive we decided

to make the most of it and not go out.

They had porn you could order on the

telly. At first I felt a bit seedy, but after a

bit of champagne we started to really get

into it – and into each other!

Now I’ve got a few DVDs of my own.

Nothing hardcore, just some soft porn to

spice things up every now and again.

NOW TALK TO ’EM LIVE!

LORRAINE TAYLOR

AGE: 21

FROM: Wolverhampton

OCCUPATION: Hairdresser

FAVE DRINK: Pina Colada

FAVE FOOD: Chinese

FAVE FILM: Scary Movie

FAVE ACTOR: Benedict

Cumberbatch

FAVE HOLIDAY: Ibiza

FIRST SEX TOY

LORRAINE: The vibrator I’ve got now was

my first and last, it’s one of those

Rampant Rabbits.

I don’t think I’ll ever need any other kind

of toy, it has me coming in minutes even

on the softest speed.

If I put it on top speed, my neighbours

probably think I’m having an orgy!

FIONA: My first toy was this little vibrating

bullet thing that you put on your finger.

It’s really handy because if you’re going

away you can slip it in your luggage

without fear that it’s going to fall out or

come up on the X-rays.

I’ve also got a couple of vibrators, some

He bonked me while we

looked in the mirror – it

was horny but funny…

anal beads and a paddle – though I’ve

not used that in a long time.

FIRST TIME OUTSIDE

LORRAINE: It wasn’t exactly outdoors,

but it was public, I had sex with my

fella in a shop’s changing rooms.

We were on holiday in America and

they have these huge cubicles. I was

trying on bikinis and my boyfriend

sneaked in.

He bent me over and I held on to a

chair and he shagged me while we

looked in the mirror. It was horny and

funny at the same time.

I found it really difficult to be quiet.

There was a lot of heavy breathing and

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He chatted me up in a bar and we were

on our way to a club when we took a bit of

a detour via the beach.

I can’t believe no one caught us because

we weren’t very discreet. But it was dark

and I don’t think anyone was sober enough

around us to care. It was good fun, but not

the best sex I’ve ever had.

FIRST TIME DRESSING UP

LORRAINE: I love fancy dress, and that

includes in the bedroom too. My kinkiest

fantasy is dressing up as a schoolgirl and

being told off by the teacher.

My ex-boyfriend used to nearly come in

his pants when I wore my miniskirt with

knee-length socks, low-buttoned blouse

and one of his ties. In fact, the first time I

did wear it I think he came prematurely!

The best thing about wearing a school

uniform is that you can use the tie to bind

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first one I bought was a policewoman’s,

complete with fluffy handcuffs.

I don’t think you should take sex too

seriously and costumes are a good way to

spice it up yet have fun at the same time.

My fiance loves it when I dress up as a

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January 27, 2019 47

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BRITAIN’S ONLY NAKED TV GUIDE

with SIMON DEAN

TODAY WEDNESDAY

TODAY

Horror Channel, 12.55am, The Sand – A CHEEKY

Nikki Leigh flashes her left breast for the guy

holding the camera at two minutes or so!

C4, 1.40am, Magic Magic – JUNO Temple’s

sprawled out topless on a table for an open air

examination at one hour 28. Her hooters

certainly look healthy to us!

TOMORROW THURSDAY TOMORROW

Film4, 1.50am, Heli – LOTS of great soapy

boobage from Linda Gonzalez as she showers

in a lengthy scene at just past 36 minutes.

Oooh….soapy!

TUESDAY FRIDAY

Horror Channel, 2.40am, The Devil’s Tomb – SEE

Holly Weber’s devilish muff and Satanically

sexy boobs when she appears nude and tempts

a dude away from his duties at 44 mins.

ITV4, 11.05pm, Starship Troopers – THE famous

co-ed shower scene at 30 mins features boobs

from Dina Meyer and Brooke Morales, along

with boobs and buns from Tami-Adrian

George and Blake Lindsley!

Horror Channel, 2.20am, Cat People – Pert

Nastassja Kinski goes chasing after a rabbit

at one hour four mins and thus takes off all of

her clothes, which evidently helps with speed

and stealth! In either case, every bit of her

bangable body is on bare-assed display!

Inside Europe: 10 Years of

Turmoil – BBC2, 9pm

NEW series. Documentary telling the

stories of the battles to keep the

European Union together, with

contributions by presidents, prime

ministers and their closest advisers.

The opening edition reveals how

Walt Disney: Part

One – BBC4, 10pm

THE first of two

documentaries exploring

the life, career and legacy

of Walt Disney.

It makes use of archive

footage alongside

interviews with his friends,

colleagues and relatives to

present a portrait of a

ruthlessly driven animator

and entrepreneur whose

single-minded ambition

allowed him to create a

string of cartoon

masterpieces that would

define an entire industry.

This opening instalment

charts Disney’s early days,

from the creation of

Mickey Mouse, through to

the triumph of Snow White

and the Seven Dwarfs, his

first full-length animated

feature film.

David Cameron was pushed by the

Conservative Party’s fixation with

Europe to call the Brexit referendum,

with Jean-Claude Juncker and Donald

Tusk discussing how Cameron

negotiated with EU leaders over the

concessions he felt he needed to win

the referendum – and how the

Europeans saw it.

Get animated over Disney brilliance


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Can Owls give

Chelsea blues?

Match of the Day Live:

The FA Cup Chelsea v

Sheffield Wednesday –

BBC1, 5.45pm (Kick-off

6pm)

GABBY Logan presents coverage of

the fourth-round fixture, which takes

place at Stamford Bridge.

Maurizio Sarri’s Blues are the

current holders of the famous trophy,

and the Italian will be keen for his

team to have a good run again.

They will start as favourites here

against Championship side the Owls,

who beat League One Luton in a replay

to reach this stage. With analysis by

Danny Murphy and Ruud Gullit.

TUESDAY

Britain’s Top 100 Dogs

Live: 2019 – ITV, 7.30pm

BEN Fogle and Sara Cox count down

the nation’s favourite dog breeds,

with the top 10 decided by a public

vote.

The programme features fascinating

facts about the heritage, key

characteristics and personality traits

of every breed in the top 100 chart,

as well as a host of famous faces –

including Harry Redknapp (right),

Penny Lancaster, Gemma Atkinson

and Martin and Shirley Kemp – sharing

stories about their bond with their

four-legged friends.

And, hopefully, lots and lots of dogs

humping Sara Cox’s leg.

DON’T

MISS

THIS!!!

Britain’s Favourite Sweets – C5, 7pm

THE 20 best sweets, chosen by viewers, with contributions

from celebrities, TV adverts from years gone by, a visit to

the world’s oldest sweet shop, and an attempt to break the

world marshmallow eating record.

Yes. Some twat who was once the backing singer for the

Thompson Twins asking: Do they still make Walnut Whips?”

FOR. TWO. F**KING. HOURS!

Plus, a competition winner gets to visit to a factory and

invent her own confectionery. Whoo-pee! Unless she gets

pulled into the pipes like Augustus Gloop, I don’t give a f**k.

Winterwatch – BBC2, 8pm

NEW series. The team returns to

follow the fortunes of wildlife around

the UK, as Chris Packham, Michaela

Strachan (left) and Gillian Burke host

from a new location in the

Cairngorms, the UK’s largest national

park.

Here, cameras follow pine martens

and red squirrels, golden eagles and

crested tits.

Plus, a look at how Britain’s wildlife

is faring up and down the country.

You can bet that it’ll be f**king

freezing up there.

By BARNEY SAMUELS

The Last

Survivors –

BBC2, 9pm

DOCUMENTARY

compiling the personal

testimonies of the

remaining Holocaust

survivors living in Britain,

all of whom were children

during their incarceration

in the concentration

camps.

They discuss how

these experiences

continue to influence

their adult lives and why

particular memories have

stayed with them.

The film follows one

man on a return journey to

Auschwitz, accompanied

by his daughter, while

another survivor visits his

home town in Germany

for the first time since

1946.

Fred and Rose West:

The Real Story with

Trevor McDonald – ITV,

Thursday, 9pm

THE veteran broadcaster revisits one

of the most disturbing murder cases

in British criminal history, a quarter

of a century on from the discovery of

the Wests’ extraordinary crimes, in

which they murdered young women

and girls and buried the remains

under their home at 25 Cromwell

Street in Gloucester.

Trevor McDonald asks how the

crimes went undetected for so long

and what role did Rose play.

Is it possible she was the driving

force behind the crimes all along?


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January 27, 2019 53

RYE GETS HIGH

ON WEB SEX

By WENDY THOMAS

news@sundaysport.co.uk

BUSTY Rye loves

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WEB with her long

distance boyfriend.

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my clit.

“Finally, I get really

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January 27, 2019 55

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PUZZLE ANSWERS

NAME THE TOPLESS

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NAME THE POP BABE

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8. Rihanna

ALTERED IMAGE (P30):

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3 – B

4 – D

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9 – B

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15 – B

COUNTDOWN

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Misha, 33, pictured here giving

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to wear big coats and furry hats.

“But in the summer it is very

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breasts in the parks.

“Englishmen cannot believe it.

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This was a very big turn-on for

me, yes?”


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January 27, 2019 57

JUICY LUCIE’S

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THE WORLD FAMOUS

AGONY

Dear Ava,

MY boring boyfriend says he hates licking me out.

But I don’t think it’s fair because I always give him blowjobs, when

he wants one, and I swallow the lot!

I know it’s not a personal hygiene issue – I’ve asked him.

He just said that he doesn’t particularly like doing it.

I’ve tried everything I can think of – shaving off all my pubes and

even smearing chocolate on my pussy.

Do you have any other suggestions?

LG, Bolton

Dear Ava,

Ava says…

REFUSE to give him oral – he’ll soon change

his mind!

I’M a fireman and in my spare time I used to do a bit of

male stripping.

The girls loved it when I got my helmet out and then

unravelled my gigantic hose.

A couple of months ago, during a hen night, a woman

gave me £40 to suck on my dick.

Then I bumped into this same woman while out on the

piss three weeks ago, and she said she could find loads

of other randy women who’d pay to have sex with me.

I thought it might be a good way to make some extra

cash and, to be honest, I was getting bored with the

whole stripping lark – so I agreed.

But I’m having second thoughts about shagging a

load of older women. What do you think?

DP, South Yorks

Ava says…

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DO YOU HAVE A SEX PROBLEM?

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Dear Ava,

I RECENTLY attended

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I met up with my

friend, his wife and their

baby – who looks just

like him.

We all went to a

pre-christening party at

his house that night,

and my football-mad

mate gave a rousing

speech about how his

team were the best.

The party was in

full swing and I was

talking to an old geezer

when I noticed a blonde

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me up.

I asked her to dance

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really fancied me.

Maybe it was the way she licked her

lips and said that she wanted to suck

my cock and shag me!

She asked me to go for a walk and

lead me to a graveyard behind the

Dear Ava,

house and took my pants down.

I could tell she was impressed by my

love-python in its full glory.

She bent over a gravestone and I

eased into her, and she was loving it

until I was distracted by a man in

the distance.

I couldn’t see who it was, but as the

moonlight broke through the clouds I

saw he was wearing a big gold watch.

Wrestler

I thought nothing of it until the

next day when we were all in church

and the vicar was about to baptise

my godchild.

I looked around the church and

suddenly saw this big brute of a bloke

– he could easily have been a wrestler

or cage fighter – and noticed he was

wearing a big gold watch…the same

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And he was stood right next to the

blonde babe I’d scuttled the night

before, with his arm around her.

Should I be worried?

JH, Liverpool

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I WENT on holiday last summer and ended up pulling a fit beautician who was

with her mate and who wanted one final taste of freedom before she got married.

At first I shagged her and her friend – it was a massive turn-on watching them

lick each other out while I took them from behind.

But for the rest of the holiday, I just saw the bride-to-be – a really horny girl

and was up for trying lots of positions, oral and even anal.

Back home she actually lives near me so we agreed to meet up again.

I saw her a few times before she got married and even shagged her two days

before her big day!

It was brilliant, but after our session she told me she didn’t want to get married

but wanted to move in with me. What shall I do?

PT, West Yorks

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January 27, 2019 61

Tiffany: I’m

gagging for

sex all day,

every day

By WENDY THOMAS

news@sundaysport.co.uk

GORGEOUS Tiffany Rousso admitted she is

insatiable between the sheets.

It’s no wonder the busty blonde stunna is never

short of men chasing her for a date, looking at

these jaw-dropping snaps.

And the 26-year-old babe, from Widnes, Cheshire,

confessed she runs rings around most of her lovers

because she has an extremely high sex drive.

Tiffany – posing here as a sexy American football

cheerlaeder – said: “Personally, I just can’t get enough

sex. I would have it all day, every day, if I could.

“I wake up horny, desperate for sex, and I am

absolutely gagging for it before I go to sleep too.

Cravings

“I realise that sometimes that can be really

intimidating for guys, because they feel like they

just can’t keep up.

“But it doesn’t have to be full sex. I’m happy to

satisfy my cravings by getting on my knees and

treating them to a blowjob.

“But even though I’m single, I’m never short of

offers from men – I think they’re mesmerised by

my huge knockers!”


SUNDAY

62 January 27, 2019

BACK SOON: Son

Spurs in

hunt for

last gasp

signing

SPURS are trying to get at

least one deal over the line

before the transfer window

closes.

Manager Mauricio

Pochettino is fighting

against time with just a

couple of days left.

The Argie had said he

wouldn’t be doing any

business in January.

But a crazy run of

injuries have forced

Tottenham’s hand.

The Londoners didn’t

make any signings in the

summer and that decision

seems to be coming back

to bite.

Harry Kane and Dele Alli

are out for at least a

month, which may lead to

chairman Daniel Levy

loosening the purse

strings.

They join Ben Davies

and Moussa Sissoko on

the easy list.

Pochettino said: “We’ll

see. We are working on a

few options.

“We’ll see if we are

capable of delivering, but

in the same way of course

we have the squad.

“Now we have maybe

one space because Mousa

Dembele has gone.

“But we need to be

careful because for the

Champions League if it’s a

player that is not an

English player we don’t

have the space.

Changed

“It is so important to be

careful about the decision.

“But we are always

hoping to try to add quality

and try to improve the

squad.

“We are open to buying

a player like always.

Different options. In

England, outside of

England.

“But that is not new, not

changed.

“I think always we were

working and trying to find

the right profile.

“If we didn’t sign it’s

because we can’t sign, not

because we didn’t want to.

“The numbers are

limited and when you have

the full squad and you

have no space you cannot

sign. That is the problem

too.

“Maybe you are open to

sign but if you don’t have

space in the squad you are

going to sign and you need

to change a player on the

list that you need to put

out. I think that is not

right.”

There was some good

news for Spurs with South

Korea getting knocked out

of the Asian Cup early.

That means striker Son

Heung-min will be back

ahead of schedule next

weekend.

MANUEL Pellegrini has warned young West Ham stars Declan

Rice and Grady Diangana that they must keep working hard

to make it as top footballers.

The latter has just penned a six-year contract after impressing since

breaking into the first team from the academy.

Rice is tied to the Hammers for five years thanks to a string of top

performances in the heart of midfield. Pellegrini believes it’s essential

for the club to bring players like

the dynamic duo through.

But he is also cautioning the

youngsters that the next couple of

years will decide how successful

they become.

Pellegrini said: “Diangana

deserves it, he has taken a step

with the squad of our team — he

was in the under 23s before and

now he is working every day with

our squad.

“I think he has a lot of quality

and we will see an important

player in the future of this club.

“Now his development will

depend on his ambitions and his

mind, to try to improve every day.

“I try always to tell young

players that they are in the most

dangerous part of their careers,

when they think that they have

arrived but they have not arrived

yet.

“They have started arriving, but

PROSPECT:

Grady Diangana

they must improve every day

working with professional players.

“Fortunately for me in all the

teams I managed before I’ve had

young players to try to develop

their qualities. I hope West Ham

will be exactly the same.

“Declan started improving a lot,

he played last season, now we have

Grady to help to be an important

player for West Ham.”

Pellegrini could be boosted by

the early return of one his more

experienced players — Manuel

Lanzini.

The Argentine forward has been

on the sidelines since doing his

cruciate ligament in training for

the World Cup in June.

It has been a long road back but

the 25-year-old is now just weeks

away from pulling on the claret

and blue again.

Difference

That would allow Pellegrini to

get all of his attacking talent on to

the pitch.

But he won’t be rushing his star

back and risk him picking up

another problem.

The Hammers boss knows he’ll

have a lot of attacking options

though. He said: “Maybe we can

make this team play with all of

them together.

“With Yarmolenko, with Lanzini,

with Anderson, with Nasri, with

Noble, with Snodgrass. We have

technical players who can make a

good difference.

“Lanzini wants to be on the pitch

again. He wants to play tomorrow

but he must be calm.

“He has a programme and the

way he must continue to recover

his knee, the important thing is it

is in the correct way so he does not

feel any problems or pain.

“He must continue with his

recovery for at least the next

month.”

CHRIS READY FOR BIG TIME

By MARK NAYLOR

NEW Bournemouth signing

Chris Mepham is getting

ready for a baptism of fire

in the Premier League.

The defender has moved

from Brentford and believes

stepping up one division

will make the football “10

times harder”.

The Cherries shelled out

£12m for the centre-back

and his first assignment

could be to mark Gonzalo

Higuain when they take on

Chelsea next weekend.

The 21-year-old can’t wait

for the challenge. The Welsh

BY ANDY MILLOM

international said: “Since I

was a little boy my dream

was to play in the Premier

League and I think there’s

no better way than to

showcase it against those

top players and see what

you’re at.

“I know it’s going to be

very hard.

“Playing in the

Championship, you come

across some very good

strikers, I’d imagine the

RISING STAR:

Declan Rice

step up to the Premier

League’s going to be 10

times harder.

“It’s something I need to

work hard towards but I’d

love playing against people

like that every week.”

And Mepham has a settle

to score with the Bridge boys

as he was released by

Chelsea after training there

as a schoolboy.

He went into non-league

football before buzzing into

the Bees.

Mepham hopes moving to

the top flight will also help

his international career for

the Dragons.

He added: “I think Ryan

Giggs spoke to my agent

recently, just wishing us

well done on the deal.

“I think it’s going to be

good for him as well.

“Being a national team

manager you want as many

players playing in the

Premier League as possible.

“It seems not too long ago

that I was playing for North

Greenford reserves, so it

does show how far I’ve

come.”

Pellegrini urges

young stars to

take their time

MOVE:

Mepham


WE’VE GOT ALL THE BIG STORIES

SUNDAY

January 27, 2019 63

CHARLIE

McCANN

WITH HIS SPORT ODDS AND ENDS

LEGENDS: Nadal

and Djokovic

Let me Sturr up

charge for title

DON’T FORGET ME SAYS LIVERPOOL STRIKER

DANIEL Sturridge hopes

boss Jurgen Klopp will

give him the chance to

help Liverpool’s title

challenge.

The 29-year-old has been

left on the sidelines as the

Reds have cut out their best

chance of winning the league

since 1990.

Sturridge’s contract is up

in the summer and it’s hard

to see Liverpool offering him

a new one — at least on his

current £120,000 a week

wages.

He is free to speak to other

teams about a move at the

end of the season.

But he is putting all that on

hold as he knows he could

By JOHN ANTHONY

still have a big part to play in

the campaign.

The England hitman said:

“I’m staying focused on right

now. You’ve got to live in the

present, you can never live in

the future.

“I’ve been at Liverpool a

long time and I’m happy too.

I want to try and help bring

the team some success, to win

a trophy with them would be

amazing.

“We’ve come close before,

finals, almost won the Premier

League before but we

didn’t quite do it.”

Sturridge was a key part in

Brendan Rodgers’ team that

went close to ending the Kop’s

title drought before Steven

Gerrard’s famous slip in

2014.

He could be carrying the

baggage of that but newer

Liverpool signings like Sadio

Mane are full of confidence.

The Senegal star is in no

doubt that the long wait for a

19th title could be coming to

an end.

The Reds have a slender

four-point lead over Man City

who seem 100% over their

blip now.

And Mane thinks they can

keep that going right to the

finishing line.

He said: “Of course we are

confident if we’re winning but

not too much, we know what

can happen.

“We are still professional

ONLY WAY IS

UP: Sturridge

will be looking

for a move

footballers and we’re going to

try to take it game by game.

“We have experience now.

The season is long and we

have many games.

“Making pressure for ourselves

doesn’t help. Why not

just try to win games until the

end of the season?”

Liverpool have had the

benefit of a week’s training in

Dubai while their rivals play

in the FA Cup.

It seems that the warm

weather did the trick for

Trent Alexander-Arnold who

is getting over his injury.

Klopp said: “He is better,

but we have to see.

“Everyone knows how desperate

Trent is to play, he can

ignore pretty much everything.”

GAME, SET

AND MATCH

TO LEGENDS

WITH respect to the FA Cup ties this afternoon you must

get up early to watch the biggest sporting event of the

year so far with tennis greats Rafael Nadal and Novak

Djokovic going head-to-head in the Australian Men’s

Singles final beginning just after 8am.

Believe it or not the pair have been better than ever

in Melbourne this year and it seems impossible that we

will not witness something quite extraordinary. The

pair – along with Roger Federer and Andy Murray –

should be cherished as they come to the end of their

magnificent and illustrious careers.

The last time the pair met in the Melbourne final in

2012 when it took the best part of six hours to split the

pair with Djokovic coming out on top in five exhausting

and quality sets. Djokovic is favourite at 4/6 with Bet-

Victor to gain a 15th Grand Slam success and a seventh

Down Under. Nadal is 11/10 at BetVictor to win an 18th

Slam but his first in Melbourne for a decade. Rafa for

me in four sets which is 7/2 at BetVictor.

Spurs travel to Selhurst Park this afternoon on the

back of a penalty shoot-out defeat at Stamford Bridge

in the League Cup semi-final. Mauricio Pochettino is

struggling for numbers with Moussa Sissoko the latest

to limp out of the action, and I fancy the hosts to edge

a thriller.

The last six games between the sides have all finished

1-0 with Spurs winning five and Palace one.

The Eagles are 17/10 with BetVictor to win in 90

minutes with Spurs 8/5 and the draw at 23/10. Roy

Hodgson’s side scored three at Anfield last weekend

and the Eagles to win and both teams to score is 17/4

and that must be the recommendation.

Record

League Cup finalists Chelsea entertain Sheffield

Wednesday and the Owls will be roared on by 6,000

away fans. The tie kicks off at 6pm so it will be nearly

midnight before the away fans return to south Yorkshire

although I don’t think they will have much else to cheer.

New loan signing Gonzalo Higuain is 13/5 to open

the scoring and 7/10 to score in the 90 minutes. The

31-year-old Argentinian scored a record 36 goals for

Napoli under Maurizio Sarri but time waits for no one.

Steve Bruce is taking charge of the Hillsborough club

next week but he was spotted in the crowd on the second

day of the Test match between the West Indies and

England at the Kensington Oval on Thursday.

Chelsea are 1/5 to win in 90 minutes with the draw

at 6s and an Owls 11/1. The Blues are 50/1 with Bet-

Victor to lift all three Cup competitions they are still

competing in (Europa League, League Cup and FA Cup)

although Manchester City will provide a massive stumbling

block at Wembley next month.

Barnet entertain Brentford tomorrow looking to become

just the fifth non-league side in the last 25 years

to reach the fifth round, but I feel they will just fall short

against a Brentford side unbeaten in their last seven.

The tip is for Brentford to win and both teams to

score.

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