24 January 27, 2019 GET THE SPORT ONLINE FREE FOR A MONTH! GO TO www.sundaysportonline.co.uk BABES BEHAVING (very) BADLY! CASSIE SUMNER & PAL NICKIE THAT’S a bit cheeky! Brunette 32DD beauty Cassie, from Chichester, made sure her pal Nickie wasn’t shy about revealing her superb boobs… and 34D Nickie got her own back by yanking down Cassie’s jeans for a flash of her amazing arse. Good work, girls! ALICIA DOUVALL AISLEYNE HORGAN WALLACE THE 40-year-old ex-Big Bro babe has stayed in the national spotlight since her time in the house – mainly by refusing to keep her fab titties under control. Excellent work, Aisleyne! ALICIA had quite a reputation for going through men like most of her male fans go through boxes of Kleenex. We reckon we can see her appeal. A love for whipping out her huge boobs whenever she’s on the town makes the 30E Chiswick babe a very popular drinking partner indeed!
DEANO ON SUNDAY Merkel is right – this is about more than trade ANGELA Merkel, thank you. Thank you for vocalising why I – and many, many millions of other Britons – voted to leave the European Union. We Leavers are derided as swivel-eyed racists who want to crash Britain into economic chaos in a lunatic attempt to re-ignite the British Empire and restore the UK to something like it was in the Fifties. But that is NOT the reason so many of us voted Leave. We voted Leave, not because of immigration, or promises of millions a week for the NHS. We didn’t vote Leave because we’re idiots, or hate Europe, or hate foreigners. We voted Leave because we don’t want to be part of a country called the European Union. We’ve already got a country – it’s called the United Kingdom. And the whole point of the European Union is to get rid of the United Kingdom – and France and Germany and Ireland and Spain and Holland and Belgium and all the other nation states of Europe. The point is to water down democracy and have the entire continent ruled by technocrats who are untroubled by popular opinion. The motives were noble. Popular opinion and the nation state had produced Hitler and a terrible war that reduced Europe to rubble. Dictatorship But the dream has gone sour. Ask anyone in Greece about how the benevolent dictatorship of the EU works. And however smiley, it’s a dictatorship that the majority in Britain – and that cannot be stated enough, Leave won a majority in the referendum – do not want. So far, most of Remain’s Project Fear has rested on the damage to trade that leaving may cause. Yes, trade may suffer. BUT THIS IS ABOUT MORE THAN F**KING TRADE. It’s about our future as an independent nation. And so to Frau Merkel who, with admirable Teutonic candour, summed it up in Aachen last week. The German leader said: “The relationship of Great Britain with Europe was always very patchy. “They abstained from many of the policies. They are not in the eurozone. They are not part of the free travel area, they don’t take part in domestic policies. “For them, Europe was always about, or mainly about, the free trade of goods. “And they didn’t really value us deepening our relationship.” She’s right. The EU is about far more than trade or shorter queues on your holiday to Majorca. And in this case, “deepening our relationship” means dissolving a nation that has stood proud for more than 1,000 years and withstood every attempt to suck it into a greater European empire . I don’t care if the rest of Europe surges ahead to form a superstate. That’s their business. Good luck to them. I just don’t want to be part of it. That’s why I voted Leave. Now it’s time for Mrs May to stop f**king about and do as we politely asked.... Because we may not ask so politely again. email: firstname.lastname@example.org GET THE SPORT ONLINE FREE FOR A MONTH! GO TO www.sundaysportonline.co.uk January 27, 2019 25 WHY SHOULD ANYONE GET A PENSION FOR EATING BEEF? Vegan protesters get wrong end of the stick READER PIC Fancy a field? LOOK at the fine chubblies on stunna Wendy March! The 44-year-old is married to Sunday Sport fan Vince, 48. Vince, of Oldham, Lancs, said: “She’s got a grand pair on her, has our Wendy. “And she loves showing ’em off, too. Can’t keep ’em in on her holidays, after a couple of orange and Camparis!” Would you like to see your sexy pic in Sunday Sport? Simply email email@example.com – we’ll reply straight back. TWO leftie vegans have made a laughing stock of their local Labour Party branch – by condemning a strike by BEEFEATERS! Harlow Grant and his “partner” Holly Watson tabled a motion at their monthly meeting blasting industrial action taken by the Tower of London guards. The Yeomen of the Guard, commonly called Beefeaters, are protesting at the withdrawal of their final salary pensions and are backed by their union, the GMB. The action has won support from socialists up and down the country but not in Nuneaton North East, where they voted to support Grant and Watson’s motions condemning Beefeaters as “perpetuating the Earth-raping practice of flesh consumption”. Watson tromboned: “As a woman and as a vegan, I find it offensive that the Party should be endorsing meat-eating in any form. “Why should anyone NONCE SENSE THE US state of Arkansas has passed a law banning PAEDOS from wearing costumes, buying sweets or even “making ghostly noises” in the two weeks leading up to Halloween. By SIMON DEAN firstname.lastname@example.org get a pension for eating beef?” Last night a source at the GMB union said: “Oh for the love of f**k! Some weapons grade arseholes have joined the Labour Party lately. “Trannies, vegans, freaks, the lot. 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