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HE TAKES

ALL THE

WEEK’S

NEWS &

PULLS ITS

PANTS

DOWN

MONDAY

“IT’S great to be back

on Virgin!”, says radio

DJ Chris Evans as he

launches his new

breakfast show.

He’s probably not

the first DJ to utter

those words – but the

others did so from the

comfort of Jimmy

Savile’s caravan.

A WOMAN injured in a

car smash with the

Duke of Edinburgh near

Sandringham has

criticised him for failing

to send her flowers.

Are you sure you

want to be tangling

with Big Phil, luv?

If you’re not careful

you’ll be receiving some flowers, alright. They’ll

be resting on a big wooden box and spelling out

the word “Mum”.

WEDNESDAY

VACUUM cleaner

magnate James Dyson

has to suck up a load

of criticism after his

firm announces it

will be moving its

headquarters from

Britain to Singapore.

He’s most famous for giving us a

flexible hose with great sucking power.

So if he went anywhere in the Far East,

you’d think Thailand would be the most

obvious choice.

DESIGNER label Dior

shocks Paris Fashion

Week by putting on a

circus-themed show,

with models parading

down the runway

dressed as clowns.

No wonder the

fashion world was

rocked. Unlike the rest

of us, they’ve always

hated the idea of skinny girls with a Big Top.

FRIDAY

TUESDAY

THURSDAY

SCOTTISH folk across

the world celebrate

Burns Night, an

annual tradition to

commemorate the

great poet Robert

Burns.

It’s not to be

confused with Burns

Day – which only

happens around once

every 10 years in

Scotland, when the

temperature creeps above 20 degrees C elsius.

SATURDAY

PALS of the reality

TV star Gemma

Collins say they

fear she could

“crack under the

pressure” of her

punishing training

schedule for the

ITV show Dancing

on Ice.

We thinking the

same thing. About

the ice.

DEMI’S BOOTY-FUL!

DEMI Rose has been

snapped showing off her

perfect sit-upon while on

holiday in Mexico with

her lucky DJ boyfriend

Chris Martinez.

The model, 23, took

a walk on the wild side

as she flaunted her

hourglass curves,

eye-popping boobs

and bootylicious

behind in a

tiger-print

thong bikini

during the

sultry shoot.

One fan

said of our

Cover Babe:

“Two words:

Arse. On.

That. Ok, so

it’s three.”

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