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No other newspaper’s agony aunts can offer the

level of advice – or experience – than our own Agony

Angels! This week AVA DALUSH has been reading

through your letters and emails. Here’s her advice…

AND SO…

OOOOH!

Sensual!

WITH

That’s your

back and arse

warmed up.

Now for that

minge…

Brute’s wife is a real

graveyard smash-er!

Dear Ava,

I RECENTLY attended

a christening where I

was the godfather.

I met up with my

friend, his wife and their

baby – who looks just

like him.

We all went to a

pre-christening party at

his house that night,

and my football-mad

mate gave a rousing

speech about how his

team were the best.

The party was in

full swing and I was

talking to an old geezer

when I noticed a blonde

in her mid-30s eyeing

me up.

I asked her to dance

and I got the feeling she

really fancied me.

Maybe it was the way she licked her

lips and said that she wanted to suck

my cock and shag me!

She asked me to go for a walk and

lead me to a graveyard behind the

Dear Ava,

house and took my pants down.

I could tell she was impressed by my

love-python in its full glory.

She bent over a gravestone and I

eased into her, and she was loving it

until I was distracted by a man in

the distance.

I couldn’t see who it was, but as the

moonlight broke through the clouds I

saw he was wearing a big gold watch.

Wrestler

I thought nothing of it until the

next day when we were all in church

and the vicar was about to baptise

my godchild.

I looked around the church and

suddenly saw this big brute of a bloke

– he could easily have been a wrestler

or cage fighter – and noticed he was

wearing a big gold watch…the same

watch that I’d seen in the graveyard!

And he was stood right next to the

blonde babe I’d scuttled the night

before, with his arm around her.

Should I be worried?

JH, Liverpool

Ava says…

DUNNO, but I do have grave concerns

for you after your romp with another

man’s missus!

I WENT on holiday last summer and ended up pulling a fit beautician who was

with her mate and who wanted one final taste of freedom before she got married.

At first I shagged her and her friend – it was a massive turn-on watching them

lick each other out while I took them from behind.

But for the rest of the holiday, I just saw the bride-to-be – a really horny girl

and was up for trying lots of positions, oral and even anal.

Back home she actually lives near me so we agreed to meet up again.

I saw her a few times before she got married and even shagged her two days

before her big day!

It was brilliant, but after our session she told me she didn’t want to get married

but wanted to move in with me. What shall I do?

PT, West Yorks

Ava says…

JUST tell her you can’t see her any more – find yourself a nice, single lady instead.

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FASTER! FASTER!

FASTER!

THUD!

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SLUSH!

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Ava

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