6 January 27, 2019 Selena’s hit by fake nude photo leaks DISNEY star Selena Gomez has been subjected to a private nude photo leak hell after evil web monsters posted pictures they claim to be her online. The images mostly feature a woman with very attractive fulsome breasts being bared in a variety of locations. Some of the snaps of the woman, who has brunette hair, even show naked bottom cheeks and a shaven snatch. There is no proof that the snaps are actually of the Wizards of Waverley Place star (above), 28, but the site claims all 84 snaps they have posted are the singer’s. The alleged leak is the second time Selena has been hit by people claiming to be hackers say they’ve stolen her private nuddy snaps. A source said: “These people say they are pictures of Selena but there is no proof and her people deny it. “But the truth doesn’t matter. The fact they are online with people saying they are is damaging enough.” THE OWNER GET THE SPORT ONLINE FREE FOR A MONTH! GO TO www.sundaysportonline.co.uk SHITHOLE: Boss Brian says was wanking when our inspector visited A BIRMINGHAM guest house run by an abusive alcoholic has been named the worst bed and breakfast in Britain. Brians’s (sic) B&B is so disgusting that one health inspector VOMITED when he entered the building and was hit with the vile stench of human waste and dead rats. The six-bedroomed property was last week closed down and one council inspector – who asked not to be named for fear of reprisals – told Sunday Sport: “In 20 years of inspecting shitholes, I have never seen anything close to that place. “If you can imagine falling into a cesspit full of the loose stools of a thousand Bubonic Plague sufferers, you wouldn’t be far off. “Of course, Brians’s B&B is AS NAMES THE BEST, BRITAIN’S B+B! By NICK APPLEYARD email@example.com worse than that because cesspits don’t have Brian Billingham in them. He is without doubt the most unpleasant individual I’ve ever had the misfortune to meet.” Sick Our mole added: “We walked into the property to find Billingham crouched naked at the bottom of the stairs with his back to us. It was only when he turned around that we realised he was furiously masturbating. It was like something from Silence of the Lambs. “My colleague – a girl of just 20 and new to the job – started crying. She’d already been sick because of the smell. “If I have my way Brians’s B&B will not only remain closed, it will be demolished like 25 Cromwell Street. “I’ll take the stench of that place to my grave.” THE BEDROOM Mac shocks with naked Rafa quips JOHN McEnroe has shocked prim tennis fans by talking about Rafael Nadal’s naked body in a bizarre post-match, on-court interview. The Spaniard walloped Stefanos Tsitsipas in straight sets to reach his fourth Australian Open final. The American pundit first quizzed the world No.2 on his sleeveless shirts, asking if he was trying to intimidate his opponents but then started talking about the player’s bare bod. “I was finishing taking a bathroom break and I saw a naked Rafael Nadal.” Nadal said: “What’s your impression?” McEnroe’s answered: “I thought to myself ‘that looks a lot like my body’. “No, absolutely lying about that. I said to myself ‘I wish had a body like that’.” ‘My daughter asked if we’d gone to Hell’ WHEN Steven Langley and his wife Hannah, both 36, booked in at Brians’s with their five-year-old daughter Ellie they thought they had entered a warzone. They were shocked by what they saw and took these pics of the room, toilet and inedible breakfast because they were convinced no-one would believe how bad it was. Driver Steve said: “It was like something you would expect to see in somewhere like Syria not Birmingham . “Hannah walked into the bedroom and asked, “Have we gone to Hell?’ “We would have walked out but we were in the area for a wedding and everywhere was booked up. “It was either stay there or sleep in our Smart Car. So we stayed but we all slept fully clothed. “In the end we were just glad to get out alive. “I don’t honestly know how he’s still in business.” THE BREAKFAST
WE BRING YOU… WORST THE TOILET GET THE SPORT ONLINE FREE FOR A MONTH! GO TO www.sundaysportonline.co.uk January 27, 2019 7 Natasha Anastasia Age 28, 36C, from Newham , east London Matt’s not my privates in Serenity! MOVIE hunk Matthew McConaughey has no memory of going completely naked while shooting Serenity. On The Late Show with Stephen Colbert last week Matthew (above), 49, During the chat, the scene in which he appears to be “buck naked” was brought up. Bur the Oscar winner said: “I know I was topless, and I’ve had people coming up saying, ‘Oh my God, it was great to see you full frontal,’ and I’m like, ‘What? ” Stephen then pulled up a still from Serenity showing Matthew appearing to jump from a cliff into the ocean while in the buff, and the star explained he was actually wearing a bodysuit. He added: “I’m pretty sure I’ve got a nude coloured thing on, that’s holding bits from being dangling. You don’t want to jump from that high into the water with things that are not (secure)!” THE Moon is shaped like an egg: it only looks round because the big end points towards Earth. Used 18-inch dildo for sale A SECOND-hand dealer’s shoppers were stunned when they spotted an 18-inch long DILDO up for sale! The giant phallus was seen in Little Camden Market in Plymouth on sale for £40. One Plymouth resident said: “It was certainly causing a bit of a commotion – but more baffled amusement than outrage.” Another said: “I know times are hard but a second-hand dildo? I think I’ll pass.” GRUBBY: Cigarette ends and pubes in breakfast SEWER INSANITY A NAKED man aged 54 found breaking into sewers via a manhole in Nottingham and told police he was “looking for a fatberg” was rushed to the nuthouse.