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January 27, 2019 7

Natasha Anastasia

Age 28, 36C, from Newham , east London

Matt’s not

my privates

in Serenity!

MOVIE hunk Matthew

McConaughey has no

memory of going

completely naked while

shooting Serenity.

On The Late Show

with Stephen Colbert

last week Matthew

(above), 49, During the

chat, the scene in

which he appears to be

“buck naked” was

brought up.

Bur the Oscar

winner said: “I know I

was topless, and I’ve

had people coming up

saying, ‘Oh my God, it

was great to see you

full frontal,’ and I’m

like, ‘What? ”

Stephen then pulled

up a still from Serenity

showing Matthew

appearing to jump from

a cliff into the ocean

while in the buff, and

the star explained he

was actually wearing a

bodysuit.

He added: “I’m pretty

sure I’ve got a nude

coloured thing on,

that’s holding bits from

being dangling. You

don’t want to jump

from that high into the

water with things that

are not (secure)!”

THE Moon is shaped

like an egg: it only

looks round

because

the big end

points

towards

Earth.

Used 18-inch

dildo for sale

A SECOND-hand dealer’s

shoppers were stunned

when they spotted an

18-inch long DILDO up for

sale!

The giant phallus was

seen in Little Camden

Market in Plymouth on

sale for £40.

One Plymouth resident

said: “It was certainly

causing a bit of a

commotion – but more

baffled amusement than

outrage.”

Another said: “I know

times are hard but a

second-hand dildo? I think

I’ll pass.”

GRUBBY:

Cigarette

ends and

pubes in

breakfast

SEWER INSANITY

A NAKED man aged 54

found breaking into

sewers via a manhole

in Nottingham and told

police he was “looking

for a fatberg” was

rushed to the nuthouse.

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