Scottsdale Health August 2019
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funnies<br />
The Joke’s on Us!<br />
So go ahead and laugh already—hey, it’s good for you!<br />
Q: Is this pool safe for diving?<br />
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is<br />
foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a<br />
close shave around the cheeks.<br />
“I have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small<br />
wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between<br />
your cheek and gum.”<br />
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber<br />
proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.<br />
After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech,<br />
“And what if I swallow it?”<br />
“No problem,” the barber says. “Just bring it back<br />
tomorrow like everyone else does.”<br />
A: It deep ends.<br />
THE DIFFERENCE<br />
BETWEEN A NUMERATOR<br />
AND A DENOMINATOR IS<br />
A SHORT LINE.<br />
ONLY A FRACTION<br />
OF PEOPLE WILL<br />
UNDERSTAND THIS!<br />
A woman was waiting for her luggage at the airport when she saw<br />
another woman lift her suitcase off the baggage carousel, beginning<br />
to leave with it.<br />
“Excuse me,” she shouted. “That’s my suitcase!”<br />
The other woman shot back defensively, “Well, somebody took<br />
mine.”<br />
08/19 <strong>Scottsdale</strong><strong>Health</strong> 39
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