Top 10 Funniest jokes for your brightest smile (1)
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This is a collection of the funniest joke ever you read which is<br />
based on the married couple. Marriage is a bond or commitment<br />
which is taken by both men and women with love, care, and<br />
support. They share a very strong bond and create un<strong>for</strong>gettable<br />
moments.
joke 1:<br />
If a person said,” I will tell you later” it means he wanted to get permission<br />
from his wife.<br />
joke 2:<br />
Doctor suggest women never touch any alcoholic thing in her life and she<br />
got divorced from her husband on the same day.
Joke 4:<br />
Sam noticed that his credit card is lost but he never visited the<br />
police station because thief expenses are less than from his wife.<br />
She said,” which country invented I Love You?”.<br />
Joke 5.<br />
He replied,” Of course, China.”<br />
she said,” how can you say that.”<br />
He said,” because it has no guarantee if it works then till moon if it will not<br />
work than till noon.”
Joke 6:<br />
Men visited his friend's office.<br />
Man-sir, I want a divorce from my wife, she is not talking to me <strong>for</strong> 2 months.<br />
His friend said,” you should be happy, this unique thing is to happen with a<br />
man in the world once in his life.<br />
Joke 7:<br />
Roma said,” do you have <strong>your</strong> character certificate?”<br />
He said,” No, but why you want my character certificate .”<br />
Roma said,” ok, then give me <strong>your</strong> mobile phone, I want to check <strong>your</strong><br />
Whatsapp, gallery or contact.”
Joke 8:<br />
Roma said,” do you have <strong>your</strong> character certificate?”<br />
He said,” No, but why you want my character certificate .”<br />
Roma said,” ok, then give me <strong>your</strong> mobile phone, I want to check <strong>your</strong><br />
Whatsapp, gallery or contact.”
Joke 9:<br />
Ram and his wife are traveling in the car.<br />
Ram said to his family,” all of you wanted to roam somewhere this summer<br />
vacation ?”<br />
His wife-” a special <strong>for</strong>eign trip with all of you my dear ones.”<br />
Ram Said to his wife,” I will throw only you as soon as possible at <strong>your</strong><br />
parents' home.”
Joke <strong>10</strong>:<br />
Husband is throwing a knife on the picture of the wife hanging on the wall<br />
but all of a sudden his wife called him and he missed his shot.<br />
The wife said,” what you are doing.”<br />
The husband replied,” I am missing you.”
Conclusion:<br />
Love <strong>jokes</strong> can be used on any occasion, situations, and<br />
functions which make you happy and laugh loudly at the same<br />
time release <strong>your</strong> stress too.<br />
Here are some funny Husband Wife Jokes<br />
which make you laugh loudly.<br />
Thanks and Regards:-Sauve women