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Zoltan Helsey argues that the less gtamorous environmental issues are being<br />
sidetined because we'd rather hear sensational predictions about rising sea [evels<br />
than about [oca[ wettands.<br />
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catastrophe is about to engulf us. When<br />
there is a hot summer or a strong hurricane<br />
some scientist, almost inevitably, will<br />
appear on TV spouting warnings of human<br />
induced climate change and how things will<br />
only get worse. But how true are these<br />
apocalyptical predictions? With what<br />
confidence can we believe scientists'<br />
predictions?<br />
The research for climate change is<br />
undertaken using huge supercomputers<br />
which are able to simulate the Earth's<br />
climate. By changing parameters in these<br />
models - such as a doubling of<br />
greenhouse gases in the next 50 years -<br />
they can try to predict what the climate<br />
will be like in the future. Most of the<br />
models predict the Earth's climate will rise<br />
in temperature by an average of 1.5 to<br />
4.5'C. You will, no doubt, have seen these<br />
kinds of figures in the news, but just how<br />
accurate are they?<br />
The problem with these predictions is<br />
that they rely on models which are far from<br />
perfect, since they operate at a relatively<br />
coarse resolution; moreover they are trying<br />
to model a system which is inherently<br />
chaotic. To verify these models, scientists<br />
try to predict past climate changes from<br />
which we do have some data. This is not<br />
ideal, because whilst Europe has many<br />
years of past data, vast parts of the globe<br />
(the oceans and Africa) have little recorded<br />
climatic data. Even if these global predictions<br />
are accurate, what is really needed by<br />
policy makers is regional estimates of<br />
climate change. Again, the climate models<br />
face difficulties here and it is very difficult<br />
to predict regional climate change.<br />
Despite these criticisms, many<br />
scientists argue it is best to be cautious<br />
and make plans for various climate change<br />
scenarios. The difficulty is implementlng<br />
the restraints needed to reduce<br />
greenhouse gas emissions. Most people<br />
agree with cutting greenhouse gas<br />
emissions; but it is hard to get people to<br />
use public transport more regularly or boil<br />
less water in their kettles and so on. To<br />
effectively implement climate change<br />
controls would require a radical change in<br />
the economical and political structure of<br />
society. lt demands a stop to economic<br />
growth, perhaps through the<br />
implementation of large taxes on fossil<br />
fuels.<br />
Such a policy is very unlikely to be<br />
taken up and hence what will probably<br />
happen is that nations will adapt to the<br />
effects of climate change as they happen<br />
The effects will not happen overnight, but<br />
over a period of time which gives us the<br />
chance to build bigger flood barriers or<br />
whatever. Remember also that the<br />
greenhouse effect will also lead to positive<br />
changes like larger areas for cultivation at<br />
high latitudes. This may lead to larger crop<br />
yields and the possibility of growing a<br />
greater variety of crops in the UK. Maybe<br />
with average temperatures in the UK<br />
increasing, British wine will taste better!<br />
We, of course, have a responsibility to<br />
look after the planet. However, despite the<br />
media attention this gets (perhaps<br />
because stories of doom are always<br />
popular) we must not forget other equally<br />
important yet less glamorous<br />
environmental issues. These include land<br />
fill sites, the protection of wetlands, the<br />
effects of oil drilling on British coral,<br />
desertification, urban pollution, heavy<br />
metal pollution....<br />
These issues do not get the same<br />
amount of attention in the media, or as<br />
much research funding, because they<br />
often operate at a local level and are<br />
perhaps less dramatic stories compared to<br />
global changes. For example, wetlands are<br />
vital habitats for migrating birds, they are<br />
great absorbers of pollution and they<br />
provide flood protection. But when did you<br />
last read a story about wetlands in the<br />
press? lt would seem sensible that we do<br />
not over focus our efforts on climate<br />
change and neglect the rest of the<br />
problems the environment is facing. ls<br />
climate change worth worrying about? Yes,<br />
but we must not ignore other environmental<br />
issues as a result and one should<br />
remember that the scientists' predictions<br />
are far from perfect.<br />
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and is a Research Fellow in the School of<br />
Geography.<br />
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Thank you Stephen<br />
We bring you the news that our Project<br />
Worker for Publications, Fundraising and<br />
Membership Development, StePhen<br />
Matthews came to the end of his contract<br />
with SCM in November. SCM's Project<br />
Workers are employed on a two year basis,<br />
to ensure fresh energy and new ideas.<br />
Stephen began working for SCM just<br />
before the 1997 Annual Conference and in<br />
his time here became a familiar and<br />
friendly face at all of our events. He was an<br />
excellent fundraiser (a dull but essential<br />
job) and gifted in the art of persuasion, he<br />
made more people part with their cash than<br />
anyone before him! He is now headed for<br />
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everyone seemed to know what these were<br />
at the start of the conference, but I hope<br />
that they felt they'd learnt something about<br />
it by the time they left! Not unsurprisingly<br />
then the weekend focused a lot on<br />
persecution, but I left feeling hopeful about<br />
Christianity in the next century, having learnt<br />
that the Beatitudes tend to focus on<br />
reversal and that things don't always have to<br />
stay the way they are.<br />
We had three very powerful speeches,<br />
particularly profound was Chris Kitch's<br />
account of her own time as a 'bag-lady' and<br />
her experience of'reversal. I think we all<br />
learnt something from her, if nothing else to<br />
listen with our hearts.<br />
The workshops were good too, I wasn't<br />
able to sample them all but I can say that I<br />
had fun with the drama and I believe the<br />
general consensus was thumbs up. The<br />
weekend was nicely rounded off with SCM<br />
joining in with the service of the United<br />
Reformed Church, where we were staying.<br />
Not only was it nice to be able to take part<br />
in their service and spread something of the<br />
message of what SCM is and what we do,<br />
but it was also good that we were able to<br />
SCM staff and conference speakers (l-r: Stephen Matthews, Nick Bradbury' Chris Kitch'<br />
Carrie Styles, Mary Alfonse, Ellie Mensingh)<br />
give something by contributing pieces from<br />
our various workshops.<br />
We also had Kopanang, a fab band, on<br />
the Saturday night, which nicely mixed<br />
entertainment with the telling of a message'<br />
And spread throughout the weekend,<br />
worship from Cambridge, Lincoln and Leeds<br />
and group activities.<br />
Overall I think the last SCM conference<br />
of the century went out with a bang! I really<br />
enjoyed being part of the planning team and<br />
I hope that all those who attended enjoyed<br />
it as much as me. We can now look forward<br />
to a new millennium and whatever SCM<br />
conferences that will bring us!<br />
(ELSIE RILEY)<br />
SEE ALSO PAGE 4: creative writing and art<br />
from the conference.<br />
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The Taize Experience!<br />
Get your dlaries out now and make<br />
sure you remember to keep the flrst<br />
weekend of March free! The organlsers of<br />
the Ecumenical Gatherlng 2OOO (SCM,<br />
CSC and Methsoc and St Alphege's<br />
Church ln Solihul) are lnviting you to a<br />
weekend's taste of Talze ln the charmlng<br />
city of Blrmingham. To make the flavour<br />
of the weekend more authentic, the event<br />
wlll be led by Brother Paulo, a welFknown<br />
member of the Talze community.<br />
There wlll be plenty of chances to<br />
partlclpate in the beautlful Taize style of<br />
worshlp, as part of a large group of young<br />
people. As well as the worship, you'll be<br />
able to find out more about what the<br />
Taize communlty is and what lt stands for,<br />
Various workshops will offer you the<br />
possibility of exploring themes about<br />
whlch Taize is concelned, such as peace<br />
and reconclllatlon. Booklng forms wlll<br />
soon be avallable from the SGM offlce.<br />
coming up: Ecumenical meeting<br />
2000. BrRlrrrucHnm, 3Ro - SrH<br />
Mnncn 2000.<br />
Child soldiers<br />
Stuart Ullathorne of<br />
Pax Christi writes:<br />
Since January 1982<br />
no less than ninety<br />
two 16 and L7 year<br />
olds have died<br />
during service.<br />
Britain has the<br />
lowest (equal)<br />
minimum age of recruitment, the largest<br />
recruitment of under 18s into the armed<br />
forces, and the lowest age of deployment.<br />
On 10th November the Coalition handed<br />
in a 6O 000 strong petition to the Prime<br />
Minister which strongly urged him to<br />
support the introduction of an Optional<br />
Protocol to the UN Convention On The<br />
Rlghts Of The Child. This would raise the<br />
minimum age of recruitment and<br />
participation in the British Armed Forces to<br />
18 years of age.<br />
Ethnic minorities and young people who<br />
are economically deprived are often the<br />
focus of recruitment campaigns, as it is<br />
assumed that possibilities for further<br />
education and good employment will not be<br />
available to them elsewhere.<br />
However, the question should be asked:<br />
is the recruitment of young people into the<br />
armed forces a suitable means of<br />
compensating for their lack of<br />
opportunities?<br />
For more information on the issue p/ease<br />
contact Pax Christi. t: 0787 203 4884 or e:<br />
p axc h r isti@ gn. a p c. o rg.<br />
Cockney Catholic Workers?<br />
A group of people in London are<br />
thinking about the possibility of beginning a<br />
Catholic Worker community. There are<br />
already groups in Liverpool, Glasgow and<br />
Oxford. The Catholic Worker movement is<br />
committed to actions of resistance and<br />
hospitality and emerged from 1930s<br />
depression in the USA.<br />
A group of people have been meeting<br />
once of a month to discuss the possibilities.<br />
It is most likely to be in east London. Fr<br />
Martin Newell said: "At this stage there are<br />
lots of if and bits and maybes. We are just<br />
drawing people together." lf you are<br />
interested in living in a radical intentional<br />
community, contact Martin Newell on 0171<br />
4764L29. Spread the word...<br />
Summer challenge<br />
Doug Hemin! of World Vision writes;<br />
ln her recent article Beki Bateson explored<br />
the complex issues which Palestinian<br />
Christians face in the West Bank and Gaza<br />
Strip ('Surface Tension', M103). Most<br />
tourists to the Holy Land tend to be<br />
cocooned away from the harsher realities<br />
which these 'Living Stones' of the<br />
Palestinian Church now face. Beki's<br />
challenge to readers was to look under the<br />
surface of this beautiful land from beyond<br />
the comfort of air conditioned coaches.<br />
Here in the Church Relations<br />
Department at World Vision UK we have<br />
been sending teams of Christian students<br />
to the West Bank for some years now. We<br />
offer UK students the chance to visit some<br />
of the communities most affected by the<br />
lsraeli Occupation. World Vision works in<br />
these areas as part of its wider<br />
commitment to the issues of justice and<br />
reconciliation world wide.<br />
The Student Challenge Programme is<br />
run over the summer break for a period of<br />
five weeks which include an initial week of<br />
orientation with local Church leaders,<br />
human rights lawyers and development<br />
experts. The teams take part in various<br />
educational and research projects which<br />
contribute to the longer term work of World<br />
Vision in the Holy Land.<br />
For more information about these teams<br />
p/ease contact Doug Heming at: 599<br />
Avebury Boulevard, Milton Keynes Central<br />
Milton Keynes, MKg 3PG.<br />
O r e-mail : Dou g.He m i ng@worldvisi on.org. u k<br />
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The Cairns Network is an "international<br />
network of people whose spiritual way<br />
involves: being committed to the earth;<br />
wrestling with faith; daring to contemplate;<br />
being creative." They have just published a<br />
32 page booklet called By Heartfor the<br />
Millennium. Further details from available<br />
from 0114 243 Ll82 or cottercairns@<br />
compuserve.com.<br />
The Lesbian and Gay Christian <strong>Movement</strong><br />
has launched a website at http://members.<br />
aol.com/gcm. lt features information about<br />
the organisation and an archive of articles<br />
on gay and lesbian issues.<br />
Spotted in the Guardian letters page<br />
(25/9/99) in response to a piece earlier in<br />
the week about 'hard partying missionaries<br />
who turn pub chats into moral debates<br />
about masturbation and home-taping':<br />
"All the views could have come straight<br />
out of the 1950s. Christians who don't<br />
want to get caught up in the CU right-wing<br />
anti-intellectual bigotry can still do what<br />
those of us who were pursued and prayed<br />
for did then. Join the Student Christian<br />
<strong>Movement</strong>, which is still very much alive<br />
and as intellectually robust as ever.<br />
Dr Jack Priestley, Exeter."<br />
WSCF-Europe's Regiona/ Asse m bly took<br />
place in ltaly at the end of November.<br />
Outgoing Chairperson Eilidh Whiteford and<br />
former <strong>Movement</strong> co/umnlst was<br />
bombarded with gifts from well-wishers.<br />
The new European Retional Committee,<br />
who are responslb/e for the next two years'<br />
program, was e/ected and it includes Kate<br />
Wilson of British SCM.<br />
WSCF-Europe is working on a series of<br />
international and ecumenical projects and<br />
events, details of these can be found on<br />
SCM's website when they are announced.<br />
National Fairtrade Fortnight is running from<br />
6-19th March 2000 and is being used as a<br />
focus to promote fairly traded goods. There<br />
are already 75 products that have earned<br />
the Fairtrade Mark. To complement<br />
Caf6direct coffee and others, a chocolate<br />
called Divine has been launched ("Heavenly<br />
milk chocolate with a heart").
Some creative hightights from SCM's recent conference on the beatitudes.<br />
Creme de la creativity<br />
Blessed are the rich<br />
The creative writing workshop explored the gap between the claims and the reality of the<br />
church. Here are some 'anti-beatitudes' by David Anderson.<br />
* Blessed are the rich for their taxes will be cut to encoura$e enterprise.<br />
* Blessed are those with transferable skills, for they need not fear chan$e.<br />
* Blessed are the poor, for they shall be the subject of award-winning<br />
documentaries.<br />
* Blessed are the revolutionaries, for their portraits shall decorate student bedrooms.<br />
* Blessed are those who believe advertisements, for they shall always have<br />
something new to dream of.<br />
* Blessed are the pure in body, for they will all have bought the latest product'<br />
* Blessed are the ironists, for we need never commit ourselves to anything.<br />
* Blessed are the realists, for they will ensure that nothing changes.<br />
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People from the music workshop sing with Kopanang<br />
Banners by Cathy Clarke, bottom one made duringthe conference.<br />
Words from the beatitudes being rearranged.<br />
Collage poem<br />
by rearranging the words of the beatitudes<br />
(Matthew 5: 3-10, NIV).<br />
Who are the blessed?<br />
Who is the God of the persecuted?<br />
Who are the kingdom?<br />
Are their sons blessed?<br />
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Manifesto<br />
The following was written last summer in<br />
response to some of the wilder claims I<br />
have heard from some evangelist types<br />
during my time at university. A small survey<br />
among friends sugElested that mY<br />
experience was not unique, since most of<br />
the people I showed it to could relate to it. lt<br />
has even been described as 'therapeutic''<br />
"l do declare myself to be in twenty-four<br />
hour communion with God being one of His<br />
chosen ones (and it is to be remembered<br />
that we do not choose God but He chooses<br />
us) after my death my body shall not<br />
corrupt and my corpse shall give off a floral<br />
odour and I do also declare that my<br />
understanding of faith is the only true<br />
understanding and that anyone who differs<br />
from that which I proclaim is mistaken and<br />
their faith is not the true faith and<br />
furthermore The Bible shall be the one and<br />
only absolute source of all knowledge the<br />
very words written there having been<br />
dictated by God Himself (and all objections<br />
raised on grounds of difficulty of translation<br />
or that the original scriptures no longer exist<br />
shall be dismissed on the grounds that<br />
such objections are based on intellectual<br />
reasoning and should therefore form no<br />
part of any religious discussion) My<br />
Statement of faith is embodied in the<br />
KikYoo ten-point doctrine and no other<br />
creed (for after all shall not a group of '60s<br />
students have greater wisdom than any Sth<br />
century Bishops)? none of my words or<br />
actions may be subjected to valid criticism<br />
since I refuse to accept that anything I say<br />
or do intending well could cause anything<br />
but good (and I therefore have an absolute<br />
right to state my opinion of anyone else's<br />
words actions or beliefs and to act on<br />
anyone else's behalf if I consider it right to<br />
do so) and any criticism of such words or<br />
actions shall not deter me for those<br />
subjected to persecution shall be<br />
considered blessed."<br />
(CATHERINE CARFOOT)<br />
Piece not from workshop.<br />
After the earth will they mourn for it?<br />
Because they thirst God,<br />
[and] hunger in their heart for heaven,<br />
they will be filled.<br />
(COLLECTIVE EFFORT)<br />
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some with ten people. All of them had any<br />
of a number of diagnoses: schizophrenia, bipolar<br />
disorders, borderline personality<br />
disorders, epilepsy, depression, dissociative<br />
identity disorders (formerly multiple<br />
personality disordeO. They varied from low<br />
to high functioning, learning life skills, job<br />
ski I ls,' how-to-f u n ction-i n-society' ski I ls, etc.<br />
And despite the support of the mental<br />
health care 'system', they always needed<br />
more.<br />
We could never meet their spiritual<br />
needs, never able to answer why it is they<br />
came out the way they did, and what place<br />
God had in their lives. We were actually<br />
prevented from doing so. Any religious<br />
questions or interest they expressed meant<br />
an immediate referral to a local church. This<br />
was done to protect them from the personal<br />
beliefs of any staff, but still, I always felt<br />
that we were never able to connect with<br />
these people, whose lives clearly needed<br />
some kind of solid foundation, other than<br />
therapy and pharmaceutical medication.<br />
Mental illness is contagious. lf you don't<br />
have good boundaries, you can easily get<br />
seduced by the despair that many of these<br />
people face in having minds and psyches<br />
that don't work the way most minds work.<br />
For this reason, we had a fairly high<br />
turnover in our staffing. There was an<br />
understanding among my co-workers that<br />
few people could deal with doing this kind<br />
of work for much more than three to four<br />
years. I was in my fifth year of this work<br />
when I had my first bout of active<br />
depression, in the form of 'post traumatic<br />
stress disorder'. I think I learned at that<br />
point how vulnerable I could be, something I<br />
hadn't even considered before. I was always<br />
popular, had good grades, and was active in<br />
my community. But when I collapsed from<br />
the pressure of my work, I realised that<br />
anyane could have a seemingly normal life,<br />
and secretly be harbouring an inner world of<br />
deep anxiety and pain.<br />
A boy and his brain<br />
Rrcr GnnnNo<br />
At first I treated my condition as an<br />
illness, something I could confront, treat<br />
and leave behind me. But as I explored my<br />
past through counselling and with friends, I<br />
began to realise that what happened to me<br />
wasn't simply based on pressure from work.<br />
It was, rather, an extreme example of a<br />
pattern I had been living for most of my life.<br />
This was not an illness that I could 'defeat'.<br />
This was a chronic condition that I had to<br />
live with. I don't know if it is possible to<br />
explain to you what this<br />
means, exactly. I had to<br />
accept the fact that my<br />
emotions do not<br />
function the way others<br />
do. I had to become<br />
accustomed to overreactions<br />
and<br />
misplaced feelings and<br />
extreme highs and<br />
lows. As a man, I had<br />
been taught that these<br />
things were signs of weakness. As a<br />
Christian, I had been taught to listen to the<br />
voices of passion and compassion. As a<br />
student of political and social analysis, I had<br />
to develop a relationship between my heart<br />
and my head, and have my feelings inform<br />
my thoughts, and vice versa. How could I<br />
trust myself anymore? How could I be<br />
responsible, if I couldn't trust my<br />
responses? The only conclusion I was able<br />
to reach was to be as honest as I could be<br />
about my world, and share that with my<br />
friends and family. Honesty is a key to<br />
dealing with all this, and although I am not<br />
sure whythis is, I have certainly seen it<br />
prove to be my best self-support.<br />
I am sure this must seem somewhat<br />
opportunistic, using this column to testify<br />
about my life experience. I did not initially<br />
plan to focus on my own story as I have, but<br />
I think people need to have a better grasp<br />
on this condition in determining how it fits in<br />
to our overall analysis of the world we are<br />
trying to save. Depression is debilitating to<br />
millions of people around the world, as are<br />
other mental illnesses. lt keeps people from<br />
realising their potential, and often expresses<br />
itself in the form of self abuse and suicide.<br />
This is a rapidly growing illness in a world<br />
that has lost its sense of meaning, its<br />
spiritual centre, and its belief in our<br />
traditional institutions, and hope for the<br />
future. Depression is a serious symptom of<br />
our central issues in the Student Christian<br />
<strong>Movement</strong>.<br />
I do not believe for a minute, however,<br />
that it is anything that can defeat us in the<br />
work we do. ln my study of liberation<br />
Mental ittness is contagious.<br />
lf you don't have good<br />
boundaries, you can easity<br />
get seduced by the despair<br />
that other peopte face.<br />
theology, I have learned that the forces that<br />
oppress us are weaker than we are because<br />
they interpret their strength in money,<br />
muscle and political might. And it is the<br />
study of these powers that is the key to their<br />
failure. ln the case of depression, it is no<br />
different.<br />
I use the illness as a lens through which<br />
I can look at the world. Just as I interpret<br />
the world differently as white, as male, as<br />
gay, and as middle class, I interpret it as<br />
someone who has depression. I also accept<br />
that mental illness is a social construction<br />
that will have ownership of me, unless I<br />
have ownership of it. lt is still a struggle, but<br />
facing struggle is one of those things that<br />
we SCMers do. And it is the way that we<br />
address issues that is our real message to<br />
the world.<br />
lf you are a reader, you could be a writQr,,.<br />
mOVement is always interested in new ideas.<br />
Fancy doing a review? Having a rant? Generating ideas?<br />
lf so, please get in touch - see address on page one.<br />
movement 5
Richard Holloway on the government's attempts to embrace the market economy<br />
and combat poverty. Can weatth creation reatty be for the benefit of the majority?<br />
And do we need to find new ways to talk about inequatity and social intergration?<br />
RED<br />
,<br />
MUD<br />
or slD 7 o<br />
NE OF THE MOST SEARCHING<br />
diagnosticians of the human<br />
condition was Karl Marx. Dr Marx<br />
was a lousy therapist, but his<br />
diagnosis of human social pathology is still<br />
powerful and searching. He understood how<br />
political economies functioned, so his<br />
analysis is a good place to start thinking<br />
about the effect of global capitalism on the<br />
human community. His main insights, like<br />
most brilliant perceptions, once you get hold<br />
of them, are startlingly simPle.<br />
The central claim is that power always<br />
justifies itself, not necessarily by brute force,<br />
though it is rarely reluctant to do that, but<br />
by theories or ideas. That is why the ruling<br />
ideas in any era always justify the position<br />
of the ruling class - they are always used to<br />
legitimate the way things are done by the<br />
people in charge. lt is important to<br />
understand that this is not necessarily an<br />
accusatory insight, though it is a critical<br />
one. A moment's thought will show how<br />
obvious and necessary it is for any<br />
institution to be able to justify itself to itself,<br />
if it is to continue to operate effectively and<br />
not paralyse itself into critical gridlock. The<br />
importance of the Marxist insight is that, by<br />
helping us to understand how institutions<br />
work, it puts us in a better position to strive<br />
for their improvement, or, where necessary,<br />
their complete transformation. The main<br />
point I want to make is that people who are<br />
doing well out of a system rarely call for its<br />
reform. That is certainly how Kenneth<br />
Galbraith understands global capitalism<br />
today.<br />
ln his book, The Good Society, he writes:<br />
'There is the inescapable fact that the<br />
modern market economy accords wealth<br />
and distributes income in a highly unequal,<br />
socially adverse and also functionally<br />
damaging fashion'. Galbraith knows better<br />
than most how good the market economy is<br />
at generating wealth, but he is concerned at<br />
the way those who benefit from the system<br />
refuse to address the damaging effects it<br />
has on the most vulnerable members of<br />
society. Few people today argue for the<br />
complete abolition of the capitalist system.<br />
lncreasingly, however, they are calling for a<br />
candid acknowledgement of its failures. 'We<br />
created the thing', they say, 'so why can't we<br />
learn to modify or correct it?' And we have<br />
started to do this in certain areas. We have<br />
learnt about the cost to the planet of<br />
unregulated industrial activity, so we no<br />
longer tolerate businesses that pollute our<br />
rivers and destroy the quality of the air we<br />
breathe. So far, however, we are uncertain<br />
about how to respond to the effects of the<br />
global market economy on the human<br />
environment. We could make a start by<br />
acknowledging that the system that has<br />
made most people in this country more<br />
prosperous has plunged a significant<br />
proportion of our fellow citizens into poverty<br />
and despair.<br />
One of the undisputed facts of the<br />
history of human industry is that change in<br />
the methods of production always has a<br />
disproportionate impact upon the most<br />
vulnerable in society. History, like nature,<br />
seems to be indifferent to the pain it causes<br />
the weak. Think of the way the industrial<br />
revolution chewed up and spat out<br />
generations of the poor, before we learned<br />
how to protect them from its worst<br />
depredations. The paradox of our time is<br />
that it is the death of heavy industry that is<br />
now devastating the poor. Much of this is<br />
J.K. Galbraith has argued that wealth is<br />
distributed in socially damaging ways.<br />
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the consequence of global economic<br />
changes. Heavy industry has been replaced<br />
by the knowledge economy, and we are only<br />
now trying to catch up with its<br />
consequential impact upon the poor and illeducated.<br />
And, as if that were not enough,<br />
social change has combined with the<br />
economic revolution to destroy the cultural<br />
cohesion of the most vulnerable sections of<br />
our society.<br />
History, like<br />
nature, seems to<br />
be indifferent<br />
to the pain it<br />
causes the weak<br />
When the cultural revolutions of the<br />
sixties met and married the economic<br />
revolution of the eighties, there was created<br />
a potent instrument of social change that<br />
has transformed the social landscape of<br />
Britain, and its most devastating impact has<br />
been upon young, ill-educated workless<br />
males. The institutions that once gave them<br />
a motive for responsible living, such as<br />
holding down a tough, demanding job with<br />
its own culture and honour, and presiding,<br />
however clumsily, within a marriage and<br />
family that was the primary context for the<br />
nurture and socialising of children, have<br />
largely disappeared, and with them the<br />
main ways the human community<br />
traditionally disciplined and integrated what<br />
the Prayer Book calls, 'the unruly wills and<br />
affections of sinful men'. This shattering of<br />
the structures that once gave the poor<br />
significance and purpose has created a<br />
breeding ground for despair and alienation.<br />
Whenever I refer to these facts at the<br />
dinner tables of Edinburgh someone<br />
inevitably points out that no one in Britain is<br />
starving today, because absolute poverty<br />
has been eradicated. That may be true, but<br />
minority poverty has a peculiar cruelty of its<br />
own. When most people were poor, there
ti<br />
nonsense<br />
enjoyed. lt has occurred to the new Left that<br />
this engine of the market, steered carefully,<br />
might be used to drive towards a more fair<br />
and equal society. So, with brilliant<br />
effrontery, they have united the two ideas<br />
together in Holy Matrimony. lt's as though<br />
the Left wing daughter of the shop steward<br />
at the Mill, fresh from the London School of<br />
Economics, and determined to do<br />
something about life in the Valley for her<br />
people, has married the owner's son, a nice<br />
lad, good at making money, a bit challenged<br />
intellectually, but mesmerised by the charm<br />
and cleverness of his unexpected bride.<br />
was a camaraderie and cultural cohesion in<br />
belonging to the working class that gave<br />
them a strength and pride that transcended<br />
the structures that excluded them. But in a<br />
society where most people are prosperous,<br />
and the poor are a minority whose culture<br />
has disintegrated, the pain and anger they<br />
feel is heightened.<br />
It is the mark of a humane and civilised<br />
society to acknowledge this pain and try to<br />
tackle the factors that produce it, though<br />
generations are always sacrificed while we<br />
learn to make the necessary adjustments to<br />
the great engine of change that drives its<br />
way through time. Because the Government<br />
has acknowledged that the endurance of<br />
poverty in a prosperous society is a scandal,<br />
we are currently embarked upon an<br />
ambitious programme to tackle the tragedy<br />
created by the revolutions of our time.<br />
We have acknowledged that the system<br />
that benefits most of us has had the<br />
unintended effect of excluding many of our<br />
fellow citizens, so we have to learn to<br />
correct that tragic imbalance. The<br />
paradoxical thing about the Government's<br />
The Government's programme to end<br />
poverty and social exclusion no longer<br />
conforms to the otd prescriptions.<br />
determination to end poverty and social<br />
exclusion is that the programme of change<br />
no longer conforms to the old prescriptions<br />
of the Left, though it is clearly prompted by<br />
the Left's traditional passion for a more<br />
equal society. lt has been argued that the<br />
Left won the ethical or cultural argument in<br />
Britain, but that the Right won the economic<br />
argument. lt is claimed that the market<br />
economy is the best instrument for the<br />
creation of prosperous societies, even<br />
though the prosperity is not universally<br />
II PEOPTE OF OOOD WILL<br />
must pray that the project will<br />
succeed in bettering the lot of the<br />
excluded. So the intention behind<br />
the Government's anti-poverty campaign<br />
has to be commended, but that does not<br />
mean that we should refrain from critical<br />
analysis of the methods used, nor that we<br />
should retire Dr Marx because we have<br />
nothing left to learn from him. His central<br />
diagnostic insight is still helpful, though we<br />
may have to apply it in a subtler way. The<br />
domination system is more likely to be<br />
spiritual today; we are more likely to be<br />
imposing a moral or cultural agenda on the<br />
poor, because we are convinced that we<br />
know what is good for them.<br />
There is some evidence that the<br />
Government is in the grip of this kind of<br />
thinking; in current social administration<br />
jargon, they have been seduced by SlD. SID<br />
is one of three types of discourse that are<br />
applied to the whole area of poverty and<br />
social exclusion. The three are RED, MUD<br />
and SlD. RED is what is called a<br />
redistribution discourse, because it believes<br />
that there can be no permanent bettering of<br />
the poor without significant elements of<br />
redistribution. MUD is a moralising<br />
discourse that blames the poor for their own<br />
pathologies. SID is a social integration<br />
discourse, which believes all problems will<br />
be solved if we get people back into work.<br />
There is little doubt that the Government<br />
has recruited SID in its campaign to<br />
eradicate poverty in this country. Can he do<br />
it on his own without RED? That is the<br />
question./{t-<br />
Richard Holloway is the BishoP of<br />
Edinburgh and Primus of the Scottish<br />
Episcopal Church. He has written several<br />
well-regarded and provocative books, the<br />
latest being Godless Morality: Keeping,<br />
Religion Out of Ethics has been published<br />
by Canongate.<br />
movement 7
Tim Woodcock meets Dave Andrews, an Austratian ideatist and author of Christi-<br />
Anarchy. Here he tatks about tiving a spirituatity without hierarchies.<br />
Accfdental lffe<br />
of an anarchfst<br />
rv:AxonewstsADnEAilER.<br />
Perhaps the biggest dreamer I<br />
have ever met - and, no, that<br />
isn't meant pejoratively.<br />
Mordja Amari Boradja. lt is an Aboriginal<br />
saying that he invokes: those who lose their<br />
dreaming are lost. Andrews talks about<br />
compassion and inclusiveness and<br />
community, fully aware of how fanciful and<br />
abstract it can sound, yet unlike so many<br />
others, he did not leave such ideas behind<br />
in the 1960s. Dave Andrews has a fount of<br />
quirky anecdotes that demonstrate dreams<br />
can impinge on reality.<br />
For ten years Dave and his wife, Ange,<br />
lived in Delhi, where they set up an open<br />
house for disillusioned travellers. lt became<br />
'against<br />
the home for hundreds. After the murder of<br />
Mrs Gandhi by her Sikh bodyguards, and the<br />
ensuing backlash, he organised sanctuaries<br />
that offered to the Sikhs. Back in Australia<br />
he gained notoriety in the seventies for<br />
almost starting a riot, when he and a friend<br />
stood in a shopping mall handing out $2<br />
notes (their own hard earned<br />
cash) as a protest against<br />
greed.<br />
More recently he has<br />
moved away from grand<br />
gestures and grand standing.<br />
He is based in inner-city<br />
Brisbane, which is a bustling,<br />
cosmopolitan yet violent<br />
place. He is involved with the<br />
Waiters' Union - about thirty<br />
households committed to<br />
'waiting' on people, working<br />
towards community. "ln spite<br />
of our illusions we are only<br />
little people. lf we ever do<br />
great things it is an<br />
accumulation of a lot of little<br />
things. We need to get back<br />
to discovering our littleness.<br />
We need to do little things<br />
with a lot of love and integrity<br />
and dignity - I'd encourage<br />
people to be far less<br />
grandiose."<br />
Andrews has always been a<br />
movement 8<br />
'Christ'<br />
a saY<br />
aod to<br />
as srcn<br />
dissenter. He soon noticed the disparity<br />
between the church's actions and its claims<br />
and spent his teenage years sermonising<br />
and sniping. "lt was only when I got to the<br />
a1e of 20,l realised it was a pretty selfindulgent<br />
response just to lash people. I<br />
came to the conclusion that I if thought<br />
" l came to the conctusion<br />
that I if thought things<br />
needed to change, then<br />
I needed to change. "<br />
things needed to change, then I needed to<br />
change. For the whole of my life, since I was<br />
20, that is the journey I have been on: to<br />
develop an alternative rather than sit back<br />
and take cheap pot-shots..."<br />
The 'alternative' has led to Andrews<br />
identifying a vital but submerged tradition,<br />
what he calls Christi-Anarchy. lt is an idea<br />
explored by Jacques Ellul, the French<br />
sociologist, who calls it 'Tradition X'. He<br />
identifies Ellul as a fellow pilgrim, and<br />
name-checks him along with along with<br />
Dorothy Day, founder of Catholic Worker<br />
movement and 17th century digger Gerrard<br />
Winstanley. Andrews argues that we need to<br />
discount Christianity as a religion,<br />
but still try to remain true to<br />
Christ's teachings. "l want to<br />
replace the ideology with a<br />
sensibility. We need to<br />
reconstruct the idea of what it<br />
means to follow Christ."<br />
This new paradigm demands a<br />
thorough critique of structures,<br />
and this easy-going Australian<br />
becomes unusually didactic<br />
when he starts talking about<br />
church structures: "The<br />
leadership structures in<br />
Christian organisations are<br />
totally contradictory to what<br />
Christ was all about. Jesus<br />
was quite explicit. He said<br />
to his disciples, 'With the<br />
pagans their bosses rule it<br />
grouPs
q<br />
all over them. lt shall not be so amongst<br />
you'. He explicitly forbade it."<br />
"We've negotiated with the local<br />
Anglican Church lin Brisbanel to take over<br />
the evening service and to make it a space<br />
for the most distressed and disadvantaged<br />
people in our neighbourhood. So they not<br />
only attend but they control it. Anybody can<br />
speak. Anyone can lead the service.<br />
"There's an open invitation - people<br />
volunteer, then the organiser, if they have<br />
never done it before, will help them do it.<br />
We have people who actually live on the<br />
streets who check themselves into<br />
psychiatric institutions to get on medication<br />
so they can have a greater degree of<br />
stability. They go to a library, plan their<br />
sermon, come and preach it, and check<br />
themselves back out of hospital and go<br />
back on the streets. Now I don't know of any<br />
other church in the world that does that.<br />
"lt is a place where, for us, the good<br />
news is not only the content but the<br />
process. The good news for the poor is not<br />
that the rich telling them the that Christ is<br />
good news for them, but the poor have<br />
access to Christ for themselves. They are<br />
not just an audience."<br />
Such stories should makes those groups<br />
who claim to be inclusive - be it New<br />
Labour or SCM - reassess that fashionable<br />
claim. To truly empower people and to be<br />
authentically inclusive is a terrifying<br />
prospect: it th reatens trad ition, cliq u ish ness<br />
and orthodoxy.<br />
HAI ANDREWS ADVOCATES IS<br />
not a simply anarchy-with-aspiritual-twist,<br />
or a hippy vibe, or<br />
even a progressive'world ethic'.<br />
ln a throwaway epigram, Andrews says: "The<br />
longer I live, the less and less I believe. The<br />
little I believe in, I believe in more and<br />
more." There is an absolutism that jars, an<br />
seemingly unshakable faith in "who God<br />
revealed himself to be in Jesus."<br />
Many people have tried to pinpoint the<br />
moment when Christianity all went wrong -<br />
was it when Christ's teaching was<br />
Hellenised by Paul or embraced by Emperor<br />
Constantine? l\4aybe so, but we can't shift<br />
the blame in this way, says Andrews. Even if<br />
we inherit a corrupted Christianity, it doesn't<br />
" People who live on the streets go<br />
to a [ibrary, ptan their sermon,<br />
come and preach it, and go back on<br />
the streets. "<br />
mean we can't recover the essence of the<br />
gospel. We are responsible for doing that<br />
here and now - Christ's life is still relevant,<br />
his teachings are still compelling.<br />
To illustrate this he mentions the use of<br />
role-play in community disputes: "lf we [the<br />
Waiters' Unionl are working with people that<br />
are in a conflictual relationship we'll<br />
encourage them to role-play different ways<br />
of dealing with that conflict. Sometimes they<br />
come up with ways that are really quite<br />
creative - crossing boundaries of enmity,<br />
relating to<br />
the enemies<br />
as friends.<br />
They'll try<br />
that, and<br />
we'll say after<br />
they've done<br />
it: 'lt worked<br />
didn't it?'<br />
And they'll<br />
say, 'Yeah it did.' 'lt's very interesting that<br />
what you've found is a productive way of<br />
solving a problem which is quite consistent<br />
with the kind of approach Jesus<br />
advocated."'<br />
Or similarly, he remembers being<br />
involved with a group who were going to be<br />
driven out of the slums by the city councils'<br />
bulldozers. "They said to me, 'What do think<br />
Jesus would do?' Do you know anything in<br />
the Bible about how to deal with bulldozers?<br />
I don't. And then I remembered that parable<br />
that Jesus told about a I'il lady and the big<br />
ole judge. She kept on hassling him until he<br />
gave her what she wanted. I told them that<br />
story and said, 'Does that mean anything to<br />
you?' ('cos I didn't say it had to mean<br />
anylhing). They said 'We feel like we are<br />
little people. Maybe we can do what the li'l<br />
old lady did,' and they devised a scheme to<br />
harass the council until they relented."<br />
Andrews' methods are Christ-centred, not<br />
because of an evangelical guilt-trip or need<br />
to prove himself orthodox, but because he<br />
finds them the most effective way to<br />
improve relationships between people.<br />
A key ldea in Andrews' Christi-Anarchy<br />
(Lion, 1999) is that we must abandon a<br />
closed-set conception of following Christ -<br />
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Lllr'<br />
that which defines a Christian, through<br />
either beliefs or behaviour, with 'in' and 'out'<br />
clearly demarcated. He suggests an 'open<br />
set' perspective with fluid boundaries -<br />
becoming more like Christ is the only factor.<br />
ln this new model, conversion still has a<br />
place: "turning towards Christ, whether we<br />
know him by name or not, beginningto<br />
judge our lives, for ourselves in the light of<br />
his love... We can move beyond the<br />
scriptures, creeds, rites, rituals, ceremonies,<br />
and even religions that divide us."<br />
This is not a concession to a complex<br />
and post-modern world (although it deals<br />
with that admirably), but the open set is<br />
drawn from the gospels. Following Christ<br />
does not mean the same thing to all people<br />
- one person is expected to leave home,<br />
and other expected to go home; one told to<br />
sell all his wealth and give it to the poor and<br />
another only half. There are not fixed<br />
standards, but "variations on a common<br />
theme."<br />
Andrews' maverick views and<br />
provocative stances have, inevitably, landed<br />
him in trouble. 'At the moment I've been<br />
called to give account of my theolo$/ at the<br />
local Baptist Theologian College. They said I<br />
could only continue to teach theology if<br />
another member of staff was in the room,<br />
monitoring what I said." His response to this<br />
threat was charmingly unconventional - "l<br />
invited that person to contribute to the<br />
class. Then I invited the staff who were<br />
critical round to my house for a meal, and<br />
took them round the community." By<br />
refusing to play victim, and by exposing his<br />
whole life, it undermined the accusations.<br />
History has shown Christianity to have a<br />
dark side: the lnquisition, colonialism and<br />
wars have all been justified by claiming it is<br />
o c<br />
rl<br />
l v<br />
lrt<br />
What's your favourite possession?<br />
My books.<br />
What are you reading at the moment?<br />
Myth of the Millennium byTom Wright.<br />
Whats yourfavourite film/ play?<br />
Life of Brian.<br />
How do you relax?<br />
Play and listen to music. Write and read a lot.<br />
Tennis.<br />
li<br />
What's your favourite journey?<br />
To the foothills of the Himalayas.<br />
God's will. More significantly, those<br />
tendencies can be found in regular<br />
churches: using orthodoxy as a way of<br />
bullying, using leadership as a way of<br />
controlling people. These things cannot be<br />
brushed away as aberrations, argues<br />
Andrews, they are in fact true indicators of<br />
the nature of Christianity.<br />
So Dave Andrews sets off on a lonely<br />
and hazardous route, trying follow Christ but<br />
What do you like most about yourself?<br />
l'm gutsy.<br />
What do you dislike about yourself?<br />
I'm shy.<br />
What's your favourite word?<br />
Hope.<br />
lf you could be someone else who would it be?<br />
Gandhi.<br />
When did you last cry?<br />
Today.<br />
What are you scared of?<br />
Failure.<br />
Describe a recuning dream that you have.<br />
Flying...<br />
What do you never miss on TV?<br />
Premier League.<br />
What music do you listen to most?<br />
Van Morrison.<br />
What pet hates do you have?<br />
Burmese cat.<br />
What would your motto for living be?<br />
Macsicca! Make sure!<br />
without imperial Christianity. He is not the<br />
first to do it of course. This way predates<br />
Christianity... and, you can only dream, but it<br />
might out-live lt too. f4-<br />
Tim Woodcock is the editor of <strong>Movement</strong><br />
and is a student at the Scottish Centre for<br />
Journalism Studies.<br />
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graduate, and a sinking sensation. I'd been<br />
a student for so long, I wasn't sure I knew<br />
how to do anything else. No more discounts,<br />
no more lying in bed all day, no more union<br />
prices. A proper job'loomed - lcould smell<br />
office coffee, nine to five hours, a<br />
mortgage...<br />
I'm not the non-student I dreaded<br />
becoming. Two weeks before the start of a<br />
new term, - they don't have terms in the<br />
real world, do they? Except in schools - |<br />
had a phonecall from the post-graduate<br />
course I'd applied for, way back when. There<br />
was a space. Would I like it? Would I ever!<br />
Up until I had that call, it hadn't occurred<br />
to me how terrifying the 'world after college'<br />
can be. Most of my friends are out there<br />
now, working in Somerfield to fund their<br />
MAs, or trying to break in to the graduate<br />
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job market. lt's a big adjustment to make,<br />
and some people never manage it. The<br />
world of university is a bubble, a little<br />
sphere of safety and rules, populated largely<br />
by people of your own age. The rest of the<br />
world doesn't have an Equal Opportunities<br />
policy, or free internet access, or a nicely<br />
priced gym. lt doesn't give you the chance to<br />
be really important to your peers through<br />
politics, or societies, or working behind the<br />
bar. You're not a bigfish in a little pond any<br />
more.<br />
Remember going from primary school up<br />
to high school? lt's a bit like that.<br />
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But it's not all bad news, for those of us<br />
who make it through. You'll have more<br />
money, for a start - well, that's the theory.<br />
What actually happens is that getting a job,<br />
buying non-studenty clothes and starting to<br />
make repayments on your loan (if you're<br />
lucky enough to earn that much) can take<br />
away any extra money you might have had.<br />
That's for the people who are able to go<br />
straight into the job of their choice. The<br />
reality for most people is at least six months<br />
back under your family's roof, trying not to<br />
get nostalgic about being able to stay up all<br />
night in halls. (Were 3am fire alarms really<br />
that much fun?) One thing that might not<br />
have occurred to your undergrad persona is<br />
that you won't be in an SCM grouP any<br />
more. lt's time to move on.<br />
And there is a bright side. lt's unlikely<br />
your boss will expect you to stay up all night<br />
to meet a deadline. And nobody will snarl<br />
'flipping student' at you any more.
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Writing letters and<br />
marching on parliament<br />
no longer cuts the mustard.<br />
We demand to be out there, we<br />
demand community. We want to know<br />
we're not alone, we want to join together.<br />
Everyone at d demonstration has a common concern<br />
and everyone seems prepared to shout about it, Militant<br />
protesters and the old dear who makes the tea on Sunday are<br />
stood side-by-sicle, shouting.<br />
tn the 60s it was enough for tots of peopte to be there, in one place with one goal. That in itself<br />
was radical. This is no longer the case.ln June 1997 there was a protest. whose size surprised<br />
everyone. it attracted an estimated 120 OOO people. The cause? 'The Countryside rtrvJrus Alliance' nrrrqrrvs - dedicated to<br />
the protection of country sports and the rural way of life.<br />
The wortd seems to become ever more<br />
inter-connected and yet more<br />
fragmented. Diccon Lowe<br />
offers a vision of what<br />
But if marching and picketing has become a respectable activity, and if every creed and class is prepared to shout for their<br />
rights, then where do the militant go to be radical? Where can you go to make a difference?<br />
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Well... that's not entirely clear. The net<br />
is one 'place' where alt.protest is thriving.<br />
It offers unprecedented opportunities for<br />
making connections and for causing<br />
mischief. Noone really knows how<br />
effective the web is as a medium for<br />
protest: it is hard to believe that a<br />
forwarded email is as powerful as a handwritten<br />
letter. Anyone can get hold of<br />
software to bring down a website. lt is<br />
there waiting to be taken and used, all you<br />
need is some co-ordination. Aside from the<br />
point€coring, is it worthwhile? A<br />
corporation knows that it can load up its<br />
web site tomorrow without hassle; it knows<br />
that it can just delete any mail from<br />
certain addresses as it arrives. So what is<br />
the point?<br />
The internet is about community and<br />
communication. lt is relatively cheap and<br />
transcends geography, it allows numerous<br />
groups to use their own style of action at<br />
the same time for the same goals.<br />
An effective protest has to be in the<br />
'real world': the net doesn't remove the<br />
need for creativity and planning, it is no<br />
substitute for blood, sweat and tears. I've<br />
never heard of an cyber sit in...<br />
Alternative culture is, and always will be<br />
about, taking the normal and subvertin$ it.<br />
Subvertising, whether it means<br />
deliberately using a corporate identity<br />
against them or spontaneously graffiti-ing<br />
a billboard, makes use of the strong<br />
associations we have with certain images<br />
and products. Mark Thomas' or Ali G's<br />
irreverent interviews only work because we<br />
are familiar with the pomposity of most<br />
political journalism.<br />
So where will alt.protest go from here?<br />
As the media becomes a greater and<br />
greater influence in our lives and the net<br />
replicates itself, becoming ever more<br />
labyrinthine and ever less trustworthy, how<br />
do we get the "righton' message across? I<br />
can see two camps developing. One<br />
pushes radicalism to its limit - it uses<br />
every new tool of protest as it arrives, and<br />
constantly inventing new ways to irritate<br />
corporations and glovernments. lt seeks<br />
ways to transform social spaces into<br />
political ones.<br />
The second embraces the corporate<br />
and bureaucratic structures. lt uses the<br />
system in place tg get its message across.<br />
Gafe Direct are currently runnin$ a very<br />
agglressive marketing campaign for its<br />
fairly traded coffee. Likewise Jubilee 2O00<br />
advertise their campaign very powerfully in<br />
The Big lssue and the Guardian. These<br />
advens play on my psyche as skillfully as<br />
any other company's; but because their<br />
products are considered to be 'ethical',<br />
somehow I don't object. In fact I applaud<br />
the success, and pat myself on the back<br />
because I was buying lt before it was a<br />
household name - and my brand loyalty ls<br />
enforced a thousand fold.<br />
I am not alone in having an automatic<br />
hatred of transglobal companies. But<br />
Oxfam, Christian Aid, Traid Craft,<br />
Caf6direct, these all operate transglobally<br />
- it is inherent in their aims. As charities<br />
and campaign groups like these make<br />
greater use of mail shots and advertising<br />
to promote their message we will have to<br />
learn how to discern who the 'good guy'<br />
multi-nationals are.<br />
And there are the stories of GM crop<br />
trashers, Hawk-Jet smashers, nuclear base<br />
crashers: committing an individual act,<br />
knowing they could be arrested, and using<br />
the courts to gain publicity. lt's not that I<br />
don't support these actions or their wish to<br />
use the law to give mandate to the<br />
campaigning. But I long for people comin$<br />
together to protest. Not necessarily about<br />
the same thing, but protesting in the same<br />
space,<br />
And this is the final innovation in my<br />
eyes. Although it is not an innovation at all:<br />
it is simply people getting together to<br />
protest. This may sound like the marching<br />
and picketing of the past, but there is a<br />
difference. This new way is decentralised.<br />
No one says why it is happening - it just<br />
happens. We protest about everything -<br />
and nothing.<br />
I am talking about thingg (can we call<br />
them campaigns?) such as Critical Mass<br />
and Reclaim the Streets. A group of people<br />
get together and cycle round the city with<br />
no reason given. A group of people block<br />
of a street and have a party with too many<br />
reasons given. There are no obvious<br />
leaders in these activities. Of course<br />
someone must instigate the action, but no<br />
one controls it. No one says what you have<br />
to be protesting about. They don't court<br />
publicity, they just do it. lt is this I love.<br />
Some cycle because they hate the<br />
dominance of the car. Some simply<br />
because they like to cycle. Others to meet<br />
friends. This is multi-layered, multi-lssue,<br />
multi-tactic campaign democracy. No<br />
longer many people with one voice. I want<br />
to hear many people, many, many different<br />
voices,<br />
. Diccon Lowe is training to be a nurse in<br />
Huddersfield and is a member the<br />
<strong>Movement</strong> editorlal team.<br />
Woody Allen in A Brief, yet Helpful,<br />
Guide to Civil Disobedience=<br />
"ln perpetrating a revolution, there<br />
are two requirements: someone or<br />
something to revolt against and<br />
someone to actually show up and<br />
do the revolting. Dress is usually<br />
casualand both parties may be<br />
flexible about time and place but if<br />
either faction fails to attend, the<br />
whole enterprise is likely to come<br />
off badly."<br />
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Two groups have developed<br />
in the nineties which are<br />
notable for their spontaneity<br />
and decentralised structures.<br />
lntriguingly both have<br />
transport issues at their<br />
core.<br />
The tactics of Reclaim The Streets have<br />
included DIY cycle lanes painted overnight<br />
and, on one occasion, taking a jackhammer<br />
to the tarmac of the M41 and<br />
planting trees there. Another time they<br />
tried, unsuccessfully, to seize a BP tanker<br />
on the M25!<br />
It is the impromptu road blockades,/<br />
street parties that are RTS' mark. According<br />
to Mark Lynas, "They have evolved into<br />
festivals open to all who feel exasperated<br />
by conventional society. A carnival<br />
celebrates temporary liberation from the<br />
established order; it marks the suspension<br />
of all hierarchy and prohibitions." RTS<br />
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community albeit a temporary and fragile<br />
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Because of the need to keep the police<br />
at bay very few people know the location of<br />
an RTS event before the day - everyone will<br />
meet at the town square or a tube station<br />
and go on from there. Wlro will come is<br />
largely down to word-of-mouth amongst the<br />
dispersed anti-roads sub-culture, although<br />
they always hope to to drag in the<br />
occasional local shopper or policeman.<br />
Reclaim the Streets are "for walking,<br />
cycling and cheap, or free, public transport;<br />
and against cars, roads and the systenr that<br />
pushes them." The car has become<br />
symbolic of the individualism that<br />
denigrates communal quality of life,<br />
especially in urban areas.<br />
There were two local campaigns where<br />
polite resistance had proved futile, and<br />
RTS's approach proved invaluable. Most<br />
famously there was TwYford Down, in<br />
Berkshire, which was primarily an ecological<br />
issue, with Swampy as a media-friendly<br />
mascot; and the M11 in East London,<br />
where the road proposed would fragnrent a<br />
whole community and disPlace manY<br />
people.<br />
As RTS put it: "The cars that fill the<br />
streets have narrowed the pavelnerrts - our<br />
streets have become nrere conduits for<br />
motor vehicles to hurtle through. RTS want<br />
to re-create a safer, lnore attractive living<br />
environment, and to return streets to the<br />
people that live on therr and perhaps to<br />
rediscover a sense of 'social solidarity'."<br />
On the last Friday of everY month<br />
Critical Mass happens, meets and slmp/y is in London. There<br />
are other froups in most major cities - it is an international<br />
phenonrenon. Critlcal Mass is group of cyclists, enough to clog<br />
the traffic. lt is an international phenor"nenon. With obvious-yetrevelatory<br />
slogans such as 'We are the traffic!', it is the<br />
comnronality of being bike-riders that is emphasised. lt is not<br />
planned in much detail - other than a tinre and a place - and<br />
has been described as "a monthly organised coincidence".<br />
Matt Seaton, in article for the fimes Magazine remarked<br />
that: "Critical Mass is a post-modern political phenomenon: it<br />
has a plethora of web sites devoted to it, but no PO box. lt has<br />
no office, no staff, no budget - it is not a campaign in the<br />
conventional sense. lt relies simply on word of mouth, informal<br />
networks and the lnternet, as well as its own momentunl, to<br />
muster about 10OO cyclists in summer and several hundred in<br />
to the Waterloo Brid$e ride."<br />
Perhaps what is most fascinating about Critical Mass is its<br />
spontaneity. lt is not conceived of as demo but as a ride, it is a<br />
social space that can be become a political one'<br />
Chris Carlsson, a rider from San Francisco put it this way:<br />
"l've heard people not liking Critical Mass because: it's too<br />
disorganisecl; it's too organised (self-appointed organisers<br />
impose their own idea of acceptable behaviour; good'spirited<br />
rnass makes a boring ride); it's too apolitical (no demands; no<br />
relationship with politicians); it's too political (too many people<br />
aren't having enough funl)"<br />
Such observations are<br />
signiflcant. People still want<br />
to nleet together and be<br />
cornmunity if only for a few<br />
hours - even if they don't<br />
share the same objectives,<br />
or understand each others'.<br />
Does this represent a<br />
'paradigm shift' in grassroots<br />
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company to behave ethically from the<br />
outside - which is why sometimes<br />
shareholders and comedians are needed<br />
to embarrass a company into action.<br />
The Ethics for USS campaign is giving students throughout<br />
the UK a unique opportunity to affect change within some of the<br />
world's most unethical corporations. We all know that big<br />
businesses frequently put profit before people in an attempt to<br />
make money for their shareholders. However, if those<br />
shareholders demanded that corporations clean up their acts,<br />
the corporations would be forced to listen. 'Ethics for USS' is all<br />
about putting pressure on corporations via the only people that<br />
really matter to them - their shareholders.<br />
80% of academics and administrative staff are members. of<br />
Universities Superannuation Scheme. USS is the official pension<br />
fund of lecturers employed at 'old' Universities, and it is investing<br />
1,18.6 bn in massive corporations on behalf of our lecturers. This<br />
represents 0.5% of UK stockmarket. Students throughout the<br />
People & Planet network are raising awareness among their<br />
lecturers who are shocked to discover that their hard-earned<br />
money is being used to support such paragons of immorality as<br />
Shell (whose pollution of Nigeria is disgraceful), British Aerospace<br />
(which sells arms to lndonesia's genocidal military), Nestle<br />
(involved in unethical marketing of baby milk formulas) and<br />
British American Tobacco (whose aei€iressive marketing in the<br />
Third World is having a devastating effect). Students and<br />
lecturers are working together, demanding that USS respond to<br />
questions about the 2O0O companies in which it is investing.<br />
Furthermore, when USS speaks, companies will have to listen,<br />
illustrating how this campaign has the potential to ensure that<br />
the power of t18.6bn is used to change the way companies<br />
behave.<br />
Over the past few weeks, support for the campaign has been<br />
gathering real momentum. Already 3500 lecturers are in support<br />
of the campaign, and this figure is increasing following the 'Ethics<br />
for USS' Week of Action, during which numerous students<br />
encouraged lecturers campus-wide to support the campaign.<br />
Meanwhile, the campaign has started to attract the support of<br />
some very influential people at Universities including Vice<br />
Chancellors and has been favourably received by USS<br />
committees. We are even more excited by the progressive<br />
response we have had from the USS Management Committee. ln<br />
fact, we are on the verge of winning this campaign!<br />
Contact Louise Ashyard at People and Planet (01835 24567e)<br />
for further information.<br />
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Mark Thomas is currently making his<br />
fifth TV series for C4. Wlth his mix of<br />
comedy, investigative journalism and<br />
haranguing companies and governments,<br />
Thomas has made more headway than a<br />
thousand other more earnest attempts. For<br />
instance, he pranced in a rabbit costume at<br />
the launch of Nestle's new logo, whilst<br />
telling children about how their promotion<br />
of baby milk in the Third World breaks WHO<br />
guidelines.<br />
On another occasion he went to a huge<br />
arms fair called Defendory lnternational<br />
("Algeria, lndonesia, Kenya, Saudi Arabia,<br />
Colombia - all your top torturers are<br />
there...") and formed a company called<br />
Mackintosh Morley, offering PR to arms<br />
companies and regimes. He had the Deputy<br />
Commander of the Kenyan Army<br />
complaining that Amnesty lnternational do<br />
not understand their culture's values of<br />
child abuse, wife-beating and other human<br />
rights abuses. And the Zimbabwean<br />
Minister of lnformation boasting that he<br />
gets "better at lying every year."<br />
The TV progam and website encourage<br />
people to get involved and apply pressure<br />
on the companies that he names and<br />
shames. The comedian-campaigner said: "lf<br />
you look at the television show we asked<br />
lots of people to get involved, and a lot of<br />
them did. I think that it is a very democratic<br />
show as it actually encourages people to do<br />
things and question things which is very<br />
pro-democracy.<br />
"lf you look at all the stuff that has been<br />
eroded in the last twenty years - such as<br />
the trade unions which is democracy at<br />
work and also the power of local authorities<br />
being curtailed. All the real signs of<br />
democracy have been taken away from<br />
people so that they are left with is the<br />
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an age of<br />
media<br />
conformity,<br />
we need to<br />
hear more<br />
dissenting<br />
voices." Here are<br />
some...<br />
Desktop publishing,<br />
camcorders and the web<br />
have all helped to make alternative sources<br />
of news a reality. lt is already quite possible<br />
to go online and be presented with 'the<br />
news' set according to a pre-selected<br />
priorities (nicknamed the 'The Daily Me'). lt<br />
would be foolish, irresponsible even, to<br />
discard traditional sources of news in favour<br />
of only what interests you.<br />
Nevertheless the mainstream media<br />
could be said to promote a top-down<br />
approach to change, marginalise and<br />
Ploughshares is a movement committed "to peace and<br />
disarmament by nonviolently, openly and accountably disabling<br />
a war machine or system so that it can no longer harm people".<br />
This is a modern application of the biblical injunction to the turn<br />
swords in ploughshares. lt emerged from the dissenters who<br />
had publicly burned their draft cards during the Vietnam war as<br />
a commitment to non-violence. The increasing number of<br />
nuclear weapons demanded new tactics and first Ploughshares<br />
action was in 1980.<br />
Cairon O'Reilly, who has been jailed for disarming a 852<br />
bomber that was headed for the Gulf in January 1991,<br />
said:"There's been 80 such actions. The first in Britain was in<br />
1990. One of the more well known actions was four women<br />
disarming a Hawk fighter at British Aerospace. lt was ready to<br />
go - already painted in lndonesian airforce markings. They were<br />
acquitted by a Liverpool jury in 1996. One of those women was<br />
Angie Zelter, who then began the Trident Ploughshares 2000<br />
movement andJlas a heavy emphasis on legality as ruled by the<br />
World Court."<br />
Most recently in October this year three women, including<br />
Angie Zelter, were charged with causing 180,000 of damage to<br />
a floating laboratory at Faslane naval base in Scotland. They<br />
were were acquitted when the judge agreed with their defence<br />
that Trident was illegal under international law, and their actions<br />
were justified because it prevented a greater crime. The<br />
decision, however, is by no means secure: it has been<br />
challenged by otherjudges and is subject to an appeal.<br />
Cairon O'Reilly says that acquittals are "pretty rare" - one<br />
activist in the States is serving an 18 year sentence, and the<br />
1996 decision concerningthe sabotage of Hawkjets was the<br />
first to go in Ploughshares'favour. "l would personally put that<br />
down to the courage of the Liverpool jury."<br />
caricature protesters and fail to make<br />
connections between different stories.<br />
ln May 1989 a group of Belgrade media<br />
activists asked for permission to open a<br />
radio station for experimenta! programs.<br />
The Serbian government,<br />
anticipating nothing more<br />
than an apolitical but funky<br />
student radio show, initially<br />
granted them a 15-day<br />
permit on an FM frequency.<br />
With irreverence and<br />
imagination, B92 opposed<br />
war and promoted ideas<br />
of democracy, economic<br />
reform and respect for<br />
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ethnic minorities.<br />
ln December 1996 after huge and brutal<br />
election fraud during local elections in<br />
Serbia, massive anti-Milosevic<br />
demonstrations sprang up across major<br />
cities. 892 informed people about the<br />
election fraud and covered demonstrations<br />
virtually round-the-clock, with live<br />
broadcasts from the streets. A few days<br />
later, the government banned the station.<br />
Through OpenNet, an embryonic internet<br />
provider in Belgrade, B92 immediately<br />
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broadcasts over the lnternet.<br />
ln 1992 892 initiated a network of more<br />
than 30 local radio stations, which could<br />
receive and rebroadcast from a BBC<br />
satellite. For the first time, Serbs and<br />
Montenegrins could speak to each other in<br />
uncensored radio programs. The conflict<br />
between B92 and the Serbian government<br />
goes on - but with shiftingtactics and<br />
creative use of technologies B92 has<br />
continued broadcasting.<br />
One of the most impressive (but sadly<br />
unsustainable) attempts in Fritain to an<br />
follow an alternative agenda was<br />
Undercurrents. lt was founded in 1994 and<br />
produced ten videos of alternative news -<br />
showing images of protesters being cut from<br />
concrete bunkers at the M11, sensing the<br />
anxieties about GM food way before anyone<br />
else. The mini-documentaries are fleshed<br />
out with music videos and subvertisements.<br />
the time-lag is too great for it to be called<br />
news and they make no claims to be authoritative<br />
or balanced - but why should they?<br />
ln a recent essay co-director of Undercurrents,<br />
Paul O' Connor wrote:<br />
Take a wander around a gathering of<br />
alternative news reporters and you will<br />
hear debates about creating a society<br />
where people are not expected to live<br />
with foul air and radioactive waste in<br />
their waters, and where entire nations<br />
are not forced into famine and war over<br />
national debt.<br />
The mainstream media 'industry' is<br />
being redesigned to produce desires<br />
rather than visions and talks in terms of<br />
profit rather than community benefit.<br />
Minfle amongst mainstream hacks and<br />
the talk is routinely dominated by the<br />
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competition, celebrities, fashion, money,<br />
war and power. Two very different worlds<br />
beingcreated and reinforced by people<br />
with different agendas but both usinS the<br />
sarne persuasion tool - 'the media'.<br />
Oneworld follows a progressive and<br />
international news agenda (oneworld.org).<br />
The reader comes away feeling informed but<br />
passive. SchNEWS, however, is a Brighton<br />
based, direct action weekly newsletter<br />
(www.schnews.org.uk) and has a weekly<br />
readership of 25 000. There are over 500<br />
entries in their database of alternative<br />
organisations. And come summertime, you'll<br />
be glad, to know the site has good links if<br />
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As advertisers become ever<br />
more sophisticated, some<br />
activists have adopted the<br />
very same techniques of<br />
persuasion to undo the<br />
advertisers' message.<br />
All adverts say, more or less, the same<br />
thing: "Buy this!", "You don't really need it,<br />
but we'll persuade you want it". The average<br />
American will have seen seen a million<br />
adverts by the time they are 21. A million<br />
adverts and all say, more or less, the same<br />
thing. Except a few.<br />
The key idea behind "subvertisements"<br />
is that these are both subversive and<br />
advertisements. They encourage you notto<br />
buy more. Or to not watch more television.<br />
Or to live more simply - the very opposite of<br />
what corporations want.<br />
Adbusters take glamorous imagery and<br />
rework it to make the connections between<br />
hidden issues: the elegant curves of a<br />
bulimic wretching into a toilet bowl<br />
(Obsession). A fashionable drink to point out<br />
that alcohol - in the words of Shakespeare<br />
in the caption too small to read -<br />
"increases the desire, but takes away the<br />
performance" (Absolut lmpotence). lt is the<br />
precision and wit of subvertisements that<br />
make them so powerful, compare that to<br />
the recent riots in Seattle and London<br />
'against capitalism'.<br />
Subvertisements is aimed at the<br />
consumer as much as the negligent<br />
government and irresponsible companies. lt<br />
doesn't hope to unite workers of the world,<br />
or wipe out this or that evil, but its aims are<br />
modestl to challenge individual choices. lt<br />
thrives on parody and exposes how our<br />
desires are manipulated. They are not<br />
attacks on particular products, but rather on<br />
our habits and thgefforts of companies to<br />
manipulate our desires.<br />
Adbusters use the work oftop designers<br />
- yet they are distributed gratis to them to<br />
anyone who wants them. The magazine<br />
adverts have been widely reprinted. but the<br />
television adverts, whose potential are<br />
much greater, have revealed how unlike<br />
conventional adverts they are. Even though<br />
the Media Foundation, who make them, had<br />
the money to buy airtime, the networks have<br />
denied them their right to broadcast. As<br />
justification, CBS said: "Fhe advertsl are in<br />
opposition to economic policy in the United<br />
States".<br />
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Kalle Lasn is an East European emigr6 who<br />
moved to the States and discovered that its<br />
celebrated freedom is conditional: "l came<br />
from Estonia where you were not allowed to<br />
speak up against the government. Here I<br />
was, in North America, and suddenly I<br />
realised you can't speak up against the<br />
sponsor." Eventually they did manage to<br />
have ads aired - with remarkable results<br />
and unprecedented interest.<br />
The Adbusters team have their<br />
precursors. One of the sparks for the whole<br />
project is fascinating document called First<br />
Things First written by a group of<br />
disenchanted British designers in 1964, it<br />
begins:<br />
We, the undersigned, are graPhic<br />
desrgners, photographers and students...<br />
who have flogEed their skill and<br />
imagination to sel/ such things asi cat<br />
food, stomach powders, detergent, hair<br />
restorer, striped toothpaste, aftershave<br />
Iotion, beforeshave lotion, slimming<br />
diets, fattening diets, deodorants, fizzy<br />
water, cigarettes, roll-ons, pull-ons, and<br />
s/ipons. ...We think that there are other<br />
things more worth usin{ our skill and<br />
experience on.<br />
We, in the West, are affected by<br />
"affluenza": we suffer from the ennui and<br />
constant strain brought on by too many<br />
choices and over-consumption. So to<br />
combat this, one day in late November has<br />
been declared Buy Nothing Day. lt is<br />
celebrated (at least by some) in around a<br />
dozen countires, but has most resonance in<br />
the States where it is on the day after<br />
Thanksgiving, which traditionally kick-starts<br />
the Christmas shopping season.<br />
Various pranks that have been carried<br />
out whilst not shopping include: planting a<br />
sofa in a shopping centre; handing out<br />
checklists to frantic shoppers ("How many<br />
do I have alreadf Could I borrow it<br />
instead?") and alternative Christmas<br />
carollers. For instance a version of God Rest<br />
Ye Merry, Gentlemen - "Slow down,you<br />
frantic shoppers, for there's something we<br />
must say." And to the tune of Rudolph the<br />
Rednosed Reindeer, "Uh oh, we're in the red<br />
dear."<br />
The Media Foundation, who have<br />
backed it, said: "This is nothing we're<br />
pushing heavily; it's just happening<br />
spontaneously." Unfortunately due to the<br />
timing of this issue you've missed it until<br />
next year. But be prepared.<br />
That's all folks<br />
Further infornration on most of these groups links<br />
calr be found on Movemeut s website: http://<br />
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lN THE JOHN HUGHES movie, The Breakfast<br />
Club, a group of high school students from<br />
disparate backgrounds and social cliques<br />
are forced to serve an all-Saturday detention<br />
together. As you would expect from a mid<br />
'80s teen film, the detention becomes<br />
something of an encounter group. And as<br />
these things tend to go, by the end of the<br />
movie, the jock, the princess, the freak, the<br />
geek and the delinquent manage to break<br />
down their social barriers and become fast<br />
friends.<br />
For the past five years or so, I've been<br />
involved in a Breakfast Club of my own.<br />
Special K is a mailing list comprised of<br />
people of differing geographic, economic<br />
and social backgrounds. Like The Breakfast<br />
Club, it's a place for healthy debates, silly<br />
conversations and honest discussions about<br />
our lives. lts members range from a librarian<br />
in Oklahoma, to a writer for a popular ITV<br />
drama in Yorkshire, to a software writer and<br />
SF author in Sydney, to a tech support<br />
person for an internet provider in Florida, to<br />
a former editor of <strong>Movement</strong> now living in<br />
Canada.<br />
The Special K Club (the name has nothing<br />
to do with The Breakfast Club but rather a<br />
now-obscure in-.1oke) was initially made up<br />
of members of the usenet newsgroup<br />
rec.arts.drwho. Five years ago several<br />
people on that newsgroup who also hung<br />
out on lnternet Relay Chat (lRC), decided<br />
that it would be more productive to defer<br />
off-topic discussions about their lives (and<br />
complaints about some of the more idiotic<br />
elements of the newsgroup) to a separate<br />
mailing list. Since that time Special K has<br />
evqlved from a sort of virtual pub, if you will,<br />
where people kvetched and cavorted in<br />
equal measures,.to a fascinating experiment<br />
in forming community on-line-part support<br />
group, part speaker's corner, part funny<br />
farm.<br />
Mailing lists are traditionally functional<br />
beasts. (A mailing list is a server that is set<br />
up with instructions to automatically<br />
distribute e-mail to a list of addresses when<br />
mail is sent to that particular server). A<br />
good example of one is the Scottish SCM<br />
malling list; people use it to announce<br />
events and to keep people up to date about<br />
SCM information. Occasionally, you'll have a<br />
mailing list designed to discuss a specific<br />
topic (the mailing list devoted to discussing<br />
the works of musician Bruce Cockburn,<br />
Humans, is one of the best examples of<br />
this, even getting attention in the<br />
mainstream press), much like a usenet<br />
newsgroup.<br />
Special K is not a purely functional<br />
mailing list. Members (it is a members-only<br />
list; new members are nominated by others<br />
on the list), discuss their lives and opinions<br />
in a free and unrestricted manner. The rules<br />
are simple: you don't divulge the list<br />
discussions to others, in order to maintain a<br />
safe space; and you try to not get nasty in<br />
responding to others.<br />
ln the time I have been on the list, I have<br />
been able to freely opine about the latest<br />
Doctor Who novels, rant about my disgust<br />
over Peter Mandelson, and wibble about<br />
ephemera like why leopard skin is supposed<br />
friends. But in some ways, the fact that<br />
there are such struggles indicates to me<br />
how vital and alive something like this is.<br />
And while all this may seem virtual pie-inthe-sky,<br />
the friendships forged over this<br />
mailing list have been very concrete. When I<br />
moved to the UK three years ago, I had,<br />
more or less, an instant base group of<br />
mates from the list members who lived near<br />
London. Recently I turned 30 and I<br />
combined this passage with a vislt to<br />
Boston, where several members of the list<br />
from the Eastern part of North America got<br />
together. My 3Oth Birthday party with this<br />
extended community was great fun. And<br />
although I had not actually "met" many of<br />
these people, I knew so much about them<br />
and their lives, that coming together with<br />
them was a wonderful experience.<br />
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having works published and the frustrations<br />
of souring relationships. People respond to<br />
these various postings with great wit,<br />
vigorous argument, and warmth. When my<br />
grandmother was dying earlier this year, I<br />
posted to the list frequently about my<br />
thoughts and feelings about this impending<br />
loss. The thoughtful responses giving<br />
encouragement and solace was profoundly<br />
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COMMUNITIES LIKE THIS are not always<br />
easy. There are as many rivalries, political<br />
machinations and personality clashes on<br />
something like Special K as there would be<br />
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work on this piece, I was made aware there<br />
are other, similar mailing lists - but it does<br />
show a way of transforming a mundane<br />
mode of communication to something, well,<br />
special. lt's worth a try - you too could<br />
become an internet version of Judd Nelson.<br />
Graeme Burk has a story in an anthology of<br />
Doctor Who-related short fiction Short lrips<br />
and Sidesteps (published by the BBC in<br />
March 2000), fulfilling his second greatest<br />
ambition as an adult; the first was editing<br />
<strong>Movement</strong>, which he did in 1997-98.
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Dear Matt,<br />
My basic position is that we can learn<br />
more from others then we can from<br />
ourselves - assuming we have some<br />
knowledge of ourselves.<br />
We are all universalists of one sort or<br />
another. Most universalists of the last<br />
millennium have been the sort who have got<br />
hold of what they thought was a good idea<br />
then attempted to shape the world in that<br />
image (usually letting themselves get in the<br />
way in the process).<br />
Bernard of Cluny in the 11th century<br />
was a prime example. He had this vision of<br />
Jerusalem, as Zion, the city of God. He<br />
takes a good idea and makes it his own -<br />
from northern and southern Europe now<br />
face each other along the border between<br />
southern and northern America.<br />
I'm never quite sure whether these<br />
crusades actually have yet come to an end<br />
in the minds of Christians. Those images<br />
have got down deep. I accidentally sangthe<br />
song where Bernard of Cluny expresses his<br />
vision of claiming Jerusalem. Strange but<br />
true - it was in the middle of an inter-faith<br />
gathering at St George's, Windsor, looking at<br />
conflict resolution and united initiatives<br />
between religions for the next millennium. I<br />
think the first time I have had to actually<br />
repent of my attempt to worship God -<br />
makes me think you cannot be too careful,<br />
you never<br />
I have had to rePent of mY<br />
attempt to worshiP God - You<br />
never know where the words You<br />
find in your mouth have been.<br />
he takes God into his own image, as it were.<br />
When the idea spreads, problems start' He<br />
is implicated in the founding of the Knights<br />
Templar, one of the first Jesus Armies. They<br />
set up the pilgrim houses on the way to<br />
Santiago in Northern Spain - St James'<br />
bones are said to be buried there. St James<br />
is some how resurrected and turns into this<br />
Pilgrim figure; over a period of several<br />
centuries this Pilgrim figure transmogrifies<br />
into St James the Moor Slayer'<br />
Now this is all very handy as Spain at<br />
this time is full of Muslims. The crusades<br />
against lslam start - and they do not stop in<br />
Spain. Bernard's ideas about Jerusalem<br />
now have to take material form at the other<br />
end of the Mediterranean - through modern<br />
Turkey into Palestine.<br />
ls that enough? Well not reallY. The<br />
Spanish head webt, find America, and guess<br />
what - St James on a big white horse is<br />
there as well. This time he has decided to<br />
go for the lncas, the Aztecs and anyone who<br />
does not quite fit the images they are<br />
carrying with them. I found a recently-made<br />
sculpture of St James with his sword and<br />
white charger in the old mission station in<br />
Carmel, just south of San Fransisco. lt could<br />
fit on your mantelpiece. 'Beware they may<br />
be round the next corner!'<br />
We develoPed our own images - and<br />
these took us (or did we take them?) on our<br />
own pilgrimages, crusades and missions<br />
across the globe. ln fact the same images<br />
know were<br />
the words<br />
you find in<br />
your mouth<br />
have been.<br />
Well what<br />
about the<br />
next<br />
millennium?<br />
Are we going to keep all this stuff going? I<br />
certainly hope not.<br />
The other form of universalist is<br />
basically the one who wants to explore the<br />
universe and desparately seeks not to make<br />
it in his or her own image; or conquer it and<br />
make it into an emPire.<br />
We learn more from others then from<br />
ourselves. This is ancient wisdom. I hope we<br />
can learn it again from the remaining<br />
indigenous traditions of the world, the faith<br />
traditions of the east and in fact the core<br />
elements of the western religions. Jesus'<br />
relationships with the leper, the prostitute,<br />
the Samaritan women, the outsiders were<br />
surely about his learning as well as his<br />
teaching.<br />
We find the other in our relationship<br />
with the stranger, the poor, and the rest of<br />
nature - it is in these relationships that we<br />
find our understandings of the place we<br />
have in the underlying and transcendent<br />
universe. Let us not keep spoiling and<br />
exploiting those relationships, making<br />
others into our own image'<br />
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Dear Crai$,<br />
Thank you for your letter - I have to say<br />
that I was interested by your idea of the two<br />
types of universalism, and I agree that there<br />
is a real need in this business of religion to<br />
be responsible both for ourselves and to the<br />
others we meet, and to 'the other' as you<br />
call it. However, I disagree with you basic<br />
position and I'm a little worried aboutthe<br />
implications of your 'good' universalism.<br />
I think you are right that (PerhaPS<br />
inevitably?) we project ourselves onto the<br />
image of God we have - which is certainly<br />
not always a good thing, as in your example<br />
of St Bernard (that old dog). Yet' I think<br />
there are subtle differences between the<br />
way that we are made in God's image and<br />
then have to necessarily construct all-toohuman<br />
representations of that God-in-us'<br />
and your negative interpretation of this<br />
projection of an imperialistic self onto God'<br />
We have to start where we are - even if that<br />
is an imperfect place (We all start with<br />
human baggage and presuppositions). Why<br />
do we? Because there is an imperative to<br />
do so: once we recognise that we' as<br />
people, are made in the image of God - and<br />
I am taking that to mean that we are<br />
movements of love and self-giving in<br />
ourselves as persons, just like the Trinity is'<br />
Certainly, there is much need for<br />
Christians to repent of the sins of the past.<br />
We really do not have a glorious track<br />
record. I think that much of the problem<br />
that you outline in your example is part of a<br />
'bad' universalism - in which the politics of<br />
the day use religion to their own ends, and<br />
the politics are applied in the service of a<br />
bad religion.<br />
The exploits of the neo-lnquisition in<br />
Louis de Berniere's excellent, funny and<br />
tragic novel, The Troublesome Exploits of<br />
Cardinal Gusrnan, seem to illustrate this<br />
bastardisation of religion in the service of<br />
(in)humanity. My problem with your<br />
interpretation is that it seems to suggest<br />
that'Christianity' itself was to blame - this,<br />
to me, is not true ChristianitY' and<br />
Christianity has been preached, performed<br />
and, yes, constructed, in ways which are<br />
peaceful and progressive' lsn't it only Jesus<br />
Christ (God in all God's powerlessness and<br />
vulnerability), who can truly judge us, bring<br />
us to repentance, turn us around, and draw<br />
us towards the kingdom of God' the<br />
'peaceable Kingdom'?<br />
I fear that Your closing comments<br />
suggest, in themselves, a very subtle<br />
imperialism of their own, that is inextricably<br />
linked to your basic presupposition. I think
Some people would argue that inter-faith worship and dialogue is an exciting and<br />
rewarding experiment. Others say it brings all religions down to the lowest common<br />
denominator. Are Christians capable of engaging in dialogue without proselytising?<br />
Do other faiths have more to offer Christians than contemporary Christianity?<br />
that it is dangerous to assume (or maybe<br />
consume) knowledge of others as if we<br />
could grasp, appropriate and possess<br />
knowledge of wholly other cultures, beliefs<br />
and practices. The western mind-set has<br />
often been implicated in this hubristic<br />
certainty that we can stand back from<br />
ourselves, wipe away our own beliefs and<br />
assumptions, and survey the whole world<br />
from an objective and neutral place - a<br />
form of self-deification of Western Man (and<br />
I use the term on purpose).<br />
I see this in the way that we seem to<br />
have appropriated knowledge of other<br />
cultures and bowdlerized it in the endless<br />
production of those self-help books in 'Mind,<br />
Body, and Soul' sections of bookshops, so<br />
making it palatable for the capitalist, liberal<br />
way of thinking.<br />
lndeed, the only words of which I can<br />
truly know the provenance of are those<br />
words from my own tradition and faith<br />
practice. These words I can interrogate,<br />
maybe repent of, and hopefully I will then be<br />
able to discern and re-iterate the real<br />
Christianity that forever changes and makes<br />
things new. At the centre of this is the Trinity<br />
that eternal relationship of self-giving love in<br />
which we participate and bring to a broken<br />
world.<br />
I like what you say about Jesus and the<br />
way he reaches out to the others, but I am a<br />
bit uneasy with the seemingly anonymous<br />
'Other' which we find in others. lt seems<br />
very impersonal, and it seems to bring all<br />
religions down to the lowest common<br />
denominator of a sense of the divine, an<br />
intimation of an impersonal transcendence.<br />
This seems to reflect our Western idea(l)s of<br />
universal equality and liberality whilst being<br />
fundamentally unfaithful to those religions<br />
you are asking us to respect and learn from.<br />
Jesus did respect the others, and saw God<br />
in them no doubt. But he didn't deny them<br />
their own specificity - and I don't think he<br />
was ever afraid to give them the message of<br />
peace and hope that he himself was - but,<br />
of course, in that wonderfully non-coercive<br />
way that left him open to the possibility of<br />
his death at our hands.<br />
I'll look forward to seeing what you have<br />
to say...<br />
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Dear Matt,<br />
'Being made in God's image' is a<br />
dangerous place to start. Those who state<br />
themselves to be the closest to God's image<br />
can claim the greatest authority over all<br />
others. Hence the way'divine power' has<br />
been vested and transferred through<br />
priests, pontiffs and kings; and other forms<br />
of ecological and cultural dominance.<br />
lf semiology has anything to show us it<br />
is that the hierarchical systems built<br />
ultimately on the 'image of God' formulation,<br />
were in the end just people battling to see<br />
who could wield the biggest signs.<br />
The second point<br />
you make is to attempt<br />
to extricate unta rn ished,<br />
'real Christianity' from<br />
the politics of the last<br />
thousand years. lt was<br />
not just the politics of<br />
the day it was the Christianity of the day,<br />
that led to the crusades and the colonies.<br />
We have to honestly face that, in the name<br />
of peace and progress, as well as in<br />
reclaiming Jerusalem and embarking on the<br />
missions, Christianity has been directly<br />
implicated.<br />
Learning from other understandings is a<br />
way of being changed by their experience.<br />
This is uncomfortable and challenging, it<br />
brings about the process of change you talk<br />
about and makes things new - it will lead to<br />
upsetting the capitalist and liberal ways of<br />
thinking. We cannot claim a neutral or<br />
objective place and all that we see and hear<br />
will be shaped by our journey so far.<br />
We have to face our place of origin, our<br />
provenance, with clear sight and courage.<br />
Our'own tradition and faith practice' may<br />
have made a major impact on the world,<br />
and they are continuing to change others<br />
into our image. I would like to sit down, as<br />
Jesus did with the women at the Samaritan<br />
well, and learn from the stranger's<br />
experience so that their life may have an<br />
ongoing revolutionary impact on me.<br />
ln that, thanks for meeting with me, I must<br />
confess your opinions have changed me.<br />
-1<br />
Dear Craig,<br />
I still maintain that being made in God's<br />
image is our greatest hope, for this alone<br />
allows us partlcipation in the healing and<br />
dynamic life of the divine. I believe that God<br />
only mediates Godself through signs,<br />
language, creatures and cultures - but I'm<br />
afraid that we are not very good at allowing<br />
an untarnished mediation. So, as you say,<br />
Christianity's cultural renderings haye been<br />
abusive and ungodly. However, I still believe<br />
that the Christian vision for ourselves and<br />
society goes beyond its failed actualizations,<br />
beyond to the creator and sustainer of the<br />
world who promises salvation in all its many<br />
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I agree with the rest of what you say<br />
here, and especially that dialogue is<br />
necessary but uncomfortable, if not hazardous.<br />
But, through risk and vulnerability, and<br />
The onty words which I can<br />
truty know are those words<br />
from my own tradition.<br />
through others, I hope that we may learn to<br />
see God more effectively, to be conformed to<br />
Christ more closely, and so become closer to<br />
our true selves made in the image of God.<br />
So, here's to conversation and friendship.<br />
Thank you.<br />
f.,I"fi<br />
Graig Russell is an artist<br />
involved in the Art and<br />
Spirituality Network and<br />
the newly formed United<br />
movement 19
The year 2000 is now here - how wilt we choose to mark it? The idea of Jubilee<br />
might have entered mainstream potiticat discourse, but that won't make it happen.<br />
Barbara Crowther on the realpolitik of cancelting Third World debt.<br />
Popes, pop'stars<br />
and Presldents<br />
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credited as the inspiration behind the words<br />
of politicians or criticisms of neoliberal<br />
capitalist ideology. Until now. Writing about<br />
the Jubilee 2000 movement in lhe<br />
Observer, Will Hutton commented, "Atthe<br />
end of an increasingly secular century, it<br />
has been the biblical proof and moral<br />
imagination of religion that have torched the<br />
principles of the hitherto unassailable<br />
citadels of international finance... The leftof-centre<br />
should take note; it is no longer<br />
Morris, Keynes, and Beveridge who inspire<br />
and change the world - it's Leviticus."<br />
Will Hutton was writing in the immediate<br />
aftermath of the annual meeting of the<br />
World Bank and lnternational Monetary<br />
Fund. This was a remarkable meeting. lt not<br />
only endorsed and agreed the financing of<br />
an 'enhanced' debt cancellation plan for the<br />
poorest indebted countries of the world, but<br />
it aiso marked a new schism amongst the<br />
G7 leaders. Having backed the Bank and<br />
Ctinton abandoned the Pragmatic<br />
language of economists and potiticians<br />
ald appropriated the language of<br />
Jubitee and poverty.<br />
Fund package on debt (which gave up to<br />
9O% debt cancellation under certain<br />
conditions), the President of the United<br />
States then used his own sPeech to<br />
immediately step out of line from his<br />
colleagues. He publicly directed his<br />
administration go even further and allow<br />
1OO% cancellation of bilateral debts owed<br />
to the US where the money was needed for,<br />
and would be channelled towards, poverty<br />
reduction. Bill Clinton's announcement sent<br />
US Treasury officials scurrying back to their<br />
offices to try to work out the details of how<br />
t<br />
t<br />
t<br />
+<br />
t<br />
this could actually be done. (They did, by the<br />
way, come up with a workable proposal. The<br />
immediate media ejaculations of "President<br />
wipes debt slate clean" were somewhat<br />
premature. The President and the Congress<br />
locked into a battle over the foreign budget'<br />
from which extra money to finance debt<br />
relief had to be found. The extra debt<br />
package was being put forward against a<br />
backdrop of US reinvestment in defence<br />
and declining aid budgets. During this<br />
battle, however, it became very apparent<br />
that, if nothing else, the political will of the<br />
President was genuine. This gave his G7<br />
colleagues a new challenge.<br />
The Clinton statement marked a new<br />
climax in a remarkable period of Jubilee<br />
2000 campaign activity. When the G7<br />
leaders met in Cologne in June 1999, they<br />
were forced to weather another welter of<br />
Jubilee 2OO0 human chain pressure. They<br />
could not have been pleased when their<br />
long trumpeted new debt initiative was<br />
written off as not even going halfway<br />
towards what the poor countries needed.<br />
The U2 singer Bono likened it to climbing<br />
halfway up Everest - people don't make<br />
history unless they get to the summit. The<br />
campaign agreed - and we weren't looking<br />
for only half a Jubilee.<br />
Tony Blair responded to this criticism in<br />
his speech to Parliament immediately<br />
following the summit, "l would like to see us<br />
go still further on debt.... I will personally do<br />
what I can." Clearly personal commitment<br />
and intensive pressure by both Blair and<br />
Gordon Brown were key to insuring that the<br />
IMF and World Bank meetings agreed the<br />
financing of the new initiative. But by the<br />
time of these meetings, they hadn't "gone<br />
further" than Cologne in any way other than<br />
in their rhetoric.<br />
It was the Pope who pointed this out. ln<br />
a speech to mark the 100 days to the year<br />
2000, he asked, "why progress in resolving<br />
the debt problem is still so slow? Why so<br />
many hesitations? Why the difficulty in<br />
providing the funds needed even for the<br />
already agreed initiatives? lt is the poor who<br />
pay the cost of indecision and delay"'<br />
Having gone halfway, he begged the world<br />
leaders not to let the opportunity of the<br />
movement 20
Jubilee pass without definitely resolving the<br />
debt crisis. The Pope made his statement<br />
alongside other image shattering meeting<br />
with pop stars, economists and<br />
campaigners, spearheaded by U2 singer<br />
Bono. The "funky pontiff" (as Bono cosily<br />
labelled him) apparently tried on the pop<br />
star's pair of wraparound shades, and then<br />
asked to keep them. When the Vatican<br />
refused to release photos of this exchange,<br />
it only succeeded in ensuring the story hit<br />
the tabloids along with pictures of the Papal<br />
Spitting lmage pop star puppet. The real<br />
pontiff is extremely reluctant to be used as<br />
a puppet for any campaign, so his new call<br />
for debt relief was a true indication of his<br />
own desire to see the Jubilee 2000 vision<br />
brought to fruition.<br />
There are few people on this planet that<br />
possess a level of authority to throw down<br />
such a gauntlet to the world's leaders. That<br />
Bill Clinton picked it up was a surprise. That<br />
he abandoned the pragmatic language of<br />
economists and politicians and appropriate<br />
the language of Jubilee and poverty<br />
eradication was astonishing, if rather<br />
disquieting. Jubilee 2000 believes that<br />
regardless of whether he chose his<br />
language to flatter the campaign (and<br />
therefore get them off his back) or whether<br />
it reflected a real change of heart, the US<br />
President injected new momentum into the<br />
debt campaign. The UK team (Blair, Short,<br />
and Brown) must have realised immediately<br />
that to regain their lead on debt they would<br />
have to at least match the US offer. A new<br />
race to the Millennium is on: it's hoped that<br />
Barbara Crowther is Campaign Manager for<br />
the Catholic aid agency CAFOD, one of the<br />
founders of the Jubilee 2000 movement.<br />
rcllef<br />
V nction cards to Japan can be ordered<br />
from to Japan can be ordered from<br />
CAFOD on O20 77 33 79 0O or at<br />
wwwcafod.org.uk/japantorm.htm. Or by<br />
returning the form on the card sent with<br />
the copy of <strong>Movement</strong>.<br />
Tony Blair will have made his move by the<br />
time he steps into the Dome on New Year's<br />
Eve.<br />
The G7 leaders are not scheduled to<br />
meet again until July 2000. When they do, it<br />
will be in Okinawa, Japan. This will be the<br />
summit of the Jubilee year. But will it go into<br />
the history books as the Jubilee Summit?<br />
So far, Prime Minister Keizo 0buchi of Japan<br />
has lagged behind most of his colleagues,<br />
and he has largely got away with it. The<br />
Japanese Jubilee 2000 movement has<br />
appealed for help in encouraging him to<br />
mark the Okinawa Summit by finishing off<br />
the job started in Birmingham and Cologne.<br />
Rather than wait until July, people in the UK<br />
can join this call now by sending their name<br />
and photo to Japan as part of a giant paper<br />
chain, using new campaign action cards<br />
(see details below).<br />
Jubilee 2000 has already changed the<br />
course of history. lt has broken records for<br />
petition signatures. lt has brought together<br />
religions and races, farmers and finance<br />
ministers, pop stars, politicians, and the<br />
Pope. lt has even made presidents speak<br />
with the words of prophets. Total debt<br />
cancellation at the G7 this year would be a<br />
Jubilee-in-the-making for the poor. And a<br />
pretty good entry for page one of our new<br />
millennium's historV. {n-<br />
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V tunitee 200O wants to make the<br />
world's largest petition by collecting 22m<br />
signatures in favour of debt cancellation<br />
for the poorest countries. 17m signatures<br />
have already been collected. The petition<br />
above is from the Democratic Republic of<br />
Congo, a highly indebted poor country:<br />
those who could not write signed with a<br />
thumbprint.<br />
E HAVE to sAY I wAS t'lollTY<br />
I I depressed when I heard srr ctrtt<br />
II singing the Lord's Prayer to 'Auld<br />
LangSyne'. "Am ltoo old?" he<br />
cried, feeling re-buffed by the pundits. "ls<br />
there no appreciation any longer for rock 'n<br />
-<br />
roll?" he lamented, wondering why his record<br />
wasn't hitting the airwaves. Despite the fact<br />
Auld man's whine<br />
ls the angel who 'offers me protection,<br />
his risible single reached no. 1 in the charts<br />
(how?), I wanted to cradle him in my arms,<br />
gently stroke his hair and say "No, dear Cliff,<br />
the reason why your song didn't make it with<br />
the DJs is that, well, is just that... - it's naff."<br />
The fact is, the words of the Lord's<br />
Prayer are not popular currency these days.<br />
ln their traditional form, as sung by the<br />
brave Knave, they don't capture the mores of<br />
our culture.<br />
A 'Father who art in Heaven', the notion<br />
of being'hallowed', the concept of a<br />
'kingdom' are tough concepts even for those<br />
7<br />
J<br />
isoundings<br />
, in spirituality<br />
Ruru Hnnvgv<br />
the soul of the psatmist ctings?<br />
Cotter's 'By Heart for the Millennium'. (See.<br />
p.3 for details)<br />
Have you listened to 'Angels' by Robbie<br />
Williams recently? Not hard, as it is still the<br />
muzak of the month in shopping malls,<br />
petrol stations and swimming pools. I read<br />
the lyrics of the song in conjunction with<br />
Psalm 63 and stumbled upon the following<br />
connections: Robbie's 'lying in ma bed'<br />
meanders gracefully with 'l think of you on<br />
my bed, and meditate on you in the watches<br />
a lot of Love and affection' the same cetestiat being to whom<br />
I<br />
who are theologically literate. And in our<br />
world of sceptical secular spirituality these<br />
concepts are rightly no longer simply being<br />
accepted.<br />
Yet the sense that these words express<br />
is deep, true and longjasting: a sense of<br />
wonder and awe at creation; a sense of<br />
responsibility for our planet; a sense of care<br />
for those around us in need. There are many<br />
who have re-written the Lord's Prayer in ways<br />
that are more accessible for instance Jim<br />
movement 21<br />
of the night'. ls the angel who'offers me<br />
protection, a lot of love and affection'the<br />
same celestial being to whom the 'soul' of<br />
the psalmist'clings' and in the 'shadow' of<br />
whose 'wings' the psalmist 'sings for joy'?<br />
So here's your answer Sir Cliff: next time<br />
you are filled with self doubt, get together<br />
with Jim Cotter and Robbie Williams and<br />
workshop your way to a revolutionary new<br />
sound.
and nonsense<br />
The gospets were written a generation after the death of Jesus by peopte who were<br />
convinced that the Messiah had come. Can we actuatly know what did he said and<br />
did? The quest for the Historicat Jesus has gone on for over a century and Duncan<br />
Park explores the latest twists and turns.<br />
Des erately<br />
see rng Jesus<br />
Jesus sald, "Whom do you say that I am?<br />
And they answered and said, "You are<br />
the eschatological manifestation of the<br />
!1ound of our bein$, the kery$ma of<br />
which we derive the ultimate meanin{<br />
in our interpersonal relationships."<br />
And Jesus said: "What?"<br />
(Graffiti in a Cambrid$e loo)<br />
xo s Jrsus? Wnr Jusus<br />
Wbooks stretching from Galilee to<br />
Pluto and after reciting his 'lifestory'<br />
a billion times in the creed,<br />
that might seem a silly question. Surely<br />
Jesus is the deity everyone knows, the<br />
messiah next door, the familiar face in every<br />
stained glass window. He is the hero of the<br />
G reatest-Story-Ever-Told? And told. And told.<br />
Ah but that's just the point. Have we told his<br />
story so much it has become our storf Has<br />
movement 99<br />
the real Jesus been worn away like beads in<br />
the hands of devoted pilgrims? ln our<br />
spiritual feeding frenzy, have we eaten his<br />
flesh and left only a sanctimonious vapour<br />
behind?<br />
Robert Funk, world-renowned New<br />
Testament scholar and founder of the<br />
controversial Jesus Seminar, thinks we<br />
should be told. ln his brilliant Honest Io<br />
Jesus, he points to something rather<br />
important missing between'born of the<br />
Virgin Mary'and 'suffered under Pontius<br />
Pilate'. Like a life.<br />
The Jesus of the Gospels is the hero<br />
with a thousand faces, too mythic to move.<br />
Our creeds have turned (Crossan's)'peasant<br />
with attitude' into cosmic potentate, servant<br />
into Lord, prisoner into Judge, prophesier<br />
Pau[ took Jesus<br />
and threw him to<br />
the Greeks. The<br />
rest is mythotogy.<br />
into Prophesied and Funk's 'iconoclast into<br />
icon'. Paul took Jesus and threw him to the<br />
Greeks. The rest is mythology. History found<br />
a faith and lost Jesus. For Funk, the job of<br />
the Seminar is to give Jesus back his life.<br />
Why bother? Surely the 'Post-Easter<br />
Jesus' (Marcus Borg) was the one that<br />
worked? The Christ of Faith rather than the<br />
Jesus of history transformed the world. He<br />
certainly did, but does he still and for how<br />
long? Many post-religious Christians have a<br />
gnawing uncertainty about their spiritual<br />
legitimacy. The mesmerising tales Mother<br />
Church told us about her Divine Lover get<br />
more like the fantasies of a single parent<br />
trying to explain the absence of a father.<br />
Was he such a superman? Did the angels<br />
sing and the tomb open? Did he walk on<br />
water? Did he even walk on earth? Could
I<br />
ogy<br />
Mother have lied? Such questions stir many<br />
Christians to search for their'real' spiritual<br />
parent.<br />
But what will daddy be like? Will<br />
'meeting Jesus again for the first time'<br />
(Borg) be a great disappointment? I mean,<br />
do we really want to discover that Jesus was<br />
not a Christian? That he didn't have all this<br />
prayer and praising in mind. That his Jewish<br />
ancientness is as alien as a Martian? Funk<br />
suggests that we would be better having a<br />
'bastard messiah' than an'unblemished<br />
Lamb of God'. By making him a rather<br />
'underachieving' deity (his miracles are<br />
parlour tricks today) have we forgotten what<br />
a remarkable man he was?<br />
Perhaps the real value in our search for<br />
the historical Jesus is in what gets<br />
demythologised en route. As we hack our<br />
way through Gothic architecture, Latin<br />
liturgies, Greek metaphysics and Jewish<br />
midrash, we expose the myths that became<br />
history and the opinions that became<br />
creeds and begin to know, at least, who he<br />
is not. This is liberating in itself. But there is<br />
much more to be gained.<br />
For a start we join the noble tradition of<br />
Questers who got off to a shaky start in the<br />
early nineteenth century. ln spite of the<br />
heady intellectual backlash against<br />
institutionalised magic, it was a brave man<br />
indeed who applied the new science of<br />
history to Jesus himself. One such was the<br />
young Fredrick Strauss who published his<br />
The Life of Jesus Critically Examined (1835)<br />
and lost his job as professor of Divinity on<br />
the same day he was appointed, never to<br />
teach again.<br />
Mother might be showing signs of senile<br />
dementia but, clearly, there were still many<br />
post-Enlightenment ways of getting burnt at<br />
the stake. As the post-Enlightenment thaw<br />
exposed icon after icon, scholars still<br />
averted their gaze from the mysterious<br />
figure who had legitimised western<br />
civilisation for nearly two millennia. Jesus<br />
was trans-historical, a sliver of eternity on a<br />
brief visit to time. The earliest interest in the<br />
historical Jesus was understandably<br />
cautious and the critical virus remained<br />
Funk suggests that we woutd be<br />
better having a 'bastard messiah'<br />
than an runblemished Lamb of God'.<br />
virtually dormant until the turn of the<br />
century when it emerged full-blown in Albert<br />
Schweitzer's Quest oF the Historical Jesus.<br />
This seminal study did for the transhistorical<br />
Jesus what a comet did for the<br />
dinosaurs. Jesus entered history.<br />
For most Questers that seemed to be<br />
that. Either Jesus was of his time (ipso facto<br />
irrelevant to us) or continually re-created by<br />
the Church (ipso facto there's no point in<br />
unearthing Jesus of Nazareth). Rudolph<br />
Bultmann went on to translate Schweitzer's<br />
methodology into existentialist theology and<br />
spawned a whole generation of cryptohumanist<br />
theologians (Tillich, Bonhoeffer et<br />
al). But the world was entering an epoch of<br />
mega-death, and had no appetite for such a<br />
slender saviour.<br />
The world turned and the many disciplines<br />
involved in the Quest (archaeology,<br />
literary criticism, historical criticism,<br />
linguistics and so on) made great advances.<br />
Entrepreneurial Biblical scholars no longer<br />
needed their insights put'on message' by<br />
the Church or the Academy. Meanwhile the<br />
Church itself drifted rudderless toward the<br />
postmodern world, bemused whether to go<br />
backward or forward, uncertain what to do<br />
with the historical Jesus, should he ever be<br />
found.<br />
movement 23<br />
So, enren rHE JEsus SemrrlR rn<br />
1985 at Santa Rosa, California, and the<br />
Quest returns from limbo. Robert Funk<br />
chal lenged thi rty-f ive New Testament<br />
scholars to join together in a renewed Quest<br />
for the historical Jesus. Nearly a century<br />
after Schweitzer left for the jungles of<br />
Africa, the Quest was on again. But this time<br />
it was different. Funk and his Seminar was<br />
going all the way. lt was also going public.<br />
No more ivory towers. No more jargon. No<br />
more looking over the shoulder (though its<br />
scholars do get their death threats) at sniffy<br />
alma maters.<br />
Its methodology was radical and<br />
transparent. lt would go through all the<br />
words and the acts of Jesus. Their (now<br />
200) highly reputable scholars (now Fellows<br />
of the Jesus Seminar) would, after<br />
deliberating openly on all the available<br />
evidence, from all sources, vote on its<br />
degree of authenticity. They apply four<br />
colour-coded categories - red (probably),<br />
pink (possibly), grey (probably not) and black<br />
(definitely not) to the ancient texts. The<br />
result is The Five Gospels, The Acts of
Jesus, The Gospel of Jesus and a whole<br />
library of Jesus Seminar publications<br />
detailing the results of their findings. Such a<br />
method has its critics. However their<br />
collective results show remarkable<br />
cbnsistency with New Testament scholarship<br />
in general.<br />
Unsurprisingly their'results' are radical.<br />
From the L8o/o of sayings and the L6o/o of<br />
acts of Jesus that made the red corner, the<br />
Jesus that emerges from this Quest is freed<br />
from the myths and creeds of the Church.<br />
lndeed, he can hardly be called religious at<br />
all, and is certainly no moralist. Funk is quite<br />
blunt - the Christian faith is not the faith of<br />
Jesus and the gospel of Jesus is not the<br />
Jesus of the Gospels. This 'real' Jesus is not<br />
concerned with the beliefs or doctrines of<br />
the traditional Church, far less the<br />
supernatural shenanigans of evangelicalism.<br />
Funk's Jesus is a sage. Crossan's is a healer.<br />
Borg's is a mystic. All are Jewish. All are<br />
peasants. Not much pickings here to feed<br />
the pomp and circumstance of the Ecclesia<br />
and no supernatural junk food for<br />
evangelical extra-terrestrials.<br />
The findings of the Jesus Seminar are<br />
radical, not because they are influenced by<br />
unpronounceable Continental philosophers,<br />
but because of the radical Jesus that<br />
emerges from the sources themselves. We<br />
should not be surprised if at first glance<br />
Jesus looks oddly contemporary - a Jewish<br />
Buddhist with feminist/ecological leanings -<br />
compassion, justice, truth, wisdom and a<br />
dollop of humour. But, at second glance, we<br />
find an altogether more radical Jesus -<br />
angry, hedonistic, anarchic, who would rip<br />
apart all our pretensions, safety nets and<br />
cosy assumptions and who does not present<br />
us with options but gives commands. What<br />
we do with such a radical 'Jesus' is another<br />
question, perhaps another journey.<br />
lf all that sounds all too human, perhaps<br />
this is because we have been myth-taken.<br />
Perhaps the truth is much more exciting.<br />
Perhaps the 'real'Jesus, preserved in the<br />
time capsule of Christian mythology, has at<br />
last broken free from our doctrinal tomb and<br />
is only now rising from the dead. lf so, be<br />
warned - the beginning is nigh.f4-<br />
Duncan Park is a writer based in Luton. He<br />
is member of the Salvation Army, the Sea<br />
of Faith and organiser of the Pil$rim<br />
Network!<br />
. The Jesus Seminar On-TheRoad comes<br />
to the UK (with Robert Funk) for six weeks<br />
in the sprin$ of 200o.<br />
.A publlc debate is taking Place at<br />
Salvation Army, Oxford Street, London<br />
(April 8th) and the Friends Meetlng House,<br />
Edinburgh (2oth April). Also in Aprilthere's<br />
a 3day retreat in Crieff, Perthshire and<br />
another at Cliff College near Sheffield.<br />
.For further info contact Duncan Park on<br />
t: 01582 705 279 e: pilgrimnwk@aol.com.<br />
Or see the website wwwpilgrimnetwork.com<br />
lNorareo<br />
KOpanang (own label)<br />
tr<br />
attended the SCM<br />
conference this year<br />
will know this band<br />
well. I was one of the<br />
lucky people who had the<br />
chance to be part of their<br />
workshop as well and so<br />
although this review maY be<br />
slightly biased in favour of the<br />
band I also feel that I can give<br />
an informative review as I have<br />
sung some of the tracks.<br />
/ndebted is a collection of songs<br />
"ref lecting the vitality of music from<br />
Southern Africa where so manY<br />
countries struggle under the<br />
impossible burden of debt".<br />
Kopanang say they are indebted to<br />
the people whose songs they sing due<br />
to the richness and the inspiration it<br />
brings. 10% ofthe cost (t10) is<br />
donated to Jubilee 2000.<br />
The album kicks in with'TiYen<br />
'Abale' - a lively corpmunity song 0f<br />
thanksgiving - a call to worship. The<br />
tenor and bass backing together with<br />
innovative percussion make this a<br />
vibrant s0ng that you can listen to over<br />
and over again, it is relatively short but<br />
what it lacks in length it more than<br />
makes up for in quality.<br />
'Ndikweza' is a setting of Psalm<br />
121 with gorgeous harmonies,<br />
contrasting dynamics and a<br />
continuous unrelenting rhythm.'Moyo<br />
wathu mdzikoli' is a very vocal song<br />
with three simple notes constructing<br />
an amazingly catchy backing. The<br />
words would be a tongue twister to<br />
Southern comfort<br />
any non-native of Malawi but the band<br />
come out with gold stars. A long but<br />
easy-to-listen-to track.<br />
'Unodisbom'is a traditional Xhosa<br />
song from South Africa. The<br />
translation is'Unodisbom<br />
disappeared with my cattle - they say<br />
he's crary'! 'A Jehova lnu' is a song<br />
celebrating God's love for the whole<br />
creation. lt starts by gently building up<br />
percussion before the vocals come in,<br />
it is perhaps a weak link in the album<br />
and very samey, but nevertheless it<br />
has some great percussion.<br />
'Mtendere mwa Jesu'- well what<br />
can I say? Only that this song carries<br />
with it some great memories of the<br />
SCM conference. Alison, Richard,<br />
Jenny, Jane, Rob and I performed this<br />
to the congregation on the SundaY<br />
having been taught it by Kopanang in<br />
the workshop and I still can't stop<br />
singing it in the shower!<br />
'Bonke bazaliswa' - 'theY were all<br />
filled with the spirit, they cried aloud'.<br />
The harmonies make a lovely series of<br />
chords before the song launches into<br />
alleluias, a song with a real sense of<br />
awe.<br />
movement 24<br />
The next three tracks are taken from<br />
a Eucharist for unity, part of a jaz<br />
Eucharist from South Africa. They are a<br />
great contrastto the rest ofthe album,<br />
being more contemporary and using<br />
more modern instruments. The contrast<br />
works well and the songs fit into the<br />
album better than you might expect.<br />
With 'Taona'the percussion is<br />
back with a vengeance having been<br />
largely overpowered in the last three<br />
tracks. lt's a song of encouragement<br />
to work for good. 'Mose' is a song<br />
about Moses, Jonah and Jesus. A<br />
simple song but with fantastic backing<br />
percussion.'Noyana' ("we will meet in<br />
heaven one day") is perhaps the onlY<br />
truly contemplative song on the CD.<br />
Think ofTaize with an African feel and<br />
you might come close to this<br />
wonderful song.<br />
Skhanda Mayeza is a hangover<br />
song - a song every student should<br />
have in their CD player after a wild<br />
night out. The literal translation - don't<br />
worry I'm not a fundamentalistl - is "l<br />
must get medicine, I have a<br />
headache".<br />
The album ends with 'Hamba Nathi<br />
'Nkululi Wethu'which means go with<br />
us on ourjourney. A great end to the<br />
album both in terms of the music and<br />
the message. A really catchy and<br />
playable tune.<br />
Overall this is a high quality<br />
recording which includes manY<br />
contrasting songs but a sense of<br />
togetherness within the album. The<br />
album is about issues as well and it is<br />
good to know that people out there<br />
still care about our world, about peace<br />
and aboutjustice. ltwas a wonderful<br />
experience to meetthem and PlaY<br />
with them, I shall continue to pine for<br />
another similar experience, or at least<br />
for their next album...<br />
Colin Lea is a third year economics<br />
student at the Universi$ of Leicester.<br />
is the communications officer of<br />
Leicester AngSoc.
Clare Marie Horsneer gets the shakes watching the The Blair Witch Project. But<br />
camera technique aside, why is this fitm so innovative and scary?<br />
Sylvan foes<br />
HAT I8 THERE LEFT<br />
to say about lhe Blair<br />
Witch ProjecQ For almost<br />
six months now, everyone's<br />
known that it's scary. Really<br />
scary. Scary enough to break box<br />
office records and become the most<br />
profitable film of all time. Scary<br />
enough to make hardened film critics<br />
cack themselves with fear. How scary<br />
can you get?<br />
Why? To some extent, it's all about<br />
innovation. Frankly, there's not really<br />
much that scares today's media-sawy<br />
generation. The whole point about<br />
horror is that it doesn't work without<br />
the element of surprise. ln 1960,<br />
Norman Bates hacked up Janet Leigh<br />
in the shower - and hey, if even the<br />
heroine couldn't make it to the end of<br />
the movie any more, clearly no one<br />
was safe. Scary, you'll agree. But by<br />
the late eighties, though, we all knew<br />
where we were again. Friday 13th Part<br />
764: Jasorls Back - but he'll be dead<br />
again by the end of it. Not something<br />
to lose sleep over.<br />
The Blair Witch P/olect doesn't<br />
even nod to the conventions ofthe<br />
honor genre and barely acknowledges<br />
those of mainstream film generally.<br />
There's no steady-cam climbing the<br />
stairs ominously to the tightening<br />
sounds of a high-pitched string<br />
orchestra; in Blair Witch, the camera<br />
is with the victims all the way. They're<br />
making the film, and its their eyes,<br />
not a director's, that we see through.<br />
There aren't any clues to keep you one<br />
step ahead ofthem, and you can only<br />
thank God that you're in a nice warm<br />
cinema, instead of out in the big bad<br />
wood, because to all intents and<br />
purposes, it could be you.<br />
It's shot mainly on video, but the<br />
documentary scenbs, which are shot<br />
on film, provide an eerie backdrop of<br />
exposition, as well as a welcome relief<br />
from the jerky, hand-held shakiness of<br />
the video sequences. lt's also<br />
incredibly restrained - there's a<br />
considerable amount that y0u don't<br />
see - but it's all implied through the<br />
improvised responses of actors<br />
Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard<br />
and Michael Williams, and it's<br />
unnerving, to say the least. The final<br />
shots are incredibly understated, and<br />
all the more alarming for it. The occult<br />
implications are more frightening for<br />
THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECTt;<br />
Everl'thing you vc hearcl is trttc.<br />
occuning off-camera.<br />
Most people who haven't been out<br />
in the woods themselves recently,<br />
know that the actors had no script<br />
and didn't really encounter the<br />
There's not<br />
reatly much<br />
that scares<br />
today's<br />
media-sawy<br />
generation.<br />
directors, who just left them notes<br />
and piles of food at pre-ananged<br />
locations. When they ran out of food,<br />
they got hungry. When it rained, they<br />
got wet. The effect is that what you<br />
see is, t0 all intents and purposes, as<br />
real as it gets. And while film has<br />
always been in the business of<br />
'making it real' - unlike, say, the<br />
theatre - The Blair Witch Project takes<br />
realism to a new level. Because the<br />
dialogue isn't scripted, because<br />
there's no carefully crafted<br />
camerawork, because there aren't any<br />
expensive CGI effects, the film has an<br />
air of immediacy and authenticity<br />
which makes it a breathtaking piece<br />
of work in itself. The overall effect is to<br />
reduce the distance between the<br />
audience and the film - distance<br />
usually created by all the aspects that<br />
remind you you're watching a film, like<br />
the soundtrack, the slick camerawork<br />
and the famous faces. lt convinces<br />
you thatthe'footage' is real. And if<br />
the film is real, then clearly so is the<br />
Blair Witch...<br />
There has, of course, been an<br />
incredible effort to make sure it<br />
remains real. The internet site and<br />
accompanying book, providing the<br />
history of the Blair Witch legend were<br />
available way before the film hit the<br />
U.K. A TV documentary, Ihe Curse of<br />
the BlaiWitch, showing interviews<br />
with experts on the occult, the<br />
archaeologists who'discovered' the<br />
reels offootage, and even the<br />
' missing' students' relatives,<br />
interspersed with the'found' footage -<br />
that is the film itself - was screened<br />
prior to the film's release. An internet<br />
database of American actors listed<br />
the three who appeared in Blair Witch<br />
as'deceased'. And even the<br />
merchandising men have done their<br />
job without blowing their cover - the<br />
'soundtrack' is actually an<br />
'accompanying album'. 0f what? A<br />
tape of songs allegedly found in Josh's<br />
car.<br />
It's a complete multimedia<br />
experience. The problem is that the<br />
film is only one part 0f the whole, and<br />
there's a tendency to lose sight of it in<br />
the face ofthe media hype. lfs also<br />
been suggested that it might work<br />
better once it comes out on video, as<br />
it was filmed with a video camera. lt<br />
is, however, still well worth seeing on<br />
its own merits, and if you're cynical,<br />
the directors have suggested that<br />
anyone who doesn't find the film scary<br />
should try watching it on the small<br />
screen late at night, alone in their<br />
house. I don't know about you - but I<br />
certainly won't be.<br />
Clare Marie Horsneer is a member of<br />
Warwick SCM and saw the film at its<br />
British Premiere,<br />
movement 25
Emily Bardell peeks at Canongate's second series of setections from the good book.<br />
Ya lfttle beauty<br />
THE POCKEI CANONS<br />
(Canongate)<br />
tr*ri;!*,<br />
as much as these have. This<br />
collection follows the first<br />
set in a series which have<br />
essentially revived<br />
Canongate's fortunes.<br />
The subject matter is the<br />
key. Forthose notyet in the<br />
know, or who missed the first<br />
set ofthese books, each<br />
contains a book ofthe Bible,<br />
from either Old orthe New<br />
testaments, preceded with an<br />
introduction by someone<br />
you'll probably have heard of;<br />
mostly writers, from best<br />
selling novelists, to<br />
theologians, including Ruth<br />
Rendell, Joanna Trollope, "an<br />
old asthmatic Glaswegian"<br />
(Alasdair Gray) and Peter Ackroyd,<br />
through to Karen Armstrong (catholic<br />
nun and feministtheologian) and Mier<br />
Shalev (lsraeli theologian). Each an<br />
important communicator in their field.<br />
Ihe use of the Bible in this manner<br />
has offended some - by giving these<br />
(mostly) secular writers a free rein to<br />
look at these literary texts - but also<br />
provided a route for the bible to those<br />
of an entirely secular persuasion,<br />
together with those of us too liberal to<br />
'read' the Bible, yet too lazy to ingest<br />
some of the better (but often heavier)<br />
works about it.<br />
Perhaps in this respect, the<br />
translation chosen by Canongate is<br />
slightly odd. I've always found myself<br />
a bitoffended bythe KingJames<br />
Version; the language is about as<br />
exclusive as it gets. But as they<br />
explain, "This version, more than any<br />
other<br />
and<br />
possibly<br />
more than<br />
any other<br />
work in history<br />
has had an influence in<br />
shaping the language we speak and<br />
write today." With that in mind, maybe<br />
they chose well in the intentto<br />
analyse the relevance ofthe bible in<br />
our progressive world.<br />
Each author has well and truly<br />
stamped theirthumbprint on the<br />
particular book they were given. The<br />
brief was interpreted in a variety of<br />
ways from a slightly political diatribe<br />
from Alasdair Gray (Jonah), to an<br />
informative insight into St Paul by<br />
Ruth Rendell (Romans). Some<br />
chose to reflect from a very<br />
personal pointofview on their<br />
own experience -<br />
Piers Paul Read<br />
uses his fathe/s<br />
Modernist<br />
outlook to<br />
explore the<br />
book of<br />
Wisdom, others<br />
prefer to<br />
explain the story to us like P.D. James<br />
on Acts. (l know a considerably larger<br />
amount about the lives of David and<br />
Paul following several of these<br />
introductions).<br />
The booktheywere given also<br />
limited the response posslble. Old<br />
testamenttexts allow much more<br />
room for imagination than the New,<br />
the New being much more historical<br />
books with little of the mystery of the<br />
0ld. Partly why my favourites in the<br />
series are those by Alasdair Gray and<br />
Bono (ofall peoplel) - both given old<br />
testament books. The least engaging<br />
was by Karen Armstrong. But she did<br />
get given Hebrews, and she is an<br />
academic theologian - not a recipe for<br />
an easy read.<br />
Alasdair Gray exhibits a degree of<br />
wisdom when interpretingJonah (if<br />
done in a slightly scathing fashion)<br />
and goes on to tackle some ofthe<br />
more pertinent problems in our<br />
society. "The only grand truth in<br />
Nahum's triumphant song is that<br />
nations who keep living by<br />
armaments will perish by them."<br />
Bono amused me most ofthe way<br />
on his exploration of the Psalms.<br />
Perhaps as a musician he is granted<br />
added insight into these lyrical<br />
writings. He brings his own story to<br />
share with us and gives a pretty<br />
sensitive insight into David - "a star,<br />
the Elvis of the bible".<br />
These little books are not only<br />
clever, they are also beautiful -<br />
adorned with a black and white<br />
photograph in some way suggestive of<br />
the text.<br />
The authors all tackled theirtext<br />
with some degree of reverence,<br />
unusual and pleasantto read, with<br />
even the least reverent finding time to<br />
appreciate the importance of this<br />
incredible collection 0f writings.<br />
Well worth a wee investment if<br />
you've some spare change in your<br />
pocket, and they might even inspire<br />
you to actually nosey atthe big book<br />
itself again.<br />
Emily Bardell is a medical student in<br />
Glasgow and a member of General<br />
Council.<br />
B00K(s)<br />
Ruth, Esther<br />
Samuel Land2<br />
lsaiah<br />
Jonah, Micah, Nahum<br />
Wisdom of Solomon<br />
Acts of the Apostles<br />
Romans<br />
Hebrews<br />
Psa/ms<br />
INTRO BY<br />
Joanna Trollope<br />
Meir Shalev<br />
Peter Ackroyd<br />
Alasdair Gray<br />
Piers Paul Read<br />
P.D, James<br />
Ruth Rendell<br />
Karen Armstrong<br />
Bono<br />
TYPTCAL QUoTE<br />
"Ruth is a story of simplicity and gentleness,' Esthet one of hatred and savatery!'<br />
"But David, King of lsrael - as we children of lsrael are fond of singing - lives and breathes."<br />
"lt stand out like a great melody, informingthe future and irradiatintthe pasti'<br />
"l hope the reform of Britain starts in Scotland."<br />
"My father Herbert Read... balked at Jun{s answer when asked if he believed in God: 'l do not believe, I knov/!'<br />
'Acts is a restless book, full of comings and goings, of dramatic incidents and violent events."<br />
"Faith can only arise through human berngg c/ose contactwith the gospel!'<br />
"0ur author is poignantly aware that is hard to live a religious life without any tangible replicas of the divine here below."<br />
"David was a star, the Elvis of the Bible, if we can believe the chiseiling of Michaelangelo (check the hce - but I<br />
still cadtfigure out thrs most farnous Jels foreskin)"<br />
movement 26
,"' books<br />
THr Hnnny Ponrn SeRrrs<br />
by J.K, Rowling (Bloomsbury)<br />
HARRY PoTTER B00KS just aren't<br />
published fast enough.<br />
Following the anival of Joanna<br />
Rowling's first novel about a boy who<br />
discovers he's a wizard, adults have<br />
breathlessly anticipated nights in the<br />
bath tub with a gin and tonic,<br />
savouring the delights of Harry Pottefs<br />
exploits. Even the grown up's who<br />
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don't need to wait until the kids have<br />
had first shot have secreted it from<br />
other household members, lest they<br />
read ahead and spoil the ending.<br />
Hany Potter and the Philosophels<br />
Stone (1997), Harry Potter and the<br />
Chamber of Secrets, and Harry Potter<br />
and the Prisoner of Azkaban (1999)<br />
are imaginative, intelligent, and wellcrafted<br />
tales. Each ofthem covers a<br />
year of Hany's education at Hogwarts<br />
School for Witches and Wizards, and<br />
to the more usual boarding school<br />
pranks, such as sneaking out of the<br />
castle at night and paying<br />
unauthorised visits to the nearby<br />
sweet shop, are added invisibility<br />
cloaks, maps of secret tunnels in<br />
which you can watch yourself move,<br />
and a tantalising range of magical<br />
edibles which call to mind the land of<br />
sweets at the top of Blyton's Faraway<br />
Tree.<br />
Hany himself is a lovable character;<br />
a bit geeky, not too sugary, and<br />
capable of much mischief along with<br />
friends Ron and Hermione. Yet we are<br />
never more certain of good<br />
championing over evil, because Harry<br />
Potter is special to the wizarding world<br />
(which, by the way, exists in our<br />
midst), is gifted with great integrity,<br />
and is ever ready to do battle<br />
with the dark forces of He-<br />
Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named,<br />
and his various underlings,<br />
all of whom present an illfated<br />
challenge to the young<br />
hero.<br />
There are those<br />
(Americans), I believe, who<br />
question Rowling's<br />
saintliness, arguing that<br />
Harry Potter is satanic of all<br />
things. lt is hardly worth<br />
dignifying such good folks<br />
with a response, however.<br />
Good triumphs, and if there's a<br />
little sparkle of tomfoolery along<br />
the way, it only serves to ensure that<br />
Rowling's humour separates her from<br />
the crowd of today's overly-politicallycorrect<br />
children's authors, who are<br />
sorely in danger of losing their sense<br />
of fun altogether.<br />
There are 'adult-style' covers of the<br />
Harry Potter books available for the<br />
feint-hearted. Most discerning<br />
readers, however, will choose to<br />
brandish their'Double Smarties<br />
Award-Winne/ paperbacks with pride !<br />
(AMANDA McLEOD)<br />
A hard life's work<br />
LovE's Wonr<br />
by Gillian Rose (Vintage)<br />
GILLIAN R0SE'S Love's Work is an<br />
astonishingly powerful book by an<br />
astonishing woman. The book, like the<br />
person, strains categorisations to<br />
breaking point - ls it autobiography?<br />
Poetry? Philosophy? Theology? ln fact<br />
this book is an interweaving of all of<br />
these and more.<br />
Rose was an academic who taught<br />
philosophy, political theory and<br />
theology, as a glance atthe list of her<br />
other books indicates: Hegel, The<br />
Dialectic of Nih,/isrnet al. Yet if<br />
anyone needs convincing that<br />
philosophy need not be dry and<br />
detached from everyday life, Love's<br />
Work should do the job. Not since<br />
Plato's Symposlum have sex and<br />
philosophy been so closely<br />
intertwined ! Equally important there<br />
is here no devious division between<br />
philosophy and theology, which<br />
trivialises the former and privatises<br />
the latter. This is a book about<br />
families, friendships, death, sickness,<br />
sex, bodies, women, love - the most<br />
mundane and yet precisely also the<br />
most profound (and therefore<br />
religious / philosophical) matters.<br />
This attempt by an academic to reflect<br />
upon the most prosaic (and private)<br />
details of her life could have been an<br />
honendously pretentious and affected<br />
project, but it emphatically does not<br />
do this. Like many similar people,<br />
Rose is in love with words and ideas,<br />
yet her style has a certain beautiful<br />
sparseness which prevents her toying<br />
from becoming indulgent or sickening.<br />
As a Jewish intellectual, Rose<br />
stands at the cross-roads of two<br />
immense traditions to which she is<br />
indebted: The rich, earthy, mystical<br />
fleshiness of her iewish heritage, and<br />
the hedonistic, yet sterile and<br />
analytical tradition of the Modern<br />
post-Enlightenment world (which she<br />
repeatedly describes as' Protestant' ).<br />
The interaction of these two related<br />
and yet foreign worlds can be dizying<br />
at times, ut is always intriguing:<br />
Ancient wisdom from the rabbis is<br />
offered with the casualness as if it<br />
had come from the latest issue of<br />
Cosmo; Graphic discussion of the<br />
significance of her colostomy is<br />
followed by reflections on Dante or<br />
Descartes; Kant and Marx come and<br />
go with as natural ease as<br />
the various relatives, friends,<br />
lovers and angels who are all<br />
painted with tender honesty.<br />
Rose's own views are not<br />
presented with polemical clarity in<br />
this book. However, the ideas with<br />
which she plays remain fascinatingly<br />
suggestive to theological concerns.<br />
Her writing is pregnant with what in<br />
Christian theology would be regarded<br />
as a radical incarnationalism<br />
(suggesting that this is not so foreign<br />
to Judaism as some would have us<br />
believe). Stemmingfrom this are<br />
various hints of criticisms towards<br />
'protestant' modernity, for its<br />
intellectualism and neglect ofthe<br />
body. Her thoughts on the holocaust,<br />
her illness and God are opaque and<br />
painful and, as before, resist simple<br />
categorisations like 'theist' or<br />
'atheist' . This subtle position comes<br />
across as she mediates upon the<br />
inscrutable Midrash: "Would thatthey<br />
would forsake Me, but obey my<br />
Torah. "<br />
The brief vignettes into her<br />
intriguing life story avoid the usual<br />
tendencies of biography towards<br />
tedium or titillation. Her talent for<br />
seeing the comic in the mundane and<br />
tragic experiences in her childhood<br />
and child-like adulthood offers the<br />
reader a surprising degree of empathy<br />
and intimacy, which becomes tinged<br />
with exquisite pain as AIDS and<br />
cancer begin to impinge upon the<br />
story. The wild life of a brilliant and<br />
beautiful women becomes<br />
overshadowed by the sickly sweet<br />
smell of a decaying rose. Yet even<br />
amid this mood of mortality, despair<br />
and death do not seem to triumph;<br />
there remains a passionate<br />
commitmentto life:<br />
" I will stay in the fray, in the revel of<br />
ideas and risk; learning, failing,<br />
wooing, grieving, trusting, working,<br />
reposing - in this sin of language and<br />
lips. "<br />
This is a stunning, beautiful,<br />
touchingand provocative book. lts<br />
unusual form and language and<br />
hermetic intensity should not prevent<br />
anyone from trying it.<br />
(JoHN HUGHES)<br />
movement 27
The horror of war is easy to condemn - but where do you go from there?<br />
Elinor Mensigh looks at two books that have some suggestions.<br />
Ffghtfng talk<br />
DEMANDTNc puce: CHRrsrnru Resporses<br />
ro WnR nno VrolEncr<br />
by A. E. Harvey (SCM Press)<br />
Blooov Hrrr<br />
(Ed) Dan Hallock (Plough)<br />
HE MEDIA TODAY IS<br />
saturated with graphic<br />
accounts of war and<br />
conflict in various parts of<br />
the world, from the Balkans to Central<br />
Africa to Northern lreland and so on.<br />
The temptation is to turn our backs on<br />
these conflicts because their sheer<br />
c0mplexity overwhelms us. Grasping<br />
what is going on in an area of conflict,<br />
such as Kosovo, is difficult enough,<br />
never mind facing the dilemmas that<br />
flood our minds when we discuss what<br />
we think our response (as individuals<br />
and as a nation) should be.<br />
The strength of Demandint Peace<br />
lies in A. E. Harvey's discussion of<br />
such a socially, politically and<br />
historically diverse range of attitudes<br />
to war and violence. Readers are<br />
presented with a comprehensive and<br />
unbiased exploration of the complex<br />
issues and dilemmas. Nevertheless,<br />
the book is written, to my relief (!), in<br />
an accessible and readable style.<br />
0ur assumptions are challenged<br />
throughout the book. Whatever view<br />
we personally have of war, in reality<br />
both pacifist and non-pacifist stances<br />
have been regarded as'legitimate<br />
responses to the Gospel' by most<br />
churches. Demandin!, Peace draws<br />
our attention to the ambiguity of the<br />
Bible concerning war.<br />
People looking to the Bible for<br />
guidance on what the Christian<br />
response to war should be are likely to<br />
become pretty confused. ln the Old<br />
Testament God seems to regularly<br />
condone the destruction and killing of<br />
whole communities, yet in the New<br />
Testament we are told to love our<br />
enemies. The author suggests that we<br />
look to Jesus' example of selfsacrifice,<br />
instead of searching for<br />
teaching which explicitly rejects the<br />
use of violence. Jesus, however, is not<br />
portrayed as a weak or passive victim,<br />
but rather as a person who refuses to<br />
replicate 0r retaliate against the<br />
violence which others inflict upon him.<br />
How do we respond to that challenge?<br />
This interpretation could steer us<br />
in the direction ofthe pacifist stance.<br />
Demandint Peace contains accounts<br />
of successful non-violent protests<br />
('people powe/) and negotiations<br />
which and these are becoming<br />
increasingly significant. 0n the other<br />
hand, it is also recognised that<br />
peaceful protests may not always be a<br />
viable option when confronting the<br />
threat of modern weapons in the<br />
hands of oppressive regimes. The<br />
book reminds us that we are<br />
witnessing world leaders agonising<br />
over long-winded negotiations as they<br />
desperately try to reach a compromise<br />
The temptation is to turn<br />
our backs on these conflicts<br />
because their sheer<br />
comptexity overwhetms us.<br />
and avoid war. The use of weapons as<br />
a last resort, in recenttimes, hasto be<br />
a sign of hope to us all.<br />
A stimulating analysis of the 'Just<br />
Wa/ theory takes up a large chunk of<br />
the book and this part, in particular,<br />
examines the kinds of issues with<br />
movement 28<br />
which we are currently struggling.<br />
Harvey examines the complexity of<br />
conflicts today. I ntervention is<br />
considered by most to be a just and<br />
compulsory response t0 the violation<br />
of human rights, though this action<br />
may potentially lead to violent<br />
confrontation. A key question to ask is<br />
whether our intervention will cause<br />
more harm than good. The author<br />
emphasises the changing attitude of<br />
the general public towards war.<br />
People are increasingly tending to<br />
oppose intervention when a high level<br />
of 'collateral damage' is likely. This<br />
has to be another sign for hope.<br />
The writer admits that we can<br />
never know the motives that lie behind<br />
the decision to intervene or not to<br />
intervene in international or national<br />
conflicts. lntervention is no longerthe<br />
decision of one individual but of many<br />
individuals, organisations and<br />
countries. Although they appearto be<br />
officially unified in their objectives,<br />
true motives will always to some<br />
extent be a mystery!<br />
Demanding Peace does not offer<br />
easy answers to readers, neither does<br />
it persuade them to adopt a certain<br />
view of war. lt does, however, provide<br />
a comprehensive overview ofthe<br />
changing nature of war and of our<br />
attitudes towards it.<br />
Harvey concludes with a brilliant<br />
interpretation ofthe book of<br />
Revelation. An apttheme as the<br />
millennium (apologies for contributing<br />
to the overuse ofthat dreaded word!)<br />
approaches along with the<br />
entertaining predictions of doom and<br />
gloom and the end of the world !<br />
I would like to finish by quoting<br />
the concluding two sentences,<br />
describing God's peace, because they<br />
sum up perfectly the thinking behind<br />
Novembe/s SCM Conference on the<br />
Beatitudes.<br />
"lt is the vision which gives<br />
meaning to our lives, power to our<br />
prayers, hope and endurance in the<br />
midst of our history. lt is the sum of all<br />
we believe, all we strive for, all we pray<br />
for as we seek to respond to the<br />
promise of God's kingdom on earth."<br />
Arnrouen wE ARE rr:Pr<br />
informed by the media about events in<br />
areas of conflict, it is ultimately up to<br />
those working in the media and in<br />
positions of powerto decide what<br />
information will be reported. They<br />
select those situations which they<br />
think should be brought to the<br />
attention ofthe public butthey also<br />
choose (or are pressured into<br />
choosing) to conceal certain pieces of<br />
information.<br />
lf you want to discover the other<br />
half of the story, the half that usually<br />
remains hidden from the public, then<br />
Bloody Hell isthe book to read. A new<br />
pocket-sized book published by<br />
Plough, it brings together powerful<br />
personal accounts of war, written by<br />
veterans of different ages, sex and<br />
nationalities. The individual<br />
testimonies are brutally honest and<br />
disturbing. They depict the hanowing<br />
scenes of carnage which the veterans<br />
have had to face. The accounts also<br />
reveal the way in which many veterans<br />
feel deceived, manipulated and<br />
abused by the military and<br />
governmental bodies.<br />
I was also left with the feeling that<br />
an opportunity had been missed to<br />
include some experiences of non-<br />
Western soldiers. The West has often<br />
ignored their voices. All of the<br />
contributors seemed to be either from<br />
the USA or from Great Britain and<br />
most of them were describing their<br />
experiences ofthe Vietnam War, the<br />
Gulf War or the Falklands.<br />
Bloody Hell is, nevertheless, a<br />
brave and honest reflection on war.<br />
Elinor Mensigh is SCM's new Groups'<br />
Worker.
* BRINGING UP BABY<br />
What is this? A CD -<br />
buried amongst prep<br />
school prospectuses<br />
on a Habitat coffee<br />
table - called 'Baby<br />
Needs Mozart.' lt<br />
increases baby's<br />
intelligence and life<br />
chances, you<br />
see. The cover<br />
shows a toddler<br />
with a glint in<br />
his eye as if to<br />
say: buy this CD<br />
and lwill<br />
become a<br />
lawyer or<br />
perhaps a doctor,<br />
and provide for you<br />
handsomely in your<br />
dotage.<br />
Let me suggest a more<br />
realistic scenario. Your baby<br />
falls asleep to Mozart every<br />
night while the rest of<br />
his/her unspeakably<br />
common cohort is<br />
brought up to a<br />
back-ground of<br />
bickering and<br />
gangster rap<br />
I<br />
and Radio 1<br />
DJs "giving<br />
a big<br />
shout to<br />
the Watford<br />
posse". Your progeny is able to<br />
compose librettos but is unable catch<br />
a ball. When your precocious egghead<br />
goes in on the first day of school<br />
humming Erne Kleine Nachtmusik,iI<br />
soon becomes clearthat Baby Needs<br />
A Kicking.<br />
ln response l've started my own line:<br />
Baby needs Goth-Rock. Just getting<br />
the front cover done now.<br />
* FANTASIA:THE MORNING AFTER<br />
Disney are bringing out a follow-up to<br />
Fantasia called, intriguingly enough,<br />
Fantasia 2000. lt follows the same<br />
formula of classical music plus tenibly<br />
amusing cartoons and mad acid<br />
flashbacks. Mickey Mouse aka the<br />
Sorcere/s Apprentice has to clear up<br />
vomit and recycle bottles (to Wagner).<br />
And the rhinos go back to the fancy<br />
dress shop and try to explain - using<br />
only sign language ; why the tutus<br />
have ripped seams.<br />
* CREED IS GOOD<br />
WWJD is a trend amongst people of<br />
faith who can't be bothered to work<br />
out ethics for themselves, and Oasis'<br />
Liam Gallagher is all for it. He<br />
explained the principle of WhatWould<br />
lohn Do?, which has guided his career<br />
thus far, to Q magazine: "l believe in<br />
John Lennon, I believe in everything he<br />
stood for, that's the nearest to a God<br />
thing I get to. I'm sure he was a cunt<br />
as well, but he was a good guy..."<br />
J<br />
* MY ROUTE<br />
TO FAME,<br />
WWJD demands that you<br />
Iove Lennon with all<br />
your heart, all your<br />
soul and all your<br />
eyebrow.<br />
FORTUNE AND RICHARD<br />
WHITELEY<br />
Now that the sun sets at half<br />
three, I have to do something<br />
on these long dark nights. I<br />
have invested in a<br />
rhyming dictionary<br />
(confectionery!) and<br />
got reams of application<br />
forms from the Patent Office<br />
(glottis!).<br />
)<br />
The best inventions so far: acne pygmy<br />
chimney chutney (the Body Shop's<br />
new organic soot face mask);<br />
mizenmast elastoplast (bandage for<br />
a broken ship); snootflute (nose<br />
pipes); mute snootflute (nose pipes<br />
that are broken).<br />
lf I keep this going I could have a slot<br />
on Countdown before the<br />
commercials... better stop now.<br />
* QUE CERTSE SERA<br />
Serpent had the delight of discovering<br />
an essay by everyone's favourite<br />
hostage-in-your-own-home, Salman<br />
Rushdie. Salman recalls a film made<br />
as a tribute to him:<br />
A few years alo there was a<br />
Pakistani television film made<br />
cal/ed lnternational Guerillas. Ihe<br />
subject ofit was the heroic<br />
attempt by lslamic tenorists to<br />
murder ne. ln this film there was a<br />
character called Salman Rushdie,<br />
who was presented as a drunkard,<br />
a sadist, a torturer and a murderer,<br />
and at the end of the f/m this<br />
character was murdered by no<br />
/ess a person than God.<br />
lwatched the film. ltwas appalinf,<br />
and one of things I most objected<br />
to was the fact that the character<br />
playing me appeared in a very<br />
large assortment of incredibly ugly<br />
safarl suits, cerise safarl suits,<br />
and other equally unpleasant<br />
colours. Butthere is something<br />
undeniably revolting about<br />
w atch i n t yo u rse lf b e i n t<br />
murdered by God in the<br />
movies.<br />
Not an experience that many<br />
people have.<br />
* THIS EMU WONT FLY<br />
lmagine this. lt is 2008 and the Prime<br />
Minister, Phoney Blah, is starting his<br />
third term in office; he decides we<br />
must join the European Monetary<br />
Union and pulp the Great British<br />
pound. Some Europhobes take<br />
exception - the 17 remaining Tory<br />
MPs, the Countryside Alliance and<br />
allsorted fundamentalist Christians<br />
who believe that EMU is the final step<br />
before we get bar-codes on our<br />
foreheads. (Honestly ifyou were<br />
Beelzebub, Lord of Darkness and Barcoder<br />
of Heads, wouldn't you pick<br />
somewhere more glamorous to live<br />
than Brussels?)<br />
Anyway, this unlikely band<br />
of rebels takes to the<br />
hills to live a pure<br />
life without EMU,<br />
that filthy<br />
contaminating<br />
currency. They set up<br />
a system of barter, but<br />
this soon collapses as<br />
humanity has forgotten how it<br />
works. So, they begin using<br />
remaindered memoirs of Tory<br />
politicians as currency (there are 10<br />
thatchersin a churchill; small change<br />
consists of tebitts and demr-haf,ues).<br />
Although some of the outlaws were<br />
Boy Scouts, no one really knows how<br />
to survive outdoors without a Range<br />
Rover and wax jacket.<br />
ln time, they are forced to join up with<br />
crusties and travellers, who have been<br />
doing so for years. There is tension at<br />
first, but the hardship brings them<br />
together and a beautifully diverse<br />
underground culture emerges. Tweed<br />
ponchoes, hempjodphurs and red<br />
setters on string are all the rage for a<br />
season. Swampy and Michael<br />
Portfolio - whilst chilling out to<br />
Spiritualised at Glastonbury - hit it off<br />
and strike a pact: to oust the PM in<br />
the next election.<br />
Just a thought...<br />
* DOUBLE SAMMY<br />
The truth is strangerthan fiction,<br />
especially around Halloween.This was<br />
seen in the window of a local<br />
newsagent: "Wanted for a feature film.<br />
Lookalike/double for Sammy Davis<br />
Jnr. Must be under 5'7" and available<br />
on October 31st. lf you fit this<br />
category (you do not necessarily have<br />
to be facially similar and age is not a<br />
problem the most important thing is<br />
the height) please phone."<br />
* SIGNING 0N... AND 0N...<br />
Thank you t0 'a little bird', who uses e-<br />
mail, for this. Hermeneutics applied to<br />
a SIOP slf,n.<br />
1. A postmodernist deconstructs the<br />
sign by knocking it over with his car,<br />
and thus ends the tyranny of the<br />
north-south traffic over the east-west<br />
traffic.<br />
2. A serious and educated Catholic<br />
drives through it because he believes<br />
he cannot understand the stop sign<br />
apart from its interpretive community<br />
and tradition. 0bserving that the<br />
interpretive community doesn't take it<br />
too seriously, he doesn't feel<br />
obligated to take it too seriously<br />
either.<br />
3. Average Catholics and mainline<br />
denominationalists don't bother to<br />
read the sign but will stop if the car in<br />
front does.<br />
4. An orthodox Jew takes routes<br />
devoid of stops to eliminate the risk of<br />
disobeying the Law.<br />
5. A scholar from the Jesus Seminar<br />
concludes that the passage " STOP "<br />
was never uttered byJesus, since he<br />
would not stifle peoples' progress.<br />
So, STOP is a textual insertion from<br />
stage lll of the gospel tradition,<br />
when the church was first<br />
confronted by traffic in<br />
its parking lot.<br />
6. An Old Testament<br />
scholar amends the<br />
text, changing the T<br />
to H. The resulting<br />
"SH0P" is much easierto<br />
understand in context<br />
than "STOP" because of<br />
o the multiplicity of stores<br />
in the area. The<br />
o :;T,i;:ff[ifif:':<br />
form deschichte<br />
arteraiton. Tnus, tne<br />
O -O<br />
srgn announces Ine<br />
existence of a shopping<br />
area. lf this is true, it could indicate<br />
that both meanings are valid, thus<br />
making the message " STOP & SH0P. "<br />
movement 29
T}IE<br />
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