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Zoltan Helsey argues that the less gtamorous environmental issues are being<br />

sidetined because we'd rather hear sensational predictions about rising sea [evels<br />

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there is a hot summer or a strong hurricane<br />

some scientist, almost inevitably, will<br />

appear on TV spouting warnings of human<br />

induced climate change and how things will<br />

only get worse. But how true are these<br />

apocalyptical predictions? With what<br />

confidence can we believe scientists'<br />

predictions?<br />

The research for climate change is<br />

undertaken using huge supercomputers<br />

which are able to simulate the Earth's<br />

climate. By changing parameters in these<br />

models - such as a doubling of<br />

greenhouse gases in the next 50 years -<br />

they can try to predict what the climate<br />

will be like in the future. Most of the<br />

models predict the Earth's climate will rise<br />

in temperature by an average of 1.5 to<br />

4.5'C. You will, no doubt, have seen these<br />

kinds of figures in the news, but just how<br />

accurate are they?<br />

The problem with these predictions is<br />

that they rely on models which are far from<br />

perfect, since they operate at a relatively<br />

coarse resolution; moreover they are trying<br />

to model a system which is inherently<br />

chaotic. To verify these models, scientists<br />

try to predict past climate changes from<br />

which we do have some data. This is not<br />

ideal, because whilst Europe has many<br />

years of past data, vast parts of the globe<br />

(the oceans and Africa) have little recorded<br />

climatic data. Even if these global predictions<br />

are accurate, what is really needed by<br />

policy makers is regional estimates of<br />

climate change. Again, the climate models<br />

face difficulties here and it is very difficult<br />

to predict regional climate change.<br />

Despite these criticisms, many<br />

scientists argue it is best to be cautious<br />

and make plans for various climate change<br />

scenarios. The difficulty is implementlng<br />

the restraints needed to reduce<br />

greenhouse gas emissions. Most people<br />

agree with cutting greenhouse gas<br />

emissions; but it is hard to get people to<br />

use public transport more regularly or boil<br />

less water in their kettles and so on. To<br />

effectively implement climate change<br />

controls would require a radical change in<br />

the economical and political structure of<br />

society. lt demands a stop to economic<br />

growth, perhaps through the<br />

implementation of large taxes on fossil<br />

fuels.<br />

Such a policy is very unlikely to be<br />

taken up and hence what will probably<br />

happen is that nations will adapt to the<br />

effects of climate change as they happen<br />

The effects will not happen overnight, but<br />

over a period of time which gives us the<br />

chance to build bigger flood barriers or<br />

whatever. Remember also that the<br />

greenhouse effect will also lead to positive<br />

changes like larger areas for cultivation at<br />

high latitudes. This may lead to larger crop<br />

yields and the possibility of growing a<br />

greater variety of crops in the UK. Maybe<br />

with average temperatures in the UK<br />

increasing, British wine will taste better!<br />

We, of course, have a responsibility to<br />

look after the planet. However, despite the<br />

media attention this gets (perhaps<br />

because stories of doom are always<br />

popular) we must not forget other equally<br />

important yet less glamorous<br />

environmental issues. These include land<br />

fill sites, the protection of wetlands, the<br />

effects of oil drilling on British coral,<br />

desertification, urban pollution, heavy<br />

metal pollution....<br />

These issues do not get the same<br />

amount of attention in the media, or as<br />

much research funding, because they<br />

often operate at a local level and are<br />

perhaps less dramatic stories compared to<br />

global changes. For example, wetlands are<br />

vital habitats for migrating birds, they are<br />

great absorbers of pollution and they<br />

provide flood protection. But when did you<br />

last read a story about wetlands in the<br />

press? lt would seem sensible that we do<br />

not over focus our efforts on climate<br />

change and neglect the rest of the<br />

problems the environment is facing. ls<br />

climate change worth worrying about? Yes,<br />

but we must not ignore other environmental<br />

issues as a result and one should<br />

remember that the scientists' predictions<br />

are far from perfect.<br />

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Thank you Stephen<br />

We bring you the news that our Project<br />

Worker for Publications, Fundraising and<br />

Membership Development, StePhen<br />

Matthews came to the end of his contract<br />

with SCM in November. SCM's Project<br />

Workers are employed on a two year basis,<br />

to ensure fresh energy and new ideas.<br />

Stephen began working for SCM just<br />

before the 1997 Annual Conference and in<br />

his time here became a familiar and<br />

friendly face at all of our events. He was an<br />

excellent fundraiser (a dull but essential<br />

job) and gifted in the art of persuasion, he<br />

made more people part with their cash than<br />

anyone before him! He is now headed for<br />

greater things in the big city and we wish<br />

him well.<br />

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at the start of the conference, but I hope<br />

that they felt they'd learnt something about<br />

it by the time they left! Not unsurprisingly<br />

then the weekend focused a lot on<br />

persecution, but I left feeling hopeful about<br />

Christianity in the next century, having learnt<br />

that the Beatitudes tend to focus on<br />

reversal and that things don't always have to<br />

stay the way they are.<br />

We had three very powerful speeches,<br />

particularly profound was Chris Kitch's<br />

account of her own time as a 'bag-lady' and<br />

her experience of'reversal. I think we all<br />

learnt something from her, if nothing else to<br />

listen with our hearts.<br />

The workshops were good too, I wasn't<br />

able to sample them all but I can say that I<br />

had fun with the drama and I believe the<br />

general consensus was thumbs up. The<br />

weekend was nicely rounded off with SCM<br />

joining in with the service of the United<br />

Reformed Church, where we were staying.<br />

Not only was it nice to be able to take part<br />

in their service and spread something of the<br />

message of what SCM is and what we do,<br />

but it was also good that we were able to<br />

SCM staff and conference speakers (l-r: Stephen Matthews, Nick Bradbury' Chris Kitch'<br />

Carrie Styles, Mary Alfonse, Ellie Mensingh)<br />

give something by contributing pieces from<br />

our various workshops.<br />

We also had Kopanang, a fab band, on<br />

the Saturday night, which nicely mixed<br />

entertainment with the telling of a message'<br />

And spread throughout the weekend,<br />

worship from Cambridge, Lincoln and Leeds<br />

and group activities.<br />

Overall I think the last SCM conference<br />

of the century went out with a bang! I really<br />

enjoyed being part of the planning team and<br />

I hope that all those who attended enjoyed<br />

it as much as me. We can now look forward<br />

to a new millennium and whatever SCM<br />

conferences that will bring us!<br />

(ELSIE RILEY)<br />

SEE ALSO PAGE 4: creative writing and art<br />

from the conference.<br />

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The Taize Experience!<br />

Get your dlaries out now and make<br />

sure you remember to keep the flrst<br />

weekend of March free! The organlsers of<br />

the Ecumenical Gatherlng 2OOO (SCM,<br />

CSC and Methsoc and St Alphege's<br />

Church ln Solihul) are lnviting you to a<br />

weekend's taste of Talze ln the charmlng<br />

city of Blrmingham. To make the flavour<br />

of the weekend more authentic, the event<br />

wlll be led by Brother Paulo, a welFknown<br />

member of the Talze community.<br />

There wlll be plenty of chances to<br />

partlclpate in the beautlful Taize style of<br />

worshlp, as part of a large group of young<br />

people. As well as the worship, you'll be<br />

able to find out more about what the<br />

Taize communlty is and what lt stands for,<br />

Various workshops will offer you the<br />

possibility of exploring themes about<br />

whlch Taize is concelned, such as peace<br />

and reconclllatlon. Booklng forms wlll<br />

soon be avallable from the SGM offlce.<br />

coming up: Ecumenical meeting<br />

2000. BrRlrrrucHnm, 3Ro - SrH<br />

Mnncn 2000.<br />

Child soldiers<br />

Stuart Ullathorne of<br />

Pax Christi writes:<br />

Since January 1982<br />

no less than ninety<br />

two 16 and L7 year<br />

olds have died<br />

during service.<br />

Britain has the<br />

lowest (equal)<br />

minimum age of recruitment, the largest<br />

recruitment of under 18s into the armed<br />

forces, and the lowest age of deployment.<br />

On 10th November the Coalition handed<br />

in a 6O 000 strong petition to the Prime<br />

Minister which strongly urged him to<br />

support the introduction of an Optional<br />

Protocol to the UN Convention On The<br />

Rlghts Of The Child. This would raise the<br />

minimum age of recruitment and<br />

participation in the British Armed Forces to<br />

18 years of age.<br />

Ethnic minorities and young people who<br />

are economically deprived are often the<br />

focus of recruitment campaigns, as it is<br />

assumed that possibilities for further<br />

education and good employment will not be<br />

available to them elsewhere.<br />

However, the question should be asked:<br />

is the recruitment of young people into the<br />

armed forces a suitable means of<br />

compensating for their lack of<br />

opportunities?<br />

For more information on the issue p/ease<br />

contact Pax Christi. t: 0787 203 4884 or e:<br />

p axc h r isti@ gn. a p c. o rg.<br />

Cockney Catholic Workers?<br />

A group of people in London are<br />

thinking about the possibility of beginning a<br />

Catholic Worker community. There are<br />

already groups in Liverpool, Glasgow and<br />

Oxford. The Catholic Worker movement is<br />

committed to actions of resistance and<br />

hospitality and emerged from 1930s<br />

depression in the USA.<br />

A group of people have been meeting<br />

once of a month to discuss the possibilities.<br />

It is most likely to be in east London. Fr<br />

Martin Newell said: "At this stage there are<br />

lots of if and bits and maybes. We are just<br />

drawing people together." lf you are<br />

interested in living in a radical intentional<br />

community, contact Martin Newell on 0171<br />

4764L29. Spread the word...<br />

Summer challenge<br />

Doug Hemin! of World Vision writes;<br />

ln her recent article Beki Bateson explored<br />

the complex issues which Palestinian<br />

Christians face in the West Bank and Gaza<br />

Strip ('Surface Tension', M103). Most<br />

tourists to the Holy Land tend to be<br />

cocooned away from the harsher realities<br />

which these 'Living Stones' of the<br />

Palestinian Church now face. Beki's<br />

challenge to readers was to look under the<br />

surface of this beautiful land from beyond<br />

the comfort of air conditioned coaches.<br />

Here in the Church Relations<br />

Department at World Vision UK we have<br />

been sending teams of Christian students<br />

to the West Bank for some years now. We<br />

offer UK students the chance to visit some<br />

of the communities most affected by the<br />

lsraeli Occupation. World Vision works in<br />

these areas as part of its wider<br />

commitment to the issues of justice and<br />

reconciliation world wide.<br />

The Student Challenge Programme is<br />

run over the summer break for a period of<br />

five weeks which include an initial week of<br />

orientation with local Church leaders,<br />

human rights lawyers and development<br />

experts. The teams take part in various<br />

educational and research projects which<br />

contribute to the longer term work of World<br />

Vision in the Holy Land.<br />

For more information about these teams<br />

p/ease contact Doug Heming at: 599<br />

Avebury Boulevard, Milton Keynes Central<br />

Milton Keynes, MKg 3PG.<br />

O r e-mail : Dou g.He m i ng@worldvisi on.org. u k<br />

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The Cairns Network is an "international<br />

network of people whose spiritual way<br />

involves: being committed to the earth;<br />

wrestling with faith; daring to contemplate;<br />

being creative." They have just published a<br />

32 page booklet called By Heartfor the<br />

Millennium. Further details from available<br />

from 0114 243 Ll82 or cottercairns@<br />

compuserve.com.<br />

The Lesbian and Gay Christian <strong>Movement</strong><br />

has launched a website at http://members.<br />

aol.com/gcm. lt features information about<br />

the organisation and an archive of articles<br />

on gay and lesbian issues.<br />

Spotted in the Guardian letters page<br />

(25/9/99) in response to a piece earlier in<br />

the week about 'hard partying missionaries<br />

who turn pub chats into moral debates<br />

about masturbation and home-taping':<br />

"All the views could have come straight<br />

out of the 1950s. Christians who don't<br />

want to get caught up in the CU right-wing<br />

anti-intellectual bigotry can still do what<br />

those of us who were pursued and prayed<br />

for did then. Join the Student Christian<br />

<strong>Movement</strong>, which is still very much alive<br />

and as intellectually robust as ever.<br />

Dr Jack Priestley, Exeter."<br />

WSCF-Europe's Regiona/ Asse m bly took<br />

place in ltaly at the end of November.<br />

Outgoing Chairperson Eilidh Whiteford and<br />

former <strong>Movement</strong> co/umnlst was<br />

bombarded with gifts from well-wishers.<br />

The new European Retional Committee,<br />

who are responslb/e for the next two years'<br />

program, was e/ected and it includes Kate<br />

Wilson of British SCM.<br />

WSCF-Europe is working on a series of<br />

international and ecumenical projects and<br />

events, details of these can be found on<br />

SCM's website when they are announced.<br />

National Fairtrade Fortnight is running from<br />

6-19th March 2000 and is being used as a<br />

focus to promote fairly traded goods. There<br />

are already 75 products that have earned<br />

the Fairtrade Mark. To complement<br />

Caf6direct coffee and others, a chocolate<br />

called Divine has been launched ("Heavenly<br />

milk chocolate with a heart").


Some creative hightights from SCM's recent conference on the beatitudes.<br />

Creme de la creativity<br />

Blessed are the rich<br />

The creative writing workshop explored the gap between the claims and the reality of the<br />

church. Here are some 'anti-beatitudes' by David Anderson.<br />

* Blessed are the rich for their taxes will be cut to encoura$e enterprise.<br />

* Blessed are those with transferable skills, for they need not fear chan$e.<br />

* Blessed are the poor, for they shall be the subject of award-winning<br />

documentaries.<br />

* Blessed are the revolutionaries, for their portraits shall decorate student bedrooms.<br />

* Blessed are those who believe advertisements, for they shall always have<br />

something new to dream of.<br />

* Blessed are the pure in body, for they will all have bought the latest product'<br />

* Blessed are the ironists, for we need never commit ourselves to anything.<br />

* Blessed are the realists, for they will ensure that nothing changes.<br />

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People from the music workshop sing with Kopanang<br />

Banners by Cathy Clarke, bottom one made duringthe conference.<br />

Words from the beatitudes being rearranged.<br />

Collage poem<br />

by rearranging the words of the beatitudes<br />

(Matthew 5: 3-10, NIV).<br />

Who are the blessed?<br />

Who is the God of the persecuted?<br />

Who are the kingdom?<br />

Are their sons blessed?<br />

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The following was written last summer in<br />

response to some of the wilder claims I<br />

have heard from some evangelist types<br />

during my time at university. A small survey<br />

among friends sugElested that mY<br />

experience was not unique, since most of<br />

the people I showed it to could relate to it. lt<br />

has even been described as 'therapeutic''<br />

"l do declare myself to be in twenty-four<br />

hour communion with God being one of His<br />

chosen ones (and it is to be remembered<br />

that we do not choose God but He chooses<br />

us) after my death my body shall not<br />

corrupt and my corpse shall give off a floral<br />

odour and I do also declare that my<br />

understanding of faith is the only true<br />

understanding and that anyone who differs<br />

from that which I proclaim is mistaken and<br />

their faith is not the true faith and<br />

furthermore The Bible shall be the one and<br />

only absolute source of all knowledge the<br />

very words written there having been<br />

dictated by God Himself (and all objections<br />

raised on grounds of difficulty of translation<br />

or that the original scriptures no longer exist<br />

shall be dismissed on the grounds that<br />

such objections are based on intellectual<br />

reasoning and should therefore form no<br />

part of any religious discussion) My<br />

Statement of faith is embodied in the<br />

KikYoo ten-point doctrine and no other<br />

creed (for after all shall not a group of '60s<br />

students have greater wisdom than any Sth<br />

century Bishops)? none of my words or<br />

actions may be subjected to valid criticism<br />

since I refuse to accept that anything I say<br />

or do intending well could cause anything<br />

but good (and I therefore have an absolute<br />

right to state my opinion of anyone else's<br />

words actions or beliefs and to act on<br />

anyone else's behalf if I consider it right to<br />

do so) and any criticism of such words or<br />

actions shall not deter me for those<br />

subjected to persecution shall be<br />

considered blessed."<br />

(CATHERINE CARFOOT)<br />

Piece not from workshop.<br />

After the earth will they mourn for it?<br />

Because they thirst God,<br />

[and] hunger in their heart for heaven,<br />

they will be filled.<br />

(COLLECTIVE EFFORT)<br />

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some with ten people. All of them had any<br />

of a number of diagnoses: schizophrenia, bipolar<br />

disorders, borderline personality<br />

disorders, epilepsy, depression, dissociative<br />

identity disorders (formerly multiple<br />

personality disordeO. They varied from low<br />

to high functioning, learning life skills, job<br />

ski I ls,' how-to-f u n ction-i n-society' ski I ls, etc.<br />

And despite the support of the mental<br />

health care 'system', they always needed<br />

more.<br />

We could never meet their spiritual<br />

needs, never able to answer why it is they<br />

came out the way they did, and what place<br />

God had in their lives. We were actually<br />

prevented from doing so. Any religious<br />

questions or interest they expressed meant<br />

an immediate referral to a local church. This<br />

was done to protect them from the personal<br />

beliefs of any staff, but still, I always felt<br />

that we were never able to connect with<br />

these people, whose lives clearly needed<br />

some kind of solid foundation, other than<br />

therapy and pharmaceutical medication.<br />

Mental illness is contagious. lf you don't<br />

have good boundaries, you can easily get<br />

seduced by the despair that many of these<br />

people face in having minds and psyches<br />

that don't work the way most minds work.<br />

For this reason, we had a fairly high<br />

turnover in our staffing. There was an<br />

understanding among my co-workers that<br />

few people could deal with doing this kind<br />

of work for much more than three to four<br />

years. I was in my fifth year of this work<br />

when I had my first bout of active<br />

depression, in the form of 'post traumatic<br />

stress disorder'. I think I learned at that<br />

point how vulnerable I could be, something I<br />

hadn't even considered before. I was always<br />

popular, had good grades, and was active in<br />

my community. But when I collapsed from<br />

the pressure of my work, I realised that<br />

anyane could have a seemingly normal life,<br />

and secretly be harbouring an inner world of<br />

deep anxiety and pain.<br />

A boy and his brain<br />

Rrcr GnnnNo<br />

At first I treated my condition as an<br />

illness, something I could confront, treat<br />

and leave behind me. But as I explored my<br />

past through counselling and with friends, I<br />

began to realise that what happened to me<br />

wasn't simply based on pressure from work.<br />

It was, rather, an extreme example of a<br />

pattern I had been living for most of my life.<br />

This was not an illness that I could 'defeat'.<br />

This was a chronic condition that I had to<br />

live with. I don't know if it is possible to<br />

explain to you what this<br />

means, exactly. I had to<br />

accept the fact that my<br />

emotions do not<br />

function the way others<br />

do. I had to become<br />

accustomed to overreactions<br />

and<br />

misplaced feelings and<br />

extreme highs and<br />

lows. As a man, I had<br />

been taught that these<br />

things were signs of weakness. As a<br />

Christian, I had been taught to listen to the<br />

voices of passion and compassion. As a<br />

student of political and social analysis, I had<br />

to develop a relationship between my heart<br />

and my head, and have my feelings inform<br />

my thoughts, and vice versa. How could I<br />

trust myself anymore? How could I be<br />

responsible, if I couldn't trust my<br />

responses? The only conclusion I was able<br />

to reach was to be as honest as I could be<br />

about my world, and share that with my<br />

friends and family. Honesty is a key to<br />

dealing with all this, and although I am not<br />

sure whythis is, I have certainly seen it<br />

prove to be my best self-support.<br />

I am sure this must seem somewhat<br />

opportunistic, using this column to testify<br />

about my life experience. I did not initially<br />

plan to focus on my own story as I have, but<br />

I think people need to have a better grasp<br />

on this condition in determining how it fits in<br />

to our overall analysis of the world we are<br />

trying to save. Depression is debilitating to<br />

millions of people around the world, as are<br />

other mental illnesses. lt keeps people from<br />

realising their potential, and often expresses<br />

itself in the form of self abuse and suicide.<br />

This is a rapidly growing illness in a world<br />

that has lost its sense of meaning, its<br />

spiritual centre, and its belief in our<br />

traditional institutions, and hope for the<br />

future. Depression is a serious symptom of<br />

our central issues in the Student Christian<br />

<strong>Movement</strong>.<br />

I do not believe for a minute, however,<br />

that it is anything that can defeat us in the<br />

work we do. ln my study of liberation<br />

Mental ittness is contagious.<br />

lf you don't have good<br />

boundaries, you can easity<br />

get seduced by the despair<br />

that other peopte face.<br />

theology, I have learned that the forces that<br />

oppress us are weaker than we are because<br />

they interpret their strength in money,<br />

muscle and political might. And it is the<br />

study of these powers that is the key to their<br />

failure. ln the case of depression, it is no<br />

different.<br />

I use the illness as a lens through which<br />

I can look at the world. Just as I interpret<br />

the world differently as white, as male, as<br />

gay, and as middle class, I interpret it as<br />

someone who has depression. I also accept<br />

that mental illness is a social construction<br />

that will have ownership of me, unless I<br />

have ownership of it. lt is still a struggle, but<br />

facing struggle is one of those things that<br />

we SCMers do. And it is the way that we<br />

address issues that is our real message to<br />

the world.<br />

lf you are a reader, you could be a writQr,,.<br />

mOVement is always interested in new ideas.<br />

Fancy doing a review? Having a rant? Generating ideas?<br />

lf so, please get in touch - see address on page one.<br />

movement 5


Richard Holloway on the government's attempts to embrace the market economy<br />

and combat poverty. Can weatth creation reatty be for the benefit of the majority?<br />

And do we need to find new ways to talk about inequatity and social intergration?<br />

RED<br />

,<br />

MUD<br />

or slD 7 o<br />

NE OF THE MOST SEARCHING<br />

diagnosticians of the human<br />

condition was Karl Marx. Dr Marx<br />

was a lousy therapist, but his<br />

diagnosis of human social pathology is still<br />

powerful and searching. He understood how<br />

political economies functioned, so his<br />

analysis is a good place to start thinking<br />

about the effect of global capitalism on the<br />

human community. His main insights, like<br />

most brilliant perceptions, once you get hold<br />

of them, are startlingly simPle.<br />

The central claim is that power always<br />

justifies itself, not necessarily by brute force,<br />

though it is rarely reluctant to do that, but<br />

by theories or ideas. That is why the ruling<br />

ideas in any era always justify the position<br />

of the ruling class - they are always used to<br />

legitimate the way things are done by the<br />

people in charge. lt is important to<br />

understand that this is not necessarily an<br />

accusatory insight, though it is a critical<br />

one. A moment's thought will show how<br />

obvious and necessary it is for any<br />

institution to be able to justify itself to itself,<br />

if it is to continue to operate effectively and<br />

not paralyse itself into critical gridlock. The<br />

importance of the Marxist insight is that, by<br />

helping us to understand how institutions<br />

work, it puts us in a better position to strive<br />

for their improvement, or, where necessary,<br />

their complete transformation. The main<br />

point I want to make is that people who are<br />

doing well out of a system rarely call for its<br />

reform. That is certainly how Kenneth<br />

Galbraith understands global capitalism<br />

today.<br />

ln his book, The Good Society, he writes:<br />

'There is the inescapable fact that the<br />

modern market economy accords wealth<br />

and distributes income in a highly unequal,<br />

socially adverse and also functionally<br />

damaging fashion'. Galbraith knows better<br />

than most how good the market economy is<br />

at generating wealth, but he is concerned at<br />

the way those who benefit from the system<br />

refuse to address the damaging effects it<br />

has on the most vulnerable members of<br />

society. Few people today argue for the<br />

complete abolition of the capitalist system.<br />

lncreasingly, however, they are calling for a<br />

candid acknowledgement of its failures. 'We<br />

created the thing', they say, 'so why can't we<br />

learn to modify or correct it?' And we have<br />

started to do this in certain areas. We have<br />

learnt about the cost to the planet of<br />

unregulated industrial activity, so we no<br />

longer tolerate businesses that pollute our<br />

rivers and destroy the quality of the air we<br />

breathe. So far, however, we are uncertain<br />

about how to respond to the effects of the<br />

global market economy on the human<br />

environment. We could make a start by<br />

acknowledging that the system that has<br />

made most people in this country more<br />

prosperous has plunged a significant<br />

proportion of our fellow citizens into poverty<br />

and despair.<br />

One of the undisputed facts of the<br />

history of human industry is that change in<br />

the methods of production always has a<br />

disproportionate impact upon the most<br />

vulnerable in society. History, like nature,<br />

seems to be indifferent to the pain it causes<br />

the weak. Think of the way the industrial<br />

revolution chewed up and spat out<br />

generations of the poor, before we learned<br />

how to protect them from its worst<br />

depredations. The paradox of our time is<br />

that it is the death of heavy industry that is<br />

now devastating the poor. Much of this is<br />

J.K. Galbraith has argued that wealth is<br />

distributed in socially damaging ways.<br />

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the consequence of global economic<br />

changes. Heavy industry has been replaced<br />

by the knowledge economy, and we are only<br />

now trying to catch up with its<br />

consequential impact upon the poor and illeducated.<br />

And, as if that were not enough,<br />

social change has combined with the<br />

economic revolution to destroy the cultural<br />

cohesion of the most vulnerable sections of<br />

our society.<br />

History, like<br />

nature, seems to<br />

be indifferent<br />

to the pain it<br />

causes the weak<br />

When the cultural revolutions of the<br />

sixties met and married the economic<br />

revolution of the eighties, there was created<br />

a potent instrument of social change that<br />

has transformed the social landscape of<br />

Britain, and its most devastating impact has<br />

been upon young, ill-educated workless<br />

males. The institutions that once gave them<br />

a motive for responsible living, such as<br />

holding down a tough, demanding job with<br />

its own culture and honour, and presiding,<br />

however clumsily, within a marriage and<br />

family that was the primary context for the<br />

nurture and socialising of children, have<br />

largely disappeared, and with them the<br />

main ways the human community<br />

traditionally disciplined and integrated what<br />

the Prayer Book calls, 'the unruly wills and<br />

affections of sinful men'. This shattering of<br />

the structures that once gave the poor<br />

significance and purpose has created a<br />

breeding ground for despair and alienation.<br />

Whenever I refer to these facts at the<br />

dinner tables of Edinburgh someone<br />

inevitably points out that no one in Britain is<br />

starving today, because absolute poverty<br />

has been eradicated. That may be true, but<br />

minority poverty has a peculiar cruelty of its<br />

own. When most people were poor, there


ti<br />

nonsense<br />

enjoyed. lt has occurred to the new Left that<br />

this engine of the market, steered carefully,<br />

might be used to drive towards a more fair<br />

and equal society. So, with brilliant<br />

effrontery, they have united the two ideas<br />

together in Holy Matrimony. lt's as though<br />

the Left wing daughter of the shop steward<br />

at the Mill, fresh from the London School of<br />

Economics, and determined to do<br />

something about life in the Valley for her<br />

people, has married the owner's son, a nice<br />

lad, good at making money, a bit challenged<br />

intellectually, but mesmerised by the charm<br />

and cleverness of his unexpected bride.<br />

was a camaraderie and cultural cohesion in<br />

belonging to the working class that gave<br />

them a strength and pride that transcended<br />

the structures that excluded them. But in a<br />

society where most people are prosperous,<br />

and the poor are a minority whose culture<br />

has disintegrated, the pain and anger they<br />

feel is heightened.<br />

It is the mark of a humane and civilised<br />

society to acknowledge this pain and try to<br />

tackle the factors that produce it, though<br />

generations are always sacrificed while we<br />

learn to make the necessary adjustments to<br />

the great engine of change that drives its<br />

way through time. Because the Government<br />

has acknowledged that the endurance of<br />

poverty in a prosperous society is a scandal,<br />

we are currently embarked upon an<br />

ambitious programme to tackle the tragedy<br />

created by the revolutions of our time.<br />

We have acknowledged that the system<br />

that benefits most of us has had the<br />

unintended effect of excluding many of our<br />

fellow citizens, so we have to learn to<br />

correct that tragic imbalance. The<br />

paradoxical thing about the Government's<br />

The Government's programme to end<br />

poverty and social exclusion no longer<br />

conforms to the otd prescriptions.<br />

determination to end poverty and social<br />

exclusion is that the programme of change<br />

no longer conforms to the old prescriptions<br />

of the Left, though it is clearly prompted by<br />

the Left's traditional passion for a more<br />

equal society. lt has been argued that the<br />

Left won the ethical or cultural argument in<br />

Britain, but that the Right won the economic<br />

argument. lt is claimed that the market<br />

economy is the best instrument for the<br />

creation of prosperous societies, even<br />

though the prosperity is not universally<br />

II PEOPTE OF OOOD WILL<br />

must pray that the project will<br />

succeed in bettering the lot of the<br />

excluded. So the intention behind<br />

the Government's anti-poverty campaign<br />

has to be commended, but that does not<br />

mean that we should refrain from critical<br />

analysis of the methods used, nor that we<br />

should retire Dr Marx because we have<br />

nothing left to learn from him. His central<br />

diagnostic insight is still helpful, though we<br />

may have to apply it in a subtler way. The<br />

domination system is more likely to be<br />

spiritual today; we are more likely to be<br />

imposing a moral or cultural agenda on the<br />

poor, because we are convinced that we<br />

know what is good for them.<br />

There is some evidence that the<br />

Government is in the grip of this kind of<br />

thinking; in current social administration<br />

jargon, they have been seduced by SlD. SID<br />

is one of three types of discourse that are<br />

applied to the whole area of poverty and<br />

social exclusion. The three are RED, MUD<br />

and SlD. RED is what is called a<br />

redistribution discourse, because it believes<br />

that there can be no permanent bettering of<br />

the poor without significant elements of<br />

redistribution. MUD is a moralising<br />

discourse that blames the poor for their own<br />

pathologies. SID is a social integration<br />

discourse, which believes all problems will<br />

be solved if we get people back into work.<br />

There is little doubt that the Government<br />

has recruited SID in its campaign to<br />

eradicate poverty in this country. Can he do<br />

it on his own without RED? That is the<br />

question./{t-<br />

Richard Holloway is the BishoP of<br />

Edinburgh and Primus of the Scottish<br />

Episcopal Church. He has written several<br />

well-regarded and provocative books, the<br />

latest being Godless Morality: Keeping,<br />

Religion Out of Ethics has been published<br />

by Canongate.<br />

movement 7


Tim Woodcock meets Dave Andrews, an Austratian ideatist and author of Christi-<br />

Anarchy. Here he tatks about tiving a spirituatity without hierarchies.<br />

Accfdental lffe<br />

of an anarchfst<br />

rv:AxonewstsADnEAilER.<br />

Perhaps the biggest dreamer I<br />

have ever met - and, no, that<br />

isn't meant pejoratively.<br />

Mordja Amari Boradja. lt is an Aboriginal<br />

saying that he invokes: those who lose their<br />

dreaming are lost. Andrews talks about<br />

compassion and inclusiveness and<br />

community, fully aware of how fanciful and<br />

abstract it can sound, yet unlike so many<br />

others, he did not leave such ideas behind<br />

in the 1960s. Dave Andrews has a fount of<br />

quirky anecdotes that demonstrate dreams<br />

can impinge on reality.<br />

For ten years Dave and his wife, Ange,<br />

lived in Delhi, where they set up an open<br />

house for disillusioned travellers. lt became<br />

'against<br />

the home for hundreds. After the murder of<br />

Mrs Gandhi by her Sikh bodyguards, and the<br />

ensuing backlash, he organised sanctuaries<br />

that offered to the Sikhs. Back in Australia<br />

he gained notoriety in the seventies for<br />

almost starting a riot, when he and a friend<br />

stood in a shopping mall handing out $2<br />

notes (their own hard earned<br />

cash) as a protest against<br />

greed.<br />

More recently he has<br />

moved away from grand<br />

gestures and grand standing.<br />

He is based in inner-city<br />

Brisbane, which is a bustling,<br />

cosmopolitan yet violent<br />

place. He is involved with the<br />

Waiters' Union - about thirty<br />

households committed to<br />

'waiting' on people, working<br />

towards community. "ln spite<br />

of our illusions we are only<br />

little people. lf we ever do<br />

great things it is an<br />

accumulation of a lot of little<br />

things. We need to get back<br />

to discovering our littleness.<br />

We need to do little things<br />

with a lot of love and integrity<br />

and dignity - I'd encourage<br />

people to be far less<br />

grandiose."<br />

Andrews has always been a<br />

movement 8<br />

'Christ'<br />

a saY<br />

aod to<br />

as srcn<br />

dissenter. He soon noticed the disparity<br />

between the church's actions and its claims<br />

and spent his teenage years sermonising<br />

and sniping. "lt was only when I got to the<br />

a1e of 20,l realised it was a pretty selfindulgent<br />

response just to lash people. I<br />

came to the conclusion that I if thought<br />

" l came to the conctusion<br />

that I if thought things<br />

needed to change, then<br />

I needed to change. "<br />

things needed to change, then I needed to<br />

change. For the whole of my life, since I was<br />

20, that is the journey I have been on: to<br />

develop an alternative rather than sit back<br />

and take cheap pot-shots..."<br />

The 'alternative' has led to Andrews<br />

identifying a vital but submerged tradition,<br />

what he calls Christi-Anarchy. lt is an idea<br />

explored by Jacques Ellul, the French<br />

sociologist, who calls it 'Tradition X'. He<br />

identifies Ellul as a fellow pilgrim, and<br />

name-checks him along with along with<br />

Dorothy Day, founder of Catholic Worker<br />

movement and 17th century digger Gerrard<br />

Winstanley. Andrews argues that we need to<br />

discount Christianity as a religion,<br />

but still try to remain true to<br />

Christ's teachings. "l want to<br />

replace the ideology with a<br />

sensibility. We need to<br />

reconstruct the idea of what it<br />

means to follow Christ."<br />

This new paradigm demands a<br />

thorough critique of structures,<br />

and this easy-going Australian<br />

becomes unusually didactic<br />

when he starts talking about<br />

church structures: "The<br />

leadership structures in<br />

Christian organisations are<br />

totally contradictory to what<br />

Christ was all about. Jesus<br />

was quite explicit. He said<br />

to his disciples, 'With the<br />

pagans their bosses rule it<br />

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q<br />

all over them. lt shall not be so amongst<br />

you'. He explicitly forbade it."<br />

"We've negotiated with the local<br />

Anglican Church lin Brisbanel to take over<br />

the evening service and to make it a space<br />

for the most distressed and disadvantaged<br />

people in our neighbourhood. So they not<br />

only attend but they control it. Anybody can<br />

speak. Anyone can lead the service.<br />

"There's an open invitation - people<br />

volunteer, then the organiser, if they have<br />

never done it before, will help them do it.<br />

We have people who actually live on the<br />

streets who check themselves into<br />

psychiatric institutions to get on medication<br />

so they can have a greater degree of<br />

stability. They go to a library, plan their<br />

sermon, come and preach it, and check<br />

themselves back out of hospital and go<br />

back on the streets. Now I don't know of any<br />

other church in the world that does that.<br />

"lt is a place where, for us, the good<br />

news is not only the content but the<br />

process. The good news for the poor is not<br />

that the rich telling them the that Christ is<br />

good news for them, but the poor have<br />

access to Christ for themselves. They are<br />

not just an audience."<br />

Such stories should makes those groups<br />

who claim to be inclusive - be it New<br />

Labour or SCM - reassess that fashionable<br />

claim. To truly empower people and to be<br />

authentically inclusive is a terrifying<br />

prospect: it th reatens trad ition, cliq u ish ness<br />

and orthodoxy.<br />

HAI ANDREWS ADVOCATES IS<br />

not a simply anarchy-with-aspiritual-twist,<br />

or a hippy vibe, or<br />

even a progressive'world ethic'.<br />

ln a throwaway epigram, Andrews says: "The<br />

longer I live, the less and less I believe. The<br />

little I believe in, I believe in more and<br />

more." There is an absolutism that jars, an<br />

seemingly unshakable faith in "who God<br />

revealed himself to be in Jesus."<br />

Many people have tried to pinpoint the<br />

moment when Christianity all went wrong -<br />

was it when Christ's teaching was<br />

Hellenised by Paul or embraced by Emperor<br />

Constantine? l\4aybe so, but we can't shift<br />

the blame in this way, says Andrews. Even if<br />

we inherit a corrupted Christianity, it doesn't<br />

" People who live on the streets go<br />

to a [ibrary, ptan their sermon,<br />

come and preach it, and go back on<br />

the streets. "<br />

mean we can't recover the essence of the<br />

gospel. We are responsible for doing that<br />

here and now - Christ's life is still relevant,<br />

his teachings are still compelling.<br />

To illustrate this he mentions the use of<br />

role-play in community disputes: "lf we [the<br />

Waiters' Unionl are working with people that<br />

are in a conflictual relationship we'll<br />

encourage them to role-play different ways<br />

of dealing with that conflict. Sometimes they<br />

come up with ways that are really quite<br />

creative - crossing boundaries of enmity,<br />

relating to<br />

the enemies<br />

as friends.<br />

They'll try<br />

that, and<br />

we'll say after<br />

they've done<br />

it: 'lt worked<br />

didn't it?'<br />

And they'll<br />

say, 'Yeah it did.' 'lt's very interesting that<br />

what you've found is a productive way of<br />

solving a problem which is quite consistent<br />

with the kind of approach Jesus<br />

advocated."'<br />

Or similarly, he remembers being<br />

involved with a group who were going to be<br />

driven out of the slums by the city councils'<br />

bulldozers. "They said to me, 'What do think<br />

Jesus would do?' Do you know anything in<br />

the Bible about how to deal with bulldozers?<br />

I don't. And then I remembered that parable<br />

that Jesus told about a I'il lady and the big<br />

ole judge. She kept on hassling him until he<br />

gave her what she wanted. I told them that<br />

story and said, 'Does that mean anything to<br />

you?' ('cos I didn't say it had to mean<br />

anylhing). They said 'We feel like we are<br />

little people. Maybe we can do what the li'l<br />

old lady did,' and they devised a scheme to<br />

harass the council until they relented."<br />

Andrews' methods are Christ-centred, not<br />

because of an evangelical guilt-trip or need<br />

to prove himself orthodox, but because he<br />

finds them the most effective way to<br />

improve relationships between people.<br />

A key ldea in Andrews' Christi-Anarchy<br />

(Lion, 1999) is that we must abandon a<br />

closed-set conception of following Christ -<br />

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Lllr'<br />

that which defines a Christian, through<br />

either beliefs or behaviour, with 'in' and 'out'<br />

clearly demarcated. He suggests an 'open<br />

set' perspective with fluid boundaries -<br />

becoming more like Christ is the only factor.<br />

ln this new model, conversion still has a<br />

place: "turning towards Christ, whether we<br />

know him by name or not, beginningto<br />

judge our lives, for ourselves in the light of<br />

his love... We can move beyond the<br />

scriptures, creeds, rites, rituals, ceremonies,<br />

and even religions that divide us."<br />

This is not a concession to a complex<br />

and post-modern world (although it deals<br />

with that admirably), but the open set is<br />

drawn from the gospels. Following Christ<br />

does not mean the same thing to all people<br />

- one person is expected to leave home,<br />

and other expected to go home; one told to<br />

sell all his wealth and give it to the poor and<br />

another only half. There are not fixed<br />

standards, but "variations on a common<br />

theme."<br />

Andrews' maverick views and<br />

provocative stances have, inevitably, landed<br />

him in trouble. 'At the moment I've been<br />

called to give account of my theolo$/ at the<br />

local Baptist Theologian College. They said I<br />

could only continue to teach theology if<br />

another member of staff was in the room,<br />

monitoring what I said." His response to this<br />

threat was charmingly unconventional - "l<br />

invited that person to contribute to the<br />

class. Then I invited the staff who were<br />

critical round to my house for a meal, and<br />

took them round the community." By<br />

refusing to play victim, and by exposing his<br />

whole life, it undermined the accusations.<br />

History has shown Christianity to have a<br />

dark side: the lnquisition, colonialism and<br />

wars have all been justified by claiming it is<br />

o c<br />

rl<br />

l v<br />

lrt<br />

What's your favourite possession?<br />

My books.<br />

What are you reading at the moment?<br />

Myth of the Millennium byTom Wright.<br />

Whats yourfavourite film/ play?<br />

Life of Brian.<br />

How do you relax?<br />

Play and listen to music. Write and read a lot.<br />

Tennis.<br />

li<br />

What's your favourite journey?<br />

To the foothills of the Himalayas.<br />

God's will. More significantly, those<br />

tendencies can be found in regular<br />

churches: using orthodoxy as a way of<br />

bullying, using leadership as a way of<br />

controlling people. These things cannot be<br />

brushed away as aberrations, argues<br />

Andrews, they are in fact true indicators of<br />

the nature of Christianity.<br />

So Dave Andrews sets off on a lonely<br />

and hazardous route, trying follow Christ but<br />

What do you like most about yourself?<br />

l'm gutsy.<br />

What do you dislike about yourself?<br />

I'm shy.<br />

What's your favourite word?<br />

Hope.<br />

lf you could be someone else who would it be?<br />

Gandhi.<br />

When did you last cry?<br />

Today.<br />

What are you scared of?<br />

Failure.<br />

Describe a recuning dream that you have.<br />

Flying...<br />

What do you never miss on TV?<br />

Premier League.<br />

What music do you listen to most?<br />

Van Morrison.<br />

What pet hates do you have?<br />

Burmese cat.<br />

What would your motto for living be?<br />

Macsicca! Make sure!<br />

without imperial Christianity. He is not the<br />

first to do it of course. This way predates<br />

Christianity... and, you can only dream, but it<br />

might out-live lt too. f4-<br />

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and is a student at the Scottish Centre for<br />

Journalism Studies.<br />

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graduate, and a sinking sensation. I'd been<br />

a student for so long, I wasn't sure I knew<br />

how to do anything else. No more discounts,<br />

no more lying in bed all day, no more union<br />

prices. A proper job'loomed - lcould smell<br />

office coffee, nine to five hours, a<br />

mortgage...<br />

I'm not the non-student I dreaded<br />

becoming. Two weeks before the start of a<br />

new term, - they don't have terms in the<br />

real world, do they? Except in schools - |<br />

had a phonecall from the post-graduate<br />

course I'd applied for, way back when. There<br />

was a space. Would I like it? Would I ever!<br />

Up until I had that call, it hadn't occurred<br />

to me how terrifying the 'world after college'<br />

can be. Most of my friends are out there<br />

now, working in Somerfield to fund their<br />

MAs, or trying to break in to the graduate<br />

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job market. lt's a big adjustment to make,<br />

and some people never manage it. The<br />

world of university is a bubble, a little<br />

sphere of safety and rules, populated largely<br />

by people of your own age. The rest of the<br />

world doesn't have an Equal Opportunities<br />

policy, or free internet access, or a nicely<br />

priced gym. lt doesn't give you the chance to<br />

be really important to your peers through<br />

politics, or societies, or working behind the<br />

bar. You're not a bigfish in a little pond any<br />

more.<br />

Remember going from primary school up<br />

to high school? lt's a bit like that.<br />

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But it's not all bad news, for those of us<br />

who make it through. You'll have more<br />

money, for a start - well, that's the theory.<br />

What actually happens is that getting a job,<br />

buying non-studenty clothes and starting to<br />

make repayments on your loan (if you're<br />

lucky enough to earn that much) can take<br />

away any extra money you might have had.<br />

That's for the people who are able to go<br />

straight into the job of their choice. The<br />

reality for most people is at least six months<br />

back under your family's roof, trying not to<br />

get nostalgic about being able to stay up all<br />

night in halls. (Were 3am fire alarms really<br />

that much fun?) One thing that might not<br />

have occurred to your undergrad persona is<br />

that you won't be in an SCM grouP any<br />

more. lt's time to move on.<br />

And there is a bright side. lt's unlikely<br />

your boss will expect you to stay up all night<br />

to meet a deadline. And nobody will snarl<br />

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Writing letters and<br />

marching on parliament<br />

no longer cuts the mustard.<br />

We demand to be out there, we<br />

demand community. We want to know<br />

we're not alone, we want to join together.<br />

Everyone at d demonstration has a common concern<br />

and everyone seems prepared to shout about it, Militant<br />

protesters and the old dear who makes the tea on Sunday are<br />

stood side-by-sicle, shouting.<br />

tn the 60s it was enough for tots of peopte to be there, in one place with one goal. That in itself<br />

was radical. This is no longer the case.ln June 1997 there was a protest. whose size surprised<br />

everyone. it attracted an estimated 120 OOO people. The cause? 'The Countryside rtrvJrus Alliance' nrrrqrrvs - dedicated to<br />

the protection of country sports and the rural way of life.<br />

The wortd seems to become ever more<br />

inter-connected and yet more<br />

fragmented. Diccon Lowe<br />

offers a vision of what<br />

But if marching and picketing has become a respectable activity, and if every creed and class is prepared to shout for their<br />

rights, then where do the militant go to be radical? Where can you go to make a difference?<br />

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Well... that's not entirely clear. The net<br />

is one 'place' where alt.protest is thriving.<br />

It offers unprecedented opportunities for<br />

making connections and for causing<br />

mischief. Noone really knows how<br />

effective the web is as a medium for<br />

protest: it is hard to believe that a<br />

forwarded email is as powerful as a handwritten<br />

letter. Anyone can get hold of<br />

software to bring down a website. lt is<br />

there waiting to be taken and used, all you<br />

need is some co-ordination. Aside from the<br />

point€coring, is it worthwhile? A<br />

corporation knows that it can load up its<br />

web site tomorrow without hassle; it knows<br />

that it can just delete any mail from<br />

certain addresses as it arrives. So what is<br />

the point?<br />

The internet is about community and<br />

communication. lt is relatively cheap and<br />

transcends geography, it allows numerous<br />

groups to use their own style of action at<br />

the same time for the same goals.<br />

An effective protest has to be in the<br />

'real world': the net doesn't remove the<br />

need for creativity and planning, it is no<br />

substitute for blood, sweat and tears. I've<br />

never heard of an cyber sit in...<br />

Alternative culture is, and always will be<br />

about, taking the normal and subvertin$ it.<br />

Subvertising, whether it means<br />

deliberately using a corporate identity<br />

against them or spontaneously graffiti-ing<br />

a billboard, makes use of the strong<br />

associations we have with certain images<br />

and products. Mark Thomas' or Ali G's<br />

irreverent interviews only work because we<br />

are familiar with the pomposity of most<br />

political journalism.<br />

So where will alt.protest go from here?<br />

As the media becomes a greater and<br />

greater influence in our lives and the net<br />

replicates itself, becoming ever more<br />

labyrinthine and ever less trustworthy, how<br />

do we get the "righton' message across? I<br />

can see two camps developing. One<br />

pushes radicalism to its limit - it uses<br />

every new tool of protest as it arrives, and<br />

constantly inventing new ways to irritate<br />

corporations and glovernments. lt seeks<br />

ways to transform social spaces into<br />

political ones.<br />

The second embraces the corporate<br />

and bureaucratic structures. lt uses the<br />

system in place tg get its message across.<br />

Gafe Direct are currently runnin$ a very<br />

agglressive marketing campaign for its<br />

fairly traded coffee. Likewise Jubilee 2O00<br />

advertise their campaign very powerfully in<br />

The Big lssue and the Guardian. These<br />

advens play on my psyche as skillfully as<br />

any other company's; but because their<br />

products are considered to be 'ethical',<br />

somehow I don't object. In fact I applaud<br />

the success, and pat myself on the back<br />

because I was buying lt before it was a<br />

household name - and my brand loyalty ls<br />

enforced a thousand fold.<br />

I am not alone in having an automatic<br />

hatred of transglobal companies. But<br />

Oxfam, Christian Aid, Traid Craft,<br />

Caf6direct, these all operate transglobally<br />

- it is inherent in their aims. As charities<br />

and campaign groups like these make<br />

greater use of mail shots and advertising<br />

to promote their message we will have to<br />

learn how to discern who the 'good guy'<br />

multi-nationals are.<br />

And there are the stories of GM crop<br />

trashers, Hawk-Jet smashers, nuclear base<br />

crashers: committing an individual act,<br />

knowing they could be arrested, and using<br />

the courts to gain publicity. lt's not that I<br />

don't support these actions or their wish to<br />

use the law to give mandate to the<br />

campaigning. But I long for people comin$<br />

together to protest. Not necessarily about<br />

the same thing, but protesting in the same<br />

space,<br />

And this is the final innovation in my<br />

eyes. Although it is not an innovation at all:<br />

it is simply people getting together to<br />

protest. This may sound like the marching<br />

and picketing of the past, but there is a<br />

difference. This new way is decentralised.<br />

No one says why it is happening - it just<br />

happens. We protest about everything -<br />

and nothing.<br />

I am talking about thingg (can we call<br />

them campaigns?) such as Critical Mass<br />

and Reclaim the Streets. A group of people<br />

get together and cycle round the city with<br />

no reason given. A group of people block<br />

of a street and have a party with too many<br />

reasons given. There are no obvious<br />

leaders in these activities. Of course<br />

someone must instigate the action, but no<br />

one controls it. No one says what you have<br />

to be protesting about. They don't court<br />

publicity, they just do it. lt is this I love.<br />

Some cycle because they hate the<br />

dominance of the car. Some simply<br />

because they like to cycle. Others to meet<br />

friends. This is multi-layered, multi-lssue,<br />

multi-tactic campaign democracy. No<br />

longer many people with one voice. I want<br />

to hear many people, many, many different<br />

voices,<br />

. Diccon Lowe is training to be a nurse in<br />

Huddersfield and is a member the<br />

<strong>Movement</strong> editorlal team.<br />

Woody Allen in A Brief, yet Helpful,<br />

Guide to Civil Disobedience=<br />

"ln perpetrating a revolution, there<br />

are two requirements: someone or<br />

something to revolt against and<br />

someone to actually show up and<br />

do the revolting. Dress is usually<br />

casualand both parties may be<br />

flexible about time and place but if<br />

either faction fails to attend, the<br />

whole enterprise is likely to come<br />

off badly."<br />

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Two groups have developed<br />

in the nineties which are<br />

notable for their spontaneity<br />

and decentralised structures.<br />

lntriguingly both have<br />

transport issues at their<br />

core.<br />

The tactics of Reclaim The Streets have<br />

included DIY cycle lanes painted overnight<br />

and, on one occasion, taking a jackhammer<br />

to the tarmac of the M41 and<br />

planting trees there. Another time they<br />

tried, unsuccessfully, to seize a BP tanker<br />

on the M25!<br />

It is the impromptu road blockades,/<br />

street parties that are RTS' mark. According<br />

to Mark Lynas, "They have evolved into<br />

festivals open to all who feel exasperated<br />

by conventional society. A carnival<br />

celebrates temporary liberation from the<br />

established order; it marks the suspension<br />

of all hierarchy and prohibitions." RTS<br />

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at bay very few people know the location of<br />

an RTS event before the day - everyone will<br />

meet at the town square or a tube station<br />

and go on from there. Wlro will come is<br />

largely down to word-of-mouth amongst the<br />

dispersed anti-roads sub-culture, although<br />

they always hope to to drag in the<br />

occasional local shopper or policeman.<br />

Reclaim the Streets are "for walking,<br />

cycling and cheap, or free, public transport;<br />

and against cars, roads and the systenr that<br />

pushes them." The car has become<br />

symbolic of the individualism that<br />

denigrates communal quality of life,<br />

especially in urban areas.<br />

There were two local campaigns where<br />

polite resistance had proved futile, and<br />

RTS's approach proved invaluable. Most<br />

famously there was TwYford Down, in<br />

Berkshire, which was primarily an ecological<br />

issue, with Swampy as a media-friendly<br />

mascot; and the M11 in East London,<br />

where the road proposed would fragnrent a<br />

whole community and disPlace manY<br />

people.<br />

As RTS put it: "The cars that fill the<br />

streets have narrowed the pavelnerrts - our<br />

streets have become nrere conduits for<br />

motor vehicles to hurtle through. RTS want<br />

to re-create a safer, lnore attractive living<br />

environment, and to return streets to the<br />

people that live on therr and perhaps to<br />

rediscover a sense of 'social solidarity'."<br />

On the last Friday of everY month<br />

Critical Mass happens, meets and slmp/y is in London. There<br />

are other froups in most major cities - it is an international<br />

phenonrenon. Critlcal Mass is group of cyclists, enough to clog<br />

the traffic. lt is an international phenor"nenon. With obvious-yetrevelatory<br />

slogans such as 'We are the traffic!', it is the<br />

comnronality of being bike-riders that is emphasised. lt is not<br />

planned in much detail - other than a tinre and a place - and<br />

has been described as "a monthly organised coincidence".<br />

Matt Seaton, in article for the fimes Magazine remarked<br />

that: "Critical Mass is a post-modern political phenomenon: it<br />

has a plethora of web sites devoted to it, but no PO box. lt has<br />

no office, no staff, no budget - it is not a campaign in the<br />

conventional sense. lt relies simply on word of mouth, informal<br />

networks and the lnternet, as well as its own momentunl, to<br />

muster about 10OO cyclists in summer and several hundred in<br />

to the Waterloo Brid$e ride."<br />

Perhaps what is most fascinating about Critical Mass is its<br />

spontaneity. lt is not conceived of as demo but as a ride, it is a<br />

social space that can be become a political one'<br />

Chris Carlsson, a rider from San Francisco put it this way:<br />

"l've heard people not liking Critical Mass because: it's too<br />

disorganisecl; it's too organised (self-appointed organisers<br />

impose their own idea of acceptable behaviour; good'spirited<br />

rnass makes a boring ride); it's too apolitical (no demands; no<br />

relationship with politicians); it's too political (too many people<br />

aren't having enough funl)"<br />

Such observations are<br />

signiflcant. People still want<br />

to nleet together and be<br />

cornmunity if only for a few<br />

hours - even if they don't<br />

share the same objectives,<br />

or understand each others'.<br />

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company to behave ethically from the<br />

outside - which is why sometimes<br />

shareholders and comedians are needed<br />

to embarrass a company into action.<br />

The Ethics for USS campaign is giving students throughout<br />

the UK a unique opportunity to affect change within some of the<br />

world's most unethical corporations. We all know that big<br />

businesses frequently put profit before people in an attempt to<br />

make money for their shareholders. However, if those<br />

shareholders demanded that corporations clean up their acts,<br />

the corporations would be forced to listen. 'Ethics for USS' is all<br />

about putting pressure on corporations via the only people that<br />

really matter to them - their shareholders.<br />

80% of academics and administrative staff are members. of<br />

Universities Superannuation Scheme. USS is the official pension<br />

fund of lecturers employed at 'old' Universities, and it is investing<br />

1,18.6 bn in massive corporations on behalf of our lecturers. This<br />

represents 0.5% of UK stockmarket. Students throughout the<br />

People & Planet network are raising awareness among their<br />

lecturers who are shocked to discover that their hard-earned<br />

money is being used to support such paragons of immorality as<br />

Shell (whose pollution of Nigeria is disgraceful), British Aerospace<br />

(which sells arms to lndonesia's genocidal military), Nestle<br />

(involved in unethical marketing of baby milk formulas) and<br />

British American Tobacco (whose aei€iressive marketing in the<br />

Third World is having a devastating effect). Students and<br />

lecturers are working together, demanding that USS respond to<br />

questions about the 2O0O companies in which it is investing.<br />

Furthermore, when USS speaks, companies will have to listen,<br />

illustrating how this campaign has the potential to ensure that<br />

the power of t18.6bn is used to change the way companies<br />

behave.<br />

Over the past few weeks, support for the campaign has been<br />

gathering real momentum. Already 3500 lecturers are in support<br />

of the campaign, and this figure is increasing following the 'Ethics<br />

for USS' Week of Action, during which numerous students<br />

encouraged lecturers campus-wide to support the campaign.<br />

Meanwhile, the campaign has started to attract the support of<br />

some very influential people at Universities including Vice<br />

Chancellors and has been favourably received by USS<br />

committees. We are even more excited by the progressive<br />

response we have had from the USS Management Committee. ln<br />

fact, we are on the verge of winning this campaign!<br />

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fifth TV series for C4. Wlth his mix of<br />

comedy, investigative journalism and<br />

haranguing companies and governments,<br />

Thomas has made more headway than a<br />

thousand other more earnest attempts. For<br />

instance, he pranced in a rabbit costume at<br />

the launch of Nestle's new logo, whilst<br />

telling children about how their promotion<br />

of baby milk in the Third World breaks WHO<br />

guidelines.<br />

On another occasion he went to a huge<br />

arms fair called Defendory lnternational<br />

("Algeria, lndonesia, Kenya, Saudi Arabia,<br />

Colombia - all your top torturers are<br />

there...") and formed a company called<br />

Mackintosh Morley, offering PR to arms<br />

companies and regimes. He had the Deputy<br />

Commander of the Kenyan Army<br />

complaining that Amnesty lnternational do<br />

not understand their culture's values of<br />

child abuse, wife-beating and other human<br />

rights abuses. And the Zimbabwean<br />

Minister of lnformation boasting that he<br />

gets "better at lying every year."<br />

The TV progam and website encourage<br />

people to get involved and apply pressure<br />

on the companies that he names and<br />

shames. The comedian-campaigner said: "lf<br />

you look at the television show we asked<br />

lots of people to get involved, and a lot of<br />

them did. I think that it is a very democratic<br />

show as it actually encourages people to do<br />

things and question things which is very<br />

pro-democracy.<br />

"lf you look at all the stuff that has been<br />

eroded in the last twenty years - such as<br />

the trade unions which is democracy at<br />

work and also the power of local authorities<br />

being curtailed. All the real signs of<br />

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dissenting<br />

voices." Here are<br />

some...<br />

Desktop publishing,<br />

camcorders and the web<br />

have all helped to make alternative sources<br />

of news a reality. lt is already quite possible<br />

to go online and be presented with 'the<br />

news' set according to a pre-selected<br />

priorities (nicknamed the 'The Daily Me'). lt<br />

would be foolish, irresponsible even, to<br />

discard traditional sources of news in favour<br />

of only what interests you.<br />

Nevertheless the mainstream media<br />

could be said to promote a top-down<br />

approach to change, marginalise and<br />

Ploughshares is a movement committed "to peace and<br />

disarmament by nonviolently, openly and accountably disabling<br />

a war machine or system so that it can no longer harm people".<br />

This is a modern application of the biblical injunction to the turn<br />

swords in ploughshares. lt emerged from the dissenters who<br />

had publicly burned their draft cards during the Vietnam war as<br />

a commitment to non-violence. The increasing number of<br />

nuclear weapons demanded new tactics and first Ploughshares<br />

action was in 1980.<br />

Cairon O'Reilly, who has been jailed for disarming a 852<br />

bomber that was headed for the Gulf in January 1991,<br />

said:"There's been 80 such actions. The first in Britain was in<br />

1990. One of the more well known actions was four women<br />

disarming a Hawk fighter at British Aerospace. lt was ready to<br />

go - already painted in lndonesian airforce markings. They were<br />

acquitted by a Liverpool jury in 1996. One of those women was<br />

Angie Zelter, who then began the Trident Ploughshares 2000<br />

movement andJlas a heavy emphasis on legality as ruled by the<br />

World Court."<br />

Most recently in October this year three women, including<br />

Angie Zelter, were charged with causing 180,000 of damage to<br />

a floating laboratory at Faslane naval base in Scotland. They<br />

were were acquitted when the judge agreed with their defence<br />

that Trident was illegal under international law, and their actions<br />

were justified because it prevented a greater crime. The<br />

decision, however, is by no means secure: it has been<br />

challenged by otherjudges and is subject to an appeal.<br />

Cairon O'Reilly says that acquittals are "pretty rare" - one<br />

activist in the States is serving an 18 year sentence, and the<br />

1996 decision concerningthe sabotage of Hawkjets was the<br />

first to go in Ploughshares'favour. "l would personally put that<br />

down to the courage of the Liverpool jury."<br />

caricature protesters and fail to make<br />

connections between different stories.<br />

ln May 1989 a group of Belgrade media<br />

activists asked for permission to open a<br />

radio station for experimenta! programs.<br />

The Serbian government,<br />

anticipating nothing more<br />

than an apolitical but funky<br />

student radio show, initially<br />

granted them a 15-day<br />

permit on an FM frequency.<br />

With irreverence and<br />

imagination, B92 opposed<br />

war and promoted ideas<br />

of democracy, economic<br />

reform and respect for<br />

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ln December 1996 after huge and brutal<br />

election fraud during local elections in<br />

Serbia, massive anti-Milosevic<br />

demonstrations sprang up across major<br />

cities. 892 informed people about the<br />

election fraud and covered demonstrations<br />

virtually round-the-clock, with live<br />

broadcasts from the streets. A few days<br />

later, the government banned the station.<br />

Through OpenNet, an embryonic internet<br />

provider in Belgrade, B92 immediately<br />

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broadcasts over the lnternet.<br />

ln 1992 892 initiated a network of more<br />

than 30 local radio stations, which could<br />

receive and rebroadcast from a BBC<br />

satellite. For the first time, Serbs and<br />

Montenegrins could speak to each other in<br />

uncensored radio programs. The conflict<br />

between B92 and the Serbian government<br />

goes on - but with shiftingtactics and<br />

creative use of technologies B92 has<br />

continued broadcasting.<br />

One of the most impressive (but sadly<br />

unsustainable) attempts in Fritain to an<br />

follow an alternative agenda was<br />

Undercurrents. lt was founded in 1994 and<br />

produced ten videos of alternative news -<br />

showing images of protesters being cut from<br />

concrete bunkers at the M11, sensing the<br />

anxieties about GM food way before anyone<br />

else. The mini-documentaries are fleshed<br />

out with music videos and subvertisements.<br />

the time-lag is too great for it to be called<br />

news and they make no claims to be authoritative<br />

or balanced - but why should they?<br />

ln a recent essay co-director of Undercurrents,<br />

Paul O' Connor wrote:<br />

Take a wander around a gathering of<br />

alternative news reporters and you will<br />

hear debates about creating a society<br />

where people are not expected to live<br />

with foul air and radioactive waste in<br />

their waters, and where entire nations<br />

are not forced into famine and war over<br />

national debt.<br />

The mainstream media 'industry' is<br />

being redesigned to produce desires<br />

rather than visions and talks in terms of<br />

profit rather than community benefit.<br />

Minfle amongst mainstream hacks and<br />

the talk is routinely dominated by the<br />

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competition, celebrities, fashion, money,<br />

war and power. Two very different worlds<br />

beingcreated and reinforced by people<br />

with different agendas but both usinS the<br />

sarne persuasion tool - 'the media'.<br />

Oneworld follows a progressive and<br />

international news agenda (oneworld.org).<br />

The reader comes away feeling informed but<br />

passive. SchNEWS, however, is a Brighton<br />

based, direct action weekly newsletter<br />

(www.schnews.org.uk) and has a weekly<br />

readership of 25 000. There are over 500<br />

entries in their database of alternative<br />

organisations. And come summertime, you'll<br />

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As advertisers become ever<br />

more sophisticated, some<br />

activists have adopted the<br />

very same techniques of<br />

persuasion to undo the<br />

advertisers' message.<br />

All adverts say, more or less, the same<br />

thing: "Buy this!", "You don't really need it,<br />

but we'll persuade you want it". The average<br />

American will have seen seen a million<br />

adverts by the time they are 21. A million<br />

adverts and all say, more or less, the same<br />

thing. Except a few.<br />

The key idea behind "subvertisements"<br />

is that these are both subversive and<br />

advertisements. They encourage you notto<br />

buy more. Or to not watch more television.<br />

Or to live more simply - the very opposite of<br />

what corporations want.<br />

Adbusters take glamorous imagery and<br />

rework it to make the connections between<br />

hidden issues: the elegant curves of a<br />

bulimic wretching into a toilet bowl<br />

(Obsession). A fashionable drink to point out<br />

that alcohol - in the words of Shakespeare<br />

in the caption too small to read -<br />

"increases the desire, but takes away the<br />

performance" (Absolut lmpotence). lt is the<br />

precision and wit of subvertisements that<br />

make them so powerful, compare that to<br />

the recent riots in Seattle and London<br />

'against capitalism'.<br />

Subvertisements is aimed at the<br />

consumer as much as the negligent<br />

government and irresponsible companies. lt<br />

doesn't hope to unite workers of the world,<br />

or wipe out this or that evil, but its aims are<br />

modestl to challenge individual choices. lt<br />

thrives on parody and exposes how our<br />

desires are manipulated. They are not<br />

attacks on particular products, but rather on<br />

our habits and thgefforts of companies to<br />

manipulate our desires.<br />

Adbusters use the work oftop designers<br />

- yet they are distributed gratis to them to<br />

anyone who wants them. The magazine<br />

adverts have been widely reprinted. but the<br />

television adverts, whose potential are<br />

much greater, have revealed how unlike<br />

conventional adverts they are. Even though<br />

the Media Foundation, who make them, had<br />

the money to buy airtime, the networks have<br />

denied them their right to broadcast. As<br />

justification, CBS said: "Fhe advertsl are in<br />

opposition to economic policy in the United<br />

States".<br />

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Kalle Lasn is an East European emigr6 who<br />

moved to the States and discovered that its<br />

celebrated freedom is conditional: "l came<br />

from Estonia where you were not allowed to<br />

speak up against the government. Here I<br />

was, in North America, and suddenly I<br />

realised you can't speak up against the<br />

sponsor." Eventually they did manage to<br />

have ads aired - with remarkable results<br />

and unprecedented interest.<br />

The Adbusters team have their<br />

precursors. One of the sparks for the whole<br />

project is fascinating document called First<br />

Things First written by a group of<br />

disenchanted British designers in 1964, it<br />

begins:<br />

We, the undersigned, are graPhic<br />

desrgners, photographers and students...<br />

who have flogEed their skill and<br />

imagination to sel/ such things asi cat<br />

food, stomach powders, detergent, hair<br />

restorer, striped toothpaste, aftershave<br />

Iotion, beforeshave lotion, slimming<br />

diets, fattening diets, deodorants, fizzy<br />

water, cigarettes, roll-ons, pull-ons, and<br />

s/ipons. ...We think that there are other<br />

things more worth usin{ our skill and<br />

experience on.<br />

We, in the West, are affected by<br />

"affluenza": we suffer from the ennui and<br />

constant strain brought on by too many<br />

choices and over-consumption. So to<br />

combat this, one day in late November has<br />

been declared Buy Nothing Day. lt is<br />

celebrated (at least by some) in around a<br />

dozen countires, but has most resonance in<br />

the States where it is on the day after<br />

Thanksgiving, which traditionally kick-starts<br />

the Christmas shopping season.<br />

Various pranks that have been carried<br />

out whilst not shopping include: planting a<br />

sofa in a shopping centre; handing out<br />

checklists to frantic shoppers ("How many<br />

do I have alreadf Could I borrow it<br />

instead?") and alternative Christmas<br />

carollers. For instance a version of God Rest<br />

Ye Merry, Gentlemen - "Slow down,you<br />

frantic shoppers, for there's something we<br />

must say." And to the tune of Rudolph the<br />

Rednosed Reindeer, "Uh oh, we're in the red<br />

dear."<br />

The Media Foundation, who have<br />

backed it, said: "This is nothing we're<br />

pushing heavily; it's just happening<br />

spontaneously." Unfortunately due to the<br />

timing of this issue you've missed it until<br />

next year. But be prepared.<br />

That's all folks<br />

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lN THE JOHN HUGHES movie, The Breakfast<br />

Club, a group of high school students from<br />

disparate backgrounds and social cliques<br />

are forced to serve an all-Saturday detention<br />

together. As you would expect from a mid<br />

'80s teen film, the detention becomes<br />

something of an encounter group. And as<br />

these things tend to go, by the end of the<br />

movie, the jock, the princess, the freak, the<br />

geek and the delinquent manage to break<br />

down their social barriers and become fast<br />

friends.<br />

For the past five years or so, I've been<br />

involved in a Breakfast Club of my own.<br />

Special K is a mailing list comprised of<br />

people of differing geographic, economic<br />

and social backgrounds. Like The Breakfast<br />

Club, it's a place for healthy debates, silly<br />

conversations and honest discussions about<br />

our lives. lts members range from a librarian<br />

in Oklahoma, to a writer for a popular ITV<br />

drama in Yorkshire, to a software writer and<br />

SF author in Sydney, to a tech support<br />

person for an internet provider in Florida, to<br />

a former editor of <strong>Movement</strong> now living in<br />

Canada.<br />

The Special K Club (the name has nothing<br />

to do with The Breakfast Club but rather a<br />

now-obscure in-.1oke) was initially made up<br />

of members of the usenet newsgroup<br />

rec.arts.drwho. Five years ago several<br />

people on that newsgroup who also hung<br />

out on lnternet Relay Chat (lRC), decided<br />

that it would be more productive to defer<br />

off-topic discussions about their lives (and<br />

complaints about some of the more idiotic<br />

elements of the newsgroup) to a separate<br />

mailing list. Since that time Special K has<br />

evqlved from a sort of virtual pub, if you will,<br />

where people kvetched and cavorted in<br />

equal measures,.to a fascinating experiment<br />

in forming community on-line-part support<br />

group, part speaker's corner, part funny<br />

farm.<br />

Mailing lists are traditionally functional<br />

beasts. (A mailing list is a server that is set<br />

up with instructions to automatically<br />

distribute e-mail to a list of addresses when<br />

mail is sent to that particular server). A<br />

good example of one is the Scottish SCM<br />

malling list; people use it to announce<br />

events and to keep people up to date about<br />

SCM information. Occasionally, you'll have a<br />

mailing list designed to discuss a specific<br />

topic (the mailing list devoted to discussing<br />

the works of musician Bruce Cockburn,<br />

Humans, is one of the best examples of<br />

this, even getting attention in the<br />

mainstream press), much like a usenet<br />

newsgroup.<br />

Special K is not a purely functional<br />

mailing list. Members (it is a members-only<br />

list; new members are nominated by others<br />

on the list), discuss their lives and opinions<br />

in a free and unrestricted manner. The rules<br />

are simple: you don't divulge the list<br />

discussions to others, in order to maintain a<br />

safe space; and you try to not get nasty in<br />

responding to others.<br />

ln the time I have been on the list, I have<br />

been able to freely opine about the latest<br />

Doctor Who novels, rant about my disgust<br />

over Peter Mandelson, and wibble about<br />

ephemera like why leopard skin is supposed<br />

friends. But in some ways, the fact that<br />

there are such struggles indicates to me<br />

how vital and alive something like this is.<br />

And while all this may seem virtual pie-inthe-sky,<br />

the friendships forged over this<br />

mailing list have been very concrete. When I<br />

moved to the UK three years ago, I had,<br />

more or less, an instant base group of<br />

mates from the list members who lived near<br />

London. Recently I turned 30 and I<br />

combined this passage with a vislt to<br />

Boston, where several members of the list<br />

from the Eastern part of North America got<br />

together. My 3Oth Birthday party with this<br />

extended community was great fun. And<br />

although I had not actually "met" many of<br />

these people, I knew so much about them<br />

and their lives, that coming together with<br />

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having works published and the frustrations<br />

of souring relationships. People respond to<br />

these various postings with great wit,<br />

vigorous argument, and warmth. When my<br />

grandmother was dying earlier this year, I<br />

posted to the list frequently about my<br />

thoughts and feelings about this impending<br />

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COMMUNITIES LIKE THIS are not always<br />

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show a way of transforming a mundane<br />

mode of communication to something, well,<br />

special. lt's worth a try - you too could<br />

become an internet version of Judd Nelson.<br />

Graeme Burk has a story in an anthology of<br />

Doctor Who-related short fiction Short lrips<br />

and Sidesteps (published by the BBC in<br />

March 2000), fulfilling his second greatest<br />

ambition as an adult; the first was editing<br />

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Dear Matt,<br />

My basic position is that we can learn<br />

more from others then we can from<br />

ourselves - assuming we have some<br />

knowledge of ourselves.<br />

We are all universalists of one sort or<br />

another. Most universalists of the last<br />

millennium have been the sort who have got<br />

hold of what they thought was a good idea<br />

then attempted to shape the world in that<br />

image (usually letting themselves get in the<br />

way in the process).<br />

Bernard of Cluny in the 11th century<br />

was a prime example. He had this vision of<br />

Jerusalem, as Zion, the city of God. He<br />

takes a good idea and makes it his own -<br />

from northern and southern Europe now<br />

face each other along the border between<br />

southern and northern America.<br />

I'm never quite sure whether these<br />

crusades actually have yet come to an end<br />

in the minds of Christians. Those images<br />

have got down deep. I accidentally sangthe<br />

song where Bernard of Cluny expresses his<br />

vision of claiming Jerusalem. Strange but<br />

true - it was in the middle of an inter-faith<br />

gathering at St George's, Windsor, looking at<br />

conflict resolution and united initiatives<br />

between religions for the next millennium. I<br />

think the first time I have had to actually<br />

repent of my attempt to worship God -<br />

makes me think you cannot be too careful,<br />

you never<br />

I have had to rePent of mY<br />

attempt to worshiP God - You<br />

never know where the words You<br />

find in your mouth have been.<br />

he takes God into his own image, as it were.<br />

When the idea spreads, problems start' He<br />

is implicated in the founding of the Knights<br />

Templar, one of the first Jesus Armies. They<br />

set up the pilgrim houses on the way to<br />

Santiago in Northern Spain - St James'<br />

bones are said to be buried there. St James<br />

is some how resurrected and turns into this<br />

Pilgrim figure; over a period of several<br />

centuries this Pilgrim figure transmogrifies<br />

into St James the Moor Slayer'<br />

Now this is all very handy as Spain at<br />

this time is full of Muslims. The crusades<br />

against lslam start - and they do not stop in<br />

Spain. Bernard's ideas about Jerusalem<br />

now have to take material form at the other<br />

end of the Mediterranean - through modern<br />

Turkey into Palestine.<br />

ls that enough? Well not reallY. The<br />

Spanish head webt, find America, and guess<br />

what - St James on a big white horse is<br />

there as well. This time he has decided to<br />

go for the lncas, the Aztecs and anyone who<br />

does not quite fit the images they are<br />

carrying with them. I found a recently-made<br />

sculpture of St James with his sword and<br />

white charger in the old mission station in<br />

Carmel, just south of San Fransisco. lt could<br />

fit on your mantelpiece. 'Beware they may<br />

be round the next corner!'<br />

We develoPed our own images - and<br />

these took us (or did we take them?) on our<br />

own pilgrimages, crusades and missions<br />

across the globe. ln fact the same images<br />

know were<br />

the words<br />

you find in<br />

your mouth<br />

have been.<br />

Well what<br />

about the<br />

next<br />

millennium?<br />

Are we going to keep all this stuff going? I<br />

certainly hope not.<br />

The other form of universalist is<br />

basically the one who wants to explore the<br />

universe and desparately seeks not to make<br />

it in his or her own image; or conquer it and<br />

make it into an emPire.<br />

We learn more from others then from<br />

ourselves. This is ancient wisdom. I hope we<br />

can learn it again from the remaining<br />

indigenous traditions of the world, the faith<br />

traditions of the east and in fact the core<br />

elements of the western religions. Jesus'<br />

relationships with the leper, the prostitute,<br />

the Samaritan women, the outsiders were<br />

surely about his learning as well as his<br />

teaching.<br />

We find the other in our relationship<br />

with the stranger, the poor, and the rest of<br />

nature - it is in these relationships that we<br />

find our understandings of the place we<br />

have in the underlying and transcendent<br />

universe. Let us not keep spoiling and<br />

exploiting those relationships, making<br />

others into our own image'<br />

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Dear Crai$,<br />

Thank you for your letter - I have to say<br />

that I was interested by your idea of the two<br />

types of universalism, and I agree that there<br />

is a real need in this business of religion to<br />

be responsible both for ourselves and to the<br />

others we meet, and to 'the other' as you<br />

call it. However, I disagree with you basic<br />

position and I'm a little worried aboutthe<br />

implications of your 'good' universalism.<br />

I think you are right that (PerhaPS<br />

inevitably?) we project ourselves onto the<br />

image of God we have - which is certainly<br />

not always a good thing, as in your example<br />

of St Bernard (that old dog). Yet' I think<br />

there are subtle differences between the<br />

way that we are made in God's image and<br />

then have to necessarily construct all-toohuman<br />

representations of that God-in-us'<br />

and your negative interpretation of this<br />

projection of an imperialistic self onto God'<br />

We have to start where we are - even if that<br />

is an imperfect place (We all start with<br />

human baggage and presuppositions). Why<br />

do we? Because there is an imperative to<br />

do so: once we recognise that we' as<br />

people, are made in the image of God - and<br />

I am taking that to mean that we are<br />

movements of love and self-giving in<br />

ourselves as persons, just like the Trinity is'<br />

Certainly, there is much need for<br />

Christians to repent of the sins of the past.<br />

We really do not have a glorious track<br />

record. I think that much of the problem<br />

that you outline in your example is part of a<br />

'bad' universalism - in which the politics of<br />

the day use religion to their own ends, and<br />

the politics are applied in the service of a<br />

bad religion.<br />

The exploits of the neo-lnquisition in<br />

Louis de Berniere's excellent, funny and<br />

tragic novel, The Troublesome Exploits of<br />

Cardinal Gusrnan, seem to illustrate this<br />

bastardisation of religion in the service of<br />

(in)humanity. My problem with your<br />

interpretation is that it seems to suggest<br />

that'Christianity' itself was to blame - this,<br />

to me, is not true ChristianitY' and<br />

Christianity has been preached, performed<br />

and, yes, constructed, in ways which are<br />

peaceful and progressive' lsn't it only Jesus<br />

Christ (God in all God's powerlessness and<br />

vulnerability), who can truly judge us, bring<br />

us to repentance, turn us around, and draw<br />

us towards the kingdom of God' the<br />

'peaceable Kingdom'?<br />

I fear that Your closing comments<br />

suggest, in themselves, a very subtle<br />

imperialism of their own, that is inextricably<br />

linked to your basic presupposition. I think


Some people would argue that inter-faith worship and dialogue is an exciting and<br />

rewarding experiment. Others say it brings all religions down to the lowest common<br />

denominator. Are Christians capable of engaging in dialogue without proselytising?<br />

Do other faiths have more to offer Christians than contemporary Christianity?<br />

that it is dangerous to assume (or maybe<br />

consume) knowledge of others as if we<br />

could grasp, appropriate and possess<br />

knowledge of wholly other cultures, beliefs<br />

and practices. The western mind-set has<br />

often been implicated in this hubristic<br />

certainty that we can stand back from<br />

ourselves, wipe away our own beliefs and<br />

assumptions, and survey the whole world<br />

from an objective and neutral place - a<br />

form of self-deification of Western Man (and<br />

I use the term on purpose).<br />

I see this in the way that we seem to<br />

have appropriated knowledge of other<br />

cultures and bowdlerized it in the endless<br />

production of those self-help books in 'Mind,<br />

Body, and Soul' sections of bookshops, so<br />

making it palatable for the capitalist, liberal<br />

way of thinking.<br />

lndeed, the only words of which I can<br />

truly know the provenance of are those<br />

words from my own tradition and faith<br />

practice. These words I can interrogate,<br />

maybe repent of, and hopefully I will then be<br />

able to discern and re-iterate the real<br />

Christianity that forever changes and makes<br />

things new. At the centre of this is the Trinity<br />

that eternal relationship of self-giving love in<br />

which we participate and bring to a broken<br />

world.<br />

I like what you say about Jesus and the<br />

way he reaches out to the others, but I am a<br />

bit uneasy with the seemingly anonymous<br />

'Other' which we find in others. lt seems<br />

very impersonal, and it seems to bring all<br />

religions down to the lowest common<br />

denominator of a sense of the divine, an<br />

intimation of an impersonal transcendence.<br />

This seems to reflect our Western idea(l)s of<br />

universal equality and liberality whilst being<br />

fundamentally unfaithful to those religions<br />

you are asking us to respect and learn from.<br />

Jesus did respect the others, and saw God<br />

in them no doubt. But he didn't deny them<br />

their own specificity - and I don't think he<br />

was ever afraid to give them the message of<br />

peace and hope that he himself was - but,<br />

of course, in that wonderfully non-coercive<br />

way that left him open to the possibility of<br />

his death at our hands.<br />

I'll look forward to seeing what you have<br />

to say...<br />

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Dear Matt,<br />

'Being made in God's image' is a<br />

dangerous place to start. Those who state<br />

themselves to be the closest to God's image<br />

can claim the greatest authority over all<br />

others. Hence the way'divine power' has<br />

been vested and transferred through<br />

priests, pontiffs and kings; and other forms<br />

of ecological and cultural dominance.<br />

lf semiology has anything to show us it<br />

is that the hierarchical systems built<br />

ultimately on the 'image of God' formulation,<br />

were in the end just people battling to see<br />

who could wield the biggest signs.<br />

The second point<br />

you make is to attempt<br />

to extricate unta rn ished,<br />

'real Christianity' from<br />

the politics of the last<br />

thousand years. lt was<br />

not just the politics of<br />

the day it was the Christianity of the day,<br />

that led to the crusades and the colonies.<br />

We have to honestly face that, in the name<br />

of peace and progress, as well as in<br />

reclaiming Jerusalem and embarking on the<br />

missions, Christianity has been directly<br />

implicated.<br />

Learning from other understandings is a<br />

way of being changed by their experience.<br />

This is uncomfortable and challenging, it<br />

brings about the process of change you talk<br />

about and makes things new - it will lead to<br />

upsetting the capitalist and liberal ways of<br />

thinking. We cannot claim a neutral or<br />

objective place and all that we see and hear<br />

will be shaped by our journey so far.<br />

We have to face our place of origin, our<br />

provenance, with clear sight and courage.<br />

Our'own tradition and faith practice' may<br />

have made a major impact on the world,<br />

and they are continuing to change others<br />

into our image. I would like to sit down, as<br />

Jesus did with the women at the Samaritan<br />

well, and learn from the stranger's<br />

experience so that their life may have an<br />

ongoing revolutionary impact on me.<br />

ln that, thanks for meeting with me, I must<br />

confess your opinions have changed me.<br />

-1<br />

Dear Craig,<br />

I still maintain that being made in God's<br />

image is our greatest hope, for this alone<br />

allows us partlcipation in the healing and<br />

dynamic life of the divine. I believe that God<br />

only mediates Godself through signs,<br />

language, creatures and cultures - but I'm<br />

afraid that we are not very good at allowing<br />

an untarnished mediation. So, as you say,<br />

Christianity's cultural renderings haye been<br />

abusive and ungodly. However, I still believe<br />

that the Christian vision for ourselves and<br />

society goes beyond its failed actualizations,<br />

beyond to the creator and sustainer of the<br />

world who promises salvation in all its many<br />

SCNSCS.<br />

I agree with the rest of what you say<br />

here, and especially that dialogue is<br />

necessary but uncomfortable, if not hazardous.<br />

But, through risk and vulnerability, and<br />

The onty words which I can<br />

truty know are those words<br />

from my own tradition.<br />

through others, I hope that we may learn to<br />

see God more effectively, to be conformed to<br />

Christ more closely, and so become closer to<br />

our true selves made in the image of God.<br />

So, here's to conversation and friendship.<br />

Thank you.<br />

f.,I"fi<br />

Graig Russell is an artist<br />

involved in the Art and<br />

Spirituality Network and<br />

the newly formed United<br />

movement 19


The year 2000 is now here - how wilt we choose to mark it? The idea of Jubilee<br />

might have entered mainstream potiticat discourse, but that won't make it happen.<br />

Barbara Crowther on the realpolitik of cancelting Third World debt.<br />

Popes, pop'stars<br />

and Presldents<br />

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credited as the inspiration behind the words<br />

of politicians or criticisms of neoliberal<br />

capitalist ideology. Until now. Writing about<br />

the Jubilee 2000 movement in lhe<br />

Observer, Will Hutton commented, "Atthe<br />

end of an increasingly secular century, it<br />

has been the biblical proof and moral<br />

imagination of religion that have torched the<br />

principles of the hitherto unassailable<br />

citadels of international finance... The leftof-centre<br />

should take note; it is no longer<br />

Morris, Keynes, and Beveridge who inspire<br />

and change the world - it's Leviticus."<br />

Will Hutton was writing in the immediate<br />

aftermath of the annual meeting of the<br />

World Bank and lnternational Monetary<br />

Fund. This was a remarkable meeting. lt not<br />

only endorsed and agreed the financing of<br />

an 'enhanced' debt cancellation plan for the<br />

poorest indebted countries of the world, but<br />

it aiso marked a new schism amongst the<br />

G7 leaders. Having backed the Bank and<br />

Ctinton abandoned the Pragmatic<br />

language of economists and potiticians<br />

ald appropriated the language of<br />

Jubitee and poverty.<br />

Fund package on debt (which gave up to<br />

9O% debt cancellation under certain<br />

conditions), the President of the United<br />

States then used his own sPeech to<br />

immediately step out of line from his<br />

colleagues. He publicly directed his<br />

administration go even further and allow<br />

1OO% cancellation of bilateral debts owed<br />

to the US where the money was needed for,<br />

and would be channelled towards, poverty<br />

reduction. Bill Clinton's announcement sent<br />

US Treasury officials scurrying back to their<br />

offices to try to work out the details of how<br />

t<br />

t<br />

t<br />

+<br />

t<br />

this could actually be done. (They did, by the<br />

way, come up with a workable proposal. The<br />

immediate media ejaculations of "President<br />

wipes debt slate clean" were somewhat<br />

premature. The President and the Congress<br />

locked into a battle over the foreign budget'<br />

from which extra money to finance debt<br />

relief had to be found. The extra debt<br />

package was being put forward against a<br />

backdrop of US reinvestment in defence<br />

and declining aid budgets. During this<br />

battle, however, it became very apparent<br />

that, if nothing else, the political will of the<br />

President was genuine. This gave his G7<br />

colleagues a new challenge.<br />

The Clinton statement marked a new<br />

climax in a remarkable period of Jubilee<br />

2000 campaign activity. When the G7<br />

leaders met in Cologne in June 1999, they<br />

were forced to weather another welter of<br />

Jubilee 2OO0 human chain pressure. They<br />

could not have been pleased when their<br />

long trumpeted new debt initiative was<br />

written off as not even going halfway<br />

towards what the poor countries needed.<br />

The U2 singer Bono likened it to climbing<br />

halfway up Everest - people don't make<br />

history unless they get to the summit. The<br />

campaign agreed - and we weren't looking<br />

for only half a Jubilee.<br />

Tony Blair responded to this criticism in<br />

his speech to Parliament immediately<br />

following the summit, "l would like to see us<br />

go still further on debt.... I will personally do<br />

what I can." Clearly personal commitment<br />

and intensive pressure by both Blair and<br />

Gordon Brown were key to insuring that the<br />

IMF and World Bank meetings agreed the<br />

financing of the new initiative. But by the<br />

time of these meetings, they hadn't "gone<br />

further" than Cologne in any way other than<br />

in their rhetoric.<br />

It was the Pope who pointed this out. ln<br />

a speech to mark the 100 days to the year<br />

2000, he asked, "why progress in resolving<br />

the debt problem is still so slow? Why so<br />

many hesitations? Why the difficulty in<br />

providing the funds needed even for the<br />

already agreed initiatives? lt is the poor who<br />

pay the cost of indecision and delay"'<br />

Having gone halfway, he begged the world<br />

leaders not to let the opportunity of the<br />

movement 20


Jubilee pass without definitely resolving the<br />

debt crisis. The Pope made his statement<br />

alongside other image shattering meeting<br />

with pop stars, economists and<br />

campaigners, spearheaded by U2 singer<br />

Bono. The "funky pontiff" (as Bono cosily<br />

labelled him) apparently tried on the pop<br />

star's pair of wraparound shades, and then<br />

asked to keep them. When the Vatican<br />

refused to release photos of this exchange,<br />

it only succeeded in ensuring the story hit<br />

the tabloids along with pictures of the Papal<br />

Spitting lmage pop star puppet. The real<br />

pontiff is extremely reluctant to be used as<br />

a puppet for any campaign, so his new call<br />

for debt relief was a true indication of his<br />

own desire to see the Jubilee 2000 vision<br />

brought to fruition.<br />

There are few people on this planet that<br />

possess a level of authority to throw down<br />

such a gauntlet to the world's leaders. That<br />

Bill Clinton picked it up was a surprise. That<br />

he abandoned the pragmatic language of<br />

economists and politicians and appropriate<br />

the language of Jubilee and poverty<br />

eradication was astonishing, if rather<br />

disquieting. Jubilee 2000 believes that<br />

regardless of whether he chose his<br />

language to flatter the campaign (and<br />

therefore get them off his back) or whether<br />

it reflected a real change of heart, the US<br />

President injected new momentum into the<br />

debt campaign. The UK team (Blair, Short,<br />

and Brown) must have realised immediately<br />

that to regain their lead on debt they would<br />

have to at least match the US offer. A new<br />

race to the Millennium is on: it's hoped that<br />

Barbara Crowther is Campaign Manager for<br />

the Catholic aid agency CAFOD, one of the<br />

founders of the Jubilee 2000 movement.<br />

rcllef<br />

V nction cards to Japan can be ordered<br />

from to Japan can be ordered from<br />

CAFOD on O20 77 33 79 0O or at<br />

wwwcafod.org.uk/japantorm.htm. Or by<br />

returning the form on the card sent with<br />

the copy of <strong>Movement</strong>.<br />

Tony Blair will have made his move by the<br />

time he steps into the Dome on New Year's<br />

Eve.<br />

The G7 leaders are not scheduled to<br />

meet again until July 2000. When they do, it<br />

will be in Okinawa, Japan. This will be the<br />

summit of the Jubilee year. But will it go into<br />

the history books as the Jubilee Summit?<br />

So far, Prime Minister Keizo 0buchi of Japan<br />

has lagged behind most of his colleagues,<br />

and he has largely got away with it. The<br />

Japanese Jubilee 2000 movement has<br />

appealed for help in encouraging him to<br />

mark the Okinawa Summit by finishing off<br />

the job started in Birmingham and Cologne.<br />

Rather than wait until July, people in the UK<br />

can join this call now by sending their name<br />

and photo to Japan as part of a giant paper<br />

chain, using new campaign action cards<br />

(see details below).<br />

Jubilee 2000 has already changed the<br />

course of history. lt has broken records for<br />

petition signatures. lt has brought together<br />

religions and races, farmers and finance<br />

ministers, pop stars, politicians, and the<br />

Pope. lt has even made presidents speak<br />

with the words of prophets. Total debt<br />

cancellation at the G7 this year would be a<br />

Jubilee-in-the-making for the poor. And a<br />

pretty good entry for page one of our new<br />

millennium's historV. {n-<br />

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V tunitee 200O wants to make the<br />

world's largest petition by collecting 22m<br />

signatures in favour of debt cancellation<br />

for the poorest countries. 17m signatures<br />

have already been collected. The petition<br />

above is from the Democratic Republic of<br />

Congo, a highly indebted poor country:<br />

those who could not write signed with a<br />

thumbprint.<br />

E HAVE to sAY I wAS t'lollTY<br />

I I depressed when I heard srr ctrtt<br />

II singing the Lord's Prayer to 'Auld<br />

LangSyne'. "Am ltoo old?" he<br />

cried, feeling re-buffed by the pundits. "ls<br />

there no appreciation any longer for rock 'n<br />

-<br />

roll?" he lamented, wondering why his record<br />

wasn't hitting the airwaves. Despite the fact<br />

Auld man's whine<br />

ls the angel who 'offers me protection,<br />

his risible single reached no. 1 in the charts<br />

(how?), I wanted to cradle him in my arms,<br />

gently stroke his hair and say "No, dear Cliff,<br />

the reason why your song didn't make it with<br />

the DJs is that, well, is just that... - it's naff."<br />

The fact is, the words of the Lord's<br />

Prayer are not popular currency these days.<br />

ln their traditional form, as sung by the<br />

brave Knave, they don't capture the mores of<br />

our culture.<br />

A 'Father who art in Heaven', the notion<br />

of being'hallowed', the concept of a<br />

'kingdom' are tough concepts even for those<br />

7<br />

J<br />

isoundings<br />

, in spirituality<br />

Ruru Hnnvgv<br />

the soul of the psatmist ctings?<br />

Cotter's 'By Heart for the Millennium'. (See.<br />

p.3 for details)<br />

Have you listened to 'Angels' by Robbie<br />

Williams recently? Not hard, as it is still the<br />

muzak of the month in shopping malls,<br />

petrol stations and swimming pools. I read<br />

the lyrics of the song in conjunction with<br />

Psalm 63 and stumbled upon the following<br />

connections: Robbie's 'lying in ma bed'<br />

meanders gracefully with 'l think of you on<br />

my bed, and meditate on you in the watches<br />

a lot of Love and affection' the same cetestiat being to whom<br />

I<br />

who are theologically literate. And in our<br />

world of sceptical secular spirituality these<br />

concepts are rightly no longer simply being<br />

accepted.<br />

Yet the sense that these words express<br />

is deep, true and longjasting: a sense of<br />

wonder and awe at creation; a sense of<br />

responsibility for our planet; a sense of care<br />

for those around us in need. There are many<br />

who have re-written the Lord's Prayer in ways<br />

that are more accessible for instance Jim<br />

movement 21<br />

of the night'. ls the angel who'offers me<br />

protection, a lot of love and affection'the<br />

same celestial being to whom the 'soul' of<br />

the psalmist'clings' and in the 'shadow' of<br />

whose 'wings' the psalmist 'sings for joy'?<br />

So here's your answer Sir Cliff: next time<br />

you are filled with self doubt, get together<br />

with Jim Cotter and Robbie Williams and<br />

workshop your way to a revolutionary new<br />

sound.


and nonsense<br />

The gospets were written a generation after the death of Jesus by peopte who were<br />

convinced that the Messiah had come. Can we actuatly know what did he said and<br />

did? The quest for the Historicat Jesus has gone on for over a century and Duncan<br />

Park explores the latest twists and turns.<br />

Des erately<br />

see rng Jesus<br />

Jesus sald, "Whom do you say that I am?<br />

And they answered and said, "You are<br />

the eschatological manifestation of the<br />

!1ound of our bein$, the kery$ma of<br />

which we derive the ultimate meanin{<br />

in our interpersonal relationships."<br />

And Jesus said: "What?"<br />

(Graffiti in a Cambrid$e loo)<br />

xo s Jrsus? Wnr Jusus<br />

Wbooks stretching from Galilee to<br />

Pluto and after reciting his 'lifestory'<br />

a billion times in the creed,<br />

that might seem a silly question. Surely<br />

Jesus is the deity everyone knows, the<br />

messiah next door, the familiar face in every<br />

stained glass window. He is the hero of the<br />

G reatest-Story-Ever-Told? And told. And told.<br />

Ah but that's just the point. Have we told his<br />

story so much it has become our storf Has<br />

movement 99<br />

the real Jesus been worn away like beads in<br />

the hands of devoted pilgrims? ln our<br />

spiritual feeding frenzy, have we eaten his<br />

flesh and left only a sanctimonious vapour<br />

behind?<br />

Robert Funk, world-renowned New<br />

Testament scholar and founder of the<br />

controversial Jesus Seminar, thinks we<br />

should be told. ln his brilliant Honest Io<br />

Jesus, he points to something rather<br />

important missing between'born of the<br />

Virgin Mary'and 'suffered under Pontius<br />

Pilate'. Like a life.<br />

The Jesus of the Gospels is the hero<br />

with a thousand faces, too mythic to move.<br />

Our creeds have turned (Crossan's)'peasant<br />

with attitude' into cosmic potentate, servant<br />

into Lord, prisoner into Judge, prophesier<br />

Pau[ took Jesus<br />

and threw him to<br />

the Greeks. The<br />

rest is mythotogy.<br />

into Prophesied and Funk's 'iconoclast into<br />

icon'. Paul took Jesus and threw him to the<br />

Greeks. The rest is mythology. History found<br />

a faith and lost Jesus. For Funk, the job of<br />

the Seminar is to give Jesus back his life.<br />

Why bother? Surely the 'Post-Easter<br />

Jesus' (Marcus Borg) was the one that<br />

worked? The Christ of Faith rather than the<br />

Jesus of history transformed the world. He<br />

certainly did, but does he still and for how<br />

long? Many post-religious Christians have a<br />

gnawing uncertainty about their spiritual<br />

legitimacy. The mesmerising tales Mother<br />

Church told us about her Divine Lover get<br />

more like the fantasies of a single parent<br />

trying to explain the absence of a father.<br />

Was he such a superman? Did the angels<br />

sing and the tomb open? Did he walk on<br />

water? Did he even walk on earth? Could


I<br />

ogy<br />

Mother have lied? Such questions stir many<br />

Christians to search for their'real' spiritual<br />

parent.<br />

But what will daddy be like? Will<br />

'meeting Jesus again for the first time'<br />

(Borg) be a great disappointment? I mean,<br />

do we really want to discover that Jesus was<br />

not a Christian? That he didn't have all this<br />

prayer and praising in mind. That his Jewish<br />

ancientness is as alien as a Martian? Funk<br />

suggests that we would be better having a<br />

'bastard messiah' than an'unblemished<br />

Lamb of God'. By making him a rather<br />

'underachieving' deity (his miracles are<br />

parlour tricks today) have we forgotten what<br />

a remarkable man he was?<br />

Perhaps the real value in our search for<br />

the historical Jesus is in what gets<br />

demythologised en route. As we hack our<br />

way through Gothic architecture, Latin<br />

liturgies, Greek metaphysics and Jewish<br />

midrash, we expose the myths that became<br />

history and the opinions that became<br />

creeds and begin to know, at least, who he<br />

is not. This is liberating in itself. But there is<br />

much more to be gained.<br />

For a start we join the noble tradition of<br />

Questers who got off to a shaky start in the<br />

early nineteenth century. ln spite of the<br />

heady intellectual backlash against<br />

institutionalised magic, it was a brave man<br />

indeed who applied the new science of<br />

history to Jesus himself. One such was the<br />

young Fredrick Strauss who published his<br />

The Life of Jesus Critically Examined (1835)<br />

and lost his job as professor of Divinity on<br />

the same day he was appointed, never to<br />

teach again.<br />

Mother might be showing signs of senile<br />

dementia but, clearly, there were still many<br />

post-Enlightenment ways of getting burnt at<br />

the stake. As the post-Enlightenment thaw<br />

exposed icon after icon, scholars still<br />

averted their gaze from the mysterious<br />

figure who had legitimised western<br />

civilisation for nearly two millennia. Jesus<br />

was trans-historical, a sliver of eternity on a<br />

brief visit to time. The earliest interest in the<br />

historical Jesus was understandably<br />

cautious and the critical virus remained<br />

Funk suggests that we woutd be<br />

better having a 'bastard messiah'<br />

than an runblemished Lamb of God'.<br />

virtually dormant until the turn of the<br />

century when it emerged full-blown in Albert<br />

Schweitzer's Quest oF the Historical Jesus.<br />

This seminal study did for the transhistorical<br />

Jesus what a comet did for the<br />

dinosaurs. Jesus entered history.<br />

For most Questers that seemed to be<br />

that. Either Jesus was of his time (ipso facto<br />

irrelevant to us) or continually re-created by<br />

the Church (ipso facto there's no point in<br />

unearthing Jesus of Nazareth). Rudolph<br />

Bultmann went on to translate Schweitzer's<br />

methodology into existentialist theology and<br />

spawned a whole generation of cryptohumanist<br />

theologians (Tillich, Bonhoeffer et<br />

al). But the world was entering an epoch of<br />

mega-death, and had no appetite for such a<br />

slender saviour.<br />

The world turned and the many disciplines<br />

involved in the Quest (archaeology,<br />

literary criticism, historical criticism,<br />

linguistics and so on) made great advances.<br />

Entrepreneurial Biblical scholars no longer<br />

needed their insights put'on message' by<br />

the Church or the Academy. Meanwhile the<br />

Church itself drifted rudderless toward the<br />

postmodern world, bemused whether to go<br />

backward or forward, uncertain what to do<br />

with the historical Jesus, should he ever be<br />

found.<br />

movement 23<br />

So, enren rHE JEsus SemrrlR rn<br />

1985 at Santa Rosa, California, and the<br />

Quest returns from limbo. Robert Funk<br />

chal lenged thi rty-f ive New Testament<br />

scholars to join together in a renewed Quest<br />

for the historical Jesus. Nearly a century<br />

after Schweitzer left for the jungles of<br />

Africa, the Quest was on again. But this time<br />

it was different. Funk and his Seminar was<br />

going all the way. lt was also going public.<br />

No more ivory towers. No more jargon. No<br />

more looking over the shoulder (though its<br />

scholars do get their death threats) at sniffy<br />

alma maters.<br />

Its methodology was radical and<br />

transparent. lt would go through all the<br />

words and the acts of Jesus. Their (now<br />

200) highly reputable scholars (now Fellows<br />

of the Jesus Seminar) would, after<br />

deliberating openly on all the available<br />

evidence, from all sources, vote on its<br />

degree of authenticity. They apply four<br />

colour-coded categories - red (probably),<br />

pink (possibly), grey (probably not) and black<br />

(definitely not) to the ancient texts. The<br />

result is The Five Gospels, The Acts of


Jesus, The Gospel of Jesus and a whole<br />

library of Jesus Seminar publications<br />

detailing the results of their findings. Such a<br />

method has its critics. However their<br />

collective results show remarkable<br />

cbnsistency with New Testament scholarship<br />

in general.<br />

Unsurprisingly their'results' are radical.<br />

From the L8o/o of sayings and the L6o/o of<br />

acts of Jesus that made the red corner, the<br />

Jesus that emerges from this Quest is freed<br />

from the myths and creeds of the Church.<br />

lndeed, he can hardly be called religious at<br />

all, and is certainly no moralist. Funk is quite<br />

blunt - the Christian faith is not the faith of<br />

Jesus and the gospel of Jesus is not the<br />

Jesus of the Gospels. This 'real' Jesus is not<br />

concerned with the beliefs or doctrines of<br />

the traditional Church, far less the<br />

supernatural shenanigans of evangelicalism.<br />

Funk's Jesus is a sage. Crossan's is a healer.<br />

Borg's is a mystic. All are Jewish. All are<br />

peasants. Not much pickings here to feed<br />

the pomp and circumstance of the Ecclesia<br />

and no supernatural junk food for<br />

evangelical extra-terrestrials.<br />

The findings of the Jesus Seminar are<br />

radical, not because they are influenced by<br />

unpronounceable Continental philosophers,<br />

but because of the radical Jesus that<br />

emerges from the sources themselves. We<br />

should not be surprised if at first glance<br />

Jesus looks oddly contemporary - a Jewish<br />

Buddhist with feminist/ecological leanings -<br />

compassion, justice, truth, wisdom and a<br />

dollop of humour. But, at second glance, we<br />

find an altogether more radical Jesus -<br />

angry, hedonistic, anarchic, who would rip<br />

apart all our pretensions, safety nets and<br />

cosy assumptions and who does not present<br />

us with options but gives commands. What<br />

we do with such a radical 'Jesus' is another<br />

question, perhaps another journey.<br />

lf all that sounds all too human, perhaps<br />

this is because we have been myth-taken.<br />

Perhaps the truth is much more exciting.<br />

Perhaps the 'real'Jesus, preserved in the<br />

time capsule of Christian mythology, has at<br />

last broken free from our doctrinal tomb and<br />

is only now rising from the dead. lf so, be<br />

warned - the beginning is nigh.f4-<br />

Duncan Park is a writer based in Luton. He<br />

is member of the Salvation Army, the Sea<br />

of Faith and organiser of the Pil$rim<br />

Network!<br />

. The Jesus Seminar On-TheRoad comes<br />

to the UK (with Robert Funk) for six weeks<br />

in the sprin$ of 200o.<br />

.A publlc debate is taking Place at<br />

Salvation Army, Oxford Street, London<br />

(April 8th) and the Friends Meetlng House,<br />

Edinburgh (2oth April). Also in Aprilthere's<br />

a 3day retreat in Crieff, Perthshire and<br />

another at Cliff College near Sheffield.<br />

.For further info contact Duncan Park on<br />

t: 01582 705 279 e: pilgrimnwk@aol.com.<br />

Or see the website wwwpilgrimnetwork.com<br />

lNorareo<br />

KOpanang (own label)<br />

tr<br />

attended the SCM<br />

conference this year<br />

will know this band<br />

well. I was one of the<br />

lucky people who had the<br />

chance to be part of their<br />

workshop as well and so<br />

although this review maY be<br />

slightly biased in favour of the<br />

band I also feel that I can give<br />

an informative review as I have<br />

sung some of the tracks.<br />

/ndebted is a collection of songs<br />

"ref lecting the vitality of music from<br />

Southern Africa where so manY<br />

countries struggle under the<br />

impossible burden of debt".<br />

Kopanang say they are indebted to<br />

the people whose songs they sing due<br />

to the richness and the inspiration it<br />

brings. 10% ofthe cost (t10) is<br />

donated to Jubilee 2000.<br />

The album kicks in with'TiYen<br />

'Abale' - a lively corpmunity song 0f<br />

thanksgiving - a call to worship. The<br />

tenor and bass backing together with<br />

innovative percussion make this a<br />

vibrant s0ng that you can listen to over<br />

and over again, it is relatively short but<br />

what it lacks in length it more than<br />

makes up for in quality.<br />

'Ndikweza' is a setting of Psalm<br />

121 with gorgeous harmonies,<br />

contrasting dynamics and a<br />

continuous unrelenting rhythm.'Moyo<br />

wathu mdzikoli' is a very vocal song<br />

with three simple notes constructing<br />

an amazingly catchy backing. The<br />

words would be a tongue twister to<br />

Southern comfort<br />

any non-native of Malawi but the band<br />

come out with gold stars. A long but<br />

easy-to-listen-to track.<br />

'Unodisbom'is a traditional Xhosa<br />

song from South Africa. The<br />

translation is'Unodisbom<br />

disappeared with my cattle - they say<br />

he's crary'! 'A Jehova lnu' is a song<br />

celebrating God's love for the whole<br />

creation. lt starts by gently building up<br />

percussion before the vocals come in,<br />

it is perhaps a weak link in the album<br />

and very samey, but nevertheless it<br />

has some great percussion.<br />

'Mtendere mwa Jesu'- well what<br />

can I say? Only that this song carries<br />

with it some great memories of the<br />

SCM conference. Alison, Richard,<br />

Jenny, Jane, Rob and I performed this<br />

to the congregation on the SundaY<br />

having been taught it by Kopanang in<br />

the workshop and I still can't stop<br />

singing it in the shower!<br />

'Bonke bazaliswa' - 'theY were all<br />

filled with the spirit, they cried aloud'.<br />

The harmonies make a lovely series of<br />

chords before the song launches into<br />

alleluias, a song with a real sense of<br />

awe.<br />

movement 24<br />

The next three tracks are taken from<br />

a Eucharist for unity, part of a jaz<br />

Eucharist from South Africa. They are a<br />

great contrastto the rest ofthe album,<br />

being more contemporary and using<br />

more modern instruments. The contrast<br />

works well and the songs fit into the<br />

album better than you might expect.<br />

With 'Taona'the percussion is<br />

back with a vengeance having been<br />

largely overpowered in the last three<br />

tracks. lt's a song of encouragement<br />

to work for good. 'Mose' is a song<br />

about Moses, Jonah and Jesus. A<br />

simple song but with fantastic backing<br />

percussion.'Noyana' ("we will meet in<br />

heaven one day") is perhaps the onlY<br />

truly contemplative song on the CD.<br />

Think ofTaize with an African feel and<br />

you might come close to this<br />

wonderful song.<br />

Skhanda Mayeza is a hangover<br />

song - a song every student should<br />

have in their CD player after a wild<br />

night out. The literal translation - don't<br />

worry I'm not a fundamentalistl - is "l<br />

must get medicine, I have a<br />

headache".<br />

The album ends with 'Hamba Nathi<br />

'Nkululi Wethu'which means go with<br />

us on ourjourney. A great end to the<br />

album both in terms of the music and<br />

the message. A really catchy and<br />

playable tune.<br />

Overall this is a high quality<br />

recording which includes manY<br />

contrasting songs but a sense of<br />

togetherness within the album. The<br />

album is about issues as well and it is<br />

good to know that people out there<br />

still care about our world, about peace<br />

and aboutjustice. ltwas a wonderful<br />

experience to meetthem and PlaY<br />

with them, I shall continue to pine for<br />

another similar experience, or at least<br />

for their next album...<br />

Colin Lea is a third year economics<br />

student at the Universi$ of Leicester.<br />

is the communications officer of<br />

Leicester AngSoc.


Clare Marie Horsneer gets the shakes watching the The Blair Witch Project. But<br />

camera technique aside, why is this fitm so innovative and scary?<br />

Sylvan foes<br />

HAT I8 THERE LEFT<br />

to say about lhe Blair<br />

Witch ProjecQ For almost<br />

six months now, everyone's<br />

known that it's scary. Really<br />

scary. Scary enough to break box<br />

office records and become the most<br />

profitable film of all time. Scary<br />

enough to make hardened film critics<br />

cack themselves with fear. How scary<br />

can you get?<br />

Why? To some extent, it's all about<br />

innovation. Frankly, there's not really<br />

much that scares today's media-sawy<br />

generation. The whole point about<br />

horror is that it doesn't work without<br />

the element of surprise. ln 1960,<br />

Norman Bates hacked up Janet Leigh<br />

in the shower - and hey, if even the<br />

heroine couldn't make it to the end of<br />

the movie any more, clearly no one<br />

was safe. Scary, you'll agree. But by<br />

the late eighties, though, we all knew<br />

where we were again. Friday 13th Part<br />

764: Jasorls Back - but he'll be dead<br />

again by the end of it. Not something<br />

to lose sleep over.<br />

The Blair Witch P/olect doesn't<br />

even nod to the conventions ofthe<br />

honor genre and barely acknowledges<br />

those of mainstream film generally.<br />

There's no steady-cam climbing the<br />

stairs ominously to the tightening<br />

sounds of a high-pitched string<br />

orchestra; in Blair Witch, the camera<br />

is with the victims all the way. They're<br />

making the film, and its their eyes,<br />

not a director's, that we see through.<br />

There aren't any clues to keep you one<br />

step ahead ofthem, and you can only<br />

thank God that you're in a nice warm<br />

cinema, instead of out in the big bad<br />

wood, because to all intents and<br />

purposes, it could be you.<br />

It's shot mainly on video, but the<br />

documentary scenbs, which are shot<br />

on film, provide an eerie backdrop of<br />

exposition, as well as a welcome relief<br />

from the jerky, hand-held shakiness of<br />

the video sequences. lt's also<br />

incredibly restrained - there's a<br />

considerable amount that y0u don't<br />

see - but it's all implied through the<br />

improvised responses of actors<br />

Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard<br />

and Michael Williams, and it's<br />

unnerving, to say the least. The final<br />

shots are incredibly understated, and<br />

all the more alarming for it. The occult<br />

implications are more frightening for<br />

THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECTt;<br />

Everl'thing you vc hearcl is trttc.<br />

occuning off-camera.<br />

Most people who haven't been out<br />

in the woods themselves recently,<br />

know that the actors had no script<br />

and didn't really encounter the<br />

There's not<br />

reatly much<br />

that scares<br />

today's<br />

media-sawy<br />

generation.<br />

directors, who just left them notes<br />

and piles of food at pre-ananged<br />

locations. When they ran out of food,<br />

they got hungry. When it rained, they<br />

got wet. The effect is that what you<br />

see is, t0 all intents and purposes, as<br />

real as it gets. And while film has<br />

always been in the business of<br />

'making it real' - unlike, say, the<br />

theatre - The Blair Witch Project takes<br />

realism to a new level. Because the<br />

dialogue isn't scripted, because<br />

there's no carefully crafted<br />

camerawork, because there aren't any<br />

expensive CGI effects, the film has an<br />

air of immediacy and authenticity<br />

which makes it a breathtaking piece<br />

of work in itself. The overall effect is to<br />

reduce the distance between the<br />

audience and the film - distance<br />

usually created by all the aspects that<br />

remind you you're watching a film, like<br />

the soundtrack, the slick camerawork<br />

and the famous faces. lt convinces<br />

you thatthe'footage' is real. And if<br />

the film is real, then clearly so is the<br />

Blair Witch...<br />

There has, of course, been an<br />

incredible effort to make sure it<br />

remains real. The internet site and<br />

accompanying book, providing the<br />

history of the Blair Witch legend were<br />

available way before the film hit the<br />

U.K. A TV documentary, Ihe Curse of<br />

the BlaiWitch, showing interviews<br />

with experts on the occult, the<br />

archaeologists who'discovered' the<br />

reels offootage, and even the<br />

' missing' students' relatives,<br />

interspersed with the'found' footage -<br />

that is the film itself - was screened<br />

prior to the film's release. An internet<br />

database of American actors listed<br />

the three who appeared in Blair Witch<br />

as'deceased'. And even the<br />

merchandising men have done their<br />

job without blowing their cover - the<br />

'soundtrack' is actually an<br />

'accompanying album'. 0f what? A<br />

tape of songs allegedly found in Josh's<br />

car.<br />

It's a complete multimedia<br />

experience. The problem is that the<br />

film is only one part 0f the whole, and<br />

there's a tendency to lose sight of it in<br />

the face ofthe media hype. lfs also<br />

been suggested that it might work<br />

better once it comes out on video, as<br />

it was filmed with a video camera. lt<br />

is, however, still well worth seeing on<br />

its own merits, and if you're cynical,<br />

the directors have suggested that<br />

anyone who doesn't find the film scary<br />

should try watching it on the small<br />

screen late at night, alone in their<br />

house. I don't know about you - but I<br />

certainly won't be.<br />

Clare Marie Horsneer is a member of<br />

Warwick SCM and saw the film at its<br />

British Premiere,<br />

movement 25


Emily Bardell peeks at Canongate's second series of setections from the good book.<br />

Ya lfttle beauty<br />

THE POCKEI CANONS<br />

(Canongate)<br />

tr*ri;!*,<br />

as much as these have. This<br />

collection follows the first<br />

set in a series which have<br />

essentially revived<br />

Canongate's fortunes.<br />

The subject matter is the<br />

key. Forthose notyet in the<br />

know, or who missed the first<br />

set ofthese books, each<br />

contains a book ofthe Bible,<br />

from either Old orthe New<br />

testaments, preceded with an<br />

introduction by someone<br />

you'll probably have heard of;<br />

mostly writers, from best<br />

selling novelists, to<br />

theologians, including Ruth<br />

Rendell, Joanna Trollope, "an<br />

old asthmatic Glaswegian"<br />

(Alasdair Gray) and Peter Ackroyd,<br />

through to Karen Armstrong (catholic<br />

nun and feministtheologian) and Mier<br />

Shalev (lsraeli theologian). Each an<br />

important communicator in their field.<br />

Ihe use of the Bible in this manner<br />

has offended some - by giving these<br />

(mostly) secular writers a free rein to<br />

look at these literary texts - but also<br />

provided a route for the bible to those<br />

of an entirely secular persuasion,<br />

together with those of us too liberal to<br />

'read' the Bible, yet too lazy to ingest<br />

some of the better (but often heavier)<br />

works about it.<br />

Perhaps in this respect, the<br />

translation chosen by Canongate is<br />

slightly odd. I've always found myself<br />

a bitoffended bythe KingJames<br />

Version; the language is about as<br />

exclusive as it gets. But as they<br />

explain, "This version, more than any<br />

other<br />

and<br />

possibly<br />

more than<br />

any other<br />

work in history<br />

has had an influence in<br />

shaping the language we speak and<br />

write today." With that in mind, maybe<br />

they chose well in the intentto<br />

analyse the relevance ofthe bible in<br />

our progressive world.<br />

Each author has well and truly<br />

stamped theirthumbprint on the<br />

particular book they were given. The<br />

brief was interpreted in a variety of<br />

ways from a slightly political diatribe<br />

from Alasdair Gray (Jonah), to an<br />

informative insight into St Paul by<br />

Ruth Rendell (Romans). Some<br />

chose to reflect from a very<br />

personal pointofview on their<br />

own experience -<br />

Piers Paul Read<br />

uses his fathe/s<br />

Modernist<br />

outlook to<br />

explore the<br />

book of<br />

Wisdom, others<br />

prefer to<br />

explain the story to us like P.D. James<br />

on Acts. (l know a considerably larger<br />

amount about the lives of David and<br />

Paul following several of these<br />

introductions).<br />

The booktheywere given also<br />

limited the response posslble. Old<br />

testamenttexts allow much more<br />

room for imagination than the New,<br />

the New being much more historical<br />

books with little of the mystery of the<br />

0ld. Partly why my favourites in the<br />

series are those by Alasdair Gray and<br />

Bono (ofall peoplel) - both given old<br />

testament books. The least engaging<br />

was by Karen Armstrong. But she did<br />

get given Hebrews, and she is an<br />

academic theologian - not a recipe for<br />

an easy read.<br />

Alasdair Gray exhibits a degree of<br />

wisdom when interpretingJonah (if<br />

done in a slightly scathing fashion)<br />

and goes on to tackle some ofthe<br />

more pertinent problems in our<br />

society. "The only grand truth in<br />

Nahum's triumphant song is that<br />

nations who keep living by<br />

armaments will perish by them."<br />

Bono amused me most ofthe way<br />

on his exploration of the Psalms.<br />

Perhaps as a musician he is granted<br />

added insight into these lyrical<br />

writings. He brings his own story to<br />

share with us and gives a pretty<br />

sensitive insight into David - "a star,<br />

the Elvis of the bible".<br />

These little books are not only<br />

clever, they are also beautiful -<br />

adorned with a black and white<br />

photograph in some way suggestive of<br />

the text.<br />

The authors all tackled theirtext<br />

with some degree of reverence,<br />

unusual and pleasantto read, with<br />

even the least reverent finding time to<br />

appreciate the importance of this<br />

incredible collection 0f writings.<br />

Well worth a wee investment if<br />

you've some spare change in your<br />

pocket, and they might even inspire<br />

you to actually nosey atthe big book<br />

itself again.<br />

Emily Bardell is a medical student in<br />

Glasgow and a member of General<br />

Council.<br />

B00K(s)<br />

Ruth, Esther<br />

Samuel Land2<br />

lsaiah<br />

Jonah, Micah, Nahum<br />

Wisdom of Solomon<br />

Acts of the Apostles<br />

Romans<br />

Hebrews<br />

Psa/ms<br />

INTRO BY<br />

Joanna Trollope<br />

Meir Shalev<br />

Peter Ackroyd<br />

Alasdair Gray<br />

Piers Paul Read<br />

P.D, James<br />

Ruth Rendell<br />

Karen Armstrong<br />

Bono<br />

TYPTCAL QUoTE<br />

"Ruth is a story of simplicity and gentleness,' Esthet one of hatred and savatery!'<br />

"But David, King of lsrael - as we children of lsrael are fond of singing - lives and breathes."<br />

"lt stand out like a great melody, informingthe future and irradiatintthe pasti'<br />

"l hope the reform of Britain starts in Scotland."<br />

"My father Herbert Read... balked at Jun{s answer when asked if he believed in God: 'l do not believe, I knov/!'<br />

'Acts is a restless book, full of comings and goings, of dramatic incidents and violent events."<br />

"Faith can only arise through human berngg c/ose contactwith the gospel!'<br />

"0ur author is poignantly aware that is hard to live a religious life without any tangible replicas of the divine here below."<br />

"David was a star, the Elvis of the Bible, if we can believe the chiseiling of Michaelangelo (check the hce - but I<br />

still cadtfigure out thrs most farnous Jels foreskin)"<br />

movement 26


,"' books<br />

THr Hnnny Ponrn SeRrrs<br />

by J.K, Rowling (Bloomsbury)<br />

HARRY PoTTER B00KS just aren't<br />

published fast enough.<br />

Following the anival of Joanna<br />

Rowling's first novel about a boy who<br />

discovers he's a wizard, adults have<br />

breathlessly anticipated nights in the<br />

bath tub with a gin and tonic,<br />

savouring the delights of Harry Pottefs<br />

exploits. Even the grown up's who<br />

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don't need to wait until the kids have<br />

had first shot have secreted it from<br />

other household members, lest they<br />

read ahead and spoil the ending.<br />

Hany Potter and the Philosophels<br />

Stone (1997), Harry Potter and the<br />

Chamber of Secrets, and Harry Potter<br />

and the Prisoner of Azkaban (1999)<br />

are imaginative, intelligent, and wellcrafted<br />

tales. Each ofthem covers a<br />

year of Hany's education at Hogwarts<br />

School for Witches and Wizards, and<br />

to the more usual boarding school<br />

pranks, such as sneaking out of the<br />

castle at night and paying<br />

unauthorised visits to the nearby<br />

sweet shop, are added invisibility<br />

cloaks, maps of secret tunnels in<br />

which you can watch yourself move,<br />

and a tantalising range of magical<br />

edibles which call to mind the land of<br />

sweets at the top of Blyton's Faraway<br />

Tree.<br />

Hany himself is a lovable character;<br />

a bit geeky, not too sugary, and<br />

capable of much mischief along with<br />

friends Ron and Hermione. Yet we are<br />

never more certain of good<br />

championing over evil, because Harry<br />

Potter is special to the wizarding world<br />

(which, by the way, exists in our<br />

midst), is gifted with great integrity,<br />

and is ever ready to do battle<br />

with the dark forces of He-<br />

Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named,<br />

and his various underlings,<br />

all of whom present an illfated<br />

challenge to the young<br />

hero.<br />

There are those<br />

(Americans), I believe, who<br />

question Rowling's<br />

saintliness, arguing that<br />

Harry Potter is satanic of all<br />

things. lt is hardly worth<br />

dignifying such good folks<br />

with a response, however.<br />

Good triumphs, and if there's a<br />

little sparkle of tomfoolery along<br />

the way, it only serves to ensure that<br />

Rowling's humour separates her from<br />

the crowd of today's overly-politicallycorrect<br />

children's authors, who are<br />

sorely in danger of losing their sense<br />

of fun altogether.<br />

There are 'adult-style' covers of the<br />

Harry Potter books available for the<br />

feint-hearted. Most discerning<br />

readers, however, will choose to<br />

brandish their'Double Smarties<br />

Award-Winne/ paperbacks with pride !<br />

(AMANDA McLEOD)<br />

A hard life's work<br />

LovE's Wonr<br />

by Gillian Rose (Vintage)<br />

GILLIAN R0SE'S Love's Work is an<br />

astonishingly powerful book by an<br />

astonishing woman. The book, like the<br />

person, strains categorisations to<br />

breaking point - ls it autobiography?<br />

Poetry? Philosophy? Theology? ln fact<br />

this book is an interweaving of all of<br />

these and more.<br />

Rose was an academic who taught<br />

philosophy, political theory and<br />

theology, as a glance atthe list of her<br />

other books indicates: Hegel, The<br />

Dialectic of Nih,/isrnet al. Yet if<br />

anyone needs convincing that<br />

philosophy need not be dry and<br />

detached from everyday life, Love's<br />

Work should do the job. Not since<br />

Plato's Symposlum have sex and<br />

philosophy been so closely<br />

intertwined ! Equally important there<br />

is here no devious division between<br />

philosophy and theology, which<br />

trivialises the former and privatises<br />

the latter. This is a book about<br />

families, friendships, death, sickness,<br />

sex, bodies, women, love - the most<br />

mundane and yet precisely also the<br />

most profound (and therefore<br />

religious / philosophical) matters.<br />

This attempt by an academic to reflect<br />

upon the most prosaic (and private)<br />

details of her life could have been an<br />

honendously pretentious and affected<br />

project, but it emphatically does not<br />

do this. Like many similar people,<br />

Rose is in love with words and ideas,<br />

yet her style has a certain beautiful<br />

sparseness which prevents her toying<br />

from becoming indulgent or sickening.<br />

As a Jewish intellectual, Rose<br />

stands at the cross-roads of two<br />

immense traditions to which she is<br />

indebted: The rich, earthy, mystical<br />

fleshiness of her iewish heritage, and<br />

the hedonistic, yet sterile and<br />

analytical tradition of the Modern<br />

post-Enlightenment world (which she<br />

repeatedly describes as' Protestant' ).<br />

The interaction of these two related<br />

and yet foreign worlds can be dizying<br />

at times, ut is always intriguing:<br />

Ancient wisdom from the rabbis is<br />

offered with the casualness as if it<br />

had come from the latest issue of<br />

Cosmo; Graphic discussion of the<br />

significance of her colostomy is<br />

followed by reflections on Dante or<br />

Descartes; Kant and Marx come and<br />

go with as natural ease as<br />

the various relatives, friends,<br />

lovers and angels who are all<br />

painted with tender honesty.<br />

Rose's own views are not<br />

presented with polemical clarity in<br />

this book. However, the ideas with<br />

which she plays remain fascinatingly<br />

suggestive to theological concerns.<br />

Her writing is pregnant with what in<br />

Christian theology would be regarded<br />

as a radical incarnationalism<br />

(suggesting that this is not so foreign<br />

to Judaism as some would have us<br />

believe). Stemmingfrom this are<br />

various hints of criticisms towards<br />

'protestant' modernity, for its<br />

intellectualism and neglect ofthe<br />

body. Her thoughts on the holocaust,<br />

her illness and God are opaque and<br />

painful and, as before, resist simple<br />

categorisations like 'theist' or<br />

'atheist' . This subtle position comes<br />

across as she mediates upon the<br />

inscrutable Midrash: "Would thatthey<br />

would forsake Me, but obey my<br />

Torah. "<br />

The brief vignettes into her<br />

intriguing life story avoid the usual<br />

tendencies of biography towards<br />

tedium or titillation. Her talent for<br />

seeing the comic in the mundane and<br />

tragic experiences in her childhood<br />

and child-like adulthood offers the<br />

reader a surprising degree of empathy<br />

and intimacy, which becomes tinged<br />

with exquisite pain as AIDS and<br />

cancer begin to impinge upon the<br />

story. The wild life of a brilliant and<br />

beautiful women becomes<br />

overshadowed by the sickly sweet<br />

smell of a decaying rose. Yet even<br />

amid this mood of mortality, despair<br />

and death do not seem to triumph;<br />

there remains a passionate<br />

commitmentto life:<br />

" I will stay in the fray, in the revel of<br />

ideas and risk; learning, failing,<br />

wooing, grieving, trusting, working,<br />

reposing - in this sin of language and<br />

lips. "<br />

This is a stunning, beautiful,<br />

touchingand provocative book. lts<br />

unusual form and language and<br />

hermetic intensity should not prevent<br />

anyone from trying it.<br />

(JoHN HUGHES)<br />

movement 27


The horror of war is easy to condemn - but where do you go from there?<br />

Elinor Mensigh looks at two books that have some suggestions.<br />

Ffghtfng talk<br />

DEMANDTNc puce: CHRrsrnru Resporses<br />

ro WnR nno VrolEncr<br />

by A. E. Harvey (SCM Press)<br />

Blooov Hrrr<br />

(Ed) Dan Hallock (Plough)<br />

HE MEDIA TODAY IS<br />

saturated with graphic<br />

accounts of war and<br />

conflict in various parts of<br />

the world, from the Balkans to Central<br />

Africa to Northern lreland and so on.<br />

The temptation is to turn our backs on<br />

these conflicts because their sheer<br />

c0mplexity overwhelms us. Grasping<br />

what is going on in an area of conflict,<br />

such as Kosovo, is difficult enough,<br />

never mind facing the dilemmas that<br />

flood our minds when we discuss what<br />

we think our response (as individuals<br />

and as a nation) should be.<br />

The strength of Demandint Peace<br />

lies in A. E. Harvey's discussion of<br />

such a socially, politically and<br />

historically diverse range of attitudes<br />

to war and violence. Readers are<br />

presented with a comprehensive and<br />

unbiased exploration of the complex<br />

issues and dilemmas. Nevertheless,<br />

the book is written, to my relief (!), in<br />

an accessible and readable style.<br />

0ur assumptions are challenged<br />

throughout the book. Whatever view<br />

we personally have of war, in reality<br />

both pacifist and non-pacifist stances<br />

have been regarded as'legitimate<br />

responses to the Gospel' by most<br />

churches. Demandin!, Peace draws<br />

our attention to the ambiguity of the<br />

Bible concerning war.<br />

People looking to the Bible for<br />

guidance on what the Christian<br />

response to war should be are likely to<br />

become pretty confused. ln the Old<br />

Testament God seems to regularly<br />

condone the destruction and killing of<br />

whole communities, yet in the New<br />

Testament we are told to love our<br />

enemies. The author suggests that we<br />

look to Jesus' example of selfsacrifice,<br />

instead of searching for<br />

teaching which explicitly rejects the<br />

use of violence. Jesus, however, is not<br />

portrayed as a weak or passive victim,<br />

but rather as a person who refuses to<br />

replicate 0r retaliate against the<br />

violence which others inflict upon him.<br />

How do we respond to that challenge?<br />

This interpretation could steer us<br />

in the direction ofthe pacifist stance.<br />

Demandint Peace contains accounts<br />

of successful non-violent protests<br />

('people powe/) and negotiations<br />

which and these are becoming<br />

increasingly significant. 0n the other<br />

hand, it is also recognised that<br />

peaceful protests may not always be a<br />

viable option when confronting the<br />

threat of modern weapons in the<br />

hands of oppressive regimes. The<br />

book reminds us that we are<br />

witnessing world leaders agonising<br />

over long-winded negotiations as they<br />

desperately try to reach a compromise<br />

The temptation is to turn<br />

our backs on these conflicts<br />

because their sheer<br />

comptexity overwhetms us.<br />

and avoid war. The use of weapons as<br />

a last resort, in recenttimes, hasto be<br />

a sign of hope to us all.<br />

A stimulating analysis of the 'Just<br />

Wa/ theory takes up a large chunk of<br />

the book and this part, in particular,<br />

examines the kinds of issues with<br />

movement 28<br />

which we are currently struggling.<br />

Harvey examines the complexity of<br />

conflicts today. I ntervention is<br />

considered by most to be a just and<br />

compulsory response t0 the violation<br />

of human rights, though this action<br />

may potentially lead to violent<br />

confrontation. A key question to ask is<br />

whether our intervention will cause<br />

more harm than good. The author<br />

emphasises the changing attitude of<br />

the general public towards war.<br />

People are increasingly tending to<br />

oppose intervention when a high level<br />

of 'collateral damage' is likely. This<br />

has to be another sign for hope.<br />

The writer admits that we can<br />

never know the motives that lie behind<br />

the decision to intervene or not to<br />

intervene in international or national<br />

conflicts. lntervention is no longerthe<br />

decision of one individual but of many<br />

individuals, organisations and<br />

countries. Although they appearto be<br />

officially unified in their objectives,<br />

true motives will always to some<br />

extent be a mystery!<br />

Demanding Peace does not offer<br />

easy answers to readers, neither does<br />

it persuade them to adopt a certain<br />

view of war. lt does, however, provide<br />

a comprehensive overview ofthe<br />

changing nature of war and of our<br />

attitudes towards it.<br />

Harvey concludes with a brilliant<br />

interpretation ofthe book of<br />

Revelation. An apttheme as the<br />

millennium (apologies for contributing<br />

to the overuse ofthat dreaded word!)<br />

approaches along with the<br />

entertaining predictions of doom and<br />

gloom and the end of the world !<br />

I would like to finish by quoting<br />

the concluding two sentences,<br />

describing God's peace, because they<br />

sum up perfectly the thinking behind<br />

Novembe/s SCM Conference on the<br />

Beatitudes.<br />

"lt is the vision which gives<br />

meaning to our lives, power to our<br />

prayers, hope and endurance in the<br />

midst of our history. lt is the sum of all<br />

we believe, all we strive for, all we pray<br />

for as we seek to respond to the<br />

promise of God's kingdom on earth."<br />

Arnrouen wE ARE rr:Pr<br />

informed by the media about events in<br />

areas of conflict, it is ultimately up to<br />

those working in the media and in<br />

positions of powerto decide what<br />

information will be reported. They<br />

select those situations which they<br />

think should be brought to the<br />

attention ofthe public butthey also<br />

choose (or are pressured into<br />

choosing) to conceal certain pieces of<br />

information.<br />

lf you want to discover the other<br />

half of the story, the half that usually<br />

remains hidden from the public, then<br />

Bloody Hell isthe book to read. A new<br />

pocket-sized book published by<br />

Plough, it brings together powerful<br />

personal accounts of war, written by<br />

veterans of different ages, sex and<br />

nationalities. The individual<br />

testimonies are brutally honest and<br />

disturbing. They depict the hanowing<br />

scenes of carnage which the veterans<br />

have had to face. The accounts also<br />

reveal the way in which many veterans<br />

feel deceived, manipulated and<br />

abused by the military and<br />

governmental bodies.<br />

I was also left with the feeling that<br />

an opportunity had been missed to<br />

include some experiences of non-<br />

Western soldiers. The West has often<br />

ignored their voices. All of the<br />

contributors seemed to be either from<br />

the USA or from Great Britain and<br />

most of them were describing their<br />

experiences ofthe Vietnam War, the<br />

Gulf War or the Falklands.<br />

Bloody Hell is, nevertheless, a<br />

brave and honest reflection on war.<br />

Elinor Mensigh is SCM's new Groups'<br />

Worker.


* BRINGING UP BABY<br />

What is this? A CD -<br />

buried amongst prep<br />

school prospectuses<br />

on a Habitat coffee<br />

table - called 'Baby<br />

Needs Mozart.' lt<br />

increases baby's<br />

intelligence and life<br />

chances, you<br />

see. The cover<br />

shows a toddler<br />

with a glint in<br />

his eye as if to<br />

say: buy this CD<br />

and lwill<br />

become a<br />

lawyer or<br />

perhaps a doctor,<br />

and provide for you<br />

handsomely in your<br />

dotage.<br />

Let me suggest a more<br />

realistic scenario. Your baby<br />

falls asleep to Mozart every<br />

night while the rest of<br />

his/her unspeakably<br />

common cohort is<br />

brought up to a<br />

back-ground of<br />

bickering and<br />

gangster rap<br />

I<br />

and Radio 1<br />

DJs "giving<br />

a big<br />

shout to<br />

the Watford<br />

posse". Your progeny is able to<br />

compose librettos but is unable catch<br />

a ball. When your precocious egghead<br />

goes in on the first day of school<br />

humming Erne Kleine Nachtmusik,iI<br />

soon becomes clearthat Baby Needs<br />

A Kicking.<br />

ln response l've started my own line:<br />

Baby needs Goth-Rock. Just getting<br />

the front cover done now.<br />

* FANTASIA:THE MORNING AFTER<br />

Disney are bringing out a follow-up to<br />

Fantasia called, intriguingly enough,<br />

Fantasia 2000. lt follows the same<br />

formula of classical music plus tenibly<br />

amusing cartoons and mad acid<br />

flashbacks. Mickey Mouse aka the<br />

Sorcere/s Apprentice has to clear up<br />

vomit and recycle bottles (to Wagner).<br />

And the rhinos go back to the fancy<br />

dress shop and try to explain - using<br />

only sign language ; why the tutus<br />

have ripped seams.<br />

* CREED IS GOOD<br />

WWJD is a trend amongst people of<br />

faith who can't be bothered to work<br />

out ethics for themselves, and Oasis'<br />

Liam Gallagher is all for it. He<br />

explained the principle of WhatWould<br />

lohn Do?, which has guided his career<br />

thus far, to Q magazine: "l believe in<br />

John Lennon, I believe in everything he<br />

stood for, that's the nearest to a God<br />

thing I get to. I'm sure he was a cunt<br />

as well, but he was a good guy..."<br />

J<br />

* MY ROUTE<br />

TO FAME,<br />

WWJD demands that you<br />

Iove Lennon with all<br />

your heart, all your<br />

soul and all your<br />

eyebrow.<br />

FORTUNE AND RICHARD<br />

WHITELEY<br />

Now that the sun sets at half<br />

three, I have to do something<br />

on these long dark nights. I<br />

have invested in a<br />

rhyming dictionary<br />

(confectionery!) and<br />

got reams of application<br />

forms from the Patent Office<br />

(glottis!).<br />

)<br />

The best inventions so far: acne pygmy<br />

chimney chutney (the Body Shop's<br />

new organic soot face mask);<br />

mizenmast elastoplast (bandage for<br />

a broken ship); snootflute (nose<br />

pipes); mute snootflute (nose pipes<br />

that are broken).<br />

lf I keep this going I could have a slot<br />

on Countdown before the<br />

commercials... better stop now.<br />

* QUE CERTSE SERA<br />

Serpent had the delight of discovering<br />

an essay by everyone's favourite<br />

hostage-in-your-own-home, Salman<br />

Rushdie. Salman recalls a film made<br />

as a tribute to him:<br />

A few years alo there was a<br />

Pakistani television film made<br />

cal/ed lnternational Guerillas. Ihe<br />

subject ofit was the heroic<br />

attempt by lslamic tenorists to<br />

murder ne. ln this film there was a<br />

character called Salman Rushdie,<br />

who was presented as a drunkard,<br />

a sadist, a torturer and a murderer,<br />

and at the end of the f/m this<br />

character was murdered by no<br />

/ess a person than God.<br />

lwatched the film. ltwas appalinf,<br />

and one of things I most objected<br />

to was the fact that the character<br />

playing me appeared in a very<br />

large assortment of incredibly ugly<br />

safarl suits, cerise safarl suits,<br />

and other equally unpleasant<br />

colours. Butthere is something<br />

undeniably revolting about<br />

w atch i n t yo u rse lf b e i n t<br />

murdered by God in the<br />

movies.<br />

Not an experience that many<br />

people have.<br />

* THIS EMU WONT FLY<br />

lmagine this. lt is 2008 and the Prime<br />

Minister, Phoney Blah, is starting his<br />

third term in office; he decides we<br />

must join the European Monetary<br />

Union and pulp the Great British<br />

pound. Some Europhobes take<br />

exception - the 17 remaining Tory<br />

MPs, the Countryside Alliance and<br />

allsorted fundamentalist Christians<br />

who believe that EMU is the final step<br />

before we get bar-codes on our<br />

foreheads. (Honestly ifyou were<br />

Beelzebub, Lord of Darkness and Barcoder<br />

of Heads, wouldn't you pick<br />

somewhere more glamorous to live<br />

than Brussels?)<br />

Anyway, this unlikely band<br />

of rebels takes to the<br />

hills to live a pure<br />

life without EMU,<br />

that filthy<br />

contaminating<br />

currency. They set up<br />

a system of barter, but<br />

this soon collapses as<br />

humanity has forgotten how it<br />

works. So, they begin using<br />

remaindered memoirs of Tory<br />

politicians as currency (there are 10<br />

thatchersin a churchill; small change<br />

consists of tebitts and demr-haf,ues).<br />

Although some of the outlaws were<br />

Boy Scouts, no one really knows how<br />

to survive outdoors without a Range<br />

Rover and wax jacket.<br />

ln time, they are forced to join up with<br />

crusties and travellers, who have been<br />

doing so for years. There is tension at<br />

first, but the hardship brings them<br />

together and a beautifully diverse<br />

underground culture emerges. Tweed<br />

ponchoes, hempjodphurs and red<br />

setters on string are all the rage for a<br />

season. Swampy and Michael<br />

Portfolio - whilst chilling out to<br />

Spiritualised at Glastonbury - hit it off<br />

and strike a pact: to oust the PM in<br />

the next election.<br />

Just a thought...<br />

* DOUBLE SAMMY<br />

The truth is strangerthan fiction,<br />

especially around Halloween.This was<br />

seen in the window of a local<br />

newsagent: "Wanted for a feature film.<br />

Lookalike/double for Sammy Davis<br />

Jnr. Must be under 5'7" and available<br />

on October 31st. lf you fit this<br />

category (you do not necessarily have<br />

to be facially similar and age is not a<br />

problem the most important thing is<br />

the height) please phone."<br />

* SIGNING 0N... AND 0N...<br />

Thank you t0 'a little bird', who uses e-<br />

mail, for this. Hermeneutics applied to<br />

a SIOP slf,n.<br />

1. A postmodernist deconstructs the<br />

sign by knocking it over with his car,<br />

and thus ends the tyranny of the<br />

north-south traffic over the east-west<br />

traffic.<br />

2. A serious and educated Catholic<br />

drives through it because he believes<br />

he cannot understand the stop sign<br />

apart from its interpretive community<br />

and tradition. 0bserving that the<br />

interpretive community doesn't take it<br />

too seriously, he doesn't feel<br />

obligated to take it too seriously<br />

either.<br />

3. Average Catholics and mainline<br />

denominationalists don't bother to<br />

read the sign but will stop if the car in<br />

front does.<br />

4. An orthodox Jew takes routes<br />

devoid of stops to eliminate the risk of<br />

disobeying the Law.<br />

5. A scholar from the Jesus Seminar<br />

concludes that the passage " STOP "<br />

was never uttered byJesus, since he<br />

would not stifle peoples' progress.<br />

So, STOP is a textual insertion from<br />

stage lll of the gospel tradition,<br />

when the church was first<br />

confronted by traffic in<br />

its parking lot.<br />

6. An Old Testament<br />

scholar amends the<br />

text, changing the T<br />

to H. The resulting<br />

"SH0P" is much easierto<br />

understand in context<br />

than "STOP" because of<br />

o the multiplicity of stores<br />

in the area. The<br />

o :;T,i;:ff[ifif:':<br />

form deschichte<br />

arteraiton. Tnus, tne<br />

O -O<br />

srgn announces Ine<br />

existence of a shopping<br />

area. lf this is true, it could indicate<br />

that both meanings are valid, thus<br />

making the message " STOP & SH0P. "<br />

movement 29


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