Kingdom University

Lemur
The Pothead
Lemurs are fanatics for millipedes, because of the defensive
toxins released from the insect when they are squeezed. The
lemur bites on the millipedes and spreads the toxins all over
its fur to prevent malaria-carrying mosquitos. However, the
toxin causes the creature to enter a blissful state. Once the
lemur has finish absorbing the narcotic like substance they
normally take a generous rest so they can recover.
Potheads can be found in many different avenues among
campus grounds from fraternity row to the makeshift rap
studio in your friend’s dorm. Depending on their generosity,
The Pothead may offer you some weed, but only when it’s
your first time smoking with them. After that, expect them
to charge. These creatures may turn their supply into an
edible, or a baked good that contains weed, such as weed
brownies. When cannabis is involved, The Pothead becomes
philosophical and enlightened by the most mundane things.
Like the Lemur, The Pothead must rest after smoking.
Warning: Don’t smoke, (unless you’re in Colorado) but if you
are going to smoke never do it on campus.
14. The Partiers