V18 N13
V18 N13 June 25, 2020
V18 N13
June 25, 2020
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The Old Fogey<br />
Ah, those good old Cape May days... by Jackson D’Catur<br />
OPEN DAILY<br />
BREAKFAST LUNCH DINNER<br />
Reserve a seat for outdoor dining, or order takeaway from your favorite beachside hideaway.<br />
Select from Rusty Nail favorites including our Baja grilled fish tacos, Buffalo chicken wings,<br />
deep fried mac-n-cheese balls, pre-mixed cocktails, and much more.<br />
I<br />
am often asked: “Where do you go on<br />
vacation?” I always respond: “Living in<br />
Cape May IS a vacation!” I follow that<br />
with some good advice, which depends<br />
upon whom I am addressing, but tends<br />
to be along the line of, “Get a haircut and<br />
wear spats!” or, “Button that tunic, laddie!” and<br />
sometimes, “You’re a mess! Leave town!”<br />
But truly, where DOES one go for a break<br />
from Cape May? I do take 14 days’ “anti-cation”<br />
every year, just to give me an added appreciation<br />
for Cape May upon my return. Some years<br />
Young Albert and I board our decommissioned<br />
fast-attack boat The Edge of Reason and motor<br />
up the coast in search of pirates (I say “pirates”,<br />
when I actually mean “anyone we take a dislike<br />
to”) and run them ashore/send them to<br />
the bottom/draw alongside and shout hurtful<br />
things, depending on our mood. Once, we had<br />
a perfectly lovely time sitting just offshore of<br />
Wildwood, snorkeling, sunbathing and shelling.<br />
What’s that? No, no, whyever would I want<br />
seashells? I mean shelling stray Wildwoodians<br />
with the rather nice two-inch gun on the bow.<br />
I have also taken in all of the world’s capitals,<br />
expecting to be awed, but all were disappointing<br />
compared to home. The Forbidden City?<br />
Not a patch on the Admiral Hotel. Edinburgh<br />
Castle? An anthill compared to The Marquis<br />
De Lafayette hotel. The New York Times building?<br />
have they even SEEN the Exit Zero offices?<br />
If so, they would not dare call themselves a<br />
newspaper. And every time, whether I have<br />
returned by motor car, aeroplane, hot air balloon<br />
or in a crate (my expedition to Borneo did<br />
not go well), I have taken a deep breath of sea<br />
air and been glad to be home.<br />
Oh, this city is not perfect, not at all: I have<br />
a love-hate relationship with Shoebies, as you<br />
know (they adore me for my gentlemanly ways<br />
and formal dress, and I despise them all), I am<br />
not at peace with the notion that people should<br />
purchase homes here and then leave them<br />
empty for nine months of the year (I am thinking<br />
of restarting the much-loved-but-troubled<br />
“Wicker Man” festival whereby good fortune<br />
and a fine harvest were guaranted by the sacrifice<br />
of whichever maroon tooted his BMW<br />
horn at me when I was crossing the street).<br />
But for all of Cape May’s faults (I counted<br />
three: two are above, the third is a person reading<br />
this newspaper who knows who he/she is),<br />
I walk the boundaries every day, breathe in the<br />
scent of the sea, and realize that when one tires<br />
of Cape May, one tires of life. This is actually<br />
quite handy, because we take a dim view of<br />
people who are critical of Cape May, and kill<br />
them on the spot.<br />
Cape May’s original farm-to-table<br />
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