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Television scribe Newman (How I Met Your Mother, The Neighbors) shares her comedic and
romantic adventures abroad during the last decade-and-a-half. After spending her twenties in
serious relationships yet afraid, ultimately, of settling down permanently, Newman got bit by the
travel bug and discovered that the best way to battle her commitment phobia was to romance
handsome strangers abroad. These brief “vacationships― satisfied Newmanâ€s desire for
excitement and passion while not making her feel trapped. She cavorted with a handsome
bartender in Russia, a sexy former priest in Argentina, and an aggressive surfer in Brazil. Newman
describes the exotic locales as lushly as she does her companions, taking armchair travelers to
Iceland, Australia, and Israel and sharing some of her travel snafus, such as losing her passport in
Buenos Aires and being deemed a potential terror suspect by Israeli authorities seemingly
because sheâ€s a single woman in her thirties traveling alone. Newman adeptly mixes humor
and heart, making this the perfect read for anyone in search of love, adventures abroad, or both. --
Kristine Huntley Read more “Kristin Newman reminds me of David Sedaris, but with more
joy.― –Diablo Cody  “Kristin Newmanâ€s tales of wanderlust are at turns hilarious,
embarrassing, and then truly inspiring. Her thrilling escapades make me want to get up off the
couch and book a ticket to some exotic locale for a sexy adventure of my own. But I probably
wonâ€t. And neither will you. Just read the book.― –Jane Lynch  ‘Kristin Newman
explodes the idea of the ‘singles scene†into a thousand tiny fragments and scatters them
globally. This is misspent youth well-spent.― –Patton Oswalt  “What I Was Doing While
You Were Breeding is kind of like if Eat, Pray, Love were written by your funniest friend—a laughout-loud
life guide for anyone who needs some help enjoying being single. Or for anyone who
already loves being single. Or for anyone who is married. Basically, whoever you are, Newman will
make you want to chuck it all and book a trip to Argentina.― –Rachel Dratch  “Spoiler
alert: I am the Will who drives a car over Kristinâ€s foot in the Dominican Republic. After writing
with Kristin at That ‘70s Show, I knew that her book would be incredibly funny, but itâ€s also
so heartbreaking, insightful, and full of adventure, romance, and sex sex sex! Do yourself a favor
and read this book! Did I mention how funny it is and how much sex is in it?' –Will Forte
 'If Mark Twain was a woman and he had actually done things in the countries he traveled to, he
would have been a lot more pleasant. He also would have written this book instead of The
Innocents Abroad. This book is so good that, of the many I have blurbed, this is the only one I

read.' –Joel Stein, columnist for Time, author of Man Made: A Stupid Quest for
Masculinity 'I have had the pleasure of joining Kris