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Description Photographs from Sh*t My Dad Says (Click on Thumbnails to Enlarge) I have no idea

why I'm sopping wet in this photo, but I'm going to guess it's because I rolled in something filthy or spilled

something on myself. Hosing me down was my dadâ€s favorite method for cleaning me off. Here I am

with my dad in his garden, which he adores and whose upkeep he takes very seriously. 'It's my first love,

besides your mother and horse racing. And you and your brothers, too, I suppose,' heâ€s said. My dad

used to carry me on his shoulders quite a bit when I was a child--until the time I accidentally urinated on him

while I was up there. We were at a neighborâ€s house and he quickly ran outside, threw me off, ripped off

his shirt, then hosed me down like he was from the CDC and I'd come in contact with the Ebola Virus. My

dad is an avid reader, and all throughout my childhood heâ€d come home after working for 12 hours and

weâ€d sit on the couch and read together. My familyâ€s trip to the Grand Canyon in 1983 was one of

only two family vacations we took. It coincided with the time when my dad started to lose his hair, and

decided he'd wear hats to mask his increasing baldness. It wasnâ€t long before he changed his tune, tossed

the caps, and decided he didnâ€t care what anyone else thought. Sh*t My Dad Says is f______

great!...Very funny, very irreverent, very real. Itâ€s refreshing at a time when weâ€re all choking to

death on political correctness and can go for days without meeting a single person with common sense.―

(Janet Evanovich, Time Magazine)“This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a

normal member of society.― (Chelsea Handler)“Shoot-beer-out-your-nose funny.― (Maxim)“A fun

gift book that is bound to crack up anyone who flips through it.― (Los Angeles Times)“If youâ€re

wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud

yes.― (Christian Lander, New York Times bestselling author of Stuff White People Like)“Read this

unless youâ€re allergic to laughing.― (Kristen Bell)“Justin Halpern tosses lightning bolts of laughter

out of his pocket like he is shooting dice in a back alley. In one sweep of a paragraph, he ranges from

hysterical to disgusting to touching―and does it all seamlessly. Sh*t My Dad Says is a really, really funny

book.― (Laurie Notaro, New York Times bestselling author of The Idiot Girls†Action-Adventure

Club)“Justin Halpernâ€s dad is up there with Aristotle and Winston F*cking Churchill. Heâ€s

brilliant, and his sonâ€s book is absolutely hilarious.― (A.J. Jacobs, New York Times bestselling author

of The Know-It-All) See all Editorial Reviews

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