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EXIT ZERO<br />
cape may’s peppy periodical • september 17, 2020 • volume 18, number 25<br />
The Leao family enjoyed Airfest at NAS Wildwood Aviation Museum on September 6.<br />
Ready For Lift-Off More photographs inside this issue. Aleksey Moryakov
Fuck PROPERTY MANAGEMENT<br />
9/11: Cottagers’ Association Of Cape May Donates To Food Closet<br />
1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May<br />
609.884.1300<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
3167 S ROUTE 9,<br />
RIO GRANDE<br />
1.89 acres of prime real<br />
estate in Rio Grande.<br />
$1,900,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
4724 PACIFIC AVE.,<br />
WILDWOOD<br />
Storefront currently<br />
operating as a thrift store.<br />
$89,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
319 S ROUTE 47,<br />
CMCH<br />
3.94 acres partially<br />
cleared.<br />
$200,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
207 ORCHARD DR.,<br />
NORTH CAPE MAY<br />
3 BR/1.5 BA home in a<br />
desirable neighborhood.<br />
$269,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
15 SECLUDED LN.,<br />
RIO GRANDE<br />
3 BR/2 BA spacious<br />
home on tree-lined street.<br />
$278,500<br />
The Cape May Cottagers’ Association donated $500 to the Cape May Food Closet on September 11.<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.US<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
120 W DENVER AVE.,<br />
WILDWOOD CREST<br />
2 BR/1 BA<br />
condominium unit.<br />
$295,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
7100 OCEAN AVE.,U.202,<br />
WILDWOOD CREST<br />
1 BR/1 BA Ocean Place<br />
Condominium.<br />
$320,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
109 E ASTER RD.,U.101,<br />
WILDWOOD CREST<br />
2 BR/2 BA Aster Inn<br />
Condominium.<br />
$349,900<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
928 SHUNPIKE RD.,<br />
COLD SPRING<br />
4 BR/2 BA house<br />
located close to Cape May.<br />
$489,900<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
915 WENONAH AVE.,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
3 BR/2 BA bi-level<br />
home on a triangle<br />
shaped lot. $829,000<br />
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9/11: VFW Clam Bake On Congress Street<br />
A Cape May<br />
Classic<br />
since 1926<br />
OUTDOOR<br />
DINING &<br />
TAKEOUT<br />
11:30-10 daily<br />
The VFW held their annual clam bake on September 11.<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.US<br />
Open daily for outdoor dining<br />
From 11:30-2:30 & 5:30-9:30<br />
OPEN DAILY FOR INSIDE AND OUTSIDE DINING<br />
All Your Favorite Mug Dishes... Plus Cocktails, Beer & Wine To Go!<br />
426 WASHINGTON STREET • 609-884-3459 Follow us on Facebook<br />
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322 Washington Street Mall, Cape May<br />
609-884-9119 tishasfinedining.com<br />
400 WASHINGTON STREET • 609-770-8559<br />
Open for outdoor, indoor seating and curbside<br />
pickup including sealed beer, wine & cocktails<br />
from 11am - 12am daily.<br />
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ü Freshest Seafood<br />
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ü Great Bar Menu<br />
OPEN WEDNESDAY-SUNDAY AT 4 PM<br />
Outdoor dining available!<br />
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POTATO PANCAKES•PORK & SAUERKRAUT•<br />
9/11: VFW Clam Bake<br />
On Congress Street<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Mary, Russ<br />
Linda, Ed<br />
Cindy, Jeff<br />
The Best Recipes Begin at Gaiss’<br />
Open Every Day 9-6 • 609-886-5121<br />
1215 BAYSHORE ROAD, AT BATES AVENUE • VILLAS<br />
USDA Choice & Above-Custom Cut Meats<br />
& Fresh Cut-to-Order Deli Meats & Cheeses<br />
GAISS’ OWN HANDCRAFTED...<br />
« International Award-Winning Artisan Sausages<br />
« Regional Award-Winning Bacon<br />
« National Award-Winning Hams<br />
« Gaiss’ Award-Winning Chorizo Chili<br />
WE PROUDLY SELL FINE LOCAL PRODUCTS<br />
« Cape May Crab Cakes<br />
« Busy Bee Honey<br />
« Harry & Beans Fresh Roasted Coffee Beans<br />
« Hank Sauce<br />
« Cape May Peanut Butter<br />
OVERALL CHAMPIONS<br />
2020 Cape May<br />
Chili & Chowder<br />
Cookoff!<br />
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The Exit Zero Information Page<br />
Everything you wanted to know about Cape May’s peppy periodical... and then some<br />
ABOUT US<br />
HOW TO... ORDER A PHOTO<br />
REQUEST A PHOTOGRAPHER<br />
SEND A VACATION PHOTO<br />
Editor & Publisher Jack Wright<br />
General Manager Cathrine O’Brien<br />
Digital Media Manager Kayla Jordan<br />
Content Manager Nicole James<br />
Distribution Manager Terry O’Brien<br />
Artist & More Mike DeMusz<br />
Photographers Aleksey Moryakov,<br />
Gabi Urda<br />
609-770-8479 / info@exitzero.com<br />
Every Thursday, Exit Zero magazine<br />
is delivered to around 300<br />
establishments in the area. We also<br />
operate a retail store, a restaurant and<br />
a gas station, all under the umbrella<br />
of Exit Zero Filling Station, located at<br />
110 Sunset Boulevard on the beautiful<br />
Cape Island.<br />
«Email us at photo@exitzero.com<br />
(write Photo Order in subject line) and<br />
tell us the date the photo appeared and<br />
on which page. If you don’t have email,<br />
call us on 609-770-8479.<br />
SUBSCRIBE TO COLOR ISSUES<br />
«Email info@exitzero.com and write<br />
PHOTO REQUEST in the subject line. Or<br />
call 609-770-8479. There is no charge,<br />
but we can’t ALWAYS guarantee we will<br />
show up. Aleksey is a busy guy!<br />
READ US ONLINE<br />
«We love pictures of our magazine on<br />
vacation. Email your photos and details<br />
to info@exitzero.com and write EZ ON<br />
VACATION in the subject line. Do NOT<br />
send hard copies. They don’t print well.<br />
ADVERTISE<br />
Please note: We no longer offer<br />
subscriptions to our weekly magazine.<br />
Too many people were receiving issues<br />
very late or, in some cases, not at all.<br />
That’s all down to the vagaries of sending<br />
by bulk mail. EXCEPTION: You can pay<br />
$100 to get EZ delivered first-class (there<br />
is a hardcore of fans who DO this!). Call<br />
609-770-8479 if you’d like to order.<br />
«Although we no longer offer<br />
subscriptions to the weekly issue, you<br />
can still subscribe to the FOUR color<br />
issues we publish every year. Call 609-<br />
770-8479 or order online at ezstore.us.<br />
«You can read our issues online,<br />
courtesy of our virtual magazine reader.<br />
Just visit our website, exitzero.com, and<br />
click where it says THIS WEEK’S ISSUE.<br />
Enjoy!<br />
«This magazine is funded through<br />
advertising – so please support our<br />
advertisers! To discuss our affordable<br />
packages, contact Jack Wright on<br />
609-770-8479 or info@exitzero.com.<br />
u WIN A $20 GIFT CERTIFICATE IN OUR FUN FIND-THE-PHIL CONTEST<br />
We concealed the Exit Zero Filling Station mascot Phil (get it?) in an ad. Enter in one of two ways: 1. Email info@exitzero.com (put CLIPART<br />
CONTEST in subject line) with the name of the ad that contains the clipart, plus your name, address and telephone number; 2. Mail to Exit<br />
Zero Clipart Contest, 110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May, NJ 08204. Entries by September 24. Random winner will receive a $20 Exit Zero<br />
Filling Station gift card. Winner will be posted on our Facebook page each Thursday. Here’s the exact size of the image Happy hunting!<br />
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Harbor View<br />
Where We’re Eating<br />
Here’s what the EZ team were chowing on this week<br />
RESTAURANT, MARINA & BAR<br />
Our outside deck is now open daily<br />
starting at 11:30AM!<br />
Happy hour Mon-Fri 3-6pm<br />
Every week, the Exit Zero crew goes for lunch (or dinner or,<br />
maybe even on occasion, breakfast) at one of Cape May’s<br />
excellent dining establishments. Everything is totally different<br />
on the food landscape these days, but in the interests of<br />
the public, we are still venturing out there and enjoying the<br />
victuals provided by local eateries.<br />
21+ Extended evening hours<br />
*<br />
Voted<br />
The place: Fins Bar and Grille.<br />
5pm-8pm on Fridays, Featuring an<br />
The history: Before bursting on to the Cape May dining scene<br />
THE BEST<br />
Sushi daily<br />
additional menu from our kitchen<br />
with a colorful splash in 2015, this Victorian building just off the mall<br />
Happy Hour<br />
on our<br />
was home to the legendary Pilot House, a pub that was long a favorite<br />
in NJ!<br />
outside deck<br />
of locals in particular. Fins’ sister restaurant in town is the acclaimed summer sunday brunch tapas<br />
*<br />
Peter Shields Inn, on the east end of Beach Avenue (some of the finest<br />
10:30 am - 2 pm<br />
dining in South Jersey, if you haven’t tried it yet).<br />
Live Music from 11am-5pm<br />
The vibe: Indoors, Fins offers a bit of a South Beach, Miami thang,<br />
with its huge fish tank and glowing blue glass bartop, but Jack and<br />
Diane are enjoying outdoors for as long as possible, so we sat under Wine offerings: By the Bottle,<br />
*<br />
the tent that was erected on Decatur Street to enable restaurants to Featured Wines by the Glass, Red<br />
try and actually stay solvent during these times of COVID. And the<br />
& White Wine Flights, 1Ltr Carafes<br />
result is a very Mediterranean al fresco vibe. Kind of reminded us of<br />
Portugal.<br />
& 1Ltr Growlers<br />
The server: Amanda, who’s hosted us before, is a classy and composed<br />
hospitality professional, but even she has been taken aback by Tapas Kitchen Open Daily!<br />
how frantic the Summer of COVID has been. It’s been as busy as any *<br />
summer she can remember, and it looks like September will just keep<br />
Please no outside food or<br />
on giving. PS: Amanda demonstrated her bona fides by intercepting<br />
beverage.<br />
a lobster BLT that was heading for Jack’s table, instead of the fishand-chips<br />
he ordered (though the lobster BLT was actually his second<br />
Please practice social distancing<br />
choice, so that would not have been a tragedy).<br />
and<br />
*<br />
wear a mask when not seated. We are<br />
The food: We kicked off with reliably good Buffalo wings, then<br />
hosting groups of 6 guests or less<br />
Jack tucked into the fish-and-chips, while Diane enjoyed her perfectly<br />
seasoned chicken Caesar wrap, all washed down with a couple<br />
Dogs welcome<br />
of raspberry iced teas. Hey, it is lunchtime, and we do try to behave at<br />
We are not taking reservations<br />
least some of the time.<br />
609-884-1169<br />
No indoor dining until further notice<br />
The consensus: Indoor at Fins is a fun experience, but snag an<br />
711 Townbank Road, North Cape May<br />
outdoor chair while you still can — those chilly nights are not that far<br />
away. Mind you, outdoor heaters on Decatur Street would be a nice CapeMayWinery.com<br />
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little touch. Al fresco dining in the fall sound pretty cool to us.<br />
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*<br />
open for first come, first<br />
serve outdoor hostess seating<br />
12pm - 6pm daily<br />
*<br />
Tastings on the deck Monday-<br />
Thursday. Book online at<br />
capemaywinery.com
9/8: Around The Town At Coffee Tyme<br />
Romantic Seaside Getaway<br />
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Ella, Jesse, Caroline<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.US<br />
Now Open for Indoor<br />
& Outdoor Dining<br />
RESERVATIONS REQUIRED<br />
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Live Piano Friday-Sunday Evenings<br />
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• 25% Indoor Capacity •<br />
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9/4: Around The Beach At Convention Hall<br />
9/4: Cape May Beach Taggers’ Last Day<br />
Bulgarian Riviera<br />
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Beach tagging comes to a close after a beautiful summer season<br />
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9/6: Annual Windsor Beach Umbrella Crawl<br />
Nine families celebrated the Beach Umbrella Crawl with food and drinks.<br />
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9/6: Airfest At NAS<br />
Wildwood Aviation Museum<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
OPEN DAILY<br />
BREAKFAST LUNCH DINNER<br />
Reserve a seat, or order takeaway from your favorite beachside hideaway.<br />
Select from Rusty Nail favorites including our Baja grilled fish tacos, Buffalo chicken wings,<br />
deep fried mac-n-cheese balls, pre-mixed cocktails, and much more.<br />
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WALK-INS ARE WELCOME, SUBJECT TO AVAILABILITY.<br />
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9/6: Airfest At NAS Wildwood Aviation Museum<br />
Undertow<br />
Terry O’Brien’s legendary column... social satire, shameless plugs — and general self-indulgence<br />
Shoemaker family<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.US<br />
I<br />
have about 90 minutes to write this week<br />
(after my gym session, before my 5:30<br />
Sunday gig) which is not a lot of time.<br />
As such, I’ll be typing very fast so try to<br />
keep up. May as well start with my Weekly<br />
Weight Watch since I’m still glistening from<br />
my 60-minute elliptical workout. I really wish<br />
my deadline was on Tuesday since that has<br />
habitually been my lightest day of the week, this<br />
time hitting my previously stated goal of 225.5<br />
before drifting back up to 225 on Sunday morning.<br />
Considering all the (relative) junk I ate this<br />
week, I can live with that. (Relative junk means a<br />
couple of PB&Js, a bowl of tortilla chips or some<br />
cereal, not the pizzas, hoagies and bags of fast<br />
food from years past, though I did slip and have<br />
a two cheeseburger meal from McDonald’s last<br />
Monday and spent the rest of the day feeling like<br />
I was going to die.) I stocked up on steaks, pork<br />
chops, fruits and veg and expect to be sub-220<br />
by next week. Or on Tuesday, at least.<br />
I forgot my headphones for my workout<br />
last Thursday, which is a total drag because<br />
my “GYM” playlist makes the time go quicker.<br />
Luckily, they sell cheap-o earbuds at Planet<br />
Fitness so problem solved! Except my new<br />
Android doesn’t have a headphone jack. D’oh!<br />
(This is, so far, a very onbrand Terry O’Brien<br />
experience.) So I ended having to plug right into<br />
the house feed on the elliptical which was set to<br />
The View on ABC. (Did you know those ladies<br />
really hate Donald Trump?) Once I reached my<br />
target heart rate (three seconds) I switched over<br />
to Planet Fitness Radio, where I was equally<br />
dismayed and heartened by the state of modern<br />
pop music. The worst part of this was the Britney<br />
Spears-Robin Thicke glitch that resulted in two<br />
of their songs looping for about 20 minutes. It<br />
was so bad I flipped back to The View to relax.<br />
After my workouts I am WAP. (Wet and<br />
Pasty.)<br />
Listen, I said I was going to write quickly, I<br />
didn’t say Iwas going to write well.<br />
One thing that tanked my diet this week<br />
was the absolutely delicious pupu platter sent<br />
over to Tim Joyce and I (TNT) after our gig on<br />
Friday night by Black Duck chef-owner Chris<br />
Hubert. (I’m sure I’ve written more awkwardly<br />
phrased sentences than that, I just can’t remember<br />
when.) Ribs, wasabi spring rolls, shrimp<br />
toast, dumplings, Asian slaw… just ridiculous.<br />
(It was so good my wife ordered it the following<br />
evening, with Chris refusing payment.)<br />
We’ve had something of a symbiotic relationship<br />
over there on Sunset Boulevard, with<br />
Exit Zero, Black Duck and Viggiano’s all in close<br />
proximity. It’s been our pleasure to sing for all of<br />
you this season. And, if you know Tim Joyce, free<br />
food is his favorite thing after free money (singing<br />
is just something he does between meals,<br />
sometimes during). Viggiano’s, if you’re reading,<br />
Adored by<br />
Loved by<br />
Visitors...<br />
Locals!<br />
New<br />
Gluten-free<br />
options!<br />
Open for inside and outside<br />
dining! Takeout available.<br />
Mon, Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat 8-9<br />
Tues & Sun 8-2<br />
Beach & Grant 609-884-3772<br />
REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN WE HAD SMOKED VANILLA PB?<br />
WELL, IT’S BACK!<br />
THE NEW LIMITED EDITION FLAVOR FROM SMALL BATCH BUTTER by Cape may pb co.<br />
SMOKED VANILLA PEANUT BUTTER, GET IT WHILE IT’S HOT.<br />
Available at cape may peanut butter co, 516 CARPENTERS LN & CAPEMAYPEANUTBUTTERCO.COM.<br />
PORCH SIDE PICK UP AND FREE DELIVERY AVAILABLE. SEE WEBSITE FOR DETAILS.<br />
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we like chicken parm.<br />
KIDDING! It’s just my job to<br />
cheapen these sincere moments<br />
with stupid jokes. It was a lovely<br />
(I’m writing as I have the<br />
Eagles-WFT game on in the background<br />
and watching the Birds fritter<br />
away this game has been fun.)<br />
gesture and deeply appreciated.<br />
Everyone’s favorite LCMR<br />
Our Tuesday artist, Shaun<br />
LaBoy, showed up to work nearly<br />
two hours before his gig last week.<br />
I said, “Shaun, you know you’re<br />
nearly two hours early for your gig<br />
this week.” He said, “Yeah, I know,<br />
but otherwise I would just be home<br />
in bed.” Shaun… THAT’S THE<br />
DREAM! Youth is seriously wasted<br />
on the young. Shaun, along with<br />
Camille Peruto and Nancy Malcun,<br />
has added a shot of youthful vigor<br />
to the EZFS music rotation. They<br />
are perky, energetic and unfailingly<br />
polite and I hate them very much.<br />
You know who else I hate? The<br />
person who cuts into our Exit Zero<br />
bundles every week because they<br />
just can’t wait until the shop opens<br />
at 10am. I bet it’s a liberal.<br />
Quote of the Week: “I’ll shove<br />
anything in my mouth right now.”<br />
A hungry female co-worker who<br />
shall remain nameless lest she be<br />
overly embarrassed. (It was Nicole<br />
James.)<br />
Anyone else notice how many<br />
people these days have resting<br />
bitch forehead?<br />
teacher, Matt Suter, drove by EZFS<br />
last week in this Darth Vader-esque<br />
school bus, all black and pointy,<br />
with a deranged smile on his face.<br />
Though, to be fair, “deranged” is his<br />
natural state of being. But if I was<br />
you, schoolkids, I’d be extra good<br />
this year, because I don’t think you<br />
want to end up on that bus with<br />
Mr Suter.<br />
Move over, Randy and Wendy<br />
Redelico, there’s a new stalker<br />
on the block. Jim Faulkner (Jim<br />
Staulkner?) of the Windsor Hotel<br />
has been inundating me with<br />
emails (four), talking about how<br />
good my columns are and how well<br />
I’ve raised my kids. I’m thinking of<br />
getting a restraining order requiring<br />
him to write at least two per<br />
week. (Thanks for reaching out,<br />
Jim.)<br />
The greatest scene in any<br />
movie ever is in The Way Back when<br />
Ben Affleck absolutely melts down<br />
on his basketball team for getting<br />
clowned on. I’ve watched it probably<br />
30 times and will definitely<br />
watch it 30 more.<br />
Does anyone really think Tenet, the latest movie from<br />
there’s going to be one, let alone<br />
three, Trump-Biden debates?<br />
Made the mistake of going<br />
cheap and buying Hefty plastic<br />
drinking cups. Do yourselves a<br />
favor and stick with the red Solo<br />
cup. Why do I buy sdo many plastic<br />
cups and paper plates? It’s<br />
because nobody at my house does<br />
the dishes except me, and since<br />
I’m also the only one who does<br />
the laundry, takes out the trash and<br />
mows the lawn, I can’t always keep<br />
up. Hence, plastic and paper. I may<br />
work at an ocean-friendly restaurant,<br />
but my house is Fukushima.<br />
It’s a little over a 2.5-mile walk<br />
to cut my grass.<br />
Christopher Nolan, is beautifully<br />
shot, features top-notch action<br />
sequences, mind-bending special<br />
effects and is perfectly cast<br />
with Brian Washington (Denzel’s<br />
son) and Robert Pattinson (future<br />
Batman) in the leads. But I don’t<br />
think it’s very good. Something<br />
about reverse entropy (time traveling)<br />
bullets, a Russian oligarch and<br />
the end of the world. It was a lot like<br />
the Alien proto-sequel, Prometheus<br />
— interesting, engaging, bad.<br />
I saw this movie in a movie<br />
theater, which is a place people<br />
used to go to watch movies,<br />
and I did so with zero trepidation.<br />
Sorry, this pandemic was over the<br />
How desperate was I for a drink moment the media decided that<br />
10am-10pm l Free Delivery<br />
after my wait shift on Wednesday? some large gatherings were bad<br />
So desperate I had an Amaretto and others were good.<br />
Sunset & Broadway l 609-435-5052<br />
and Mountain Dew and, I’m not ’Til next time, don’t get caught<br />
gonna lie, it was pretty good.<br />
in The Undertow.<br />
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GREAT BURGERS &<br />
delicious cURRIES<br />
COOL COCKTAILS<br />
& LOCAL DRAFTS!<br />
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tiki ROOM!<br />
Open daily 3-9, drinks till 10<br />
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9/6: Airfest At NAS<br />
Wildwood Aviation Museum<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Marisa, Matt, Linda,<br />
ENJOY<br />
ECLECTIC SEAFOOD<br />
AND HANDCRAFTED COCKTAILS<br />
IN A BEACH-CHIC SETTING.<br />
Max, Ed, Jim<br />
BREAKFAST, LUNCH,<br />
AND DINNER DAILY.<br />
John Stewart and Bickel family<br />
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9/6: Airfest At NAS<br />
Wildwood Aviation Museum<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Jamie, Marie, Carol, Emilia, Judy, Manie<br />
Uncle Bill’s<br />
And FAMILY RESTAURANT<br />
Open daily<br />
7AM - 2PM<br />
Inside & outside dining<br />
Takeout available<br />
Morgan, Avery, Owen<br />
Employment opportunities available.<br />
BEACH & PERRY, CAPE MAY<br />
Jamie, Shawn, Theresa, Vincent<br />
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Imagine a journey 30 years in the making<br />
that finally manages to “hit the right<br />
chord.” Bill and Ted were iconic characters<br />
in my post-college days. But the<br />
humor of the first films fell flat on me.<br />
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure started the<br />
would-be trilogy in 1989. Either you got the<br />
cheerful wackiness, or you didn’t. Bill (played<br />
by Alex Winter), and Ted (played by Keanu<br />
Reeves) were charming rock ‘n roller dudes<br />
who go on an amazing time travel tour to visit<br />
legendary historic figures — and act silly with<br />
them.<br />
Like I said, either you get it or you don’t.<br />
Their second installment was in 1991.<br />
And I must admit, I only caught parts of it.<br />
Hey, I just had my first daughter and time<br />
was precious — as in, “she’s napping, I need<br />
to nap too!” Their “bogus journey” did not get<br />
great reviews.<br />
What happened in the 30 years after<br />
could not be predicted. Well... maybe it could.<br />
Winter goes on to work in a series of quirky<br />
projects. Reeves makes one action hit after<br />
The Movie Column<br />
By arts columnist Tom Sims<br />
another for several years — and maybe some<br />
less action and less hit. The Matrix, John Wick,<br />
Speed. The success of Reeves is so starkly different<br />
from Winter, would he ever come back<br />
to make a third installment?<br />
Bill and Ted Face the Music is certainly silly,<br />
but something is different. There is some<br />
depth in their latest time travels. They meet<br />
versions of themselves who are scoundrels,<br />
prison-workout buff, and ultimately, elderly<br />
and near death. And the two have daughters.<br />
Thea (played by Samara Weaving) and Billie<br />
(played by Brigette Lundy-Paine), go on their<br />
own travels. They are fun to watch these two,<br />
clearly passing the adventure to the next generation.<br />
The plot is simple. Bill and Ted are frustrated<br />
they never wrote the hit song that<br />
prophecy said would save the world! Now they<br />
travel through time to take the song from their<br />
future selves. Well, duh... they chase that song<br />
like a MacGuffin bouncing around with not a<br />
thought toward time and space.<br />
Can a song really save the world? More<br />
than ever, I’d like to believe it can. I want<br />
to believe anything can unify this divide. It<br />
seems to be ripping through us like a gaping<br />
tear in what is a surprisingly strong fabric of<br />
decency and good will. What it leaves behind<br />
is tattered hurt. When will we harmonize?<br />
Maybe Bill and Ted can show us — or show<br />
us how we can find our own way. Party on…<br />
maybe with a little purpose this time. [Air guitar<br />
solo here!] It could be...excellent!<br />
cold spring brewery is open!<br />
Gift Cards &<br />
Growlers<br />
Available!<br />
Mon-Sat 12-8pm<br />
&<br />
Sun 12-6pm<br />
Live Music<br />
Every Saturday<br />
in August!<br />
CURBSIDE SERVICE AVAILABLE<br />
All profits support HCSV Foundation - A non-profit living history museum<br />
733 SEASHORE ROAD, CAPE MAY<br />
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Louisa’s Cafe salads available<br />
for take out in the<br />
Chocolate Bar every day!<br />
9/6: Airfest At NAS<br />
Wildwood Aviation Museum<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
9/6: Airfest At NAS<br />
Wildwood Aviation Museum<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Open Daily 11am-9pm<br />
Delicious, American made, artisan<br />
chocolate bars and caramels.<br />
609-884-5519 • 106 JACKSON STREET<br />
Father Miles, Cindy, Diana<br />
Mike, Erik, Tony, Mikayla, Sarah<br />
Discover La Mer Beachfront<br />
Resort's Restaurant<br />
Cape May’s original farm-to-table<br />
Frank, Tony<br />
Jim, Sebastian, Thomas<br />
Join us Friday and Saturday<br />
evenings from 6:00-9:00pm.<br />
Featuring our outdoor bar and<br />
live music on the lawn!<br />
Weather permitting.<br />
Fresh Farm-to-Table Take Out Dinner<br />
4-8:30pm Tuesday-Sunday<br />
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9/6: Airfest At NAS<br />
Wildwood Aviation Museum<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
<br />
Tatiana, Max, Emma<br />
A CAPE MAY TRADITION<br />
Every batch of fudge is hand-whipped in Copper Kettles using a wooden<br />
paddle... in 49 years we have never made a batch any other way.<br />
Black family<br />
Kyle, Daniel, Joe<br />
PUMPKIN PIE FUDGE IS NOW IN SEASON!<br />
PLUS... Premium Chocolates<br />
Saltwater Taffy & Homemade Caramel Corn<br />
Hand-Dipped Ice Cream & More!<br />
OPEN EVERY DAY IN CAPE MAY<br />
On the Washington Street Mall and on the Promenade<br />
toll-free @ 1-800-23-FUDGE online @ www.FudgeKitchens.com<br />
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9/6: Airfest At NAS Wildwood Aviation Museum<br />
Austin, Bob Dakota, Michael Joe, Dottie<br />
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I<br />
am afraid to say, I need eyeglasses. After<br />
all these years of ocular perfection, I realize<br />
that perhaps the time has come. Oh,<br />
there were little hints along the way:<br />
when I did not win Cape May’s Willie Tell<br />
Archery contest last summer after a decade<br />
of holding the title, that was a clue (in my<br />
defense, the chap under the Mcintosh DID<br />
have a prominent Adam’s apple, and really,<br />
once all the hoarse shrieking was done with,<br />
he was able to make a full recovery). And<br />
I did spend an hour lecturing my manservant<br />
Kitchener on the importance of personal<br />
grooming and shaving on a daily basis, before<br />
he happened to wander past behind me and<br />
politely asked why I was speaking to Igor the<br />
Stuffed Bear.<br />
Most vitally, I was feeding Young Albert<br />
this week, and instead of giving him a tin<br />
of Farmer Miggins Perfectly Fine Food For<br />
Dogs of Uncertain Temperament (it’s mostly<br />
oatmeal with a sheep’s head boiled in for protein,<br />
so sheep and cattle dogs get all they need<br />
without realizing that their charges are in fact<br />
The Old Fogey<br />
Ah, those good old Cape May days... by Jackson D’Catur<br />
lunch on hooves and getting any clever ideas)<br />
I opened a can of hearts marinated in blood<br />
meant for… well, never mind what they are<br />
meant for (we have some unusual parties here<br />
at The D’Catur Mansion). But I did not realize<br />
my mistake until the smell wafted up, by<br />
which time the scoundrel had wolfed the lot.<br />
I need not tell you the effect a pound of raw<br />
bloody meat had on the mood of an angry dog.<br />
It was like The Hound of the Baskervilles (which<br />
my old pal Conan Doyle happened to base on<br />
the Young Albert of the day when he visited<br />
Cape May one, and was savaged about the<br />
ankles) but smaller and meaner and it took<br />
the entire household staff and myself with<br />
shields and brushes to force him outside until<br />
he passed out from sheer anger and bloodlust.<br />
But I cannot afford to make mistakes<br />
like that, and have summoned an Optical<br />
Doctor to measure me for the latest wearable<br />
binoculars. I want something that can assist<br />
in reading labels on medicine bottles (particularly<br />
the tranquilizer I use in my blowgun<br />
to sedate troublesome Shoebies) but also can<br />
let me see in the ultra-violet and infra-red<br />
spectrum, for my battles with creatures of the<br />
night. Perhaps mirrored, too, so I can attend<br />
city meetings and have a little nap with no<br />
one noticing, and also because I adored the<br />
TV show CHIPs. I also need rearview mirrors<br />
and possibly a laser to help me deal with ninjas<br />
and people from Wildwood, both of whom<br />
tend to sneak up on a chap unawares, intent<br />
on mischief. It’s not asking too much.<br />
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9/6: Airfest At NAS Wildwood Aviation Museum<br />
9/6: Airfest At NAS Wildwood Aviation Museum<br />
Bill, Caroline<br />
Raymond, Kathy<br />
Ninoska, Joyce<br />
Brin, Andrew James, Orvan Ken, Heather<br />
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Hats Tees Tanks Sweatshirts Hoodies Zip-Ups Jewelry Art<br />
FLYING FISH STUDIO<br />
Monday-Friday 11-5, Saturday & Sunday 10-5<br />
Tenth Annual Paddle Out T-Shirts now available in store and online.<br />
$10 from every shirt sale will be donated to the Andy Boyt Foundation!<br />
130 Park Boulevard • 609-884-2760 • theflyingfishstudio.com<br />
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ARDEN’S KIDS<br />
GIFTS & CLOTHING<br />
9/5: Around 9:30pm<br />
At The Mad Batter<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
CAN’T MISS!<br />
OPEN DAILY 9 AM - 10 PM<br />
Washington Common, Cape May<br />
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Bridget, Paul, Magenta<br />
Open Sun-Thurs 10-6 Fri-Sat 10-7<br />
Jeanie, Sue<br />
Cape May’s Full-Service Jeweler<br />
510 CARPENTERS LANE l 609-854-4489<br />
CUSTOM DESIGN AND REPAIRS<br />
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NEW<br />
TRANSITIONAL<br />
STYLES<br />
available now<br />
in<br />
Tommy’s Folly<br />
Boutique<br />
Open Daily<br />
The Activity Column<br />
Catherine Dugan’s guide to staying in... this week, enjoy virtual theater!<br />
Humans like stories. Stories make us<br />
Secrets by Candace O’Donnell explores the private<br />
joys and sorrows of the tiny woman who<br />
laugh and cry, but also make us speculate.<br />
Would I have been brave, loyal,<br />
once ruled over most of the world. The actress<br />
or smart enough to handle a given<br />
brings to life the conflict between her power<br />
situation? Would I have checked if<br />
and her impotence — she could launch a war,<br />
Juliet was really dead? Might I have stolen the<br />
insurance money? Would I wait for Godot?<br />
In normal times, theater feeds our need for<br />
stories. Cape May Stage and the East Lynne<br />
Theater Company would be filling our evenings<br />
with laughter, tears and questions to<br />
talk about with our fellow theater goers over<br />
late night desserts. This year, both companies<br />
but she could not save her husband. She considered<br />
Albert her “all in all,” but sought companionship<br />
after his death. Modern mothers<br />
will empathize with her fears about childbirth<br />
and her inability to bond with her babies.<br />
They’ll speculate how the modern understanding<br />
of postpartum depression may have helped.<br />
Start at the web page — capemaystage.<br />
adapt to the pandemic with virtual shows. The<br />
org allows you to click on offerings from the<br />
presentation is different — it’s not live theater,<br />
10 minutes.” You’ll likely be caught in the magic.<br />
home page, or by clicking on “virtual theater.”<br />
but it’s not a television show. There are few The power of the story and performances will<br />
Some performances require a donation, and<br />
special effects, elaborate sets, or costumes. In carry you out of your current reality and into a some are free. At eastlynnetheater.org click on<br />
most productions, the performer is stripped 19th century Scottish castle, an American asylum,<br />
or into the stars. If you think this political which seem to be free, with an invitation to<br />
“Mainstage Season” for your virtual choices,<br />
bare, with only her voice and face to convey the<br />
tale. It works.<br />
Virtual theater is not without its challenges.<br />
Suspension of disbelief can be difficult<br />
while you’re folding laundry or weeding the<br />
garden, but as Shakespeare scholars say, “give it<br />
season’s ugliness is new, learn about the fight<br />
for women’s suffrage. Escape into someone<br />
else’s romance. Or learn more about Queen<br />
Victoria as she divulges her secrets.<br />
The Cape May Stage production of Victoria’s<br />
donate. East Lynne also has a raffle if you’re<br />
feeling lucky. Be patient and expect a little confusion<br />
— these companies are figuring this out<br />
on the fly, and sometimes unexpected hiccups<br />
cause delay.<br />
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Cape May Wicker<br />
Two locations open seven days 9 to 5<br />
1930 Route 9, Clermont | 609-624-3031<br />
203 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May | 609-884-1849<br />
9/5: Around 9:30pm<br />
At The Mad Batter<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Just for Laughs<br />
Fall is Fire Table Season at Cape May Wicker!<br />
Mike, Megan<br />
Bart, Trisha<br />
Say it with socks and,<br />
“Sock it to me, baby.”<br />
504 WASHINGTON STREET MALL<br />
609-884-5466 * SCOPECAPEMAY.COM<br />
FALL HAS ARRIVED!<br />
SILKY, BUTTONED PASHMINAS.<br />
Vladimir, Marina<br />
Ivan, Melanie<br />
YUMMY, COZY SHAWLS. MASKS GALORE!!<br />
capemaywicker.net<br />
Kaleidoscope<br />
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609-884-1702 * SCOPECAPEMAY.COM<br />
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Dave, Sarah<br />
John, Kim
9/5: Around 9:30pm<br />
At The Mad Batter<br />
9/5: Around 9pm At Delaney’s<br />
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people every week?<br />
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Jack and family<br />
Ortiz family<br />
McKenzie, Emma, Rita, Lia, Bell<br />
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CAPE MAY’S LANDMARK JEWELER<br />
“I love it!”<br />
Roberta family<br />
Not Your Grandmother’s Jewelry!<br />
407 Washington Street Mall • 609-884-0334 • HenrysCM.com<br />
Cape May’s exclusive Pandora retailer<br />
Meredith, Trip<br />
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9/5: Around 9pm At Delaney’s<br />
9/5: Around 9pm<br />
At Delaney’s<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Katarina, Mike<br />
Take The Chill<br />
Challenge!<br />
Tubby family<br />
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THE LOCALS<br />
CAPE MAY’S PREMIERE TALK RADIO SHOW<br />
Hosts John Cooke, Michael Clarke, Joe McLaughlin, Brady Schoenrock, Wendy Collins<br />
and Ed McDonough cover all you need to know about Cape May and the area.<br />
Now available as a podcast on Facebook, the Soundcloud app, iTunes and at harpoonsonthebay.com.<br />
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sound & editing by tom hogan / interested in hosting a locals show? write to ejmmatt16@gmail.com<br />
Ray, Lindsey<br />
Trish, Bill<br />
Take an active role in demonstrating<br />
that you care about Cape May by making<br />
some energetic energy choices!<br />
• Buy locally and invest in and use your own reusable grocery bags<br />
• Invest in and use a reusable water bottle and coffee mug<br />
• Use cloth towels instead of paper<br />
• Turn water off when not in use like when cleaning your teeth<br />
• Cut your shower time and use cooler water<br />
• Rinse and Recycle all that you can<br />
• When you can, ride a bike or walk<br />
• Be respectful of our trees<br />
• Find local farmers markets and shop there – it’s fresh and fun<br />
• Carry litter from the beach and use containers provided<br />
• Dry towels and clothing on a clothes line when possible<br />
• STOP idling your car<br />
• Turn off lights when not in use/needed<br />
• Use LED light bulbs and unplug electronics when not in use<br />
• Grow your flower or vegetable garden with plants that attract bees<br />
and butterflies, and require less water<br />
• Tread lightly – explore local nature centers and trails<br />
• Build responsibly – Support Green Energy!<br />
ACT PERSONALLY TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE FOR THE<br />
CAPE MAY COMMUNITY WE ALL LOVE!<br />
Environmental Commission meets fourth Tuesday each month at<br />
11am in City Hall. All are welcome. Get involved! THANK YOU!<br />
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The Quicky Horoscopes<br />
Your near future in two sentences by Molly Stone<br />
9/5: Around 9pm At Delaney’s<br />
ARIES: You will discover that Thursday, September 17, is Constitution<br />
Pimentel family<br />
Day. You will celebrate by studying the document and listing all the<br />
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reasons you are proud to be an American.<br />
TAURUS: You will discover that Saturday, September 19 is National<br />
Talk Like a Pirate Day. You will celebrate by gathering all ye swash-<br />
PRINTING • BASKETRY • ICE CREAM • BLACKSMITHING • FARM ANIMALS • CHILDRENS’ CRAFTS<br />
buckling friends and walking the plank while shivering your timbers.<br />
GEMINI: You will order lunch from Fin’s. You will FINish it all.<br />
HISTORIC COLD<br />
CANCER: You will fall in love on the bandstand at Rotary Park. Wait<br />
C<br />
R<br />
— scratch that — you will fall in love WITH the bandstand at Rotary<br />
O<br />
SPRING VILLAGE<br />
E<br />
Park... it really is well designed.<br />
U<br />
S<br />
LEO: You will grow exasperated watching the news and decide to<br />
N<br />
IS OPEN<br />
T<br />
bury your head in the sand. But it will be difficult to breathe and the<br />
T<br />
A<br />
U<br />
seagulls will start landing on your back.<br />
R<br />
Thursday - Sunday 11am - 4pm R<br />
VIRGO: You will begin decorating your house for Halloween. You<br />
Y<br />
EXPERIENCE HANDS-ON HISTORY<br />
A<br />
won’t be able to see anything because of the fog machine, and you will<br />
While at Historic Cold Spring Village, N<br />
accidentally eat a house plant for dinner.<br />
S<br />
T<br />
T<br />
masks are to be worn at all times, both<br />
LIBRA: Your life will begin imitating art. Unfortunately, that art will<br />
O<br />
indoors and outdoors.<br />
•<br />
be the Dilbert comic strip.<br />
R<br />
Please practice physical distancing<br />
SCORPIO: You will adopt a dog from the Cape May County Animal<br />
E<br />
S<br />
(6 feet) and be mindful of other guests<br />
Shelter. You will name him Anderson Pooper.<br />
C<br />
and Village staff.<br />
SAGITTARIUS: You will order a tomato sandwich from Beach Plum<br />
H<br />
•<br />
O<br />
Farm. You will have dreams about them for the foreseeable future.<br />
Saturday Ghost Walks in September! O<br />
CAPRICORN: You will spot a family of deer at Higbee Beach. They<br />
B<br />
L<br />
will lead you into an enchanted grove and adopt you as one of their<br />
A<br />
Tickets can be purchased at the<br />
H<br />
own.<br />
K<br />
Seashore Road Gate House.<br />
O<br />
AQUARIUS: You will realize there is less than a month until the<br />
E<br />
U<br />
annual Lima Bean Festival in West Cape May. You will begin preparing<br />
your acceptance speech should you be named Lima Bean royalty.<br />
720 Route 9, Cape May<br />
our website by clicking on the red BOOK E<br />
R<br />
Contactless tickets available through S<br />
Y<br />
PISCES: You will listen to Taylor Swift’s new album on repeat until<br />
609-898-2300 NOW button at hcsv.org.<br />
hcsv.org<br />
you become convinced you could make a living as a busker on Washington<br />
Street Mall. You will be arrested.<br />
POTTERY • SPINNING • BROOM MAKING • WEAVING • TINSMITHING • OPEN HEARTH COOKING<br />
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Bird Droppings<br />
Dispatches from the nation’s birdwatching capital… by Seymore Thanu<br />
fall dinners<br />
Join us in celebrating the harvest of fall in the fresh air at Beach Plum Farm.<br />
for information and reservations visit<br />
beachplumfarmcapemay.com/dinners<br />
Please note we will be following strict social distancing rules.<br />
6:30PM | BYOB | $98 per person - plus 20% service fee & tax<br />
Now it begins for real, Fall, that is.<br />
On September 1, Cape May Bird<br />
Observatory initiated the 44th<br />
year of the Cape May Hawk Count.<br />
Situated on the Hawk Watch<br />
Platform at Cape May Point State Park, this<br />
cooperative effort between NJ Audubon, NJ<br />
Forests and Parks and Swarovski will be conducted<br />
daily until the end of November.<br />
The public is welcome to join the counter<br />
and interpretive interns under raptor filled<br />
skies at the “Raptor Capital of North America.”<br />
Cape May is a giant migrant trap, catching and<br />
directing southbound birds to its terminus<br />
where migrants face a hard decision. Cross 12<br />
miles of open water or turn around and bypass<br />
the bay. Some species, like the Peregrine<br />
Falcon, think nothing of a 12-mile crossing<br />
— adult male Peregrines are mostly pelagic.<br />
They jump off breeding cliffs in Greenland<br />
and their taloned feet never touch down until<br />
they feel the tropical sun on the left side of<br />
their face. Banding studies show that virtually<br />
the entire Arctic population of Peregrines<br />
flows down the Atlantic Seaboard. Hundreds<br />
of Peregrines will be tallied in a typical year.<br />
Merlin, another falcon, is a very common<br />
migrant as is an American Kestrel, our smallest<br />
but jauntiest raptor.<br />
The hawk count takes the pulse of the<br />
natural world — changes in raptor numbers<br />
signal changes in the environment. Featured<br />
raptors include kestrels, Sharp-shinned<br />
Hawks, Osprey and Bald Eagle. Peregrine’s<br />
and Merlins will peak at month’s end, then<br />
the big, burly, cold-weather Buteos anchor<br />
the count.<br />
We on the platform are equal-opportunity<br />
viewers. All migrating birds are grist for the<br />
mill. Last year, a Cassin’s Kingbird flew by for<br />
a first state record. You never know what will<br />
pass, so everyday breaks with new promise.<br />
One of the songbird migrants passing now<br />
is Bobolink. Flying in large flocks, their mustard-colored<br />
underparts catching the morning<br />
sun, the “bink” notes of passing birds makes<br />
the sky ring with the sound of ceramic wind<br />
chimes. But don’t dawdle — Bobolinks will be<br />
in South America by late September.<br />
You’ll want to dress warmly and want<br />
binoculars — Raptors fly high. As for social<br />
distancing, the platform is large and birders as<br />
a community are respectful of other visitors.<br />
Stop by and witness one of nature’s greatest<br />
spectacles. Over 50,000 hawks will be counted<br />
this season. Take a seat and reap your share.<br />
You can count on lots of help from the Cape<br />
May Birding community who turn out daily.<br />
Visit our market, stocked with fresh produce, farm-raised meats, eggs,<br />
a selection of Hawk Haven wines...and beautiful fresh-cut flowers.<br />
Farm & Market: Open Daily 8AM — 5PM<br />
Kitchen: Open Wednesday - Sunday 8AM — 3PM<br />
140 Stevens Street, West Cape May<br />
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The Answer Lady invites inquiries<br />
from gentle readers on all manner of<br />
relationship quandaries, matters of<br />
the heart and ethics. Sit back, enjoy<br />
a cup of coffee and contemplate the<br />
wisdom herein:<br />
Dear Answer Lady<br />
I am 19 years old and have worked very<br />
hard this summer. I want to take some of the<br />
money I made and get filler for my lips. They<br />
are too thin, and I don’t like them. My father<br />
thinks the idea is absurd and said I have to obey<br />
or get out — it’s not the first time he’s threatened<br />
that. I could move back in with my mother,<br />
who doesn’t care if get my lips done. What do<br />
you think? — Thin Lipped<br />
Dear Thin<br />
The Answer Lady’s eyes are rolling. So,<br />
your goal is to look like Goldie Hawn when<br />
you’re 30? You can’t think of anything else to<br />
spend your hard-earned money on? The Answer<br />
Lady does NOT think it is a good idea and<br />
neither should you. You are perfect JUST as you<br />
are and looking at yourself in the mirror and not<br />
The Answer Lady<br />
Wise answers to perplexing questions<br />
seeing that is the true flaw. We can assure you<br />
Mr. Right will not care about your “thin” lips<br />
but he might care that your priorities are a little<br />
skewed. The Answer Lady suggests thinking<br />
about it for another month. While you’re thinking,<br />
make a trip to Cape May Peanut Butter Co.<br />
and pick up a jar of vanilla peanut butter. Fix<br />
yourself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and<br />
enjoy. Maybe that bit of effort will realign your<br />
self-image.<br />
Dear Answer Lady<br />
I am dating a very attractive woman who<br />
likes to wear provocative clothing. Nothing<br />
outrageous — a little cleavage and tight jeans.<br />
I love that guys turn and look, but she gets<br />
insulted if an older guy says something when<br />
she’s working as a hostess at a restaurant. I<br />
don’t want to tell her how to dress because I like<br />
it but do you think she should tone it down for<br />
work? Would that be an easy fix? — Confused<br />
Dear Confused<br />
Tough one. No matter what the attire, men<br />
should not — as the Victorians would say — take<br />
liberties. She has a certain look that both of you<br />
are happy with, so what to do? Perhaps the best<br />
way to handle the unwarranted attention, is to<br />
ignore it or deflect it, especially if their wives or<br />
girlfriends are with them. Include them in on<br />
the “conversation,” as in, “OH, your husband<br />
just said he likes my top. I bought mine at Lace<br />
Silhouettes. Tell them I sent you.” If she can<br />
keep an even temper and level the playing field<br />
by calling attention to their predatory behavior,<br />
she will be the victor in so many ways.<br />
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He has excellent leash skills and enjoys long<br />
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MS. WRINKLES is a gentle, 40-pound Shar<br />
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Red Door Gallery in Woodland Village<br />
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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal<br />
Four beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923<br />
HERA is a wonderful, female tiger kitten who<br />
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She is up to date on all vaccinations and<br />
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DEE LANZALOTTI, LICENSED REAL ESTATE BROKER<br />
This four-bedroom, two-bathroom Cape Cod is<br />
perfectly located minutes from Cape May’s beautiful<br />
beaches and culture! It is also a short distance to the<br />
Ferry and Bay Beaches. Set back down a long, private,<br />
picturesque driveway this home boasts large front<br />
and rear yards. This home is also conveniently located<br />
close to the bike path, and is within close proximity to<br />
several wineries, as well as an active vineyard across<br />
the street!<br />
Once you are inside, you will feel at home.<br />
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round out the interior of this must-see! $489,900<br />
928 SHUNPIKE ROAD, COLD SPRING<br />
Contact Jason Ruffenach of DeSatnick Real Estate on 484-429-4134<br />
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815 Washington Street, Cape May<br />
DENNIS J. SPILKER<br />
Manager/Funeral Director NJ Lic. No. 4038<br />
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BARBARA McPHERSON<br />
Realtor Sales Associate<br />
Serving Clients<br />
for 20 Years:<br />
Buying, Selling<br />
& Renting<br />
Cape Island’s Top Producing, full service real estate agency that has been representing all of<br />
Cape May County since 1974. Consistently representing the most buyers & sellers in the<br />
Greater Cape may area. Look us up on Zillow, Realtor.com, and Google to hear from our<br />
many satisfied buyers & sellers! We sell more, because we do more!<br />
Porch<br />
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Townhouse<br />
Open Floor<br />
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Barbara@CoastlineRealty.com<br />
27 CREST ROAD, CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE<br />
$259,000<br />
3 Beds | 2 Baths<br />
Listed $212,000<br />
310 SUZANNE AVENUE,<br />
NORTH CAPE MAY<br />
2 Bedrooms | 1.5 Baths<br />
Contact Barbara McPherson<br />
Sales Associate 609-780-7652<br />
Listed $249,900<br />
217 JUDITH STREET,<br />
NORTH CAPE MAY<br />
3 Bedrooms | 1.5 Baths<br />
Contact Jason Casella<br />
Sales Associate 609-408-4038<br />
Listed $188,000<br />
3125 ROUTE 9 SOUTH, UNIT 7,<br />
RIO GRANDE<br />
2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath<br />
Contact Bojidar Dimitrov<br />
Broker Associate 609-849-8339<br />
ARE YOU CONSIDERING SELLING?<br />
Call our office at 609-884-5005 for a no obligation and FREE<br />
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to meet you, view your property, and go over with you about<br />
how we can best help you sell your property.<br />
LET OUR EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE WORK FOR YOU!<br />
Listed $260,000<br />
4 SOUTH 15 STREET,<br />
DEL HAVEN<br />
3 Bedrooms | 2 Full/2 Half Baths<br />
Contact Robert Hartman Jr<br />
Sales Associate 609-780-4626<br />
This ranch style home is in the heart of Cape May Court<br />
House. Nice layout for large gatherings with two living<br />
and dining areas. Built in 1992, this home has been well<br />
maintained and cared for. Move in ready!<br />
KIMBERLY GIPPLE<br />
Realtor Sales Associate<br />
Resort & Second Home Specialist<br />
Circle of Excellence Award<br />
Silver Level for 2019<br />
21 Transactions $6.5M in Sales<br />
609-972-9302<br />
Kim@CoastlineRealty.com<br />
101 WHILLDIN AVENUE, CAPE MAY POINT<br />
Beachfront<br />
1.2 Acre Lot<br />
55 x 100 Lot<br />
Inground Pool<br />
$1,750,000<br />
4 Bed | 3.5 Baths<br />
Listed $1,995,000<br />
Listed $395,000<br />
Listed $299,000<br />
Listed $599,900<br />
607 CRYSTAL AVENUE,<br />
CAPE MAY POINT<br />
3 Bedrooms | 2.5 Baths<br />
Contact Carol Menz<br />
Broker of Record 609-374-0325<br />
900 SHUNPIKE ROAD,<br />
NORTH CAPE MAY<br />
Zoned General Business<br />
Contact Barbara McPherson<br />
Sales Associate 609-780-7652<br />
103 WEST HILDRETH AVENUE,<br />
WILDWOOD<br />
2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath<br />
Contact Andrew Scrivani Jr<br />
Sales Associate 609-305-3400<br />
941 COLUMBIA AVENUE • CAPE MAY • 609-884-5005<br />
235 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,<br />
VILLAS<br />
5 Bedrooms | 4 Baths<br />
Contact Bojidar Dimitrov<br />
Sales Associate 609-849-8339<br />
Search online @ CoastlineRealty.com<br />
Schedule a private showing today to see this amazing<br />
corner lot, beachfront property while it lasts and just<br />
maybe you’ll be calling this beach house...HOME!<br />
CAROL A. MENZ Broker/Owner gri, sres, crs, abr, sfr, rsps<br />
NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Award® Platinum 2015-2019<br />
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Amanda, Tommy, Valentina, Jessica, John<br />
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Wendy, Paul Patrick, Carol Christine, Taylor<br />
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512 Washington Mall<br />
Cape May<br />
609-884-8428<br />
cbcapemay.com<br />
512 Washington Mall<br />
Cape May<br />
609-884-8428<br />
cbcapemay.com<br />
QUIET RESIDENTIAL STREET<br />
10 E. Mechanic Street,<br />
West Cape May<br />
Asking Price $599,000<br />
This well-appointed ranch style home sits on a<br />
spacious 100 x 76 lot. Great opportunity to purchase<br />
a single-family home in West Cape May. This home<br />
can be expanded or redeveloped in the future. This<br />
single-family home features two bedrooms, one<br />
bath, Florida Room, plenty of parking, natural gas<br />
forced heat, central air and outdoor shower perfect<br />
for those long beach days.<br />
EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED<br />
LISTING AGENT<br />
Darcy Dickenson<br />
Sales Associate<br />
Cell 609-602-4122<br />
darcydickenson@hotmail.com<br />
ONE BLOCK TO THE BEACH<br />
218 Grant Street, Cape May<br />
Asking Price $1,195,000<br />
This perfect four-bedroom, three-bath beach home<br />
is nestled in the Historic District and located one<br />
block to Grant Street beach. Situated in a highly<br />
desirable area of town, this home is just a short walk<br />
to the Washington Street Mall and local restaurants.<br />
218 Grant Street is an established rental property<br />
and would be well-suited for the investmentminded<br />
buyer. This 2,472 sq ft home has plenty of<br />
room for the whole family.<br />
LISTING AGENT<br />
James McBride<br />
Sales Associate<br />
Cell (609) 408-3076<br />
jim@cbapemay.com<br />
EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED<br />
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Happy Birthday Fran!<br />
While we love helping our clients with their real estate needs, our<br />
greatest joy comes from our sister Frances Wilsey! This week we would<br />
like to to celebrate her and enlist your help. As many of you know,<br />
Frannie has Williams Syndrome. We have been extra careful keeping<br />
Frannie safe during this tough time, which means our social butterfly<br />
has been missing her friends and family. Her 59 th birthday is just around<br />
the corner (October 10!) so we wanted to do something super special.<br />
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Fran loves her birthday, especially the cake, presents and most of all, a party<br />
with her friends. Since we can’t do that this year, we wanted to ask everyone<br />
to send her a birthday card! It can be handmade or short and sweet. She gets<br />
so excited receiving mail so this will provide her with a fun activity and show<br />
her how much she is loved. Even if you’ve never met Fran, she adores every<br />
person she meets, and it would mean a lot to her. We are hoping to receive 59<br />
cards for her 59 th birthday! Thank you for making this a special one for our girl.<br />
Mail to: Frances Wilsey, 304 Nantucket Drive, Cape May, NJ 08204<br />
Gail Wilsey-Morrison<br />
Broker Associate<br />
609-602-0405 cell<br />
gailwilsey@lnf.com<br />
re: think Health<br />
Insurance<br />
Mike, Victoria<br />
512 Washington Mall, Cape May • 609-884-8428 • cbcapemay.com<br />
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501 Lafayette Street,<br />
Cape May<br />
609-884-1007<br />
211 Beach Avenue,<br />
First Floor, Cape May<br />
ASKING PRICE: $1,150,000<br />
3 Bedrooms / 2 Baths w/ a pool<br />
WASHINGTON COMMONS<br />
HISTORIC HOTEL<br />
107 Grant Street,<br />
Cape May<br />
ASKING PRICE: $4,750,000<br />
Hotel Alcott<br />
RESIDENTIAL VACANT LOT<br />
1506 Velvento, Cape May<br />
ASKING PRICE: $969,000<br />
Newest subdivision in prestigious<br />
Poverty Beach section of Cape May<br />
BELVEDERE CONDOMINIUM<br />
101 South Lafayette,<br />
Unit C-1, Cape May<br />
ASKING PRICE: $439,000<br />
2 Bedrooms / 1 Bath<br />
TWO STORY CONTEMPORARY<br />
Millennium Administrators is an<br />
insurance agency focused exclusively on<br />
health insurance for the independent<br />
contractor, individual & employer —<br />
large or small<br />
Ashley, Chet<br />
315 Ocean Street,<br />
Cape May<br />
1500 sq ft Restaurant Space - $46,800<br />
2000 sq ft Retail Space - $60,000<br />
CAPE COD / CORNER LOT<br />
312 Pacific Ave,<br />
West Cape May<br />
ASKING PRICE: $749,000<br />
3 Bedrooms / 2 Baths<br />
COMMERCIAL ZONING<br />
For a free quote, call 866-MHG-2489<br />
or email spicard@millennium-tpa.com<br />
www.millennium-tpa.com<br />
Rhonda, Luke<br />
104 Idaho Avenue,<br />
Villas<br />
ASKING PRICE: $309,000<br />
4 Bedrooms | 3 Baths<br />
Serving the Cape May area<br />
for 119 years for all your<br />
sale and rental needs!<br />
EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED<br />
837 Broadway,<br />
West Cape May<br />
ASKING PRICE: $945,000<br />
5 Bedrooms / 2 Baths<br />
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MaryAnn Donahue<br />
Broker Associate<br />
Direct:484.614.5798<br />
Office:609.884.1300<br />
MAD@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
Make Your Shore Home Dreams Come True<br />
Call MaryAnn & Start Packing!<br />
John, Bogdan Ami, Mark Jose, Bonnie<br />
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Pavlos family<br />
SOLD!<br />
600 HUGHES AVE.,<br />
NORTH CAPE MAY<br />
Listing Broker<br />
Closing Date: 9/10/2020<br />
Sold Price:$325,500<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
320 OAK LN.,<br />
ERMA<br />
5 BR/ 3 BA home located on a<br />
125 x 100 corner lot.<br />
$342,500<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
Ryan Griffin<br />
Salesperson<br />
Direct: 609.602.5578<br />
Office: 609.884.1300<br />
SOLD!<br />
601 PARK BLVD.,<br />
WEST CAPE MAY<br />
Dual Disclosed Broker<br />
Closing Date: 8/31/2020<br />
Sale Price:$725,000<br />
Visitors from North Jersey<br />
286 Sixth Ave,<br />
West Cape May<br />
Jersey Cape<br />
Realty<br />
SALES & RENTALS<br />
Heijung Park-Colameco<br />
Broker / Sales 609-602-8641<br />
Heijung@jerseycaperealty.com<br />
UNDER CONTRACT<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
302 SIXTH AVE.,<br />
WEST CAPE MAY<br />
2 BR/1 BA home in close<br />
proximity to all the area<br />
attractions.<br />
$599,900<br />
SOLD!<br />
1022 WASHINGTON ST.,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
Dual Disclosed Broker<br />
Closing Date: 8/28/2020<br />
Sale Price:$1,250,000<br />
RGriffin@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
SOLD!<br />
825 WASHINGTON ST.,<br />
UNIT 202, CAPE MAY<br />
Buyer’s Broker<br />
Closing Date: 9/2/2020<br />
Sale Price:$810,000<br />
UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
400 W CRESSE AVE.,<br />
WILDWOOD CREST<br />
3 BR/2 BA 1,500 sq. ft.<br />
bungalow in close proximity<br />
to the marina.<br />
$399,000<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204<br />
Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
Asking price $851,000<br />
2 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, Half Acre +<br />
Jersey Cape Realty, Inc.<br />
Dolores Lanzalotti, Broker / Owner<br />
739 Washington Street, Cape May<br />
609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com<br />
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Marcus, Frank
1310 Cape May Ave, Cape May<br />
4 Bedrooms | 3.5 Baths - $1,495,000<br />
735 Washington St, Cape May<br />
3 Bedrooms | 2.5 Baths - $459,000<br />
18 Jackson St, Cape May<br />
2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath - $609,000<br />
New Listing<br />
Pristine new listing on desirable Cape<br />
May Avenue. Beautiful large, bright<br />
rooms, first and second floor master<br />
bedrooms.<br />
1502, 1512 Velvento, Cape May<br />
$969,000 each<br />
New Cape May Development!<br />
Build your Cape May dream home.<br />
Ready-to-go building lots, very close to<br />
the beach. Golden opportunity in a great<br />
neighborhood!<br />
24 Hand Ave, Cape May CH<br />
4 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $259,900<br />
Canterbury Manor, Unit #4<br />
Large, comfortable unit in Victorian Era<br />
building. Completely modernized. Great<br />
income producing property or live there<br />
yourself.<br />
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3205 Holly Rd, N Cape May<br />
4 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $258,000<br />
Nautica Condo Unit #4<br />
Located in one of the historic Seven<br />
Sisters of Cape May, 1 block to beach,<br />
well-maintained, turn-key, and off-street<br />
parking.<br />
100 Harmony Rd, N Cape May<br />
4 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $475,000<br />
Close to Shopping & Ferry<br />
Located in a quiet residential<br />
neighborhood just blocks from the<br />
Delaware Bay! Charming home on corner<br />
lot with screened gazebo.<br />
427 E Miami, Wildwood Crest<br />
Business - $450,000<br />
Located in the Heart of Town<br />
Filled with character, 2 living rooms,<br />
inviting screened-in porch, hardwood<br />
floors throughout, floored attic with<br />
plenty of storage.<br />
Nestled on a Quiet Cul-de-Sac<br />
Unique home on wooded lot with plenty<br />
of natural light, living room with fireplace,<br />
cathedral ceilings, huge rear deck, and so<br />
much more.<br />
Sun Dog on the Beach<br />
Both real estate and turnkey business!<br />
Popular casual beachfront restaurant with<br />
covered outside patio area. Completely<br />
updated.<br />
Open 7 days a week<br />
With our full-time professional Realtors<br />
& a fully dedicated rental team<br />
609-884-5800<br />
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Ashley Peoples<br />
Broker Salesperson /Office Manager<br />
Direct: 609.408.9258<br />
Office: 609.551.4066<br />
APeoples@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
1 Beach Avenue, Villas<br />
Three Story 3 Bedroom Home<br />
Nestled in the Dunes<br />
$799,000<br />
Rachel, Jeff, Jodi, John<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
606 PEARL AVE.,<br />
CAPE MAY POINT<br />
4 BR/2 BA two-story house<br />
located on a beach block.<br />
$900,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
417 CHATAM DR.,<br />
LOWER TOWNSHIP<br />
4 BR/3 BA ranch home<br />
situated in Tranquility.<br />
$367,000<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
901 New Jersey Avenue, North Wildwood, NJ 08260 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
Garner, Connor, George, Niko<br />
Mary Hinchcliffe<br />
Salesperson<br />
Direct: 609.780.6598<br />
Office: 609.884.1300<br />
MHinchcliffe@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
215 Knox Avenue, Cape May Point<br />
The Rose Cottage c. 1930 1240 Washington Street, Cape May<br />
Original Charm with Modern Amenities Historic 1924 Dutch Colonial<br />
$699,000 3 Units or Convert to Single Family<br />
$889,900<br />
Christina P. Clemans Licensed Real Estate Broker<br />
1159 Washington Street Cape May, NJ 609.884.3332<br />
chrisclemanssir.com<br />
Megan, Meredith<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
718 COLUMBIA AVE.,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
6 BR/6.5 BA home in the heart of<br />
the Historic District. A complete<br />
renovation is underway.<br />
$1,895,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
3840 BAYSHORE RD.,<br />
NORTH CAPE MAY<br />
Prime commercial location in<br />
North Cape May on<br />
Bayshore Road.<br />
$190,000<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
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Elect «««««<br />
chris<br />
BEZAIRE<br />
A Candidate For<br />
ALL The People<br />
• 5th generation Cape May resident, proud father<br />
of three boys, great great grandson of former<br />
Mayor Sol Needles, grandson to “Barney” Dougherty<br />
and son of Bill Bezaire, all leaders in the community<br />
• President Cape May County Association of Realtors<br />
• Cape May County Task Force for Reopening Member<br />
• Graduate of LCMR and the University of Oklahoma<br />
with a degree in Marketing<br />
• Cape May County Association of Realtors<br />
Realtor of the Year 2020<br />
• Member of Young Entrepreneurs of Cape May<br />
• Did I mention I won the Greater Cape May<br />
Chamber of Commerce Chilli Cook Off?<br />
Leadership « Fiscal Responsibility « Project Completion<br />
Historic Preservation « Economic Recovery<br />
paid for by the committee to elect bezaire for council<br />
For City Council