Best of Bobisms
A collection of Maestro Robert Shafer's pithy exhortations to the City Choir of Washington
A collection of Maestro Robert Shafer's pithy exhortations to the City Choir of Washington
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“I want a rich, creamy<br />
sound, but not too thick.<br />
Sopranos, more crème<br />
fraîche; you’re sounding<br />
like cool whip!”<br />
“Tenors, sound<br />
like Austrian<br />
dance instructors,<br />
lean and healthy,<br />
not drinking beer<br />
on the porch!”<br />
“There are certain pronunciations you cannot make in German<br />
without being struck by lightning!”<br />
“You sound<br />
like a bunch <strong>of</strong> greasy<br />
squirrels!”<br />
“You should glory in the<br />
dissonance here!<br />
It’s an ‘up yours’ moment.”
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