Uncle Andy's Digest - February 2021

The Lord’s
Work
Submitted by Steve Simard
A friend was in front
of me coming out of
church one day at the
end of the service. The
pastor was standing in
the doorway shaking
hands and greeting
parishioners as they
left the service.
The pastor grabbed
my friend by the hand
and pulled him aside.
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“You need to join the
Army of the Lord!”
My friend replied, “I’m
already in the Army of
the Lord, Pastor.”
Pastor questioned,
“How come I don’t see
you except at Christmas
and Easter?”
He whispered back,
“I’m in the secret
service.”
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