Uncle Andy's Digest - February 2021
We are still celebrating our 25th anniversary in print ! The Digest delivers laughs, facts, and fun! See Out 'n Abouts from our Sweethearts Photo Contest! We also continue with photos from the Digest archives! Have your family roaring with laughter this Valentine's Day with our hilarious jokes and one-liners! Continue to use the Digest as your guide to all things LA and beyond! Support Local Business!
We are still celebrating our 25th anniversary in print ! The Digest delivers laughs, facts, and fun! See Out 'n Abouts from our Sweethearts Photo Contest! We also continue with photos from the Digest archives!
Have your family roaring with laughter this Valentine's Day with our hilarious jokes and one-liners!
Continue to use the Digest as your guide to all things LA and beyond! Support Local Business!
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Sales
Training
Submitted by
Jonathan Richards
I was in a job interview
today. The interviewing
manager handed me
his laptop and said, “I
want you to try and sell
this to me.”
I played Scrabble with my wife last night. It was the only way I could get a word in.
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So I put the laptop
under my arm, walked
out of the building, and
went home.
Eventually he called
my cell phone and
said, “Bring it back
here right now!”
Jon Mercier
Owner/Broker
Mark Turner
Owner/Broker
Toni Ferraro
Broker
Brandon Caruso
Associate Broker
Deb Morin
Associate Broker
Zach Caldwell
Sales Agent
Linda Dupuis
Broker
Regina Ritchie
Associate Broker/
Administrator
I said, “$1,200 and it’s
yours.”
I start on Monday.
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I saw a bag of soil on the clearance rack today. I couldn’t help but thinking it was dirt cheap.
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Uncle Andy’s Digest...with
Jimbo
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The dolphin joined the Navy to find his sense of porpoise.