Maturity Journal - April 2021 Issue

Maturity Journal
Archery • Badminton* • Basketball 3 on 3 • Bowling* • Cornhole*
Cycling* • Darts* • Disc Golf* • Golf18 Hole
Pickleball* • Power Walk* • Race Walk* • Racquetball
Road Race 5K* & 10K • Shuffleboard* • Swimming
Table Tennis* • Tennis* • Track & Field* • Triathlon • Volleyball
Recreation Day at the Park* • Celebration of Athlete’s Dinner*
*Events in Evansville, IN June 3 - 12, 2021
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Pigskin Power
• Football is a sport in which 22
perfect specimens get a 3-hour workout
while 50 million fans who need
the exercise sit back and watch them.
• Football confuses me. Each
team has a dozen beautiful cheerleaders,
but when the team scores,
the players hug each other
• The football coach was worried
that a candidate for the team
wouldn’t make his grades, so he
asked him, “What is 3 plus 3?”
“Five,” the player responded.
“He’ll do just fine,” said the
coach. “He only missed by 3.”
• Pro linemen are so big it only
takes 3 of them to make a dozen.
• The wife stepped in front of
the TV and confronted her couch
potato husband by declaring, “Play
me or trade me!”
• A second football widow tried
another tactic and donned a sheer
negligee and paraded herself in front
of the TV.
“Why did you buy a grey negligee?”
“I didn’t,” she answered. “It’s
dust!”
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