Uncle Andy's Digest - August 2021

Truck Driver
Submitted by Tyla Davis
A truck driver stopped
at a roadside diner
one day to grab some
lunch. He ordered a
cheeseburger, an iced
coffee, and a slice of
apple pie.
Just as the trucker
was about to take his
first bite, three huge
bikers walked in to the
diner.
The first biker grabbed
the trucker’s cheeseburger
and took a big
bite from it.
The second biker
picked up the trucker’s
iced coffee and
downed it in one big
gulp.
The third biker walked
up to the trucker,
grabbed his apple pie,
and scoffed it down.
The trucker didn’t say
or do anything. He
didn’t react at all. He
just paid his tab, and
walked out of the
diner.
The first biker started
laughing watching the
trucker leave. He told
the waitress, “That guy
ain’t much of a man is
he?”
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“He’s not much of a
diver either,” the
waitress replied.
“He just backed his
18-wheeler over three
motorcycles.”
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