UAD September Digest 2021
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Diagnosis
Submitted by Steve Simard
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple, “Thank you” is all I need.
I don’t need all this, “How did you get in my house?” nonsense.
Robert had called
his doctor last week
to tell him that he
needed to be seen.
He wasn’t able to do
all the chores that he
used to do around the
house and he wanted
the doctor to run some
tests to find out what
was going on.
“Doc, give it to me
straight, I can handle
it. What’s the diagnosis
I’m faced with?” asked
Robert.
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“Well, I have some
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you’re just lazy,” the
doctor informed him.
“Okay, great. Now
what is the medical
term for that so I can
tell my wife?”
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My neighbor told me he was scared to plant an apple tree. I told him to grow a pear.
Autumn is coming! Be Prepared!
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Uncle Andy’s Digest ...with
Jimbo
36 Sept. 2021 783-7039
The first restaurant on the moon will never do very well.
It might have great food, but will never have any atmosphere.