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Pattaya Trader<br />
E-Mail: pattayatrader@pattayatrader.com<br />
Page 18 For Advertising Call 038 716 390 (Thai) - 038 716 986 (Eng) Issue 136 - February 2012<br />
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THE ARSED’S IMPOTENT COLUMN FOR FEBRUARY 2012<br />
Dear Constant Reader.<br />
I was reading a little bit about Rupert Murdoch’s wife Wendi Deng, a lovely<br />
43 year old Chinese lady. Murdoch is now I believe 83, so I thought to myself,<br />
that’s the way to go !! A lady; 40 odd years younger than yourself. Doesn’t that<br />
conjour up some exciting visions in your mind. Well, I’m a publisher same as Rupert<br />
and I’m getting on in years so I sort of have the necessary qualificationd for<br />
a woman 40 years younger than myself.<br />
Still no applicants for the job of Sales & Marketing person for the Pattaya Trader. I mention<br />
this in case anyone out there knows of a Thai girl or boy or a mixture of both who might be<br />
looking for a job of this nature. Smart, self confident and a nice personality are all that’s needed.<br />
A bit of spoken English would be an asset but most of the businesses will be Thai owned so the<br />
English is not so important.<br />
The Pattaya Trader is also looking for writers. We still need someone who can write about<br />
formula 1 and golf. I would also really like to build up the sports section of the magazine, so if you<br />
have a sport you would like to write about and contribute to the Trader every month please get in<br />
touch. Maybe the Pattaya Sports Club has someone who could write about their favourite sport.<br />
How about fishing ? Any fishermen who can put pen to paper ?<br />
A friend of mine (yes, I do have friends believe it or not !) said to me the other day that we<br />
ought to have more competitions. This got me to thinking that maybe we could have a monthly<br />
competition for the best looking girl friend ? I would be happy (well ... not actually happy, but prepared)<br />
to fork out a couple of thousand Baht as a prize to the best looking lady of a reader. A picture<br />
(nothing sexy, or at least not too sexy, of the lady with some bio details about her. We will<br />
publish the picture of the winning lady in the following issue and give her 2,000 Baht prize money.<br />
Is this a good idea ? Or maybe YOU have a better one ? Please write in and let me know and if<br />
you all think the ‘Girl Friend’ competition is good we will run it.<br />
I guess that’s about all I can think of for this issue. If you would like to write in to me about<br />
anything at all concerning the Pattaya Trader magazine I would be delighted to hear from you.<br />
Submit your FREE classified with pictures at:<br />
Pill De Arse<br />
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and ask for permission to copy and we<br />
will probably be able to help you. I know<br />
that generally ‘anything goes’ here, but<br />
please do respect the wishes of the<br />
magazine and the writers of the content.<br />
Thank you.<br />
http://www.pattayatrader.com<br />
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