UAD January 2022 Digest

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NowHiringOut ‘n About inOxford Hillsfor the Christmas ParadeI scream,you scream, we allscream for gelato!Also, poems arehard.CAREER OPPORTUNITIESCOME JOIN OUR TEAM!You’ll be glad you did!We’re hiring Direct Support ProfessionalsLourdes RubioDolce Amici Gelato& CocktailsTo apply:www.jfmhomes.org or 207-783-2726 x202Do you hearthat? It’s the soundof a tropical islandcalling my name!IS YOUR BUSINESS HIRING?Advertise in ourCAREER OPPORTUNITIESsection to get your job opening viewed by morethan 20,000 readers each month! Call today FMI!207-783-7039Michele WagnerWe are Looking forLicensed ElectriciansApplyWithinRob FedericoNorway Police ChiefRoySnow.com207.782.3734Serving Maine since 194711 Library Ave.AuburnUncle Andy’s Digest ...withJimbo22 Jan. 2022 783-7039Whenever I look for something, it’s always in the last place I look.
CAREER OPPORTUNITIESPRO-TECH REFRIGERATION IS GROWING!We are seeking experienced service technicians to join our team!24 HourServiceFully InsuredBeen on a diet for two weeks and all I lost is 14 days.We’re Hiring Delivery Drivers - we offer Aflac.Please be patient with us as we are short-staffedPLEASE CALL207-777-5600Air Conditioning & Heating235 N. River Road, Auburn207-777-5600www.pro-techrefrigeration.comprotechoffice11@yahoo.comProudly serving Auburn, Lewiston,and the surrounding communities!10 Memorial Street, Lisbon • 207-241-0270 • www.a1lausedappliance.comHours: Closed Sun, Mon, Tues; Wed-Sat 9:00am-5:00pmMore than five million Americans are overweight. These, of course, are round figures.NowHiringEarlySubmitted by JimboWhat is the deal with‘The early bird getsthe worm?’ He gets upearly, and all he getsis a worm? It says ‘theworm,’ which meansone single worm. Thatdoesn’t seem very fair,for a bird that goesthrough the trouble ofgetting up early.Myself, I would rathersleep late and getthe ‘worm and grub’brunch special at thelocal diner. I can’timagine that an early5:00 AM worm is goingto taste that much betterthan a plate of later11:00 AM worms.And, speaking ofwhich, what’s the dealwith the early worm?He gets up early, toget a start on the day,because he has loadsof work to do, and hegets eaten by a bird!Where is the moralof the story, whenthe lazy worms don’tget eaten? Isn’t thathypocritical? Seems tome that all the smartworms either worknights, or sleep lateand get up after lunch.Isn’t that sending thewrong message to ourkids?Uncle Andy’s DigestJan. 2022 UncleAndys.com...withJimbo23
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