UAD January 2022 Digest

Sales Call
Submitted by Jimbo
A salesman telephoned
a household
and a young boy
answered.
“May I speak to your
mother?” the salesman
asked.
The boy replied, “She’s
not here right now.”
The salesman then
asked, “Is there anyone
else there?”
The boy replied, “My
sister.”
The salesman asked,
“May I speak to her?”
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The boy replied, “I
guess so.”
At this point there was
a long period of silence
on the phone.
I absolutely refuse to be assertive!
Then the boy returned
and said, “Hello?”
The salesman responded,
“It’s you
again? Weren’t you
going to get your
sister?”
To which the boy
replied, “I tried, but I
can’t get her out of the
playpen!”
My wife just stopped
and said, “You weren’t
even listening were
you?”
I thought... “That’s a
pretty weird way to
start a conversation.”
Uncle Andy’s Digest ...with
Jimbo
28 Jan. 2022 783-7039
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