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THE MAGAZINE FOR READING AND

MID BERKSHIRE BRANCH OF THE

CAMPAIGN FOR REAL ALE

IN THIS ISSUE...

PUB NEWS

BREWERY NEWS

ABBOT COOK TO

ZERODEGREES

THE OUTHOUSE BREWERY

& MORE...

FREE

The Ale Trail Returns!

Authors Evelyn Williams, David Cliffe and John Dearing at the book launch of Abbot Cook to

Zero Degrees - An A-Z of Reading’s Pubs and Breweries. Photo by Christopher Widdows

ISSUE FIFTY FIVE WINTER 2021/22

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Branch Diary

All meetings and social events are relaxed and friendly. Nonmembers

are welcome to all events except business meetings.

Check the website before setting out in case of any lastminute

changes. www.readingcamra.org.uk

If you are planning to arrive at a social more than 30 minutes

after the start time, please email to confirm where we are.

Social Secretary: Christopher Hinton

social@readingcamra.org.uk / Telephone: 01189 873203

Branch contact: Katrina Fletcher

contact@readingcamra.org.uk / Mobile: 07794 019437

This is a guide only and the Reading & Mid Berks Branch

cannot be held responsible for any loss due to the alteration

or cancellation of any of these events.

FEBRUARY 2022

Saturday 12th: (14:00)

Annual General Meeting

Meeting at Griffin Function

Room, 10/12 Church Road,

Caversham, RG4 7AD.

CAMRA members only,

please. Followed by pubcrawl.

Monday 28th: “Of the Year” Selections. Close of voting for

POTY, COTY and cider POTY.

MARCH 2022

Tuesday 1st: (20:00)

First Tuesday of the month

social, Fox & Hounds, 51

Gosbrook Road, Caversham,

RG4 8BN. All welcome.

Saturday 5th: (12:00-16:00)

Ale Trail launch, at the

Retreat, 8 St John’s Street, RG1

4EH. Come along to collect your

booklet (£2 cash only) and your

first sticker. This is also the only

opportunity for swapping your

2020 booklet for a 2022 booklet for

FREE. All welcome.

Contact Us

Useful contact details for this magazine,

CAMRA and other important things…

Mine’s a Pint Circulation: 3,000.

Outlets: Over 70 across the region.

Editor: Zoë Andrews

editor@readingcamra.org.uk

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Reading & Mid Berkshire CAMRA

www.readingcamra.org.uk

Contact for all other branch matters:

Katrina Fletcher

contact@readingcamra.org.uk

0779 401 9437

Local Trading Standards

From time to time, drinkers receiving

poor standards of service or poor

quality products may wish to raise the

matter with Trading Standards. You

now need to do this through Citizens

Advice, an organisation which provides

free, confidential and impartial advice

on consumer issues.

To contact Citizens Advice Consumer

Service call 03454 04 05 06 or visit

www.citizensadvice.org.uk and click on

Consumer.

The next issue of Mine’s a Pint will be

published in early Apr 2022. Please

feel free to submit any copy or ideas by

start of March and you could see your

name in print!

The opinions expressed in Mine’s a Pint

are not necessarily those of the editor or

the Campaign for Real Ale. © Campaign

for Real Ale 2022.

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Saturday 19th: (12:00)

Social hosted

by SWM

CAMRA branch.

Maidenhead

pub walk led by

Steve Goodall,

meeting at the

Lord Grenfell, 22

Oldfield Road, SL6 1TW. All welcome.

APRIL 2022

Thursday 7th:

(20:00)

First Thursday

of the Month

Social. Ale trail

pub crawl,

meeting at the

Castle Tap, 120

Castle Street, RG1 7RJ. We will move on at

20:45 to more Ale Trail pubs. All welcome.

Tuesday 19th:

(20:00)

Branch Meeting

at the Allied

Arms. CAMRA

members only.

MAY 2022

Thursday 5th:

(20:00) (TBC

by A Hawkins).

First Thursday of

the Month Social.

Ale trail post box

(8 to 9pm) at the

Butler, 85-91

Chatham Street, RG1 7DS. All welcome.

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From the Editor

Welcome to the winter edition of Mine’s A Pint.

It’s mid-January as I write this, so Happy New

Year and I hope you’ve all kept as safe and well

as possible in the ever-changing circumstances

in which we find ourselves once again. And, I

sincerely hope that by the time the next issue

is being pulled together, as spring positively

comes upon us, life will be finding its way back

to something a bit more familiar.

As stressed previously, thank you all for

your support of our local pubs, breweries

and producers. It all counts and it is more

critical than ever. We are very fortunate to

have a thriving beer scene across Reading

and Berkshire, and on the other side of this

pandemic, we want it all to remain standing.

There is lots to share in this issue. We have

an update on local brewery news thanks to

Phil Gill and a return of the Ale Trail which

is fantastic to see. The Ale Trail is the event

that better reacquainted me with the Reading

and Mid-Berkshire branch when I returned to

Reading seven years ago and it’s good fun. If

you are interested in this, please also review the

Branch Diary kindly pulled together by Chris

Hinton - a couple of the events listed are Ale

Trail friendly and will allow you to tick off and

drink at the pubs on the trail.

We have an update on pub news from Evelyn,

information around how to become a beer

tasting panellist (and we really would love to

have more of you doing this in our branch), and

the return of the CAMRA official beer festivals.

Moreover, we have some features to share.

First we have an interview with the authors of

Abbot Cook to Zero Degrees, a brilliant tome

of a book that is a must-have for any pub fan

and anybody interested in local history. We also

have an interview with Peter Rhodes of The

Outhouse Brewery over in Wokingham, where

he shares with us how his brewery came about

and his hopes for the future.

Wishing you all a safe and healthy time ahead,

seeing you all on the other side of the clocks

going forward.

Correction to MAP 54

Zoë

Editor, Mine’s a Pint

editor@readingcamra.org.uk

With regard to the article on ‘Beer Mat

Collecting’ by local CAMRA member and

writer Paul Dabrowski:

As part 1 of the article appeared in MAP 53 and

was inadvertently reprinted in the last edition

ahead of the intended part 2 (delineated by the

solid black line on page 26), it meant that the

illustrations for the latter were wrongly placed.

Consequently, those on page 22 should have

appeared on page 26, that on page 23 ought

to have been on page 27 and those on page 25

should have been on page 28. Apologies for any

confusion caused.

Contents

Branch Diary & Contacts: 3

From the Editor: 5

Pub News: 6 - 8

Brewery News: 10 - 12

Ale Trail 2022: 14 - 15

Could you be a

CAMRA tasting panellist: 16

Book launch

at Zero Degrees: 18 - 21

It’s Festival Season: 22 -23

The Outhouse Brewery: 25 - 27

Join CAMRA: 30

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Pub News

Caversham

The Fox and Hounds in Gosbrook Road is

open all day everyday. They run regular tap

take overs and a recent event was the ‘Elusive

Brewing x Thornbridge Beer Launch Takeover’

on 21 st January. Landlord Kevin Durkan tells

us that they

have featured

more Double

Barrelled beers

than any other

pub and sell

more Siren

Craft than

anyone outside The Fox and Hounds

of London. Since the beginning of Covid they

have run 14 events featuring breweries such

as Arbor, West Berkshire, Wild Weather and

Kernel Brewing. More events to come will be

publicised on their Facebook page.

June The Hawkmen and 20 th August CODA - a

tribute to Led Zeppelin.

Reading

The Horn in Castle Street has been closed since

June. Star pubs decided not to renew their

lease with the property’s owner, Broadway

Inns. The ceiling

has partially

collapsed in the

Grade II listed

building. Sandra

and Alan Bleek,

who subleased

the pub from

Star Pubs said

The Horn

they were sad to leave the pub which was one

of the last “proper boozers” in Reading. They

still run The Turks and The Queens Head in

Reading as well as The Angel in Woolhampton.

Playhatch

The Flowing Spring in Playhatch has announced

they are doing their bit for the environment by

experimenting with a new food waste scheme.

Their idea is, “...to check with customers when

they order their

meals whether

they want all

the components

listed on that

menu item.

Nationally, the

most popular

elements left on a The Flowing Spring

plate are bread, salad and surplus chips. If you

tell us what to leave off your plate (or reduce in

quantity), we’ll knock 50p off each menu item

to which it applies. If we collect clean plates,

we’ll knock a further 50p off. It’s a way of

saying thank you for giving some thought to

your food and the processes involved.” They

have also invested in a biodigester that turns

food waste into compost. Lots of live music is

planned for 2022 and some dates for the diary

are: 2 nd June Ray Gelato and the Giants, 4 th

June Ultimate Elton and the Rocket Band, 11 th

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The Jolly Anglers closed at the beginning of

January for another refurbishment. There will

be work taking

place inside the

pub as well as

the garden area.

Xhemail Zequirile,

who has owned

the pub since 2019,

told the Reading

Chronicle that there

will be substantial

changes including

moving the kitchen

The Jolly Anglers

as well as new electrics and a new water system.

The inside of the pub is not due to open until

4 th March but the beer garden will open at

weekends.

After a substantial refurbishment, there is a

lot going on at The Retreat in St Johns Street.

They hold regular quiz nights; the next are on

9 th February and 9 th March. Live Jazz music

with Stuart Henderson, Simon Price and guests

took place on the afternoon of 30 th January.

A cribbage tournament is going ahead on


20 th February and their annual pickled onion

contest is on 27 th March. There is also a Bloody

Mary contest on 9 th October. Beers available on

a recent visit were Timothy Taylor Golden Best

3.5%, Otter Amber 4.0% and Titanic Plum

Porter 4.9%. The Retreat has been listed in The

Good Beer Guide 2022.

The team at the The Nags Head on Russell

Street will be turning 15 on 19 th February and

they are in the process of planning a celebration

of some kind (restrictions permitting). They

have also taken receipt of their 1000th different

craft keg beer and it’s currently in the cellar

potentially awaiting their birthday.

Although primarily

a shop, The Grumpy

Goat in Union Street

(better known as

Smelly Alley), is

now serving food

and drink on the

premises. Grilled

cheese sandwiches

are available between

12 and 4pm as well

as cheese, coffee and

charcuterie boards. The Grumpy Goat

You can also enjoy a beer with a corkage fee

of £1.50. They held a wine tasting evening at

beginning of December and there will be more

to come in the future.

There are changes afoot at Sweeney & Todd

in Castle Street. The famous Reading pie shop

will be transforming to become more takeaway

based and some of the property will be converted

into flats. Plans submitted still include a ground

floor dining area. All proposed changes are

subject to planning permission being granted.

Admiral Taverns

have put their pub

The Pheasant in

Southampton Street

up for sale. There

were several attempts

by Reading Borough

Council to close

The Pheasant

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the pub after repeated license breaches but it

was allowed to remain open after review in

December 2020. New management was one

of the requirements for the pub to continue

trading and since then Covid measures have

been put in place and a banned list has been

created. There is 1,595 square feet of space

including the car park up for sale.

Development of the former Coopers Arms in

Market Place, that closed in 2010, and the

surrounding Bristol and West Arcade has been

changing course since planning approval in

2018. Latest news is that the plot will become

a hotel and restaurant, and a new pub will be

replacing the old Coopers Arms site.

The Outlook in Kings Road have refurbished

and reopened their downstairs area as Bar 77.

They hold

regular live

music nights.

Events include

an open mic

night and also

the Singer

Soup Kitchen

where three

special guests

The Outlook

perform. They have also hosted comedy nights

and on the 19 th February they are holding a

drag competition. Pool and Shufl are available

to play and there is a selection of canned craft

beer.

Swallowfield

Siren Craft Brewery have taken over their first

pub; The George and Dragon in Swallowfield.

They are not planning on changing much about

the pub but

have updated

the food and

wine menus.

They have

kept on the

existing team.

Siren Craft The George and Dragon

beer is available on the cask hand pumps, keg

lines and also cans in the fridge.


Twyford

The Waggon and Horses in Twyford hosts

a regular quiz on Wednesdays, starting at

7:30pm.

The Waggon and Horses

Entry to the quiz is £3 and food is available

for £8; often a curry or chilli option. They

serve beef, lamb, chicken or vegan roast on a

Sunday from 12-3pm. Two regular beers are

Fuller’s London Pride and Harvey’s Sussex

Best Bitter and there are two rotating pumps.

They are open all day except Monday when

they are closed and Tuesday opening is at 5pm.

Food is served 5-9pm on Tuesdays, 12–9pm

on Wednesday to Saturday and 12–3pm on

Sundays.

Waltham St Lawrence

In December The Bell in Waltham St Lawrence

started folk sessions on the first Thursday of the

month. They are looking for singers or fiddle,

bouzouki

and bodhran

players to take

part. It starts

at 7:30pm

and welcomes

all levels.

The Bell’s

house bitter

The Bell

is Loddon Hoppit and they also have four

constantly changing beers. A large range of real

bag in box ciders are available including Lilley’s,

Gwynt Y Ddraig and Weston’s. Their wine list

is an ever-changing list of over 30 choices.

The menu is regularly revolving but some past

examples include Roast onion squash with

braised lentils and tahini and Hake, chickpeas,

tender stem broccoli & salsa verdi.

Evelyn Harrison-Bullock

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West Berkshire Brewery

Has New Owners

Following going into administration just before

Christmas, West Berkshire Brewery has been

taken on by The Yattendon Brewing Company

Ltd., a company wholly-owned by Yattendon

Group PLC (Yattendon Estates).

for the brewery. In the last quarter of a century

West Berkshire Brewery has built up a good

reputation for its beers, winning over 45

awards including many from CAMRA, and it

sounds as though the new owners want to build

on its local focus and continue to improve. We

wish them all the best.

The brewery was originally set up in 1995 by

Dave and Helen Maggs, who sold it a while

ago. Since then it’s expanded and moved site

several times, most recently to a former dairy

already belonging to Yattendon Estates in

2017. Yattendon Estates have now taken on the

assets and brands of the brewery, including the

tap room and kitchen.

Edward Iliffe, the group chief executive of

Yattendon Group, said: “We were excited

to be more involved in the West Berkshire

Brewery, who produce a great product based

at the Renegade Brewery in the heart of the

village of Yattendon. We saw the acquisition as

an opportunity to add to the range of quality

products owned and produced on the Estate.”

The flagship Good Old Boy, together with other

beers including Mr Chubb’s, Maggs’ Mild and

Renegade lager, are sold in local pubs and

restaurants as well as in Waitrose stores and

Fortnum and Mason in London.

Image from Double-Barrelled Brewery website

© Double-Barrelled

Double-Barrelled

As an antidote to Dry January, Double-Barrelled

launched a new table beer ‘Tischtennis’. This

2.8% ABV offering is soft, light and juicy. Dryhopping

with Mandarina Bavaria, El Dorado

and BRU-1 gives notes of sweet oranges and

tropical fruit, and a spritzy base makes it really

refreshing, with more flavour than you might

2021 was a tough year for West Berkshire

Brewery. In addition to financial troubles, the

company was accused of “multiple accounts

of homophobia, sexism, sexual harassment,

a disregard for staff’s mental and physical

wellbeing and a significant disconnect between

senior management and the rest of the

company” by a group of employees who called

themselves the WBB Renegades.

We hope that the change of ownership signals a

fresh start and the beginning of a new chapter

Double Barrelled taproom

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expect from 2.8%.

Brewery tours with tastings are on offer on

Saturdays at 1pm. They last about an hour,

during which time you’ll be guided around

the brewery, including an explanation of the

brewing process and how the new recipes are

developed. Afterwards comes a tutored tasting

in the taproom featuring four Double-Barrelled

beers.

Elusive

November 2021 saw a record sales month for

Finchampstead’s Elusive Brewery with 109 hl

sold (that’s just over 19,000 pints). This made

up a large part of around 700 hl total for the

year, which was a 50% volume increase on

2020 despite the lockdown in the early part of

the year. Founder Andy Parker’s aim for 2022 is

to find a new home in Wokingham (or expand

in the current Finchampstead location across

the road from Siren Craft), add 2-3 full time

staff across sales, logistics and production and

continue to build upon the sustainable growth

achieved to date.

A collaboration between Elusive and

Thornbridge, ‘Superuser’ (a 7.0% ABV red

IPA) was launched at the Fox and Hounds

in Caversham on 21 January, when both

breweries took over the cask and keg lines for

the evening.

Since January the heated, indoor Elusive

taproom has been open from 12-6pm on

Fridays and Saturdays.

Loddon

A new farm shop has opened at the brewery

in Dunsden Green, packed with the best local

products, from bread, meat and cheese to

fantastic spirits, wines and ciders. And all the

Loddon beers too, naturally. This also means

that the taproom is back, offering cosy, indoor

drinking for these cold winter months.

The tapyard at the brewery is the perfect place

to enjoy the freshest cask beer straight from the

source and, if you haven’t visited for a while,

you’ll see some major changes and upgrades.

It’s on this year’s Ale Trail, so why not take the

opportunity to have a look?

The new farm shop at Loddon

Image from Loddon Brewery website

© Loddon Brewery

Phantom

After taking a well-earned break in January, the

team at Phantom are back with new brews and

the taproom in Meadow Road is back open to

serve them. Friday evenings, Saturday all day

and Sunday afternoons are the usual opening

times, but check social media for any updates.

The tap room at Elusive

Image from Elusive Brewery website

© Elusive Brewery

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Rebellion

In 2021 Rebellion brewed 436 times, made up

of 3,447,000 pints plus 805,000 bottles filled

on the bottling line. Having won gold awards at

SIBA (Society of Independent Brewers) regional

competitions, draught Overthrow and bottled

Lager will progress to the national finals held at

the SIBA Beer X exhibition in March 2022 – we

wish them the best of luck.


Looking forward, the brewery plan to restart

public and members’ open nights in the spring

(Covid permitting), while a new small pilot

brewery should be up and running in late

February. This is a smaller brewing kit that is

integrated with the main kit. The development

brewery will share the mill, grist case and mash

pump with the main brewhouse, and be heated

using the main thermal fluid heating system.

Wort from the development brewhouse will be

sent to the new 500 litre fermentation vessels.

The aim of the development brewery is to trial

new beers and produce one off speciality beers

in small batches that will be made available for

the shop and the Tap Yard.

Normal production schedules see Koh-I-Noor

on sale in March – this is a 4.5% ABV India

Pale Ale. Then from April Eton Boatman

should follow on – a 4.3% ABV golden ale.

Phil Gill

Free delivery from their online shop is available

within a 20 mile radius of their home in

Marlow (this covers Reading and most of the

surrounding area) with a £30 minimum order.

See rebellionbeer.co.uk/brewery-shop/freebeer-delivery

for a map of the delivery area.

Siren Craft

Brewery Tours are back and there have been a

lot of developments and improvements to the

brewery in Finchampstead since tours last ran

in early 2020. The tour route now includes

new kit like the malt silo, outdoor “massive”

tanks and information on the science behind

nitro beers. Tours run at 12, 2 and 4pm on

Saturdays and the easiest way to get there is on

the Reading Buses Leopard 3 route.

Windsor and Eton

The ‘Unit 4’ brewery tap has proved a success,

hosting regular quiz and music nights as well

as the members’ only ‘KnightClub’ evenings.

Members get discounts in the shop (both

physical and online), priority booking for

special events and, most importantly, the

chance to attend up to six members’ evenings

a year where the beer is plentiful and free. New

members also get two litres of cask beer and a

KnightClub t-shirt – see shop.webrew.co.uk for

more details.

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Ale Trail 2022

The Ale Trail is back for 2022!

The much-loved Ale Trail organised by Reading

& Mid Berkshire CAMRA is back. After Covid

forced the 2020 trail to be abandoned part-way

through, and another lockdown scuppered any

chance of a trail in 2021, it’s been a long time

coming but the wait is almost over.

The 2022 Ale Trail follows the tried and tested

format of 24 pubs in and around Reading. How

it works is like this. Visit each pub, drink some

real ale, cider or perry, and collect a sticker. Put

the stickers in your booklet and, once you’re

done, send in the booklet for a chance to win

one of several great prizes.

It all starts on 5 March with a special launch

event at the Retreat, St John’s Street, Reading.

The pub opens at midday and the launch event

runs until 4pm. Come along and collect your

booklet (£2 – cash only) and your first sticker,

and enjoy the atmosphere in this newlyrefurbished

backstreet local.

We know that people were upset that the 2020

trail had to be abandoned as the country went

into its first lockdown, and only a few people

had completed the trail by then. To make up for

it, the great news is that if you bring along your

2020 booklet on launch day between 12-4pm

you can swap it for a 2022 booklet for FREE,

no matter how many or how few stickers you

managed to collect.

The pioneering Ale Trail in 2002

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If you can’t make the launch event, booklets

will be available to buy while stocks last at the

Retreat, Nags Head and Alehouse. You have

until 15 May to complete the trail, so there’s

plenty of time to get out and explore.

After a drink or two in the Retreat, why not

see which other Ale Trail pubs you fancy

visiting on launch day? The full list is under

wraps until closer to the date but here are a

few highlights. You could wander across the

river to Caversham and call in at the Fox and

Hounds (pictured) with its six handpumps and

13 craft keg lines. Perhaps you fancy heading

south to the University, where the Park House

bar is taking part in the trail. Or maybe jump

on the bus or train to the farthest-flung pub on

this year’s trail, the Crispin in Wokingham.

instrumental in setting up the very first Ale Trail

in 2002 (pictured) and that trail, featuring only

15 pubs, grew over the years into one of the

most successful in the country. It’s fair to say

that the Ale Trail wouldn’t be what it is today

without Dave and this year’s trail is a tribute

to him.

Cheers, Dave. We miss you.

Phil Gill

The Fox and Hounds in Caversham

on this year’s trail

There’s an old saying that “there’s a pub for

everyone” and the Ale Trail is a great example

of that. While you’ll like some of them more

than others, you’re bound to have a favourite

and maybe even discover a pub that you’ve

never visited before… but you certainly will

again!

Covid has hit the country’s pubs hard and we

need to show them that they have our support

– and what better way to do that than to go out

and visit all the pubs on the trail? This seems

especially true this time since we lost one of

our long-standing CAMRA branch members

to Covid in April 2020. Dave McKerchar was

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Could you be a CAMRA Tasting Panellist?

Now is a great time to join a CAMRA Tasting

Panel and help with the fun task of assessing

the UK’s real ales.

CAMRA is looking for more members to

become taste panellists and help develop our

tasting notes for the Good Beer Guide and other

publications, as well as helping nominate beers

for the Champion Beer of Britain competitions.

Tastings can be done in groups or individually

and training is given.

So, if you like trying different beers, can give

around 2 hours each month and commit to

taking part in online (or in person) training,

please email volunteer.services@camra.org.uk

(please include your membership number).

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Book Launch at Zero Degrees

22 nd September 2021

Dearing, David Cliffe and Evelyn Williams

have worked collaboratively on a huge project

to write a book that documents every pub and

brewery that has ever existed in Reading. This

has been no small undertaking, and the passion

and detail that is shared within the book,

demonstrates just how much the local authors

have been dedicated to this cause.

Late September 2021 saw the launch of a

brilliant piece of work. Between them, John

I was fortunate enough to be there for the

launch (and buy a copy of the book!) and it is

the perfect accompaniment when visiting any

pub in Reading, giving you the opportunity

to learn more about the pub you’re in and

its history. On the launch night itself at Zero

Degrees, there was a lovely crowd of local

CAMRA members, pub landlords, bar team

members and managers, folk from the Reading

Civic Society and Lead Councillor for Culture

and Heritage Karen Rowland, among many,

many others.

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I’ve been able to put some questions to the

writing team behind the book to find out more

about this project. Read on to discover more

and find out where you can buy your copy.

For anybody who loves Reading and pubs, this

book is an absolute must-have. Whose idea was

it to begin the project and where did the focus

for this type of book come from?

John Dearing: Some of the material goes back to

the late 90s when I produced a booklet for one

of the early Reading Beer Festivals on Berkshire

breweries. Then in 2004 I was commissioned

by a publisher, eventually renamed the History

Press, to produce Reading Pubs, which came

out in 2009. I collected far more information

than I could use in that book and conceived the

idea of an encyclopaedic book on the subject

covering every pub and brewery Reading has

known. In 2017 the History of Reading Society

expressed interest in publishing it and Evelyn

and David volunteered to help.

How long has it taken to build this book, from

start to finish? What was the hardest part to

build?

John Dearing: For my part about 22 years but

shorter in the case of my co-authors. Some of

the really demanding work was undertaken by

Evelyn who transcribed the results of the 1903

Pubs survey and David who searched through

old title deeds in the Berkshire Record Office,

as well as preparing the maps and index.

David Cliffe: I first became involved in mid-

2017.

Evelyn Williams: Same for me, 2017.

What resources have been the most valuable to

you when writing the book?

John Dearing: I used mainly the material in the

Reading Local Studies Collection, along with

my own library and internet resources.

David Cliffe: The Reading Board of Health

Plans in the Berkshire Record Office, which

pre-date the large-scale Ordnance Survey, and

mark and name the pubs and beer-houses; these

were compared with the O.S. and with the old

street directories.

Evelyn Williams: I concentrated on the 1903

survey of licensed premises in Reading Local

Studies Library but I sometimes searched the

British Newspaper Archive too. Coverage of

the annual licensing sessions, when public

houses had licenses renewed or refused, was

especially useful.

What have been your individual roles within

this project?

John Dearing: Devising the format, collecting

oral information, and finally assembling the

material in an (I hope) readable format.

David Cliffe: Going through “The Hop

Leaf Gazette,” the house journal of H. & G.

Simonds, Reading’s largest brewers, in the

Central Library; looking through the indexes

to property deeds for inns and breweries in the

Berkshire Record Office, and examining a few

of the more interesting documents; working out

which buildings on the maps were occupied by

pubs and producing a set of maps for the book

to show them; producing a street directory and

an index for the book; collecting illustrations

for the book, from which the three authors

could choose; liaising between the printer,

the other two authors, and the History of

Reading Society over costs, and proof-reading;

organising a book launch at the Zerodegrees

Microbrewery, and after consultation with

other committee members, inviting the guests

[it was very successful]; warehousing and

distributing the copies from home, and running

a postal service for people who don’t live in the

area.

Evelyn Williams: I transcribed the 1903

survey of licensed premises which covered

Reading before the 1911 boundary extension

when Caversham and parts of Tilehurst were

included in the borough. This helped to build

up a picture of each public house and the street

and area they served at a point in time.

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What was the most surprising thing you learnt

about Reading’s pubs when pulling this book

together?

John Dearing: Just how many of them there

have been down the ages, and most of them

now just ‘History’!

David Cliffe: How many of the pubs changed

their names: what previous writers had assumed

were two different pubs sometimes turned out

to be the same pub with two names.

Evelyn Williams: I was surprised how many of

the 1903 licensees also had other occupations

such as a coal merchant at the Victory on

Bedford Road and a cattle dealer at the Lion

on Great Knollys Street. I especially liked

Anna White who had been licensee of the

Oddfellows’ Lodge on Caversham Road for 33

years and although the pub didn’t provide any

refreshments, she allowed workmen to have

meals in their dinner hour in a room at the rear.

Do you have any further plans to follow up

with any other books about Reading’s pub

scene?

John Dearing: I think I’ve probably shot my bolt

now, except perhaps for an occasional short

article on the subject. I’ve just self-published

another book on missionaries connected with

Reading and have further ideas for books on

Reading’s Christian heritage.

David Cliffe: No – though I have two local

history books nearing completion which I hope

to get published in 2022 – one about Reading,

and the other about Macclesfield, the town

where I grew up.

Evelyn Williams: No plans for any more

books about pubs but it is difficult not to keep

collecting little snippets about Reading’s pubs

and breweries when I am researching other

subjects.

Of the pubs that are closed and feature in the

book, which ones do you miss the most and

why?

Rupert Street Pub - photo by Laurence Hansford

Where can people find the book stocked in the

months ahead?

John Dearing: It’s stocked by The Fourbears

Bookshop in Caversham, Reading Museum

shop, and can also be purchased direct from

the History of Reading Society. In addition, the

Retreat has sold about 20 copies.

David Cliffe: People wanting to have copies

sent by post should send me an e-mail message,

and I’ll tell them how they can pay, and will

then post off the book or books. It’s £12 in the

shops, or £13 by post, including postage and

padded envelope.

E-mail davidcliffe438@btinternet.com

John Dearing: Cambridge Arms, my first

Reading local for nearly 20 years, a real urban

village pub where everybody knew everybody

else. The Greyhound, another Katesgrove

local with an amazing character named Bill

Mowbray at the helm – its demolition for

housing development was scandalous.

David Cliffe: There aren’t any, really, though

there are pubs I used to frequent which have

changed so much that they are no longer so

attractive to me. My after-work pub was The

Blagrave Arms, frequented by journalists and

post office workers, where you could have

an interesting conversation, and perhaps my

favourite was Butler’s, when run by the Butler

family. It seemed full of interesting characters,

they let me have a look in the ladies-only

bar before they closed it, and I still have an

unopened bottle of Butler’s “Mountain Wine”

as a souvenir.

Evelyn Williams: I have only lived in Reading

since 1998 and I really wish that I had visited

the Greyhound on Mount Pleasant more often.

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Pubs (and hospitality in general) have had a

tough couple of years, how do you think people

can best support them in the years ahead?

John Dearing: John: There’s a popular saying,

“Use it or lose it”, and that’s still true. Bit

difficult of course when the pubs are shut for

months on end as in 2020-21.

David Cliffe: I agree with John.

Evelyn Williams: I agree with John and David.

Any final thoughts from your experience

writing and pulling together this book, that you

would like to share?

John Dearing: I think our collaboration worked

very well because we had clearly defined roles

within the researching and writing process

and also met a number of times to review

progress. I think that’s essential for a successful

collaboration.

David Cliffe: I agree with John – the three

authors had known one another and seen

examples of each other’s work in the past, and

had no doubt that the collaboration was going

to work from the outset. The business of selfpublication

was interesting. It made a lot of

work, trying to get publicity, organising the

launch, finding shops that would take the book

without taking too much commission, etc. –

but it meant we could have the book just as we

wanted it, and any profit we made went to the

History of Reading Society, who had funded

the publication. Within a couple of months

of the launch, we had broken even, and seem

likely to make a decent profit.

Evelyn Williams: I was really pleased to be

asked to help with the research on this project

and seeing it all come together to a successful

launch last September. As John says we had

defined roles but were able to come together

once in a while and we all shared in the selection

of the illustrations in the book.

Zoë Andrews

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It’s Festival Season

CAMRA events are back!

CAMRA’s beer festivals are back and gearing

up for a return to your area, after an almost

two-year hiatus due to the coronavirus

pandemic.

In March 2020, when the first lockdown

started, CAMRA official events were

suspended for the safety of members and beer

festival lovers and in line with government

regulations. Now as we begin to return to

more normal circumstances and restrictions

are lifted, branch beer festivals that have been

18 months in the making are welcome to open

their doors once more.

I am sure we have all missed the social benefits

of a drink with friends and look forward to

meeting up with loved ones and fellow branch

members over a pint.

Forthcoming festivals include Farnham Beer

Festival 2022 on 7- 9 th April at Farnham

Maltings, Bridge Square, Farnham, Surrey,

GU9 7QR.

We can also confirm the return of The Reading

CAMRA Beer & Cider Festival on June 23 rd -

26 th . It will be at Kings Meadow and further

details are yet to be confirmed but we will

share them as soon as possible. Please keep

a close eye on our dedicated festival website

which you can find at:

www.readingbeerfestival.org.uk

To see the latest calendar, check out CAMRA’s

‘Festival Season’ landing page at:

www.camra.org.uk/festivals

We can also look forward to the return of The

Great British Beer Festival in August 2022,

after missing out on CAMRA’s flagship event

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for two years – keep an eye out on the national

CAMRA channels for updates!

Things may look a little different at your

favourite festival - national CAMRA and

local branches are introducing rigorous safety

schemes to make sure our local festivals are

Covid secure. It is paramount to ensure all beer

festival attendees are happy and feel safe and

comfortable when visiting beer festivals, and

processes have been put in place to ensure this.

The updates to festival health and safety

documents include that a coronavirus risk

assessment be completed during the festival

planning stages, as well as ensuring all festival

volunteers receive additional induction,

information, instruction training and

supervision in light of the pandemic.

Other safety procedures include:

• Specific cleaning / sanitisation plans and

glass guidelines

• Contactless payments where ever possible

• Tickets sold in advance of all sessions

• Use of Track & Trace

• Specific guidance for volunteers and third

party vendors

• Social distancing where possible

If you have any concerns or would like to

learn more about CAMRA’s Covid secure

regulations, you can find more information and

FAQs available at:

www.camra.org.uk/beer-festivals-events/ourevents/beer-festival-covid-faqs/

Find your local CAMRA beer festival at:

www.camra.org.uk/festivals

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The Outhouse Brewery

An interview with Peter Rhodes

I tried the Passionate Punch (a hazy new england

IPA) on my visit, which was very enjoyable.

And I really enjoyed the Chocol-oat Porter

which was fantastic. It was well rounded and

creamy and at 4% it was incredibly moreish. I

was fortunate to meet the owner, Peter Rhodes,

on the day as he served customers and talked

very enthusiastically about beer. Peter shares

some insights with Mine’s A Pint around his

journey in beer so far and what we can expect

to see from Outhouse in the months ahead.

In the autumn my partner and I took a day

trip over to Wokingham. It had been a while

since I’d visited properly, and all of the townplanning

changes has meant that Wokingham

has evolved dramatically in the past decade.

A pretty and small market town, it has a

growing independent scene of businesses, and

it’s bustling at the weekends. I’d heard good

things about a few places across the town,

but I especially wanted to visit The Outhouse

Brewery, after a tip off from Phil Gill. The

Outhouse Brewery is located at 6 Alexandra

Court, around the corner from the Everyman

Cinema.

It’s a brilliant spot and there is nowhere else

like it in the centre of Wokingham. It’s compact

and smart, with brewing equipment on site,

a brilliant selection of guest beers, wines and

spirits and, of course, Outhouses’ own brews,

which are really very good. There are tables

inside, and outside and we spent a thoroughly

enjoyable time there. In fact, we started our

afternoon there, and ended up returning for

more.

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Outhouse Brewery opened in 2021 in

Wokingham. It’s a great spot. Why did you

pick Wokingham as your place to setup?

I moved to Wokingham just over 5 years ago for

a job and, although made redundant 3.5 years

into the job, I fell in love with the town; its

pretty architecture, the nice people and the vast

number of pubs! Wokingham also has some

cracking breweries on its outskirts, but I saw an

opportunity to open an independent brewery

in the town centre and boost Wokingham’s

‘independence’ hub that it’s coming to be.


For how long had you wanted to establish

your own brewery?

I was a home brewer for around 8 years before

opening this venture in July 2021, so I guess

somewhere along that line I’ve had the thought

of wanting to run my own brewery. I’m in

my mid-thirties and always thought it’d be a

venture further down the line but I’m so glad I

didn’t wait any longer.

Before beer, what was your background?

I moved from Nottingham to Portsmouth to

study law, though I actually ended up mostly

working in Finance after studying further,

via an earlier mixed role of law and finance

(bored yet?!). My last role was a global credit

manager in the cinema industry, managing 3

teams across the globe. It wasn’t good for my

body clock. I much prefer my office now.

note that some inspiration has come from my

dad. He had a career as a chef and his skill is

definitely cooking for people on a mass scale.

If he can single handedly cook for 300 people,

then surely, I can brew beer for 300 people?

You brew on site which is great. What styles

of beer are your favourite to brew?

Has to be a porter/stout, all day long. Our

Chocol-oat stout has 8 grain varieties and the

smell of mixing the grains into the mash tun

water is incredible. Imagine Horlicks merged

with a cocoa plant. Although, one of my first

lessons at the brewery was making sure my

pipes are connected properly. 30 litres of hot,

sticky porter all over the tap room floor was

not fun to clean up!

What beers stand out as pivotal in your

personal journey with beer over the years?

For me, I’ve been inspired by the Belgian beers,

specifically the Trappist beers. For hundreds of

years the Belgians have mastered their recipes

and not once does a glass of Trappist beer

ever taste like a cheap, commercial beer. A

particular favourite of mine is Chimay Grande

Réserve. I also have a love / hate relationship

for Brewdog, but I have to hand it to them with

their Punk IPA. That beer, in my opinion, has

revolutionised the craft beer industry as we

know it today.

What inspired you to give running a brewery

a go?

I guess I’ve always been a bit different to doing

the norm. For instance, at school in Design

Technology most people were making lunch

boxes or book shelves. I made a zoetrope.

Going from sitting in your private office to

pouring 25kg grain sacks at the top of a ladder

is definitely not the norm. And I relished the

challenge. I also knew that my corporate

background would give me an advantage in

understanding how a business works and

operates. So, I just needed to figure out the

upscale brewing part. I think on a separate

What is the plan for Outhouse in 2022?

Hopefully, lots! Our team are awesome people

and want to get involved in volunteering with

some local community projects, so you’ll see

us out and about more. We will be focusing a

lot more into agendas that are not just pulling

pints, like our merchandising, takeaway beers

and even a local cycle delivery service (we are

trying to be as good to the environment as

we can!). And with all fingers crossed, there

might be a little room for expansion. Watch

this space…

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What style of beer would you love to brew,

but haven’t yet?

I haven’t yet had chance to properly explore

brewing the Belgian strong beers. In my homebrewing

days I produced, what turned out to

be, a popular Belgian Dubbel. I’m thinking I’ll

brew this in the Summer and then bottle age it

until the Winter.

What trends do you see in beer that have

caught your eye?

I haven’t noticed trends in beer so much (only

fads) but I have noticed a starting trend in

commercial lager drinkers turning to the lightly

hopped, keg pale ales. We have more and

more customers converting and it’s great to see.

Though we always stock a craft lager / pilsner

and I sometimes encourage that choice. Some

of the guest pilsners we’ve had in have been

fantastic, like the Saaz Pilsner from Stardust

Brewery.

How has the reception been to Outhouse

Brewery in Wokingham?

Fantastic and I couldn’t be more grateful.

To toot our own horn, a comment we often

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hear is that the town, “needed something

fresh and this is perfect”. Going back to my

earlier comment, I think we’ve added to the

independent businesses hub that Wokingham is

becoming and the residents seem to enjoy that.

Also, during the summer we couldn’t brew

quick enough to keep up with the demand!

This Summer we’ll be a year in and a little more

seasoned, so we’re hoping to be a bit more

ahead of the game.

You stock a really well curated selection

of other beers, drinks and snacks. What

informs your decisions when picking what

to stock for your customers?

There are a few principles we have when

choosing our beer stock; must have a pilsner,

must have a hoppy pale / IPA and must have a

dark beer. All other beers can be experimental

around this. We like to judge what are the

best sellers in our taproom and then work to

that. For the other drinks and snacks, that’s

easy: we try it and if it tastes good, we’ll sell

it. Then we can say hand on heart that we

believe in the products we sell. Anything we

can do to avoid supermarket products also,

that’s a consideration. You won’t find any of

our wines in the supermarket!

What are your three goals for 2022?

Three? Then we’d only win 3-0! On a more

serious note, firstly, we would like to survive

our first year, to July 2022. That’s a big

tick. It’s a difficult time to open a hospitality

business and a year anniversary will mark

a huge achievement. Secondly, we would

like everyone in town to know we’re here. 6

months in and we still get customers coming

to us for the first time and commenting that

they didn’t know we were here. Finally, to give

back to the community. I feel we have got to

where we are today because of small helping

hands along the way, not to mention because of

our amazing customers. For that, we’re very

grateful and we want to repay our debt to the

community. Cheers!

Zoë Andrews


Pub Companies

Who they are and what they do

The CAMRA Pub and Club Campaigns

Committee have pulled together a series of

articles explaining more information about

the companies that control many of the pubs

across the country. This is the first in a series

of articles that will provide the facts on pub

company practices and operations, explaining

in particular how their business models work

and what this means for both licensees and,

ultimately, us as customers. The aim of these

articles is to let the facts speak for themselves

so that CAMRA members and the general

public can make up their own minds about the

positive or negative effects of these practices on

our pubs and the folk who run them. We hope

you find them useful.

1. A POTTED HISTORY OF THE PUBCO

Fifty years ago, when CAMRA was formed, the

pub landscape looked very different. For a start,

there were many more of them – some 75000

against around 47500 now. The majority of

pubs (52000 or so) were owned by breweries.

The 89 small and regional breweries had

13800 of them and the rest were in the hands

of the ‘Big Six’ – Bass Charrington, Allied,

Whitbread, Scottish & Newcastle, Watney/

Grand Metropolitan and Courage/Imperial.

Most of the other 23000 pubs were free

houses (in name anyway – many tied their beer

supplies to a big brewer in return for loans and

discounts). Companies that just owned pubs

were few and far between – the likes of Sir John

Fitzgerald in the northeast

and Heavitree in the

south west (though they

tied themselves to Bass).

Bass protected their

signature red triangle

immediately following

the introduction of

Trademark law in 1875.

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Just about every pub-owning brewery

rigorously imposed a supply tie on its own

products. As late as the mid-1980s, I remember

a Greene King Director recoiling in horror at

my suggestion that they allow a few guest beers

in their pubs. As a result, new breweries found

outlets hard to come by and we customers were

hardly spoilt for choice, as a glance at a Good

Beer Guide of that era will reveal.

Then, in 1989, along came the Beer Orders.

The story of this epochal legislation (for better

or worse) is superbly told in Laura Hadland’s

recent Fifty Years of CAMRA book but, in

essence, the government acknowledged the

stranglehold on the industry exercised by the

Big Six and, among

other things, capped

their pub ownership

at 2000.

50 Years Of CAMRA

by Laura Hadland is

available now from

https://shop1.camra.

org.uk

By now, because of

closures and selloffs,

the Big Six owned fewer pubs between

them but the Orders still meant around

11000 pubs coming onto the market. We, of

course, dreamed of a new golden age of multihandpumped

free houses galore, but the reality

was sadly different. Companies were quickly

established, usually with close links to the Big

Six, to hoover up these pubs in big batches

then negotiate supply deals, invariably with

the company who previously owned the place.

Enterprise Inns, for instance, started off with

the purchase of 368 pubs from Bass, and that’s

where they bought the beer from.


In the years that followed, wheeling and dealing

saw companies variously grow, collapse, merge,

acquire, dispose – it was very difficult to keep

up with who owned what. Some companies

concentrated on managed pubs, some on

tenancies, a few on a mixed model. Behemoths

emerged – by 2004, Punch Taverns and

Enterprise each owned more than 8000 pubs,

though both had accumulated so much debt

that they ran into trouble come the financial

crash and subsequently retrenched. We’ll have

a closer look at the current pub company scene

in the next article.

A brief history of Punch

Taverns illustrates the

volatility surrounding

pubcos from the

1990s onwards. Punch

formed in 1997,

purchasing a tranche

of pubs from Bass. Two

years later, they bought

Inn Business (mostly former Whitbread pubs)

and then the rump of the Allied estate. The

managed pubs were spun off into a separate

division called Spirit. In 2003, they acquired

their 3100-strong rival Pubmaster plus a

couple of smaller companies. Next, Scottish

& Newcastle’s managed pubs were snapped

up and added to Spirit. By 2011 the impact of

the crash was being felt, calling for a ‘strategic

review’. Spirit was demerged and, in 2015, sold

to Greene King. Come 2016, a takeover bid

totalling £403m (plus the taking on of a billion

pounds of debt) was accepted; 1900 pubs went

to Heineken with the remaining 1300 residing

with Patron Capital, though the Punch brand

has been retained.

breweries that own pubs – and nowadays most

such companies have separate management

structures for their pub and brewing operations.

Final comments. Pub companies are here to

stay. There is nothing wrong with the basic

model and, indeed, there are some excellent

companies (mostly smaller ones) who treat their

licensees well and clearly see their pubs as more

than just property assets. It would, though, be

difficult to argue that the ways in which some

companies operate raise many issues around

their custodianship of what aren’t just piles of

bricks-and-mortar but, in most cases, precious

and valued community assets. We’ll examine

those issues in due course.

In the meantime, the treatment of their

tenants by many of the Pubcos had become a

major issue and, after years of campaigning,

the Government was persuaded, in 2014,

to announce a statutory Pubs Code aimed at

regulating their practices and ensuring fair

treatment for tenants. We’ll return to the Code

in a future article. In this context, though, it

needs mentioning that the currently accepted

definition of a pub company embraces

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