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Uncle Andy's Digest - JuLy 2022

This issue of Uncle Andy's Digest serves as a memoriam to our friend, family, captain, and fearless leader. James "Jimbo" Marston. 1964-2022 The Digest, as always, is full of fun each month! You'll find Out 'n About pictures, hilarious jokes & one-liners, and the Digest is a one-stop shop for all your neighborhood businesses!

This issue of Uncle Andy's Digest serves as a memoriam to our friend, family, captain, and fearless leader.

James "Jimbo" Marston.

1964-2022

The Digest, as always, is full of fun each month! You'll find Out 'n About pictures, hilarious jokes & one-liners, and the Digest is a one-stop shop for all your neighborhood businesses!

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Hiring

Flight Scare

Submitted by Tyla Davis

Shortly after a British

Airways flight had

reached its cruising

altitude, the captain

announced, “Ladies

and gentlemen, this is

your captain speaking.

Welcome to Flight 293,

non-stop from London

Heathrow to New York.

The weather ahead is

fair, so we should have

an uneventful flight. So

sit back, relax, and...

OH MY GOD!”

Silence followed. Complete

silence.

Some moments later,

the captain came back

on the intercom.

“Ladies and gentlemen,

I’m sorry if I

scared you. While I

was talking to you, a

flight attendant accidentally

spilled coffee

in my lap. You should

see the front of my

pants.”

From the back of the

plane, a passenger

yelled, “For the love of

Jesus, you should see

the back of mine!”

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I just saw two large black birds with their wings stuck together. They must be velcrows.

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