Uncle Andy's Digest - JuLy 2022
This issue of Uncle Andy's Digest serves as a memoriam to our friend, family, captain, and fearless leader. James "Jimbo" Marston. 1964-2022 The Digest, as always, is full of fun each month! You'll find Out 'n About pictures, hilarious jokes & one-liners, and the Digest is a one-stop shop for all your neighborhood businesses!
This issue of Uncle Andy's Digest serves as a memoriam to our friend, family, captain, and fearless leader.
James "Jimbo" Marston.
1964-2022
The Digest, as always, is full of fun each month! You'll find Out 'n About pictures, hilarious jokes & one-liners, and the Digest is a one-stop shop for all your neighborhood businesses!
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Flight Scare
Submitted by Tyla Davis
Shortly after a British
Airways flight had
reached its cruising
altitude, the captain
announced, “Ladies
and gentlemen, this is
your captain speaking.
Welcome to Flight 293,
non-stop from London
Heathrow to New York.
The weather ahead is
fair, so we should have
an uneventful flight. So
sit back, relax, and...
OH MY GOD!”
Silence followed. Complete
silence.
Some moments later,
the captain came back
on the intercom.
“Ladies and gentlemen,
I’m sorry if I
scared you. While I
was talking to you, a
flight attendant accidentally
spilled coffee
in my lap. You should
see the front of my
pants.”
From the back of the
plane, a passenger
yelled, “For the love of
Jesus, you should see
the back of mine!”
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Uncle Andy’s Digest ...with
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18 July 2022 783-7039
I just saw two large black birds with their wings stuck together. They must be velcrows.