Fiction Writing 2022

Fiction Writing
July 2022

Authors 2022
Table of Contents
Mai Cadden .......................................... 4
Micaela Colazurdo ............................... 6
Aoife Murphy .......................................... 9
Joe Wileyl ............................................... 12
Bill Scannel ............................................. 17
Bohdan Tsiektov .................................... 21
Daniel Ryan ........................................... 29
Eldar Rhzhkar ......................................... 31
Alexandr Halushko ............................... 34
Ethan Nugent ........................................ 36
Sorcha Kirwan ....................................... 38
Caoimhghin O’Briain ........................... 41
Milo Sharp ............................................. 44
Senan Ryan .......................................... 47
Laura Golubiatnikova ......................... 50
Oleh Kapieka ....................................... 53
Ivan Kovalenko .................................... 55
Artem Sikora ......................................... 57
Kateryna Halushka .............................. 61
Illaria Dombrova .................................. 63
Louis O’Neill .......................................... 65
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A Story by Mai
by Mai Cadden
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Once upon a time, there was a dog named Lucky, a nice one and a
man.
The man was a superhero named Su-do man, he helps dogs. His
superpower is that he can find lost dogs, communicate with them and
help them get home. He is very nice and one day he met a dog and
they became best friends.
Then one day, they had a walk and they saw a puppy had three legs
so they helped him. He looked happy, and they checked his collar.
They rang the phone number. Owners picked up and were very happy
to hear someone found their dog.
The end.
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The Sleepy Pixie
by Micaela Calazurdi
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Golden yawned. Her little, iridescent wings fluttered, barely able to
keep her even littler, slight body afloat. With the help of a merciful
breeze, Golden alighted on a drooping willow branch delicately, the
golden crystals embedded on her moonlight-pale skin glistening. Shoulders
slumped, she reached under her gossamer shawl and gently slid out
a small packet.
“Blue!” Golden called as she straightened. She rapped softly on an
intricately carved door and, voice drowned by a yawn, repeated, “Blue!”
Her crystalline wings - sore from all the flying - thrummed impatiently.
A sudden gust caught her unaware. She spun off the ground,
barely managing to clutch a leaf.
There was a tearing sound, but the leaf had only split in half. She fluttered
her wings to gather momentum. Membranes glowed silver from
strain, and tiring quickly, she flapped back to the door. Blue stared at her
with concern as she landed with a stagger.
“You OK?” Blue asked in her infinitely sweet voice.
“Yeah,” Golden mumbled, “Just tired. Anyways,I dropped off your
fairydust.”
“Why, thank you.” Blue stepped out of the shade, her blue-crystal-studded
feet light on the pale bark.
“No problem.” Golden smiled groggily.
“Hey, why don’t you stay the night. You look exhausted,” Blue remarked.
“I’ve got some spare cotton and linen I could wave into a hammock
for you.”
“Oh, yes, please!” Golden exclaimed, stumbling past Blue.
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Blue gathered up the fabric in a wooden bowl. Golden drank in the
high, sweet melody of the incantation as well as the warm honeyed
milk.
Because of Blue’s spell, the hammock was soon done, and Golden
gratefully drifted into sleep.
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Bob
by Aoife Murphy
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Welcome to the far off plains of Africa where a cheese tornado
roamed free. But one cheese tornado was kicked out of the cheese
group because cheddar cheese was not popular, so he decided-
W-w-wait!
You didn’t introduce me!
Hello, I’m the Narrator. The rude dude at the start is Dad McRude-
Face the Narrator. The sad and mad cheese tornado is Bob. Now back
to the story.
Bob had a plan to become Mozzarella.
“I’m nervous,” said Bob.
“I’m even more nervous,” said Mozzarella tornado. “You captured
me!”
“Ready to switch bodies? Ha ha ha,” laughed Bob.
CHABOOM!
There was an explosion but Bob was so tiny and he couldn’t do science.
So time to go back.
Let me go to Ireland. I heard there is a place called McDonalds with
ball pits. Just imagine there was a giant ball pit, and all the balls were
buildings. That’s where I would live. The ball pit is in the kids area of
McDonalds and I am the only grey ball in the whole town. So-
Aaahhhhhhh!
There’s a tornado!
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W-w-what!
Not again.
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The Onionly Onion Saga
by Joe Wiley
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Onionly Onion’s Secret Plan Part 1
Step 1: make a cloning drive
Step 2: clone myself
Step 3: get in everyone’s soup!
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Onionly Onion’s Secret Plan Part 2
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Onionly Onion Strikes Again
Onionly Onion was taking over the world when he found a flaw in his
plan. Some people were turning into zombies. When he went to the
mall, the zombies were stealing everyone’s soup!
So, he got his machine laser thingie and blew them all to smithereens,
and everyone’s soup too.
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Onionly Onion’s Secret Lab
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The Evil Poo: aka Poop Invader
by Bill Scannel
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Mister Pig
by Bohdan Tsiektov
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When I Found Out That I Could Fly
by Daniel Ryan
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When I found out I was able to fly, I went as fat as I could down
the stairs to tell my Mum.
She didn’t believe me. Then, I showed her and she believed me!
She freaked out.
Then there was a robbery. I flew as fast as I could. I set up traps. I
went in and led the robber to the traps. He got stuck.
Then, the police found him and took him to jail.
They lived happily ever after.
The end.
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Gamer Bobby
by Eldar Ryzhykor
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Bobby is a very good gamer, also he’s a very good streamer. He is
living with his mom and dad and he is the smartest child in class but
didn’t have any friends.
Bobby had been streaming and a creator of the game that he had
been watching. He was getting a bunch of wins and the creator of the
game sent a mail to Bobby’s House.
1 day later.
Bobby’s mom and dad called Bobby.
“There’s a mail for you!”
“What?” Bobby ran to his mom and dad. “Show me.”
“Here,” said dad.
Mail: We have been watching your stream and we are inviting you to
the Earth Wizards Competition. The winner wins €10,000.
“OMG!” shouted Bobby. “Mom, can I go on the competition
please?”
“Yes of course.”
Bobby was very happy.
The next week.
“Mom, let’s go. Today is the competition.”
“Ok.”
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Mom drove Bobby to the competition.
“Bye!”
“See you.”
Bobby walked in.
Everyone had been hating Bobby but he just ignored them.
Bobby had been playing one round 24/7 and he won the same final
round. Everyone made a team to kill Bobby. Everyone shot at him but
Bobby jumped and used super stomp and kills everyone.
From that moment Bobby has a bunch of friends.
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How Did I Fly?
by Alexandr Halushko
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A Story About Bob
by Ethan Nugent
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Birthday Party Alien Outbreak
by Sorcha Kirwan
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Everything was going perfectly, it was my 11th birthday party and
the cake was just about to be brought out.
“Happy birthday to you!”
My mum brought out a multiple layer cake with a bright red cherry
on top.
Suddenly something fell from the sky! No it wasn’t something, it
was someone! Everybody gasped. A slimey green figure rose from the
party table. It had one big green eye poking out of its head.
“Ahhh, aliens!” someone wailed.
More of them started coming down from the sky. People screamed
and dove for cover as the ugly green creatures staggered towards
them, burping and growling.
I squealed and ducked down to hide behind the party favour table.
Suddenly I saw a slimey, gooey, gnarly hand reaching under the table.
I was shaking as the alien flipped the table. Birthday cake flew everywhere,
splitting people in the face! I heard a big crash and whipped
around to see Dr.Bob destroying two giant UFOs that were gliding
down from space.
Suddenly the biggest alien came down in a fancy UFO with extra
shiny metal. Once it landed, out climbed a giant alien, unlike the other
aliens this one was blue. It had a shiny green crown perched atop it’s
grubby head.
It was holding a cool looking gun that shot some gooey green stuff.
King Alien (I assumed he was the leader) grinned. He had seven eyes
and and was staring straight at me with all of them. He started to
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shoot.
The Alien King started to shoot at you.
All hope was lost.
Until! Suddenly the famous hero of our town, Turtle Man, appeared
out of nowhere and charged.
Turtle Man smashed his deadly Turtle shell hammer on King Alien’s
head. King Alien yelped and disintegrated into gold dust. All the
Aliens, unsure of what to do with their leader gone hopped back into
their UFOs and fled back to space in terror. Turtle Man had saved the
day.
The end.
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What I Want To Be Published
by Caoimhghin O Briain
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Farmer: old mcfather had a farm ee-a-ee-a-oh!
Shandy: woof woof (because she hated Mcdonald Jr.s singing)
One eyed woodie: moo!
Meanwhile.
Scientist: look what I have done!
A few months ago:
Scientist:I’m going to make a serum.
Assistant: why?
Scientist: why not?
Present.
Formula 1 driver: cool!
Scientist: watch out!
Formula 1 driver: this is Thor’s fault for extending his farm right
into your lab!
Scientist: yes this is partly his fault…
Partly
Yeargh!
Scientist: come shandy said yeargh!?
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Vet: i don’t know!!!
To my car!
What about the farmer? He’ll try eat the cheese. The cow will be okay
though.
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The Day That Got Worse
by Milo Sharp
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Shrek 19 - Shrek Plays Roblox
by Senan Ryan
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Незвичайне пограбування
An Unusual Robbery
by Laura Golubiatnikova
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О дного дня,принцеса прийшла до магазину,щоб його ограбити.
Принцеса промовила:
-Руки вверх!Швидко покидають приміщення!
-Добре-сказав продавець.
Продавець вийшов,але він мав ключ від магазину,і він закрив
її.Потім зателефонував в поліцію.
Принцеса була в захваті!
-Скільки же тут продуктів,хі,хі,хі,і це все моє!-сказала Принцеса
Але вона рано радувалася…
Ївши цукерки,Принцеса почула звук:міу,міу,міу,міу.
-О ні,продавець зателефонував у поліцію,треба втікати!
Принцеса не могла відкрити двері,бо вони закриті.
-О ні,двері закриті,треба ховатися та зателефонувати татові!
-Ой,я забула телефон
-Добрий день,в магазині Принцеса,вона хотіла пограбувати мене.-
промовив Продавець.
-Нічого собі!Незвичайне пограбування…Добре!Я з нею
розберуся!-сказав Поліцейський.
-Дуже дякую!Зараз відкрию двері!-сказав Продавець.
Клац-клац
-Ану-ка!хто тут погана Принцеса?-промовив Поліцейський.
-Н-н-не я!-дрожавши промовила Принцеса
-А хто ще?- сказав Поліцейський
В магазині настала тишина…Через хвилину Поліцейський
потягнув Принцесу до машини.Це була перша Принцеса,яка
попала до в’язниці.
Кінець
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One day, the princess came to the store to rob it. The princess said:
- Hands up! Quickly leave the premises!
- Fine, said the seller.
The seller left, but he had the key to the store, and he closed it. Then
he called the police.
The princess was delighted!
«How many products are here, hee, hee, hee, and it’s all mine!» said
the Princess
But she rejoiced too soon...
While eating sweets, the princess heard a sound: nee-naw, nee-naw,
nee-naw.
- Oh no, the seller called the police, you have to run away!
The princess could not open the door because it was closed.
-O no, the door is closed, you need to hide and call your dad!
-You, I forgot the phone
- Good day, there’s a princess in the store, she wanted to rob me.
-Wow! An unusual robbery ... Well! I will deal with her! The policeman
said.
-Thank you very much! I will open the door now! The seller said.
Click-clasp.
-Well! Who is a bad princess here?
-Not me! -the princess said crazily.
-And who else?- said the police officer
There was silence in the store... A minute later, the police officer
pulled the princess to the car. She was the first princess to go to prison.
The End
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Three Days in Camp
by Oleh Kopieka
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У одному старому місті був Бос однієї компанії. Був він багатий,
була у нього ,,Лада пріора» іще був ,,порш панамера» і жив він
гарно була в нього жінка і двоє дітей. Меншій дівчинці було 5
років, а старшому сину 12 років іще в цій країні був один злодій
і ,він звався Розірванець, а його улюблена фраза була ,,Я вас
розірву!!!» і так він усіх лякав, а потім рвав на шмаття і в одну ніч
темну притемну в пізню припізню до цієї сім’ї прийшов
In one old city there was a Boss of one company. He was rich, he had
a «Lada Priora» and a «Porsche Panamera» and he lived well, he had
a wife and two children. The younger girl was five years old, and his
eldest son was twelve years old and a thief in this country. He was
called aBbreak, and his favorite phrase was, «I will break you!!!» and
so he frightened everyone, and then one late dark night, an incident to
this family came a torn and tore them apart
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Three Days in Camp
by Ivan Kovalenko
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Мені тут сподобалося грати в різні ігри:глядач-детектив,детектив
і ведучий, а найбільше сподобалося на перерві грати в футбол і
писати тексти. Ще тут круті презентації.
Велике «ДЯКУЮ»
I liked playing different games here: spectator-detectives, detective
and presenter, and what I liked most was playing football and writing
texts during the break. Cool presentations here.
Big “THANK YOU”
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Mr. Pig
by Artem Sikora
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One day in a dark night at 3:00am, Mr. Pig watched tv but he got
kidnapped by a mysterious hand.
Mommy Long Legs!
They stopped at a hideout. Mommy Long Legs and the teammates
dragged Mr. Pig and into the hideout. They put him in a seat.
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One of the wood cows said three math problems. The first wood cow
said 7 x 8 = ?.
Mr. Pig was good at math so he said 56.
The second wood cow said to the teammates, “Look!”
All the teammates looked left and the second wood cow quickly untied
Mr. Pig and they ran.
Mommy Long Legs started chasing them but she tripped and flew into
the shredder. Meanwhile, the other two ran into the truck. They started
the trick and drove.
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n the car, the two drove. The second wood cow took off the mask and
it was Mr. Piglet. So they drove Mr. Pig home.
The end.
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A Picture
by Kateryna Halushka
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The Smelly Sofa
by Illaria Dombrova
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One day Smelly Sofa was very smelly and panda rubber bamboo
was to his house and sat on his smelly sofa, and he stood up because he
was very smelly like socks. Hei wouldn’t go outside and he wouldn’t
play with friends. His friends don’t want to play with him and they
said, “I don’t want to play with you because you smell.”
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Jason Dare: A Story Inspired by Percy Jackson
by Louis O’Neill
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I was on my way to school when a strange shadow appeared in
front of me and said, “Brace yourself.”
I think I said something really intelligent like, “AHHHHHHHHHH!
Go away, weird man!”
He chuckled to himself and then faded into nothing, but his words
echoed in my brain. I was completely petrified. I told my best friend
about it and he growled something unexpected and then ripped off his
pants revealing furry legs.
“You’re part donkey!” I gasped.
“Goat,” he said, “I’m a satyr, and you’re being hunted,”and rushed
me out of school.
Rover and I hopped on a bus, growing more tired after every stop.
After 2 hours of resisting, Rover finally fell asleep. I just sat there on
the bus wondering why we hadn’t stopped, wondering where we were
going, until a force hit the bus and sent it spiraling. Rover woke up and
groaned. I tried to open the door but it was stuck.
I channeled all my strength and kicked the door out and carried Rover
out. We were in the city, the empire state building. I looked at what
hit us: a ten metre tall beast with a huge battle axe towering over me,.
“What is that?” I asked.
“A minotaur,” Rover explained with dread in his voice.
“You did this!” I screamed at the beast. I then realized that weird stuff
had been happening to me since the third grade. My teacher turned into
a bat creature and tried to kill me when I was a baby. My babysitter had
grown another eye and tried to throw me into a fire and now this? Why
were monsters always trying to kill me? I became very angry thinking
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about this.
“Why?!” I screamed. All of a sudden, a bolt of lightning came down
from the sky and struck the beast. I didn’t realize I was floating. I realised
my hand was full of electricity and I shot it out at the beast.
Me, Jason Dare, forged a new weapon out of this bolt - a golden
sword that shimmerd into existence. I struck the beast with the sword
and it disintegrated.
Rover wooed at him in awe and said, “Jason Dare, slayer of the Minotaur,
son of Zeus.”

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