Discover Sixty-Five: October 2022
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The Halloween Costume...<br />
A bald man with a wooden<br />
leg gets invited to a Halloween<br />
Party. He doesn’t know<br />
what costume to wear to<br />
hide his head and his leg,<br />
So he writes to a costume<br />
company to explain his<br />
problem.<br />
A few days later he received<br />
a parcel with the following<br />
note:<br />
Dear Sir,<br />
Please find enclosed a pirate’s<br />
outfit. The spotted<br />
handkerchief will cover your<br />
bald head and, with your<br />
wooden leg, you will be just<br />
right as a pirate.<br />
Very truly yours,<br />
Acme Costume Co.<br />
The man thinks this is<br />
terrible because they have<br />
emphasized his wooden<br />
leg and so he writes a letter<br />
of complaint.<br />
A week goes by and he receives<br />
another parcel and a<br />
note, which says:<br />
Orchestral Derangement by Barbara Olson<br />
© ClassiCanadian Crosswords<br />
DON'T PEEK!<br />
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Dear Sir,<br />
Please find enclosed a monk’s<br />
costume. The long robe will<br />
cover your wooden leg and,<br />
with your bald head, you<br />
should really look the part.<br />
Very truly yours,<br />
Acme Costume Co.<br />
Now the man is really upset<br />
since they have gone from<br />
emphasizing his wooden<br />
leg to emphasizing his bald<br />
head, so again he writes the<br />
Company another nasty letter<br />
of complaint.<br />
The next day he gets a small<br />
parcel and a note, which<br />
reads:<br />
Dear Sir,<br />
We have TRIED our very BEST<br />
Please find enclosed a bottle<br />
of molasses and a bag of<br />
crushed nuts. Pour the molasses<br />
over your bald head, pat<br />
on crushed nuts, stick your<br />
Wooden Leg up your rear end<br />
and go as a caramel apple.<br />
Very truly yours,<br />
Acme Costume Co.<br />
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Word Scramble<br />
Joint<br />
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<strong>October</strong> <strong>2022</strong> <strong>Discover</strong> <strong>Sixty</strong>-<strong>Five</strong> email: seniors@pennywiseads.com