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Discover Sixty-Five: October 2022

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The Halloween Costume...<br />

A bald man with a wooden<br />

leg gets invited to a Halloween<br />

Party. He doesn’t know<br />

what costume to wear to<br />

hide his head and his leg,<br />

So he writes to a costume<br />

company to explain his<br />

problem.<br />

A few days later he received<br />

a parcel with the following<br />

note:<br />

Dear Sir,<br />

Please find enclosed a pirate’s<br />

outfit. The spotted<br />

handkerchief will cover your<br />

bald head and, with your<br />

wooden leg, you will be just<br />

right as a pirate.<br />

Very truly yours,<br />

Acme Costume Co.<br />

The man thinks this is<br />

terrible because they have<br />

emphasized his wooden<br />

leg and so he writes a letter<br />

of complaint.<br />

A week goes by and he receives<br />

another parcel and a<br />

note, which says:<br />

Orchestral Derangement by Barbara Olson<br />

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DON'T PEEK!<br />

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Dear Sir,<br />

Please find enclosed a monk’s<br />

costume. The long robe will<br />

cover your wooden leg and,<br />

with your bald head, you<br />

should really look the part.<br />

Very truly yours,<br />

Acme Costume Co.<br />

Now the man is really upset<br />

since they have gone from<br />

emphasizing his wooden<br />

leg to emphasizing his bald<br />

head, so again he writes the<br />

Company another nasty letter<br />

of complaint.<br />

The next day he gets a small<br />

parcel and a note, which<br />

reads:<br />

Dear Sir,<br />

We have TRIED our very BEST<br />

Please find enclosed a bottle<br />

of molasses and a bag of<br />

crushed nuts. Pour the molasses<br />

over your bald head, pat<br />

on crushed nuts, stick your<br />

Wooden Leg up your rear end<br />

and go as a caramel apple.<br />

Very truly yours,<br />

Acme Costume Co.<br />

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<strong>October</strong> <strong>2022</strong> <strong>Discover</strong> <strong>Sixty</strong>-<strong>Five</strong> email: seniors@pennywiseads.com

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