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EXIT ZERO<br />

cape may’s peppy periodical • december 1, 2022 • volume 20, number 43<br />

Lighting Up La Mer<br />

Shannon, Molly, Eddie, Adrianna and Anastasia enjoy a little elfing around during the tree-lighting<br />

ceremony at La Mer Beachfront Resort on Saturday, November 26. Festivities will continue with Breakfast<br />

with Santa on December 3, 10 and 17. More photographs inside. Aleksey Moryakov


FOR SALE<br />

20 LOCHALSH LN.,<br />

RIO GRANDE<br />

3 BR/3 BA two story home<br />

with an open concept<br />

floor plan.<br />

$499,000<br />

FOR SALE<br />

27 BAYBERRY RD.,<br />

VILLAS<br />

3 BR/2 BA custom stick<br />

built new construction, 2<br />

blocks to the Delaware Bay.<br />

$568,000<br />

FOR SALE<br />

219 S. LAFAYETTE ST.,<br />

UNIT 2F, CAPE MAY<br />

3 BR/2 BA three story<br />

townhouse with two<br />

half baths.<br />

$1,199,000<br />

FOR SALE<br />

1706 WOOLSON RD.,<br />

VILLAS<br />

2 BR/1 BA home<br />

located on a 121 x 100<br />

corner lot.<br />

$269,900<br />

FOR SALE<br />

FOR SALE<br />

FOR SALE<br />

FOR SALE<br />

1604 NEW JERSEY AVE.,<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

5 BR/3.5 BA two story home<br />

situated on a 80’ x 150’ lot<br />

with ocean views.<br />

$2,829,000<br />

24 E. OCEAN AVE.,<br />

VILLAS<br />

3 BR/2 BA new<br />

construction ranch style<br />

home with a rear deck.<br />

$399,900<br />

209 APPLE BLOSSOM<br />

DR., NORTH CAPE MAY<br />

4 BR/2 BA remodeled split<br />

level home offering over<br />

1,700 sq. ft. of living space.<br />

$575,000<br />

711 KEARNEY AVE.,<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

3 BR/2.5 BA home two<br />

blocks back from<br />

the beach.<br />

$1,350,000<br />

Cape May | North Wildwood | Lower Township<br />

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record | 1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May | 609.884.1300<br />

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11/26: Christmas Tree-Lighting At La Mer Beachfront Resort<br />

Rachel, Brody<br />

Jennie, Dillon<br />

Mike, Chris<br />

Angela, Denis Ben, Alex Rose, Chris<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

Holiday<br />

FARM-TO-TABLE<br />

DINNERS<br />

Celebrate the most wonderful time of the year in the warm glow<br />

of Beach Plum Farm’s rustic, yet elegant hoop house. This multicourse<br />

meal, served family style, highlights our pasture-raised<br />

turkeys, heritage pork, winter vegetables and fresh herbs.<br />

Learn More & Reserve at<br />

BeachPlumFarmCapeMay.com<br />

140 Stevens Street<br />

West Cape May, NJ 08204<br />

December 1, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 3


Tue-Sun 11:30-10<br />

Closed Mon<br />

Live Music Wed-Sun 6-9<br />

HOLIDAY<br />

GIFT CARD SPECIAL<br />

FOR EVERY $50 PURCHASED,<br />

RECEIVE AN ADDITIONAL $10<br />

11/25-12/16<br />

THE WEST POLE<br />

Patio Christmas Bar<br />

OPENING FRI 11.25<br />

11/26: Christmas Tree-Lighting<br />

At La Mer Beachfront Resort<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Mary, Peggy, Andrew, Susan<br />

3729 Bayshore Road, North Cape May<br />

609-889-7000 • 5WestPub.com<br />

HOLIDAY GIFT CARD SPECIAL<br />

FOR EVERY $50 PURCHASED, RECEIVE AN ADDITIONAL $10<br />

AVAILABLE 11/25-12/16<br />

The Shaw family<br />

Lunch from 11-2:30 Wed-Sat<br />

Dinner from 4:30pm Mon-Sat<br />

322 Washington Street Mall, Cape May<br />

609-884-9119 TISHASFINEDINING.COM<br />

Marie Elena, Scott, Gordon<br />

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A Cape May<br />

Classic<br />

since 1926<br />

live music 10pm-1am<br />

DEC 2- FLIP N MICKEYS<br />

DEC 3 - JUMPER<br />

DEC 9 - JJ RUPP BAND<br />

DEC 10 - KARATE GARAGE<br />

DEC 16 - HIGH GIVE SWAN DIVE<br />

DEC 17 - DJ DENNY OH<br />

OPEN DAILY FOR INSIDE AND OUTSIDE DINING<br />

All Your Favorite Mug Dishes!<br />

426 WASHINGTON STREET • 609-884-3459 Follow us on Facebook<br />

OPEN DAILY + YEAR-ROUND FOR OUTDOOR,<br />

INDOOR SEATING, AND CURBSIDE PICKUP<br />

FROM 11AM to 12AM!<br />

December 1, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 5


11/26: Christmas Tree-Lighting At La Mer Beachfront Resort<br />

Ali, David, Barbra, Ali, Laura, Bob, Dick<br />

Ally, Bo, Arlo, Eliza<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

We<br />

the West Cape May Christmas Parade!<br />

As we celebrate the holiday season, we would like to thank you for your support in 2022!<br />

Construction has begun on our new Bayfront Oyster & Raw Bar- it will be amazing!<br />

Have a happy, healthy and safe holiday season and we’ll see you in the Spring!<br />

Best wishes, Brady Schoenrock & Jeff Raiczyk, Proprietors<br />

Page 6 EXIT ZERO December 1, 2022


11/26: Christmas Tree-Lighting<br />

At La Mer Beachfront Resort<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Harbor<br />

View<br />

Serving Lunch & Dinner<br />

Thurs-Sun Inside Dining<br />

The Garvey and Santoro families<br />

HAPPY HOUR<br />

Thurs & Fri<br />

3-6pm<br />

Danny, Logan, Francesca, Maddie, Steve<br />

Thursday Night:<br />

Prime Rib Special<br />

Sunday Night:<br />

Pork Loin Special<br />

Eddie, Adrianna, Molly, Sia<br />

RESTAURANT, MARINA & BAR<br />

954 Ocean Drive, Cape May<br />

609-886-5444 • HarborViewCapeMay.com<br />

December 1, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 7


The Exit Zero Information Page<br />

Everything you wanted to know about Cape May’s peppy periodical... and then some<br />

ABOUT THE MAGAZINE<br />

HOW TO... ORDER A PHOTO<br />

REQUEST A PHOTOGRAPHER<br />

SEND A VACATION PHOTO<br />

Editor & Publisher Jack Wright<br />

Digital Media Manager Kayla Jordan<br />

Content Manager Nicole James<br />

Distribution Managers Terry O’Brien,<br />

Melissa O’Donnell<br />

Photographer Aleksey Moryakov<br />

609-770-8479 / info@exitzero.com<br />

Every Thursday, Exit Zero magazine is<br />

delivered to around 300 establishments<br />

in the area. But you can get a jump<br />

on it by reading online every Tuesday<br />

morning! We also operate a retail store<br />

and restaurant (see below), located at<br />

110 Sunset Boulevard on the beautiful<br />

Cape Island.<br />

«Email us at photo@exitzero.com<br />

(write Photo Order in subject line) and<br />

tell us the date the photo appeared<br />

and on which page. Our photographer<br />

Aleksey handles all photo orders.<br />

RESERVATIONS POLICY<br />

«Email info@exitzero.com and write<br />

PHOTO REQUEST in the subject line. Or<br />

call 609-770-8479. There is no charge,<br />

but we can’t ALWAYS guarantee we will<br />

show up. Aleksey is a busy boy!<br />

READ US ONLINE<br />

«We love pictures of our magazine on<br />

vacation. Email your photos and details<br />

to info@exitzero.com and write EZ ON<br />

VACATION in the subject line. Do NOT<br />

send hard copies. They don’t print well.<br />

ADVERTISE<br />

Please note: We no longer offer<br />

subscriptions to our weekly magazine.<br />

Too many people were receiving issues<br />

very late or, in some cases, not at<br />

all. That’s all down to the vagaries of<br />

sending by bulk mail. EXCEPTION: You<br />

can pay $100 to get EZ delivered firstclass<br />

(there is a hardcore of fans who<br />

DO this!). Call 609-770-8479 if you’d like<br />

to order.<br />

EXIT ZERO HOSPITALITY<br />

«Exit Zero Filling Station is open<br />

Mon-Fri 3-9 and Sat-Sun 12-9. To make<br />

a private dining trailer reservation, visit<br />

exitzero.com/fillingstation and click the<br />

red BOOK NOW button.<br />

«You can read our issues online,<br />

courtesy of our virtual magazine reader.<br />

Just visit our website, exitzero.com, and<br />

click where it says THIS WEEK’S ISSUE.<br />

Enjoy!<br />

«This magazine is funded through<br />

advertising – so please support our<br />

advertisers! To discuss our affordable<br />

packages, contact us on 609-770-8479<br />

or write to us at info@exitzero.com.<br />

The Exit Zero Hospitality group also<br />

operate the Exit Zero Filling Station<br />

restaurant in Cape May and recently<br />

took over the concessions at Cape<br />

May-Lewes ferry terminal in North<br />

Cape May. We have launched three new<br />

restaurants — Exit Zero Ferry Station,<br />

The Lookout and Boat Drinks, plus Cafe<br />

64, a grab-and-go eatery and retail<br />

store. We have named our exciting new<br />

operation Ferry Park!<br />

If you are interested in enjoying<br />

private events at Ferry Park, from<br />

birthday parties and anniversaries to<br />

weddings (large and small), reach out<br />

to our Director of Sales, Programming<br />

and Events Krystina Kennedy, on<br />

krystina@exitzero.com.<br />

To reach us at Ferry Park, call 609-551-<br />

4209 or email us at info@exitzero.com.<br />

Page 8 EXIT ZERO December 1, 2022<br />

u WIN A $20 GIFT CERTIFICATE IN OUR FIND-THE-PHIL CONTEST<br />

We concealed our mascot Phil in an ad in this issue. Enter by emailing info@exitzero.com (put CLIPART<br />

CONTEST in subject line) with name of the ad that contains the clipart, plus your name, address and<br />

telephone number. Entries by December 8. Winner gets a $20 gift card. Winner will be posted on our<br />

Facebook page each Thursday. Here’s the exact size of the image — happy hunting!


11/26: Christmas Tree-Lighting At La Mer Beachfront Resort<br />

The Saba family<br />

Nicole, Les Bender<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

NOW TAKING TURKEY ORDERS<br />

« Turkeys can only be ordered by calling us at<br />

609.886.5121<br />

« Limited supply, so act fast!<br />

« Fresh raised in the USA all-natural turkey<br />

Open Daily 9-6<br />

609-886-5121<br />

1215 Bayshore Road,<br />

At Bates Avenue, Villas<br />

USDA Choice & Above-Custom Cut Meats<br />

& Fresh Cut-to-Order Deli Meats & Cheeses<br />

December 1, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 9


11/26: Christmas Tree-Lighting<br />

At La Mer Beachfront Resort<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Tammy, Zara, Toni, Avery, Jackie<br />

NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW!<br />

CAPEMAYBREWERY.COM | @CAPEMAYBREWCO<br />

LOCATED IN THE CAPE MAY AIRPORT | 609.849.9933<br />

Download COLLIER’S LIQUOR on the App Store<br />

today! Save 10% on your first order: SAVE10<br />

Toni, John, Steve, Ellen<br />

OUR FAMOUS WINTER WINE SALE IS BACK!<br />

SAVE 15% on 12 bottles or more. Mix and match!<br />

WINTER HOURS:<br />

Mon -Th:10-8 | Fri & Sat: 10-9 | Sun: 11-8<br />

202 JACKSON v 609-884-8488<br />

Follow us on Instagram & Facebook for Weekly Specials<br />

Page 10 EXIT ZERO December 1, 2022<br />

The Curry family


Romantic Seaside Getaway<br />

9 Luxr Guest Rooms<br />

Sering Dinner<br />

Thursday - Monday<br />

Beginning at 5pm<br />

RESERVATIONS REQUIRED<br />

Live Piano Satrday Evenings<br />

1301 Beach Avenue ǀ Cape May ǀ 609.884.9090<br />

WWW.PETERSHIELDSINN.COM<br />

December 1, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 11


11/26: Christmas Tree-Lighting<br />

At La Mer Beachfront Resort<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Paul, Ted, Maureen, Amanda<br />

Uncle Bill’s<br />

Toys for Tots & Cape May Commmunity<br />

Food Closet Drop Off Location<br />

Visit our Instagram for a list of items needed<br />

Stephanie, Jack, Jennifer<br />

ANNUAL GIFT CARD SALE! SPEND $50, GET $10<br />

am-2pm | Sat-Sun 6:30am-2pm<br />

Mon-Fri 7am<br />

BEACH & PERRY, CAPE MAY<br />

Page 12 EXIT ZERO December 1, 2022<br />

Diane, Jay, Gary, Debra


December 1, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 13


11/26: Christmas Tree-Lighting<br />

At La Mer Beachfront Resort<br />

GREAT STEAKS<br />

AND SEAFOOD<br />

DOLLAR OYSTERS<br />

Wednesday & Thursday 4-6pm<br />

At the bar<br />

The ONLY place left offering this<br />

deal! Get them while they last!<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Fran, Robby, Irene, Hansi, Rayan<br />

LIVE MUSIC<br />

Thu 7-10pm<br />

HAPPY HOUR<br />

Wed, Thu, Fri 4-6pm<br />

$2 off all Draft Beers,<br />

Glass Wines & Spirits<br />

Marco, Bella, Collen, Julie<br />

OPEN FOR DINNER<br />

WED-SAT AT 5PM<br />

615 LAFAYETTE STREET, CAPE MAY<br />

609-884-2111 • oysterbayrestaurant.com<br />

Page 14 EXIT ZERO December 1, 2022<br />

The Hewitt and Johnson clans


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Featuring Artisan Cocktails and Spirited Gifts<br />

Tastings, Tours, Entertainment and Events<br />

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Thursdays 6-9pm<br />

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LIVE MUSIC<br />

Fri-Sat 5-8pm & Sun 2-5pm<br />

HOURS:<br />

Mon-Wed 2-6pm*<br />

*RETAIL & BOTTLE sales only<br />

Thur 2-10pm<br />

Fri & Sat 12-10pm<br />

Sun 12-8pm<br />

Follow us on<br />

609-770-3381<br />

916 Shunpike Road,<br />

N Cape May<br />

NAUTISPIRITS.COM<br />

December 1, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 15


11/26: Christmas Tree-Lighting At La Mer Beachfront Resort<br />

Allana, Vivi, Susan and the Mullocks<br />

Zina, Charlie<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

Breakfast with Santa<br />

DECEMBER 3, 10, AND 17<br />

8AM-2PM<br />

Santa Claus is coming to the Pier House!<br />

Discover our special a la carte brunch menu featuring<br />

decadent breakfast delights such as Christmas<br />

Pancakes, Bananas Foster French Toast, Stuffed French<br />

Toast, Florentine Eggs Benedict, fluffy omelets, and<br />

an array of delicious lunch options.<br />

Families will delight in visiting with Santa throughout<br />

the brunch between 9:00am-1:00pm. Children are able<br />

to drop off their letters to Santa in our North Pole<br />

Mailbox all December long located in the Lobby!<br />

Reservations are required by calling (609)-898-2244.<br />

1317 BEACH AVE, CAPE MAY | CAPEMAYLAMER.COM | (609) 884-9000<br />

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Undertow<br />

Terry O’Brien’s legendary column... social satire, shameless plugs — and general self-indulgence<br />

This whole not-singing thing has been<br />

very weird. Home on the weekend?<br />

No sore throat? (No money.) What<br />

sorcery is this? It’s been great for<br />

my liver, however, as I recently went<br />

11 consecutive days without a drop of Tito’s.<br />

Eleven days is the longest I’ve gone without<br />

a drink since Covid, beating my previous<br />

record of zero days without a drink since<br />

Covid. But that all came crumbling down on<br />

Thanksgiving Eve while strolling through the<br />

North Cape May Acme in the mood for eggnog<br />

and what should appear before me but<br />

Pennsylvania Dutch boozy eggnog and my<br />

whistle was whetted. (Yes, that’s the proper<br />

spelling of whet.) Three days and three bottles<br />

later, my booze-free counter is back to zero,<br />

but my eggnog jones has been duly sated (for<br />

now) and, honestly, you’d have to drink three<br />

bottles of this stuff over a single lunch to get a<br />

buzz. Now, if you’ll pardon me, it’s lunchtime.<br />

I got in the car for magazine delivery<br />

last week and popped on 101.5 and was<br />

peeved they weren’t playing the Terry O’Brien<br />

Delivery Block (music curated just for me,<br />

your friendly neighborhood music curmudgeon).<br />

I was about to fire off an annoyed<br />

text ( your friends who go out of their way to<br />

program music at their radio station JUST<br />

FOR YOU love it when you text them with<br />

complaints at 6am) when I realized, ba-doy, it<br />

was Wednesday, not Thursday, because of the<br />

holiday. So, with a chuckle, I flipped over to<br />

WXPN, which was nice, but I didn’t feel SEEN<br />

by them like I do with WCFA.<br />

The WXPN theme was 1996, part of the<br />

whole 90s A-Z they’re planning for December<br />

and the conclusions I’ve drawn are (A) there<br />

was a lot of good music released in 1996<br />

(Alannis Morissette), and just as much terrible<br />

music (Incubus) and (B) there is nothing<br />

as off-putting to me as the idea of nothing but<br />

90s music for an entire month.<br />

Due to a scheduling snafu with the<br />

printer, I actually didn’t get out on delivery<br />

until around 11am. And everyone knows<br />

the best time to hit the road with a truckful<br />

of magazines and 120 or so stops ahead of<br />

you is noon on the day before Thanksgiving.<br />

(Pause… deep breath… release… do not DO<br />

NOT smash into that guy who just pulled out<br />

in front of you…) Not only was traffic horrendous,<br />

but I had to deal with all these people.<br />

When I go out at 3am it’s pull up, toss a bundle,<br />

pull away. At noon it’s all “hi” and “hello”<br />

and “happy Thanksgiving” and ugh who has<br />

time for all that? (Thanks. I hope you all had a<br />

good Thanksgiving, too.)<br />

Our Thanksgiving plan was to send half of<br />

us (me, Owen, half of Henry) up to my brother<br />

Mike’s in West Orange and the other half<br />

Happy Hour<br />

Thurs, Fri, Sun, Mon<br />

2:00 - 6:00pm<br />

Music Videos<br />

Tues & Weds<br />

1:00 - 8:00pm<br />

Sunday-Monday-Thursday<br />

Lunch 11:30 - 4:00 pm<br />

Dinner 4:00 - 8:00 pm<br />

Bar 11:30 - Until.....<br />

Friday - Saturday<br />

Lunch 11:30 - 4:00 pm<br />

Dinner 4:00 - 9:00 pm<br />

Bar 11:30 - Until.....<br />

Tuesdays and Wednesdays<br />

Special Bar Menus<br />

(only bar seating available, dining room closed)<br />

Food & Drink Specials all Day<br />

with<br />

Music Videos<br />

1:00pm-8:00pm<br />

Live Entertainment<br />

Friday Dec 2 Live Entertainment 7-10pm<br />

Saturday Dec 3 Live Entertainment 7-10pm<br />

Sunday Dec 4 Live Entertainment 2-5pm<br />

142 DECATUR ST ON THE WASHINGTON MALL 609-884-3449 finscapemay.com<br />

December 1, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 17


Adored by<br />

Visitors...<br />

Page 18 EXIT ZERO December 1, 2022<br />

Loved by<br />

Locals!<br />

LAST DAY FOR THE SEASON<br />

SUNDAY DECEMBER 4<br />

THANK YOU FOR A GREAT SEASON!<br />

SEE YOU IN FEBRUARY<br />

Beach & Grant 609-884-3772<br />

Welcome Fall!<br />

in need of libations for your<br />

wedding or party? Call us!<br />

Open Daily 10am-10pm | WE DELIVER<br />

Sunset & Broadway l 609-435-5052<br />

New<br />

Gluten-free<br />

options!<br />

(Cath, Jackson, the other half of<br />

Henry) up to my mother-in-law’s<br />

in Turnersville. We ended up at<br />

home eating Wawa Gobblers<br />

and watching football. Jackson<br />

got whacked with the flu and we<br />

didn’t want to pull a Mayflower<br />

and infect our friends and family.<br />

But it was cool. Thanksgiving is<br />

where your family is.<br />

One good thing about having<br />

to go inside places this week was<br />

stepping into Evolution Salon &<br />

Spa and getting hit with that barbershop<br />

smell. You know the one.<br />

Chemicals and perfume. It was<br />

lovely. (My go-to haircut when I<br />

had hair was the Jack Dempsey.<br />

It sounds bad but I was a lot more<br />

attractive back then and no one<br />

cares about your haircut when<br />

you’re good looking.)<br />

Ran into Captain John Wilsey<br />

outside Cape May Veterinarians.<br />

Finally. Dude is getting fixed.<br />

Last week I made clear my<br />

hate for the new Black Panther<br />

movie, Wakanda (felt like) Forever.<br />

However, after a brief chat with<br />

Jehovanny Nunez at Antojos,<br />

I will give it a second look. On<br />

Disney +. When it’s free.<br />

I’ve recently come to the<br />

unsettling realization that I will<br />

probably not live long enough to<br />

hit REMOVE on all my Facebook<br />

friend suggestions. But it won’t<br />

keep me from trying.<br />

The difference between generations...<br />

ME: I’m gonna take<br />

a quick shower before we head<br />

out. (Ten minutes later, showered,<br />

dressed, in the car.) The<br />

17-21-year-old sons: I’m gonna<br />

take a quick shower before we<br />

head out. (Thirty minutes later<br />

I think I hear the water shut off,<br />

but J. Cole is still blasting through<br />

the speaker and the toilet seat just<br />

went down.)<br />

The Chosen, a Christian TV<br />

show, recently released the first<br />

two episodes of its third season<br />

in theaters and it made more<br />

money than every Oscar-bait<br />

lecture-fest on the market. Two<br />

episodes. Of the third season. Of<br />

a TV show. That people can watch<br />

for free. On the heels of this, I<br />

assume Hollywood will follow<br />

with a slew of faith-based entertainment,<br />

a huge cross-section of<br />

the country is hungry for. But to<br />

be safe, I won’t hold my breath.<br />

It Happened on 5th Avenue is<br />

streaming on HBO Max. It’s an<br />

old 40s Christmas flick that is a<br />

sharp cheddar on the cheese factor,<br />

but it’s heartwarming enough<br />

and in my top-10 of comedies<br />

about homeless people.<br />

Speaking of Avenues and<br />

the number five and HBO Max,<br />

Avenue 5 is my most satisfying<br />

hate watch since the early years<br />

of Saved By the Bell.<br />

Peripheral on Amazon Prime<br />

is the perfect follow-up from the<br />

folks who brought us Westworld; it<br />

looks great and makes no sense.<br />

Season two of White Lotus<br />

(season one started out very<br />

promisingly but, to me, lost<br />

steam as it went along) is, so far,<br />

excellent. Aubrey Plaza (Parks &<br />

Rec) needs to be in everything.<br />

Facebook Fake-Out of the<br />

Week: A friend posted “Eagles<br />

sign Gronk” and for five seconds<br />

I allowed myself to believe it was<br />

true. Makes sense for the Eagles,<br />

who are down a tight end after<br />

the felonious assault on Dallas<br />

Goedert, but Gronk is probably<br />

having too good a time chilling in<br />

Florida with all the money in the<br />

world not having knee surgery to<br />

lace ’em up for the Birds. That five<br />

seconds, though…<br />

Last week I introduced my<br />

good friend, Chris Nagle (program<br />

director, WIBG), to Garth<br />

Marenghi’s Darkplace, an absurdist<br />

horror-comedy with the sensibility<br />

of Dr. Who and budget of<br />

60s Star Trek. It was my thank<br />

you for Chris introducing me<br />

to Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy<br />

about 20 years ago. (So long and<br />

thanks for all the fish, my gig signoff,<br />

comes from Hitchhiker’s.<br />

It’s what the dolphins tell us just<br />

before they leave on a spaceship<br />

and the Earth explodes.)<br />

’Til next week, don’t get<br />

caught in The Undertow.


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11/26: Christmas Tree-Lighting At La Mer Beachfront Resort<br />

The leaders of La Mer, city council and the Clauses, too!<br />

Peter, Danyelle<br />

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THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE<br />

What You Need To<br />

Know About The<br />

Food And The Vibe<br />

Meals<br />

Served<br />

Price Of<br />

Entrées<br />

Bar Or<br />

BYOB?<br />

Should I<br />

Book?<br />

Food For<br />

Kids?<br />

Other<br />

Details<br />

BEACH PLUM BAKERY AND CAFE<br />

484 W. Perry Street, Cape May<br />

(609)770-8261<br />

www.caperesorts.com<br />

Enjoy fresh, farm-to-table bakery items along with<br />

La Colombe coffee drinks. Start the morning with<br />

delicious sweet breads, muffins, scones and cookies.<br />

B<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

N/A NO YES<br />

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U<br />

BEACH PLUM FARM<br />

140 Stevens Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 602-0128<br />

www.beachplumfarmcapemay.com<br />

Enjoy the quiet beauty of this 62-acre farm in West<br />

Cape May and then indulge in the farm-to-table<br />

treats for breakfast or lunch. The soups, salads,<br />

sandwiches and juices are excellent.<br />

B, L, D<br />

VARIES<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

BYOB NO YES<br />

u b<br />

U<br />

THE BLUE PIG TAVERN<br />

200 Congress Place, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-8422<br />

www.caperesorts.com/bluepigtavern<br />

Check out why Congress Hall’s restaurant is a favorite<br />

of locals as well as hotel guests. They serve classic<br />

tavern food for breakfast, lunch or dinner, with a<br />

choice of indoor and outdoor dining.<br />

B, L, D<br />

$17-$36<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR YES YES<br />

u b<br />

U<br />

BOAT DRINKS<br />

1200 Lincoln Boulevard, North Cape May<br />

(609) 551-4209<br />

www.visitferrypark.com/boat-drinks<br />

Relax by the docks and watch the ferry boats come<br />

and go while you enjoy cool cocktails and fresh food.<br />

Have some fun at the outdoor bar and restaurant at<br />

the Cape May ferry terminal.<br />

L, D<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO NO<br />

u b<br />

U<br />

THE BOILER ROOM<br />

200 Congress Place, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-8421<br />

www.caperesorts.com/boilerroom<br />

The Boiler Room has a chic industrial vibe with<br />

exposed brickwork, stainless steel table tops and a<br />

dance floor that’s often bopping. Feast upon brickoven<br />

pizza with draft beers.<br />

L, D<br />

$10-$16<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR YES YES u<br />

THE BROWN ROOM<br />

200 Congress Place, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-8422<br />

www.caperesorts.com/brownroom<br />

Congress Hall’s lounge got a very groovy, very sexy<br />

renovation. The bar was enlarged (and moved) and<br />

there are all sorts of seating nooks from which to<br />

enjoy great drinks and a great vibe.<br />

Bar Menu<br />

and<br />

Cocktails<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO NO u<br />

CAFE 64<br />

1200 Lincoln Boulevard, North Cape May<br />

(609)551-4209<br />

www.visitferrypark.com/cafe-64<br />

CAPE MAY FISH MARKET<br />

408 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 770-3790<br />

capemayfishmarket.com<br />

DELANEY’S IRISH PUB & GRILL<br />

400 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 770-8559<br />

www.delaneyscapemay.com<br />

Step inside the new eatery and retail store at the<br />

Cape May ferry terminal. Enjoy a quick meal or snack<br />

before hopping on the ferry and shop all the Exit Zero<br />

and new Ferry Park Swag!<br />

Comfy joint in the middle of the mall, featuring a raw<br />

bar, surf-n-turf entrées, sandwiches and burgers, plus<br />

outside tables for some great people-watching!<br />

As you’d expect of an Irish pub, this is the place to get<br />

Guinness and good pub grub. The burgers and meat<br />

pies have been receiving rave reviews.<br />

B, L, D<br />

L, D<br />

L, D<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

$12-$36<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

$12-$25<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

N/A NO YES<br />

BYOB NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

b<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

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DOGTOOTH<br />

100 East Taylor Avenue, Wildwood<br />

(609) 522-8383<br />

www.dogtoothbar.com<br />

Good food, good beer and great times! Stop in for<br />

happy hour to enjoy food and drink specials along<br />

with live music. And don’t forget to ask about their<br />

draft list for a cold one!<br />

L, D<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

THE EAT WELL<br />

508 Townbank Road, North Cape May<br />

(609) 600-7077<br />

www.eatwellcapemay.com<br />

Focused on community, this restaurant provides<br />

fresh homemade food made from local ingredients,<br />

including fresh-baked artisan breads.<br />

L, D<br />

$7-$17<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

BYOB NO YES<br />

b U<br />

H<br />

KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season<br />

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Around The Avenues And Alleyways Of Cool Cape May<br />

After a surprise birthday party for Maria Walters, the crew of Bathtime posed on the Washington Street Mall.<br />

PHOTOGRAPH BY JOHN COOKE<br />

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What You Need To<br />

Know About The<br />

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Meals<br />

Served<br />

Price Of<br />

Entrées<br />

Bar Or<br />

BYOB?<br />

Should I<br />

Book?<br />

Food For<br />

Kids?<br />

THE EBBITT ROOM<br />

25 Jackson Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-5700<br />

www.caperesorts.com/ebbittroom<br />

Enjoy your meal on The Ebbitt Room porch,<br />

overlooking tree-lined Jackson Street, or take in the<br />

buzzy vibe of the dining room and bar.<br />

D<br />

$28-$38<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR YES NO u<br />

EL PUEBLO TAQUERIA<br />

3704 Bayshore Road, North Cape May<br />

(609) 600-3793<br />

www.elpueblotaqueria.com<br />

Located in North Cape May and their newest<br />

location on the Cape May beachfront, serving up<br />

affordable and authentic Mexican dishes made from<br />

only the freshest ingredients.<br />

L, D<br />

$9-$16<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

BYOB NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

E. M. HEMINGWAY’S<br />

1045 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-5611<br />

www.hemingwayscapemay.com<br />

Casual and family-friendly, E. M. Hemingway’s offers<br />

fine seafood, prime beef and excellent specials. All<br />

right across from the beachfront. Great place to<br />

watch sports, too.<br />

B, L, D<br />

$15-$38<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

EXIT ZERO FERRY STATION<br />

1200 Lincoln Boulevard, North Cape May<br />

(609) 551-4209<br />

www.visitferrypark.com<br />

A cool vibe paired with a crazy fusion of flavors is<br />

what you can expect at the waterfront sibling of Exit<br />

Zero Filling Station.<br />

L, D<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

EXIT ZERO FILLING STATION<br />

110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May<br />

(609) 770-8479<br />

www.exitzero.com<br />

Thai and Indian food, plus there are some fun<br />

American dishes, too and great burgers. Enjoy drafts<br />

and cans from Cape May Brewing Co plus some<br />

seriously crafty cocktails.<br />

L, D<br />

$15-$29<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

FINS BAR & GRILLE<br />

142 Decatur Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-3449<br />

www.finscapemay.com<br />

Inside, enjoy the exciting maritime-themed decor<br />

inside. Outside, you can enjoy eating out in the<br />

middle of Decatur Street, under the canopy.<br />

L, D<br />

$17-$37<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

b<br />

H U<br />

5 WEST PUB<br />

3729 Bayshore Road, North Cape May<br />

(609) 889-7000<br />

www.5westpub.com<br />

410 BANK STREET<br />

410 Bank Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-2127<br />

www.c410bankstreet.com<br />

This hotspot is a gastropub from the owners of Tisha’s.<br />

Here you’ll enjoy the same high-quality food and<br />

high-quality service, in a relaxed atmosphere.<br />

Enjoy French New Orleans cuisine with a Caribbean<br />

flair inside this historic 1840 Carriage house. Choose<br />

from seafood, steaks and other culinary creations from<br />

their carefully curated menu.<br />

L, D<br />

D<br />

$6-$20<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

BYOB YES YES u<br />

GEORGE’S PLACE<br />

3001 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-6088<br />

www.kararestaurantgroup.com<br />

This local legend of an eatery serves up their signature<br />

breakfast items, mouth-watering lunches and<br />

generous dinners all in a welcoming and relaxed<br />

environment.<br />

B, L, D<br />

$8-$27<br />

CASH ONLY<br />

BYOB NO YES b H<br />

GRANA BYOB<br />

413 S. Broadway, Cape May<br />

granabyob.com<br />

Chef Carl Messick has taken over what was once<br />

Godmother’s and transformed it into a relaxed, finedining<br />

restaurant. Exquisite dishes featuring seasonal<br />

and sustainable ingredients. Opening soon!<br />

D<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

BYOB YES NO b<br />

HARBOR VIEW<br />

954 Ocean Drive<br />

(609) 884-5444<br />

www.harborviewcapemay.com<br />

A locals’ favorite for a reason. There’s a Key West vibe,<br />

good food, regular entertainment, and the views are<br />

spectacular.<br />

L, D<br />

$6-$30<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season<br />

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What You Need To<br />

Know About The<br />

Food And The Vibe<br />

Meals<br />

Served<br />

Price Of<br />

Entrées<br />

Bar Or<br />

BYOB?<br />

Should I<br />

Book?<br />

Food For<br />

Kids?<br />

HARPOONS ON THE BAY<br />

91 Beach Drive, North Cape May<br />

(609) 886-5529<br />

www.harpoonsonthebay.com<br />

HARRY’S OCEAN BAR AND GRILLE<br />

1025 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-2779<br />

www.harryscapemay.com<br />

ICCARA ITALIAN BISTRO<br />

311 Mansion Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-0200<br />

www.iccaracapemay.com<br />

JARDIN<br />

653 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 435-5458<br />

www.thehughinn.com/jardin-restaurant<br />

JERSEY GIRL<br />

3601 Atlantic Avenue, Wildwood<br />

(609) 523-1800<br />

www.jerseygirlkitchen.com<br />

JOE’S FISH CO.<br />

2501 Boardwalk, Wildwood<br />

(609) 729-3700<br />

www.moreyspiers.com<br />

JUMBO’S<br />

3501 Boardwalk, Wildwood<br />

(609) 729-3700<br />

www.moreyspiers.com<br />

THE LOBSTER HOUSE<br />

Fisherman’s Wharf, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-8296<br />

www.thelobsterhouse.com<br />

THE LOOKOUT<br />

1200 Lincoln Boulevard, North Cape May<br />

(609) 551-4209<br />

www.visitferrypark.com/the-lookout<br />

LOUISA’S CAFE<br />

104 Jackson Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-5882<br />

www.louisascapemay.com<br />

LUCKY BONES<br />

1200 Route 109, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-BONE<br />

www.luckybonesgrill.com<br />

A little slice of paradise on the bay, enjoy dishes<br />

with Caribbean flair, listen to a few jam bands and<br />

watch spectacular sunsets while sipping a cocktail or<br />

domestic draft.<br />

This year brings new ownership to the beachfront<br />

restaurant and bar. Rooftop dining, live music, fresh<br />

local seafood and signature orange crushes — the<br />

fun awaits!<br />

Just steps from the Washington Street Mall, Iccara<br />

Italian Bistro & Seafood brings you the fresh flavors of<br />

Italy in a charming, welcoming atmosphere.<br />

Enjoy an eco-mindful and restorative dining<br />

experience. This restaurant stewards the earthforward<br />

approach using hyper-local ingredients to<br />

serve delicious seasonal dishes.<br />

A Jersey Shore classic serving brunch and dinner.<br />

Visit their full bar mixing up specialty Jersey-themed<br />

cocktails, craft beer, and much more. Enjoy indoor<br />

and outdoor dining with an expanded patio.<br />

Offering fresh seafood and a variety of burgers,<br />

sandwiches, salads and apps. Make sure to grab a<br />

stool upstairs overlooking Surfside Pier and enjoy<br />

local craft beer and signature cocktails.<br />

Enjoy reimagined boardwalk classics in a family<br />

friendly outdoor atmosphere overlooking the<br />

Wildwood beaches and Mariner’s Pier.<br />

Take-out, fish market, restaurant, raw bar, breakfast,<br />

dinner... The Lobster House has it all. Drinks on the<br />

Schooner American before dinner is a must-do Cape<br />

May experience.<br />

Enjoy wicked waterfront sunset views, delicacies from<br />

land and sea, handcrafted cocktails and really good<br />

wines, located on the second floor of the Cape May<br />

ferry terminal.<br />

The menu features all regional fare including fish,<br />

vegetables, fruits and herbs from Beach Plum Farm<br />

and other New Jersey farms. They also offer some fun<br />

sweets next door at the Chocolate Shop.<br />

A huge hit and locals’ favorite for a reason. Excellent<br />

food (the thin-crust pizzas are excellent), great bar<br />

vibe and service. Lucky Bones gets it right every time.<br />

L, D<br />

B, L, D<br />

D<br />

D<br />

L, D<br />

L, D<br />

L, D<br />

L, D<br />

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Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

D, AE<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

D, AE<br />

$25-$39<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

D, AE<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

D<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

Cards:<br />

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AE, D<br />

Cards:<br />

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AE, D<br />

$5-$48.50<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

BYOB YES YES<br />

BYOB YES NO<br />

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L, D CASH ONLY BYOB YES NO b H<br />

L, D<br />

$6-$25<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR<br />

For tables<br />

of eight or<br />

less<br />

YES<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season<br />

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Jeff, Barb<br />

Cheryl, Cuz Ray<br />

Jack, Lynn Carl, Mark Mayor Zack Mullock<br />

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Bring the<br />

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hiring for all Winter<br />

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November 25, 2022 — January 1, 2023<br />

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What You Need To<br />

Know About The<br />

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Meals<br />

Served<br />

Price Of<br />

Entrées<br />

Bar Or<br />

BYOB?<br />

Should I<br />

Book?<br />

Food For<br />

Kids?<br />

MAD BATTER<br />

19 Jackson Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-5970<br />

www.madbatter.com<br />

It’s the original fine dining restaurant in Cape May.<br />

The food is always creative and the breakfasts and<br />

brunches, hard to beat — hence the lines.<br />

B, L, D<br />

$26-$37<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

b<br />

H<br />

MAGNOLIA ROOM<br />

301 Howard Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-8409<br />

www.chalfonte.com/the-magnolia-room<br />

Old-fashioned southern cuisine providing ultimate<br />

comfort inside the historic Chalfonte Hotel. Eat inside<br />

or on the veranda — there’s nothing more Southern<br />

than spending the evening in a rocking chair.<br />

B, D<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

FULL BAR YES YES<br />

b<br />

H<br />

MARIO’S PIZZA<br />

Washington Commons<br />

(609) 884-0085<br />

www.mariosofcapemay.com<br />

Homemade specialties and secret sauces, from classic<br />

pizza (using homemade dough daily) to paninis, garlic<br />

knots and pasta dishes.<br />

L, D<br />

$6-$20<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

BYOB NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

MAYER’S TAVERN<br />

894 3rd Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 435-5078<br />

www.mayerstavern.com<br />

The legendary harborfront dive bar reopened with<br />

a smart renovation undertaken by the Laudeman<br />

family. But the character remains, along with those<br />

fried scallops.<br />

D<br />

$15-$19<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

MUDHEN<br />

127 W. Rio Grande Avenue, Wildwood<br />

(609) 846-7918<br />

www.mudhenbrew.com<br />

Sip on craft beers inside this rustic brewpub while<br />

enjoying delicious and casual fare including their<br />

BBQ smokehouse menu, juicy burgers and specialty<br />

mac-and-cheese dishes. Great outdoor space!<br />

L, D<br />

$14-$35<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

OCEAN VIEW<br />

Beach and Grant Avenues, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-3772<br />

www.oceanviewrestaurant.com<br />

A large and very reliable menu. Classic diner food,<br />

oversized portions, and very reasonably priced. A<br />

locals’ favorite for a reason.<br />

B, L<br />

$9-$30<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

BYOB NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

OUT THERE COFFEE<br />

315 Ocean Street, Cape May<br />

www.outtherecoffee.com<br />

Start every morning with their home-roasted coffee,<br />

super-food lattes, gluten free baked goods and<br />

varieties of toasts and frozen drinks.<br />

Pastries,<br />

toast and<br />

snacks<br />

$5-$10<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

N/A NO YES<br />

b<br />

H U<br />

OYSTER BAY<br />

615 Lafayette Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-2111<br />

www.oysterbayrestaurant.com<br />

Eat in the lovely, airy dining room or in the adjoining<br />

bar area with a fun vibe. There’s also a daily bar<br />

menu, happy hour, great martinis and classic,<br />

generous dishes.<br />

D<br />

$12-$29<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

FULL BAR YES YES<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

PEACE PIE<br />

326 Carpenter’s Lane, Cape May<br />

(609) 435-5321<br />

www.peacepieworld.com<br />

Enjoy gourmet ice-cream sandwiches and signature<br />

Peace Pie squares made with your favorite flavors of<br />

ice cream.<br />

Dessert<br />

$6<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

N/A NO YES<br />

b<br />

H<br />

PETER SHIELDS INN<br />

1301 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-9090<br />

www.petershieldsinn.com<br />

The Georgian Revival mansion is magnificent and<br />

the modern American menu matches it all the way.<br />

Bring your own favorite wine for a singular dining<br />

experience on the beachfront.<br />

D<br />

$22-$39<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, D<br />

BYOB YES NO H<br />

PIER HOUSE<br />

1317 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 898-2244<br />

www.capemaylamer.com<br />

This chic, airy restaurant, steps from the beach, is<br />

housed in La Mer Beachfront Resort, serving up<br />

Mediterranean-influenced dishes. The patio is the<br />

perfect place to enjoy the ocean breezes.<br />

B, L, D<br />

$12-$48<br />

Cards:<br />

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Bird Droppings<br />

Dispatches from the nation’s birdwatching capital… by Seymore Thanu<br />

When it comes to autumn migration,<br />

I am about the last person<br />

to call it a season. Even now, in<br />

late November, there are birds<br />

still migrating south and will be<br />

until February, when the last migrating Redthroated<br />

Loons pass. A heavy snow fall farther<br />

north will prompt wintering Red-tailed<br />

Hawks to head south in search of open areas<br />

where voles are more easily seen.<br />

When the Great Lakes freeze, Red-necked<br />

Grebes, Lesser Scaup and other hardy ducks<br />

are forced to find open water. It might be salty,<br />

but in Cape May have open water all winter.<br />

When winter finch exhaust food stocks in<br />

the north, they are forced to relocate. I’ve seen<br />

hordes of hungry Common Redpoll coming in<br />

off the ocean as late as February and piling up<br />

on the beach. Have your thistle feeders filled.<br />

But in November and December, bird migration<br />

remains contingent upon the passage of<br />

a cold front and its resulting northwest winds.<br />

Good pushes of migrating Red-tailed Hawks<br />

are possible into December given sunny skies<br />

and bird-driving northwest winds. I believe I<br />

have spent half my life waiting for northwest<br />

winds and their tribute of migrating hawks.<br />

All in all, a life well spent.<br />

As I write this, tomorrow promises to be<br />

a day blessed with northwest winds and I am<br />

anticipating the flight of the season. Hawks,<br />

waterfowl, late-season songbirds like robins<br />

and waxwings. Anybody can be a birder in<br />

September when temperatures are warm, and<br />

woodlands buzz with migrating warblers.<br />

Last week, we had three Golden Eagles in<br />

a single morning and three Tundra Swans that<br />

set their wings and settled into Bunker Pond.<br />

Tomorrow temperatures will be below the<br />

threshold of insect comfort but won’t prevent<br />

Tree Swallows from gliding over Bunker Pond<br />

looking for pond-warmed insects to inhale.<br />

Northwest winds push birds close to<br />

shore but foul your windshield. The tiny pallid<br />

sandpipers on the beach are Sanderling.<br />

The dark ones flushed off the ship and jetty by<br />

waves are Purple Sandpipers, a hardy shorebird<br />

that has the distinction of wintering farther<br />

north than any sandpiper. Where most<br />

of their kin sit out the winter on tropical and<br />

subtropical flats, Purple Sand seek out rocky<br />

coastlines north to Greenland. It’s an energetic<br />

tossup. Stay north where conditions are<br />

harsh or invest the energy and migrate south.<br />

There is no perfect answer and different birds<br />

make different choices. It’s all about reducing<br />

risk and finding food so come next spring you<br />

are fit enough to move your genes forward.<br />

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THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE<br />

What You Need To<br />

Know About The<br />

Food And The Vibe<br />

Meals<br />

Served<br />

Price Of<br />

Entrées<br />

Bar Or<br />

BYOB?<br />

Should I<br />

Book?<br />

Food For<br />

Kids?<br />

PIGDOG BEACH BAR<br />

3501 Boardwalk, Wildwood<br />

(609) 729-3700<br />

www.moreyspiers.com<br />

POPPI’S<br />

4709 New Jersey Avenue, Wildwood<br />

(609) 600-3964<br />

www.poppisbrickoven.com<br />

PROVENCE<br />

2 North Main Street, CM Court House<br />

(609) 884-4948<br />

www.provencecapemay.com<br />

QUINCY’S LOBSTER ROLLS<br />

320 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 600-3571<br />

www.quincysoriginal.com<br />

RIO STATION<br />

3505 Route 9 South, Rio Grande<br />

(609) 889-2000<br />

www.riostation.com<br />

RUSTY NAIL<br />

205 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-0017<br />

www.caperesorts.com<br />

SALTWATER CAFE<br />

1231 NJ-109<br />

(609) 884-2403<br />

www.saltwatercafecapemay.com<br />

SAPORE ITALIANO<br />

416 South Broadway, West Cape May<br />

(609) 600-1422<br />

www.saporeitalianorestaurant.com<br />

SEASALT<br />

1035 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-7000<br />

www.capemayoceanclubhotel.com<br />

SHAMONE<br />

200 Congress Place, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-8421<br />

www.kararestaurantgroup.com<br />

STUBBORN BROTHERS<br />

2701 Boardwalk, Wildwood<br />

(609) 729-3700<br />

www.moreyspiers.com<br />

It’s family friendly, dog friendly and the best BBQ spot<br />

on the beach. The beach bar offers games for everyone<br />

to enjoy and serves up cool summer cocktails and a<br />

range of domestic and imports.<br />

Enjoy their old-world recipes in a relaxed atmosphere<br />

with rustic charm. They select the finest local ingredients<br />

for each dish and welcome your family to be a<br />

part of their family.<br />

Experience exquisite French cuisine that can only be<br />

described as a beautifully choreographed synergy of<br />

food, flavors and techniques, plated with undeniable<br />

flair and whimsey.<br />

Bringing a little taste of New England to Cape May.<br />

Indulge in classic lobster rolls, lobster salads, crab<br />

rolls and other quick-bite favorites at either of their<br />

locations including Beach Avenue.<br />

New owners Bill and Megan Bumbernick bring their<br />

restaurant chops all the way from the Surfing Pig in<br />

North Wildwood to the Rio. They’ll continue serving<br />

excellent food with the same friendly service.<br />

Beachfront dining at its coolest. Grab a spot in the<br />

sand, gather around the firepit, or sit at their indoor<br />

or outdoor bar while you feast on seriously good eats<br />

and drinks.<br />

Take in wonderful views of the waterfront while you<br />

enjoy delicious breakfast and lunch options on the<br />

harbor.<br />

Located in a magnificent Victorian mansion, with<br />

plenty of outdoor dining, and the food does it justice.<br />

Excellent Italian food and a lovely family-style<br />

ambience.<br />

Inspired by the ocean, and just steps away, this<br />

beachfront restaurant’s menu focuses on locally<br />

sourced seafood and signature craft cocktails.<br />

Take pleasure in an unlimited brunch or a 15-course<br />

tasting menu for dinner at Cape May’s only tapasstyle<br />

restaurant!<br />

This spot is great for the whole family to come eat,<br />

drink, laugh, and settle their family disputes. Enjoy<br />

ocean views, great food and ice-cold brews on the<br />

boardwalk.<br />

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Happy Holidays!<br />

Joe<br />

Canal’s<br />

OF CAPE MAY<br />

DISCOUNT Liquor Outlet<br />

Visit joe-canals.com - click on Cape May location<br />

to place orders for curbside pickup.<br />

918 RTE 9, CAPE MAY @ END OF PARKWAY • 609-884-7676<br />

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THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE<br />

What You Need To<br />

Know About The<br />

Food And The Vibe<br />

Meals<br />

Served<br />

Price Of<br />

Entrées<br />

Bar Or<br />

BYOB?<br />

Should I<br />

Book?<br />

Food For<br />

Kids?<br />

TACO CABALLITO TEQUILERIA<br />

429 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-4800<br />

www. tacocaballitotequileria.com<br />

Formerly Cabanas Beach Bar & Grille, their reinvented<br />

concept lets you enjoy authentic Mexican dishes and<br />

handcrafted margaritas made with artisanal tequilas.<br />

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TISHA’S<br />

318 Washington Street Mall, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-9119<br />

www.tishasfinedining.com<br />

This local favorite serves delicious food for lunch and<br />

dinner. And they have a pet-firendly patio too. Check<br />

out their sister restaurant, 5 West Pub, too.<br />

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TOMMY’S FOLLY CAFE<br />

200 Congress Place, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-6566<br />

www.caperesorts.com<br />

Filled with everything you need to keep you going<br />

all day long. Enjoy fresh-brewed La Colombe coffee,<br />

specialty drinks and an assortment of baked goods<br />

and breakfast paninis.<br />

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THE UGLY MUG<br />

426 Washington Street Mall, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-3459<br />

A Cape May legend. Inside, you’ll enjoy a classic<br />

pub atmosphere. Outside, it’s a great spot for<br />

people watching. Check their ad for upcoming live<br />

entertainment.<br />

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UNCLE BILL’S PANCAKE HOUSE<br />

Beach Avenue and Perry, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-7199<br />

Reliably good food — there is a reason why people<br />

wait in line. You can sit outside with ocean and beach<br />

views — and dine with your dog if the weather is<br />

nice.<br />

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UNION PARK<br />

Beach Avenue and Howard Street<br />

(609) 884-8811<br />

www.unionparkdiningroom.com<br />

Fine dining in a classic old hotel, where both the<br />

decor and the food are inspired. Voted one of the<br />

best restaurants in the state by New Jersey Monthly<br />

magazine.<br />

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VIGGIANO’S ON SUNSET<br />

109 Sunset Blvd, West Cape May<br />

(609) 435-5026<br />

www.viggianosbyob.com<br />

A new family-friendly Italian restaurant, from the<br />

same owners as the popular Conshocken restaurant.<br />

Expect classic Italian food done right and a welcome<br />

as hearty as the pasta dishes.<br />

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VINCENZO’S LITTLE ITALY<br />

3704 Bayshore Road, North Cape May<br />

(609) 889-6610<br />

www.vincenzoslittleitaly.com<br />

VINTAGE<br />

1048 Washington Street<br />

609-224-6064<br />

www.capemaymac.org<br />

WASHINGTON INN<br />

801 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-5697<br />

www.washingtoninn.com<br />

If you want to bring the family for a fine and fun<br />

Italian meal, look no further. The kids will love it.<br />

Excellent pasta dishes, and they’ve recently expanded<br />

their pizzeria.<br />

The newest addition to the grounds of the Emlen<br />

Physick Estate. Cape May MAC partnered with the<br />

folks behind George’s Place to create a modern,<br />

eclectic and delicious dining experience.<br />

Superb gourmet food, and a cool-but-cozy bar. Check<br />

out an amazing wine list of over 10,000 bottles;<br />

they’ve got the largest wine cellar in South Jersey.<br />

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314 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 898-2009<br />

www.kararestaurantgroup.com<br />

Another fine eating experience from the Kara Group.<br />

Enjoy brunch and dinner in this cozy beachfront<br />

eatery. Their lobster brunch is one of the more<br />

innovative menu creations in town.<br />

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The Theater Column<br />

By arts columnist Tom Sims<br />

This holiday season, three one-person<br />

shows in Cape May will help you discover<br />

just how much cheer one person<br />

can bring. Here is a preview.<br />

One-person shows are nothing<br />

new. Ancient tribes all had one person<br />

who likely told the stories passed down from<br />

generation to generation, according to historian<br />

John Gentile’s book “Cast of One: One<br />

Person Shows from the Chautauqua Platform<br />

to Broadway.” One of my favorites was Edgar<br />

Allen Poe, who would recite his work for<br />

audiences in “platform performances” in the<br />

1840s. Ten years later, another performer took<br />

America by storm performing his work —<br />

Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol.”<br />

Cape May Stage has brought “One<br />

Christmas Carol” to town, and Douglas Baker<br />

has been charming audiences in this oneman<br />

show. The theater describes this show<br />

as a “one-man tour de force. Dickens’ famous<br />

story about selfishness and selflessness is<br />

stripped down to its bare essence, forgoing<br />

the usual opulence of the holidays and focusing<br />

on what is of utmost importance during<br />

the season.” The show runs through December<br />

30 at the Robert Shackleton Theater. More<br />

info is available at www.capemaystage.org.<br />

Next, hop a trolley to enjoy amazing<br />

holiday ghost stories. East Lynne Theater<br />

and Cape May MAC host Amanda Brinlee<br />

who will captivate audiences in Ghosts of<br />

Christmas Past Trolley Rides, which run<br />

through December 23. Amanda helped ELTC<br />

bring “Poe by Candlelight” to the stage in<br />

October, and she is sure to please this season.<br />

Contact MAC for tickets at 609-884-5404.<br />

ELTC’s Gayle Stahlhuth makes her<br />

final performance as Artistic Director. In<br />

“Christmas Presents from the Past,” she brings<br />

three holiday classics to the stage including<br />

one of my personal favorites, O. Henry’s “Gift<br />

of the Magi.” Other stories include Nathaniel<br />

Hawthorne’s “Snow Image” and Mary<br />

Wilkins Freeman’s “Christmas Masquerade.”<br />

Gayle has been a Cape May treasure since<br />

joining ELTC in the late 1980s. Stahlhuth,<br />

with husband Lee O’Connor, produced over<br />

120 shows for ELTC. In 2016, she was honored<br />

for her years of theater work by The<br />

National Association of Professional Women.<br />

This show runs through December 10 at the<br />

Cape May Presbyterian Church. Call 609-<br />

884-5898 or visit www.eastlynnetheater.org.<br />

One person can make an impact, both<br />

on stage and in life. This holiday season, see<br />

what impact these actors have on your holiday<br />

mood! Then spread some cheer yourself.<br />

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6. Sales<br />

7. Barbie<br />

9. The Cheese Shop<br />

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ACROSS<br />

8. Credit<br />

9. Toys For Tots<br />

11. Discount Deck<br />

12. Spree<br />

13. Bow<br />

15. Just For Laughs<br />

17. Flying Fish<br />

18. Presents<br />

19. Stocking Stuffers<br />

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What could she be talking about?<br />

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Your morning coffee need not be<br />

boring ever again.<br />

Watch your civil<br />

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your coffee cools.<br />

The Seber family<br />

Wipe the smile off<br />

that cat as you sip<br />

your morning brew.<br />

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The Activity Column<br />

Catherine Dugan’s guide to getting out there... this week, celebrate the start to the holiday season!<br />

Since long before our holiday scripts<br />

were written by Charles Dickens,<br />

Clement C. Moore and the Coca<br />

Cola Company, humans have valued<br />

annual rituals. According to archaeologist<br />

Sheila Coulson, we’ve been doing it<br />

for 70,000 years. In Botswana, Coulson found<br />

evidence of a ritual celebrating the python creation<br />

myth, which involved a large sculpture<br />

of a python housing a chamber from which a<br />

priest could speak to celebrants. Though there<br />

were sacrificial arrowheads surrounding the<br />

statue, there is no evidence of squabbling over<br />

who ate the last of the mashed potatoes, or<br />

which sibling was Mom’s favorite.<br />

This ancient celebratory site suggests<br />

that ritual and tradition have always been<br />

important. Tradition connects us to our family,<br />

our community and to the world. Rituals<br />

help to mark the passage of time, to cheer<br />

us up by making Tuesday feel different from<br />

Sunday, and to remind us in November that<br />

May will come again. Cape May is full of holiday<br />

traditions, and whether you join in or just<br />

absorb the atmosphere, they help to make late<br />

autumn the most wonderful time of the year.<br />

Start off with the West Cape May<br />

Christmas Parade, scheduled for December<br />

3 at 5pm. This volunteer-run, locals-focused<br />

event is welcoming to visitors and provides<br />

the kind of charm you might find in Bedford<br />

Falls. Dress for the weather, bring your<br />

patience, and remember that there are kids<br />

around. This is a very popular night in town,<br />

so make hotel and dinner reservations, and<br />

give yourself time to walk to your restaurant.<br />

December 3 is also Wassail Day at Historic<br />

Cold Spring Village. Stroll the paths of the village<br />

from 11am to 2pm and “enjoy live music,<br />

hot beverages and holiday treats.” Admission<br />

is $5. Visit the Country Store for unusual<br />

stocking stuffers. Wagon rides will be available<br />

for $3. Visit hcsv.org for more. Find more<br />

unique gifts at the Nature Center’s Christmas<br />

Market from 10am to 3pm, December 3 and 4.<br />

This free market features hand-crafted items,<br />

local artwork and hot chocolate.<br />

Treat yourself to a holiday trolley tour,<br />

celebrating the best of Cape May. If you haven’t<br />

taken a trolley tour since your college<br />

student rode with Mrs. Claus, perhaps it’s<br />

time to ride again. Visit capemaymac.org and<br />

scan their tour options. Also, Congress Hall<br />

brings the magic back with its annual Winter<br />

Wonderland featuring Breakfast with Santa,<br />

train and carousel rides, an outdoor market,<br />

and crafts from November 25 through January<br />

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PATRICIA<br />

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Jewelers<br />

11/18: Annual NextGen<br />

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PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

OPEN DAILY 12-5<br />

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Joe, Bill, Rayan, Charlie, Sue<br />

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Zoe, Kelly, Mike, Trav, Ben, James, Cristina, Michaela


11/18: Annual NextGen<br />

Fun-raiser At Carney’s<br />

Celebrate Cape Island This Christmas!<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

2022 Beach Tag<br />

Christmas Tree Ornaments<br />

Upcycled Retro Beach Tag<br />

Christmas Tree Ornament Packs<br />

Maryann, Gail, Christian<br />

Beach Tag<br />

Gift Boxes<br />

Buy now: jerseycapetags.com/beachtagproducts<br />

Sales generate revenue and training opportunities for Jersey<br />

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disability, youth, workfoce development, and veteran services.<br />

Sue, Kim, Laurie, Tina<br />

Open DAILY 10:30am-5:00pm<br />

Cape May’s Full-Service Jeweler<br />

Offering Custom Designs,<br />

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Kerrie, Hope, Maureen<br />

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Shop online at trinketscapemay.com<br />

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11/18: Annual NextGen Fun-raiser At Carney’s<br />

Jane, Dan<br />

Sam, Terri<br />

Megan, Kris<br />

Vann, Debbie Nono, Lorie Jess, Tayler<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

December 1, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 47


11/18: Annual NextGen Fun-raiser At Carney’s<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Aimee, Lexie<br />

Chad, Stacy, Cristina, Melissa, Kevin, Todd, Sarah<br />

Jacki, Kristin<br />

Joe, Tina, Kim<br />

Aaron Larkin, Matt Senico, Paul Farnan<br />

Amy, Sam<br />

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Debbi, Rayan, Megan<br />

Nicole, Christa


The Answer Lady invites inquiries from<br />

gentle readers on all manner of relationship<br />

quandaries, matters of the<br />

heart and ethics. If you’d like to send<br />

a query, write to info@exitzero.us. Or,<br />

simply sit back, enjoy a cup of coffee and contemplate<br />

the wisdom herein.<br />

Dear Answer Lady<br />

I am turning 30 next month and want<br />

to have a party, but I don’t have the money.<br />

My plan is to invite everyone to my favorite<br />

restaurant, and everybody pays for their own<br />

meal. My boyfriend says that’s “crazy, rude<br />

and inconsiderate.” I don’t see it that way.<br />

We’ll all be together and that’s what matters<br />

to me. He says if I insist on a Dutch Treat<br />

birthday, that I should tell them no presents.<br />

Why shouldn’t they buy me a gift? He refuses<br />

to talk about it and told me to “do whatever<br />

you want. You will anyway.” I think this is so<br />

unfair. Plus, he says it makes him feel bad that<br />

he can’t afford to give me a party. We are still in<br />

college and working part-time. Tell me what to<br />

do. — Birthday Gone Bad<br />

The Answer Lady<br />

Wise answers to perplexing questions<br />

Dear Birthday<br />

So many issues here. First, your beau is<br />

hyper considerate, and you a bit challenged<br />

in that area. Your idea is not crazy but could<br />

be considered rude if it’s not communicated<br />

properly. Why not gather at friendly bar like<br />

the Ugly Mug or Delaney’s? You can order a<br />

couple trays of hors d’oeuvres which will not<br />

break the bank. Your guests will pay for their<br />

own drinks and a good time will be had by all.<br />

Dear Answer Lady<br />

My two adult children moved back home<br />

during COVID and because they both work<br />

remotely, they are saving a lot of money living<br />

here. We don’t ask them to contribute, but we<br />

make sure they are saving their money so they<br />

can buy their own home, hopefully without a<br />

mortgage. That is our dream for them. It has<br />

been working out beautifully. But, when we<br />

get takeout, they never reach into their pocket<br />

and pay. It’s a small thing, but really irks their<br />

father and me. We don’t want to make a big<br />

thing of it but how do we handle it? — Stiffed<br />

Dear Stiffed<br />

The Answer Lady can think of one way.<br />

Nicely tell them. It is not a small thing because<br />

contributing to the community — in this case<br />

your family — is as important as saving for<br />

the future. You don’t want them thinking that<br />

the world is a free ride. Next time you order a<br />

brick-oven pizza from Lucky Bones, have them<br />

pick it up. Do not reach into your pocket. When<br />

they say something, that is your door to have a<br />

chat about fairness and responsibility.<br />

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11/12: Geno White Trio At<br />

End Of The Road Theater<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Michael, Seth, Geno<br />

Toni<br />

Susan, Elan<br />

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Mike, Liz<br />

Curt, Karen


11/12: Geno White Trio At<br />

End Of The Road Theater<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Kathleen, Emily<br />

AVIATION MUSEUM<br />

TEMPORARILY CLOSED<br />

FOR ROOF REPLACEMENT<br />

Garry, Ann — drove 75 miles to see Geno White Trio<br />

Norton, Dave, Sandi, Jim, Doug, Russ<br />

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11/12: Geno White Trio At<br />

End Of The Road Theater<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

CAPE MAY RADIO<br />

WCFA 101.5 FM<br />

is Cape May’s community<br />

radio station, owned and<br />

operated by the 501(c)(3)<br />

non-profit Center for<br />

Community Arts located in<br />

Cape May, New Jersey.<br />

Geoff, Kathy<br />

Louise, Susan, Sandy<br />

Dave, Susan, Christine, Rose<br />

WCFA features music and<br />

conversation, community<br />

storytelling, and local affairs<br />

programs, all produced and<br />

hosted by volunteers.<br />

Broadcasting to southern<br />

Cape May County & streaming<br />

around the world at<br />

capemayradio.org<br />

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11/12: Around 5:30pm At<br />

Nauti Spirits Distillery<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Robert Panaccio, VMD<br />

Robert Moffatt, VMD<br />

Nancy Reilly, VMD<br />

Patricia J. Link, DVM<br />

John, Matt, Jon, Rob, Connor<br />

694 Petticoat Creek Lane, Cape May<br />

609-884-1729<br />

capemayvet.com<br />

hours by appointment<br />

MAKING TECHNOLOGY<br />

JUST WORK!<br />

Julia’s birthday party<br />

The Rafter family<br />

December 1, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 55


New Jersey<br />

SAFE PASSING LAW<br />

Effective March 1, 2022<br />

Create safer conditions for bicyclists & pedestrians on NJ roads!<br />

FOLLOW THE RULES...<br />

1<br />

Move over one lane to<br />

allow for extra space<br />

when possible & safe to<br />

do so.<br />

2<br />

If moving is not possible,<br />

driver must allow<br />

4 feet of space while<br />

approaching/passing.<br />

3<br />

If neither is possible,<br />

reduce speed to 25 mph<br />

& be prepared to stop<br />

if necessary.<br />

4 ft.<br />

YOU have the power<br />

to keep them SAFE.<br />

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11/12: Around 5:30pm At Nauti Spirits Distillery<br />

Smith family<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM


11/12: Around 5:30pm<br />

At Nauti Spirits Distillery<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Take The Chill<br />

Challenge!<br />

The Kurth and Farnsworth families<br />

Take an active role in demonstrating<br />

that you care about Cape May by making<br />

some energetic energy choices!<br />

• Buy locally and invest in and use your own reusable grocery bags<br />

• Invest in and use a reusable water bottle and coffee mug<br />

• Use cloth towels instead of paper<br />

• Turn water off when not in use like when cleaning your teeth<br />

• Cut your shower time and use cooler water<br />

• Rinse and Recycle all that you can<br />

• When you can, ride a bike or walk<br />

• Be respectful of our trees<br />

• Find local farmers markets and shop there – it’s fresh and fun<br />

• Carry litter from the beach and use containers provided<br />

• Dry towels and clothing on a clothes line when possible<br />

• STOP idling your car<br />

• Turn off lights when not in use/needed<br />

• Use LED light bulbs and unplug electronics when not in use<br />

• Grow your flower or vegetable garden with plants that attract bees<br />

and butterflies, and require less water<br />

• Tread lightly – explore local nature centers and trails<br />

• Build responsibly – Support Green Energy!<br />

ACT PERSONALLY TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE FOR THE<br />

CAPE MAY COMMUNITY WE ALL LOVE!<br />

Environmental Commission meets fourth Tuesday each month at<br />

11am in City Hall. All are welcome. Get involved! THANK YOU!<br />

Alisa, Alisa<br />

Wilson family<br />

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11/12: Around 5:30pm At Nauti Spirits Distillery<br />

Shannon, Brandon<br />

Matt, Brenda<br />

Christine, Paul<br />

Kaitlyn, Jim<br />

Camille, Joey<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

Health Insurance Open Enrollment<br />

• Open Enrollment for Medicare - October 15 - December 7<br />

• Open Enrollment for individuals - November 1 - January 31<br />

(Private plans and Get Covered NJ plans)<br />

This is your opportunity to enroll or make changes to your current plan for 2023<br />

call today for an appointment... there is never a fee for our service<br />

Cape Life & Health llc<br />

Dan Coakley • 609-886-3700 • www.myclh.com<br />

December 1, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 59


YOU CAN OWN YOUR<br />

OWN HOME<br />

Learn How At<br />

Sturdy Savings Bank’s<br />

MORTGAGE FAIR<br />

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 7, 2022<br />

5:30 - 7:30 P.M.<br />

AT OUR RIO GRANDE BRANCH<br />

Free To Attend • Free Refreshments<br />

• Free Review of Your Credit Profile • Can I Afford It? •<br />

Mortgage Options • The Tools to Home Ownership<br />

*Any offer of credit is subject to credit approval.<br />

A representative from Consumer Credit and Budgeting<br />

Counseling, Inc, not a Bank affiliate, will be at the event.<br />

Taking place at our Rio Grande Branch:<br />

3915 Route 9 South<br />

Rio Grande<br />

Seating may be limited. Please RSVP by calling (609) 463-5210<br />

or emailing fthbrsvp@sturdyonline.com.<br />

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NMLS #410428<br />

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal<br />

Three beautiful dogs from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923<br />

DARLA is a sweet girl who loves to be with<br />

people and is eager to spend time with her<br />

humans. Her family loved her but could no<br />

longer take care of her. She is great with children<br />

and has a gentle demeanor, but lots of<br />

energy. Darla is brushing up on her manners<br />

and leash skills. She would be best with a slow<br />

introduction to dogs and cats.<br />

MONEY is a handsome and happy two-yearold<br />

boy. He came to the shelter when his<br />

owner could no longer care for him. Money<br />

loves running in the yard and is slowly learning<br />

what to do with his toys. He has excellent<br />

leash manners and is very treat motivated<br />

making any training easy and fun. He needs a<br />

slow introduction to other dogs and cats.<br />

GHOST RIDER came to the shelter as a stray<br />

but has learned to warm up quickly to the<br />

humans in his life. He is a young dog and<br />

learning manners which are improving daily.<br />

Ghost Rider would need a slow introduction<br />

to other dogs and cats before he’s comfortable.<br />

He would be a wonderful companion to anyone<br />

that opens their heart to him.<br />

THE LOCALS<br />

CAPE MAY’S PREMIERE PODCAST<br />

Hosts John Cooke, Michael Clarke, Joe McLaughlin, Brady Schoenrock, Wendy Collins<br />

and Ed McDonough cover all you need to know about Cape May and the area.<br />

Now available as a podcast on Facebook, the Soundcloud app, iTunes and at harpoonsonthebay.com.<br />

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Wishing you peace<br />

love, & prosperity<br />

From your friends at<br />

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal<br />

Three beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923<br />

JAKE came to the shelter after being found<br />

in the reeds on Jake’s Landing Road. He was<br />

found by a walker who gained his trust. Jake<br />

is believed to have been picked up by a hawk<br />

at one point and is in need of a safe and loving<br />

home. He is very shy but is warming up<br />

to people with time. Jake would do well in a<br />

home with other cats.<br />

MATILDA is about five years old and was left<br />

in a neighborhood begging for food for nearly<br />

two weeks. Animal Control was called, and<br />

they brought her to the shelter. She is now in<br />

good health and in need a safe, indoor home.<br />

Matilda is spayed and up to date on all vaccinations.<br />

If interested in this beauty, contact<br />

the shelter.<br />

VERSACE came to the shelter during the<br />

summer with four other kittens. He is a roughand-tumble<br />

boy who loves to play. Versace is<br />

ready to burn off his energy outside of his cage<br />

and adapt to a new home. He would be great<br />

in a home with other cats, dogs and children.<br />

If interested in taking home this playful boy,<br />

contact the shelter.<br />

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11/12: Around 5:30pm At Nauti Spirits Distillery<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Joan, Rose, Joe, Ryan<br />

Kelm family<br />

Mary, Charging, Sean, Dianna, Mary, Dawn<br />

Hailey, Mckayla, Stephanie<br />

DE’s Birthday Party<br />

Jim, Ryan, Rayan, Sanjay<br />

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PROPERTY PAGES<br />

750-765 ROUTE 9, LOWER TOWNSHIP, THE CAPE COTTAGE INN<br />

Welcome to Cape Cottage Inn, a collection of recently renovated hotel rooms and quaint<br />

cottages on the way into Cape May. Located at the high profile intersection of Route 9<br />

and Ferry Road, Cape Cottage Inn is truly a one of a kind lodging destination.<br />

The motel has eleven king bedrooms, five larger rooms with a combination of<br />

queen and king beds, and a very nice two bedroom apartment with a full kitchen. This<br />

building also houses the rental office, storage rooms and a common area for breakfast<br />

refreshments.<br />

Cape Cottage Inn also features seventeen adorable cottages. Eleven of the cottages<br />

have a microwave, refrigerator and countertop burners. Four of the cottages are of the<br />

larger scale and offer full kitchens. Additionally, there are two 2 bedroom cottages, each<br />

with a full kitchen. But that is not all...there are also two detached houses on site. One<br />

of the houses has a very large two bedroom apartment on the second floor with loads<br />

of secure storage on the ground level. The other is a one bedroom cottage that presently<br />

is rented to a long term tenant. There is a paved parking area for the motel and another<br />

separate parking area for the cottages.<br />

Asking: $5,800,000<br />

Contact Bill Bezaire of Coldwell Banker at 609-827-3513 or bill@cbcapemay.com today!<br />

December 1, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 65


11/10: Veterans Dinner<br />

At The Mad Batter<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY FRANK SCOTT<br />

815 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

DENNIS J. SPILKER<br />

Manager/Funeral Director NJ Lic. No. 4038<br />

KEVIN J. BEARE<br />

Funeral Director NJ Lic. No. 3806<br />

Cherishing Life’s Moments<br />

609-884-3793<br />

spilkerfuneralhome.com<br />

Bob Stern, Herb Stern (USN), Mark Kulkowitz (US Army)<br />

Continuing a 90-Year Tradition of Serving<br />

the Cape May and Lower Township Area<br />

re: think Health<br />

Insurance<br />

Millennium Administrators is an<br />

insurance agency focused exclusively on<br />

health insurance for the independent<br />

contractor, individual & employer —<br />

large or small<br />

For a free quote, call 866-MHG-2489<br />

or email spicard@millennium-tpa.com<br />

www.millennium-tpa.com<br />

Tom McCullough (US Army), Linda<br />

Lance and Bonnie<br />

Carl Schnekenburger (US Army) and John Crosby (US Army)<br />

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11/10: Veterans Dinner<br />

At The Mad Batter<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY FRANK SCOTT<br />

Father Miles Barrett (Chaplain, CDR USN retired), George Schu,<br />

Jonathan Walker<br />

BOTTOMLINE CHURCH<br />

New Jersey’s ONLY church that meets<br />

dockside at a Marina<br />

LOCATED AT UTSCH’S MARINA — D DOCK<br />

Sunday Worship Services @ 8am<br />

Come by Boat, Car, Bike or Walk<br />

All are welcome for a casual service and fellowship<br />

join us as we enjoy the creation while learning of the creator<br />

Pastor Joe Springer 609-703-0448<br />

bottomlinechurch.com • bottomlinechurch@aol.com<br />

Chuck, Karen, Patricia<br />

Bonnie and Bruce Land (US Army)<br />

December 1, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 67


Work with Cape May’s premier vacation rental agency and for 10 consecutive years its<br />

top-selling real estate office. Allow our proven track record navigate you through a<br />

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From Beach<br />

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Ocean Views<br />

Listed $359,900<br />

Listed $1,499,900<br />

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113 INDIAN TRAIL ROAD,<br />

BURLEIGH<br />

4 Bedroom | 3 Baths<br />

Listing Agent: Jason Casella,<br />

Sales Associate, 609-408-4038<br />

205 WHILLDIN AVENUE,<br />

CAPE MAY POINT<br />

3 Bedroom | 2 Baths<br />

Listing Agent: Carol Menz,<br />

Broker of Record, 609-374-0325<br />

10 BRIDGE LANE,<br />

COLD SPRING<br />

3 Bedrooms | 3.5 Baths<br />

Listing Agent: Mary Moore,<br />

Sales Associate, 609-425-6074<br />

1205 BEACH AVENUE,<br />

UNIT 15, CAPE MAY<br />

4 Bedrooms | 3 Baths<br />

Listing Agent: Ami Menz,<br />

Broker Associate, 609-425-5756<br />

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805 PITTSBURGH AVENUE,<br />

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2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath<br />

Seller’s Representative<br />

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3 Bedrooms | 1.5 Baths<br />

Seller’s & Buyer’s<br />

Representative<br />

1118 IDAHO AVENUE,<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

3 Bedrooms | 3 Baths<br />

Seller’s Representative<br />

201 E. NEW YORK AVENUE,<br />

VILLAS<br />

2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath<br />

Seller’s Representative<br />

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941 COLUMBIA AVENUE • CAPE MAY • 609-884-5005


TAI MENZ<br />

Sales Associate<br />

609-602-8061<br />

taimenz@<br />

coastlinerealty.com<br />

AMI MENZ<br />

Broker Associate<br />

609-425-5756<br />

ami@<br />

coastlinerealty.com<br />

The Menz Team<br />

CODY MENZ<br />

Sales Associate<br />

609-675-1928<br />

codymenz@<br />

coastlinerealty.com<br />

MARGARET<br />

KITTNER BETHEL<br />

Realtor Sales Associate<br />

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Combined 28 years of experience,<br />

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2021 Silver | 2020 Bronze | 2017 Bronze<br />

1011 LAFAYETTE AVENUE, UNIT 302<br />

Well maintained one bedroom,<br />

one bathroom top floor condo<br />

at the historic Joseph S Leach<br />

House. Walk to Washington<br />

Street Mall and marinas.<br />

Communal amenities include<br />

porch and patio space, picnic<br />

area, washer, dryer, outside<br />

shower, storage, ample off street<br />

parking and well kept grounds.<br />

Quarterly condo fee.<br />

Offered at $475,000<br />

Schedule a showing today!<br />

The huge front<br />

bedroom has an<br />

abundance of natural<br />

light and a large<br />

closet. The eat in<br />

kitchen has been<br />

renovated with new<br />

countertops and a<br />

tile back splash.<br />

The second bedroom is smaller and could stay set up as a<br />

bedroom or it would make a perfect office or arts and crafts<br />

room. This lovely property would make a great starter home,<br />

retirement home, or vacation retreat.<br />

BOB HARTMAN JR<br />

Realtor Sales Associate<br />

Direct 609-780-4626<br />

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11/10: Veterans Dinner At The Mad Batter<br />

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11/10: Veterans Dinner At The Mad Batter<br />

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CAPE MAY<br />

Ryan Griffin<br />

Salesperson<br />

Direct: 609.602.5578<br />

Office: 609.884.1300<br />

FOR SALE<br />

4 BR/3.5 BA new<br />

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$1,849,000<br />

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230 85TH ST.,<br />

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707 W. RIO GRANDE AVE.,<br />

LOWER TOWNSHIP<br />

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408 PACIFIC AVE.,<br />

WEST CAPE MAY<br />

2 BR /1.5 BA home<br />

in close proximity to<br />

area attractions.<br />

$884,900<br />

FOR SALE<br />

601 MADISON AVE.,<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

Established 12 room<br />

motel with 2 bedroom<br />

attached apartment.<br />

$4,890,000<br />

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May, NJ 08204<br />

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />

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420 Broadway, W Cape May - Unit 2<br />

8 Bedrooms 6 Baths - $1,650,000<br />

902 Ocean Dr, Canyon Club - Unit 306<br />

3 Bedrooms 1 Bath - $774,000<br />

9 Jackson St, Cape May - Unit 201<br />

2 Bedrooms 1 Bath - $995,000<br />

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4 Bedrooms 4.5 Baths - $3,775,000<br />

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4 Bedroom 3.5 Bath - $3,350,000<br />

Bright Victorian Beach Home<br />

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updates throughout, impressive rental<br />

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5 Bedrooms 3 Baths - $1,570,000<br />

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Under<br />

Contract!<br />

Listing Agent<br />

LAURIE SCHIFFELBEIN<br />

401 HOLLY AVENUE<br />

CAPE MAY POINT<br />

NEW JERSEY<br />

6 0 9 . 8 8 4 . 3 3 3 2<br />

C H R I S C L E M A N S S I R . C O M<br />

Listed<br />

683 CRAWFORD RD<br />

COLD SPRING<br />

1 SECLUDED LANE<br />

RIO GRANDE<br />

4 BEDS | 2 BATH COMMERCIAL/OFFICE SPACE<br />

Listing Agent<br />

LAURIE SCHIFFELBEIN<br />

Listing Agent<br />

CHRISTINA P. CLEMANS<br />

capemay@chrisclemanssir.com<br />

1159 Washington Street, Cape May NJ<br />

CHRISTINA P. CLEMANS LICENSED REAL ESTATE BROKER<br />

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The Exit Zero Crossword<br />

The theme is shopping... compiled by Nicole James<br />

1 2 3 4 5 6<br />

7<br />

Zoe Lord<br />

Salesperson /Office Auditor<br />

8<br />

9 10<br />

Office: 609.884.1300<br />

ZLord@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

11<br />

12 13<br />

17<br />

14 15 16<br />

19<br />

ACROSS<br />

8. Cash or? (6)<br />

9. Program run by the United<br />

States Marine Corps Reserve<br />

that takes donations for children<br />

whose parents cannot afford<br />

gifts for Christmas. (4,3,4)<br />

11. Exit Zero produces this<br />

“vacation in a box” every year.<br />

(8,4)<br />

12. Many go on a shopping<br />

_____ after the holidays to<br />

spend their Christmas Money.<br />

(5)<br />

13. Wrap all your presents and<br />

tie one of these around it. (3)<br />

15. Pick up a few funny gifts at<br />

this store on the Mall. (4,3,6)<br />

17. This printing business<br />

also sells their own tees, hats,<br />

sweatshirts and more on Park<br />

Boulevard. (6,4)<br />

18. Everyone is shopping around<br />

the holidays for Christmas<br />

________. (8)<br />

19. Look for small items to fill<br />

the kids’ stockings. (8,8)<br />

18<br />

DOWN<br />

1. Biggest shopping day of the<br />

year. (5,6)<br />

2. Biggest online shopping day<br />

of the year. (5,6)<br />

3. Exit Zero offers these for the<br />

restaurant and retail store. (4,4)<br />

4. This “farm” in West Cape May<br />

offers a variety of this item that<br />

comes from bees. (5)<br />

5. Jeff Bezos owns this online<br />

shopping platform. (6)<br />

6. Many stores offer their<br />

biggest on 1 down. (5)<br />

7. Most popular fashion doll<br />

popular with young girls. (6)<br />

9. Store offering all your<br />

charcuterie needs — owned by<br />

the same group as Cape May<br />

Peanut Butter. (3,6,4)<br />

10. Try on clothes in one of these<br />

at the store. (7,4)<br />

13. Grab a cart so it’s easier to<br />

carry all your ____. (4)<br />

14. Shop their extensive wine<br />

selection on Jackson Street. (8)<br />

16. Spend over $100 online and<br />

earn free ________. (8)<br />

SOLUTIONS ON PAGE 39<br />

FOR SALE<br />

6 LINDEN CIR.,<br />

RIO GRANDE<br />

3 BR/1 BA ranch style home<br />

located in a residential<br />

neighborhood.<br />

$264,000<br />

FOR SALE<br />

104 ELLERY RD.,<br />

VILLAS<br />

3 BR/2 BA two story home that<br />

home offers tons of potential<br />

with room for expanison.<br />

$409,000<br />

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />

Mary Hinchcliffe<br />

Salesperson<br />

Direct: 609.780.6598<br />

Office: 609.884.1300<br />

MHinchcliffe@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

FOR SALE<br />

667 DIAS CREEK RD.,<br />

CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE<br />

4 BR/2 BA home on<br />

situated on just<br />

under an acre.<br />

$429,999<br />

FOR SALE<br />

666 CRAWFORD RD.,<br />

NORTH CAPE MAY<br />

4 BR/2.5 BA home situated<br />

on approximately 1.51<br />

acres of land.<br />

$399,999<br />

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />

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(609) 884-5005<br />

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FOR SALE<br />

801 NORWOOD ROAD, TOWN BANK<br />

3 BEDS - 1 BATH -140’X130’ LOT - ASKING: 425,000<br />

CELL: (609) 602-3402<br />

REALTOR®, BROKER ASSOCIATE<br />

ANNEBARRY@COASTLINEREALTY.COM<br />

FEATURED AGENT<br />

ANNE BARRY<br />

Anne is a local of 30+ years, has<br />

20 years of experience in real<br />

estate, and aquired her Broker’s<br />

License in 2021. Since 2004 she<br />

has been a certified property<br />

manager with experience in property<br />

maintenance, vacation rental<br />

management & subcontracting.<br />

Anne treasures all Cape May has<br />

to offer and loves to introduce<br />

people to the secret spots that she<br />

has grown to love. Her knowledge<br />

and experience is a great asset!<br />

FOR RENT<br />

488 W. PERRY STREET, CAPE MAY<br />

3 BEDS - 2 BATHS - SLEEPS 8 - SUMMER ‘23 AVAILABILITY<br />

OUR EXPERIENCE IS YOUR BIGGEST ASSET!<br />

Carol Menz - Broker of Record & Owner<br />

941 Columbia Avenue, Cape May

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