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EXIT ZERO<br />
cape may’s peppy periodical • december 8, 2022 • volume 20, number 44<br />
West Cape Sleigh<br />
Spirited crowds filled town on Saturday, December 3 for the annual West Cape May Christmas Parade.<br />
The Longo family were among the throngs who lined the streets to enjoy the lights, music, floats and<br />
performances that cruised down Broadway. More photos from the parade inside. Aleksey Moryakov
THANK YOU<br />
to all of the supporters for<br />
The Genny Lynn Farnan<br />
Birthday Bash FUN-raiser.<br />
Please support our sponsors.<br />
Entertainment Sponsors:<br />
deSatnick Real Estate<br />
WKR Property Management<br />
Fulcrum<br />
Billy Mock Foundation<br />
Hawk Haven Vineyard<br />
Uncle Bill’s Pancake House<br />
The C-View Inn<br />
Beer Sponsors:<br />
Gusto Brewery<br />
Carney’s<br />
WKR Construction<br />
T.M.U. INC<br />
deSatnick Window Fashions<br />
Lund’s Fisheries<br />
John Morris<br />
Behr Brewery<br />
Donations:<br />
Hidden Beauty Salon<br />
Cape May Day Spa<br />
Ostara’s Coffee Shop<br />
George’s Cape May Court House<br />
Grana<br />
Cape May National<br />
Steel Pier<br />
Cape May Construction<br />
One Hope Wines<br />
Harpoons on the Bay<br />
Kona<br />
Dark Star Cruises<br />
Michelle Ewing<br />
Kramer Beverages<br />
Chez Michel<br />
Quirk and Co.<br />
Cape May Foods<br />
El Pueblo<br />
Antojos<br />
Drew Blanda<br />
Nick and Sandy Mucha<br />
Coldwell Banker Sol Needles<br />
Fred’s Tavern<br />
Sam’s Pizza<br />
Wanda Fuentes<br />
Smuggler’s Notch Resort<br />
Shore Title Agency<br />
United Yacht Sales<br />
Wild Ocean<br />
Steve Mitchum<br />
Barrier Island Books<br />
Valerie Peoples<br />
The Aviation Museum<br />
The Flight Deck Diner<br />
The Whale’s Tale<br />
Splash<br />
Hall’s Carpet Care<br />
Galvanic<br />
Collier’s Liquor Store<br />
Jim’s Bait and Tackle<br />
The Lobster House<br />
The Ebbitt Room<br />
Sea Gear<br />
The Cape May Peanut Butter<br />
Company<br />
Cape May Olive Oil<br />
South End Surf Shop<br />
Cape May Carts<br />
The Anglesea Pub<br />
Lucky Bones<br />
The Cape May Whale Watcher<br />
Miss Chris Marina<br />
End of the Road Theater<br />
Pete Smith’s Surf Shop<br />
Mayers<br />
The Murray Family<br />
Walt Garvin<br />
Crepsella<br />
Cash and Clive<br />
Cape Winds Florist<br />
Taco Cabillito<br />
Vincenzoe’s Little Italy<br />
Cape Island Gardens<br />
Morey’s Piers<br />
Hot Spot<br />
Karen Sherbine<br />
Aaron’s Mobile Detailing<br />
Chase Henfey Photography<br />
J. Byrne Insurance<br />
Spilker Funeral Home<br />
The Hoffman Agency<br />
Chris Clemans Real Estate<br />
Bucket Brigade Brewery<br />
Pamper Me Nail Salon<br />
Headlines Hair Salon<br />
Nino’s Restaurant<br />
Court House Diner<br />
Thread and Root<br />
Wanderlust<br />
Whitney Garrison and The Cape<br />
May Zoo<br />
Kelleher Brothers Construction<br />
The Inn of Cape May<br />
Kelly Products<br />
Revolution Rail<br />
Two Mile Crab House<br />
Megan Weatherby – Shear<br />
Sunsations Salon<br />
Exit Zero<br />
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12/3: West Cape May Christmas Parade<br />
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12/3: West Cape May Christmas Parade<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
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12/3: West Cape May<br />
Christmas Parade<br />
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The Exit Zero Information Page<br />
Everything you wanted to know about Cape May’s peppy periodical... and then some<br />
ABOUT THE MAGAZINE<br />
HOW TO... ORDER A PHOTO<br />
REQUEST A PHOTOGRAPHER<br />
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Editor & Publisher Jack Wright<br />
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Content Manager Nicole James<br />
Distribution Managers Terry O’Brien,<br />
Melissa O’Donnell<br />
Photographer Aleksey Moryakov<br />
609-770-8479 / info@exitzero.com<br />
Every Thursday, Exit Zero magazine is<br />
delivered to around 300 establishments<br />
in the area. But you can get a jump<br />
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morning! We also operate a retail store<br />
and restaurant (see below), located at<br />
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The Exit Zero Hospitality group also<br />
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restaurant in Cape May and recently<br />
took over the concessions at Cape<br />
May-Lewes ferry terminal in North<br />
Cape May. We have launched three new<br />
restaurants — Exit Zero Ferry Station,<br />
The Lookout and Boat Drinks, plus Cafe<br />
64, a grab-and-go eatery and retail<br />
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If you are interested in enjoying<br />
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12/3: West Cape May Christmas Parade<br />
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12/3: West Cape May<br />
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Every week, the Exit Zero crew goes for lunch (or dinner or,<br />
maybe even on occasion, breakfast) at one of Cape May’s excellent<br />
dining establishments. Then we give you the skinny on<br />
what we ate, what we talked about (or some of what we talked<br />
about), who spat their drink from laughing too hard, who served<br />
us, who we bumped into and, you know, the general lay of the land.<br />
The place: It was the Saturday of the West Cape May Christmas<br />
Parade and due to its prime location along the parade route, we stopped<br />
for lunch at Exit Zero Filling Station.<br />
The vibe: They were fully in the Christmas spirit at the Filling Station.<br />
The dining room is decorated from top to bottom, private dining<br />
trailer outside are themed to Christmas movies including Elf, A Christmas<br />
Story and Home Alone. They’ve also got hot and cold winter cocktails<br />
on the menu through January (more on those later). Everyone was<br />
in high spirits as it was the day of the parade and the Filling Station’s<br />
pre-parade pregame was set up outside under the canopy despite the<br />
rain. Bartender Dale was serving up hot cocoa, mulled wine, cookies,<br />
popcorn, hot dogs and other fun snacks. It was a great pit stop for<br />
anyone heading to the parade, getting thirsty during the parade, or<br />
buy themselves some time while enjoying a drink before leaving town<br />
amidst the traffic.<br />
The drinks: Nicole and Dan met up with some friends, Jess and<br />
Colin, to get some drinks and snacks before making their way to a spot<br />
on the sidewalk. The aforementioned winter cocktails were a huge hit.<br />
Nicole and Jess each got a Holly Jolly and Dan went for the spiked hot<br />
cocoa. Colin enjoyed a classic Moscow mule but finished off with a<br />
delicious hot toddy. A couple rounds hit the table for sure.<br />
The food: We figured it was best to order a few appetizers that<br />
we could all share, so that’s exactly what we did. We dove into some<br />
disco fries, kraken wings, megatots, sticky Thai cauliflower bites and<br />
a Mumbai mezze platter. It was delicious and our sweet server Kelsey<br />
was awesome, as always. She kept our drinks filled and our table well<br />
equipped with napkins for the inevitable mess we made.<br />
The takeaway: Snacking on apps and grabbing a few drinks at the<br />
Filling Station is a great way to spend the afternoon. They’re open Mon-<br />
Fri 3-9pm and Sat-Sun 12-9pm. And don’t forget to try something from<br />
the winter cocktail menu before the season is over!
December 8, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 13
12/3: West Cape May<br />
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12/3: West Cape May Christmas Parade<br />
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Carrie, Sterling, Blake<br />
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Undertow<br />
Terry O’Brien’s legendary column... social satire, shameless plugs — and general self-indulgence<br />
For someone who doesn’t do much<br />
these days (not for lack of trying, but<br />
more on that later) I had a pretty<br />
interesting week. Not as interesting<br />
as someone with, say, a full-time job,<br />
or a part-time job, or money, or prospects, or<br />
anything, really, but pretty interesting, nonetheless.<br />
(It’s possible I need therapy.) But<br />
Terry, you might ask, how can someone with<br />
so little going for them have such an interesting<br />
week? Hurtful, I’d remark, then I’d answer;<br />
Gig of the Week I: One silver lining of<br />
having my weekends free is that now when a<br />
friend calls and asks if I can cover a weekend,<br />
I can say, “Sure.” And it was with that level of<br />
excitement that I played my first gig at South<br />
9 last Saturday night with my main wing man,<br />
Jerry Kolber. (In this context, “wing man”<br />
refers to the guy who goes to battle with me,<br />
not, like, the second fiddle or anything. Jerry is<br />
a definite first fiddle.) South 9 is a new-ish bar<br />
that sits in the footprint of the old Atkinson’s<br />
in Cape May Court House. (Side bar; I used to<br />
host a Terry O’ke double at Atkinson’s back<br />
in the day, kids in the day, adults at night,<br />
kids show would get absolutely mobbed, adult<br />
show about three people would show up.) The<br />
place, a year old this month, looks great and<br />
still has that New-Bar Smell. The food looked<br />
and smelled fantastic, and it was good to see<br />
Liam Miller, behind the bar. 10/10. Would do<br />
it again. We were just filling in for a friend<br />
(Sugar Dave Hughes) and have no further<br />
shows scheduled there but maybe we made an<br />
impression. It was the second time in recent<br />
weeks a table thanked us for playing Avett<br />
Brothers. Smart table.<br />
Gig of the Week II: We followed our South<br />
9 Saturday night with a brisk and blustery<br />
Brown Room Sunday afternoon. We added<br />
Cathrine to this one and regaled the bar with<br />
our trio-y goodness. Nothing will make you<br />
feel cozier than a few cocktails by a roaring<br />
fireplace in a quiet room with lilting threepart<br />
harmonies washing over you. Our bartender<br />
and new best friend, Tamara, thinks we<br />
should be there every Sunday and dadgummit<br />
if I don’t agree with her.<br />
Sandy Mannik was at both gigs, a very<br />
patient Ralph in tow. (We love and appreciate<br />
you guys. Wendy and Randy Redelico better<br />
step it up, they’re in danger of losing their<br />
status as #1 Terry O’Brien Trio fans.)<br />
Birthday Boy of the Week: Ed McDonugh<br />
turned 60 or 110 or 55 or 90 or something last<br />
week. And when I saw him at Acme he told<br />
me my name came up while recording the latest<br />
episode of his Internet radio show, “A Few<br />
Guys, A Few Songs, A Few Stories.” Seeing<br />
Brady Schoenrock and Cousin Ray among<br />
the guest panelists, I am 100% certain I don’t<br />
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want to hear what they had to say.<br />
(Kidding, I love those guys.) Ed<br />
could improve his show by doing<br />
two things. 1. Invite a chick on<br />
there every now and then, they<br />
like music, too, and they love it<br />
when you call them chicks. 2.<br />
Have me on every episode. I’m<br />
quite funny and, uh, I ain’t doing<br />
much right now.<br />
Speaking of music, WXPN<br />
is celebrating December with<br />
their 90s A-to-Z special. All<br />
90s, all month. In related news,<br />
I will be listening to WXP again<br />
in January. (Look, I know a lot<br />
of great music came out in the<br />
90s, including stellar albums by<br />
my favorites; REM, Squeeze and<br />
Billy Joel, but when I think “90s<br />
music” all I hear is three chords<br />
and whining. It’s also possible I<br />
hate 90s music because I had to<br />
memorize and sing most of it.)<br />
WCFA Song of the Week:<br />
“New Test Leper” by REM.<br />
Terrible name, beautiful song.<br />
Not For Lack of Trying of<br />
the Week: I’m three weeks into<br />
Internet job hunting and I’ve only<br />
contemplated self-harm about a<br />
dozen times. At first you start out<br />
like, “You know what? I’m only<br />
going to apply for jobs I know<br />
I’ll enjoy and thrive at.” This<br />
slowly evolves into, “You know<br />
what? This one’s not perfect but<br />
I can make it work.” Then there’s<br />
a few more levels, the accompanying<br />
depression, despair<br />
and stress-eating. Then there’s<br />
where I’m currently at; “You<br />
know what? Dog Ass Shampooer<br />
doesn’t sound so bad” while wiping<br />
away tears and shotgunning<br />
quarts of vodka. (This is a bit of<br />
a dramatization. I have no vodka.<br />
But if I did…)<br />
Last week I walked into<br />
Evolution Salon & Spa and got<br />
the evocative scent of hair dye<br />
and Chanel No. 5. This week I<br />
was greeted by the glorious Mann<br />
Stache; the fluffy cookie duster<br />
worn by stylist Scott Mann. It’s a<br />
real panty-dropper.<br />
Some weeks Exit Zero magazine<br />
arrives at 3am for me to<br />
deliver, other weeks it’s 7am, but<br />
no matter when I drop off at El<br />
Pueblo, it smells delicious. AND<br />
NOT OPEN YET. Life is cruel.<br />
Is it just me or does every dad<br />
have a fear of “not enough trash<br />
bags in the house” and ends up<br />
with six boxes of trash bags under<br />
the sink?<br />
Due to an outpouring of<br />
Facebook pressure (two people<br />
said it was good) I’ve given<br />
Yellowstone a second chance and, I<br />
have to admit, it’s got its hooks in<br />
me. I’m not sure it’s very good, but<br />
it IS preposterous, fast-paced and<br />
well-acted. And Kevin Costner<br />
is right behind Tom Cruise on<br />
my list of Great American Movie<br />
Stars. He might even be a little<br />
ahead. But don’t tell Tom.<br />
The Big Brunch is Dan Levy’s<br />
new cooking competition on<br />
HBO Max. I’ll admit to never finishing<br />
Schitt’s Creek because it all<br />
got a little too much, but like most<br />
of America, I fell in love with Dan<br />
on that show. His gentle, genial<br />
presence informs this whole production<br />
and, while it gets a little<br />
too identity politic-y for me (I<br />
just want to watch them cook),<br />
I get it. And if I do one thing in<br />
this life, I hope I get successful<br />
enough to be a guest on a cooking<br />
competition show.<br />
This week in Terry Finally<br />
Watches All the Hot Shows from<br />
2014, I’m into my second season<br />
of Boardwalk Empire and it’s…<br />
not good? I think it’s not good.<br />
Steve Buscemi is a fine supporting<br />
actor. The mistake this show<br />
makes is putting him front and<br />
center, exposing his weaknesses<br />
as a leading man. The Sopranos<br />
was an all-time classic because<br />
you believed that at any moment,<br />
a smiling, happy, jocular Tony<br />
Soprano could erupt in fury and<br />
destroy everything around him.<br />
Steve Buscemi in these moments<br />
just kind of seems dyspeptic and<br />
mildly annoyed, like he needs an<br />
antacid. Next week I’ll be doing a<br />
deep dive on Seinfeld.<br />
’Til next week, don’t get<br />
caught in The Undertow.
SUNDAY, DEC. 11 • 11am-6pm<br />
Our holiday Belgian strong ale has flavors of<br />
sweet and tart cherry with a touch of cinnamon.<br />
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A HOLIDAY<br />
BOOK<br />
DINING TRAILER<br />
PRIVATE<br />
from Elf, A Christmas Story, or<br />
Choose<br />
Alone. Reservations required via<br />
Home<br />
Sunset Blvd | 609-770-8479<br />
110<br />
.exitzero.com/happenings for more information!<br />
Visit<br />
RESY. Limited space available!<br />
Brinch with the Grinch<br />
December 11<br />
Sunday<br />
Zero Filling Station | 12-5pm<br />
Exit<br />
your afternoon at the Filling Station<br />
Spend<br />
Cindy Lou Who and The Grinch.<br />
with<br />
special milkshakes, photos<br />
Featuring<br />
The Grinch and Cindy Lou Who, and<br />
with<br />
fun for the whole family!<br />
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12/3: West Cape May Christmas Parade<br />
Chase, Justin, Andrew<br />
Michael, Bryan, Colleen, Jemma, Cinnamon<br />
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December 8, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 21
HAPPENING AT<br />
What's<br />
ZERO FERRY STATION?<br />
EXIT<br />
UP HAPPY HOUR<br />
BOTTOMS<br />
& Drink Specials | Available at tables and bar | Monday - Friday 4-6pm<br />
Food<br />
BINGO<br />
MONDAY<br />
to play | Kicks off at 5pm | one GRAND PRIZE winner a night!<br />
FREE<br />
TRIVIA<br />
TUESDAY<br />
6-8pm | Hosted by Will Knapp | Prizes for 1st, 2nd, & 3rd<br />
Weekly<br />
WINEDAY<br />
WEDNESDAY<br />
DAY | 1/2 price bottles of select wines | Must order an adult entrée<br />
ALL<br />
PITCHERS + WINGS NIGHT<br />
THURSDAY<br />
off at 6pm | Pitchers of beer on special | $5 orders of wings<br />
Kicks<br />
FUNDAY<br />
SUNDAY<br />
DAY | Food & Drink Specials<br />
ALL<br />
OFFERED DAILY!<br />
TAKEOUT<br />
609-551-4206 or order online at visitferrypark.com<br />
Call<br />
OPEN DAILY 12-9pm for lunch & dinner | visitferrypark.com<br />
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Wicked waterfront sunset views,<br />
delicacies from land and sea, handcrafted<br />
cocktails, and a badass brunch<br />
Start your evening off with some of the most imaginative<br />
drinks you’ll find in the county, including the already-famous<br />
(and instantly Instagrammable) Mermaid and Songbird.<br />
Appetizers include a crab cake, a classic Caesar salad done the<br />
original way, and tomato and burrata. Seafood is a huge part of<br />
The Lookout’s appeal — among the highlights are ahi tuna,<br />
salmon wellington, local scallops and a Thai fish curry.<br />
On weekends, come eat brunch with us! Starting at noon,<br />
Saturday and Sunday, we’re offering the baddest (in a good way)<br />
Bloody Mary menu around, to wash down crowd-pleasers such<br />
as shrimp and grits, steak and eggs, and stuffed French Toast.<br />
Dinner and drinks Thurs & Fri 4-8pm • Weekend Brunch & Dinner Sat & Sun 12-8pm<br />
Walk-ins welcome • Reservations reccomended for large parties via RESY or call 609-551-4209<br />
Located inside the Cape May Ferry Terminal, second floor via stairs or elevator<br />
1200 Lincoln Blvd, North Cape May • visitferrypark.com<br />
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THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE<br />
What You Need To<br />
Know About The<br />
Food And The Vibe<br />
Meals<br />
Served<br />
Price Of<br />
Entrées<br />
Bar Or<br />
BYOB?<br />
Should I<br />
Book?<br />
Food For<br />
Kids?<br />
Other<br />
Details<br />
BEACH PLUM BAKERY AND CAFE<br />
484 W. Perry Street, Cape May<br />
(609)770-8261<br />
www.caperesorts.com<br />
Enjoy fresh, farm-to-table bakery items along with<br />
La Colombe coffee drinks. Start the morning with<br />
delicious sweet breads, muffins, scones and cookies.<br />
B<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
AE, D<br />
N/A NO YES<br />
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U<br />
BEACH PLUM FARM<br />
140 Stevens Street, Cape May<br />
(609) 602-0128<br />
www.beachplumfarmcapemay.com<br />
Enjoy the quiet beauty of this 62-acre farm in West<br />
Cape May and then indulge in the farm-to-table<br />
treats for breakfast or lunch. The soups, salads,<br />
sandwiches and juices are excellent.<br />
B, L, D<br />
VARIES<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
AE, D<br />
BYOB NO YES<br />
u b<br />
U<br />
THE BLUE PIG TAVERN<br />
200 Congress Place, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-8422<br />
www.caperesorts.com/bluepigtavern<br />
Check out why Congress Hall’s restaurant is a favorite<br />
of locals as well as hotel guests. They serve classic<br />
tavern food for breakfast, lunch or dinner, with a<br />
choice of indoor and outdoor dining.<br />
B, L, D<br />
$17-$36<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
AE, D<br />
FULL BAR YES YES<br />
u b<br />
U<br />
BOAT DRINKS<br />
1200 Lincoln Boulevard, North Cape May<br />
(609) 551-4209<br />
www.visitferrypark.com/boat-drinks<br />
Relax by the docks and watch the ferry boats come<br />
and go while you enjoy cool cocktails and fresh food.<br />
Have some fun at the outdoor bar and restaurant at<br />
the Cape May ferry terminal.<br />
L, D<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
AE, D<br />
FULL BAR NO NO<br />
u b<br />
U<br />
THE BOILER ROOM<br />
200 Congress Place, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-8421<br />
www.caperesorts.com/boilerroom<br />
The Boiler Room has a chic industrial vibe with<br />
exposed brickwork, stainless steel table tops and a<br />
dance floor that’s often bopping. Feast upon brickoven<br />
pizza with draft beers.<br />
L, D<br />
$10-$16<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
AE, D<br />
FULL BAR YES YES u<br />
THE BROWN ROOM<br />
200 Congress Place, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-8422<br />
www.caperesorts.com/brownroom<br />
Congress Hall’s lounge got a very groovy, very sexy<br />
renovation. The bar was enlarged (and moved) and<br />
there are all sorts of seating nooks from which to<br />
enjoy great drinks and a great vibe.<br />
Bar Menu<br />
and<br />
Cocktails<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
AE, D<br />
FULL BAR NO NO u<br />
CAFE 64<br />
1200 Lincoln Boulevard, North Cape May<br />
(609)551-4209<br />
www.visitferrypark.com/cafe-64<br />
CAPE MAY FISH MARKET<br />
408 Washington Street, Cape May<br />
(609) 770-3790<br />
capemayfishmarket.com<br />
DELANEY’S IRISH PUB & GRILL<br />
400 Washington Street, Cape May<br />
(609) 770-8559<br />
www.delaneyscapemay.com<br />
Step inside the new eatery and retail store at the<br />
Cape May ferry terminal. Enjoy a quick meal or snack<br />
before hopping on the ferry and shop all the Exit Zero<br />
and new Ferry Park Swag!<br />
Comfy joint in the middle of the mall, featuring a raw<br />
bar, surf-n-turf entrées, sandwiches and burgers, plus<br />
outside tables for some great people-watching!<br />
As you’d expect of an Irish pub, this is the place to get<br />
Guinness and good pub grub. The burgers and meat<br />
pies have been receiving rave reviews.<br />
B, L, D<br />
L, D<br />
L, D<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
AE, D<br />
$12-$36<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
AE, D<br />
$12-$25<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC, AE, D<br />
N/A NO YES<br />
BYOB NO YES<br />
u b<br />
H<br />
b<br />
FULL BAR NO YES<br />
b<br />
H<br />
H<br />
DOGTOOTH<br />
100 East Taylor Avenue, Wildwood<br />
(609) 522-8383<br />
www.dogtoothbar.com<br />
Good food, good beer and great times! Stop in for<br />
happy hour to enjoy food and drink specials along<br />
with live music. And don’t forget to ask about their<br />
draft list for a cold one!<br />
L, D<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
AE, D<br />
FULL BAR NO YES<br />
u b<br />
H U<br />
THE EAT WELL<br />
508 Townbank Road, North Cape May<br />
(609) 600-7077<br />
www.eatwellcapemay.com<br />
Focused on community, this restaurant provides<br />
fresh homemade food made from local ingredients,<br />
including fresh-baked artisan breads.<br />
L, D<br />
$7-$17<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
AE, D<br />
BYOB NO YES<br />
b U<br />
H<br />
KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season<br />
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12/3: West Cape May Christmas Parade<br />
Queen Maysea Maya Jennifer, Evelyn Mary Kate, Jim<br />
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THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE<br />
What You Need To<br />
Know About The<br />
Food And The Vibe<br />
Meals<br />
Served<br />
Price Of<br />
Entrées<br />
Bar Or<br />
BYOB?<br />
Should I<br />
Book?<br />
Food For<br />
Kids?<br />
THE EBBITT ROOM<br />
25 Jackson Street, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-5700<br />
www.caperesorts.com/ebbittroom<br />
Enjoy your meal on The Ebbitt Room porch,<br />
overlooking tree-lined Jackson Street, or take in the<br />
buzzy vibe of the dining room and bar.<br />
D<br />
$28-$38<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
AE, D<br />
FULL BAR YES NO u<br />
EL PUEBLO TAQUERIA<br />
3704 Bayshore Road, North Cape May<br />
(609) 600-3793<br />
www.elpueblotaqueria.com<br />
Located in North Cape May and their newest<br />
location on the Cape May beachfront, serving up<br />
affordable and authentic Mexican dishes made from<br />
only the freshest ingredients.<br />
L, D<br />
$9-$16<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
AE, D<br />
BYOB NO YES<br />
u b<br />
H<br />
E. M. HEMINGWAY’S<br />
1045 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-5611<br />
www.hemingwayscapemay.com<br />
Casual and family-friendly, E. M. Hemingway’s offers<br />
fine seafood, prime beef and excellent specials. All<br />
right across from the beachfront. Great place to<br />
watch sports, too.<br />
B, L, D<br />
$15-$38<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
AE, D<br />
FULL BAR NO YES<br />
u b<br />
H<br />
EXIT ZERO FERRY STATION<br />
1200 Lincoln Boulevard, North Cape May<br />
(609) 551-4209<br />
www.visitferrypark.com<br />
A cool vibe paired with a crazy fusion of flavors is<br />
what you can expect at the waterfront sibling of Exit<br />
Zero Filling Station.<br />
L, D<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
AE, D<br />
FULL BAR NO YES<br />
u b<br />
H U<br />
EXIT ZERO FILLING STATION<br />
110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May<br />
(609) 770-8479<br />
www.exitzero.com<br />
Thai and Indian food, plus there are some fun<br />
American dishes, too and great burgers. Enjoy drafts<br />
and cans from Cape May Brewing Co plus some<br />
seriously crafty cocktails.<br />
L, D<br />
$15-$29<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,AE, D<br />
FULL BAR NO YES<br />
u b<br />
H U<br />
FINS BAR & GRILLE<br />
142 Decatur Street, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-3449<br />
www.finscapemay.com<br />
Inside, enjoy the exciting maritime-themed decor<br />
inside. Outside, you can enjoy eating out in the<br />
middle of Decatur Street, under the canopy.<br />
L, D<br />
$17-$37<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
AE, D<br />
FULL BAR NO YES<br />
b<br />
H U<br />
5 WEST PUB<br />
3729 Bayshore Road, North Cape May<br />
(609) 889-7000<br />
www.5westpub.com<br />
410 BANK STREET<br />
410 Bank Street, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-2127<br />
www.c410bankstreet.com<br />
This hotspot is a gastropub from the owners of Tisha’s.<br />
Here you’ll enjoy the same high-quality food and<br />
high-quality service, in a relaxed atmosphere.<br />
Enjoy French New Orleans cuisine with a Caribbean<br />
flair inside this historic 1840 Carriage house. Choose<br />
from seafood, steaks and other culinary creations from<br />
their carefully curated menu.<br />
L, D<br />
D<br />
$6-$20<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
AE, D<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
AE, D<br />
FULL BAR NO YES<br />
u b<br />
H U<br />
BYOB YES YES u<br />
GEORGE’S PLACE<br />
3001 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-6088<br />
www.kararestaurantgroup.com<br />
This local legend of an eatery serves up their signature<br />
breakfast items, mouth-watering lunches and<br />
generous dinners all in a welcoming and relaxed<br />
environment.<br />
B, L, D<br />
$8-$27<br />
CASH ONLY<br />
BYOB NO YES b H<br />
GRANA BYOB<br />
413 S. Broadway, Cape May<br />
granabyob.com<br />
Chef Carl Messick has taken over what was once<br />
Godmother’s and transformed it into a relaxed, finedining<br />
restaurant. Exquisite dishes featuring seasonal<br />
and sustainable ingredients. Opening soon!<br />
D<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
AE, D<br />
BYOB YES NO b<br />
HARBOR VIEW<br />
954 Ocean Drive<br />
(609) 884-5444<br />
www.harborviewcapemay.com<br />
A locals’ favorite for a reason. There’s a Key West vibe,<br />
good food, regular entertainment, and the views are<br />
spectacular.<br />
L, D<br />
$6-$30<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC<br />
FULL BAR NO YES<br />
u b<br />
H U<br />
KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season<br />
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What You Need To<br />
Know About The<br />
Food And The Vibe<br />
Meals<br />
Served<br />
Price Of<br />
Entrées<br />
Bar Or<br />
BYOB?<br />
Should I<br />
Book?<br />
Food For<br />
Kids?<br />
HARPOONS ON THE BAY<br />
91 Beach Drive, North Cape May<br />
(609) 886-5529<br />
www.harpoonsonthebay.com<br />
HARRY’S OCEAN BAR AND GRILLE<br />
1025 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-2779<br />
www.harryscapemay.com<br />
ICCARA ITALIAN BISTRO<br />
311 Mansion Street, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-0200<br />
www.iccaracapemay.com<br />
JARDIN<br />
653 Washington Street, Cape May<br />
(609) 435-5458<br />
www.thehughinn.com/jardin-restaurant<br />
JERSEY GIRL<br />
3601 Atlantic Avenue, Wildwood<br />
(609) 523-1800<br />
www.jerseygirlkitchen.com<br />
JOE’S FISH CO.<br />
2501 Boardwalk, Wildwood<br />
(609) 729-3700<br />
www.moreyspiers.com<br />
JUMBO’S<br />
3501 Boardwalk, Wildwood<br />
(609) 729-3700<br />
www.moreyspiers.com<br />
THE LOBSTER HOUSE<br />
Fisherman’s Wharf, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-8296<br />
www.thelobsterhouse.com<br />
THE LOOKOUT<br />
1200 Lincoln Boulevard, North Cape May<br />
(609) 551-4209<br />
www.visitferrypark.com/the-lookout<br />
LOUISA’S CAFE<br />
104 Jackson Street, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-5882<br />
www.louisascapemay.com<br />
LUCKY BONES<br />
1200 Route 109, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-BONE<br />
www.luckybonesgrill.com<br />
A little slice of paradise on the bay, enjoy dishes<br />
with Caribbean flair, listen to a few jam bands and<br />
watch spectacular sunsets while sipping a cocktail or<br />
domestic draft.<br />
This year brings new ownership to the beachfront<br />
restaurant and bar. Rooftop dining, live music, fresh<br />
local seafood and signature orange crushes — the<br />
fun awaits!<br />
Just steps from the Washington Street Mall, Iccara<br />
Italian Bistro & Seafood brings you the fresh flavors of<br />
Italy in a charming, welcoming atmosphere.<br />
Enjoy an eco-mindful and restorative dining<br />
experience. This restaurant stewards the earthforward<br />
approach using hyper-local ingredients to<br />
serve delicious seasonal dishes.<br />
A Jersey Shore classic serving brunch and dinner.<br />
Visit their full bar mixing up specialty Jersey-themed<br />
cocktails, craft beer, and much more. Enjoy indoor<br />
and outdoor dining with an expanded patio.<br />
Offering fresh seafood and a variety of burgers,<br />
sandwiches, salads and apps. Make sure to grab a<br />
stool upstairs overlooking Surfside Pier and enjoy<br />
local craft beer and signature cocktails.<br />
Enjoy reimagined boardwalk classics in a family<br />
friendly outdoor atmosphere overlooking the<br />
Wildwood beaches and Mariner’s Pier.<br />
Take-out, fish market, restaurant, raw bar, breakfast,<br />
dinner... The Lobster House has it all. Drinks on the<br />
Schooner American before dinner is a must-do Cape<br />
May experience.<br />
Enjoy wicked waterfront sunset views, delicacies from<br />
land and sea, handcrafted cocktails and really good<br />
wines, located on the second floor of the Cape May<br />
ferry terminal.<br />
The menu features all regional fare including fish,<br />
vegetables, fruits and herbs from Beach Plum Farm<br />
and other New Jersey farms. They also offer some fun<br />
sweets next door at the Chocolate Shop.<br />
A huge hit and locals’ favorite for a reason. Excellent<br />
food (the thin-crust pizzas are excellent), great bar<br />
vibe and service. Lucky Bones gets it right every time.<br />
L, D<br />
B, L, D<br />
D<br />
D<br />
L, D<br />
L, D<br />
L, D<br />
L, D<br />
D<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
D, AE<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
D, AE<br />
$25-$39<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
D, AE<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
D<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
AE, D<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
AE, D<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
AE, D<br />
$5-$48.50<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
AE, D<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC, AE, D<br />
FULL BAR NO YES<br />
FULL BAR NO YES<br />
BYOB YES YES<br />
BYOB YES NO<br />
u b<br />
H U<br />
u b<br />
H U<br />
u b<br />
H<br />
FULL BAR NO YES b H<br />
FULL BAR NO YES b H<br />
FULL BAR NO YES b H<br />
FULL BAR NO YES<br />
u b<br />
H U<br />
FULL BAR YES NO u b<br />
L, D CASH ONLY BYOB YES NO b H<br />
L, D<br />
$6-$25<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
AE, D<br />
FULL BAR<br />
For tables<br />
of eight or<br />
less<br />
YES<br />
u b<br />
H<br />
KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season<br />
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12/3: West Cape May Christmas Parade<br />
Jeff Van Drew<br />
Angela, Elizabeth<br />
Lisa, Sage<br />
Betty Louis, John Rick, Donna<br />
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Bring the<br />
Magic.<br />
Congress Hall is now<br />
hiring for all Winter<br />
Wonderland positions.<br />
VIEW OPEN JOBS<br />
November 25, 2022 — January 1, 2023<br />
Variety of Seasonal Positons Available | On-Site Training Provided | CapeCareers.com<br />
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THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE<br />
What You Need To<br />
Know About The<br />
Food And The Vibe<br />
Meals<br />
Served<br />
Price Of<br />
Entrées<br />
Bar Or<br />
BYOB?<br />
Should I<br />
Book?<br />
Food For<br />
Kids?<br />
MAD BATTER<br />
19 Jackson Street, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-5970<br />
www.madbatter.com<br />
It’s the original fine dining restaurant in Cape May.<br />
The food is always creative and the breakfasts and<br />
brunches, hard to beat — hence the lines.<br />
B, L, D<br />
$26-$37<br />
Cards:<br />
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MAGNOLIA ROOM<br />
301 Howard Street, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-8409<br />
www.chalfonte.com/the-magnolia-room<br />
Old-fashioned southern cuisine providing ultimate<br />
comfort inside the historic Chalfonte Hotel. Eat inside<br />
or on the veranda — there’s nothing more Southern<br />
than spending the evening in a rocking chair.<br />
B, D<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC, AE, D<br />
FULL BAR YES YES<br />
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MARIO’S PIZZA<br />
Washington Commons<br />
(609) 884-0085<br />
www.mariosofcapemay.com<br />
Homemade specialties and secret sauces, from classic<br />
pizza (using homemade dough daily) to paninis, garlic<br />
knots and pasta dishes.<br />
L, D<br />
$6-$20<br />
Cards:<br />
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AE, D<br />
BYOB NO YES<br />
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MAYER’S TAVERN<br />
894 3rd Avenue, Cape May<br />
(609) 435-5078<br />
www.mayerstavern.com<br />
The legendary harborfront dive bar reopened with<br />
a smart renovation undertaken by the Laudeman<br />
family. But the character remains, along with those<br />
fried scallops.<br />
D<br />
$15-$19<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC, AE, D<br />
FULL BAR NO YES<br />
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MUDHEN<br />
127 W. Rio Grande Avenue, Wildwood<br />
(609) 846-7918<br />
www.mudhenbrew.com<br />
Sip on craft beers inside this rustic brewpub while<br />
enjoying delicious and casual fare including their<br />
BBQ smokehouse menu, juicy burgers and specialty<br />
mac-and-cheese dishes. Great outdoor space!<br />
L, D<br />
$14-$35<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC,<br />
AE, D<br />
FULL BAR NO YES<br />
u b<br />
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OCEAN VIEW<br />
Beach and Grant Avenues, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-3772<br />
www.oceanviewrestaurant.com<br />
A large and very reliable menu. Classic diner food,<br />
oversized portions, and very reasonably priced. A<br />
locals’ favorite for a reason.<br />
B, L<br />
$9-$30<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC, AE, D<br />
BYOB NO YES<br />
u b<br />
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OUT THERE COFFEE<br />
315 Ocean Street, Cape May<br />
www.outtherecoffee.com<br />
Start every morning with their home-roasted coffee,<br />
super-food lattes, gluten free baked goods and<br />
varieties of toasts and frozen drinks.<br />
Pastries,<br />
toast and<br />
snacks<br />
$5-$10<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC, AE, D<br />
N/A NO YES<br />
b<br />
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OYSTER BAY<br />
615 Lafayette Street, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-2111<br />
www.oysterbayrestaurant.com<br />
Eat in the lovely, airy dining room or in the adjoining<br />
bar area with a fun vibe. There’s also a daily bar<br />
menu, happy hour, great martinis and classic,<br />
generous dishes.<br />
D<br />
$12-$29<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC, AE, D<br />
FULL BAR YES YES<br />
u b<br />
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PEACE PIE<br />
326 Carpenter’s Lane, Cape May<br />
(609) 435-5321<br />
www.peacepieworld.com<br />
Enjoy gourmet ice-cream sandwiches and signature<br />
Peace Pie squares made with your favorite flavors of<br />
ice cream.<br />
Dessert<br />
$6<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC, AE, D<br />
N/A NO YES<br />
b<br />
H<br />
PETER SHIELDS INN<br />
1301 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-9090<br />
www.petershieldsinn.com<br />
The Georgian Revival mansion is magnificent and<br />
the modern American menu matches it all the way.<br />
Bring your own favorite wine for a singular dining<br />
experience on the beachfront.<br />
D<br />
$22-$39<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC, D<br />
BYOB YES NO H<br />
PIER HOUSE<br />
1317 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />
(609) 898-2244<br />
www.capemaylamer.com<br />
This chic, airy restaurant, steps from the beach, is<br />
housed in La Mer Beachfront Resort, serving up<br />
Mediterranean-influenced dishes. The patio is the<br />
perfect place to enjoy the ocean breezes.<br />
B, L, D<br />
$12-$48<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC, AE, D<br />
FULL BAR YES YES<br />
u b<br />
H<br />
KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season<br />
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Bird Droppings<br />
Dispatches from the nation’s birdwatching capital… by Seymore Thanu<br />
It is my custom to sit on my back porch<br />
at dawn to take the pulse of the universe<br />
and assess the progress of our planet. I<br />
don’t get paid for this, nobody appointed<br />
me planetary custodian, it’s just my way<br />
of being grounded. So it is my privilege to<br />
tell you that even if the human world appears<br />
chaotic and off the wheels, the natural world<br />
is right on track and winter has arrived right<br />
on time and the winter pattern is upon us. The<br />
birds who are nature’s envoys, told me so.<br />
It was clear and cold last night, perfect<br />
migration conditions for late-migrating species.<br />
One of the first sounds I heard was the<br />
bleat of a robin. You are probably thinking,<br />
“American Robin is a harbinger of Spring.” Yes<br />
and no. Here in Cape May, robins are found<br />
year-round. Not the same robins and not<br />
engaged in the same daily pattern. Our breeding<br />
robins are long gone. Safely ensconced in<br />
orchards and berry-rich woodlands across the<br />
southeastern United States. The bird I heard<br />
this morning was likely a northern breeder, a<br />
bird raised in a willow thicket in Labrador or<br />
Northern Quebec, where winter is never far<br />
away. Hardy almost beyond reckoning, these<br />
sturdy northern breeders will be here all winter,<br />
roosting by the thousands in White Cedar<br />
stands and open marsh.<br />
During the day they fan out to forage, for<br />
the most part, on the bounty of holly berries<br />
embedded in our woodlands and suburban<br />
yards. Snow? What of it? The berries are festooned<br />
above the forest floor. Add a little open<br />
water, robins are compulsive bathers, and<br />
South Jersey becomes the American Robin’s<br />
perfect winter retreat. Or would be, were<br />
it not for the bounty of wintering Cooper’s<br />
Hawks who include robins on their menu.<br />
Once considered an Endangered<br />
Species in New Jersey, the torpedo-shaped,<br />
bird-hunting hawks haunt bird feeders and<br />
keep wintering Mourning Doves and pigeons<br />
on high alert. John James Audubon even knew<br />
Cooper’s Hawk as “the great pigeon hawk,” a<br />
reference to its partiality to Passenger Pigeon,<br />
a species once accounted the most abundant<br />
terrestrial life form on the planet. Following<br />
the demise of the Passenger Pigeon, Cooper’s<br />
Hawks diversified their epicurean portfolios.<br />
Today they flourish in the hybrid habitat we<br />
call suburbia, finding just the right mix of<br />
broken vegetation and Cooper’s-sized prey.<br />
By feeding birds in your backyard, you<br />
are not causing them to be killed, only killed<br />
where you will observe the drama. Cooper’s<br />
Hawks are going to kill and consume two<br />
birds a day one way or the other. Live with it.<br />
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THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE<br />
What You Need To<br />
Know About The<br />
Food And The Vibe<br />
Meals<br />
Served<br />
Price Of<br />
Entrées<br />
Bar Or<br />
BYOB?<br />
Should I<br />
Book?<br />
Food For<br />
Kids?<br />
PIGDOG BEACH BAR<br />
3501 Boardwalk, Wildwood<br />
(609) 729-3700<br />
www.moreyspiers.com<br />
POPPI’S<br />
4709 New Jersey Avenue, Wildwood<br />
(609) 600-3964<br />
www.poppisbrickoven.com<br />
PROVENCE<br />
2 North Main Street, CM Court House<br />
(609) 884-4948<br />
www.provencecapemay.com<br />
QUINCY’S LOBSTER ROLLS<br />
320 Washington Street, Cape May<br />
(609) 600-3571<br />
www.quincysoriginal.com<br />
RIO STATION<br />
3505 Route 9 South, Rio Grande<br />
(609) 889-2000<br />
www.riostation.com<br />
RUSTY NAIL<br />
205 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-0017<br />
www.caperesorts.com<br />
SALTWATER CAFE<br />
1231 NJ-109<br />
(609) 884-2403<br />
www.saltwatercafecapemay.com<br />
SAPORE ITALIANO<br />
416 South Broadway, West Cape May<br />
(609) 600-1422<br />
www.saporeitalianorestaurant.com<br />
SEASALT<br />
1035 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-7000<br />
www.capemayoceanclubhotel.com<br />
SHAMONE<br />
200 Congress Place, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-8421<br />
www.kararestaurantgroup.com<br />
STUBBORN BROTHERS<br />
2701 Boardwalk, Wildwood<br />
(609) 729-3700<br />
www.moreyspiers.com<br />
It’s family friendly, dog friendly and the best BBQ spot<br />
on the beach. The beach bar offers games for everyone<br />
to enjoy and serves up cool summer cocktails and a<br />
range of domestic and imports.<br />
Enjoy their old-world recipes in a relaxed atmosphere<br />
with rustic charm. They select the finest local ingredients<br />
for each dish and welcome your family to be a<br />
part of their family.<br />
Experience exquisite French cuisine that can only be<br />
described as a beautifully choreographed synergy of<br />
food, flavors and techniques, plated with undeniable<br />
flair and whimsey.<br />
Bringing a little taste of New England to Cape May.<br />
Indulge in classic lobster rolls, lobster salads, crab<br />
rolls and other quick-bite favorites at either of their<br />
locations including Beach Avenue.<br />
New owners Bill and Megan Bumbernick bring their<br />
restaurant chops all the way from the Surfing Pig in<br />
North Wildwood to the Rio. They’ll continue serving<br />
excellent food with the same friendly service.<br />
Beachfront dining at its coolest. Grab a spot in the<br />
sand, gather around the firepit, or sit at their indoor<br />
or outdoor bar while you feast on seriously good eats<br />
and drinks.<br />
Take in wonderful views of the waterfront while you<br />
enjoy delicious breakfast and lunch options on the<br />
harbor.<br />
Located in a magnificent Victorian mansion, with<br />
plenty of outdoor dining, and the food does it justice.<br />
Excellent Italian food and a lovely family-style<br />
ambience.<br />
Inspired by the ocean, and just steps away, this<br />
beachfront restaurant’s menu focuses on locally<br />
sourced seafood and signature craft cocktails.<br />
Take pleasure in an unlimited brunch or a 15-course<br />
tasting menu for dinner at Cape May’s only tapasstyle<br />
restaurant!<br />
This spot is great for the whole family to come eat,<br />
drink, laugh, and settle their family disputes. Enjoy<br />
ocean views, great food and ice-cold brews on the<br />
boardwalk.<br />
L, D<br />
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B, L, D<br />
L, D<br />
B, L<br />
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$13-$29<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC, AE, D<br />
Cards:<br />
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Cards:<br />
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KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season<br />
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Happy Holidays!<br />
Joe<br />
Canal’s<br />
OF CAPE MAY<br />
DISCOUNT Liquor Outlet<br />
Visit joe-canals.com - click on Cape May location<br />
to place orders for curbside pickup.<br />
918 RTE 9, CAPE MAY @ END OF PARKWAY • 609-884-7676<br />
& RIO GRANDE @ 1613 RTE 47 SOUTH • 609-886-9786<br />
December 8, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 33
THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE<br />
What You Need To<br />
Know About The<br />
Food And The Vibe<br />
Meals<br />
Served<br />
Price Of<br />
Entrées<br />
Bar Or<br />
BYOB?<br />
Should I<br />
Book?<br />
Food For<br />
Kids?<br />
TACO CABALLITO TEQUILERIA<br />
429 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-4800<br />
www. tacocaballitotequileria.com<br />
Formerly Cabanas Beach Bar & Grille, their reinvented<br />
concept lets you enjoy authentic Mexican dishes and<br />
handcrafted margaritas made with artisanal tequilas.<br />
L, D<br />
$10-$18<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC, AE, D<br />
FULL BAR NO YES<br />
b<br />
H U<br />
TISHA’S<br />
318 Washington Street Mall, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-9119<br />
www.tishasfinedining.com<br />
This local favorite serves delicious food for lunch and<br />
dinner. And they have a pet-firendly patio too. Check<br />
out their sister restaurant, 5 West Pub, too.<br />
B, L, D<br />
$18-$35<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC, AE, D<br />
BYOB YES YES b U<br />
TOMMY’S FOLLY CAFE<br />
200 Congress Place, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-6566<br />
www.caperesorts.com<br />
Filled with everything you need to keep you going<br />
all day long. Enjoy fresh-brewed La Colombe coffee,<br />
specialty drinks and an assortment of baked goods<br />
and breakfast paninis.<br />
B, D<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC, AE, D<br />
BYOB NO YES<br />
b<br />
H<br />
THE UGLY MUG<br />
426 Washington Street Mall, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-3459<br />
A Cape May legend. Inside, you’ll enjoy a classic<br />
pub atmosphere. Outside, it’s a great spot for<br />
people watching. Check their ad for upcoming live<br />
entertainment.<br />
L, D<br />
$12-$25<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC, AE, D<br />
FULL BAR NO YES b H<br />
UNCLE BILL’S PANCAKE HOUSE<br />
Beach Avenue and Perry, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-7199<br />
Reliably good food — there is a reason why people<br />
wait in line. You can sit outside with ocean and beach<br />
views — and dine with your dog if the weather is<br />
nice.<br />
B, L<br />
$4-$9<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC, AE, D<br />
BYOB NO YES<br />
u b<br />
H U<br />
UNION PARK<br />
Beach Avenue and Howard Street<br />
(609) 884-8811<br />
www.unionparkdiningroom.com<br />
Fine dining in a classic old hotel, where both the<br />
decor and the food are inspired. Voted one of the<br />
best restaurants in the state by New Jersey Monthly<br />
magazine.<br />
D<br />
$18-$35<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC, AE<br />
BYOB YES YES<br />
u b<br />
H<br />
VIGGIANO’S ON SUNSET<br />
109 Sunset Blvd, West Cape May<br />
(609) 435-5026<br />
www.viggianosbyob.com<br />
A new family-friendly Italian restaurant, from the<br />
same owners as the popular Conshocken restaurant.<br />
Expect classic Italian food done right and a welcome<br />
as hearty as the pasta dishes.<br />
D<br />
$15-$45<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC, AE, D<br />
BYOB YES YES<br />
u b<br />
H<br />
VINCENZO’S LITTLE ITALY<br />
3704 Bayshore Road, North Cape May<br />
(609) 889-6610<br />
www.vincenzoslittleitaly.com<br />
VINTAGE<br />
1048 Washington Street<br />
609-224-6064<br />
www.capemaymac.org<br />
WASHINGTON INN<br />
801 Washington Street, Cape May<br />
(609) 884-5697<br />
www.washingtoninn.com<br />
If you want to bring the family for a fine and fun<br />
Italian meal, look no further. The kids will love it.<br />
Excellent pasta dishes, and they’ve recently expanded<br />
their pizzeria.<br />
The newest addition to the grounds of the Emlen<br />
Physick Estate. Cape May MAC partnered with the<br />
folks behind George’s Place to create a modern,<br />
eclectic and delicious dining experience.<br />
Superb gourmet food, and a cool-but-cozy bar. Check<br />
out an amazing wine list of over 10,000 bottles;<br />
they’ve got the largest wine cellar in South Jersey.<br />
L, D<br />
BRUNCH, D<br />
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$10-$31<br />
Cards:<br />
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$9-$43<br />
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$18-$34<br />
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YOUNGER BROTHER<br />
314 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />
(609) 898-2009<br />
www.kararestaurantgroup.com<br />
Another fine eating experience from the Kara Group.<br />
Enjoy brunch and dinner in this cozy beachfront<br />
eatery. Their lobster brunch is one of the more<br />
innovative menu creations in town.<br />
BRUNCH, D<br />
$14-$42<br />
Cards:<br />
V, MC, AE, D<br />
BYOB YES NO b H<br />
KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season<br />
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12/3: West Cape May Christmas Parade<br />
Emily, Jennine<br />
Pat, Ann<br />
Ellie, Kim<br />
Candice, Jamie Rob, Lynda Carol, Doug<br />
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It’s hard to believe the holiday season<br />
is here. The town is all decked out in<br />
Victorian splendor, and you’re hopefully<br />
spending time with friends and family in<br />
the upcoming weeks. Why not celebrate<br />
it with a new take on a holiday classic? A<br />
Christmas Story Christmas is a proper update of<br />
the 1983 original. In recent years, the classic<br />
has run on a continuous holiday loop on some<br />
channels. Now HBO Max is streaming the<br />
new movie, and Peter Billingsly (Ralphie) is<br />
back in the lead role.<br />
In 2012, studios attempted a sequel, A<br />
Christmas Story 2, and failed miserably. They<br />
did not bring back many (if any) of the original<br />
cast, and it bombed with both critics<br />
and fans. Sequel aside, this year’s A Christmas<br />
Story Christmas gives us a modern look at the<br />
storyline with all the familiar faces. Ralphie is<br />
determined to become a published writer of a<br />
Great American Novel, and he comes home to<br />
help his new family celebrate Christmas. He<br />
is supported by his wife Sandy (Erinn Hayes)<br />
and his two children, Mark (River Drosche)<br />
The Movie Column<br />
By guest columnist Will Rodebaugh, III<br />
and Julie (Julianna Layne).<br />
The original book that inspired the movie<br />
was from author Jean Shepherd, and he<br />
wrote the series of stories from his childhood<br />
for Playboy in the 1960s. The collection of<br />
semi-autobiographical stories was published<br />
under the title “In God We Trust, All Others<br />
Pay Cash.” In 1983, the film was released as A<br />
Christmas Story. The rest is history.<br />
Without giving too much away, Ralphie<br />
receives some support from several familiar<br />
faces. In addition to the support, his family<br />
and friends also stand by him through a huge<br />
and heartbreaking family setback. This movie<br />
has been far better received by critics and<br />
audiences than its first sequel. You can hardly<br />
call this franchise a trilogy, but now at least<br />
there is a respectable refresh. This movie also<br />
comes with some valuable lessons. One great<br />
lesson learned is that the family and friends<br />
you surround yourself with is the best kind of<br />
hope. Also, some simple, but profound lessons<br />
in this movie are to stay true to yourself<br />
and never give upon your dreams. Sure, it’s<br />
not a quest for an official Red Ryder carbine<br />
action, 200-shot, range model air rifle with a<br />
compass… but it works.<br />
What are you watching this holiday season?<br />
Anything stand out as a real winner? Let<br />
us know by emailing flixyoumissed@gmail.<br />
com. And while you’re at it, let us know about<br />
any Oscar predictions you might have. In the<br />
meantime, have a wonderful holiday season<br />
filled with good times and great movies.<br />
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5. Polar Express<br />
6. Scrooge<br />
7. Nightmare<br />
9. White Christmas<br />
11. Tim Allen<br />
ACROSS<br />
6. Snuggle<br />
8. Miracle<br />
9. Wonderful<br />
10. Heat Miser<br />
12. Home Alone<br />
13. Clark Griswold<br />
18. Believe<br />
20. Sticky Bandits<br />
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12/3: West Cape May<br />
Christmas Parade<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Sweet<br />
LOUISA’S CHOCOLATE BAR<br />
Open from 11am-5pm Tuesday-Sunday<br />
609-884-5519 • 106 Jackson Street<br />
Michael, Dan, Maria<br />
Books... your best friend<br />
Margie, Jeff, Kreni, Raymond<br />
Cape Atlantic<br />
Book Company<br />
OPEN @ 10am<br />
City Centre Mall 2nd floor<br />
Washington Street Mall, Cape May<br />
609-846-7688 • capeatlanticbookco.com<br />
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Dr. Physick
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What could she be talking about?<br />
12/3: West Cape May<br />
Christmas Parade<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Why?<br />
Kaleidoscope’s<br />
20% off<br />
storewide sale!<br />
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506 WASHINGTON STREET MALL<br />
609-884-1702 * SCOPECAPEMAY.COM<br />
Eddy, Rosanne, Kevin<br />
Just for Laughs<br />
Your morning coffee need not be<br />
boring ever again.<br />
Watch your civil<br />
liberties disappear as<br />
your coffee cools.<br />
Barsby family<br />
Wipe the smile off<br />
that cat as you sip<br />
your morning brew.<br />
504 WASHINGTON STREET MALL<br />
609-884-5466 * SCOPECAPEMAY.COM<br />
Davis and Ladies<br />
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The Activity Column<br />
Catherine Dugan’s guide to getting out there... this week, treat yourself to some holiday fun!<br />
When you’re the person in charge<br />
of creating holiday magic, it’s<br />
easy to believe that everything<br />
was better in the past. You can<br />
drive yourself crazy trying to<br />
match some idealized vision of your own<br />
childhood. Let’s face it, most things are better<br />
when you’re young because someone else is<br />
in charge of making things merry. (Also, most<br />
things are more fun BECAUSE you’re young.)<br />
While you’re working to make others happy<br />
this season, treat yourself, too.<br />
Act like a child this December. Keep<br />
secrets and hide presents — no one is too<br />
sophisticated for surprises, even if the surprise<br />
is a gift card for an oil change or a donation<br />
to a good cause. Stir your hot chocolate<br />
with a candy cane. Sing carols at the top of<br />
your lungs. Play games that make you laugh.<br />
Wear reindeer earrings and an unfortunate<br />
sweater and relish any eyerolls they bring —<br />
someday you’ll miss these teen years. Listen<br />
to soothing audiobooks while baking cookies<br />
to give away. Schedule an upside-down day,<br />
where you eat pizza for breakfast and scrambled<br />
eggs for dinner. Ride your bike to the post<br />
office to mail a letter. Dress in a fancy outfit<br />
for dinner and take selfies.<br />
Do a “touristy” Cape May thing you’ve<br />
never done. Buy a box of treats from A Ca<br />
Mia to enjoy over late-night chit chat. Let<br />
someone tell you a story — “master storyteller”<br />
Gayle Stahlhuth performs a selection of<br />
stories in the East Lynne Theater Company’s<br />
“Christmas Presents from the Past,” Friday,<br />
December 9 at 8pm; Saturday, December 10<br />
at 2pm; and Saturday, December 10 at 8pm at<br />
Cape May Presbyterian Church, 500 Hughes<br />
Street. Tickets are $28 with discounts for<br />
students and military. Children 12 and under<br />
are free. Visit eastlynnetheater.org for more.<br />
Or introduce kids over 12 to a classic — Cape<br />
May Stage presents “One Christmas Carol”<br />
through December 30, Wednesday through<br />
Saturday at 7pm and Saturday and Sunday<br />
at 2pm. Most tickets are $45, with discounts<br />
available. Visit capemaystage.org.<br />
Lock your hands behind your back and<br />
don’t touch anything as you browse through<br />
the “Old-Fashioned Christmas” Exhibit in the<br />
Carriage House of the Physick Estate through<br />
January 1. There’s a giant Christmas Tree,<br />
model trains and more nostalgia than you<br />
can shake a stick at. Admission is free. Visit<br />
capemaymac.org for more information and<br />
to watch the video of the volunteers putting it<br />
all together – you’ll be inspired and may feel<br />
better about your own accomplishments.<br />
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PATRICIA<br />
JACKSON<br />
Jewelers<br />
11/26: Small Business Saturday<br />
On The Washington Street Mall<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
OPEN DAILY 12-5<br />
*CLOSED WEDNESDAYS*<br />
Creators of Cape May<br />
and Exit 0 Charms!<br />
Custom work in platinum, 18k & 14k gold<br />
or sterling silver is our specialty<br />
only on-premises jewelers in the area<br />
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Michael, Mike, Jillian, Ken<br />
ARDEN’S KIDS<br />
GIFTS & CLOTHING<br />
Hailey, Megan, Zack<br />
OPEN DAILY<br />
Washington Common, Cape May<br />
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Maddie, Alex, Kevin
11/26: Small Business Saturday On The Washington Street Mall<br />
Brandon, Marc, Bridget, Alissa<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />
Celebrate Cape Island This Christmas!<br />
2022 Beach Tag<br />
Christmas Tree Ornaments<br />
Upcycled Retro Beach Tag<br />
Christmas Tree Ornament Packs<br />
Open DAILY 10:30am-5:00pm<br />
Cape May’s Full-Service Jeweler<br />
Offering Custom Designs,<br />
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Beach Tag<br />
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Shop online at trinketscapemay.com<br />
December 8, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 45
11/26: Small Business Saturday On The Washington Street Mall<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Frankie, Soren<br />
Dominick, Jose, Sharon<br />
Beth, Pat, Kathy<br />
Addison, Avery, Brandon<br />
Principe family<br />
Beth, Judy, Dana, Obrey<br />
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11/26: Small Business Saturday On The Washington Street Mall<br />
Hnath family<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />
December 8, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 47
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The Answer Lady invites inquiries from<br />
gentle readers on all manner of relationship<br />
quandaries, matters of the<br />
heart and ethics. If you’d like to send<br />
a query, write to info@exitzero.us. Or,<br />
simply sit back, enjoy a cup of coffee and contemplate<br />
the wisdom herein.<br />
Dear Answer Lady<br />
I hosted our family’s Thanksgiving dinner<br />
and was appalled that at the end of the meal, all<br />
the men escaped to the family room to watch<br />
football, leaving the women and kids to cleanup.<br />
It’s not that there weren’t enough hands<br />
on deck, it’s that not one of them even offered.<br />
What do I do? Christmas Eve and The Seven<br />
Fishes is coming up. I don’t want to go all<br />
preachy on them but come on. Putting dishes<br />
in the dishwasher or clearing the table is not a<br />
gender-specific chore. — Dish Pan Hands<br />
Dear Dish Pan<br />
You could ask them. Sans preaching.<br />
You can’t expect a group of people to behave<br />
differently than they have for decades, if not<br />
their whole lives. Do you think they noticed<br />
The Answer Lady<br />
Wise answers to perplexing questions<br />
it bothered you? Of course not. At the end of<br />
meal, lightheartedly say, “Guys if you want<br />
dessert or another meal ever again, give us<br />
hand with these dishes.” A little coaxing may<br />
be needed with the aid of your female team,<br />
but they’ll get with the program, even it’s just<br />
their dishes, which would be a great start. And<br />
make sure you get to the Lobster House early<br />
to secure your seafood selection, or you won’t<br />
have to worry about dishes.<br />
Dear Answer Lady<br />
My wife is getting on my nerves. She never<br />
puts her phone down. We were just at Grana<br />
for dinner and she played scrabble the entire<br />
time. We had quite a row about it and I’m not<br />
backing down. I refuse to go out with her if she<br />
takes that phone. Better yet, I’ll go to dinner<br />
without her. Hell, I’m alone anyway when she’s<br />
at the table. In the living room. In bed. And our<br />
kids are following suite. They’re young but I<br />
can see the pattern beginning. It’s just wrong.<br />
I want help to deal with it better. — Mad Man<br />
Dear Mad<br />
You have made your feelings known. The<br />
Answer Lady suggests you take your wife out<br />
to dinner, explaining it is a romantic dinner.<br />
The Ebbitt Room or Pier One would be two of<br />
many options. See if she uses her phone. If so,<br />
her phone addiction is the least of your worries.<br />
Either she needs therapy, or you both need<br />
marriage counseling. As for your kids, take<br />
the phones away and when you return them,<br />
provide rules regarding its usage. Suggest to<br />
your wife that she set an example as well.<br />
December 8, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 49
11/26: Small Business Saturday<br />
On The Washington Street Mall<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Steve, Sue, Hadley<br />
Stacey, Julie, Bill<br />
Angela<br />
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11/26: Small Business Saturday<br />
On The Washington Street Mall<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Alissa<br />
Joe, Donna<br />
AVIATION MUSEUM<br />
TEMPORARILY CLOSED<br />
FOR ROOF REPLACEMENT<br />
Danielle, Nina<br />
Remi, Mike<br />
Gestan, Amanda<br />
Alex, Kelsey<br />
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11/26: Small Business Saturday<br />
On The Washington Street Mall<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
CAPE MAY RADIO<br />
WCFA 101.5 FM<br />
is Cape May’s community<br />
radio station, owned and<br />
operated by the 501(c)(3)<br />
non-profit Center for<br />
Community Arts located in<br />
Cape May, New Jersey.<br />
Kaylee, Justin<br />
Chris, Rex<br />
Sarah, Rob<br />
Dougy, Dan<br />
WCFA features music and<br />
conversation, community<br />
storytelling, and local affairs<br />
programs, all produced and<br />
hosted by volunteers.<br />
Amy, Jeff<br />
Broadcasting to southern<br />
Cape May County & streaming<br />
around the world at<br />
capemayradio.org<br />
December 8, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 53
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11/17: Cape May Stage’s “One<br />
Christmas Carol” After Party At Fins<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Robert Panaccio, VMD<br />
Robert Moffatt, VMD<br />
Nancy Reilly, VMD<br />
Patricia J. Link, DVM<br />
John, Jen, J.Max<br />
694 Petticoat Creek Lane, Cape May<br />
609-884-1729<br />
capemayvet.com<br />
hours by appointment<br />
MAKING TECHNOLOGY<br />
JUST WORK!<br />
Laine, Ken<br />
Marvin, Lee<br />
December 8, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 55
New Jersey<br />
SAFE PASSING LAW<br />
Effective March 1, 2022<br />
Create safer conditions for bicyclists & pedestrians on NJ roads!<br />
FOLLOW THE RULES...<br />
1<br />
Move over one lane to<br />
allow for extra space<br />
when possible & safe to<br />
do so.<br />
2<br />
If moving is not possible,<br />
driver must allow<br />
4 feet of space while<br />
approaching/passing.<br />
3<br />
If neither is possible,<br />
reduce speed to 25 mph<br />
& be prepared to stop<br />
if necessary.<br />
4 ft.<br />
YOU have the power<br />
to keep them SAFE.<br />
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11/17: Cape May Stage’s “One Christmas Carol” After Party At Fins<br />
10. Tom and Sue Carroll Greta, Janice, Irene, Wendy<br />
Diane, Paul<br />
Ed and Laura Goodavage, Kathy and Mike Satt<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM
11/17: Cape May Stage’s “One<br />
Christmas Carol” After Party At Fins<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Take The Chill<br />
Challenge!<br />
Marlena, Amy, Drew<br />
Take an active role in demonstrating<br />
that you care about Cape May by making<br />
some energetic energy choices!<br />
• Buy locally and invest in and use your own reusable grocery bags<br />
• Invest in and use a reusable water bottle and coffee mug<br />
• Use cloth towels instead of paper<br />
• Turn water off when not in use like when cleaning your teeth<br />
• Cut your shower time and use cooler water<br />
• Rinse and Recycle all that you can<br />
• When you can, ride a bike or walk<br />
• Be respectful of our trees<br />
• Find local farmers markets and shop there – it’s fresh and fun<br />
• Carry litter from the beach and use containers provided<br />
• Dry towels and clothing on a clothes line when possible<br />
• STOP idling your car<br />
• Turn off lights when not in use/needed<br />
• Use LED light bulbs and unplug electronics when not in use<br />
• Grow your flower or vegetable garden with plants that attract bees<br />
and butterflies, and require less water<br />
• Tread lightly – explore local nature centers and trails<br />
• Build responsibly – Support Green Energy!<br />
ACT PERSONALLY TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE FOR THE<br />
CAPE MAY COMMUNITY WE ALL LOVE!<br />
Environmental Commission meets fourth Tuesday each month at<br />
11am in City Hall. All are welcome. Get involved! THANK YOU!<br />
Angel, Mark, J.Max Baker, Desiree, Roy<br />
Denise Shutter, Roy Steinberg, J.Max Baker<br />
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11/18: West Cape May Hospitality Night<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />
Dawn, Ann<br />
Sue<br />
Karla, John<br />
Jim Ross<br />
Juliet<br />
Kevin, Brooke<br />
Sharon, Rich, Mike<br />
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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal<br />
Three beautiful dogs from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923<br />
HARLEY is a three-year-old, 75-pound mastiff<br />
mix who thinks he’s a lap dog. He loves<br />
people and will spend as much time as he can<br />
with them to enjoys pets. Harley has good<br />
leash manners and is learning more useful<br />
behavior cues. He also loves long car rides.<br />
Harley would be best as the only pet in the<br />
house but is very good with children.<br />
NALA is a happy and social two-year-old girl.<br />
She has a lot of energy and loves to play fetch<br />
and run around the yard. Once she works off<br />
that energy, she relaxes easily and loves to be<br />
pet. Nala’s leash-walking skills are improving<br />
daily, and she enjoys investigating her surroundings.<br />
She has lived with children before<br />
but needs a slow introduction to cats.<br />
CARMINE is an adorable, four-year-old mini<br />
doodle. He came to the shelter because he is<br />
fearful of men and can snap — only four times<br />
in four years. You’d never believe it after meeting<br />
him — he is extremely friendly and playful<br />
and requires a slow introduction to men. A<br />
woman owner who is patients with his anxiety<br />
would be best for Carmine.<br />
THE LOCALS<br />
CAPE MAY’S PREMIERE PODCAST<br />
Hosts John Cooke, Michael Clarke, Joe McLaughlin, Brady Schoenrock, Wendy Collins<br />
and Ed McDonough cover all you need to know about Cape May and the area.<br />
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Wishing you peace<br />
love, & prosperity<br />
From your friends at<br />
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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal<br />
Three beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923<br />
MEATBALL is a distinguished senior citizen<br />
who came to the shelter after 14 years in her<br />
home. Her owner fell ill, and it was decided<br />
that it was best to find Meatball a new home.<br />
She has a very sweet nature and in in very<br />
good health. Meatball would be good in a<br />
home with other cats, dogs and children and<br />
she is up to date on all vaccinations.<br />
MYSTIQUE is a 12-week-old ball of energy!<br />
She was found near the dumpster at the shelter<br />
in the rain, malnourished and shivering.<br />
Mystique needs a warm and loving home to<br />
truly take care of her. She’s ready for a busy<br />
and happy home with lots of toys to play with.<br />
Mystique would be good in a home with other<br />
cats, dogs and children.<br />
BEANS is an older boy who came to the shelter<br />
when he was found by a student near a<br />
school in Woodbine. He is believed to have<br />
had an owner, but no one has called looking<br />
for him. Beans doesn’t like being caged, but<br />
is loving, social and friendly. His age doesn’t<br />
slow him down and he would be great with<br />
other cats and children.<br />
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11/18: West Cape May Hospitality Night<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
The Marandino Family<br />
Kathy, Norma, Nancy<br />
Zach, Amanda, & baby Zackary<br />
Jason, Megan, Lynn<br />
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Christian Jacopec, Chris Wimberg, Carol Sabo, Wayne Hoffman, Susan Hoffman
PROPERTY PAGES<br />
This stick built new construction, seashore cottage features three<br />
bedrooms, two baths and is located two blocks to the Delaware Bay. The home<br />
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include open concept living space, home office, first floor master suite with a<br />
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Asking: $568,000<br />
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Contact Kathleen Satt of DeSatnick Real Estate at 609.972.4014 or KSatt@deSatnickRealEstate.com today!<br />
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11/18: Rare Whiskey<br />
Dinner At The Pier House<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
815 Washington Street, Cape May<br />
DENNIS J. SPILKER<br />
Manager/Funeral Director NJ Lic. No. 4038<br />
KEVIN J. BEARE<br />
Funeral Director NJ Lic. No. 3806<br />
Cherishing Life’s Moments<br />
609-884-3793<br />
spilkerfuneralhome.com<br />
Maria, Denise, Lisa, Ray, Mila, Michael<br />
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Millennium Administrators is an<br />
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John, Linda<br />
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11/18: Rare Whiskey<br />
Dinner At The Pier House<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Bob, Teresa, Sandra, Dawn<br />
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Chuck, John, Nate, Denise<br />
Robyn, Les Bender, Francesca, Nicole<br />
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Work with Cape May’s premier vacation rental agency and for 10 consecutive years its<br />
top-selling real estate office. Allow our proven track record navigate you through a<br />
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UNITS 8-11, WILDWOOD<br />
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Listing Agent: Robert Hartman,<br />
Sales Associate, 609-780-4626<br />
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Listing Agent: Carol Menz,<br />
Broker of Record, 609-374-0325<br />
1011 LAFAYETTE STREET,<br />
UNIT 302, CAPE MAY<br />
1 Bedrooms | 1 Bath<br />
Listing Agent: Holly Steger,<br />
Sales Associate, 609-846-4819<br />
43 ROUTE 47N #M16,<br />
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Listing Agent: Barbara McPherson,<br />
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Selling Price $545,000<br />
Selling Price $697,000<br />
18 AVALON BOULEVARD,<br />
SWAINTON<br />
Multi-Family Duplex<br />
Seller’s Representative<br />
7 COVE DRIVE,<br />
NORTH CAPE MAY<br />
4 Bedrooms | 2.5 Baths<br />
Buyer’s Representative<br />
214 E. HILDRETH AVENUE,<br />
WILDWOOD<br />
Multi-Family Four-Plex<br />
Buyer’s Representative<br />
703 INDIAN AVENUE,<br />
NORTH CAPE MAY<br />
4 Bedrooms | 2.5 Bath<br />
Buyer’s Representative<br />
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941 COLUMBIA AVENUE • CAPE MAY • 609-884-5005
BARBARA McPHERSON<br />
Realtor Sales Associate<br />
Serving Clients<br />
for 25 Years:<br />
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& Renting<br />
2017, 2018,2019,2020 & 2021<br />
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Barbara@CoastlineRealty.com<br />
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609-972-9302<br />
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UNDER CONTRACT!<br />
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1320D<br />
Pennsylvania Ave,<br />
Cape May<br />
What a cute place to hang your hat at the Jersey Shore!<br />
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REBECCA SUNDSTROM<br />
Realtor Sales Associate<br />
609-513-4086<br />
Rebecca@CoastlineRealty.com<br />
New Jersey State Realtors®<br />
2020 Circle of Excellence Sales Award Bronze<br />
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SARAH ASHLEY SMITH<br />
Realtor Sales Associate<br />
609-554-0936<br />
SarahAshley@CoastlineRealty.com<br />
WEST CAPE MAY VACATION RENTAL<br />
103 Burgins Lane<br />
West Cape May<br />
BOB HARTMAN JR<br />
Realtor Sales Associate<br />
Direct 609-780-4626<br />
BobHartmanJr@CoastlineRealty.com<br />
Contact me for all your sales<br />
and rental needs!<br />
5200 BOARDWALK IN WILDWOOD<br />
4 Beds | 2.5 Baths<br />
Sleeps 8<br />
Custom built two-story townhouse<br />
in West Cape May. Weeks open for<br />
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Can be purchased individually too!<br />
Listed Price: $1,150,000<br />
Search online @ CoastlineRealty.com<br />
CAROL A. MENZ Broker/Owner gri, sres, crs, abr, sfr, rsps<br />
NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Award® Platinum 2015-2021<br />
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LICENSED REAL ESTATE BROKER<br />
Jersey Cape Rental Team<br />
Shannon, Lauren, Ann, Olivia, Diana<br />
609-884-5800<br />
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Victoria, Megan<br />
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11/18: Friendsgiving Party At La Mer Beach House<br />
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1119 INDIANA AVE.,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
Ryan Griffin<br />
Salesperson<br />
Direct: 609.602.5578<br />
Office: 609.884.1300<br />
FOR SALE<br />
4 BR/3.5 BA new<br />
construction with<br />
a private rear yard and<br />
in-ground pool.<br />
$1,849,000<br />
FOR SALE<br />
230 85TH ST.,<br />
SEA ISLE CITY<br />
2 BR/1 BA Townsends<br />
Inlet beach cottage on a<br />
40 x 100 lot.<br />
$1,695,000<br />
SOLD<br />
201.5 ATLANTIC AVE.,<br />
WEST CAPE MAY<br />
Disclosed Dual Agent<br />
Closing Date: 11/16/22<br />
Sold Price: $1,195,000<br />
RGriffin@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
FOR SALE<br />
408 PACIFIC AVE.,<br />
WEST CAPE MAY<br />
2 BR /1.5 BA home<br />
in close proximity to<br />
area attractions.<br />
$884,900<br />
FOR SALE<br />
601 MADISON AVE.,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
Established 12 room<br />
motel with 2 bedroom<br />
attached apartment.<br />
$4,890,000<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May, NJ 08204<br />
Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
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Dolores Lanzalotti, Broker/Owner<br />
739 Washington Street, Cape May, NJ 08204 Info@JerseyCapeRealty.com<br />
www.JerseyCapeRealty.com 609-884-5800
932 Columbia Ave, Cape May<br />
5 Bedrooms 3.5 Baths - $2,499,999<br />
420 Broadway, W Cape May - Unit 2<br />
8 Bedrooms 6 Baths - $1,650,000<br />
213 Sivia St, North Cape May<br />
4 Bedrooms 2 Baths - $389,990<br />
New Construction on Columbia Ave<br />
New modern beach house with inground<br />
pool. Open floor concept, coffered<br />
ceilings, 9 ft kitchen island, 2 ensuite<br />
master bedrooms, one on 1st floor.<br />
1061 Michigan Ave, Cape May<br />
3 Bedrooms 2 Baths - $1,695,000<br />
Unique Condo in West Cape May<br />
Open floor plans in both units, 4<br />
bedrooms & 3 baths in each. 2 nd floor unit<br />
boasts vaulted ceilings, a spiral staircase<br />
to the loft & bedroom. Nicely updated!<br />
Go To<br />
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Open floor living room leads into the<br />
updated kitchen. Large fenced in yard<br />
with plenty of room for entertaining.<br />
Close to beaches, restaurants & shopping!<br />
148 E Hudson Ave, Villas<br />
4 Bedrooms 2.5 Baths - $469,000<br />
Resort Style Rancher<br />
Features an in-ground pool and a covered<br />
backyard entertainment area! Recently<br />
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140 Cloverdale Ave, Villas<br />
2 Bedrooms 1 Bath - $349,900<br />
35 E Virginia Ave, Villas<br />
3 Bedroom 1 Bath - $310,000<br />
923 Farmdale Dr, W. Cape May<br />
4 Bedrooms 3 Bath - $1,099,000<br />
Lovely Cottage Close to the Bay<br />
Just 1.5 blocks to Delaware Bay! Comes<br />
fully furnished with a newer roof &<br />
central A/C unit. Large addition added. 1<br />
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next home, vacation or rental property!<br />
Spacious Home - Quiet Setting<br />
Bright & exquisitely maintained, this open<br />
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is perfect for entertaining. Newer roof,<br />
skylights, 2 car garage with spacious attic.<br />
609-884-5800<br />
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LISTING AGENT<br />
CHRISTINA CLEMANS<br />
1126 WASHINGTON STREET<br />
CAPE MAY, NEW JERSEY<br />
Cape May Cottage nestled on tree lined Washington Street near the Emlen Physick Estate,<br />
Tennis Club and park. Just a short walk to the Washington Street Mall and center city<br />
shops and restaurants and a quick bike ride to the beach. Classic Cape Cod Style home,<br />
beautifully restored with hardwood floors throughout, living room with fireplace, designer<br />
cook’s kitchen with breakfast bar, quartz countertops, dining area and a cozy sun porch.<br />
French doors that lead out to a lovely deck and patio, fenced yard with storage building,<br />
fire pit and outside shower.<br />
4 BEDROOMS 2 BATHS<br />
| 6 0 9 . 8 8 4 . 3 3 3 2<br />
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1159 Washington Street, Cape May NJ
The Exit Zero Crossword<br />
The theme is holiday movies... compiled by Nicole James<br />
1 2 3<br />
4 5<br />
6 7<br />
8<br />
9<br />
Abigail Nagel<br />
Salesperson/Client Service Specialist<br />
Office: 609.886.6000<br />
ANagel@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
10 11<br />
12<br />
20<br />
16 17<br />
13 14 15<br />
ACROSS<br />
6. “First, we’ll make snow angels<br />
for two hours, then we’ll go ice<br />
skating, then we’ll eat a whole<br />
roll of Toll House cookie dough<br />
as fast as we can, and then we’ll<br />
_______.” (7)<br />
8. What happened on 34th<br />
Street? (7)<br />
9. George Bailey realized he has<br />
this kind of life at the end of this<br />
iconic film. (9)<br />
10. Whatever he touches, starts<br />
to melt in his clutch. (4,5)<br />
12. Kevin is left behind when his<br />
family leaves for vacation. (4,5)<br />
13. He tries to have a perfect<br />
family Christmas in National<br />
Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.<br />
(5,8)<br />
18. If you can hear the bell in 5<br />
down, your truly _______. (7)<br />
20. Formerly known as the Wet<br />
Bandits in 12 across. (6,7)<br />
18 19<br />
DOWN<br />
1. “Merry Christmas ya ______<br />
animal.” (6)<br />
2. Shows George Bailey how he’s<br />
touched many lives?(8)<br />
3. Teaches 17 down to embrace<br />
the Christmas spirit. (5,3,3)<br />
4. This red-nosed reindeer stars<br />
in a classic stop-motion film. (7)<br />
5. This train travels to the North<br />
Pole on Christmas Eve.(5,7)<br />
6. You must be a real _______<br />
to hate Christmas. (7)<br />
7. Jack tries to take over Santa’s<br />
role in _________ Before<br />
Christmas. (9)<br />
9. This 1954 classic stars Bing<br />
Crosby. (5,9)<br />
11. Stars in The Santa Clause. (3,5)<br />
14. He’ll shoot his eye out. (7)<br />
15. Some do not believe this<br />
Bruce Willis film is a Christmas<br />
movie. (3,4)<br />
16. Has eyes made of coal. (6)<br />
17. “The, the, the, the, — The<br />
______.” (6)<br />
19. Buddy sets out to find his dad<br />
in New York City in this film. (3)<br />
SOLUTIONS ON PAGE 39<br />
FOR SALE<br />
104 ELLERY RD.,<br />
VILLAS<br />
3 BR/2 BA home with the first<br />
floor offering a full kitchen<br />
and living room.<br />
$409,000<br />
FOR SALE<br />
23 HYANNIS DR.,<br />
LOWER TOWNSHIP<br />
3 BR/2 BA home with a fireplace,<br />
dining room, family room, and<br />
hardwood flooring in kitchen.<br />
$499,000<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
Kathleen Satt<br />
Broker/Salesperson<br />
Direct: 609.972.4014<br />
Office: 609.884.1300<br />
KSatt@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
FOR SALE<br />
27 BAYBERRY RD.,<br />
VILLAS<br />
3 BR/2 BA custom stick<br />
built, new construction.<br />
$568,000<br />
FOR SALE<br />
667 DIAS CREEK RD.,<br />
CMCH<br />
4 BR/2 BA home<br />
situated on just under an<br />
acre. $424,900<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
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(609) 884-5005<br />
CoastlineRealty.com<br />
FOR SALE<br />
113 INDIAN TRAIL RD, CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE<br />
4 BEDS - 3 BATHS -120’X300’ LOT - ASKING: 359,900<br />
CELL: (609) 408-4038<br />
REALTOR®, SALES ASSOCIATE<br />
JASON@COASTLINEREALTY.COM<br />
FEATURED AGENT<br />
JASON CASELLA<br />
“Jason is an exceptional<br />
realtor. We have bought<br />
and sold homes through<br />
him for a few years now<br />
and every experience has<br />
been wonderful.<br />
His knowledge, his<br />
attentiveness and his work<br />
ethic does not go unnoticed<br />
and we look forward to<br />
working with him for many<br />
years to come.” -H.F.<br />
FOR RENT<br />
1230 DELAWARE AVENUE, CAPE MAY<br />
3 BEDS - 1.1 BATHS - SLEEPS 6 - SUMMER ‘23 AVAILABILITY<br />
OUR EXPERIENCE IS YOUR BIGGEST ASSET!<br />
Carol Menz - Broker of Record & Owner<br />
941 Columbia Avenue, Cape May