Uncle Andy's Digest - June 2024

UNCLE 

DIGEST 

ANDY’S 

Your local guide to... well, just about anything! 

JUNE 

2024 

SINCE 1996 

LECTRICIAN 

ECHNOLOGY 

ERTIFICATE 

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Technician 

Wanted 

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04210 

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FREE 

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Central Maine Community College does not discriminate and is an equal opportunity/affirmative action employer. 

For more information, please call 207-755-5396 or email humanresources@cmcc.edu. 

PROGRAM DETAILS 

Through Workforce and Professional Development, Maine Jobs & R 

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becoming a licensed electrician, this program provides the courses to meet 

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June 24, 2024 

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• Agency liquor store 

with beer cave 

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• Lottery tickets 

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DONATE YOUR BOTTLES TO 

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What’s the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches 

and one watches cells. 

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Richard 

Courtemanche 


207-786-3622 

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Stacy Fortin 

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207-357-5429 

Ron Ouellette* 


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* Registered representative. Securities offered through MWA Financial Services Inc., a wholly owned 

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Mike 

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MODERN WOODMEN 

OF AMERICA 

JUNE 2024 

ACTIVITIES 

Saturday, June 8th 

Community Shredding Event 

9:00-11:00am 

MWA District Office 

184 Webster Street 

Lewiston, ME 

Free Event: 

Open to the Public 

3 Boxes per person 

(Residential Only) 

Tuesday, June 11th 

Roy’s Breakfast 

7:00-10:00am 

5 Washington Street 

Auburn, ME 

Members: $5.00 

Guests: $6.00 

Purchase Tickets: 6-05-2024 

(8:30am-1:00pm) 


Fielder’s Choice 

4:00-7:00pm 

680 Minot Ave Auburn, ME 


Guests: $3.50 


(8:30am-1:00pm) 

Wednesday, June 19th 

Dairy Joy 

3:00-7:00pm 

Auburn or Lewiston Location 


Guests: $2.50 


(8:30am-1:00pm) 

Thursday, June 20th 

Val’s Drive-In 

4:00-6:30pm 

925 Sabattus Street 

Lewiston, ME 


Guests: $8.00 


(8:30am-1:00pm) 


Taber’s 

4:00-7:00pm 

470 Lake Shore Drive 

Auburn, ME 


Guests: $11.00 


(8:30am-1:00pm) 

Reminder: Please do not call 

the restaurants. If you have a 

question, please call the office 

at 207-782-1833 or 207-333- 

6052 and speak with Jamie. 

Tickets must be purchased at 

the MWA District Office at 184 

Webster Street Lewiston on 

the dates/times listed for each 

activity. Menus are subject to 

change. No substitutions or 

add-ons. 

Most importantly - 

Have Fun! 

Y'all ever think that drinking water through a straw is opposite of snorkeling? 

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When I was a kid, my parents would always say, “Pardon my French” after a swear word. 

I’ll never forget that day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French.

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas 

than monkeys. It's true, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey. 

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Angelo “Coach Terry” 

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Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. 

Scan here to check out our catering options. 

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Stop in for 

Happy hour! 

Weekdays 4-6pm 

$2 off draft beer 

$1 off bottles & cans 

$5 mixed drinks* 

Closed monday 

memorial day through Labor Day 

My wife apologized for the first time ever today. She said 

she’s sorry she ever married me. 

*Well Drinks- Restrictions Apply 

Hours - Monday-Saturday 11am - 8pm 

Sunday 11am - 4pm 

Angelo & Angelo 

Terreri 

Carlene Roderick 

Sheryl Winter 



Out & About for 

Mother’s Day 

At Garden Spot 

Farm 

I love coming 

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They should stock ATMs better. I went to 4 different ones and they 

all said insufficient funds. 

JOIN A TEAM THAT VALUES ITS MEMBERS! 

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Allie Eck 

Immediate openings for 

experienced licensed electricians 

Warning everybody. College is out for the summer! 

Cliff Peaslee 

Dennis Peaslee, 

Owner 

START YOUR NEXT CHAPTER 

WITH AGENTS YOU’LL LOVE! 

Jodie Dancsak 



Jon 

Mercier 

Mark 

Turner 

Deb 

Morin 

Linda 

Dupuis 

Lindsay 

Wright 

Mason 

Dupuis 

List/Sell • Buyer Agency • Design-Build • Turn-Key Package 

(No Construction Loan Needed in Most Cases) 

The first Ten Commandments are the hardest. 

Dustin 

Mallar 

368 Minot Avenue, Auburn • 207.333.6001 • mainesourcehomes.com 

Malayka 

Harriman

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. 

What can I get you?” “Pop,” goes the weasel. 

KLJ Excavation 

& Construction 

Out and About 

with Maine 

Street Music 

15th Anniversary Party 

at Royal Oak Room 

Steve Grenier, 

Owner of Main Street 

Music Lesson's 

Kirk Waterman Logging 

• Fully insured 

• Full Site work : 

from clearing 

to completion 

Scott Gagne 

Ernie Gagne 

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110 Proctor Heights Dr. Waterford ME 04088 

Jeff Kilton 

People who are wrapped up in themselves are overdressed. 



Out and About 

with Maine 

Street Music 



An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame. 

Jeff & Dagny Morin 

Steve 

is doing an event 

and I didn’t have to 

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207.782.3734 

Serving Maine since 1947 

11 Library Ave. 

Auburn 

Larry Roy & 

Brian Gagnon 

We do Septics! 

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excavation, & Site work 

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If we made it illegal, do you think more people would vote?

If you solved the NY Times' Saturday crossword puzzle, you probably cheated. 

Out and About 

7 Year 

Itch Party 


Redemption 

Charlotte 

Leadbetter 

Tracey Terreri 

Chris Winter 

Backwoods Roasting 

Searra Winter 

I am logged in... therefore, I am. 



With This Ring 

Submitted by Pam Ashby 

An older man walked 

into a jewelry store one 

Friday with his beautiful 

young girlfriend at his 

side. 

A journey of a hundred miles starts with an argument over how to load the car. 

Providing a warm and comfortable 

home for our residents. 

The jeweler looked 

through his stock and 

brought out a $5000 ring 

and showed it to him. 

The old man said, “I 

don’t think you understand, 

I want something 

very special.” 

At that statement, the 

jeweler went to his special 

stock and brought 

another ring over. 

“Here’s a stunning ring 

at only $40,000”, the 

jeweler said. 

The young lady’s eyes 

sparkled and her whole 

body trembled with 

excitement. 

The old man seeing 

this said, “We’ll take it”. 

The jeweler asked how 

payment would be made 

and the old man stated 

he would pay by check. 

“I know you need to 

make sure my check 

is good, so I’ll write it 

now and you can call 

the bank on Monday to 

verify the funds and I’ll 

pick up the ring Monday 

afternoon,” he said. 

Monday morning a mad 

jeweler phoned the old 

man. 

“There’s no money in 

that account!” 

“I know”, said the old 

man. “But can you 

imagine the weekend I 

just had?” 

The Chapman House 

Home for senior ladies 

The Chapman House is a vibrant assisted living setting. 

Stop by and see how our services may 

benefit you or your loved one! 

The Chapman House has private rooms available for 

residents, aged 65 and older, who need assistance 

with bathing, medications, and meals. 

Call Bonnie to arrange a tour. 

41 Pleasant Street, Auburn | 207-783-0961 

Bonnie Iwans 



To belittle is to be little.

Justice is blind and in some cases... deaf and dumb. 

LIVE MUSIC 

EVERY WEDNESDAY 

7-9pm In Our Lounge 

6/5 - MURLYN GREENLEAF 




Farm 

6/12 - MATT FOURNIER 

6/19 - LARRISSA SMITH 

6/26 - PRESTON & CURRY 

LA’s One & Only True Hibachi Experience! 

40 East Avenue, Lewiston | www.sea40me.com | 207-795-6888 

Samantha 

Canonico 

Poland Spring Golf Course 

& Mel’s Hilltop Restaurant 

Designed by Donald Ross, the golf course is an 

18-hole, par 71, championship layout. Enjoy velvet 

bent grass greens, well maintained fairways, and 

tees for all abilities. We also have a driving range, 

practice putting green, and golf school. 

Come enjoy the scenery and the great food at 

Mel’s Hilltop Restaurant before or after your 

round, or just to have fun! 

Call the Pro Shop at (207) 998-6002 for tee 

times and more information. 

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Scott Smith 

Residential Friendly Dumpsters 

Rent a 

dumpster 

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10 yd. bin - 10’ long x 7’ wide - 4’ high 

14 yd. bin - 11’ long x 8 wide - 4.5’ high 

20 yd. bin - 11’ long x 8’ wide - 6’ high 

Dispatch 

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Cell: 207-212-0736 

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Greene, ME 04236 

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Our Residential Friendly Design Includes 

Easy Load Double Rear Doors 

Driveway Protection Boards 

Dependable Friendly Service 

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Grace Bertrand 

Lance Milliken 

When fear knocks at the door, and you answer, there will be no one there. 



Out and About 

with Maine 

Street Music 



Poverty is a condition with but one advantage, it doesn't take much to improve your lot. 

Enjoy Your Summer Activites! 

Bob Gary 

Firearms, Fishing, and Camping 

186 Sabattus Road, Sabattus, ME • (207) 375-6253 

2 Miles Off I-95 Exit 86 Family Owned & Operated 

Tammy Gary 

One great 

preformance after 

another. 

Check out our in-store weekly ad for our 2024 specials! 

Roy’s 

FOODLAND 

SATURDAY 

Beans, bread/rolls & 

cole slaw 

$11.99 

WEDNESDAY 

Ham, Veggie, Salami, 

or Pepperoni Italians 

$3.49 

PIZZA PACKS 

Pizza 

Packs 

$12.99 

Happy 

Father’s Day! 

Best Chicken & 

Ham Salad 

IN THE WORLD! 

Try our hamburger, 

it’s the best! 

Beanie Babies 

on Sale Here! 

70 Broad Street, Auburn • 207-783-8471 

www.ShopAtRoysFoodland.com 

Shawn & Abrey Holt 

Jenn Demers 

& Beth Asselin 

Muriel celebrated... 

her 90th birthday with us 

and can't wait for the next party! 

The Meadows 

“Maine’s Most Affordable Senior Living Center” 

A warm home-style assisted living center for self-sufficient seniors! 

We have availability starting at $1500 per month 

#433 RT. 202, P.O. BOX 629, GREENE • 946-3007 



Once you pass 40, your "big break" will probably be a bone.

The first rule of tinkering is to save all the parts. 

Out and About 

7 Year 

Itch Party 


Redemption 

WATER DAMAGE? 

For any disaster, Call ServiceMaster! 

ServiceMaster - The clean up experts after floods, fire, or mold. 

Elaine Terreri 

29 Brickyard Circle, Auburn 

(800) 244-7630 

(207) 539-4452 

www.smfireandwater.com 

www.smcarpetcleaning.com 

I'm retiring in Mexico. Sunny, affordable and no predatory reverse mortgages. 

Ellie LeBlond 

1940 - 2024 

• Restaurant 

• Mini Golf Course 

• Driving Range 

• Ice Cream Stand 

Treat Dad to a family FUN day 

this Father’s Day! 

SPRING/ SUMMER 

HOURS 

Miniature Golf & 

Driving Range 

Open Daily 10am-9pm 

(weather permitting) 

Restaurant & Ice Cream Stand 

Open Daily 11am-9pm 

Jacob Felker 

470 Lake Shore Drive Auburn • tabersgolf.com 

Able Goodwin 

A pessimist is a man who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. 



Pursuit 


A group of 100 people 

were attending a 

seminar.The speaker 

stopped and decided 

to do a group activity. 

He started giving each 

person a balloon. Each 

person was then asked 

to write their name on 

it using a marker. Then 

all the balloons were 

collected and put in 

another room. 

After a few minutes the 

people were let into 

that room and asked to 

find the balloon which 

had their name written 

on it in 5 minutes. 

Everyone frantically 

searched for their 

name, colliding with 

each other, pushing 

around others causing 

utter chaos. At the end 

of 5 minutes, only few 

had found their own 

balloon. 

The speaker then 

asked each person to 

randomly collect a balloon 

and give it to the 

person whose name 

was written on it. Within 

minutes everyone 

had their own balloon. 

The speaker then 

began, “This is happening 

in our lives. 

Everyone is frantically 

looking for happiness, 

not knowing where 

it is. Our happiness 

lies in the happiness 

of other people. Give 

them happiness; you 

will get your own happiness 

in return.” 

Politics isn't about hunger or taxes or equality... it's about politics. 

ALL 

STEAK 

HAMBURGERS 

& GOLF CENTER 

Come play our newly renovated 18-hole mini golf course! 

BIRTHDAY PARTIES & CORPORATE EVENTS AVAILABLE 

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Right Price. 

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BATTING CAGES 

Visit our new NFP office: 

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DISC GOLF 

Gift certificates available! 

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Why are lawyers not sworn to tell the truth like all the witnesses in a jury trial?

Management's job is to keep 'em too busy to look for other jobs. 

Come watch 

the game 

with us! 

Open Daily 

11am-9pm 




Farm 

MONDAY 

TUESDAY 

WEDNESDAY 

THURSDAY 

Cranberry 

Walnut Chicken 

Salad Wrap 

with potato chips 

$ 9.99 

Italian Meat 

Hoagie 


$ 11.99 

BBQ Pulled 

Pork Sandwich 


$ 11.99 

Nutty 

Mandarin Spinach 

Chicken Salad 

with garlic toast 

$ 14.99 

Katelin Nickerson 

Dine-In 

or 

Take-out 

FRIDAY 

Lobster Sub 

with two sides 

$ 22.99 

SATURDAY 

BBQ Baby Back 

Ribs with fries & 

garlic toast 

half $ 14.99 

full $ 22.99 

SUNDAY 

Fried Shrimp 

Dinner 

with fries & 

coleslaw 

$ 11.99 

Daily 

Drink 

Specials 

1567 Lisbon St. Lewiston | 207.777.6353 | gridironrestaurant.com 

Dogs can’t operate MRI machines, but they’re great at running lab reports. 

Daniel Pavitt 

Great 

day for the 

whole family. 

THE AMERICAN LEGION 

FAMILY 

RED SHIRT FRIDAYS: Wear your red shirt on Fridays 

and get a surprise! 

“SEE YOU AT THE POST!” 

Members & Guests Welcome! 

AMERICAN LEGION ACT 

Veterans who were honorably discharged 

but whose service did not fall into previously 

defined war eras may now join 

the American Legion immediately. The 

eligibility now spans from Dec. 7, 1941, 

until a time when the U.S. is no longer at 

war, as determined by Congress. 

RED SHIRT FRIDAYS: Wear your red shirt on 

Fridays and get a surprise! “SEE YOU AT THE POST!” 

For Veteran or Community services, call 

207-782-1118 or 207-873-3229 

Hall Rentals Available 

Call for more 

information 

207-782-1118 

71 South Main St, Auburn • 207-782-1118 

HOURS: Monday - Wednesday: 12pm-8pm • Thursday 12pm-9pm 

Friday: 12pm-11pm • Saturday: 12pm-9pm • Sunday: 11am-6pm 

MUSIC, KARAOKE & DANCE w/ JEAN LOUIS 

FRIDAYS 7-11pm in June 

Jerry Joe - June 8th, 22nd • 4:30 - 6:30pm 

SUNDAYS 

Bloody Marys with Kevin 

JUNE 16TH- FATHER’S DAY 

STARTING JUNE 2024 

Membership dues will increase to $52 for 

2024-2025 - Due to national increase. 

NO SONS MEETING UNTIL SEPTEMBER 

MONTHLY MEETING WEDNESDAY, JUNE 19 TH , 2024 

EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE 6:30PM GENERAL MEMBERSHIP 7PM 

Legion Members attending have a chance to win $100, $50, or $25 

Katherine Badger 

& Maisie Pavitt 

Michele Pavitt 

Dear God, you gave me childhood then you took it away. You gave me youth and again 

took it away. You gave me a wife - it's been years now, just reminding you. 



For More inform 

www.Wishesin 

Out and About 

with Maine 

Street Music 



I threw a ball for my dog. I know it seems a bit extravagant, but it was his 

birthday and he looks good in a suit. 

JUNE Special! 

47 Broad Street, Auburn 

www.firehouseauburn.com 

207-376-4959 

Monday - Saturday 11a-9p 

BENEFITING 

You’ll Love 

our Daily 

Specials! 

$ 8 

Habanero 

watermelon margarita 

BURGER MONDAY Get $2 off your burgers! (dine-in only) • WHISKEY WEDNESDAY $1 off whiskey 

Arlo West 

BENEFITING 

Michael Krapovicky 

Larissa & Chuck Smith 

301 River Rd Buxton, Maine 04093 

2 Live Bands - Northeast Gumbo & Hello Newman 

BENEFITING 

Join Us for Wish 

BENEFITING 

Hour 

Hosted by Samantha York from News Center Maine 

This is the magical part of the day. It’s about making a 

2 Live Bands 301 River - Northeast Rd Buxton, Gumbo Maine 04093 & Hello Newman 

difference. Bringing a ray of hope into the lives of 


children battling critical illnesses. 

Join Us for Wish Hour 


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Celebrate your Franco-American roots! 

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207-689-2000 

www.francocenter.org 

Line Dancing 

includes instruction 

Wednesdays at 10 a.m. 

June 5, 12, 19, 26 

Mondays at 6:30 p.m. 

June 3, 10, 17, 24 

$5 per person 

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Walk-ins welcome! 

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7 Year 

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• 

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was enacted. Steve reached out to 

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Our family wants to deeply thank 

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We sincerely thank the individuals who 

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scholarship possible. We would also 

like to recognize Steve for his sincere 

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by recognizing us for the M.S.M.L./R. 

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Main Street 

Music Lessons 

An appreciation embrace after 

sizable donation made to the 

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Steve Grenier & Melissa Saucier 

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june 2 

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Lydia Media Ribbon Cutting 

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3:30-5:00pm 

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Studio Two - Beatles 

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June 14 

Alice In Wonderland 

Community Little Theatre 

30 Academy St. Auburn 

7:30pm 

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Mike Truchon 

Jeremy Stone 

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MURLYN GREENLEAF 

Sea 40 Japanese Cuisine 

7-9pm 

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Baby Keepsakes: Following 

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200 Lisbon St. Lewiston 3rd floor 

10:00am 

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A/L Valley Karate 

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6-9pm 

Tuck Tucker & Mike Gray 

Great Falls Comedy Club 

34 Court St. Auburn 

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Uncle Andy's Happy Hour 



pm 

JUNE 12 

MATT FOURNIER 



7-9pm 

Stoneware Kiln-To-Table 

6-8pm 

Moon Stone Pottery 

188 Turner St. Auburn 

Check out Moon Stone Pottery 

Facebook page for ticket info 

JUNE 12 & 14 

Bates Dance Festival 

Aretha Aoki & Ryan MacDonald 

IZUMONOOKUNI 

At Schaeffer Theatre 

JUNE 15 

Pet Wellness Clinic 

Kennedy Park-120 Park St. 

Lewiston 

9:00-11:30am 

https://gahumane.org/what-wedo/spay-neuter-assistance/ 

Running With Scissors 

Improv 


34 Court St, Auburn 

7:30pm 




7:30pm 

LACLT.org 

Running with Scissors 

Improv 


34 Court St. Auburn 

GreatFallsComedyClub.com 

7:30-9:00pm 


32 June 2024

| EVENTS | 

Denis Dubois 

& Donna Bridges 


JUNE 15 

2024 Maine Blues Festival 

12pm 

16 Main St. Lisbon Falls 

Tickets: www.tix.com/ticket-sales/mainebluesfestival/2927 

JUNE 20 

Noon Tune La Rencontre 

series to feature 

Phil House 

10:30 AM – 1:00 PM 

Franco Center, 46 Cedar St 

Lewiston 


Stories, Snacks and Slides! 

Turner Public Library 

98 Matthews Way Turner 

Children MUST be accompanied by 

an adult at all times! 

207.225.2030 






7:30pm 

LACLT.org 


Safe Voices Comedy Fundraiser 



7:30pm 

Pam O'Leary 





2:00pm 

LACLT.org 


Tasty Tuesdays Food 

Truck Rally 

5-8pm 

1 Canal St. Lisbon Falls 

JUNE 19 

LARRISSA SMITH 



7-9pm 

JUNE 19 & 20 

Bates Dance Festival 

The Lost Art of Dreaming 

Sean Dorsey Dance 

At Schaeffer Theatre 





7:30pm 

LACLT.org 


Midsommer Markers 

Market 

Downtown Lewiston Art District 

10am - 3pm 

Great Falls Brewfest 

Simard-Payne Park 

12:00-5:00pm 

www.bigtickets.com/ 

events/baxterbrewing/2024-great-falls-brewfest 


Muddy Princess Maine 

Hemond’s MX & Offroad Park 

8am 

Tickets: www.muddyprincess. 

com/events/maine 



Cats & Margaritas 

Margaritas Restaurant 

3pm 

180 Center St. Auburn 

Benefit for Community Cat 

Advocates 


Johnny Ater 



7:30pm 


Sliders Parking Lot Beach 

Party 

40 East Ave. Lewiston 

11am 

Tickets $10 in advance 

$15 at the door 

Frank & Diana Pippin 

ADVERTISERS GET 2 FREE 

EVENTS TO PUT 

ON THE CALENDAR. 

NON-ADVERTISERS 

$25 PER EVENT. 

BILLING@UNCLEANDYS.COM 

OR CALL 207-783-7039 

ASK FOR STEPHANIE 

Send us your events for July by June 21st. Call 207.783.7039 or email billing@LydiaMediaLLC.com 






Farm 

When the musician got in a car accident, his guitar was destroyed. 

The accident was a Fender bender. 

WELCOME TO THE LA METRO CHAMBER 

NEW MEMBERS! 

CW Hayden 

CWHaydenonline.com 

Home At Last Michelle Gosselin 

MERealEstate.com 

Laura Pavitt 

Let’s Bet 


Patty and Morgan were 

watching a John Wayne 

movie. 

Patty said to Morgan, 

“I bet you five dollars 

John Wayne falls off 

this horse and the 

horse goes over the 

cliff.” 

Morgan replied, “Ok 

Patty.” 

So there they are, 

watching the film and 

John Wayne falls off 

the horse and the horse 

goes over the cliff. 

Patty turns aaround 

to Morgan, “I told you 

what would happen.” 

Morgan said, “You’re 

right Patty, here’s your 

five dollars.” 

Patty thinks, and at the 

end of the film says, 

“I feel pretty bad here, 

Morgan.” 

“Why is that Patty?” 

asks Morgan. 

“Because I’ve seen 

this film before,” Patty 

replies. 

Morgan says, “So have 

I, but I didn’t expect 

him to make the same 

mistake twice.” 

People Skills Development 

PeopleSkillsDev.com 

Maine Veteran’s In Need 

MaineVeteransInNeed.us 

An optimistic gardener is one who believes that whatever goes down must come up. 

In Memory of 

Trevor Saunders 

Trevor loved his 

animals and would 

have adopted all the 

cats and dogs at the 

shelter if he could. 

We are honoring his 

memory and his love 

for pets by asking 

those who can donate 

in his name to the 

Greater Androscoggin 

Humane Society. 

Scan the code 

and put “In memory 

of Trevor Saunders.” 

Titan Energy 

TitanEnergyNE.com 

Royal Oak Room 

RoaylOakRoom.com 

415 LISBON STREET, LEWISTON • LAMETROCHAMBER.COM 

Scan here 

to donate 

If these photos or 

dedication inspires 

you to adopt yourself, 

Trevor and your pet 

will be ‘fur’ever 

grateful. 

55 Strawberry Avenue, Lewiston | 207.783.2311 | gahumane.org 



In a world full of roses, stand out like a dandelion in the middle of a green, plush lawn!

Is marriage just two people taking turns mashing the trash down in hopes 

of the other one emptying the bin? 

Romeo Stebbins 

“The definition of watchful is: 

‘engaged in or accustomed to close 

observation.’ Well, Romeo has 

been the watchful eye and ears of 

Roopers for over a decade. 

He has been the grunt, the leader, 

and the dynamic personality of the 

301 Main St Auburn location for 

over 12 years. 

He puts smiles and laughs on peoples’ 

faces when they enter. Romeo 

is a blessing to our culture and is 

an example of loyalty, courage and 

compassion. Well deserved 

Rome-Dawg we are proud and love 

you!!” 

-Jesse St Laurent, President 

Main Street Auburn 

ROOPERSBEVERAGE.COM 

301 Main St., Auburn | 783.9098 

545 Minot Ave., Auburn | 783.2047 

980 Main St., Oxford | 539.6072 

794 Sabattus St., Lewiston | 783.6353 

686 Main St., Lewiston | 344.1200 

1420 Lisbon St., Lewiston | 333.3095 

Gardening requires lots of water — most of it in the form of perspiration. 



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