The Parish Magazine October 2024
Serving the communities of Charvil, Sonning and Sonning Eye
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34 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Magazine</strong> - <strong>October</strong> <strong>2024</strong><br />
THE ARTS — 1<br />
Did Jesus use a modem at the Sermon on the Mount ?<br />
Did Jesus use a modem at the Sermon on the Mount?<br />
Did he ever use a broadcast fax to get his message out?<br />
Did the disciples carry bleepers as they went out and about<br />
Did Jesus use a modem at the Sermon on the Mount?<br />
Did the Apostle use a laptop with lots of RAM and ROM?<br />
Did he use an email alias such as Paul@Romr.com?<br />
Did the man from Macedonia post an email stating 'Com'?<br />
Did Moses use a joystick at the parting of the sea?<br />
And a Satellite Guidance Tracking system to show him where to be?<br />
Did he write the law on tablets, or are they really on CD?<br />
Did Moses use a joystick at the parting of the sea?<br />
Did Jesus really die for us that Friday on the tree?<br />
Or was it just a hologram — some high-tech wizardry?<br />
Can you download the video clip to play on your PC?<br />
If in your life the voice of God is sometimes hard to hear,<br />
With other voices calling, his doesn’t touch you ear,<br />
<strong>The</strong>n set aside laptop and modem, unplug the fancy gear<br />
Open up that dusty Bible and talk to him in prayer!<br />
<strong>The</strong> above is from an early ‘Internet for Christians' newsletter so I got out<br />
my dustiest old Bible for the illustration — Editor!<br />
Hopeful Harvest<br />
By Steven Rolling<br />
Based on: Psalm 65:9-13; Tune: Golden Sheaves: ‘To thee, O Lord, our hearts we raise’<br />
Image: Buccaneer, dreamstime.com<br />
<strong>The</strong> last verse is adapted with the permission of another poet.<br />
1. <strong>The</strong> Lord visits the earth, ensures<br />
It receives plenty waters<br />
And greatly He does enrich it<br />
And satisfied it each whit<br />
From the river of God it flows<br />
It be full, no shortage knows<br />
And He make produce for to frow<br />
Blessings on His land below<br />
2. He provides grain us to sustain<br />
His harvest graces seen plain<br />
And waters hill and vale and field<br />
<strong>The</strong>y each prosperity yield<br />
If heavy rain or showers light<br />
Or sunshine bright to the sight<br />
He crowns the year with His goodness<br />
With His favour does us bless<br />
3. <strong>The</strong> waters fall on the pastures<br />
And too on the wilderness<br />
<strong>The</strong> little hills rejoice, they know<br />
Refreshment from the Lord so<br />
<strong>The</strong> pastures, they with flocks are clothed<br />
And valleys also bestowed<br />
With grain, they shout for joy and sing<br />
Abundance here, everything<br />
As<br />
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