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Digital Archiving Completed by the Ethnography Lab, A University of Toronto Anthropology Initiative<br />
and Produced in Collaboration with David Perlman/Wholenote Media Inc between July-December 2015.<br />
6<br />
Augu~ta Parking Yarn'<br />
a real tangle<br />
· Masha Buell<br />
(Overheard on Augusta:<br />
another woeful tale reflecting<br />
Kensington's ongoing<br />
parking and traffic headaches)<br />
For some time now, one<br />
business has had a regular<br />
delivery of heavy goods. The<br />
routine is a familiar one - the<br />
driver pulls over and partway<br />
up on the sidewalk. He hops<br />
down from the cab to alert<br />
the guys in the store. Then<br />
it's all hands on deck for this<br />
family run business as they<br />
turn out to help heave the<br />
sacks off the truck, to speed<br />
things up. It usually takes<br />
about 15 .- 20 minutes. And<br />
the battered sign above their<br />
heads reads Loading Zone.<br />
Just up the street a clothing<br />
business has an extensive<br />
outdoor display. The proprietor<br />
harbours growing frustration<br />
- shoppers can't see<br />
his merchandise from the<br />
corner, can't pass on the<br />
sidewalk. And they certainly<br />
can't turn the corner or drive<br />
past to park illegally in front<br />
of his store.<br />
Sp, this one day, Mr.<br />
Clothes has had enough. The<br />
police are summoned, and<br />
duly arrive-not surprising<br />
because they've been ticketing<br />
illegally parked vehicles<br />
with great vigour of late.<br />
The clothing merchant lets<br />
the police have it; he's lost as<br />
much as $1000 worth of business<br />
because of that truck. The<br />
driver must be summonsed.<br />
The police are all set to<br />
comply when a voice from<br />
behind another display drily<br />
observes that while the truck<br />
is actually loading and<br />
unloading someone has actually<br />
parked an automobile<br />
behind the truck. And someone<br />
has parked an automobile<br />
in front of the truck.<br />
The young men, heated<br />
from the loading and<br />
unloading join in the discussion.<br />
If the truck must be<br />
summonsed then so must<br />
those two cars. And of<br />
course, as with the Zoom<br />
Boom (see the October<br />
Drum) the police can only<br />
comply with the logic.<br />
But then, lo and behold, it<br />
is revealed that the cars in<br />
question, preventing the<br />
truck from leaving the scene<br />
of the crime, belong to none .<br />
other than Mr. Clothes and<br />
Co. They naturally do not<br />
want tickets to add to their<br />
other losses.<br />
The officer begs mercy<br />
and shakes his head in disbelief.<br />
And no-one is_ summonsed.<br />
Narrow streets, simmering<br />
outrage, years of frustration,<br />
and life in Kensington<br />
goes on.<br />
Lighten Up<br />
For The<br />
Holidays<br />
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one phone call<br />
gets you: - ""'#~<br />
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a string of holiday<br />
lights (bulbs included)<br />
and best of all, willing<br />
hands to help put them<br />
up!<br />
Friday December 21st is the longest.night of<br />
the year. Want to be the brightest light on<br />
your block when the Festival Parade rolls by?<br />
CALL NOW<br />
593·9750<br />
ask for<br />
Martin Zimmerman<br />
with the kind co-operation of the Kensington Market<br />
Business Association and St. Stephen's Community House<br />
MARKET MATTERS The Kensington Market Drum, <strong>Nov</strong>ember <strong>1990</strong><br />
"Cut Rate Drug Store" corners of Spadina & Nassau 1910<br />
to 1920. Original painting part of Auction.<br />
photo: provided by Metropolitan Toronto library<br />
St. Stephens Fundraiser<br />
to be a Kensing#ton Celebration<br />
Peigi T. Rockwell<br />
St. Stephen's Community<br />
House is focusing on the<br />
Kensington Market community<br />
for this year's fundraising<br />
event.<br />
The fundraising committee<br />
is looking for historical photographs<br />
of the community<br />
and is inviting Kensington<br />
celebrities to be part of the<br />
event which takes place on<br />
Saturday, December 8 from<br />
7:30pm to 1:00am at the El<br />
Mocambo on Spadina Ave.<br />
Toronto's own -Prairie<br />
Oyster will provide dance<br />
music for the evening. Market<br />
restaurants and foodstores<br />
are donating appetizers<br />
and local businesses are<br />
providing items to be awarded<br />
as prizes and auctioned<br />
off.<br />
"We are hoping to make<br />
$15,000 at this event," says<br />
fundraising director Carol<br />
Roberts. "The money will go<br />
toward supporting the<br />
House's many communitybased<br />
programs."<br />
Tickets for the evening are<br />
$40 per person and come<br />
with partial tax receipt.<br />
If you would like to donate<br />
an item to the event or purchase<br />
tickets call Clare<br />
Parfitt at 925-2103.<br />
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