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UNCLE

DIGEST

ANDY’S

OPEN YEAR ROUND!

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Open Every Day

6:00am-7:00pm

FREE

FEBRUARY 2025

SINCE 1996

Eat Fresh,

Buy Local!

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Your Local Food

Headquarters!

• Fresh Produce

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YOUR ONE-STOP SHOP FOR: Amazing Food, Lottery Tickets,

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self-serve station!

Donate your bottles to:

Help grant a wish to

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faces all day long.

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District Office District Office

bster 184 St., Webster Suite 102 St., Suite | Lewiston, 102 | Lewiston, ME 04240ME 04240

207-782-8823

207-514-7003 207-782-8823 207-782-8823

District Office District Office

184 Webster Art 184 Chamberlain* St., Webster Suite 102

Art Chamberlain* St., | Lewiston, Suite Paul 102 Colasante* ME | Lewiston, 04240

Paul Colasante* ME 04240

Lewiston, ME 207-782-8823

04240 Lewiston, ME 207-782-8823

04240 Lewiston, ME 04240 Lewiston, ME 04240

Art Chamberlain*

Lewiston, ME 04240

Art Chamberlain* Art 207-514-7003

Chamberlain*

Lewiston, ME 04240 Lewiston, ME 04240

207-514-7003

Stacy Fortin

207-514-7003

Rumford, ME 04276

207-357-5429

Stacy Fortin

Rumford, ME 04276

207-357-5429

207-514-7003

Stacy Fortin

Rumford, ME 04276

207-357-5429

Ron Ouellette*

Lewiston, ME 04240

207-786-3612

207-782-8823

Paul Gagne*

Lewiston, ME 04240

207-576-3426

Kim Pelkey*

Lewiston, ME 04240

207-786-2573

Mike Courtemanche*

Lewiston, ME 04240

207-783-8921

Art Chamberlain* Paul Colasante* Paul Colasante* Mike Courtemanche* Mike Courtemanche*

Lewiston, ME 04240 Lewiston, ME 04240 Lewiston, ME 04240 Lewiston, ME 04240

Paul Colasante*

Lewiston, ME 04240

Paul Colasante* Mike Courtemanche*

207-514-7003 207-782-8823 207-782-8823 207-783-8921 Mike Courtemanche*

Lewiston, ME 04240

207-783-8921

Lewiston, ME 04240 Lewiston, ME 04240 Lewiston, ME 04240

Stacy Fortin Paul Gagne* Paul Gagne*

Ted Heidrich*

207-782-8823

Ted Heidrich*

207-782-8823

207-783-8921 207-783-8921

Rumford, ME 04276 Lewiston, ME 04240 Lewiston, ME 04240

Lewiston, ME 04240 Lewiston, ME 04240

207-357-5429 207-576-3426 207-576-3426

207-576-5656 207-576-5656

Ted Heidrich*

Lewiston, ME 04240

207-576-5656

Seth Vlahakos*

Windham, ME 04062

207-407-7576

Richard Courtemanche Richard Courtemanche

Lewiston, ME 04240

Richard Courtemanche Lewiston, ME 04240

207-786-3622 Richard Courtemanche

207-786-3622

Lewiston, ME 04240 Lewiston, ME 04240

207-786-3622

Matthew Nadeau*

207-786-3622

Matthew Nadeau*

Winthrop, ME 04364 Winthrop, ME 04364

207-395-5177 207-395-5177

Matthew Nadeau*

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207-395-5177

Stacy Fortin

Ron Ouellette*

Stacy Fortin

Paul Ron Ouellette* Gagne* Kim Pelkey*

Paul Gagne* Kim Pelkey* Ted Heidrich* Seth Vlahakos*

Ted Heidrich* Seth Vlahakos* Matthew Nadeau* Matthew Nadeau*

Rumford, ME 04276 Lewiston, ME 04240

Rumford, ME 04276 Lewiston, ME 04240Lewiston, ME 04240

Lewiston, ME 04240Lewiston, Lewiston, ME 04240ME Windham, 04240 ME 04062

Lewiston, ME Windham, 04240 ME 04062 Winthrop, ME 04364 Winthrop, ME 04364

207-786-3612 207-786-3612 207-786-2573 207-786-2573 207-407-7576

207-357-5429

207-407-7576

207-357-5429

207-576-3426 207-576-3426

207-576-5656 207-576-5656

207-395-5177 207-395-5177

Ron Ouellette*

Lewiston, ME 04240

207-786-3612

Paul Gagne*

Lewiston, ME 04240

207-576-3426

Kim Pelkey*

Lewiston, ME 04240

207-786-2573

Mike Courtemanche*

Lewiston, ME 04240

207-783-8921

Ted Heidrich*

Lewiston, ME 04240

207-576-5656

Seth Vlahakos*

Windham, ME 04062

207-407-7576

Matthew Nadeau*

Winthrop, ME 04364

207-395-5177

Life insurance Life insurance | Retirement | Retirement planning planning | Financial | Financial services | services Member | programs Member programs

Ron Ouellette*

* Registered representative. Ron Ouellette*

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Inc., a wholly of Vlahakos*

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207-786-3612 207-786-3612

207-786-2573 207-786-2573

207-407-7576 207-407-7576

Richard Courtemanche Richard Courtemanche

Lewiston, ME 04240 Lewiston, ME 04240

207-786-3622 207-786-3622

Life insurance Life insurance | Retirement | Retirement planning planning | Financial | Financial services | services Member | programs Member programs

MODERN WOODMEN

OF AMERICA

FEBRUARY 2025

ACTIVITIES

Tuesday, February 11

Roy’s Breakfast

7:00-10:00am

5 Washington Street Auburn

Members: $5.00

Guests: $6.00

Purchase Tickets:

February 5th

(8:30am-1:00pm)

Wednesday, February 12

Gridiron Restaurant

4:00pm-7:00pm

1567 Lisbon Street Lewiston

Members: $10.00

Guests: $12.00

Purchase Tickets: February

5th (8:30am-1:00pm)

Thursday, February 20

Mandarin Buffet

11:00am-1:00pm

750 Sabattus Street Lewiston

Members: $7.00

Guests: $8.00

Purchase Tickets:

February 5th

(8:30am-1:00pm)

Tuesday, February 25

Fielder’s Choice

4:00-7:00pm

680 Minot Ave Auburn

Members: $3.00

Guests: $3.50

Purchase Tickets:

February 5th

(8:30am-1:00pm)

Reminder: Please do not

call the restaurants. If you

have a question, please call

the office at 207-782-1833

or 207-333-6052 and speak

with Jamie. Tickets must

be purchased at the MWA

District Office at 184 Webster

Street Lewiston on the

dates/times listed for each

activity. Menus are subject

to change. No substitutions

or add-ons.

Most importantly -

Have Fun!

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My girlfriend was complaining that I never listen to her… or something like that.

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Out & About

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4 February 2025

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Uncle Andy’s Digest

6 February 2025

A book fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame.


They say money talks, but all mine says is "Goodbye."

The Chapman House

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Sweethearts

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Our residents are valued and respected for all

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Together 26 years

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Bonnie Iwans

Jason Hall

& Andrea Potvin

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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

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Sweethearts

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Sweethearts

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Pam Ashby

& Kevin Morissette

Together 2.8 years

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Out & About

with our Digest

Sweethearts

Sponsored by

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10 February 2025

A Zen Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything!


There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't.

Out & About

with our Digest

Sweethearts

Sponsored by

Marielle Desmarais

& Austin Boucher

Together 2 years

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

Our Realtors are

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Brittany & Jamie

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Together 13 years

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Mercier

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Turner

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Sweethearts

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12 February 2025

I don’t find it hard to meet expenses. They’re everywhere.


Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate, just one time!

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I’ve only been wrong once, and that’s when I thought I was wrong.

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Out and About

at Deblois

Electric

Employee Safety

Training & Breakfast

You must be a star, because your beauty lights up the night.

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14 February 2025

I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.


I’m not a genie, but I can grant you three wishes... starting with me.

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at Deblois

Electric

Employee Safety

Training & Breakfast

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You had me at ‘hello’ and you still have me now.

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NEW MEMBERS!

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

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Out and About

at Deblois

Electric

Uncle Andy’s Digest

December 2024

Employee Safety

Training & Breakfast

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Kendra LaBonte and Brian

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24 February 2025

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26 February 2025

I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.


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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poetry, let's order some nachos.


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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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| EVENTS |

FEBRUARY

Out & About at

Blackie’s

Blackie’s Farm

Fresh Produce

I’m going to be

famous now!!!

FEBRUARY 5

Xander Nelson

Sea 40 Japanese Cuisine

40 East Avenue, Lewiston

7 – 9:30PM

www.sea40me.com

LHS Boys Hockey

vs. Chev/Yarm

The Colisee

190 Birch St, Lewiston

6PM

$5 Adults I $3 Seniors/Students

Cornhole

The Highland Grille

10 Highland Ave, Turner

6PM – 9PM

Keri Woodcock

I love working

here!

Ivan Sheloske

Chris Manson

& Matt Manson

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Comedy Open Mic

Great Falls Comedy Club

34 Court St, Auburn

8PM

greatfallscomedyclub.com

Wednesday Game Night

Poland Provisions

1220 Maine St, Poland

5PM – 7PM

FEBRUARY 6

2025 Baxter Brewing

Race League

Lost Valley

200 Lost Valley Rd, Auburn

6PM – 9PM

FEBRUARY 7

Couples Paint Party

Wicked Illustrations

Studio & Gallery

140 Canal St, Lewiston

6PM – 8PM

$65

wickedillustrations.com

FEBRUARY 7

Mark Anthony-Lewis

Great Falls Comedy Club

34 Court St. Auburn

7:30PM | $10-$20

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Out & About at Blackie’s

Julia Sayard, Emma Jenkins, & Isabella Pelletier

FEBRUARY 8

Auxiliary

Lasagna Dinner

America Legion Post 153

71 South Main St, Auburn

Second Saturday Social

Obscura Cafe & Drinkery

108 Lisbon St. Lewiston

6pm

Dueling Pianos

Franco Center

46 Cedar St. Lewiston

Tix: $25 in advance $30 at door

Francocenter.org

27th Annual Valentine Ball

Kora Shrine Temple

11 Sabattus St, Lewiston

6:30PM – 8:30PM

Adult $30 I Child $15

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FEBRUARY 8

Austin Branson

Great Falls Comedy Club

34 Court St. Auburn

7:30PM | $10-$20

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FEBRUARY 9

Maine Nordiques

vs Danbury Hat Tricks

The Colisee

190 Birch St. Lewiston

7PM | $10

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King of the Valley Freestyle

Competition Series

Lost Valley

200 Lost Valley Rd. Auburn

1-3pm


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FEBRUARY 9

Super Bowl Sunday

America Legion Post 153

71 South Main St, Auburn

11am Potluck

Galentine’s Day Brunch

Willows Awake Winery

10 Leeds Junction Rd. Leeds

10am - 3pm

FEBRUARY 10

Full Moon Snowshoe Hike

Pineland Farms

25 Campus Drive, New Gloucester

6PM – 8:30PM

$20

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Maine Nordiques

vs Danbury Hat Tricks

The Colisee

190 Birch St. Lewiston

7PM | $10

Thecolisee.com

FEBRUARY 12

Autumn Addicts

Sea 40 Japanese Cuisine

40 East Avenue, Lewiston

7 – 9:30PM

www.sea40me.com

Adult Try it

Pottery Wheel Class

Moonstone Pottery

186 Turner St. Auburn

6pm

$50

FMI visit Mon Stone Pottery on

Facebook

FEBRUARY 13

Pasta Making Class

Vista of Maine Tasting Room

146 Hills Ridge Rd, Greene

6PM – 8PM

$80

Reserve Tickets:

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FEBRUARY 14

Nordiques NA3

vs. NH Mountain Kings

The Colisee

190 Birch St, Lewiston

7PM

$5

FEBRUARY 14-15

Heart & Music:

An evening in song

Community Little Theatre

30 Academy St, Auburn

7:30PM

$15 in advance. $20 door

tickets.

FEBRUARY 15

Wintertime Chocolate and

Beer Pairing

Craft Brew Underground

34 Court St. Auburn

1-3pm | $

FMI visit Craft Brew Underground

on Facebook

FEBRUARY 16

Public Skating

The Colisee

190 Birch St, Lewiston

11AM - 12:30PM

$5 admission I $5 rental

thecolisee.com

FEBRUARY 17 – 21

February Art Camp

Wicked Illustrations Studio &

Gallery

140 Canal Street, Lewiston

9AM – 2PM

$285

Signup: wickedillustrations.com

FEBRUARY 19

Krystian Beal

Sea 40 Japanese Cuisine

40 East Avenue, Lewiston

7 – 9:30PM

www.sea40me.com

FEBRUARY 23

Sunday Breakfast Buffet

America Legion Post 153

71 South Main St, Auburn

8 - 10am

Adults- $10 • Under 10- $5

Maine Nordiques vs

Rochester Jr. Americans

The Colisee

190 Birch St. Lewiston

7PM | $10

Thecolisee.com

FEBRUARY 24

Maine Nordiques

vs Rochester Jr. Americans

The Colisee

190 Birch St. Lewiston

7PM | $10

Thecolisee.com

FEBRUARY 26

John Hasnip

Sea 40 Japanese Cuisine

40 East Avenue, Lewiston

7 – 9:30PM

www.sea40me.com

FEBRUARY 27

Owl Always Love You

Paint Night

Moon Stone Pottery

186 Turner St. Auburn

6-9PM | $35

FMI visit Moon Stone Pottery on

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Republic Jewelry & Collectibles .....19

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DENTISTS & DENTURES

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EDUCATION/BUSINESS SERVICES

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Central Maine Community College ....... 8

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LA Metro Chamber of Commerce ... 15

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Maine Nordiques .........................................15

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Modern Woodmen of America...3, 31

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Dad's Place ........................................... 2

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GridIron Restaurant ......................... 12

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Roy’s Foodland ...................................24

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Sea 40 Japanese Cuisine ................... 19

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Tailgate Bar & Grill .......................... 25

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Thatcher’s ...........................................23

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The Village Inn-Auburn ................... 22

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FURNITURE

Morin’s Refinishing & Restoration .....9

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HEALTH & WELLNESS

Essence Wellness Spa LLC .............. 19

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Happy Haven ...................................... 27

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LA Massage ........................................19

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ME Massage Therapy ....................... 18

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Maine Mobile CPR............................ 30

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Modern Woodmen of America...3, 31

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Sweetser ................................................8

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HEATING & PLUMBING

Heat Pumps of Maine ........................C

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Pro-Tech Refrigeration .................... 24

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United Piping Heating & Plumbing ... 13

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Strong Propane ..................................27

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HOME IMPROVEMENT

ABC Pool .............................................18

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Morin’s Refinishing & Restoration .....9

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Upfront Home Inspections .............. 10

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Got Bugs Pest Services LLC ...........29

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INSURANCE

Andy Valley Insurance

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Champoux Insurance ........................ 12

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Lisa Laliberte-State Farm .................. 6

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John Blanchette NFP Insurance ..... 22

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Richard Moylan-Allstate .................. 29

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Evergreen Custom Printing ............26

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WIGY Radio ......................................23

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Maine Real Estate Experience ....... 29

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Maine Source Realty .........................11

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Pinepoint Realty ...............................BC

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Upfront Home Inspections ..............10

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Barclay’s Skindivers Paradise .......... 26

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Call of the Wild RV Center ............ 24

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ABC Pool .............................................18

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Modern Woodmen of America...3, 31

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Assisted Living ...................................7

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The Meadows Senior Living ...........10

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