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to
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OF AMERICA
MAY 2025
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Tuesday, May 13th
Roy’s Breakfast
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680 Minot Ave., Auburn
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please call the office at
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speak with Jamie. In
order to attend you
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Tickets must be purchased
at the MWA
District Office at 184
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ME on the dates/times
listed for each activity.
Menus are subject to
change.
Most importantly-
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Don't
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Snail
Jerry is sitting at
home when he hears
a knock at the door.
He opens the door
and sees a snail on
the porch.
He picks up the snail
and throws it as far
as he can. A year
later, there’s another
knock at the door.
He opens it and sees
the same snail who
says, “What was that
all about?”
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Mother’s
Day
Breakfast
On Mother’s Day
morning, two children
ordered their
mother to stay in
bed.
As she lay there
looking forward to
breakfast in bed,
the smell of bacon
floated up from the
kitchen.
After a good long
wait she finally went
downstairs to investigate.
She found
the kids sitting at the
table eating bacon
and eggs.
“As a surprise for
Mother’s Day,” one
explained, “we
decided to cook our
own breakfast!”
Rubber
Checks
Mary’s teenage son
was having trouble
mastering the fine
points of balancing his
new checking account.
“The bank returned the
check you wrote to the
sporting goods store,”
Mary told him.
“Oh good,” he said.
“Now I can use it
to buy some stereo
equipment!”
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14 May 2025
Change is hard. Have you ever tried to bend a coin?

When you dream in color is it a pigment of your imagination?
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told him that she
would send someone
out right away.
She asked “Where
do you live?”
Bob replied, “At the
end of Eucalyptus
Drive.”
The operator asked,
“Can you spell that
for me?
After a long pause,
Billy Bob said, “How
‘bout if I drag him
over to Oak Street
and you pick him up
there?”
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Out and About at
Seniors Plus
Fill The Plate
Breakfast
Nobody ever ruined their eyesight by looking at the bright side of something.
Adult
Prom
Night
21+
Let’s party like it’s prom
night—only better,
because this time, we’re
doing it adult-style!
Matt Duplissis
Hoping April
showers brought
you May flowers!
Saturday, June 7
Doors / cash bar 6 p.m. Prom 7 p.m. -10 p.m.
Dust off your formal wear! Shine your dancing shoes! Get ready for a night of grown-up
glamour and throwback fun! This one-of-a-kind event invites adults aged 21 and over to
experience prom night all over again—without the curfew! Whether you missed your high
school prom or just want to relive the magic, this is your chance to dress to the nines, hit the
dance floor, and make memories.
Stephanie Hug
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resource for more
than just seniors.
Give us a call!
Doors open at 6 p.m. with a Happy Hour from 6 to 7 p.m., featuring drink specials at the cash
bar and tasty concessions to kick off the night. The DJ Brothers will keep the party going with
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In true prom fashion, there will be plenty of extra fun, including raffle tickets and a silent
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Getting Into
Heaven
A young man stood
before St. Peter who
tells him, “Son, to let
you into Heaven you
must tell me one good
thing you’ve done on
Earth.”
The guy thinks for a
moment and replies,
“Well, I saw some
bikers out the front of
a bar harassing a girl.
So I walked over to the
biggest biker, kicked
his bike over, pushed
him to the ground, and
told him to leave the
poor girl alone!”
St. Peter is quite impressed
with this and
says, “Well done my
son, and when exactly
did this happen?”
Why yes, I can carry on a conversation made up entirely of movie quotes.
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I'm at a point in my life when errands count as going out.
“About 5 minutes ago.”
Geography
A bank robber pulls out
a gun, points it at the
teller, and says, “Give
me all the money or
you’re geography!”
The puzzled teller
replies, “Did you mean
to say ‘or you’re
history?’”
The robber says,
“Don’t change the
subject!”
Uncle Andy’s Digest
18 May 2025
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and television which
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one from the Muppets
is my favorite.”
“That one doesn’t
count!” my husband
retorted.
“I can assure you, he
does!”
According to my best recollection, I don’t remember.
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my flags and signaled
an imaginary boat.
When finished, I pointed
to a little girl in front
and asked, “Now, do
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Congratulations to Annette Williams on the one year
anniversary of Simply Breathe Therapy's Sabattus
Street location!
"Promoting Health and Healing, One Breath at a Time"
Happy Mother's Day to
Vicki Lebrecque-Rucker &
Flo Lebrecque
Happy 3rd Anniversary to the
incredible Nick Jaramillo!
From all of us at DuBois Realty
Group of Keller Williams Realty
Thank you to all the artists who shared their
creativity and talent with us!
And to Melanie Therrien of Wicked Illustrations
for facilitating this project!
Uncle Andy’s Digest
20 May 2025

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The Chicken
and the Frog
I'll never forget what my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket:
"How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
A chicken walks into
a library and up to the
front desk.
“Buk,” says the chicken.
So the librarian
gives him a book.
The chicken leaves
with the book and
returns five minutes
later.
“Buk,” he says.
So the librarian gives
him another book.
This goes on about
eight more times until
finally the librarian
has had enough. She
decides to go outside
and take a break at
the nearby pond.
As the librarian sits
on a bench at the
pond, she notices the
chicken who’s been
coming into the library
all day. The chicken is
standing at the edge
of the pond tossing all
of the books to a frog
on a lily pad.
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“Buk, buk,” the chicken
repeated over
and over again as he
tossed the books.
“Reddit, reddit,
reddit...” the frog
replied.
Uncle Andy’s Digest
22 May 2025
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I once told 10 puns in a row, hoping that at least one of them would get a laugh.
Unfortunately, no pun in 10 did.
Out and About
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Uncle Andy’s Digest
24 May 2025
Do race horses slow down when they see police horses?

I saw a very small inmate climbing down the wall of the prison.
I thought to myself, “That’s a little condescending.”
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26 May 2025
My therapist said I have trouble expressing emotion. Can’t say I’m surprised.

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A mom texts, "Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?" He texts back, "I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You
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KNOW?
May Zodiac Signs
Taurus (April 21 to
May 20)
Gemini (May 21 to
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May is named after
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May 5 is Cinco de
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Lydia Media
theresa samson women’s business
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Alisa Roman,
Lewiston Public Schools
May 17 is Armed
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of the United States
military.
May 26 is Memorial
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who have died in military
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United States. It's a
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and gratitude.
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Scott Riccio,
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Justin & Sam Juray,
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Susan Longchamps,
Webb’s Market
May’s birthstone is
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| EVENTS |
MAY
Every Wednesday
Trivia (6pm) Karaoke
(8pm)
Gritty’s
68 Main St. Auburn
FB.com/GrittysAuburn
Comedy Open Mic
Great Falls Comedy Club
34 Court St. Auburn
8pm
GreatFallsComedyClub.com
Every Thursday
Trivia with Nate
Craft Brew Underground
34 Court St. Auburn
7pm
Facebook.com/CBUAuburn
May 2-11
Now and Then
The Public Theatre
31 Maple St. Lewiston
ThePublicTheatre.org
MAY 3
Bates College Softball
Doubleheader
vs. Tufts University
Lafayette St. Field
1pm & 3pm
GoBatesBobcats.com
Spring Family Dance
McMahon School
151 N. Temple St. Lewiston
6pm
FB.com/McMahonSchool
Maine’s Got Talent
Franco Center
46 Cedar St. Lewiston
6pm
FB.com/MainesGotTalent
MAY 3, 17, 24, 31
Genealogy Hour
Androscoggin Historical Society
93 Lisbon St. Lewiston
11am
AndroHistory.org
May 3, 10, 17, 24, 31
Watercolor Class
Ello Sunshine
484 Gardiner Rd. Sabattus
11am
MAY 7
BBQ & Brushstrokes
Burnt Ends Barbecue
120 Center St. Auburn
5:30pm
BurntEndsMaine.com
may 8
Crochet 101
Nerdcore
550 Center St. Auburn
2:30-4pm
FB.com/NerdCoreMaine
Foraging for Edible Mushrooms
Lewiston Public Library
200 Lisbon St. Lewiston
5 - 6:30pm
LPLonline.org49 Spring St.
may 9
Live Music with The Smith
Collaboration
Marco’s Restaurant
Lost Valley
200 Lost Valley Rd. Auburn
6:30-9:30pm
LostValleySki.com
may 9-18
The Little Prince
Community Little Theatre
30 Academy St. Auburn
LAclt.com
may 10
Vendor Fair
United Methodist Church
439 Park Ave. Auburn
9am-1pm
AuburnMethodist.org
may 11
Mother’s Day
Don’t Forget!
Lewiston Farmers Market
Opening Day
2 Oxford St. Lewiston
9:30am - 1pm
LewistonFarmersMarket.com
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| EVENTS |
Calendar
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Lydia's
Lunch Bunch
49th Annual Great Northern
Swap Meet
Lewiston Armory
65 Central Ave. Lewiston
9am - 4pm
may 12
Sustainable Gardening
Oak Hill High School
56 School Rd. Wales
5:30-7pm
FB.com/OHHSMAINE
Rock Out Cancer
Moon Stone Pottery
Mixers Nightclub & Lounge
136 Sabattus Rd. Sabattus
6pm-Midnight
FB.com/Mixersmaine
may 18
The Dragon King
The Public Theatre
31 Maple St. Lewiston
2pm
ThePublicTheatre.org
MAY 24
Maine Needs Community
Walk
Sunnyside Park
132 Winter St. Lewiston
9am
MaineNeeds.org
MAY 24-25
Annual Yard & Craft Sale
Trusted Little Souls Daycare
1019 Lewiston Rd. New Gloucester
MAY 14
Live Music with Steve
Moore
Sea40
40 East Ave. Lewiston
7pm
Sea40me.com
MAY 14 & 28
Make Art with Art Van
Lewiston Public Library
200 Lisbon St. Lewiston
3:30-5pm
LPLonline.org
may 17
Youth Fishing Derby
Pettengill Park
48 Pettengill Park Rd. Auburn
7am
AuburnMaine.gov
Children’s Tea
Foss Mansion
19 Elm St. Auburn
11am-12:30pm
WomansLiteraryUnion.org
Auburn Lobster Festival
Festival Plaza
112 Main St. Auburn
1-6pm
AuburnMaine.gov
Game Night Pottery Paint
Night
Moon Stone Pottery
186 Turner St. Auburn
6-8pm
FB.com/MoonStonePotteryme
Maine Country Music Hall
of Fame Induction Show
The Silver Spur
272 Lewiston St. Mechanic Falls
1-4pm
FB.com/MECountryMusicHOF
may 19
9th Annual Heroes Golf
Tournament
Martindale Country Club
527 Beech Hill Rd. Auburn
7am-3pm
HouseInTheWoods.org
MAY 21
Live Music with Sidewalk
Prophets
East Auburn Baptist Church
610 Park Ave. Auburn
7pm
SidewalkProphets.com
MAY 22
Auburn PD & PAL’s Bike
Rodeo
100 Valerie Circle, Auburn
5-6:30pm
AuburnMaine.gov
MAY 23
Native Plant Sale
Open Heart Farm
304 Sopers Mill Rd. Auburn
3-7pm
AndroscogginSWCD.org
MAY 29
Paul Gauvreau Legacy
Event
Royal Oak Room
1 Bates St. Lewiston
5-8pm
CCIMaine.org
MAY 30
Movement at the Museum -
Salsa Dancing
Maine MILL
35 Canal St. Lewiston
5pm
MaineMILL.com
MAY 30-31
Natalie Cuomo & Dan
Laporte
Great Falls Comedy Club
34 Court St. Auburn
GreatFallsComedyClub.com
MAY 31
Kitten Shower
Greater Androscoggin Humane
Society
55 Strawberry Ave. Lewiston
11am-3pm
GAhumane.org
MAY 31
Pasta Making Workshop
Marco’s Restaurant
12 Mollison Way, Lewiston
1-3pm
MarcosRestaurantMaine.com
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LA Chamber of Commerce..............25
Stephen Barron...................................29
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The Chapman House
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