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THE CLASS OF 2025 EDITION
MAY 2025
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The Warrior • Senior Columns
May 29, 2025
The Song Is Over: Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon and Me
by Audrey Farris ‘25
Senior year descended
with a heavy weight, each tick
of the clock echoing the relentless
march toward graduation.
My world was shifting,
soundtracked by the echoes
of 60s and 70s psychedelic
rock. Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of
the Moon became a constant
companion, especially “Time”
which wrapped itself around
my soul.
The idea that nothing lasts
forever started to sink in. Every
moment felt precious and fragile
as the months slipped away,
and a quiet worry about what
was coming began to grow. I
found myself clinging to everything;
Friday night football
game with friends, hours spent
working on the newspaper,
the electric energy of Rock n’
Roll Revival. Each laugh, each
shared glance, felt like a memory
in the making, a whisper
to my future self that said, “remember
this.” I was running,
trying to “catch up with the
sun,” as the song so poignantly
puts it, but it kept sinking, always
just out of reach.
The opening lines of
“Time” with its cacophony of
clocks, became a metaphor
for my senior year. Each day
was a reminder that “the time
is gone, the song is over,” or
at least, that this particular
chapter was drawing close. I
Live in the Springtime
by George Awkard ‘25
Compared to Spring, the
other seasons seem long-awaited.
Spring’s rainy days seem
endless, the daylight stretches
on like a never-ending to-do
list, and the end of school feels
light years away. Yet, spring
holds something special, especially
for seniors. With Prom,
the last day of high school,
graduation, and Beach Week
all just around the corner,
spring truly becomes the backdrop
to many of our most unforgettable
moments. If spring
is where so many memories
are made, shouldn’t we embrace
it instead of wishing for
it to change?
We only get one chance
to experience life, and it’s too
short to waste on worrying
about things beyond our control.
When we learn to accept
what we can’t change, we open
ourselves to greater happiness
and joy in the everyday. Too
many people find themselves
trapped in the past or anxious
about the future, missing out
on the beauty of the present.
The seasons remind us of this
truth, showing us how to live
fully in the moment.
There’s a lyric from “House
Song” by Searows that perfectly
captures the power of living
in the now: “Now you’re taller
than you’ve ever been, There’s
a mark on the wall, you see,
I’m sure that someone will
draw a new one, And cover it
before they leave.” The “mark”
symbolizes what we leave
behind for the world — a reminder
that the only moment
we truly have is the one we’re
living in. If we don’t appreciate
it, it’ll slip away before we even
realize it. Your so-called “mundane”
moments are far more
important than they seem, but
only if you choose to notice
them.
So, if the days start feeling
long when you wait for Spring
to change to Summer, or if the
daily grind starts wearing you
down, remember that this is
the season of growth, change,
and renewal. Take the time
to enjoy life — whether that
means hanging out with family,
trying something new, or
practicing self-care. As senior
year draws to a close, take a
moment to cherish the small
moments because, in the end,
those little memories will
mean just as much as the big
milestones.
found myself questioning how
I was spending my time, wondering
if I was truly living in
the moment or just passively
watching it slip away. The lyrics
“ticking away, the moments
that make up the dull day” resonated
deeply, a challenge to
break free from the monotony
and embrace the experiences
unfolding around me.
As I write this, there are
by Jordan Costolo ‘25
only three weeks until graduation.
When you read this, graduation
will be just a day away.
As I picture myself standing
on that stage, diploma in hand,
I’m flooded with a bittersweet
sense of satisfaction. “Time”
has reminded me of three
truths. First, change is an inevitable
aspect of impermanence.
Change is scary, but change is
necessary for growth. Second,
life is worth living when we
acknowledge our limited time
we have to spend it. Third, trying
to relive or overextend the
same pleasant moment makes
it invaluable.
This year has been a whirlwind,
a blur of laughter and
tears, triumphs and setbacks.
Through it all, I’ve learned the
importance of slowing down,
existing in the present, and
appreciating the people who
have made my journey unforgettable.
I’m endlessly grateful
for the people in my life
who pushed me to chase my
dreams, even when I felt lost or
uncertain. As the song reminds
us, “no one told you when to
run, you missed to starting
gun,” but it’s never too late to
start running, to start living, to
start making the most out of
the limited time we are given.
And even if “ten years have got
behind you,” the future is still
wide open, waiting to be written.
Committing to the Bits
I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff
over my time at Sherwood.
I competed in a watermelon
eating contest and lost terribly,
dressed up in embarrassing
costumes for spirit days, did
jokes in front of random people
that only my friends and I
found funny. I was loud, sometimes
obnoxious, and overall
spent a decent amount of my
high school career just generally
making a fool of myself.
For some odd reason, though,
I don’t regret a majority of the
odd things I’ve done. While
this might be because I lack
self awareness or even shame,
I like to optimistically hope
it’s because of a much greater
reason. Every time I did something
during my high school
years, I tried my best to fully
commit to that action.
I think too many people
in high school are afraid of
committing to something, as if
showing enthusiasm or being
really engaged is embarrassing.
Just take our school-wide spirit
days, where a majority of the
Sherwood population simply
watch the few people who do
participate with critical eyes.
This judgement can be seen in
all kinds of other situations as
well, such as participating in a
class, or embracing things like
a personally unique style. High
school should be a time to experiment
with interests and
self-expression, not shy away
from and be ashamed of it.
Too many people are afraid to
break from the herd in any way
shape or form at the risk of being
judged or gossiped about.
You don’t have to do something
extreme and crazy, or
break any big social barriers,
but you should try and do
something that might be a
little bit embarrassing at first
but that you can fully commit
to. While yes, I did a lot
of random, unrelated things,
this philosophy also helped
me when it came to auditioning
for theatre or Rock N Roll,
both things I ended up with
leads in. I fully committed
to helping with the film club
and newspaper, both of which
I also still do. Finally, I made
the big decision to commit to
being the Class of 2025 graduation
speaker. True, not everything
I did went perfectly,
but they were all a worthwhile
experience. So do everything
you want to and can with everything
you got, and who
cares if you draw attention, or
even make a fool of yourself?
You’re going to be out of here
in at most four years anyways,
so try to enjoy yourself.
The Warrior • Senior Columns
May 29, 2025
Everyone Should Be More Cringe
by Declan Rooney ‘25
As a freshman coming into
Sherwood I was self conscious
of everything I did. I was
scared to talk to kids I didn’t
know. I was scared to go out
and do things because of how I
thought people might perceive
me. I’m sure we all can relate to
the struggle to “fit in” coming
into high school. The need to
try and blend in. Be less cringe.
More quiet. To camouflage
yourself among the masses.
In Greek mythology, Sisyphus
was the founder and king
of Ephyra. He reveals Zeus’s
abduction of Aegina to the river
god Asopus, thereby incurring
Zeus’s wrath. His punishment
is pushing a boulder up
an infinite mountain forever.
Despite these attempts to
not be seen as cringe or awkward
I still look back and think
to myself “Dear God what was
I doing?” It is inevitable that
one day you’ll look back on
your present self and think that
same thought, and it’s bound
to happen over and over for
the rest of your life - like Sisyphus
pushing the boulder up
the mountain for the rest of
time.
Looking back on it now, I
almost wish I was more cringe
and more insufferable, as long
as it meant I wasn’t scared of
doing new things. My inner
desire to conform with the
masses seems so silly to me
now, especially because it prevented
me from doing so many
fun things I wanted to do.
Be more yourself. The
struggle to conform is pointless,
so do away with it. By
trying to conform you deprive
yourself of those fun and not
so fun learning experiences.
It’s Not That Deep
by Paloma Illanes ‘25
Thinking back on the last
four years of my life at Sherwood
and trying not to sound
too cliche is difficult. Like everyone
warned, it’s gone by in
the blink of an eye and I can’t
seem to wrap my head around
the fact that I’m graduating
soon. I’ve grown as a person,
but I’m also still very similar to
the girl I was freshman year.
Like so many people, I
chased academic validation,
basing my worth on the only
letter I’d deem acceptable to see
on a report card. That pressure
came from standards I placed
on myself, and the mindset
that I had to be perfect. Because
of my high expectations,
school was usually associated
with stress and dread. After
years of constant studying and
countless hours poured into
homework assignments, I can
confidently say there’s a fine
line between putting in effort
and taking academics seriously,
versus wasting time worrying
about details that won’t
affect the big picture of my life.
There are so many experiences
to enjoy, and spending
too much energy panicking
over every little thing won’t
make it better. Worrying about
grades, the fear of failure,
and how others perceive me
plagued my mind constantly.
The only thing that would help
me break out of a never ending
cycle of overthinking was the
advice my family gave me.
As I vented to them about
all the negative thoughts
flooding my brain, they’d listen
and give advice that always
seemed to make the situation
better, especially my big brother
who’d repeatedly remind me
“it’s not that deep.” Sometimes
all it took was for me to say
what I was nervous about out
loud for me to realize how silly
it is to “sweat the small stuff.”
It’s like if Sisyphus threw away
his boulder. What would he
do for eternity then? We’re all
destined to be pushing that
“cringe past self ” boulder up
the mountain forever anyways,
so make your boulder as awful
and cringe and as packed with
lessons and experience as possible.
You want to look back
upon yourself and have that
icky feeling because it means
how much you’ve grown. A
heavier boulder means your
legs are stronger. Your past self
is a testament to how high up
on the mountain you’ve gotten,
and that is something to
be immensely proud of.
Albert Camus, the French
novelist and absurdist philosopher,
sums it up well. He said,
“The struggle itself toward the
heights is enough to fill a man’s
heart. One must imagine Sisyphus
happy.”
by Cliff Vacin ‘25
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Getting Involved
by Seph Fischer ‘25
When I first entered high
school as a freshman, I didn’t
quite feel like I had any sort
of concrete “goals,” and my
awareness of and interactions
with school and social activities
outside of my own personal
life were limited. Progressing
through the years, that
awareness has slowly grown—
perhaps as a result of maturity—
and I’ve come to realize
that I enjoy social interaction
far more than I previously
thought. I’m immensely grateful
for the social circle I have,
but I wonder if I couldn’t have
made more connections with
interesting people and developed
stronger communication
skills if I had come to this realization
sooner.
Maintaining the openness
to change what you previously
thought about yourself is an
important part of developing
throughout high school. Being
resistant to those kinds of realizations,
or not putting yourself
“out there,” as I did, limits
your opportunity to gain new
knowledge about yourself that
can lead to those realizations.
By detaching from your social
environment in this way,
you artificially stunt yourself.
Participating in school activities
like Rock ‘N’ Roll Revival,
joining extracurriculars, and
generally opening yourself up
to your social environment—
and the possibility of engaging
in it—will put you in a far
better position in the future
than ignoring those possibilities
and closing yourself off.
Even if you conclude that you
still very much enjoy having
solitude sometimes, building
up the opportunity to engage
socially doesn’t rob you of that
ability. Similarly, being more
social earlier on lets you form
connections that can continue
throughout your high school
years.
Even if you only see someone
every so often and say
“hi” in the hallways, it’s nice to
know that you have that social
connection through that brief
exchange. During my senior
year, I’ve tried to be more sociable,
and it’s surprising how
many people are genuinely
nice and interested in you,
even when you didn’t think
that would be the case.
Fake It Till You Make It
I’m confident enough to
say that everyone has sad or
stressful periods throughout
high school. My freshman,
sophomore, and junior years
were filled with a lot of misery,
with most of the fault being my
own. A lot of stress manifested
throughout that time, and it’s
hard to look back at my younger
self and be proud of how life
was.
My life wasn’t balanced
properly, and I often neglected
how I felt. My rationale was
that if I ignored my feelings,
they would go away–but they
didn’t, and it reached the point
that every non-positive feeling
manifested into sadness.
This was fine for me, until it
turned physical, and I watched
both my mental and physical
state fail me. I had no help, so I
thought abstractly and decided
I was going to force myself to
be happy until I achieved true
happiness.
It was difficult. I didn’t
want to be happier, and I had
no willpower in standing up
for myself. Starting small, I
changed certain unnoticed
habits about myself. I stopped
listening to music that upset
me, and I started paying
more attention to my outfits
and the weather around me.
Albeit small, giving yourself
things to care about will boost
your overall care for life. As
my senior year came around,
it became much easier to be
happy. Seeing the prospects of
freedom and getting close to
the end of a painful time for
me, it became easier to live.
Breathing became natural, and
I finally could stand up for myself.
I watch the people similar
to me, ones who entered high
school with a lot of anger towards
the world, the same
people who would leave high
school full of love. While adolescence
and high school can
foster a lot of sadness, high
school also causes a lot of development
around you. As an
adult, I hold a lot of love for my
younger self because, despite
my immaturity and hopelessness
surrounding life, I made
it through.
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by Justin Lakso ‘25
The Warrior • Senior Columns
May 29, 2025
Your FOMO Is Too Loud
by Nick Hammond ‘25
Living with a Bob Ross Mindset
We all know that losing
sucks. Maybe you got a bad
grade on a quiz, maybe you
didn’t do well in a sporting
event, or maybe it was just
losing a bet with a friend. The
main thing is, none of these
losses are going to affect your
life forever. If you told that to
a younger me, it would’ve gone
in one ear and out the other. I
had a bad habit of taking every
loss too personally. Academics,
athletics, everything else, I
wanted to be the best. It caused
me to get mad at the smallest
things I failed at, and overall
just be miserable all the time
… unless I was winning.
Around my sophomore
year, I came across a video by
As I’ve gotten older, and
especially as my high school
experience comes to a close, I
have begun reassessing what
is truly important to me and
what activities and experiences
I want to prioritize. I have
found great fulfillment and
passion by reaching into many
different areas of creative expression
and work, but I have
also become incredibly burnt
out at times. As I reflect upon
this unique period of my life,
I’ve come away proud of how
much I’ve accomplished, but
I’ve also learned from the
stress that came along with
pursuing these achievements
up to my own standards.
In my four years, I’ve constantly
kept myself busy - well,
somewhat. Despite truly having
a lot on my plate at times,
I rarely allowed myself to feel
rested (even when I had downtime
and breaks) and always
had a nagging feeling that I
should be doing more, or that
there was something more
productive I could be doing.
But all this ultimately led to
me feeling overwhelmed, anxious,
and thus shutting down.
I’ve wrestled with swinging
between feeling over- and under-committed,
but what I am
now working towards is accepting
myself where I am and
feeling okay with not doing as
much - as long as I am spending
my time aligning with my
values and prioritizing the activities
that leave me most fulfilled.
However, I still believe
that committing to a variety
of extracurriculars, clubs, and
relationships can have great
value in these explorative years
of your youth. As long as you
pursue them with honest interest
and curiosity, you can
find new paths to explore in
life that you never would have
considered even a possibility
for you. But what I know
now is to not be so harsh on
yourself. This act of avoiding
overcommitting doesn’t mean
to be flakey, not care, or to not
put an honest effort into these
things, but to me it means to
be realistic with yourself.
I’ve drowned myself in
perfectionism these past few
years, and it’s often left me
enjoying the things I love less
than I could. Be free. If you
commit to a lot, give it your
all, but realize that you simply
cannot perform at your peak
or idealized ability in every
activity or class. Give yourself
time to rest; to appreciate all
that you have achieved. Turn
down your FOMO a bit, and
listen to you.
Bob Ross. For those unaware,
Bob is the host of The Joy Of
Painting, TV show in the 1980s
and early 90s meant to show
that anybody could create art
no matter their prior experience.
I love watching other
people create art, so naturally
I clicked on the video. What
followed was half an hour of
some of the best life advice I
ever heard.
Bob preaches the ideas of,
“there are no mistakes, only
happy accidents,” and, “don’t
get mad at someone doing better
than you, learn from them.”
I wasn’t aware of this messaging
at first, but then I started
watching the show regularly.
Ultimately, his advice caused
me to really take a look at myself
and come to the conclusion
that it wasn’t worth the mental
stress to get mad at myself all
the time.
I’m a lot happier with myself
now that I’ve stopped trying
to do everything perfectly.
Sure, it’s natural to feel a bit
disappointed after making a
mistake, but how you handle
it is much more important.
Don’t lose sleep over a bad
grade. Don’t tell yourself you’ll
quit after a poor performance
in an event. Don’t let adversity
wear you down. After all, as
Bob says, “you’ve gotta have a
few dark days to know when
the good times come around.
If everything was perfect all
the time, you’d never get the
chance to improve.”
How Music Helped
by Matthew Leighton-Jones ‘25
I wasn’t a big music listener
in freshman year, and
I think that’s one thing that
made it worse than my other
high school years. Since then,
listening to tons of different
genres of music helped me figure
out what music I love most
and also helped me figure out
a little more about myself. I
started playing guitar because
of this new love for music, and
guitar distracted me from the
anxiety brought onto me by
by Katie Ng ‘25
school.
I struggled with having
no motivation to do any work
throughout my high school
years. Playing guitar was a way
to escape from all the worry
that came along with me putting
off assignments instead
of doing them when I needed
to. It became even more stressful
because I took a lot of AP
classes but oftentimes the pressure
to fulfill my potential is
actually what got in the way of
me doing as well as I could. But
listening to music whilst doing
work was the one way to help
me get it done. Rather than being
a distraction, music often
gave me focus. This is probably
because it was calming.
Playing guitar was sometimes
a distraction from doing
work, but I think that overall it
helped me. It was a brand new
hobby that gave me lots of joy,
just like listening to music did.
Even now as I’m typing this
column, I’m listening to some
of my favorite artists. Elliott
Smith, Death, Gulch, Brutalismus
3000, Dinosaur Jr., Weiland,
and Tool, to name a few.
It’s hard to imagine not having
the music.
Not the Best Years
In 7th grade, I had to write
a letter to an incoming 6th
grader for English class, but I
was not allowed to scare them
or say anything negative about
Rosa Parks Middle School. I
won’t sugarcoat or censor myself
now though. Quite frankly,
the high school years may not
be your golden years.
I remember my freshman
year, the boy’s bathroom
outside the media center was
boarded up because someone
had tried to rip a sink off the
wall (a devious lick). Additionally,
I found out that the year
before, a student had shoved a
Christmas tree into a toilet in
the upper H hallway bathroom
and then dragged it across the
hall.
Immediately, I was disillusioned
with high school, and
it was only my first or second
week. I felt even more dissatisfied
when I found out there
were a whole host of other
school wide issues: crumbling
infrastructure, a growing mental
health crisis, locked bathrooms,
finding out bullying
is still an issue, you name it.
Some people think teens have
the time of their lives in high
school, but that is just not
the case. It is harder than you
think to romanticize school.
Because if you are like me,
you took or you currently take
high school way too seriously.
I strived for, and I still strive
for perfection. From the get
go, I was worried if I was good
enough for UMD, my dream
school. In the end, I was accepted,
but I paid the price of
perfection. I stressed out and
missed out on being a kid.
When I think about my life, I
wish I had hung out with my
friends more and had more
fun.
Essentially, high school
is no fun when you devote all
your time to academics and
neglect doing anything for
yourself. High school is no
fun when you continuously
struggle with your mental
health. High school is no fun
when you see glaring issues at
school, and little to nothing is
done to address them.
So, if you are an underclassman,
or you are a younger
student reading this, get a grip.
Buckle up. Brace yourselves for
what’s to come. But, remember,
even though there is a lot
to come after I graduate, nurture
your interests the way I
nurtured my passion for journalism
and stay strong.
The Warrior • Senior Columns
May 29, 2025
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WHERE WE’RE HEADED
Tradition dictates that we at The Warrior make our readers aware of where our amazing seniors are attending college next year.
However, for such a special class we thought this simple gesture did not do them justice. So we hopped on the next flight to the beautiful
nation of Nepal to speak with a monk high atop a mountain. There he spent a long time in deep meditation and prayer, and eventually he
delivered to us the futures of each one of our amazing 2025s. These are our futures.
- Courtesy Of Your Amazing 2025 Humor Writers: Jordan Costolo, Declan Rooney, and Josh Pulaski
Audrey Farris
Editor-in-Chief
After attending Syracuse
University Audrey graduated
top of her class with a degree
in Political Science. After that,
she worked for the court system,
eventually being assigned
a spot as the vessel of the soul of
Ruth Bader Ginsburg. She then
took her rightful place as the
Justice of the Supreme Court,
allowing good ol RBG to return
to her throne once more.
Katie Ng
Copy and Content Manager
After getting kicked out
of UMD due to excessive partying
and skipping class, Katie
moved into the trades, learning
the value of hard work while
becoming a plumber. Katie’s
love for political activism
never left her, but due to her
change in profession she now
helped campaign for Donald
Trump’s 5th consecutive term
in 2044, which he won. Thanks
to her work, she was hired as a
news anchor at Fox, where she
worked for the rest of her life.
Seph Fischer
Opinions Section Editor
Cliff Vacin
Opinions Section Editor
Photography Manager
After studying at American
University, Cliff got a cushy,
high-paying job at Lockheed
Martin making secret weapons
that definitely violate the Geneva
Conventions. After tossing
away his moral compass Cliff
settled into the high life, eventually
becoming a top lobbyist
for Lockheed in Washington,
until his untimely assassination
in May of 2074.
Declan Rooney
Humor Section Editor
Social Media Manager
Before going to Delaware
Declan took a gap year to reflect
on all the times Mr Huck
would yell at him for not getting
his articles done on time.
After this Declan never missed
an assignment in his college career,
eventually becoming valedictorian
of his class thanks to
his unwavering dedication to
his studies. Declan rose to the
top of every class he was in,
graduating with a degree in religious
studies. He climbed the
Catholic church hierarchy and
eventually became the 268th
Pope sovereign of Vatican City.
Justin Lakso
Copy and Content Editor
Jack Engelhardt
Staff Writer
After attending UMBC,
Jack was swept up into a Judeo-Christian
cult after he was
mistaken for a reincarnated
Jesus Christ. He spent many
years as the forced leader of
the small group of cultists, so
many that he started to believe
himself to actually be Jesus. The
cult grew in size to the point
where the federal government
started an investigation. Jack
then decided to take his own
life Jonestown style, poisoning
himself with a knock-off Capri
Sun. None of his followers did
the same and the cult disbanded.
Paloma Illanes
Staff Writer
Paloma studied classical
ballet at Butler University, but it
never really captured her heart.
Instead, Paloma fell in love
with drill rap at Butler, starting
a music career as a niche
and creative rapper with a
dedicated cult following. Years
later she moved to Atlanta and
signed a number of label deals,
propelling her music to a wider
audience and achieving superstar
status. Paloma eventually
got to perform at the Super
Bowl, where her music upset a
lot of old white people as rap
music typically does. Paloma
went down in the history books
as one of the best to ever do it.
Josh Pulaski
Staff Writer
Matthew Leighton-Jones
Staff Writer
After attending Montgomery
College for two years,
Matthew decided he needed a
change in scenery, moving to
Japan because he saw on Tik-
Tok they were living in 2030.
Unfortunately for him, Japan
once again descended into facism
during the 30s, resulting
in Matthew being drafted into
the imperial army. Matthew
died honorably in the battle
of Seoul, being stabbed from a
bayonet from none other than
his identical twin Andrew, who
had moved to China because he
heard they were living in 2030.
Zach Geller
Staff Writer
People noticed shortly after
starting his first semester at
Maryland that Zach would appear
an inch taller than the day
before. While initially written
off as a joke the laughs stopped
after students had noticed he
had grown 15 feet in the past
couple of months. Because of
Zach’s ever growing demands
for his height he sued the
school, so that they would be
required to create a multitude
of skyscraper-tall classrooms.
Eventually, the school went into
debt unable to keep up with
the cost of creating even taller
buildings for Zach. A year later
they filed for bankruptcy.
Nick Hammond
Staff Writer
Jordan Costolo
Entertainment Section
Editor
Finance Manager
After studying at Ithaca,
Jordan was sadly unable to get
a job in the conventional film
industry. Desperate, Jordan
turned to the only profession
that granted him financial solace,
a manager position at Mc-
Donald’s. He was named “The
Napoleon of McDonald’s” due
to him running the joint like it
was the Marine Corps and his
awesome sideburns, which he
grew out and kept after college.
Jordan lived a long and prosperous
life, and like a true captain,
went down with his ship,
commanding his McDonald’s
all the way up until his death at
102 years old.
George Awkard
Entertainment Section
Editor
While studying at James
Madison University, George
decided to make an unexpected
change to branch into rugby
after hearing an inspirational
speech from his high school
teacher Mr. Soso. After realizing
that theater was icky and
gross he embraced his inner
Jock changing his name to John
Rugby. He spent his days going
to frat parties and crushing
beers where he unfortunately
met his end after getting into
a drunk driving accident that
killed him and four other people
in the car.
After attending Hamburger
University, Seph decided to go
all in on baggy jeans, buying
more pairs than one human can
possibly wear in their lifetime.
These purchases put Seph into
major debt, and he was eventually
sought out by loan sharks.
Seph fled the country, using the
jeans to create his own island,
kind of like the trash one, but
with denim. There Seph stayed
for the rest of his days, lounging
on his denim beach, in his
denim beach chair, sipping his
denim margarita.
After graduating from
Rowan University, Justin returned
to Sherwood and built
a real pool on the roof of the
school. He then jumped in and
has been swimming laps in the
pool ever since. Legend says
that he shall never stop, and
like Sisyphus, shall remain till
the end of time swimming lap
after lap. Some say that if you
stand on the second floor under
the leaky part of the ceiling,
you can still hear his strokes.
Whilst studying at Loyola
University, Josh found his lifelong
passion in the gym. Josh
became a world-renowned
bodybuilder after graduating as
well as a social media star. Josh
controversially used his platform
to scam his own followers,
selling them bootleg placebo
supplements and rug-pulling
meme coins to make a quick
buck. His lifestyle eventually
caught up to him though,
leading to Josh succumbing to
heart disease at 35, as most Instagram
bodybuilders do.
Even after attending Belmont
university, Nick never got
over the Ninja low taper fade
meme. He continued to reference
it DEEP into his 40s, and
after many, many interventions
by his dwindling friends and
tired family, he was finally institutionalized
after he mauled
a random man with blue hair
nearly to death, proving to be
a danger to himself and others.
He remained for the rest of his
life in a padded room, yelling
about how the meme “Is still
MASSIVE.”
Mark Joseph
Staff Writer
Went to college, got a degree,
and lived a happy, normal
life. The end. :)
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The Warrior • Crossword
May 29, 2025
Down - - - -
Across - - - -
2. What talented seniors in the band and choir are given during RNR
3. “___ Speak Your Mind” ice-bucket challenge for mental health
awareness in 2025
4. RNR 53, a field trip to Disney World, and the end of Quarter 3 all
happened during this month!
5. Sherwood won the William Beattie ____ award in 2022
6. Senior____: How we kick off our senior year
7. “What’s up___team?”
9. “How Mr. Britton ends every speech- “___ _____!”
11. There are 72 Seniors in this one club
13. What many of us refused to turn on during COVID
14. Like what happens to muscles after Football games and heads
during AP Exams
15. What former music teacher Mr. Dunn did at the class of 2024
graduation
19. “Roll ____!”
21. Synonym for clean that can’t be used to describe the Sherwood
bathrooms
22. End-of-Season Senior Soiree
25. Acronym for the Sherwood music departments biggest annual
show
26. This former staff member won teacher of the year before leaving
Sherwood
27. First initial of all 4 of our RNR Themes
1. Name of 9th grade female physics teacher (only stayed one year)
4. We had to wear these our freshman year
8. Our preceding pandemic
10. The time that half-day seniors leave school
12. What covered the walls of our Las Vegas HOCO Halls
13. Roman numerals for the year Sherwood was founded (Nineteen
Hundred and____)
14. Senior____: End-of-year game involving slippery evasiveness and
paranoia
16. Test-optional schools don’t require this to be submitted
17. The number of Anti-Bullying BMX assemblies we had
18. Senior Vacation after Graduation (two words)
20. 45 is the ____ of 2025
23. The reaction to rats in classes, soap-less bathrooms, and toilet
paper covered urinals
24. The number of weeks Seniors have spent at Sherwood (three
words)
28. The type of bear inflatable that wandered around our freshman
year Hoco Halls
29. The week for throwing sweet mathematical treats
30. Sherwood was _____ after the forest from Robin Hood
Answers on page 15
by Zach Geller ‘25 Katie Ng ‘25 and Justin Lakso ‘25
The Warrior • Retrospective
May 29, 2025
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2021
MARCH 4
50th anniversary
of Rock ‘N Roll
Revival
AUGUST 30
United States
completes withdrawal
of all its
troops from Afghanistan,
and
the Taliban return
to power
SEPTEMBER 17
Squid Game releases
on Netflix
NOVEMBER 5
Travis Scott Astroworld
Festival disaster in which
a crowd surge results in
several deaths and injuries
JANUARY 6
The attack of the
U.S. Capitol
SEPTEMBER 8
Queen Elizabeth II dies,
Charles III becomes king
JUNE 17
Juneteenth, celebrating
the end of slavery in the
U.S., is recognized as a
federal holiday
SEPTEMBER 2
The Sherwood Class of
2025 starts first day of high
school, with the mask mandate
in full swing. “Mask up
MOCO!”
MARCH 27
Will Smith slaps Chris Rock
at the Oscars to defend his
wife Jada Smith
2022
2023
FEBRUARY 12
MAY 2
Rhianna performs at the
57th Super Bowl halftime
show, announcing her
pregnancy by revealing a
baby bump
DECEMBER 9
OCTOBER 27
Elon Musk officially buys
out Twitter, turning it into
“X”
Writers Guild of America
(WGA) goes on strike to
protest low wages and prolonged
unemployment
Luigi Mangione is arrested
for accused murder of UnitedHealthcare
CEO, Brian
Thompson
JUNE 29
JULY 21
“Barbenheimer”
rules box offices
Supreme Court rules against
affirmative action in higher
education, putting an end to
race-conscious admissions
in universities
JUNE 24
Supreme Court overturns
Roe v. Wade,
returning abortion
legality to the states
OCTOBER 7
Hamas leads a violent
attack on Israel,
killing thousands,
taking hundreds hostage,
and marking
the start of a deadly
war in the Gaza strip
JULY 13
Attempted assassination
of Donalrd Trump during
a presidential campaign
rally in Butler, PA
APRIL 11
Amber Heard vs. Johnny
Depp trial begins
MAY 28
Settlement reached in
sexual assault lawsuit
against former Farquahr
Middle School principal
FEBRUARY 24
Russia invades Ukraine,
starting a war still continuing
today
NOVEMBER 28
Mr. Britton sends out Remind
to whole school:
“Whats up Admin Team”
NOVEMBER 14
Anti-bullying BMX
assembly
2024
2025
NOVEMBER 22
The movie Wicked starring
Ariana Grande and
Cynthia Erivo is released,
sparking a viral press
tour to follow
JULY 21
JANUARY 20
Joe Biden drops out
of the presidential
election, Kamala
Harris replaces him
Trump’s first day in
office for his second
term. DOGE
established on
the same day to
slash the federal
workforce
JUNE 7
British pop star Charli XCX
releases her album “brat”
to kick off the start of a
brat summer
FEBRUARY 16
SNL hosts a three-hour long
celebration event for its 50th
anniversary
FEBRUARY 9
Eagles and Chiefs
face off in the Super
Bowl LIX
APRIL 2
APRIL
The Kendrick vs Drake rap
battle results in several new
songs released by both -
most notably “Not Like Us” by
Lamar
“Liberation Day.”
Trump introduces
retaliatory tariffs
APRIL 21
Pope Francis dies
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The Warrior • Senior Memories
May 29, 2025
My Favorite
Memory from
freshman year
is...
“Sitting with my
best friend in
the mornings.”
- Joy Martinello
My Favorite
Memory from a
club/sports/activity
is...
“In swim and dive
whenever we won
a meet. In wellness
committee when
the students were
excited about getting
bracelets during the
basketball game.”
- Birdie Ladd
My Favorite
Pep Rally experience
is...
“The BMX
bikes, Of
course!”
- Michael Key
A meaningful
quote about my
Sherwood experience
is...
“When things
get tough,
just keep
floating down
that river”
- Owen Farrus
My Favorite Sherwood
mishap is...
“I feel like at
least one of the
snow days had
completely clear
roads all day…”
- Ethan Deibosdlt
My Favorite
Memory from
Junior year is...
“Meeting 4 old guys
sitting outside 7/11
after the PSAT got
cancelled. Their
Sherwood Senior
Prank was throwing
rocks through
all the windows”
- Nick Hammond
One piece of
advice to beginning-of-senior-year
me is...
“Don’t think this
year isn’t gonna go
by fast. The year
goes by quicker than
you know and I wish
I did more my senior
year. Also go to more
parties”
- Will Petit
My Favorite
Memory from
senior year is...
“Interning at
Greenwood Elementary
and
getting 2nd place
at states with the
cheer team.”
- Sydney Rudnick
The Warrior • Senior Memories
May 29, 2025
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A meaningful
quote about my
Sherwood experience
is...
“At Sherwood, I
learned that no
one can decide
who you are or
what you become—only
you
can.”
- Natnael Anteneh
My Favorite
Memory from
sophmore year
is...
“Playing cards
and getting to
know new people
while working
concessions
for RNR 51”
- Zach Geller
My one piece of
advice to an incoming
Freshman is...
“Start prioritizing
your time more,
make connections
with the people
around you, and
seek any help if you
feel down mentally
and academically.”
- Jasen Lovato
My one piece
of advice to an
incoming Freshman
is...
“Slacking off
might be easy
but it isn’t the
right choice.”
- Van Mahoney
My Favorite
Memory from
senior year
is...
“Playing Senior
Assassin”
- Keira Hemmer
One piece of
advice to beginning-of-senior-year
me is...
“Go to every
game and dress
up for themes!”
- Katie Reese
My Favorite
Memory from
freshman year is...
“The chaos in
Mr. Goodrich’s
creative writing
class and painting
a tile in Mrs.
Erdman’s molbio
class.”
- Ace Haase
My Favorite
Memory from
freshman year
is...
“Stepping out
of comfort zone
and joining the
track team”
- Ariel Antonie
Rising Seniors-
Senior year can feel like a whirlwind. This is why we wanted to share
something that would’ve been incredibly helpful to have at the start of
our senior year. Think of this as a sort of “advice calendar,” breaking
down what you should focus on each month, from college applications
to scholarships and everything in between. It’s all about making the
most of your senior year without being overwhelmed and feeling lost!
SEPTEMBER
DECEMBER
-December is the perfect time for you to wrap up college applications! Most
remaining application deadlines are this month and early January. Start the
new year without the load of finishing applications!
-Winter break is during this month!
-Some college decision notifications may come out this month (usually if
they are early decision or early action). Keep an eye on your portals/emails for
decision notifications.
-It's time for Winter sports! Go with some friends to support Sherwood
sports teams and athletes that don’t get the recognition they deserve. Try a
girls basketball game or maybe a swim meet.
MARCH
-Once you have all your college decisions, it’s time to start
considering where you will end up! Decision deadlines will
come up quickly, so if you are able to visit schools, research
more information, compare financial aid packages, etc, on
the schools you are deciding between,
take that opportunity!
-Rock n’ Roll Revival will be
during this month. Go support all
the students involved!
You won’t want to miss it.
-The year will begin with Senior Sunset and Senior Sunrise!
Make sure you attend both, take pictures, and enjoy time with your
class before the school year begins!
-It’s football season! Going to games with friends is a great
Friday night activity. Since you will be a senior, your class will be leading
the student section! Follow the themes, bring energy, and have
fun!
-If you haven’t already, and you’re planning on going to college,
start working on your college essay! It might even be worth drafting
ideas for the essay in the summer.
-For college bound students, start asking teachers for teacher
recommendations! Their spots will quickly fill up, so better to ask
sooner than later.
-Pick a new club for senior year to join. Pick one that interests
you, not just for another item on your college application.
OCTOBER
-Homecoming will likely be in this month. Start shopping for dresses/
suits, and figure out if you will go with a date or not.
-If you are applying early decision or early action to a college, those
application will likely be this month. Make
sure you track all of your deadlines and try to
get your application in as soon as possible so
they don’t pile up.
-Some colleges visit Sherwood,
so keep an eye on your email for
notifications about college visits from
the Career Center.
NOVEMBER
-Continue tracking your college applications. Even more application
deadlines will occur this month.
-Start applying for financial aid if you are college-bound. Some
schools require different information and forms to qualify for aid, so
make sure you do your research and know which colleges need
which information.
-The fall musical will be held in this month!
-Rock n’ Roll Revival auditions will be held this month. If you
have any interest, make sure you sign up and try out! This is your last
chance to be a part of the show.
-Thanksgiving break!
JANUARY
-This month is a good time to complete any remaining financial aid forms
as well as check college application statuses.
-Some college decision notifications may come out this month (usually if
they are early decision or early action). Keep an eye on your portals/emails for
decision notifications.
-Prepare for your second semester classes. If college-bound, keep an
eye on your email for schools that request a mid-year transcript, and speak to
your counselor about how to provide schools with that information.
-Beach week, while far away, should start to make its way into your mind.
If you are planning on going, decide who you are going with, and start looking for
houses. They will start to get booked up quickly, and their prices will rise. Now is
the best time to book a house.
-Motivation is likely going to decrease around this time. To make the end of
your year better, try your best to stay focused on school. This will make quarter
4 easier and more enjoyable for you.
-Enjoy your last snow days in high school! Make sure you go out and enjoy
the snow with your friends.
-It’s a new year!--stretch yourself socially and maybe go to that party that
you’ve skipped out in the past
FEBRUARY
-If you were accepted to a school that you applied early decision/early action
to, you will likely have to accept your offer of admission and submit a deposit
this month.
-Start thinking about scholarships! There are a ton of scholarships out
there, some of which you can find through your counselor or the career center,
and some of which you can find through your own research.
-Prom will be in two months! If you will be wearing a dress,
start looking! The dance will be here before you know it.
-Don’t forget! Beach week is in a few months. If you haven’t found a
house yet, book one NOW! You will have a harder time
finding one the longer you wait.
APRIL
-Spring break is a great time to go visit schools if you haven’t
yet and are interested in doing so. Also, it’s a great opportunity to
spend time with friends and family, so try to plan some fun activities!
-Prom will likely be this month, so if you have not found a dress
yet, put that on your to-do list. Also, plan out the night! Make reservations,
book transportations, etc. Get these things done as early in the
month as possible.
-It’s time to lock in. Make sure you have enough credits to graduate
and you have all required SSL hours.
-It’s starting to warm up outside! Celebrate the start of spring
and summer with a late night trip to Jimmie Cone!
MAY
-Decision Day is May 1st! If you are college-bound and committed, wear
some merch from your college to show off your future plans.
-Enjoy your last few weeks of high school. Start to tie up any loose
ends (such as obligations), write thank you notes for teachers you appreciate,
and prepare to transition to college!
-Some colleges have deadlines for health forms, transcripts, and
housing, so make sure you are on top of checking your portal/email to
know what information you need to submit.
-If you are planning on having a graduation party, make sure
you start to plan it in the earlier half of this month. There is a lot of
planning involved, so the earlier you start, the better.
-If you are going to beach week, make sure you get all of your final
details solidified to have the best experience possible.
-Soak it all in!
You got this! Make senior year the best year you possibly can. Never
discount the value of your hard work, your kindness, and your
determination to cross the finish line. And always remember, you
will end up where you are meant to be.
Best of luck,
The Warrior Class of
2025 Staff
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The Warrior • News
May 29, 2025
What’s Inside: News 12-15, Opinions 16, Humor 17, Entertainment 18, Sports 19-20
Entertainment
Read a staff review about
season two of The Last of Us
Page 18
Semester Finals On The Horizon
by Cara Farr ‘27
ams, they counted for 25 percent
of students’ entire semester grade.
Another significant change is
that, beginning with next school
year’s incoming ninth graders,
MCPS will change how semester
grades are calculated. Rather than
students receiving an upward
trend in which an A in one quarter
and a B in the other quarter results
in an A for the semester, Taylor is
looking at changes to how grades
are calculated so that students are
held more accountable for trying
the duration of the entire semester.
The slide show presented at
the board meeting showed that
the number of absences of students
nearly doubled in quarter
2 and 4, compared to 1 and 2. In
order to prevent this increase in
absences, Taylor is looking to implement
“summative assessment
requirements” and new ways to
calculate grades to make sure that
students are still trying and still
learning in the second and fourth
quarters.
Another adjustment to the
grading policy is the intention to
better standardize the so-called
50%-rule, which MCPS first put
in place in 2008. For a number of
years, students received a 50-percent
minimum grade even if they
After multiple changes to
the grading policy over the past
few years, MCPS Superintendent
Thomas Taylor is looking to revise
grading for the upcoming
school year as a “Return to Rigor”
that will “restore clarity and
establish high expectations for
students,” according to a slide
presentation at the April 10 meeting
of the Board of Education.
The district has been looking to
make changes to the grading policy
after the 2020 virtual school
year, where due dates, deadlines,
and grades were all relaxed.
The most significant change
is that MCPS is planning to bring
back semester exams, which the
county stopped using in 2017,
moving to quarterly progress
checks. By the end of this month,
Taylor has called for MCPS to
determine 2nd and 4th marking
period summative requirements
in which curriculum teams finalize
plans for English, math, science,
and social studies. It has not
been announced if the exams will
be graded as a percentage of the
quarter grade or a separate category
in the gradebook. When
MCPS previously used final exdid
not submit any work. This
school year, MCPS put requirements
in place that students must
complete a minimum level of
work, as determined by the teacher
to receive at least half-credit.
The new grading policy for next
year will further clarify that students
must show evidence of
defined learning to receive a
minimum 50%. Other changes
for next year are to define a clear
retake and deadline policy to be
used uniformly, such as establishing
a maximum deadline window
such as 10 school days after the
original due date.
In the 2023-2024 school
year, the county added end of
course exams for biology students
to take in their second semester.
This counted towards the
grades of the 9th grade students
taking the test, not the 10th grade
students. They also added an
end of course exam for students
taking National, State, and Local
(NSL) Government classes,
where just like biology, it counted
towards the grades of the students
enrolled in the class. At the beginning
of the 2024-2025 school
year, the ten-percent category
was reinstated for English and
Math classes.
Is AI Replacing Learning?
by Julius Lindner ‘26 and
Piotr Popiel-Machnicki ‘26
Even though MCPS banned
most AI tools from the school-issued
Chromebooks to stop students
from cheating with those
tools, the frequency of students
using AI is only increasing. Students
continue to use it for assignments
and studying, while
teachers use it to plan lessons
and generate ideas. Teachers now
recognize and perhaps reluctantly
accept that almost every student
uses AI in one way or another.
That raises the question of how
it affects students’ learning and
how MCPS and its teachers will
respond and adapt.
“The truth is, AI developed
so quickly that schools are still
trying to catch up,” said English
teacher Elizabeth Kominski.
“We’re now responsible for preparing
students for a world where
AI will be a big part of everyday
life—and that includes teaching
new skills like digital literacy and
ethical tech use. But we’re still
figuring out the best ways to do
that. In many ways, it feels like
we’re building the plane while
flying it. It’s a challenge, but also
an opportunity.”
Social studies teacher Matt
Schneider believes nearly every
student has used AI in one
or more of their classes. “I hope
that the positives will outweigh
the negatives, but it is too early to
tell,” said Schneider. “I hope that
as AI improves, we find ways to
use it as a powerful learning tool.
However, we need better screening
mechanisms for cheating and
misuse of AI as well.” Schneider
and other teachers are navigating
how to show students the beneficial
and proper uses of AI while
still monitoring for cheating.
Nevertheless, teachers have
to deal with the current situation.
One way to is to use AI detectors,
which claim to catch text written
by AI. “I typically check more
than one detector at a time, and
if two or three are showing plagiarism,
I trust that,” said English
teacher Christopher Goodrich.
Without reliable detection
tools, teachers are left with no
way of ultimately confirming AI
usage and have to trust the students.
But students seem to use
AI more than they should. “I
think close to all of them use it,”
said social studies teacher Ruby
Whisman.
Several teachers expressed
their concerns about the visible
decline of critical thinking and
human-like curiosity. “There’s no
searching anymore,” said Whisman.
“You just ask, and it gives
you the answer.” Without real
learning at school, students are
missing out on the most valuable
moments of education: developing
ideas, making mistakes, and
building resilience.
“If students rely on it too
heavily, they risk missing out on
important skills like how to write
well, think critically, or solve
problems on their own,” added
Kominski.
Science teacher Michael
Miehl recalled trying to generate
a quiz using AI but found that it
required so much editing that it
barely saved any time. “It became
too much of a chore … I just as
soon made the quiz from scratch.”
Math teacher Heather Baxter
tested using AI for hard math
problems, but realized that it
started just spitting out mistakes.
“I feel like it reaches a certain
level,” she said about AI for
high-level math. “It’s just like a
person reaching a certain level
with their capability.” This risk of
encountering misinformation or
generic, low-quality answers only
strengthens the argument that AI
should only be a support and not a
replacement, especially for learning.
The question is, what can
be done? Completely banning
AI may not be realistic or even
helpful. Already, many teachers
are encouraging their students to
work with AI for brainstorming,
summarizing, or creating outlines.
Whisman described asking
her history students to generate
alternative history images using
AI, which turned out to be “extremely
exciting” and a great opportunity
to deepen involvement
with the material.
In the long run, ChatGPT is
here to stay. So, the future of education
will not be AI-free, but if
schools adapt and teach students
to use it wisely, it could make
learning smarter, not lazier.
Sports
Spring sports approach
end of season
Pages 19-20
MCPS grading policy has undergone frequent revisions in recent years.
Trump’s Letter Demands
End of DEI In K-12 Schools
by Deepika Shrestha ‘27
The Trump administration
sent a letter to every state in early
April stating that any Diversity,
Equity, Inclusion (DEI) practices
would need to stop in K-12
schools or would lose federal
funding for their public schools.
Federal funding is only about 10
percent but still matters greatly
especially for Title l schools that
serve higher concentrations of
low-income students, as well as
for serving the needs of students
with disabilities. The Trump administration
is arguing that under
federal civil rights laws, it has
the responsibility to also protect
white children from discrimination
as much as minority children.
States and school districts were
directed to respond to the letter
certifying they do not discriminate
with DEI practices.
The letter was unclear on what
is considered DEI so state and
district school leaders have struggled
over the past two months to
determine how to interpret the
letter that does not specify if its
learning materials, instructional
lessons, job hiring, or even extracurriculars
like clubs that are considered
under “DEI practices.”
The letter to K-12 school letters
was similar in intent to one
sent to colleges and universities
in early February that they faced
the loss of federal funding if they
continued to include DEI efforts.
Soon after, the federal Department
of Education created an
online portal called “End DEI,”
where parents, students, and others
can send in complaints about
schools that have discriminated
under DEI. Parents from anywhere
in the country can send in a
complaint for a school their child
does not even attend. The Department
of Education stated that it
will use that information to investigate
possible discrimination that
occurs in a school or its district.
Federal judges in Maryland,
New Hampshire, and Washington
D.C. have all blocked Trump’s
effort at stopping DEI in K-12
schools. They essentially ruled
it limits academic freedom, was
too vague, and possibly unconstitutional.
This means that the
administration can not threaten
those states to cut funding for the
time-being. Later, 19 states sued
the Trump administration for illegally
putting in jeopardy funding
that could be used for disabled
students. However, some republican-led
states or their local school
districts have already certified to
the administration that they will
not use DEI practices or instruction
in schools and some states,
including in Texas, Ohio, and
Tennessee, are making their own
laws around anti-DEI practices in
public schools.
There is uncertainty how courts
ultimately will rule on efforts by
the Trump administration to influence
what is taught in schools, as
well as whether school districts in
Maryland will change anything
they currently are doing.
see “DEI,” pg 14
The Warrior • News
May 29, 2025
TikTok Roped Into Tariff War
by Laurika Pich ‘27
Recently, the social media
app TikTok has been caught in
the crossfire between the two economic
powerhouses of the United
States and China. For years, the
United States has been concerned
that the Chinese government is
using TikTok, owned by Chinese
company ByteDance, for spying
as well as political manipulation.
To avoid these complications,
Tiktok is set to be separated
from its Chinese owner to avoid
a ban in the United States, or to
find a new American owner, such
as bidders “Shark Tank” star Kevin
O’Leary (along with billionaire
Frank McCort), and Amazon,
which have put in a last-minute
offer for the app. Additional investors
would be brought on to
reduce the number of Chinese investors
due to a U.S. federal law,
upheld by the Supreme Court,
calling for no more than 20 percent
of TikTok or its parent company
to be owned by people or
corporations in foreign adversary
countries, which includes China.
However, Trump in his first day
as president paused the enforcement
of the popular app by extending
the TikTok ban deadline
first to April 5 before announcing
a second extension to June 19.
The Trump administration
reportedly is finalizing a deal to
secure U.S. assets of TikTok,
where Trump is to sign an order
initiating a 120-day period for
closing the deal, allowing time
to finish paperwork and cement
financing. Instead of granting full
ownership of the app, Bytedance
and officials in Washington had
set a new ownership structure
where investors would own 50
percent of an American TikTok
entity, while Chinese owners
would retain less than 20 percent.
But then these plans fell apart
when Trump issued his global tariffs
that same week in early April,
raising baseline tariffs on Chinese
imports to 145 percent. China
then implemented retaliatory tariffs
as a way to combat Trump’s
by imposing a minimum 125-percent
tariff on U.S. goods and restricting
exports of rare earths
critical to high-tech industries.
However, the two countries
announced on May 11 that they
would step back from the high
tariffs due to them paralyzing the
trade between the world’s two
largest economies. Both agreed
to lower the tariffs for 90 days
following talks in Geneva over
the weekend. The tax on Chinese
imports to the United States will
drop from 145 percent to 30 percent
while the tariff China charges
on U.S. goods will fall from 125
percent to 10 percent. Given all
the uncertainty over tariffs, what
will happen next with the ownership
of TikTok is anyone’s guess.
In the meantime, TikTok remains
available in the United States.
MCPS Extends School Year
by Evelyn San Miguel ‘26
In order to meet state requirements
for 180 days of instruction,
MCPS extended the school year
to Tuesday, June 17, designating
the last three days of school as
early release days in order to allow
staff to complete end of year
grading and planning, according
to a letter from the county. The
change comes as a result of four
snow and ice days in January and
February, cutting into vital time
necessary for student learning.
MCPS initially extended the
school year by one day in an announcement
made on X (formerly
Twitter) on January 24. However,
as a result of further inclement
weather days, the county was required
to extend the year to meet
the necessary 180-day mandate.
The county attempted to repeal
the added days and requested a
waiver from the state, but were
refused.
Without a justified excused
absence communicated to the
attendance secretary, attendance
is still mandatory, especially for
high school students. The last
days are expected to be similar to
last year, with field days planned
for students to have some leisure
time at the very end of the year.
Since the pandemic and the
evolution of virtual learning,
solving the problem of lost time
was proposed with the announcement
for the option for a Code
Purple, a virtual learning day in
the case of inclement weather
that would count for a full school
day. Despite having the ability to
MCPS added 3 half-days to the school year to account for snow days.
call a Code Purple, MCPS has yet
to take advantage of the virtual
learning opportunity as a result
of Maryland State Department
of Education (MSDE) guidelines
that school systems “can shift to
virtual learning for severe weather
conditions only if they have
utilized all of their “in person”
make-up days designated in the
school year calendar.” The calendar
includes a significant number
of in-person makeup days,
including five at the end of the
school year. For the 2024-2025
school year, the county opted-out
of including Code Purple as an
operating status code because
it was “very unlikely” that they
would shift to virtual instruction
under the MSDE guidelines.
Many parents and students,
with summer plans taking place
shortly after the year ends, feel
frustrated with the announcement.
The added instructional
days extended the school year
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Plans to secure U.S. assets of TikTok fell through after Trump’s Tariffs.
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past the weekend into the following
week of June 16-17. In previous
years, the school year has
ended on or around these dates,
but MCPS pushed back the start
of the school year to before Labor
Day, affecting when the school
year ends.
AP Comparative and US
Government teacher Michael
King felt that the school days
would likely vary depending on
attendance. “A lot of it will depend
on who shows up. If there’s
not great attendance, it’ll probably
change what I’m doing [in
class],” said King. His AP Comparative
Government class has
about fifteen students, more than
half of which are seniors. Since
MCPS has no final exams, and
AP testing ends mid-May, King
has noticed a lot of student apathy
toward the final days of the year,
since “there’s nothing that [students
are] necessarily building
towards.”
Returning Staff
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Editors-in-Chief ................................... Evelyn San Miguel ‘26
Ziv Golan ‘26
Online
Managing Online Editor ................................... Cara Farr ‘27
News ........................................................... Andrew Fenner ‘27
Opinions ................................................. Deepika Shrestha ‘27
Humor ................................................................ Lilah Boig ‘26
Spotlight ....................................................... Maya Dorsam ‘27
Entertainment ................................................... Lilah Boig ‘26
Matilda Hawkins ‘27
Sports .................................................................. Cara Farr ‘27
Chase Sondike ‘26
Copy and Content
Director of Copy & Content ......................... Nisha Khatri ‘26
Social Media
Directors of Social Media ......................... Molly Schecter ‘27
Emma Link ‘27
Photography
Director of Photography ........................ Elijah Goodman ‘26
Staff Writer
Ryan Green ‘26
The Warrior serves as Sherwood’s news source,
receiving numerous state and national honors
over the 46 years it has been in circulation.
With a staff of more than 35 students under the
guidance of Peter Huck, The Warrior keeps the
Sherwood community informed about local
and national events.
Bathroom Vape Detectors
Aid In Catching Students
by Taylor Adams ‘27
The work of Sherwood’s security
guards potentially became
easier with the installation of
vape detectors in bathrooms to
combat vaping and marijuana use
by students. Since the detectors
became fully functional in late
April, security has received an
average of 50 alerts every day, including
both vape and marijuana
detection.
When a vape detector picks
up vaping particles or marijuana
smoke, it alerts school administration
and security through an
app on their phones, as well as
sending them an email. Then, security
officers or administrators
will go down to the bathrooms
and escort students to the office.
However, there is a complication
at Sherwood because there are no
female security guards currently
working at the school. To handle
the vaping alerts in girls’ bathrooms,
the school either sends a
female administrator to go into
the bathroom or a male security
officer to wait outside the bathroom
for the students to come
out, according to Principal Tim
Britton.
In August of 2024, MCPS
announced that it had reached a
settlement with e-cigarette maker
Juul, which provided them $2
million dollars in funding. This
money was for the purpose of
installing vape detectors in bathrooms
and high traffic areas in
high schools to minimize vaping.
Schools have just recently started
implementing these, including
Sherwood.
While the detectors can pick
up both marijuana and vaping,
there isn’t a way to differentiate
between those based on the
detection. According to Britton,
sometimes the detectors will even
pick up things that are not related
to vaping or marijuana and send
a false alert. Due to this, security
can’t tell if students were vaping
or smoking marijuana unless they
confiscate a physical item.
While this recent change
has received negative feedback
from some students, there may
be genuine benefits. A concern
was raised that installing the vape
detectors in bathrooms wouldn’t
be very effective as it would just
divert students to other areas of
the school to vape and smoke in.
However, the reason that students
keep vaping in bathrooms is because
“there will never be cameras
in bathrooms, so they feel safe
to vape there,” explained Britton.
Now that there is a way to catch
them vaping in bathrooms, it may
prove to be a strong barrier for
vaping.
Britton notes that he hasn’t
seen a decrease in students vaping
in bathrooms, but he has seen
a large increase in the number of
students getting caught. While
there has not yet been a noticeable
decrease in students vaping,
Britton believes that changes to
student behavior may be more
apparent next school year.
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Supreme Court Anticipated To
Support Parents in Opt-Out Case
by Evelyn San Miguel ‘26
In recent months, Supreme Court case Mahmoud v. Taylor
has made waves in Montgomery County as the majority conservative
court is likely to rule in favor of the opt-out option.
The parents in favor of the opt-out policy are from a variety of
religious backgrounds, and their requests to opt their children
out from the reading of K-6 books with LGBTQ+ themes have
furthered ongoing debate in regards to parental rights to the
themes that their children are being exposed to in schools. The
parents, represented by the Becket Fund for Religious Liberty,
argued that MCPS violated their First Amendment rights to religious
freedom in reversing its policy to allow the opting-out of
readings of books that contained themes conflicting with their
religious beliefs. Since the court agreed to hear the case on January
17, concerns have mounted across the country as to what
the potential ruling will mean for parents, students, and school
systems in the United States.
Criticisms, most notably in an Editorial from the Washington
Post, questioned why MCPS felt it necessary to bring
a mostly “minor administrative issue” to the attention of the
Supreme Court when it was more likely than not that the court
would rule in favor of the parents. Based on precedent from
other Supreme Court cases, the county’s argument revolves
around the idea that parents forfeit some of their discretion to
the specifics of what content their children are receiving in the
classroom. The county has also stated in oral arguments that
the opt-out program would cause significant disruption to class
activities. Expecting a final ruling in either June or July, the
outcome of this case will set the stage for further debate on a
number of prominent issues in American politics.
Anuva Maloo Elected SMOB
by Isabella Landaverde ‘27
On April 30 students made their voices loud and clear
as Anuva Maloo, a junior at Montgomery Blair, was officially
elected as the 2025-2026 Student Member of the Board
(SMOB). Winning 62 percent of the vote, Maloo secured a clear
victory over her opponent, Northwest junior Peter Boyko. More
than 61,000 students participated in this year’s election, making
it one of the most active SMOB elections in recent years.
Maloo’s term officially begins on July 1, and she succeeds Praneel
Suvarna, a senior at Clarksburg High School.
Maloo’s platform centered on issues like access to mental
health support, safer schools, and equal opportunities for all
students. She also centered her campaign around needs like free
menstrual products in restrooms and wider availability of overdose
prevention tools like Narcan.
Sandy Spring Friends School
Saved from Closure
by Ryan Green ‘26
Sherwood’s neighbor Sandy Spring Friends School (SFSS),
a Quaker school serving preschool through 12th grade, will remain
open following a brief period of uncertainty regarding its
future. On April 23, the school’s board announced that due to an
increase of community funding, they have secured to keep the
school operation through at least the 2027-2028 academic year.
The announcement came after concerns about the SFSS’s
financial situation, which led to the board announcing in mid-
April that the school would close at the end of the school year
after being in existence for more than six decades. The community’s
quick response, including fundraising of more than
14 million dollars, played a crucial role in reversing the decision.
“We are deeply heartened by the generous and passionate
responses from across the SSFS community, which reflect the
deep love and care for the school...and the lasting impact the
school has had for many,” said the Board of Trustees.
Christine Lewis, the interim Head of School, emphasized
the importance of community engagement and its Quaker values.
“Our collective efforts have only secured the schools immediate
future but have also strengthened our commitment to
providing a transformative education grounded in Quaker values,”
Lewis stated. The school’s reopening has been met with
only positive encouragement from both students and parents
alike. Plans are underway to continue the school year moving
forward with a focus on community involvement.
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May 29, 2025
First Amendment under Pressure
From the Trump Administration
by Madelyn Awaad ‘27
Schools Uncertain What Qualifies As DEI
from DEI, pg 12
In response to inquiries from The
Warrior, MCPS Superintendent
Thomas Taylor responded that the
school district has no intention to
change their values or practices
on DEI. Taylor also stated that
MCPS did not itself receive any
letter from the Trump administration
about DEI practices.
Any subject in schools could
potentially be targeted in the letter
due to the vagueness of what
qualifies as a DEI practice, but it’s
most likely that any impact would
be felt most in social studies and
English classes due to the nature
of the subjects. Social Studies resource
teacher Christine McKeldin
does not have concerns about
what is being taught to students
running afoul of any future anti-DEI
efforts. “We’re teaching
the real history; we’re teaching
the facts,” explained McKeldin.
Jaclynn Lightsey, MCPS
Secondary Supervisor for English
Language Arts, states MCPS
will focus on instruction that is
aligned with Maryland Board of
Free speech is still legal,
but it doesn’t always feel safe
to speak freely. Under President
Donald Trump’s second presidency,
conservative voices have
said that they felt more heard.
But others, including teachers,
college students, scientists, and
activists, have felt pressured to
stay quiet or risk trouble. Trump
signed an executive order to “protect
free speech,” but some have
interpreted it as actually an attack
on the free speech of those that
he perceives as his enemies. The
First Amendment guarantees free
speech, as well as a free press;
however, Trump has taken a number
of actions that are threatening
the media landscape. As Katherine
Jacobsen from the Committee
to Protect Journalists stated in an
interview with NPR, “Press freedom
is no longer a given in the
United States.”
Trump Sues News Show
ABC News quietly settled
a defamation lawsuit with President-elect
Donald Trump for $15
million on December 16, 2024.
The case began after George
Stephanopoulos, during the
March 10 episode of This Week,
incorrectly said Trump had been
“found liable for rape” in the E.
Jean Carroll civil trial. In fact,
the 2023 jury found Trump liable
for sexual abuse and battery, not
rape. Trump sued on March 17,
2024, claiming actual malice, and
in July a federal judge allowed
the case to move forward. That
opened the door to a discovery
process including internal ABC
emails and scheduled depositions
of both Trump and Stephanopoulos.
Rather than face further risk
and publicity, ABC agreed to settle.
The money will go to Trump’s
presidential foundation and museum.
The case is seen as a major
win for Trump.
AP Reporter Kicked Out
In February, the Associated
Press (AP) was blocked from
covering White House events after
refusing to follow President
Trump’s order to rename the Gulf
of Mexico as the Gulf of America.
Other reporters were also
affected. A judge ruled in March
that the government cannot block
journalists for their viewpoints
and restored the AP’s access. The
judge’s ruling emphasized that
the First Amendment protects reporters
from government retaliation.
Pressure on Corporations
60 Minutes on CBS is a wellknown
news show that has been
around for more than 50 years.
Bill Owens, the show’s executive
producer, quit in March 2025 after
new rules were added that limited
what he and his team could
report. Some people think this
was because the parent company,
Paramount Global, wanted to stay
on the good side of the Trump
administration as it worked on
a merger with Skydance Media.
Education standards. She added
that English teachers in middle
and high schools across the
county have diverse materials
from which to choose from. “We
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Head of NPR testifies to congress amidst threats to pull federal funding.
Owens felt like the new supervision
over stories, especially those
involving the government, was
too much. As a result, his resignation
showed how tough it can
be for journalists to stay independent
when corporate interests get
in the way.
Cutting NPR and PBS Funding
On May 1, President Trump
signed Executive Order 14290,
which aimed to cut all federal
funding for NPR and PBS. He
claimed that both stations were
too biased in their news reporting
and no longer served the public
fairly. The order told the Corporation
for Public Broadcasting to
stop funding NPR and PBS, even
though the CPB is an independent
nonprofit, protected by law from
political control. In response,
CPB filed a lawsuit, arguing that
Trump’s actions overstepped his
authority. Trump also tried to
remove three members from the
CPB board, which sparked even
more controversy. Critics are concerned
that this move could hurt
local journalism and make public
media more vulnerable to political
influence.
Excerpt from Letter sent by The Department of Education on April 3
continue to reassure teachers that
we will support them as they continue
to implement our inclusive
curriculum,” Lightsey explained.
The Warrior • News
May 29, 2025
Student Turning Cookies Into Cash
by Ziv Golan ‘26
High school commonly is
the time when many first enter
the workforce, acquiring jobs
at places such as retail stores,
restaurants, swimming pools and
summer camps. However, there
are several other creative ways to
make money as a teenager. Student-run
businesses have started
to become a fixture around Sherwood
with advertisements on social
media and posters throughout
the halls marketing services to
students. These businesses have
largely attained some level of
success despite humble beginnings.
Junior Stephanie Rinelli runs
her own baking business. “Before
February, it was definitely more
of a hobby but then I started selling
what I was making and things
have slowly been taking off, but
not to the extent that I can fully
support myself through it. I
would say that it has been pretty
successful,” said Rinelli who sells
brownies and chocolate chip
cookies. “I have a local brewery
that will have my chocolate chip
cookies and my brownies on their
shelves in a few weeks, and I also
have a local law firm that is interested
in having me cater their
corporate events.”
As start-up businesses develop,
social media is a major asset
used to market services to the
community. “I started it [baking
business] in 2020 when the pandemic
started, but rather than a
business it was more me posting
different things that I was making
in hope that people would order,”
explained Rinelli. From here Rinelli
was able to gain traction,
creating a menu and establishing
herself as a true business.
Summer Homework: Help or Hassle?
by Chase Sondike ‘26
As the school year winds
down and students look forward
to summer relaxation, one thing
might still remain on their minds
over their break: summer homework.
While some education experts
and teachers see it as a way
for students to stay sharp, likely
many students view it as an unfair
interruption to their summer
break.
Summer homework has been
debated among teachers, students,
and parents for years. Some believe
that it is necessary as it
prevents students from forgetting
important skills, while others argue
that it simply increases stress
without offering much benefit.
Educators have mixed opinions
on the matter. Some support it,
especially for advanced students,
while others believe a break
should be just that—a break.
Patty Jasnow, who teaches
AP Literature and Honors English
10, wishes students would
read more on their own and that
reading a book over the summer
should be viewed by students as
a pleasurable activity. Students
who register for AP Lit choose a
book to read during the summer
from a list of contemporary nov-
Junior Stephanie Rinelli operates her own business selling baked goods.
As many of these businesses
have developed, they have expanded
their services and reach.
Although the students behind
such startups may make a bit
more than other students with
part-time jobs, the workload is
clearly much more strenuous. Between
booking orders/services,
creating promotional content, and
actually performing the job, all on
top of school work, it can be difficult
to maintain balance.
AP Lit and Lang assign homework.
Elijah Goodman ‘26
Student businesses also have
a unique opportunity to gather a
healthy clientele solely from the
student/teacher population itself.
Multiple students have sold candy
during the school day or advertised
several other services,
such as shoe shining, throughout
the building. The creativity of
students is astounding to see with
high schoolers branching out of
the norm to take on the business
world.
els provided by the AP Lit teachers.
“Students who read the novel
in the summer are actually easing
up their Lit workload in the
first weeks of the semester,” said
Jasnow. “They are compounding
the amount of work at the start
of their senior year by avoiding
summer reading.”
Knowledge retention is the
main argument for summer homework
being assigned to students.
With the summer break being two
months long, it might be difficult
for students to retain information
from the past school year. Hence,
summer homework is a way to
keep students involved consistently
with the academic material
they have covered throughout the
school year. The prevention of
learning loss is also a huge factor
when talking about summer assignments,
as many argue that the
work will stop the squandering
of knowledge that students often
experience. The assigning of
work over the summer will teach
students to manage their time
effectively and encourage discipline
and responsibility as well.
Spreading work out to effectively
complete it and finding time to do
assignments are values that cannot
be overstated when talking
about students who succeed academically.
However, not everyone agrees
that summer homework is beneficial.
Some argue that much of the
summer work given is low quality
and often isn’t useful for actual
learning. In fact, it can lead to
burnout, especially when students
are expected to juggle jobs, vacations,
or much-needed rest.
In MCPS, there isn’t a strict
requirement for summer homework.
Schools may assign reading
lists or optional work, but the
trend at Sherwood in recent years
has veered away from teachers
assigning summer homework
and assignments other than in
the AP English classes. For better
or worse, most students are
to decide for themselves whether
to shut down academic learning
over the summer.
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Comparative Religions Course
Broadens Student Perspectives
by Ziv Golan ‘26
The social studies department
offers a variety of electives
beyond the traditional courses offered
to fulfill graduation requirements.
This includes a Comparative
Religions class described in
the MCPS course bulletin as a
means for students to discover the
basic tenets of each of the world’s
major religions (Judaism, Christianity,
Islam, Buddhism, and Hinduism),
along with coverage of
other belief systems.
“I chose to take Comparative
Religions because I wanted to become
more educated on religions
I wasn’t well versed on,” said junior
Catherine Gomes. “I think
learning about different religions
is very interesting, and I even
wanted to discover more about
the faith I was raised in, through
a more objective lens outside of a
religious atmosphere.”
With no standard curriculum
for the course, students are
strongly encouraged to explore
religion on a deeper level through
asking questions and participating
in class discussions. “The class is
a little bit notes in the intro phase
of each religion, but in general
it is a self-discovery,” explained
Comparative Religions teacher
Caitlin Thompson. “I encourage
the kids to work in groups, to talk
to others that have different backgrounds
than their own, and to be
able to think about how religion
impacts daily life and culture.”
As a result of the freedom
given in the classroom, the ability
to gain meaning from the course
depends on students’ willingness
to branch out of their comfort
zone and share. “I think the
class went well,” said Thompson
“I got lucky with a group of kids
that have a diverse set of religious
backgrounds. Everyone has been
willing to share, and I feel like it’s
been a nice environment where
people feel comfortable talking to
each other.”
Thompson’s approach to the
course allows students to make
frequent suggestions on course
content. “Ms. Thompson does a
great job of creating both an unbiased
but also open class; even
as a teacher she is always asking
students about their own religion
and adding that into the course.
For example, me and another student
planned a Passover Seder for
the class,” recounted junior Lilah
Boig.
The tight-knit environment
of the class, with currently 14
people enrolled, allows students
to participate in both small group
and whole class discussions with
ease. However, there is always a
danger the class may not run if the
signup threshold is not met; hence
why the class is not available next
year. The course will continue to
be accessible during course registration
periods, allowing it to
hopefully return to Sherwood after
next year’s hiatus.
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Across
1. Ms. Chugh
4. Masks
8. COVID
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12. Cards
13. VI
14. Assassin
16. SAT
17. One
18. Beach Week
20. Root
23. Eww
24. One Hundred Forty
28. Polar
29. Pi
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3. USC
4. March
5. Sportsmanship
6. Sunset
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The Warrior • Opinions
May 29, 2025
Immigrants are People Too
by Lilah Boig ‘26
The use of “fearmongering,”The
use of “fearmongering,”
the action of deliberately arousing
public fear about an issue, has
become an epidemic in America
in which those being fear-mongered
are the immigrants of our
country. Putting emphasis on the
“Border Crisis” was the main
topic that cemented victory for
Donald Trump in the 2024 election.
His campaign preached that
illegal immigrants were the “largest
problem in America” as they
supposedly were taking jobs, and
responsible for an abundance of
violence. While not only are these
facts untrue, which is backed by
numerous statistical articles from
the American immigration Council,
the propaganda has caused
irrevocable harm towards fellow
humans.
By making undocumented migrants--as
well as legally protected
refugees--the primary focus of
his campaign and now presidency,
Trump created a feeling of
mass alarm amongst his followers
of the “crisis.” While it is true
that the number of border crossings
had been going up in the past
few years (before declining in
2024), such fluctuations have also
occurred many times in previous
decades without panic throughout
the country. The reason this time
that it appears to be more of an issue
is because of how Trump has
used immigrants as a scapegoat
in their campaign as the people to
always blame. While the purpose
of it was to unite Republicans
under a common fear, the fear
mongering over all this time has
caused people to see immigrants
as lesser people.
One of the more well known
examples of this is the lack of
notice after Trump announced he
was going to be using the U.S.
military base in Guantanamo Bay,
Cuba, as a holding place for the
deportation of illegal immigrants
in February. Although to multiple
lawsuits over this the immigrants
were taken out of Guantanamo by
the end of March the immigrants
who had been put into this prison
reported abuse such as beatings
and extreme isolation. The White
House responded to these claims
saying that, “these are criminals
we are talking about.” Now this
does not morally justify abuse,
but according to the American
Civil Liberties Union the “Trump
administration later admitted that
nearly 30% of the detainees were
considered, “low-threat” and did
not have criminal records.
Since his inauguration in January,
the Trump administration
was able to swiftly change the
immigration laws through an executive
action that ends the United
States accepting immigrants as
refugees, pushing aways those
fleeing war-torn countries or
death. Recenlty Immigrants have
been being deported when they
arrive for their government ordered
immigration check-ins, and
as of this month Trump has attempted
to deport non-libyan immigrants
to Libya, putting them
at risk of the torture and abuse
Libya is known for enacting on
its detainees.
Similarly, early in his presidency
Trump claimed that the Venezuelan
gang “Tren de Aragua”
was invading the United States
in order to justify sending immigrants
to a Salvadoran super prison.
The men he sent later were
seen in shackles and with their
heads shaven. According to AP-
News, “the Trump administration
has not identified the migrants
or provided any evidence they
are members of Tren de Aragua”
Some of these men were deported
to this prison solely based on their
tattoos that the Trump administration
assumed to be gang tattoos.
Among these tattoos were ones of
the sign language of “Mom” and
“I love you,” as well as a clock of
a daughter’s birthday. The detaining
and abusing of people without
real criminal records has become
a trend under Trump’s deportation
spree with more examples of
how his administration views immigrants
a political ploy and not
as humans
When people begin to see other
human beings as lesser than, it
gives them a moral excuse to not
believe they deserve rights and
liberty. The Trump administration
has turned a large population of
Americans against immigrants
that he continues to abuse for his
own political gain. Immigrants
are human and it’s shameful the
way many people turn a blind eye
to what’s happening to them. Not
only is this harming immigrants
but also increasing the prejudice
and racism on many Latin Americans
and Middle eastern Americans
due to assumptions made
from fear. The fear-mongering
from Trump needs to be spoken
out about as the act of propaganda
and ethnocentrism that it is in
order to protect the population
that has made up America from
the start.
SMOB Title Just for Show
by Maya Dorsam ‘27
The “S” in SMOB stands for
stupid. While I’m only joking,
I’m sure the statement would be
widely accepted by a majority of
students and staff in the county.
Each year, MCPS likes to wave
it in our faces that students are
“represented” by a Student Member
of the Board (SMOB), who
is newly elected around the end
of the school year, typically un
April, to prepare for their next
term, which begins in July.
This tradition of electing a
student to represent our collective
student voice dates back nearly
half a century in MCPS, but I’m
sure most students would agree
that these students are anything
but a representation of the average
high schooler. Most often, these
students are overly ambitious and
like to constantly remind us of
the dozens of ways that they’ve
been “serving us” from behind
the scenes up until the time of
their election. They stack up on
extracurriculars and are involved
in any activity you could possibly
imagine. To be honest, most
students can hardly even begin
to relate to these high-achieving
phenomenons.
Did I also mention that the title
comes with a $25,000 college
scholarship once they’re successfully
elected? Yeah, and on top of
the pay, the position also practically
includes an “admit one”
ticket to any top school of your
choosing. On top of that, they
earn SSL hours and an honors social
studies credit. It sounds like a
pretty nice deal.
SMOB candidates tend to include
unlikely solutions in their
campaigns to problems like the
increased accessibility of fentanyl
strips, which newly elected
SMOB Anuva Maloo mentioned
well over five times in her candidate
video. Yes, schools should
make sure to have these strips
in their health rooms in the very
unlikely event that a student takes
a drug that may have fentanyl.
That’s pretty obvious. Maloos’
opponent mentioned his plans to
increase security technology if he
were elected. No one would argue
against keeping students safe,
but the logistics of such measures
would make getting into the
school each morning a larger hassle
that many would disapprove
of. Other attempts at increased
school safety that were greatly
considered a failure this past
school year were the implementation
of the ID policy requiring
students to have it on their person
at all times to be checked by security
when questioned. It feels
as though, through most of their
solutions, they only create more
issues in the system.
MCPS’s efforts to give the
student body a voice have only
come across as a way to prove that
they “care,” but do we really need
someone to tell them the issues
occurring in our local schools?
Are the adults in charge of MCPS
so out of touch that they truly
need a SMOB to tell them what
is going on in their schools? It’s
time for MCPS to step it up and
go further than simply saying that
a SMOB is proof of their efforts.
This institution of a student member
simply serves as the Board’s
way of pretending student voice
matters. Fot the SMOB to be truly
effective reform is needed to
ensure better representation.
A Sweet Trip
by Rachel Themistokleous ‘26
There is talk about introducing a pre-graduation
trip for the graduating Class of 2026. During the SGA
election for class president, junior Stephanie Rinelli ran
to be next year’s senior class president. She built her
candidacy upon the idea that she would get the class a
graduation trip as a final senior activity, organized by
herself and the school. After she won the election, the
plan was pushed into further action. On the morning
of May 14, an email was sent out to the Class of 2026,
with a survey attached asking students if they would be
interested in going on a trip to Hershey Park. A trip like
this is a great idea for the students.
Organizing a trip for the graduating senior class
provides a very fun and memorable way to celebrate the
end of 13 years of schooling. It recognizes all the hard
work students have achieved over time, and rewards
them with an exciting and relaxing trip. It also allows
for a final opportunity to bond with classmates before
graduation, and gives students a break from academic
and college stress. The trip will also help students create
lasting memories with their peers for them to carry
as they go their separate ways after graduation.
Lights Lead to Danger
by Lilah Boig ‘26
Students who usually drive to school from Town
Center along route 108, know traffic in the morning is
unbearable. During this time traffic can be seen backed
up from Sherwood all the way to Olney Theater. This
traffic jam is partially caused by the way the lights are
staggered to change at unsynchronized times. This causes
a phenomenon where the light you’re behind is green,
but nobody can move because of the stopped traffic at the
next light. Cars often get stuck in the middle of intersections
from long backups, leaving them vulnerable to car
accidents. This traffic can take over 15+ minutes to get
through, causing students to arrive late.
Teachers and staff who arrive early may think, “why
can’t students just leave earlier?” Realistically, if all students
began to leave earlier, then traffic would just occur
earlier, doing nothing but moving the issue around unless
students somehow staggered the times they arrived.
It’s also unrealistic that students can leave earlier every
day as lots have other activities or unpredictable homes.
If the lights were synchronized during arrival time, it
would mitigate some of the traffic and help students arrive
safe and on time.
Challenge Douses Stigma
by Nisha Khatri ‘26
Launched by the Mental Illness Needs Discussion
(MIND) club at the end of March, the USC Speak
Your Mind Challenge has been trending on social media
throughout the United States, raising awareness and funds
for mental health and suicide prevention. Participants pour
ice water on themselves and nominate others to join on social
media, creating a continuous ripple effect emphasizing
the importance of conversations about mental health.
Funds go towards Active Minds, an American nonprofit
dedicated to promoting mental health awareness with a
particular emphasis on mobilizing young adults.
Movements like this are especially vital with an increasing
mental health crisis among young people, breaking
the cycle of stigma and sparking real conversations.
In 2014, a similar ice bucket challenge raised awareness
and funds for amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS). Social
media-driven movements are powerful tools for change.
Each participant, whether they like a post or participate
and nominate a friend, plays a crucial role in destigmatizing
mental health issues and breaking down barriers. When
combined, the smallest actions can produce a wave of positive
change.
The Warrior • Humor
May 29, 2025
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ridicule in in the context of of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues.
Senior Squirt-Off Goes Wild
by Nick Hammond ‘25
and Mark Joseph ‘25
In April, disaster struck the
Sherwood community as the
equivalent of the Purge began.
Friendships were destroyed, and
families eroded from inside out
as the formerly friendly Olney
wrestled with the burden of hosting
Sherwood’s giant water fight:
Senior Assassin.
One may question the motives
for such violence. Why
would these students, nearing
graduation and soon entering
college, enlist in this warfare?
Why would they throw the “best”
years of their lives away? Simple:
a prize pool of over one thousand
dollars, or in modern English,
enough to buy 50 Geek Bars.
Nevertheless, as Senior Assassin
progressed, things only
got worse. Whether by stalking
the child development students
or driving a car into someone’s
house when they weren’t “invited
in,” this game was tearing
Sherwood apart. One Sherwood?
More like a lot of Sherwoods!
It has even caused senioritis
to reach an all time high, as
students were exhausted from
all night stake-outs in front of
their targets’ houses. Many had
even reported developing PTSD
(Post Traumatic Squirt Disorder),
spending anxious days on
end worried about where a little
Sherwood gremlin may pop out
of. Our school no longer felt like
a school; it felt like a war zone in
which trust was only something
for the wet.
One of the most documented
tragedies of Senior Assassin was
that of infamous twin siblings
Owen and Audrey Farris. When
Owen was initially asked what
his game plan was to achieve victory,
he simply said: “Oh, win.”
Unfortunately, his scheme did
not come to fruition when he was
ambushed by his own sister in
the supposed safety of his living
room.
“We don’t talk anymore
(like the song by Charlie Puth).
We don’t talk anymore like
we useeeed toooo dooooo! I
wish I could go back to before
I ever even picked up my shark
squirter,” murmured Owen.
He luckily found the strength
to seek vengeance, and had Audrey
ambushed from the branches
above. Despite getting drenched,
she was still a good sport about it.
“Aw, tree? Fair is fair!” she commented.
Aggressive powerhouse
“The Wet Willies” started out
their game as the tightest friend
group since middle school. But
after weeks of starving on the cold
battlefield and pointing blame towards
each other, the stress broke
them.
“I thought we would be together
forever, but even us Willies
couldn’t handle the squirt,”
cried self-proclaimed “Big Willie.”
Despite the energy and time
these students devoted to the
craft, an anonymous insider reported
that their efforts may be
futile. All one thousand big ones
are being held onto by Liat Tuchman,
the admin of the event. Unbeknownst
to the participants,
she will be embezzling every last
doubloon, and spending it all on a
mini yacht. Yuck, man.
by Deepika Shrestha ‘27
and Laurika Pich ‘27
by Lilah Boig ‘26 by Katie Ng ‘25
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The Warrior • Entertainment
May 29, 2025
The Last of Us Proves Every Path Has a Price
by Evelyn San Miguel ‘26
Since its smash hit release
in 2023, HBO’s The Last of Us
redefined the zombie apocalypse
genre, telling a beautiful story
wrought with grief, love, and loss.
Adapted from the beloved video
games of the same name, The Last
of Us stretches beyond the typical
end-of-the-world story, focusing
not on the blood-thirsty zombies
and the ruined world but instead
deep-diving into love in all of its
shapes and forms and just how far
people will go for those they love.
The second season, a certified
masterpiece like its predecessor,
expands the themes introduced in
the first in the most heartbreaking
of ways. This is not a zombie-show,
let it be known. The
Infected are merely a backdrop to
tell a heartbreaking story, with a
particular focus on the purest love
that exists — that between a parent
and their child.
For those who have not yet
watched the first season or simply
forgot, here’s a quick recap. The
world ends as we know it in 2003.
The entire globe is taken over by
a type of fungal infection called
Cordyceps that infects human
beings worldwide, turning them
into zombie-like monsters called
Infected. Ruined by the death of
his daughter on outbreak night,
Joel Miller (Pedro Pascal) spends
the next twenty years closed off
from the rest of the world, falling
into violence working as a smuggler
in Boston. Joel meets Ellie
(Bella Ramsey), a fourteen-yearold
foul-mouthed spitfire of a girl
who just so happens to be the
only immune person in the world.
After being tasked with taking
her across a ruined America to a
hospital so that a cure for the infection
can be made, Joel and Ellie
develop a close father-daughter
bond, finding comfort in one
another amidst a world filled with
loss. When they reach the hospital,
Joel learns that the only way
to make a vaccine is by killing
her. Incapable of losing another
daughter, Joel saves Ellie through
means that have serious consequences.
There are too many
spoilers to say anymore than that
about the first season.
This season can only be described
as nothing less than absolutely
stunning. Moving, devastating,
and hauntingly beautiful,
season two explores more of the
complex world Joel and Ellie
live in and how violence and loss
can mold the path a person leads.
New characters come into Ellie’s
life, namely Dina (Isabella Merced)
and Jesse (Young Mazino).
Merced as Dina is a delight on
screen. Her romantic chemistry
as Ellie’s love interest and “rideor-die”
is the perfect picture of
queer love and serves as the light
in the darkest of moments. Mazino
— coincidentally a Sherwood
graduate — is excellent as Jesse
and serves as a balance to Ellie’s
reckless nature. Others, serving
as Ellie’s brutal opposition, stun
in their roles. Kaitlyn Dever,
playing the daughter of the doctor
Joel murdered to save Ellie, is excellent
in one of the series’ most
complex roles, bringing new life
Innocence for Influence
by Emma Link ‘27
and Molly Schecter ‘27
The documentary Bad Influencing:
The Dark Side of Kidfluencing,
released on Netflix on
April 9, uncovers the dark secrets
behind popular influencer Piper
Rockelle. Many teens grew up
watching her on Music.ly and
YouTube, and in recent years, her
following has transferred to other
platforms like TikTok, Instagram,
and Twitch. Viewers growing up
alongside Piper Rockelle watched
her big friend group, “the squad,”
evolve and drastically change.
Without truly understanding why
people were coming in and out of
the squad, rumors surfaced online
and filled Piper’s comment sections.
The documentary reveals
disturbing truths about these relationships
influenced by her mother’s
actions, the media team, and
what it was truly like to film the
content that so many teens loved
to watch.
Piper Rockelle was exposed
to the entertainment industry at
the young age of 3. Her mother
put her in beauty pageants, inspired
by the reality show Toddlers
& Tiaras. She won her first
title at that young age, marking
the beginning of her career and
natural talent. These performances
transitioned into a profile on
Music.ly at the age of 7, which
eventually transitioned into You-
Tube, where her following continued
to grow exponentially.
Piper’s mother, Tiffany Smith,
noticed and took advantage of
this following.
Bad Infuenceing features the
perspective of 11 former members,
including squad members,
who claimed to suffer emotional,
physical, and sexual abuse from
Tiffany Smith. Sophie, a former
squad member, and Claire Rock-
Smith, another former squad
member and cousin to Piper, describe
what it was like behind the
scenes. They explain how Tiffany
Smith demanded long working
hours at such a young age, and
encouraged inappropriate and
sexual content outside of their
comfort zone. The former members
and their moms explain how
they would sometimes spend 12
straight hours filming, with short
breaks until the next filming session.
The moms recall not being
able to watch the kids make the
content under Smith’s supervision.
Under these extreme conditions,
parents and members themselves
found it was in their best
interest to leave the squad. The
documentary brings awareness to
the issue of child influencers and
exploitation. It raised concerns
over so many children with mass
followings who are parent-managed.
Viewers never truly know
what is happening behind the
scenes for some of the most popular
influencers.
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to her video game-equivalent
who caused immense controversy
upon The Last of Us Part II’s 2020
release.
In terms of set design, costuming,
and cinematography,
there is no crew more obviously
dedicated to the story of
The Last of Us. Massive visual
undertakings including entire
towns, hordes of Infected, and the
stunning scenes of nature-overridden
America are present in
every well-planned scene. Each
episode is perfectly paced, with
award-winning writers, directors,
set-designers, stylists, and actors
all putting their entire selves into
the series and its execution.
Already set for a third season,
The Last of Us is expected to
stretch across at least four With
its seventh and final episode airing
on May 25, The Last of Us
season two is a spaectaculaqrintroduction
to Ellie’s new reality,
where she must look for the light,
or lose herself in the darkness.
Grade: A+
Suzanne Collins released
Sunrise on the Reaping, another
prequel to her iconic young adult
series The Hunger Games, on
March 18. The book focuses on
Haymitch Abernathy, who was
featured in the first book as a disgruntled
mentor to the series’ protagonist,
Katniss Everdeen, and
his experience as a tribute in the
50th Hunger Games. The prequel
provides fans with valuable insight
into one of the series’ most
beloved characters, building upon
the dystopian world established
in the previous novels.
Many fans of the series and
readers of the new novel took to
social media to discuss the connections
between the novels and
the real world. Fans have noticed
that the examples of censorship
described in the book often align
with what they believe is happening
in actuality, particularly
the blocking of content on social
media.
The world Collins creates
in her award-winning novels is
set in a country called Panem. It
is divided into twelve districts,
each responsible for producing
a specific resource, and the Capitol,
which controls the districts.
The Capitol is wealthy, while the
districts are mired in poverty and
oppression. As a result of a rebellion
from the districts, the Capitol
created the Hunger Games, where
one girl and one boy from each
Sinners Blends Genres
by Aby Lo ‘26
and Shannon Naas ‘26
Sinners, written and directed
by Ryan Coogler, is predominantly
about two twins, Stack
and Smoke, who return back to
their Mississippi hometown in
1932 from Chicago to open up a
juke joint, only to find out that a
greater evil is waiting to welcome
them back. Sinners is an important
and great film that explores
racism, racial heritage, and communities
through the thread of
music. And somehow it’s also a
vampire movie.
The film’s narrative begins
when Smoke and Stack, both
played by Michael B. Jordan,
arrive back in Mississippi after
living in Chicago with a new
mindset and the need to start over.
Cousin Sammie (Miles Canton),
who is really good with playing
the guitar, decides to join their
juke joint business and share his
talents with others who come to
the club. They also get several
other old friends to help with the
grand opening of the juke joint
where they have a night of dancing,
singing and mingling with
one another.
Sinners explores its themes
in different types of ways, including
supernatural horror, historical
references, and the depiction of
systematic oppression. The film
uses vampires as metaphors for
white supremacy and its effects
on Black communities, highlighting
the dangers of assimilation
and cultural appropriation. The
film is a powerful testament to the
district are forced to fight to the
death in a televised arena.
Collins shows the glamorization
of violence as a disturbing
aspect of the Capitol’s control.
The Hunger Games is seen as
a form of entertainment in the
Capitol, where people watch the
brutal murders of children as if
it were a sport. The tributes are
crafted before being sent to the
arena to please the Capitol’s citizens,
turning them into objects of
spectacle before they are sent to
their deaths. In the newest book,
it also highlights how the use of
media in the world is used to hide
the behind-the-scenes horrors that
occur to these tributes.
Media censorship is a prominent
topic in this new release. Its
featured from the very beginning
when Haymitch was picked to
be a tribute in an illegal way, the
footage was strategically altered
to make it look like a normal
reaping, which is what they call
when they pick the tributes. There
are several other instances where
it is confirmed that the footage the
Capitol citizens see is edited to
leave out rebellious actions that
Haymitch partakes in.
Although these are not the
only issues Collins highlights
in the series, these two are very
prominent issues that occur in
reality. Collins was specifically
inspired to start this series as a
result of the war in Afghanistan.
She was scrolling through TV
ongoing struggle for Black freedom
and self-determination.
The vampire fight scene
at the juke joint is easily one of
the most memorable scenes in
Sinners. The scene begins with
music playing low in the background
then randomly explodes
into a chaotic scene, fire spreading
throughout the building.
The jukebox continues to play
through the violence as the characters
fight for their lives. The
blend between action and horror
makes the scene a highlight of the
film.
An additional scene that
was very meaningful is Sammie
playing his blues music. There
was foreshadowing in this scene
as they showed multiple people
dressed in clothes that matched
the genres they were intending
to represent, displaying the roots
of black music to modern forms.
This scene starts off with the
blues playing, then evolves into
electric blues, and incorporates
elements of hip-hop along with
rap vocals, modern trap and even
G-Funk. African tribal drumming
is also included along with Jimi
Hendrix-style rock guitars.
Jordan’s performance helps
capture the convolution of the two
brothers trying to steer a world
full of trouble and supernatural
beings. This movie is definitely
a must-see as it explores vampire
horror through the lens of Black
American history and culture.
New Hunger Games Book Parallels Reality
by Matilda Hawkins ‘27
Grade: A
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channels and flicking between
reality television and news channels
showing graphic clips of the
war, and she recognized her desensitization
to the things going
on around her. These channels
were utilizing the violence shown
in the war as a form of entertainment
to interest their audience.
She used this as fuel for the Capitol
citizens who receive their entertainment
through the form of
violence.
The Hunger Games series
overall shows how the media can
be used in detrimental ways, like
violence glamorization and censorship.
Collins depicts the Capitol
as similar to our wealthiest
parts of the nation, showing that
the Hunger Games itself is a deliberate
and obvious allegory to
the United States and the trajectory
that Collins felt the nation was
heading towards when she wrote
the series.
The Warrior • Sports
May 28, 2025
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Class of 2025
All-Senior Team
The 2025 All-Senior Team was chosen based on multiple factors including
leadership, individual accolades, team success, and contributions to Sherwood
Athletics during the athlete’s high school career.
- Compiled by Declan Rooney, Chase Sondike, Cara Farr and Maya Dorsam
Avery Anderson
Softball right field and
center field, 4-year
varsity, captain; Basketball
post, 3-year varsity,
captain; Volleyball
outside hitter, middle,
2-year varsity
Vlada Costenco
Girls Volleyball middle
hitter, right side hitter,
outside hitter, 3-year
varsity; Co-ed volleyball
outside hitter, setter,
3-year varsity, captain
of both, committed
to St Mary’s College of
Maryland
Rylie Friend
Softball left field,
3-year varsity, captain;
Field Hockey 3-year
varsity, center forward,
captain
Andrew Bergeson
Lacrosse midfielder and
attack, captain, 4-year
varsity, committed to Randolph-Macon
College
Andrew Cavanaugh
Lacrosse midfielder and
attack, captain, 4-year varsity,
committed to Towson,
leading scorer in boys lacrosse
history
Harrison Eustace
Golf 4-year varsity; Lacrosse
long stick midfielder,
3-year varsity
Brendan Heyer
Football free safety and
wide receiver, 4-year
varsity, 2-year captain;
Wrestling 177 lbs, 3-year
varsity; Track and field
100M dash and shot put,
3-year varsity; committed
to play football at Wagner
College
GIRLS
Shannon Farr
Girls Basketball 2-year
varsity, shooting guard;
Softball 2-year varsity,
2nd base, captain; Flag
Football 1-year varsity,
quarterback, captain of
23-24
Avery Graham
Lacrosse midfielder,
4-year varsity, captain;
Basketball guard,
3-year varsity, captain;
Cross Country 2-year
varsity; Flag football
wide receiver, 1-year
varsity; committed to
play lacrosse at the
University of South
Florida
BOYS
Justin Lakso
Swim, specialized in freestyle
and butterfly, 4-year
varsity, captain; 2 school
records in 200 free relay
and 100 IM, committed to
Rowan University
Justin Lawson
Basketball center/power
forward, 2-year varsity,
captain; Football linemen
during field goals and right
tackle, 1-year varsity
David Mutter
Swimming 4-year varsity,
2-year captain, committed
to Randolph Macon College
Akhili Reece
Outdoor Track Sprinter,
jumper, hurdler, 4-year varsity,
captain; Indoor Track
Sprinter, jumper, hurdler,
2-year varsity, captain;
committed to Frostburg for
Track and Field
Amanda Kraft
Poms 4-year varsity,
captain; Track mid-distance
varsity, 4-year
varsity
Charlotte Rosado
Cross country 4-year
varsity, 2x captain;
Track, 2-year varsity
Keria Schlutz
Softball 4-year varsity,
shortstop, catcher, right
field, captain; Flag
Football 1-year varsity,
running back
Candace Woods
Soccer holding center
midfield, 3-year varsity,
captain; Track 2-year
varsity, committed to
Stevenson University for
soccer
Ryan Rey
Baseball shortstop, captain,
3-year varsity, committed to
Sacred Heart University
Alex Welch
Soccer center-mid, captain,
4-year varsity; Basketball
shooting guard, 3-year
varsity, captain; Co-ed
volleyball middle blocker,
1-year varsity, committed
to The Catholic University of
America for Basketball
Khalil Wilson
Football wide receiver,
free safety, 1-year varsity;
Basketball point guard,
shooting guard, 1-year
varsity, captain, committed
to Stonehill College for
football
(transfer from Richard
Montgomery)
Warrior staff members give their heavily-opinionated sports
takes and we rate them.
Best Sports School in the County
Sherwood is the place to be for all high school sports and is the
best school for sports in MCPS. The number of spring Sherwood teams
currently ranked highly in the county and even the state proves it, as
does the number of fall and winter teams that advanced deep into the
playoffs. You won’t find another MCPS high school that boasts the
type of resume for sports that Sherwood does.
- Andrew Fenner ‘27
The 2012 Ravens
While it’s true I’m a Ravens fan, anyone should appreciate the greatness
that was their Super Bowl run in 2012. After defeating a young
Colts team with rookie Andrew Luck at quarterback, they shocked the
Denver Broncos, led by Hall of Famer Peyton Manning. Then, after
upsetting Tom Brady and the Patriots in the AFC Championship game,
they defeated the 49ers in the so-called Harbaugh Bowl. This run, conquering
football legends in the process, was truly monumental.
- Chase Sondike ‘26
To Play or Not in College?
by Maya Dorsam ‘27
Only six percent of high school
athletes go on to play at NCAA
schools of any level. This low
figure is mostly an indication of
the high distinction of excellence
at the collegiate level, but it is
also the result of the reality that
playing requires high school student-athletes
to consider many
factors before deciding to take
their athletic careers at the next
level. For some people who potentially
could, they must note
the trade-offs and sacrifices to
play a sport they love. Both Alex
Welch and Avery Anderson went
through the recruitment process
experience and ended up making
different final choices.
Welch, a multi-sport varsity
athlete who committed to play
basketball at The Catholic University
of America, and Anderson,
a dominant force on the
softball field who declined the
opportunity to play collegiately
for now, say that it requires great
sacrifice and discipline to continue
with sports at a high level.
They emphasize that the leading
reason for playing a sport at college
should be love for the game.
Anderson said that one of the biggest
appeals of playing collegiately
is that “you will always find
teammates who love the sport like
you do.” However, Anderson said
the flip side is that collegiate athletes
are placed under a lot more
pressure to succeed. “Those who
stress the importance of playing
for elite schools have a tendency
to lose the fun that makes sports
what they are,” said Anderson.
Anderson advises those to “be
honest with yourself about what
you really want out of college.”
For her, this meant also considering
the financial and academic aspects
of schools, which led her to
attend the University of Maryland
at College Park, where she plans
to play club softball and looks
forward to trying out for a girls
softball walk-on spot.
Welch says if you’re considering
playing in college, to “go
for it if you’re passionate and
willing to work hard.” He knew
he had what it took to make this
leap when he realized he consistently
surpassed the level of competition
among peers and gained
interest from college scouts. The
next step was creating highlight
videos and attending showcases
to get more recognition. This
came with sacrificing more social
events since late junior year,
when he first started the process.
His commitment during the recruitment
process helped show
that he had the level of dedication
needed for collegiate athletics.
He received many high-level offers
and others from developing
programs, ultimately choosing
Catholic University because of
the balance of athletics and academics
it provides. The coaching
staff and team environment appealed
to him.
Anderson similarly started the
process later in her junior year
and into her senior year. She notes
that it can be costly, as camps and
resources to get to the next level
typically are. Division III schools
don’t grant athletic scholarships,
and DII schools often don’t grant
much financial support either.
For high school athletes, the
choice might not necessarily be
between a lot or not at all, but instead
how much. Most colleges
offer club and intramural athletic
teams. Students who try out and
make a club team get the opportunity
to compete against other
colleges, just as your typical college
athlete. Intramurals tend to
be more lax as they are typically
thrown together by a few friends
looking to have fun. For now, this
is the level of commitment that is
right for Anderson, while Welch
arrived at the decision that he’s
ready to play high-level basketball
at Catholic University.
20
The Warrior • Sports
May 29, 2025
Sherwood to Debut First Mascot in Fall 2025
For the 2025-2026 school
year, Sherwood will be getting
its very first school mascot. The
idea has been talked about for a
very long time but never came to
fruition. However, when a student
approached Athletic Director
Jason Woodward with the idea
and actually volunteered to be the
mascot, the idea took a big step
towards becoming a reality.
“I think it’s a great idea,” said
Woodward. “I think it’s great for
school spirit. I think it’s great for
the community, and it’s someby
Rachel Themistokleous ‘26
Softball Competes for Back-to-Back State Wins
by Molly Schecter ‘27
Girls softball team has again
astonished everyone with a regular
season record of 15-0 before
losing their first game in the
county championship, falling to
Northwest 10-9 in extra innings.
Undeterred, the Warriors re-focused
and had a brilliant run in
playoffs, making another appearance
in the state championship
on Friday, May 23. After a bye in
the first round because the team
secured the number one seed,
Sherwood mercied Atholton and
Reservoir in the first two rounds
Baseball Makes Run To State Championship
by Andrew Fenner ‘27
The Warriors have steamrolled
their opponents in their first
couple of postseason outings, triumphing
7-1 over both Atholton
and River Hill, the latter being the
team that knocked Sherwood out
of contention the previous season.
This win gave them the regional
title. In the state quarterfinals
matchup, Sherwood pummeled
Arundel 6-1. Sherwood has remained
dominant all season long,
but especially during the playoffs.
Coming into the state semifinal
An exceptional season for boys
lacrosse came to an end with a
loss in the Maryland 3A state
quarterfinals against Marriotts
Ridge in a heartbreaking 9-8 defeat.
The Warriors were trailing
throughout the whole game, but
towards the end started to make
a push and left it all out on the
field. They had the opportunity to
force the game into overtime with
a little over a minute left in the
game, but Marriots Ridge fought
valiantly, and ultimately Sherby
Chase Sondike ‘26
thing that is identifiable and [a
good representation] of Sherwood
at games and other community
events, such as Olney Days.”
The first step in the design
process has begun with the updating
of Sherwood’s official
logo. Sherwood staff and alumni
are working on tweaking the
current mascot portrayed in the
logo, making it appear more up
to date and three dimensional,
while still maintaining the traditional
warrior features that the
school was originally built upon.
Alumni coaches, along with the
student leadership council, have
Elijah Goodman ‘26
Senior captain Keira Schultz catches a pop fly in a 10-0 regional win.
Elijah Goodman ‘26
Senior Avery Graham takes the ball down the field in state semi-finals.
also started the process of designing
the physical costume for the
mascot, making it fit to no specific
gender so it represents all students
at Sherwood.
“I think Sherwood student
body does a great job of staying
engaged at athletic events and
school functions and I think by
adding a mascot, it’s not only
going to enhance that [but] I’m
[also] hoping we can start some
new traditions [and activities]
with the student body during
game time,” said Woodward.
With the introduction of these
new ideas, there will also have to
Another Appearance at Semifinals for Girls Lax
by Emma Link ‘27
A great season for the girls
lacrosse team ended with a loss
of 16-6 in the Maryland 3A state
semifinals against Howard County’s
Marriotts Ridge. The game
started evenly between both
teams. After the first quarter ended,
Marriott Ridge quickly took
the lead and kept it throughout
the entire game. The Warriors
held their heads high, proudly
recognizing their success and
accomplishments throughout the
season. “The girls fought to the
Boys Lacrosse Falls in State Quarterfinals
wood’s season came to a close.
This marks the second year in a
row the Warriors were eliminated
by Marriott’s Ridge in the state
quarterfinals.
In the loss, senior attackman
Jack Heagy scored three goals
and an assist, including the goal
to get the Warriors within one.
Heagy said there was some extra
motivation to try to get back
at Marriotts Ridge after losing to
them last year, but that revenge
will have to wait for next season.
The Warriors went an undefeated
12-0 during the regular
matchup, the Warriors have only
allowed a combined three runs
while scoring 20 against their
opponents. When speaking to the
team’s defensive success, head
coach Sean Davis said, “We have
played 23 games this season and
only allowed more than 3 runs
twice, which is impressive.”
The Warriors started the
game strong, jumping out to a
two-run lead against Chesapeake
heading into the top of the third
inning. Sherwood added two
more runs heading into the sixth
inning and managed to hold Chesapeake
scoreless to close out the
game. Bryce Sheahin pitched all
seven innings, allowing just three
hits and striking out six batters,
an impressive statline that speaks
to the Warriors’ defensive depth.
“The pitching staff and defense
have been the cornerstone
of our success,” Davis said regarding
the team’s success this
season. “We have had some of
our younger guys step up and win
some position battles.” With just
one more game to win, Davis has
one message for his team: “Don’t
be happy, be here. Go win it!”
season and then beat Whitman
by a score of 17-8 in the MCPS
County championship. Throughout
the regular season, boys lacrosse
outscored their opponents
192-65. After winning their first
two playoff games comfortably,
by a combined score of 37-11, the
Warriors beat Blake to claim the
regional championship for the 5th
straight year. The Warriors beat
all of their division opponents,
leading to another division title
for the Warriors. Despite another
successful season, the team left a
lot to work towards for next year.
be a face behind the mask. Woodward
stated that he will hand over
the head piece and the costume
to SGA, so they can help with
how the mascot will contribute
to school spirit. The student that
has talked to Woodward about
becoming the mascot is very excited
for this new tradition being
brought to Sherwood, but
has hopes to remain anonymous
throughout the year.
“I’m going to try my best to
not tell many people and keep the
mask covered in order to remain
anonymous,” said the junior. “[I
am] excited to see everyone’s
of playoffs. The mercy rule is enforced
by the state, and ends the
game if a team is leading by ten
after the fifth inning. Therefore,
both games ended with a score of
10-0.
After a quarterfinals victory
over Wootton by a score of
15-0, the Warriors took on Dulaney
in the 3A semifinals. They
played great defense to support
their struggling offense in a low
scoring game for both teams resulting
in a 2-0 win for the Warriors.
The Warriors looked to win
consecutive state titles in a game
reaction to the new environment
that we’re creating and see how
games and school spirit changes
with this.”
The student was first inspired
by the idea when they went to a
Sherwood poms competition in
the fall. They noticed the other
schools competing had mascots
there to support the team, and was
disappointed that Sherwood did
not have one to support their own
team. “I think it would be great to
play a mascot role as the first ever
one at our school, and hopefully
continue on as a new tradition,”
said the student.
Gary Peters
Senior Bryce Sheahin pitches well against Chesapeake in semifinal win.
end and we can not be prouder of
what we have achieved this season,”
said senior captain Abby
Sorkin.
Added senior captain Avery
Graham, “it was an amazing season
with a great group of girls.”
The Warriors went undefeated
16-0 during the regular season,
followed by a dramatic 15-13 victory
over Quince Orchard in the
MCPS county finals.
Quince Orchard put up a
fight, but Sherwood held their
ground and secured the win to
last Friday against second seed
Chopticon, with a record of 15-1
and their only loss being against
Leonardtown. Chopticon also
breezed through the first couple
rounds of the playoffs, beating
the first two teams by the mercy
rule with respective scores of
12-0 and 10-0. In the state semifinals,
they beat 3 seeded Northeast
in a high scoring affair 12-4.
Both teams looked to keep their
winning streaks alive in the finals.
Because of being the top seeded
teams, it was expected to be a
great game, and it was just that.
bring home the county title. The
Warrior cruised through the opening
rounds of the playoffs; after a
bye, they crushed Guilford Park
16-0 in the second round. Sherwood
then faced Reservoir and
won 19-4 to bring home yet another
regional title and solidify its
status as one of the very best girls
lacrosse programs in the area.
As the season concludes,
they look forward working hard,
performing their best, and finding
ways to improve while forgoing
weaknesses.
Gary Peters
Senior Andrew Cavanaugh getting by a defender in a close 9-8 loss.