the abbreviated reign of “neon” leon spinks

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after the experiments ended, he claimed to be unable to sleep without the
televi sion blaring to drown out the images that continually bombarded his
mind. But others made the best of their newfound notoriety, writing
memoirs about their experiences and hitting the college lecture trail. One
alumnus started a company, Remote Viewing Technologies, which teaches
remote viewing techniques to paying clients. (A fi ve-seminar package can
be had for $3,195, according to the company Web site.)
And just as it’s difficult to disprove the existence of psychic phenomena,
it’s impossible to rule out the possibility that the government
won’t someday resume its explorations of the paranormal. Or maybe it
already has. After the terror attacks of September 11, 2001, several highprofile
psychics told New York magazine that they had been contacted by
federal agencies and asked to help in predicting future attacks.
RECIPE FOR DISASTER
Flaky CIA Cafeteria Surprise
Ingredients
1 bunch of paranoid U.S. intelligence of ficials
Paranormal hokum, thinly sourced
535 gullible members of Congress
Bring the U.S. intelligence of ficials
to a boil with
thinly sourced paranormal hokum. Throw in legislators.
Simmer for 22 years. Serve with a bent spoon.