the abbreviated reign of “neon” leon spinks

OOPS 12
l i vi ng i n e x i l e wi th i n s i gh t o f N i a g a r a F a l l s , th e m o s t po w e r f ul r ush i n g
wa t e rs i n A m e r i c a . . . . Th e c u l t u r a l a n d b i o l o g i c a l f o r c e s o f se xu a l i t y h e
h a d t r i ed t o d a m u p i n t h e t o i l s o f h i s se xu a l s y s t e m h a d i n t h e en d b u r s t
t h e i r b o n d s a n d b r o k en t h e m a n w h o w o u l d h a v e m a s t er ed t h em . ”
RECIPE FOR DISASTER
Utopian Stew
Ingredients
1 sexually adventurous religious zealot
1 unique interpretation of the Bible
1 colossal set of rules
Hundreds of devoted followers
Combine ingredients in an overheated communal
mansion complex. Pair least attractive followers with
most attractive followers and let steep in a thickening
stew of rules for 32 years. When foment starts, flee to
Canada and leave the entire mess behind.