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Volume 09 Issue 5 December 2009<br />
Kruisin’ News – December 2009<br />
Bill Matheson<br />
<strong>The</strong> best story I ever heard from an engine builder is<br />
the one Kenny Gilmour told about Dale Armstrong<br />
scoring a ’61, 409, bubble top Chev in California.<br />
After getting it home Dale checked the engine<br />
number to verify what he had, and in horror found the<br />
serial number to be “x”d out. He moped around until<br />
one of his hotrod friends came by, heard the tale, and<br />
said, “Well, I know Zora Duntov. Here’s his number.<br />
Phone him and ask him about it.”<br />
Mr. Duntov received the call and told Dale<br />
that he himself had “x”d out the serial numbers back<br />
in the days when they were working up the 409. <strong>The</strong>y<br />
started with some 348 blocks from a GM truck plant.<br />
Later, 409s would be factory produced, but the ’61<br />
experimental version was built by Duntov and his<br />
team of engineers; they removed the serial numbers<br />
to avoid any possible confusion.<br />
Dale asked Zora if he would send him a letter<br />
saying all that. Mr. Duntov complied. Dale has that<br />
letter. I reckon this one would get their attention at<br />
Barrett-Jackson.<br />
***<br />
Well, it’s nearly the same old Junior Fueler; it won’t<br />
go seven but Harold’s cackling, and it’s got nothing to<br />
do with chickens. Have fun, Fudd. Pics? Story?<br />
***<br />
Don’t like these new bbqs. Look great, too tinny.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y’re a propane company conspiracy. Shiny (at<br />
first), sheet metal heat deflector, no rocks, no thermal<br />
retention, and go through a tank of propane quicker<br />
than Kenny Gilmour uses a tube of Brylcreem. I’m<br />
getting a Hibachi and some Kingfords.<br />
***<br />
Any of you famous old days racers out there who<br />
want a feature like the one we did on Geoff Carr (he’s<br />
working on a Will Ferrell movie deal), just cough up<br />
five hundred bucks like Geoffy did and send us the<br />
stuff. And like him, you’ll be legendary.<br />
***<br />
Favorite Roadies<br />
***<br />
People are strange, some folks curling up their hair,<br />
other folks straightening it down; everybody changing<br />
colour. Pretty good for the hair business I guess.<br />
***
2 <strong>Foothills</strong> Kruizin'<br />
I didn’t enjoy Alderman Druh Farrell’s Bow Flow deal<br />
that closed the south lanes of Memorial Drive through<br />
Sunnyside on a Sunday afternoon in August.<br />
Frustrated traffic backed up for miles while the<br />
Sunnyside Druh-ids, with faces painted like clowns,<br />
danced around beating on plastic pails and chanting<br />
like fools. Next year I’m packing a lance.<br />
***<br />
***<br />
Good country line:<br />
“It’s cheap but it ain’t free.”<br />
Kenny Rogers<br />
***<br />
Do you gang up with a group for club meetings,<br />
coffee, business or beers? Have you ever tried to<br />
discuss anything? Do you notice how nobody agrees,<br />
even though there’s a strong common thread of<br />
interest? Apiarist terminology for this is “fecking”, or<br />
beak-fighting. Argument is the human form of it.<br />
***<br />
Great duster line:<br />
“You aren’t even a gentleman.”<br />
“No sir, but I’m a damn good shot.”<br />
Tell Sackett, Treasure Mountain<br />
***<br />
***<br />
We were honoured to receive our dear late friend<br />
Thomas Legg’s beloved banjo. Following his recent<br />
passing his wife Audrey handed it to us. Shirl’s been<br />
finger picking scales for a spell, progressing. Now I<br />
call her ‘irl.<br />
***<br />
In the June issue of Kruisin’ News I said that Guitar<br />
Boogie Shuffle was never played by anybody named<br />
Wolfgang. Thinking it over, Wolfgang played it for<br />
sure, but likely on the harpsichord after a hard day of<br />
heavy composing for the king; a little wine and<br />
boogie-woogie.<br />
***<br />
***<br />
<strong>The</strong> best drag racing flathead of all time for me was<br />
Jack Chrisman’s nitro-burning ’29 A tudor: 114 mph,<br />
1952. Pinstriped grille insert, Von Dutch?<br />
I think the Chrisman family still has this car.<br />
Jack’s nephew Art Chrisman put a 354 Hemi in it<br />
some years back.
<strong>Foothills</strong> Kruizin' 3<br />
***<br />
This year summer was late, winter was early; I hate it<br />
when that happens.<br />
***<br />
Bob Dylan’s putting out a Christmas album; reckon I’ll<br />
stick with Bing and Brenda.<br />
***<br />
***<br />
Changing toilet seats is my kind of handyman job: no<br />
instructions, can’t go wrong, fits good, colour<br />
matches. Reminds me, once following a paint<br />
mismatch job, Guy Tofsrud said white was the<br />
hardest colour to match. So Albert, how do all these<br />
rumble seats get it right? Hope he’s listening.<br />
***<br />
Just when you thought it was safe to turn on the<br />
radio, Garth Brooks announces his comeback. I’m<br />
digging out my Cream albums.<br />
***<br />
Straightened out the Merc’s erratic fuel gauge. At half<br />
a tank the needle would wave like Wes’s fly rod. <strong>The</strong><br />
sender connection was shorting out on a box brace.<br />
Pondered a bit. I could grind out the brace or use a<br />
sheet of rubber, but I took a look, backed off the<br />
mounting bolts a half-inch, slid underneath, reached<br />
up, took hold, and reefed it down. Stewart Warner’s<br />
speaking English again. I deserve a pop.<br />
***<br />
***<br />
New research says juggling grows brain cells. If<br />
that’s true, most of us should be okay. We’ve been<br />
juggling finances for years.<br />
***<br />
Allan Greenspan knew, and he did nothing. A traffic<br />
stop sign would have done as much.<br />
***<br />
Dodge Pic.<br />
***<br />
In one eye the sun shines, in the other the snow flies.<br />
It’s October in Calgary. Key of Geez.<br />
***<br />
Never mind the bank failures; look at what’s<br />
happening to my highly prized cassette collection.<br />
***<br />
Jerry Lee Lewis sang about a Crown Victoria custom<br />
’51, and nobody uttered a discouraging word. Ol’<br />
Jerry Lee can have any kind of Crown Victoria he<br />
wants, I guess.<br />
Thanks for the good times, sir.<br />
***
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Big thanks to Prez Doug for the fine hotrod video,<br />
great tunes too. And thanks to my good <strong>Foothills</strong><br />
friends for the long-sleeved T.<br />
***<br />
***<br />
One of the best old days Disney adventure series<br />
was <strong>The</strong> Scarecrow of Romney Marsh with Patrick<br />
McGoohan as the Scarecrow. A Scarlet Pimpernel<br />
style character who, with his ragged band of rebels,<br />
saved England from England.<br />
***<br />
“Ed Stelmach has no idea what is about to hit him.”<br />
New Wildrose party leader Danielle Smith’s winning<br />
remark reminds me of the New York bagel boy who<br />
came to Calgary 10 years ago and said, “Some of<br />
these Tim Hortons’ better start worrying.” Now you<br />
can’t find him or a bagel.<br />
***<br />
Johnny Cash’s gritty tunes and stark appearance<br />
created the character of a prophet. He took it pretty<br />
serious later in life. Many of the reformed find this<br />
path. True religion, maybe.<br />
***<br />
Got a good Del Lloyd grin when I stood up and said,<br />
“I’m taking my ponies for a run.”<br />
“Where ya going, Billy?”<br />
“Out where the wind’s blowing.”<br />
Smiles. Zoom.<br />
***<br />
A lot of good times are gone, but a lot of them aren’t.<br />
***<br />
A day with my dogs, flat top, and rigs, is luxury to me.<br />
<strong>The</strong>se days I’m basking, working a few days too<br />
whenever somebody goes into rehab, generally on<br />
Mondays.<br />
***<br />
What’s the difference between walking your dogs<br />
three times a day, and not? If you walk, you can<br />
scoop the poop off somebody else’s lawn. But, either<br />
way . . .<br />
***<br />
A married couple is driving along a highway<br />
doing a steady 60 miles per hour. <strong>The</strong> wife is<br />
behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly<br />
looks across at her and speaks in a clear<br />
voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty<br />
years but I want a divorce.'<br />
<strong>The</strong> wife says nothing, keeps looking at the<br />
road ahead but slowly increases her speed to<br />
65 mph. <strong>The</strong> husband speaks again. 'I don't<br />
want you to try and talk me out of it,' he says,<br />
'because I've been having an affair with your<br />
best friend, and she's a far better lover than<br />
you are.'<br />
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the<br />
steering wheel more tightly and slowly<br />
increases the speed to 75 . He pushes his<br />
luck. 'I want the house,' he says insistently.<br />
Up to 80. 'I want the car, too,' he continues.<br />
85 mph. 'And,' he says, 'I'll have the bank<br />
accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!'<br />
<strong>The</strong> car slowly starts veering towards a<br />
massive concrete bridge. This makes him<br />
nervous, so he asks her, 'Isn't there anything<br />
you want?'<br />
<strong>The</strong> wife at last replies in a quiet and<br />
controlled voice.<br />
'No, I've got everything I need,' she says.<br />
'Oh, really,' he inquires, 'so what have you<br />
got?'<br />
Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,<br />
the wife turns to him and smiles.<br />
'<strong>The</strong> airbag.'<br />
***
<strong>Foothills</strong> Kruizin' 5<br />
Fordy’s on her third set of front Michelins.<br />
***<br />
If you feel half dead, that means you’re half alive.<br />
Kick it.<br />
***<br />
I’ve been the “smart car” route; had a couple of<br />
Volkswagen bugs; got over it. Nobody ever got rich<br />
because their car got good gas mileage.<br />
***<br />
Don Keith – ’39 Chev coupe<br />
***<br />
November 2: A&W <strong>Foothills</strong> coffee rap. This is one of<br />
those smaller group deals we talked about, all old car<br />
guys, no racers or cops. Randy Rollo – ’27 T coach;<br />
Dougie Z – ’30 A roadster; Don Keith – ’39 Chev<br />
coupe, new, Midnight Blue; Dougie McD – blown<br />
Chev ’28 A sedan delivery; Al H. - good ’29 A coupe,<br />
partly blue; Leo – deuce coupe, ’57 Bird, ’37 Ford<br />
truck, handsome, healthy, rich, smart (Leo, sorry if<br />
I’ve missed anything). Hey, do you sharpen skates?<br />
***<br />
Our shop workbench is a prized old piece. Shirlee’s<br />
dad built it for me as a stereo stand in the early ‘70s.<br />
Since ’85 it’s done shop duty, decked by the original<br />
single garage solid wood door. Thanks, Mr. Smith.<br />
Thanks, Gene.<br />
***<br />
On the Road update. Not so many squirrely<br />
Saskatchewan drivers around these days. Some<br />
fitting in, some got homesick, rest of them at the<br />
football game I guess.<br />
***<br />
Unless there’s a specific destination, like Hudson’s<br />
Hope, the River, Hinton, a writer gig somewhere, we<br />
do most of our camping close to town: Black<br />
Diamond, High River, Claresholm, Big Valley. Pretty<br />
good family circle . . .<br />
Daddy cracks a pop, Momma cooks dinner<br />
Lucy n’ Little Charlie just dig right in there.<br />
***<br />
Nice hospitality and good old style <strong>Foothills</strong> fun at<br />
Pat’s and Mike’s garage warmer Sat. Nov. 7, down in<br />
Acadia (next stop Texas). Hotrod folks, fun, and fine<br />
food; a few pops too. Good chats with Al A., Lee M.,<br />
Leo H., Mike M., Jack K., all car stuff. Nice to see<br />
Don Ungar. I left a lot of rubber on the road with<br />
these folks in 20 years. Thanks Pat and Mike, and all<br />
the <strong>Foothills</strong> hands for this fun time.<br />
***<br />
<strong>The</strong>y say Bob McCoy’s ’40 Ford front end was 3 ½<br />
inches off the ground. Who’s ain’t?<br />
***<br />
Best bowl of chili deal in town? Mohawk, 58 th Ave.,<br />
SE, $2.97. <strong>The</strong>y’ll throw in a bun.<br />
***<br />
In South Los Angeles, a fourplex was destroyed<br />
by a fire.<br />
A Nigerian family of six con artists lived on the<br />
first floor, and all six died in the fire.<br />
An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats, all<br />
illegally in the country from Kenya, lived on the<br />
second floor, and they, too, all perished in the<br />
fire.<br />
Six LA, Hispanic, Gang Banger, ex-cons, lived on<br />
the 3rd floor and they too, died.<br />
A lone, white couple lived on the top floor. <strong>The</strong><br />
couple survived the fire,<br />
Jesse Jackson, John Burris and Al Sharpton were<br />
furious. <strong>The</strong>y flew into LA, met with the fire<br />
chief, on camera. <strong>The</strong>y loudly demanded to know<br />
why the Blacks, Black Muslims and Hispanics all<br />
died in the fire and only the white couple lived.<br />
<strong>The</strong> fire chief replied, "<strong>The</strong>y were at work."<br />
***<br />
<strong>Foothills</strong> supper meeting, Nov. 7. Jack Kerrison<br />
cleaned up the Swiss steak special; I settled for a<br />
cheese sandwich. Good chat with Trevor Landage; a<br />
couple of free beers will do that. He’s working up his<br />
daddy Jack’s ’46 Merc business coupe, 114, and,<br />
respecting Pop’s dream, is putting a 354 hemi in it,<br />
Zephyr gears, good axles. <strong>The</strong> ‘55 Chrysler engine<br />
was originally six volts, positive ground, same as the<br />
flathead, and crafty Trevor is going to utilize the stock<br />
Merc wiring harness. He wants to run to <strong>The</strong> River<br />
this year; that coupe would knock ‘em out, man. Be<br />
sure to take the sprint car too, because you might<br />
deal Bob Cantin out of his land, home, and ’57<br />
Telecaster with it.
6 <strong>Foothills</strong> Kruizin'<br />
***<br />
I love the bass line Paul McCartney added to<br />
Revolution. <strong>The</strong> cat can carry a tune.<br />
***<br />
Al A. – are you pulling my leg? Your first car was a<br />
three-carb J-2, 372, ’57 Olds, three on the tree?<br />
Geez man, you’re a blue blood.<br />
***<br />
Tune line: “I went down to the record store, and the<br />
record store wasn’t there no more.”<br />
Corin Raymond.<br />
***<br />
Mike is the best editor. He never edits.<br />
***<br />
Carbon trading: hot air? “If I had to lose 10 pounds of<br />
weight, but was given the opportunity to pay<br />
someone else who wasn’t overweight for the credit,<br />
wouldn’t there still be the same amount of weight in<br />
the world?” Bert Brown, Alberta Senator<br />
***<br />
Old Ford floorboards are, well, boards. Try that in<br />
your ‘glas job.<br />
***<br />
Wildlife report: Saw a “V” formation of geese and<br />
thought of an old joke. Why is one side longer than<br />
the other side? ‘Cause there are more geese on that<br />
side. Har.<br />
Betcha there’s more to it. I reckon that long<br />
side is downstream drafting, air slicing at its slickest.<br />
***<br />
I don’t get it: <strong>The</strong> speed equipment on my rigs reads<br />
like a Who’s Who list to me, yet others say I’m one<br />
step ahead of a flathead. <strong>The</strong> Colonel owes me an oil<br />
change for that one.<br />
***<br />
I sure like the ’51 Merc replica chromies and ’48 Merc<br />
caps I scored from Ted Allan for the Merc. But you<br />
know, deep down, I’d like them better if they’d come<br />
off a ’51 Merc. Ma always said I was never happy.<br />
***<br />
Geez, it seems like just the other day I was cruising<br />
my ’40 coupe up and down alleys in northeast<br />
Edmonton, five-dollar bill in my jeans and a pail of<br />
cold beers in the trunk for trade, looking for stockcar<br />
racers. Good source of axles and transmissions.<br />
***<br />
A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She<br />
began her day finding the most perfect shoes in<br />
the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the<br />
second.<br />
In the third, everything had just been reduced by<br />
50 percent when her mobile phone rang.<br />
It was a female doctor notifying her that her<br />
husband had just been in a terrible car accident<br />
and was in critical condition in the ICU. <strong>The</strong><br />
woman told the doctor to inform her husband<br />
where she was and that she’d be there as soon<br />
as possible. As she hung up she realized she<br />
was leaving what<br />
was shaping up to be her best day ever in the<br />
boutiques.<br />
She decided to get in a couple of more shops<br />
before heading to the hospital. She ended up<br />
shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her<br />
trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate<br />
cake slice, compliments of the last<br />
shop. She was jubilant. <strong>The</strong>n she remembered<br />
her husband.<br />
Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She<br />
saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about<br />
her husband’s condition.<br />
<strong>The</strong> lady doctor glared at her and shouted, ‘You<br />
went ahead and finished your shopping trip,<br />
didn’t you! I hope you’re proud of yourself! While<br />
you were out for the past four hours enjoying<br />
yourself in town, your husband has been<br />
languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It’s just as<br />
well you went ahead and finished, because it will<br />
more than likely be the last shopping trip you<br />
ever take! For the rest of his life he will require<br />
round-the-clock care. And he will now be your<br />
career!’<br />
<strong>The</strong> woman was feeling so guilty, she broke<br />
down and sobbed.<br />
<strong>The</strong> lady doctor then chuckled and said, ‘I’m just<br />
pulling your leg. He’s dead. Show me what you<br />
bought.’<br />
***<br />
Ever try Paul Newman’s salad dressing? Twice the<br />
price of Kraft and ten times as good. Better yet, make<br />
your own: Olive oil, vinegar (any kind you like),<br />
spices (any kind you like), a little soy sauce<br />
(Kikkoman around here), just a dash.<br />
***
<strong>Foothills</strong> Kruizin' 7<br />
Good for America: drag those 911 terrorists to<br />
downtown New York and in front of the whole world<br />
give them a fair trial. And then, que sera sera.<br />
***<br />
A wise man allows his woman a few “I told you so’s”.<br />
Not too many.<br />
***<br />
<strong>The</strong>re are two kinds of most things, but there are<br />
three kinds of cool, and hot.<br />
***<br />
Fine blues lines:<br />
“<strong>The</strong> best laid plans often get unlaid.”<br />
James Harmon<br />
***<br />
When the first cat sang, “Rock me baby, rock me all<br />
night long,” he wasn’t singing about jiving at the Hop.<br />
***<br />
<strong>Foothills</strong> Hotrod Prez, Dougie Z, turned 60. Big deal.<br />
I’ve got a guitar older than him. HBD, buddy. Thanks<br />
to Liz, girls, and <strong>Rod</strong>.<br />
***<br />
Shirlee digs Dog the Bounty Hunter. She likes the<br />
“weird tight family working together” theme.<br />
***<br />
What if we could turn all the hate in the world into<br />
heave. Get a lot done, I reckon.<br />
***<br />
Checked out an issue of American Iron, an all-Harley<br />
rag. An Orange County Choppers story was as<br />
phony as their t.v. show. “We took away all of Rick’s<br />
tools and gave him a loaded .45. <strong>The</strong>n we made him<br />
pistol-whip everything into shape.” Oh, peddle off,<br />
Pauls.<br />
***<br />
What was it that changed hotrods into streetrods<br />
loaded with options like luxury cars? Was it the fact<br />
that we aged and desired the comfort, or had too<br />
much money? Or was it that car clubs became family<br />
streetrod associations? All of these things, I guess.<br />
***<br />
As if California didn’t have enough trouble – rain,<br />
fires, no rain, too many people, not enough water, air,<br />
space, electrical power, jobs – now they’ve got a new<br />
problem. Ten million hotrodders are yanking out their<br />
Chev engines, putting back flatheads, hemis, 312s,<br />
nailheads and the like. Now the ditches are filling up<br />
with orange small block Chev engines. Motorists<br />
report them rolling off the back of trucks, seeing them<br />
pushed off cliffs, dropped off piers, dump bins are full<br />
of them, they’re finding them in black garbage bags,<br />
and they’re even turning up in blue recycle bins.<br />
Governor Arnie is speechless, he can’t pronounce<br />
orange.<br />
***<br />
It’s huge honour for me that professional mechanics<br />
like Tracy, Nick and Gary from National Transmission<br />
lend me their tools. I appreciate the trust, boys.<br />
***<br />
As time goes by, I think about Guy T. What a fun cat<br />
he was. Good rig builder, too; ask Fordy, or the Merc,<br />
or a few hundred others.<br />
***<br />
If you could pick one car not to flip for profit but to<br />
keep, what would it be?<br />
***<br />
Great ’08 River Run line from Thomas Hughes.<br />
Looking up, he said, “Geez, Tucker. Last time I saw<br />
you, you were in diapers.”<br />
***<br />
Cool new R&R ape kid down at Nat Trans 14 <strong>Street</strong>,<br />
Zak, guitar player; boy you should have heard his<br />
Halloween story. Now he’s scored a beater Chev<br />
pickup, cheap (he spent more for rims and rubber<br />
than he paid for the truck); patched it up, rubbed it a<br />
bit, and he’s truckin’ in style. Zak’s doing good daily<br />
toil for builder Tracey and boss Brock.<br />
“Order up, Honda to go.”<br />
***
8 <strong>Foothills</strong> Kruizin'<br />
A three year trucking gig was just right; gnarled me<br />
up. Needed it.<br />
***<br />
Good duster line: “That isn’t why you sent for me.<br />
Let’s get to the rat killing.”<br />
John Wayne, McClintock<br />
***<br />
How long will the world watch Somalian pirates<br />
carrying on like they are? Smoke ‘em all, right now.<br />
***<br />
In passing, Reverend Ron Predika, 20 year host of<br />
CJSW blues program (6:30, Wednesdays). I<br />
remember when he took the show over from John<br />
Rutherford. At first he seemed worried about filling<br />
JR’s spot. I phoned in and told him to forget about<br />
John Rutherford because he was doing fine, and just<br />
play lots of “T Bone” Walker. Over the years he made<br />
the show his own, with plenty of Reverend Ron<br />
character, and a few times on later programs when<br />
he’d spin a “T Bone” tune, he’d say, “I know this<br />
guy’s listening.”<br />
Thanks, Reverend Ron. RIP it up.<br />
***<br />
Alberta Health Care “may” cut 1,000 jobs to balance<br />
the budget. Calgary city managers might consider<br />
this concept. I mean, who needs all those aldermen,<br />
bylaw officers, parking cops, the snow removal guys<br />
aren’t making it, and the cat licensing department is<br />
stupid. And, while we’re at it, stop giving away those<br />
dorky white hats. <strong>The</strong>re’s a start.<br />
***<br />
Must admit I still long for the Big River Country. Might<br />
have to shift, or at least go camping. Two months up<br />
the Alcan might do it. We’ll see.<br />
***<br />
My <strong>Foothills</strong> cruising buddy Gary told me his best<br />
transmission compliment came from Fordy. After a<br />
few months on the road in ’92 he asked me, “How’s<br />
Fordy’s transmission working?” I thought a moment<br />
and then said, “I don’t know. I’ve never noticed it. <strong>The</strong><br />
car just hauls like it should.”<br />
***<br />
CFL Eastern Conference Playoffs, BC vs. Montreal??<br />
Don’t they have a map?<br />
***<br />
Remember the barbershop scene in Clint’s movie,<br />
Gran Torino? My barber’s like that: Jim, on 19 th<br />
<strong>Street</strong> Northwest. After the last cut I checked the<br />
mirror and said, “Couldn’t get it any darker, eh?” He<br />
snips back, “Well you didn’t say anything.” I snarl,<br />
“Well, you said you had experience.” As I walked out,<br />
I heard, “Don’t hurry back.” We chuckled. Thanks to<br />
Bob Meek for this tip.<br />
***<br />
In Richard Widmark crime action movies you could<br />
always count on a good strangling. See Roadhouse,<br />
1948.<br />
***<br />
First Nation folks are suing us for all the land in<br />
Canada and even more, so I figure the rest of us<br />
should sue Quebec. I mean, my ancestors fought<br />
and defeated them out on the plains, and yet we give<br />
most of our dough, advantages, and even our<br />
language, to them.<br />
I’m telling Larry Ross.<br />
***<br />
Admiral Bob Meek says, “Some boat owners out on<br />
the coast winterize their water systems with a quart<br />
or two of vodka.” Geoff Carr has being applying for<br />
captains jobs ever since he heard.<br />
***
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I’ve gracefully matured to the point where I know I<br />
could run a hot flathead, ’39 box, ’40 rear, rig, and<br />
keep it all together. Did I hear a Lone Wolf howl?<br />
***<br />
Our best wishes to <strong>Foothills</strong> Prez Doug Wozak for a<br />
full, speedy, recovery. Rest easy, Zak. We’ve got<br />
some rollin’ to do, come summer<br />
***<br />
And whether ye be Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, Irish,<br />
Indian, Polish, Pagan, or Newfie, we respect you all<br />
and wish you a vary Merry Christmas. Let’s make it a<br />
good New Year.<br />
I am, I said.<br />
Billy<br />
PS Hey Dougie, while you’re<br />
laying ‘round the shack, why not<br />
yank the fenders off that<br />
roadster?<br />
***<br />
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September 2009
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Canadian <strong>Street</strong> <strong>Rod</strong> Hall of Fame, Shop<br />
Tours<br />
Mike Siewert<br />
On October 3, 2009 Don Siewert was inducted into<br />
the Canadian <strong>Street</strong> <strong>Rod</strong> Hall of Fame at a Gala<br />
evening held in Waterdown, Ontario. <strong>The</strong> day prior<br />
to his induction, Don was treated to a Shop Tour<br />
hosted by Southern Ontario <strong>Rod</strong>ders and <strong>Rod</strong><br />
Shops.<br />
Our first stop was at the home of Gary Weldon and<br />
the “Worlds Fastest Nailhead in a ’32 Ford”<br />
Gary’s shop exudes charm, right down to his “daily”<br />
ford parked out back. <strong>The</strong> coffee and donuts were<br />
ready to go and were consumed with a generous<br />
amount of bench racing.<br />
Don, Andy Soutar, Marty de Graauw, Bill Merkley<br />
(back), Gary Weldon, Rob Siewert<br />
We’ve visited with Gary many times on the salt, it<br />
was a special treat to visit him in his home and shop<br />
where #261 shares space with Gary’s turbo Ford<br />
sedan.
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After a great visit at Gary Weldon’s we went next<br />
door to Gary Thompson’s<br />
Don and Gary discuss rust repairs on early Porsches<br />
Alongside the Porsche a T coupe gets a full reworking<br />
Most equipment in Garry’s shop is Home Built, and<br />
his own projects are tucked out of the way to make<br />
room for “paying work”<br />
Garry is hand forming this ’32 ford from Aluminium<br />
Garry, Bill Merkley, Don Siewert and Rob Siewert<br />
Next Stop Welders Series (www.welderseries.com)<br />
Don, Andy Soutar and Paul Horton<br />
<strong>The</strong> Hortons (Paul, DW and Dorothy) treated us to a<br />
great lunch featuring local produced sausage.
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Next door to Welders Series was our next stop<br />
Webber Chassis (www.webberchassis.com)<br />
Next Stop Lowdown Hot <strong>Rod</strong> & Race Car Fabricating<br />
<strong>The</strong> front room houses the Junior Dragsters Tom<br />
built for his kids as well as many displays of past<br />
projects<br />
This ’48 Ford is getting a very special treatment at<br />
Lowdown (www.lowdownhotrods.com)<br />
Don, Tom VanDerGeld, and Andy Soutar
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Our day of touring ended with a visit to the display<br />
room and shop area of Legendary Motorcar<br />
(www.legendarymotorcar.com)<br />
Home of Dream car Garage
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Legendary Motorcar is also the present home of the<br />
Canadian Motorsport Hall of Fame (www.cmhf.ca),<br />
where the Canadian <strong>Street</strong> <strong>Rod</strong>ding Hall of Fame<br />
trophy is displayed.<br />
<strong>The</strong> trophy was out of its case having Don’s name<br />
added. It will return here after the induction<br />
ceremony.<br />
This winter the Canadian Motorsport Hall Of Fame<br />
will be moving to its new home in Downsview<br />
Ontario.
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In the beginning…there was<br />
Gravity…<br />
And Barry figures he’s heavy enough now to beat all<br />
comers.
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Thanks!<br />
F.S.R.A. would like to<br />
acknowledge the following prizedonors<br />
for their support of our<br />
club’s 2009 Wind-Up Dinner, held<br />
on October 24 at the Chapelhow<br />
Legion.<br />
<strong>The</strong>ir generosity is much<br />
appreciated and helped make our<br />
evening an outstanding success.<br />
Thank you!<br />
Angel's Drive-In<br />
Auto Value Stores<br />
Canadian Tire - Beacon Hill Store<br />
Cascade Vans & Interiors<br />
Chinook Centre<br />
Crowfoot Ford<br />
MOPAC Auto Supply Ltd.<br />
NAPA - North Hill 16 Av.<br />
Parts Source - Goddard Av NE<br />
Wheel Pro's<br />
Trudy Burnham<br />
Barry & Merle Doherty<br />
Cathy & Peter Vaughan<br />
Don & Norma Keith<br />
Ida & Al Hardstaff<br />
James McDonall<br />
John & Trish Radermacher<br />
Leo & Berny Hartfelder<br />
Liz & Doug Wozak<br />
Mary-Ann & Myron Petersen<br />
Randy & Susan Rollo<br />
Shirlee & Bill Matheson<br />
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<strong>Foothills</strong> Kruizin’<br />
Vol.09, No 5 December 2009<br />
FSRA<br />
Doug Wozak<br />
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Peterson<br />
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