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what do cats<br />

eat for<br />

breakfast?<br />

Mice<br />

Krispies.<br />

why do<br />

wizards paint the bottoms<br />

of their feet yellow?<br />

so they can hide<br />

upside-down<br />

in a bowl<br />

of custard.<br />

created by valerie thomas and Korky Paul.<br />

young fiction written by laura owen.<br />

<strong>Winnie</strong> the <strong>Witch</strong> loves a laugh!<br />

Enjoy a gIgglE and a chucKlE wIth<br />

wInnIE’s favourItE joKEs!<br />

why does a witch<br />

ride on a broom?<br />

Because a<br />

vacuum<br />

cleaner<br />

is too noisy.<br />

Knock knock<br />

who’s there?<br />

wand<br />

wand who?<br />

wand to<br />

come in.<br />

Knock<br />

knock<br />

who’s there?<br />

noah<br />

noah who?<br />

noah more<br />

jokes please.<br />

1 Illustrations © Korky Paul<br />

www.winnie-the-witch.com<br />

why did winnie give<br />

up tap dancing?<br />

she kept<br />

falling into<br />

the sink.<br />

doctor, doctor, I think<br />

I need glasses.<br />

you certainly do.<br />

this is a<br />

fish and chip<br />

shop.<br />

If you<br />

lIKE gIgglIng<br />

along wIth wInnIE,<br />

you’ll lovE<br />

wInnIE’s joKEs

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