book one redone - Coldbacon

If No, then it’s because
1. Meeting people on the internet is cheesy.
2. Meeting people on the internet is dangerous.
3. I just don’t spend enough time online.
4. My wife/girlfriend would divorce/spit on me.
5. I’m too shy, ugly, tired, happy, etc.
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Meeting people on the internet allows you to make friends who have more
in common.
1. So true.
2. True, but to deny the importance of physical chemistry is folly.
3. What he said.
4. True, but I can’t afford the ticket.
5. The only person I want to meet is Ben Affleck.
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Because of email, the number of friends I keep in touch with is
1. A ton more.
2. A lot more.
3. A little more.
4. The same.
5. Many fewer, what is my problem?
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I have had major miscommunications with friends on email
1. Frequently because I can’t express myself for shit; can you help me?
2. Frequently. I express myself fine; my friends are just dumb.
3. Frequently, but that’s okay.
4. Would have happened anyway. Some people need to misunderstand.
5. Never.
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