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One of Kubrick’s themes (yes, only Kubrick has ever done this) is the juxtaposition of social courtesy with underlying ill-will. The card game wherein the Prince of Tübingen’s harmful accusations are given with the utmost eloquence and restraint. How he still tips the valet on his way out. Terrific! When Barry is waylaid by the highwayman, Captain Feeney, whose apologies and peculiar manner of speak are utterly delightful. “And now I’m afraid we must get on to the more regrettable stage of our brief acquaintance.” 4 Then there is the morality issue of what happens when soldiers go to war and leave their wives and children behind. “And where might Peter’s father be? And how long has he been gone?” Compare this with Renoir’s Grand Illusion where Marechal finds his Austrian lady. Kubrick’s treatment is different in that his war widow is not necessarily a widow. This creates a more emotionally challenging scene. So one thing I’ve been wondering about these farmhouse stopovers is how they ever determine when it’s time to move on? I mean, if someone said, “Do you want to stay here and sleep with this hot blonde for a few more days, or would you rather go back out there and be shot?” Well, anyway, moving on— 5 Characters. People love to complain about Ryan O’Neal being so lame. Yes, he should be. Here, same argument as the music. O’Neal is as eminently not overpowering as Ms. Barenson is beautiful. But it’s not as if O’Neal’s character goes undeveloped. Recall the pre-boxing jab between Barry and the big red headed guy. Note how Barry takes the line fed him by his comrade, “If you want to vex him, ask him why he wouldn’t see her yesterday when she came to the camp” and comes up with “Mr. Tool, why did you hide so when Mrs. Tool came to visit you? You afraid of getting your ears boxed?” And this goes on for several more rounds. Friends, this is character development (or furtherance). Although I will admit O’Neal could have been a bit more likeable. 4 Remember in Tampopo, when you are told to apologize to the pork you are about to eat, offering the cosmic consolation that you’ll soon be joining him. I know. It’s not the same thing. But isn’t Tampopo great? 5 Or not. For another take on this theme, try Jacques Becker’s Casque d’Or. That farmhouse with the old lady and the bread? Why couldn’t they just run away together? Dammit. 122
Other memorable characters include the cowardly Captain Quinn and the Count of Lyndon, whose pig-like squeal is one of the high-pitched-points in the history of cinema. Oh God, those pills spilling all over the table! Finally, Lord Bullingdon could not possibly have been cast or played better. That scene when he crashes the music performance and publicly chastises his father. The awkwardness is exquisite. When Barry grabs Bullingdon by the slack in that glorious green coat and throws him across the room. How time seems to slow down like it must for a big whale in its death thrashes. Bryan (five years old): “Were you allowed to keep the heads?” Barry: “No, the heads always become the property of the King.” The film has several “Oh my god, is that what it really was like?” moments. First, there is the battle which “was not recorded in any history books” but which “was memorable enough for those who took part.” Here, we have the true sound of rifle fire, more like cracking than popping. 6 And real death in the bushes. Whole films have been spent trying to get across what this scene accomplishes in three minutes. And it’s just as gut sinking to watch Barry’s wife suffer his infidelities. How could a man’s film make jealousy and betrayal any more real? Equally hard to stomach is the embarrassment and shame Barry will endure in the latter half of the film. Again, critics will say they don’t feel anything because he deserves his fate, and because Ryan O’Neal is a bad actor. Don’t listen to those people, they never feel anything. “If you want to vex them, ask them if they’ve ever felt anything.” I liken all attacks on Barry Lyndon to the scene when the Austrian magistrate asks, “Was the prince cheated?” It’s like, we just saw one of the most eloquent speeches in all of film, and all you care about is if the prince was cheated? Of course he was frigging cheated! That’s not the point, man. Pay attention. This film has everything. The traditional Irish music heard early on couldn’t have been better were it played by the Chieftains. It was played by the Chieftains. The film even has a botched suicide. 6 Shopper Raymond Massas said he “heard one shot. Not very loud, like a snap. After that I heard people start panicking.” 10/02 (Reuters) 123
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One of Kubrick’s themes (yes, only Kubrick has ever d<strong>one</strong> this) is the<br />
juxtaposition of social courtesy with underlying ill-will. The card game<br />
wherein the Prince of Tübingen’s harmful accusations are given with the<br />
utmost eloquence and restraint. How he still tips the valet on his way out.<br />
Terrific! When Barry is waylaid by the highwayman, Captain Feeney,<br />
whose apologies and peculiar manner of speak are utterly delightful. “And<br />
now I’m afraid we must get on to the more regrettable stage of our brief<br />
acquaintance.” 4<br />
Then there is the morality issue of what happens when soldiers go to war<br />
and leave their wives and children behind. “And where might Peter’s<br />
father be? And how long has he been g<strong>one</strong>?” Compare this with Renoir’s<br />
Grand Illusion where Marechal finds his Austrian lady. Kubrick’s<br />
treatment is different in that his war widow is not necessarily a widow.<br />
This creates a more emotionally challenging scene. So <strong>one</strong> thing I’ve been<br />
wondering about these farmhouse stopovers is how they ever determine<br />
when it’s time to move on? I mean, if some<strong>one</strong> said, “Do you want to stay<br />
here and sleep with this hot blonde for a few more days, or would you<br />
rather go back out there and be shot?” Well, anyway, moving on— 5<br />
Characters. People love to complain about Ryan O’Neal being so lame.<br />
Yes, he should be. Here, same argument as the music. O’Neal is as<br />
eminently not overpowering as Ms. Barenson is beautiful. But it’s not as<br />
if O’Neal’s character goes undeveloped. Recall the pre-boxing jab<br />
between Barry and the big red headed guy. Note how Barry takes the line<br />
fed him by his comrade, “If you want to vex him, ask him why he<br />
wouldn’t see her yesterday when she came to the camp” and comes up<br />
with “Mr. Tool, why did you hide so when Mrs. Tool came to visit you?<br />
You afraid of getting your ears boxed?” And this goes on for several more<br />
rounds. Friends, this is character development (or furtherance). Although I<br />
will admit O’Neal could have been a bit more likeable.<br />
4 Remember in Tampopo, when you are told to apologize to the pork you are<br />
about to eat, offering the cosmic consolation that you’ll soon be joining him. I<br />
know. It’s not the same thing. But isn’t Tampopo great?<br />
5 Or not. For another take on this theme, try Jacques Becker’s Casque d’Or. That<br />
farmhouse with the old lady and the bread? Why couldn’t they just run away<br />
together? Dammit.<br />
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