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“What we feel about a movie—or, indeed, about any work of art, high or<br />

low—matters less than the rise and fall of our feelings over time. The King<br />

Lear that we see as sons and daughters (of Cordelia’s age, say) can never<br />

be the same play that we attend as parents; the sound of paternal fury, and<br />

of the mortal fears that echo beyond it, will knock ever more insistently at<br />

our hearts. Weekly critics cannot do justice to that process; when we are<br />

asked to nominate favorite films, all we can say is ‘Well, just now I quite<br />

like Citizen Kane or Police Academy 4, but ask me again next year.’”<br />

– Anthony Lane<br />

This idea that Lane parrots, like any pithy point, is as much not true as it<br />

is true. Yes, we do see things through different eyes. As we grow old, the<br />

lens becomes more squishy. And yes, it’s true tastes change over time.<br />

Some cheeses become more and less rewarding as taste buds rearrange<br />

according to God’s plan. But friends, I solemnly swear by all that is living<br />

I will never say Police Academy 4 is my favorite movie. And I’m still<br />

waiting with childlike curiosity for that day to come when I no longer<br />

think Eliot is a great poet and Kubrick is more than just some overfed<br />

photographer.<br />

So, on the surface, there does seem to be an inconsistency between the<br />

idea that taste is always changing, yet at the same time we are fixed in<br />

love and appreciation of bad movies we saw as children. However, these<br />

two seemingly disparate notions can be taken together as evidence of<br />

Lane’s supremely disempowering MO to have us as mere passive witness<br />

to our biological trends. I no longer eat spicy food, but by God I still love<br />

The Sound of Music. Is Anthony Lane the only person capable of<br />

willfully cultivating an evolving critical approach only to throw it all<br />

away in an heroic act of faux humanism? While the rest of us are merely<br />

along for the ride? I don’t know. Let’s wait and see.<br />

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