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Tuesday, June 15th, 2004 3:59 pm Little Pietro stolen!!! Holy manioc beer. Little Pietro missing!!! I think somebody take him. I at party like three miles from Cholo hut. Great party. Anyway, I going outside to making pee pee with Cholo. I gone like maybe five minutes. I come back and look in thatchpack, and God damn if he not gone! This bullshit. Can’t believe somebody steal Little Pietro. He my enemy not they. He not giving them any special power that for sure. Assholes. I catch who did this I make head so small fit in cup. I make new home for his whole family. Is called box. 168 Current Mood: infuriated Current Music: Mission of Burma Revolver Monday, January 17th, 2005 (8 Comments |Comment on this) 1:01 pm So Excited!! Tomorrow night is big moth concert at Chu Chu’s. I so excited. My friend get us tickets. Okay, we tell Chu Chu we eat his pig he not letting us in free. I so excited for show. I never hear moth sing before. I hear song of cicada couple time. I hear macaw. God like every day. Macaw. Macaw. Macaw. Shut up. Give me my break. Oh, you ever hear a bunch of toco toucan when they scare? Now that real rock concert. And, of course, nobody forgetting Chaco Chachalaca. They don’t let you. Friend, I hear many things in this life, but never moth. Current Mood: anxious Current Music: Pinback The Yellow Ones (12 Comments |Comment on this)

Tuesday, January 18th, 2005 11:25 am Holy manioc beer! Concert last night so awesome. Was Xunaxtzchtiti’s famous traveling six moth band. Cannot even beginning to describe you. Can’t remember. Too many drug. Must have been so good. Remember come in. Remember hand mark with some huituc. Manioc beer for everybody. Some other kind of drink, tasting like yage. Okay, was yage. Remember everybody say how great moth sound. Backup beatles really good too everyone say. Awesome. My friend say Xunaxtzchtiti coming back to Casa Pepe in Babahoyo next month. Babahoyo like ten mile away. I think maybe we go having friendly talk with Pepe. Current Mood: satisfied Current Music: Animal Collective Alvin Row Saturday, January 22nd, 2005 (427 Comments |Comment on this) 2:02 pm “…seeks big fat documentary film makers…” Oh my what glorious day! All start off these white men suddenly showing up in village. Say from some place call New York. They want to taking pictures of everything in village. Say is for good cause. So we eat them. Oh my god delicious. Really nothing taste like white man wrap in banana leaf, slow cook in Maya pib. Okay, maybe Chu Chu little pig pretty good too. In Aji Costeño sauce. Yes. But still that really good idea Tio have. I never hear of Craig List before but god damn it work. We just putting some stupid drawing of village Tio kid make for school, some direction how to find us. Then we wait. God white people stupid. Current Mood: amused Current Music: Blonde Redhead Melody (2 Comments |Comment on this) 169

Tuesday, January 18th, 2005<br />

11:25 am Holy manioc beer!<br />

Concert last night so awesome. Was Xunaxtzchtiti’s famous<br />

traveling six moth band. Cannot even beginning to describe you.<br />

Can’t remember. Too many drug. Must have been so good.<br />

Remember come in. Remember hand mark with some huituc.<br />

Manioc beer for everybody. Some other kind of drink, tasting like<br />

yage. Okay, was yage. Remember everybody say how great moth<br />

sound. Backup beatles really good too every<strong>one</strong> say. Awesome. My<br />

friend say Xunaxtzchtiti coming back to Casa Pepe in Babahoyo<br />

next month. Babahoyo like ten mile away. I think maybe we go<br />

having friendly talk with Pepe.<br />

Current Mood: satisfied<br />

Current Music: Animal Collective Alvin Row<br />

Saturday, January 22nd, 2005<br />

(427 Comments |Comment on this)<br />

2:02 pm “…seeks big fat documentary film makers…”<br />

Oh my what glorious day! All start off these white men suddenly<br />

showing up in village. Say from some place call New York. They<br />

want to taking pictures of everything in village. Say is for good<br />

cause. So we eat them. Oh my god delicious. Really nothing taste<br />

like white man wrap in banana leaf, slow cook in Maya pib. Okay,<br />

maybe Chu Chu little pig pretty good too. In Aji Costeño sauce.<br />

Yes. But still that really good idea Tio have. I never hear of Craig<br />

List before but god damn it work. We just putting some stupid<br />

drawing of village Tio kid make for school, some direction how to<br />

find us. Then we wait. God white people stupid.<br />

Current Mood: amused<br />

Current Music: Blonde Redhead Melody<br />

(2 Comments |Comment on this)<br />

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