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Day 20 Dear Laura, Perhaps I am trying too hard. Perhaps I’ve been under too much stress. Maybe I just need to relax and let things happen. I will do this, for us. Day 32 Dear Laura, My therapist says if I follow his instructions, I will be healthy in no time. He has given me some pills to take. He says a lot of people have my problem and that pills can help. Please give my love to Jenna and Laura, Jr. I know I will be home soon. Day 224 Dear Laura, Tahiti is beyond all expectations. I promise I will send for you and the children as soon as the dry season is over. 175
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