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I would like to congratulate the following people for being able to contribute in some way or other to this book. Scott and Stuart Shell for making me actually do it. Erin Casey for her gentle criticism. Kate Kudirka for her the-opposite-of-gentle criticism and memorable personal attacks. Allison Adair for her good looks and charm. Tim Lake for a fundamental influence that can hardly be explained. Dorothy Lam (robots). Jess Fuchs of dustyartwork.com (round bubble love). Paul Boerner (pigeon taking dump on statue). James Strickland (crack rock). The Shuar Tribe (may none of them find and kill me). Marie Glancy. Phillip Lopate (who actually can write about film and whose work I could have just stolen, if he weren’t still around). Peter Hornsby (for liking B. Kliban as much as I do and for many lessons learned). Jon Kowallis (for setting up all those personal meetings with Lu Xun). Babette Hale and Christian Manuel (for different reasons). Ian Garthwait, Sarvi Sheybany. And anyone else out there who may have willingly or unwillingly participated. And then there is Tyler Sage. 181
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