book one redone - Coldbacon

sites. Now it is time to remove Google. Let your firm make a clear example of
what happens when the cries for reasonable censorship are ignored.
4. Sexual abstention for one week. You are all soiled. If you did not participate in
this sordid act, then the person in the cubicle next to you did. We are only as
strong as our weakest link. I suggest you all go home and take a bath. You will
know when it is the right time to resume the earnest pursuit of real intimacy.
5. Letters of apology to the Pope. The Vatican does not guarantee His Popeship
will read each and every letter, but this measure will help ensure that for all your
employees, when that golden parachute opens, it’s not in a flaming bowl of hell.
Exhibit B (much too late)
“We’re radio directors, and we take our creative position from sound and
then kind of back our way into the lines,” says McHale. “But radio is naked,”
he cautions.
I think we have a winner. I’m sorry, Leon.
“It has to be really honest, because there’s nothing to look at to distract
you...”
Oh, we definitely have a winner.
“Comedy is even more demanding. It’s one of the most effective ways of radio
advertising, but it’s also dangerous,” according to McHale. “There’s nothing
worse than a funny ad that’s not funny.”
Except of course, sin. But remember, forgiveness. We’re all radio directors
here.
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Yours Truly,
Cold Bacon
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