book one redone - Coldbacon

text[number++] = "We’re buying 8-tracks like they were going out of
style."
text[number++] = "Because no one gives a shit about a well-written
essay."
text[number++] = "Friends are good. Potholes are bad. Both are
inevitable."
text[number++] = "If we’re going to play good cop, bad cop, I want to be
the hooker."
text[number++] = "Art is taking an obvious truth and pushing it almost
out of reach."
text[number++] = "Cause it’s root root root for the home team. If we don’t
win it’s a scam."
text[number++] = "Remember, you’ve got to help troubled teens, because
they could kill you."
text[number++] = "It was like something returned from the dead to haunt
you in undetectable ways."
text[number++] = "Lo, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of
death. I fear no evil. Because I am stupid."
text[number++] = "We’ve captured the imagination of the American
people and compressed it to the size of a pea!"
text[number++] = "Here’s a tip. If you’re writing a rock song, please do
not mention eggs, unless of course, you’re going to say ‘I am the egg
man.’”
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