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2/12/01 U.S. Video Kills Libya’s Radio Star. (Reuters)
9/26/00 U.S. To Create Life-Sized Replica of Cuba. (Yahoo)
8/10/00 U.S. Warns That North Korea Faces Isolation. (Yahoo)
4/30/00 Clinton Declares Montana Disaster Area. Montana Calls
Arkansas Cheap Slut. (Yahoo)
6/1/00 68 Kids Eliminated in Spelling Bee. Al Gore Quick to Blame
NRA. (Yahoo)
2/19/00 NATO Vows Never To Stop Vowing. (Reuters)
9/8/99 U.N. Summit Ends with Resolution To Solve World Problems.
(AP)
3/22/99 U.S. Denies Everything. (Yahoo)
But not everything in the news these last few years has been of a
purely geopolitical significance. There have been some other very
important developments in the world around us.
5/6/05 Dozens in U.S. Get Sick of Small Pets. (Yahoo)
1/30/03 Shoe Bomber Sentenced to Life, on Nike Assembly Line. (CNN)
9/3/02 Sniper Offers To Turn Himself in in Exchange for Immunity. (AP)
7/11/02 Courtney Love Sentenced to Death. (Yahoo)
9/30/02 Report: Ozone Hole Shrinks, Splits in Two, Then Goes Out for
Beer. (Yahoo)
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