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news/media.html<br />
This Just In: Abraham Lincoln seen getting bagel at street-side cafe in<br />
Washington.<br />
This Just In: Our sources tell us this would be virtually impossible. We’ll<br />
have to check. But we promise to break in the minute we find out. We<br />
take you now to our correspondent on the ground, at ground zero, at the<br />
scene, live, coming to you live, risking everything, in harm’s way, only a<br />
five second delay, edited only slightly, edited for your protection, twentyfour<br />
hours in <strong>one</strong> day. Back to you, Fred.<br />
This Just In: President Washington may have used racial slur. Country in<br />
crisis!<br />
45
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